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Video T-shirts

Lord_Dweomer writes "The Hollywood Reporter brings us the next trick up marketers' sleeves. A new t-shirt with an 11" display and 4 stereo speakers was unveiled at E3 last week playing a trailer of the new I, Robot movie soon to be released. Unfortunately the company behind them, San Francisco based Brand Marketers, has announced that they will not be for individual sale. When will I be able to watch a movie on my sleeve?!" Update: 05/20 15:38 GMT by M : i4u writes "We just reported about Irish Adwalker which uses Xybernaut equipment for a more high-end Video T-shirt. Also we saw the brandmarketers Video T-Shirt at the Wired Nextfest 2004."

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  1. Tv on your sleeve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When will I be able to watch a movie on my sleeve?!

    You mean like this? ;)
    Check out some of these pictures! Awesome!
    Theres also a mobile phone with support for receiving tv, here, cool huh?

  2. Was it the TV or.... by Mz6 · · Score: 4, Funny
    "The two women who wore the video T-shirts as they walked around E3 drew crowds and TV news crews on hand to cover the gaming conference at the Los Angeles Convention Center."

    With this coming from a marketing company, something tells me that the interest wasn't the shirt, but rather what's behind it, literally.

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    1. Re:Was it the TV or.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      It was the first 3D trailer that you could watch without special glasses!

    2. Re:Was it the TV or.... by flyneye · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder if a sufficiently endowed woman wearing one would provide an IMAX sort of display.

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    3. Re:Was it the TV or.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      With this coming from a marketing company, something tells me that the interest wasn't the shirt, but rather what's behind it, literally.

      No, in reality the T-shirts didn't really show off any of the other *ahem* assets of the models. They really just looked like long night shirts with an lcd screen glued to the chest. IMO they could have been way cooler, with maybe a flexible screen that could fit around said assets and with possibly a better fit.

      To me it just looked like somthing a 7th grader with too much time on his hands would make out of a portable dvd player.

    4. Re:Was it the TV or.... by shystershep · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think what you'd get in that case is a sort of fish-eye distortion. What you need is a model with, ahem, sufficient girth to support the wide screen.

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  3. /. or t-shirt better ad? by thebra · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "I think Fox had a lot of guts to roll this out for 'I, Robot' because it was brand new, and a lot of companies aren't willing to do alternative marketing and want to stick to the same thing,"

    Alternative marketing eh? I guess FOX also decided to advertise the movie on /. because I see very little info in the article about the shirt but plenty about Fox.

    Mod me down if you must but you know I am right.

  4. Huh? by Cyno01 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    A new t-shirt with an 11" display and 4 stereo speakers was unveiled at E3 last week
    If its stereo doesn't it only need 2?
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    1. Re:Huh? by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 2, Funny

      The extra two speakers are for redundancy.

      That's what the organisers said at the last conference I attended.

  5. But . . . but . . . by shystershep · · Score: 4, Funny

    . . . I'm supposed to be staring at your chest, aren't I?

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  6. When? by Patik · · Score: 3, Funny
    When will I be able to watch a movie on my sleeve?!
    As soon as you go to the gym and grow some 11" biceps.
  7. If I wanted ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Funny
    to be treated like a piece of furniture, I'd just go home to my family.

    I want other people to be MY piece of furniture.

  8. What's next... by millahtime · · Score: 2

    What's next a gaming console built into a shirt too. So, imagine a baby tee on a "fine young lady" with this. I would stare at her chect while playing video games anywhere.



    Yes, I know I have an overactive imagination.

    1. Re:What's next... by Adriax · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can bet the engineers are working non-stop to develop a touch screen control version of this.

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  9. Without Pictures this is just a tease by Cyberllama · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Am I the ONLY one having troubles visualizing what this would look like?

    So many questions, what powers it, how thick/heavy is it, what's the resolution of the screen.

    Without pictures I just can't make anything out of this story.

  10. Teletubbies by FooMasterZero · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wonder if they will sue over trademark infringement ?

    1. Re:Teletubbies by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Time for Brand Marketers bye-bye...

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  11. Article with Pictures... by bobej1977 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here you are. The picture with reference to "active camouflage" is also very intriguing.

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    1. Re:Article with Pictures... by electrichamster · · Score: 2, Informative

      After googling a bit I found the website of the guy developing it: http://projects.star.t.u-tokyo.ac.jp/projects/MEDI A/xv/oc.html

      When you read how it's done, its really not that impressive at all - essentially just videoing the area behind him, and then using a video projector to shine it on to him.

  12. Depends... by not_a_product_id · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... on how fast your arm is moving. (or wasnt' that the kind of movie you had in mind?)

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  13. It seems that advertising will soon be everywhere by spidergoat2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    [This space for rent. Inquire within.]

  14. Re:I want a video of this on my t-shirt... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 2, Funny

    For some reason links with the form of xxxxSE.CX terrify me. Strangely I can't remember why...
    Oh wait... oh no the images came back! Oh the pain, the pain!

  15. PEOPLE SPAM IS BAD by aardwolf204 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    And during the Fourth of July weekend, 20th Century Fox plans to have several people in the video T-shirts walking around malls, movie theaters, beaches, festivals and other venues packed with people to promote the film in the top 10 markets.

    I thought door-to-door-salesmen-SPAM was bad

    I thought telemarketer-SPAM was bad

    I thought fax-marketer-SPAM was bad

    I thought SMS-when-you-walk-by-starbucks-SPAM was bad

    I thought popups-SPAM was bad

    I thought SPAM-SPAM was bad

    I thought LCD-billboard-SPAM was bad

    PEOPLE-SPAM is BAD

    Next time I go to a concert can I get a filter for my eyes, preferably an open source one?

    guerilla marketers should live in the zoo

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  16. Rack Mounted by NodeZero · · Score: 5, Funny

    Brings more meaning to rack mounted hardware.

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  17. It said the speakers were stereo. Need only one? by expro · · Score: 3, Funny

    Must be some sort of holographic audio device. Reminds me of a speaker I saw someone using, connected to his clock radio, that said "Stereo" in big letters. I was really impressed.

  18. ah ha by WormholeFiend · · Score: 5, Funny

    as soon as I get me one of these video t-shirts, I'm gonna walk around playing Blipverts and giving people headaches, epileptic seizures (and maybe even a few explosions?)

  19. Something is fishy by dr+ttol · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I looked up Brand Marketers, and there is no such company in San Francisco.

    Also, no pictures of the video t-shirts.

    Something is fishy.

  20. If they made a shirt out of OLED... by AC-x · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...then presumably the entire t-shirt could be a display, now that would be cool

    It probably wouldn't be bright enough for Preditor style camouflage but it'd be pretty nifty to have an animated shirt anyway :)

  21. An Article Without Pictures... by dnahelix · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...is like a computer without a keyboard, or some other dumb analogy.

    See a picture of those t-shirts here.

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  22. I saw these at E3 by Besjon · · Score: 5, Informative
    and was not impressed. They looked like cheap portable DVD players stuck up under a t-shirt with a rectangle cut out for the screen. I was embarrassed for the models having to wear something that bulky and stupid.

    People didn't really crowd around to view the trailers, they mainly stopped for the novelty factor and to have a chance to stare at the women's chests. Nobody would have stopped if 1) the models were men because that would have been lame and 2) the models' didn't have large breasts and black t-shirts to help hide the ridiculous bulk of the units.

    As soon as a couple people stopped to look, herd mentality took over and a small crowd was formed - especially since the models stood in the middle of busy and narrow intersections on the show floor. The crowds had very little to do with wanting to actually see the trailers.

    I give them a few points for trying something different and being able to BS the Hollywood Reporter.

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  23. somebody mod parent up by evenprime · · Score: 2, Insightful
    as soon as I get me one of these video t-shirts, I'm gonna walk around playing Blipverts and giving people headaches, epileptic seizures (and maybe even a few explosions?)

    any max headroom reference deserves an automatic +1 for coolness. It is sad how few nerds remember....

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  24. But, by BillFarber · · Score: 2, Interesting

    what will this do to wet t-shirt contests?

  25. "Based off of" or "a rape of?" by Valdrax · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't worry -- it's not really a movie based off of a book either.

    I swear. This is going to be a worse rape of a book than Starship Troopers. Take one wide-eyed, enthusiastic book about a future of living with robots and turn it into a Frankenstein/Terminator science horror movie with Will Smith once again somehow dragging racism into the plot like he did with Wild Wild West. I felt sick after seeing the trailer. Honestly, next time Hollywood licenses a SF/F book that I've enjoyed, I'm burning the studios down proactively.

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  26. Pictures...Not Very Elegant by theslashdude · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It may be the first time it's been done, but judging by the pictures, it's not a very elegant solution. It's not so much a video t-shirt, but a t-shirt with a hole in it covering up what is probably a heavy vest carrying all the equipament. I was expecting some new technology with flexible OLED's or something mounted right on the shirt. This is nothing more then anyone here could do with an old laptop and a black t-shirt.

  27. camo by nanojath · · Score: 3, Funny

    "active camoflage" - pfft - I can TOTALLY see that guy.

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  28. Wheres the OLED by POPE+Mad+Mitch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Liquid Crystal Display !?

    Not very practical is it, what we really want to see is the flexible OLED version of these, then you really can have a t-shirt with a builtin tv.

  29. Staring? by keriaan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What with all of the social conventions against staring I find it hard to imagining myself staring at some stranger's chest (especially a woman's) for 30 seconds no matter how entertaining the video is. I could see this method of advertising working better if the video was on the back of the t-shirt. I am much more likely to be caught walking behind someone for 15 to 20 seconds and if the screen was on their back most if not all of the awkwardness associated with staring would removed.