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Mandrakelinux 10 Now Available To All

EvilAlien writes "Mandrakelinux has released the ISOs for Mandrakelinux 10.0. Mandrakelinux 10 is one of the first commercially available Linux distributions to feature the 2.6 kernel by default. As always, you can download the release via FTP or Bittorrent. Remember, if you use Mandrakelinux, join the club or buy a box to support them."

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  1. /. Effect to the Extreme by bobhagopian · · Score: 3, Funny

    It becomes impossible to open a 100k HTML file once it gets slashdotted... god help that poor soul that is trying to download those huge ISO files right now.

  2. Re:Excellent Distro!!! by nocomment · · Score: 4, Funny

    nooooo! I hadn't finished downloading it, great, there goes my downlaod speeds. Hey people! the swedish mirror is the fastest one! Go download from them, er I mean from here.

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  3. The Good Ole Days by YodaToo · · Score: 5, Funny

    With BitTorrents of CD & DVD ISO's transporting data over all these fancy high speed lines, do you ever long for the good ole days of having to install distros like Slackware on 3.5 floppy or sending off in the mail for a Walnut Creek CD to load up linux via your fancy new 1x cartridge based CDROM?

    1. Re:The Good Ole Days by gphinch · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nope :P

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      in bed.
  4. Already tried it. by bmo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Every so often, I pit one OS against another. I picked up a copy of Mandrake 10 from Linux Format. Of course it was the download version, but I saw it and I had to check it out.

    The French and the Germans battled it out yet again on my PC. As usual, the Maginot line crumbled instantly as the Germans, with their technical superority *from LAST OCTOBER* (SuSE 9.0), totally cleaned the floor with Mandrake 10.

    And thusly, I cleaned Mandrake off the drive.

    Hello SuSE 9.1

    This again proves that you should get your food from France, technology from Germany, and women from Poland.

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    BMO

    1. Re:Already tried it. by Limburgher · · Score: 1, Funny
      And your world domination from Amerika.

      (ducks)

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      You are not the customer.

    2. Re:Already tried it. by Cornelius+Chesterfie · · Score: 3, Funny

      It was about Canadians. The joke went something like:

      "The sad thing about Canada is that they could've gotten british culture, french cooking and american technology. Instead they got french technology, british cooking and american culture."

  5. Re:Community Edition by Croaker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heh... reminds me of that deoderant commercial... "Mandrake: strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"

  6. WOW!!! by shaitand · · Score: 3, Funny

    Check out that features page, it says it includes ATI, NVIDIA and Matrox video cards. Just what I needed, a linux distro that comes with free video cards! woot!

  7. There have been many, many variations... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here's one:

    In Heaven: All the police are British, all the mechanics are German, all the lovers are French, all the chefs are Italian and everything is run by the Swiss.

    In Hell: All the police are German, all the mechanics are French, all the lovers are Swiss, all the chefs are British and everything is run by the Italians.

    (Fished from http://www.1jma.dk/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=607&whichpag e=6)

    The first time I heard a joke like this was in reference to European unification about 15 years ago. One guy says to another, something like, "My hope is that unification will mean all the police will be...". After which some other guy says something like, "Yes, but my fear is, all the police will be..."

  8. Re:Excellent Distro!!! by TwinkieStix · · Score: 5, Funny

    alias d='apt-get install'
    alias m='urpmi'

    There. Now they are the same length. Can't we all just get along?

  9. Re:Excellent Distro!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Debian's package manager is bigger then some distros.

    If you want the stardestroyer of package managers, then enjoy.

    you apt-pinning, dselecting, aptituding, synapticing, pinnochio looking mother fuckers.

  10. Re: First by dmitrygr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hello, Mr. Gates. Welcome to slashdot, and thank you for your informative comment.

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    1. Enjoy your job
    2. Make lots of money
    3. Work within the law

    Choose any two.
  11. Re:open proxy installed by default? by brian728s · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you get any replies from people running mandrake 10, the problem must have been fixed at some point. ;)

  12. Re:Excellent Distro!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    But Mandrake is french, and "m" and "d" are at the same distance of the space bar on the french keyboard.
    Ergo, In France, keyboards makes go along YOU :)
    ...
    * hides behind his keyboard *

  13. almost right by G�tz · · Score: 2, Funny
    Thanks for referring to my page, but the URL is wrong: right URL.

    Warning: these packages aren't updated anymore, they've been merged into Cooker, which will become 10.1.

    The university's admins must hate me for linking my page on /. :-)

  14. Re:Excellent Distro!!! by kdriedge · · Score: 4, Funny

    What's this package 'foo' that everyone keeps talking about? I can't find it anywhere :!