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Thirty Years in Computing

Jacob writes "Jacob Nielsen, usability guru, writes about the last 30 years of computing and his predictions of the next 30 years of computing. An interesting read. quote: 'Computer games in 2034 are likely to offer simulated worlds and interactive storytelling that's more engaging than linear presentations such as those in most movies today.'"

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  1. It won't really change... by gerbick · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gaming won't really change... heck, I'm still waiting for my flying car.

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    1. Re:It won't really change... by stanmann · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well given the random and consistently lower qualities of movies today, I don't see how gaming can't help but be more engaging in 30 years.

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  2. Re:What? by TwistedSquare · · Score: 2, Funny
    Still no hollowdeck?

    No, they haven't perfected the technology yet to prevent the outside collapsing onto the hollow inside ;)

  3. Computer games in 2034? by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 4, Funny



    DNF due in March.

  4. I'm still trying to figure out... by Throtex · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...if the network is the computer, or if the computer is the network, or what! Stupid Sun...

  5. DUKE Nukem by tonywestonuk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Computer games in 2034 are likely to offer simulated worlds and interactive storytelling that's more engaging than linear presentations such as those in most movies today.

    So, I guess this will be when Duke Nukem Forever is completed then....

  6. The Unix Clock will Overflow by lildogie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Airplanes will crash, nuclear weapons will detonate, and NBC will air a hokey movie about it all.

    I'm just glad I live in a later timezone. Oh, wait....

    1. Re:The Unix Clock will Overflow by darth_MALL · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry to be anal...I think it's 2038

  7. Scott Adams figured this out a while ago by JoeBuck · · Score: 4, Funny
    Dogbert: I can predict the future by assuming that money and male hormones are the driving forces for new technology. Therefore when virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.

    Woman (to Dogbert): Is Dilbert available?

    Dogbert: He's been in the holodeck since March.

  8. In Thirty Years I predict.... by platypibri · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Finally!!!! Computers will wreck a nice beach... er recognize speech.
    2. EUI. Emersive User Interface, perhaps something like Minority Report or The Matix. I mean manipulating virtual object in real space, not jacking in.
    3. Cyrrano Virus proof of concept hits on your girlfriend (or mom, in the case of hopeless nerds)
    4. Indian Tech Giant "Bollysoft" is investigated for anti-competative practices, cuts cost by farming out tech support to the up and coming Afganistan tech industry.
    5. Computers finally translate dolphin speech. Turns out it's mostly fart jokes and machismo pick up lines. And, they are very interested in our culture's "beer" and "ESPN"
    6. PentiumXI prosessor requires a 220 volt electric connection, liquid oxygen cooling. Intel investigates opening small wormholes between processors and surface of Jupiter moon Europa for joint processor cooling/planet heating terraforming project.
    7. That's right, virtual 3D holographic blue screen of death.

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  9. Re:No, in a visor. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am telling my kids to get me the visor with laser beams attached. Forget the shark.

  10. Re:Half an exabyte of hard disk equivalent storage by Have+Blue · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sure, but what are all the P2P addicts going to do afterwards?

  11. Re:Think outside the box! by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm going to go out on a limb here and predict that in 30 years we won't have any computers at all. Instead, we'll have spice, and hot Bene Gesserit women. Yes, I am predicting the Butlerian Jihad.

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  12. Don't forget Legal advancements by freeze128 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The computers of 2034 will be impressive indeed! They will have many functions that will be illegal for you to perform.

  13. Re:we'll never recognize computers by filmsmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    But I predict that within 100 years computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them.

    nngh-hey!

    fs

  14. Re:Shared game content by JWhitlock · · Score: 2, Funny
    One thing the gameing industry needs is a shared content license similar to how open source is set up. If someone spends 6 months makeing a detailed land scape for level 14 of a game and it turns out the everyone blows through level 14 in just a couple of minutes is level 14 worth those 6 months?

    Still designing levels in 2034? Can't the games make their own levels on the fly yet? Boy, NetHack still has 'em beat...

  15. Re:we'll never recognize computers by mhesseltine · · Score: 4, Funny
    What I think will be interesting to watch is how software also starts evolving from apps with a narrow focus (think along the lines of early 90's WordPerfect) to apps which try to do pretty much everything - perhaps a bad example, but MS Word already allows table and cell editing similar to Excel, graphics manipulation, and desktop publishing.

    One word: EMACS

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  16. Re:we'll never recognize computers by Awperator · · Score: 2, Funny

    Computers will be so ubiquitous that we wont even realize that we are plugged into the matrix.

  17. Re:we'll never recognize computers by anthony_philipp · · Score: 2, Funny

    two characters: vi

  18. Re:we'll never recognize computers by ObjetDart · · Score: 2, Funny
    Currently you can buy things on-line on your computer. But wouldn't that be better from your TV?

    No. Why on earth would it be better from the TV? Are you saying that sitting around in front of a TV is better than sitting around in front of a computer?

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