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Windows Users Fear Korgo Virus

An anonymous reader writes "A new virus is on the prowl that can infect your Windows XP/2K system and record every key you hit on your keyboard. The keys are then sent back to the virus creator where he/she can steal your passwords and credit card information. The virus named, Korgo, started showing up in the last week of May but it now has at least six different variants. To protect yourself from this nasty virus, Microsoft is urging all users to download the KB835732 Security Update. As with the Sasser worm, you'll get the Korgo virus without even knowing it. It does not arrive by email, but simply by being connected to a network or to the Internet without having a patched machine or a properly configured firewall."

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  1. Details: by ack154 · · Score: 5, Informative
    According to Symantec, the F variant of this seems to be the worst, or most prominent. Currently a level 3, here's the SARC page for it: Korgo.F. There is a removal tool available as well.

    Main details from top of SARC page:
    W32.Korgo.F is a minor variant of W32.Korgo.E. It is a worm that attempts to propagate by exploiting the Microsoft Windows LSASS Buffer Overrun Vulnerability (BID 10108) on TCP port 445. It also listens on TCP ports 113, 3067, and other random ports.
    Happy cleaning.
    1. Re:Details: by RetroGeek · · Score: 5, Funny

      yes it would work if you can predict those other random ports

      Just use a random number generator.

      Oh wait.....

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    2. Re:Details: by It'sYerMam · · Score: 5, Insightful
      445: microsoft-ds
      113: auth
      3067: unknown

      The first two, at least, are service ports (Why else would something exploit them) So the question is really, "why are they open by default?"

      I expect this will be fixed in XP SP2.

      The next time I boot into windows, I reckon I'm gonna be destroyed... I haven't updated in ages, so anything that zonealarm misses is heading straight for me.

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    3. Re:Details: by EndlessNameless · · Score: 5, Informative

      It listens on those ports. It only infects through 445. Block incoming on that port (which 99.9% of home users can do without problems), and you're safe. For those who actually need that port for https... well, consider linux. :) Although, MS does have a workaround for it.

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    4. Re:Details: by ZiggyM · · Score: 3, Informative

      Be careful with ZoneAlarm. The current version (5.0) *disables* email virus scanning protection from norton AV and maybe others (regadless of how you configure either program.) This is a known issue that they (zonelabs) has not cared to fix yet.

    5. Re:Details: by JamesTRexx · · Score: 5, Informative

      https is on 443, so no problem there...

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    6. Re:Details: by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It comes with a firewall, but it's like that thing with Outlook where you can tell it "Don't let me download anything that might harm my computer" a handy function that protects you from ever downloading anything, or opening any attachment.

      When you turn the firewall on, it blocks a ton of ports, which may or may not include ports it should block (telnet). Needless to say there isn't any way to configure which ports. It's all or nothing.

      I've got it on, but god knows if its doing any good, as its behind 2 better firewalls.

      Hmmm. Lol. Okay, I just portscanned myself, and despite my setting it to dump ALL non established incoming tcp/ip, it doesn't block a bunch of ports (below), including IIS and 445, though it does block SSH and telnet (then again, those services might not be available for my version of windows, so who the hell knows?)

      In conclusion, it sucks, and it won't protect you from this virus.

      7/tcp open echo
      9/tcp open discard
      13/tcp open daytime
      17/tcp open qotd
      19/tcp open chargen
      135/tcp open msrpc
      139/tcp open netbios-ssn
      445/tcp open microsoft-ds
      1025/tcp open NFS-or-IIS
      1026/tcp open LSA-or-nterm
      1027/tcp open IIS
      5000/tcp open UPnP

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    7. Re:Details: by joNDoty · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Needless to say there isn't any way to configure which ports. It's all or nothing."

      Not quite. Turning the firewall on in XP blocks almost all ports EXCEPT those you specify in the "allow" listbox provided. Want telnet's port unblocked? Just look in that list box and check "telnet" as an allowed port.

      "it doesn't block a bunch of ports...including IIS and 445"

      Many of those ports you mentioned it actually can block if you go to the last tab in your firewall setup dialog. Uncheck the options like "allow incoming echo requests" etc.

      But you're right about some of those ports. For example, the only way to stop the qotd service (port 17) is to modify the fscking registry (I hate that). See http://www.winnetmag.com/Windows/Article/ArticleID /475/475.html for more info on stopping services like chargen and qotd that can be exploited for bandwidth attacks.

  2. KB835732 by thebra · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The company that I work at pushed the KB835732 patch out to a few thousand machines. It caused some incompatability issue that cause Windows to blue screen with the error "Winsrv.dll missing or corrupt", its been a blast removing the patch through recovery console, especially walking remote users through it.

    1. Re:KB835732 by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes and then people fail to understand why it takes some time to patch up all machines.
      At work we do the releases in steps, first the IT dept, then the superusers. And then we take the rest in steps to prevent too much trouble.
      But it just not install the patch on 2000 machines as soon it comes out.

  3. Hmmm.... by Mz6 · · Score: 5, Informative
    For some reason the poster left out the following, critical, piece of information (oh.. and for those that don't RTFA). This virus uses the exact same flaw as the Sasser virus -- LSASS Buffer Overrun Vulnerability. What's weird is that the infections are still climbing meaning that after almost 2 months (patch released on April 13) and a HUGE rash of infections from Sasser, there are some folks that have still refused to apply the Microsoft patch. As much as I hate to say it, IMHO, they almost deserve it...

    For those that have just come out from their rock, here is a removal tool for this latest worm

    And IIRC, shouldn't any good (read: non-XP) firewall automatically be blocking these ports (or atleast 445) right out-of-the-box?

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    1. Re:Hmmm.... by eln · · Score: 5, Informative

      You can run windows update and get security patches and any other updates available through that medium on a pirated copy without any trouble at all.

      Or, you know, so I've heard.

    2. Re:Hmmm.... by Ayaress · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you think that's bad, I recently reformatted a relative's Win2k computer because of a trashed partition. I then connected to the internet to download Zonelarm onto it and run windows update, and it was almost immediately infected with W32Blaster. Getting on a year after the patch came out, and most of a year since the virus made such a mess of things, there's still enough people out there with this virus (and hence, without the patch to protect against it) to make it dangerous to unpatched computers.

    3. Re:Hmmm.... by bigrat · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I work at the tech bench at Best Buy part-time.


      Despite the default config of 2k/XP to inform you that updates are available, we've been fixing hundreds of machines infected with Sasser, and even Blaster. Users simply ignore the update warning, or outright refuse to run it. One user mentioned "Why would I need to run that?"


      Even Microsoft can't prevent ignorance.

    4. Re:Hmmm.... by 2Flower · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Nope. I have a questionable windows copy -- I won this computer in a legit contest STRAIGHT from Intel itself, and it didn't come with any documentation or keys. When I go to Windows Update, it refuses to work because it thinks I have a pirated key.

      Needless to say, isntalling individual hotfixes like these is a PITA.

    5. Re:Hmmm.... by FattMattP · · Score: 4, Informative
      I then connected to the internet to download Zonelarm onto it and run windows update, and it was almost immediately infected with W32Blaster.
      What made you think putting an unsecured machine on a network unprotected would be a good idea, even to get patches? As you saw, it'll get infected in minutes. Maybe you should put Zonealarm on a CD or a USB memory key and move it over that way.
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    6. Re:Hmmm.... by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 4, Interesting
      And IIRC, shouldn't any good (read: non-XP) firewall automatically be blocking these ports (or atleast 445) right out-of-the-box?

      Forgive my ignorance, but shouldn't the lightweight consumer-grade routers (Linksys and such) with NAT be effective as well at blocking this sort of thing?

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    7. Re:Hmmm.... by gb506 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Windows XP Professional Corporate Edition?

      What if I have Windows XP unemployed dumbass edition?

  4. Advisory by michaelhood · · Score: 5, Informative

    Symantec's Advisory. Listens on TCP ports 113, 2041, and 3067. 113 is identd, 2041 is interbase, 3067 seems invented. Firewall as appropriate.

  5. You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wish that, just once, a lot of people will get ripped off. The credit card companies will cover any losses (they have to by law), and people will actually realise that yes, keeping up to date with patches is a good idea.

    1. Re:You know... by psbrogna · · Score: 3, Informative

      Cards with a MC/Visa logo only protect you if they're actually a credit card. If they're an ATM you're SOL.

  6. Morbo? by FlipmodePlaya · · Score: 4, Funny

    Puny humans fear Korgo...

    1. Re:Morbo? by bennomatic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!

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  7. Re:Details: , Issued: April 13, 2004 by Steve_Jobs_HNIC · · Score: 5, Informative

    Microsoft Security Bulletin MS04-011
    Security Update for Microsoft Windows (835732)

    Issued: April 13, 2004
    Updated: May 4, 2004
    Version: 1.3

  8. Worm vs Virus by DJ-Dodger · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you "just get it" without having to run anything, it's a worm, not a virus. It's not complicated.

    1. Re:Worm vs Virus by hovis · · Score: 4, Informative
      It's kinda more complicated than that::

      VIRUS: File infector, Self-Replicating A virus will insert it's own code into another _pre-existing_ file. It also replicates automatically every time it's run.

      WORM: Self replicating
      A worm self-replicates liek a virus, but it does not infect pre-existing files. A worm will create a whole new file that is pure viral code (usually with a spoofed name like iexplorer.exe as opposed to the legit file iexplore.exe)

      TROJAN:
      A trojan is also it's own file of pure viral code, but does not self-replicate (However, they frequently facilitate remote control of the Trojan that can be used to replicate it)

      Symantec has a document on this, the link is... What is the difference between Viruses, Trojans and Worms?

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  9. Why is this .gt. 1 month old update news? by Flexagon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Though the listed viruses may be new, the actual update was released over a month ago and those of us here should already know better. This is the kind of "timely" information I get from Comcast support.

  10. Re:Sent back to creator? by metrazol · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...you're new here, aren't you?

    "Sent back to the creator" means data is dumped into an IRC channel, newsgroup, or possibly some zombied machine. There's little way to track the person behind the bot, so to speak.

    Of course, a little way is all it takes to pinch some angsty German teenager...

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  11. As For Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I for one salute our new script kiddie overlords.

  12. Re:Darwinism by Amiga+Lover · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is hardly the bottom 5% of the internet. Most regular Joe Users that I've talked to don't even realize they have to update their machines. So there are probably a lot of people that don't even have the Blaster patch...

    How can people NOT know. God, they click "yes" on enough spyware/malware/whatever email crap, but when windows update comes up to tell them there's a new patch for a bad virus, they're clicking no?

    Are people really this daft?

  13. Not surprising. by AbyssLeaper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's not forget that most users (which wouldn't be reading /.) don't have any idea about this stuff. This confuse virus scanners with firewall, and think patching is something you do with clothes. So no, they don't really deserve it.

    Like it or not, they want their PC to work like their television. As much as you or I don't like it, they are the people that are keeping Windows suppport folks employed.

    I can't say how many times I've helped with someone's machine, and they've had multiple virus infections, spyware and general crap on their machine because they don't know any better. It's a fact of life that Microsoft is going to have to own up to if they want to stay on top. They raised the beast, now they need to teach it the rules.

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    1. Re:Not surprising. by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If say Linux/OSX was the #1 Joe Consumer OS then it would have virus like this.

      OK, would you tell me how an operating system that's not giving the user write priviliages to anything other than their home directory would have the same amount of viruses as one where by default the user has write privliages to everything composing the operating system?

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    2. Re:Not surprising. by tdemark · · Score: 5, Insightful
      If say Linux/OSX was the #1 Joe Consumer OS then it would have virus like this.

      Ummm.... no.

      The output of 'netstat' on a default Mac OS X box:
      tcp4 0 0 127.0.0.1.631 *.* LISTEN
      tcp4 0 0 127.0.0.1.1033 *.* LISTEN
      G'head. Try to remote exploit.

      - Tony
  14. Re:Darwinism by GoofyBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    >Are people really this daft?

    Yes. Welcome to reality, enjoy your stay.

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  15. Okay, you got me... by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I read the post and immediately thought "oh gosh, here we go again" and went to MS windows update to update my workstation while I downloaded the patch. Then I realized that I'd already updated everyone here at the office back when the patch first came out.

    Damn, I gotta rtfa *grin*

    Seriously though, even though I check for new updates religously and try to keep all the users on my network up to date, I guess I'm still a little gun-shy.

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  16. Re:Another? by goldspider · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "You would think after the last 150 they would learn to secure their systems."

    The patch is six weeks old. At what point does it cease to be Microsoft's problem and become the PC owner's?

    It is not Microsoft's responsibility to make sure you have installed the latest patches and are exercising proper precautions.

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  17. Re:Hmmm.... Most pirated windows machines... by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yes, they do. They prevented SP1 from installing on machines with blacklisted corporate keys, but Windows Update has always worked, and they recently announced that even those installs will be able to install SP2. It was covered on /. too.

    The reasoning was it was better than having umpteen zillion unpatched boxes out there DDoS'ing their website.

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  18. Re:Older versions by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 3, Insightful
    98 isn't vulnerable to this (or most or the other nasties from the past year), so why would you need support for it?

    Security through obscurity!!!.... Or at least old age...

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  19. Re:Darwinism by Ayaress · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sadly, that's not the bottom 5% of the userbase. In the last three months, I've had to fix six home user computers and one that was used to track the finances of a church. Four of the home computers had never had Windows Update run (and both of the other two had only been force-fed updates through manufacturer-installed support software), and the Church computer was still vulnerable to the Blaster worm (Thankfully the thing wasn't connected to the Internet)

  20. Hey! How come the Microsoft Site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    is not slashdotted? They are running Windows Server 2003 with IIS and everyone here knows that is bad...

  21. Not Exactly... by mexnix · · Score: 5, Informative

    F-Secure Weblog says Korgo doesn'ts install a key logger by default, but that the "cracker team" uses Korgo's backdoor to do so. So, you wont necessarily have the key logger installed if you have any of the Korgo variants. At least, none up to this point...

  22. I take care of the place while the master is away by abertoll · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I first saw this I thought I read a virus named Torgo! It wobbles around, moves slowly, and takes care of your computer while you're away.

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  23. Easy fix by staticdaze · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just cache all your passwords and credit card info in your browser's form remembering thing.

  24. Remember Passwords by picklepuss · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thank God I trust Internet Explorer enough to remember my bank password for me... now I don't have to worry about viruses that log my keystrokes!

  25. So you do all routine maintenance right? by Scott+Richter · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I wish that, just once, a lot of people will get ripped off. The credit card companies will cover any losses (they have to by law), and people will actually realise that yes, keeping up to date with patches is a good idea.

    It's easy for us to say that, we're computer users who (presumably) know what we're doing. But if one is to condemn non-patchers in that way - I assume you also change your oil every 3000 miles, go to the dentist every 6 months, floss daily, get an annual physical, clean the lint filter in your dryer after every load, eat 6 daily servings of vegetables, rotate your tires every 20,000 miles, have all your car's factory recalls done, change the air filters in your heater monthly, and perform all the other mindless routine maintenance you're supposed to do.

    The bottom line is, no one on earth outside the most anal retentive person alive does all that stuff. Not doing any of them could have consequences, but people simply don't have time to do all this shit.

    So yes, I do blame microsoft. One shouldn't have to constantly check symantec's web page just to keep your computer usable. Computers are appliances now. They should just work, dammit.

    1. Re:So you do all routine maintenance right? by skifreak87 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Both of my parents have close to know idea how a computer works. They're computer got the sasser worm or some variant that kept restarting before they could do anything (solution, have a bootable disc to use so as not to boot off the hard-drive). What they didn't understand is that they CAN get viruses/worms by just being on the internet. Next thing, why wasn't their XP up to date, they thought it would cost money to get the updates so they never did (since they couldn't tell windows update notices apart from the mcaffee security center update notices - which do cost money once your subscription runs out) and never thought they could get viruses/worms except through email.

      Both my parents are quite intelligent and can work a computer for what they need (word processor/quicken/email/browser) fairly competently. The problem, IMHO, is that computer users view a computer as any other appliance, it should just work, and think if they follow some common-sense (such as not opening strange attachments) they wont have problems. People don't understand why it's important to patch a computer or even how to do it, so they don't.

  26. Gee by the_mad_poster · · Score: 3, Funny

    Good thing I'm not dumb enough to type anything important of my own on a Windows box. I guess if I'm infected at work, they'll get the company's code, and if I'm infected at home, they'll found out that I like to cast "Magic Missile" in conjunction with "Flamestrike" when facing strong magic users to disrupt their concentration then hit them with a heavy blast while my warriors move in for the kill.

    I'm sure that latter piece is exceptionally valuable information...

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  27. Re:Another? by gl4ss · · Score: 3, Insightful

    on 99% of users there's no reason for the ports to be open and having services on them ripe for exploitation.

    actually, if they advertise it as idiot proof and secure(even for idiots) it kind of becomes their problem.

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  28. Re:Sent back to creator? by Mad+Bad+Rabbit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    OK, since that channel is gonna get flooded anyway, use
    modified backend code from the virus to flood the channel
    with junk data.

    Or better yet, spike it with legitimate-looking data that
    will help catch the originator (root passwords for honeypit
    machines, special "arrest this customer" CC numbers, etc.)

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  29. Re:Darwinism by FattMattP · · Score: 4, Funny
    How can people NOT know. God, they click "yes" on enough spyware/malware/whatever email crap, but when windows update comes up to tell them there's a new patch for a bad virus, they're clicking no? Are people really this daft?
    Maybe Microsoft should look at this as a marketing problem. They should make all of their critial patches downloadable via banner ads:
    Click the monkey and get a $1000 worth of security patches!

    [banner blinking very fast and moving around]
    You're a winner! Click here to collect your prize!

    You're broadcasting an IP address! Click here for the fix!

    Then the people who won't install patches will get them anyway.
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  30. The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What a surprise it wasn't mentioned that this was patched months ago, right?

    This vulnerability is the LSASS Buffer Overrun Vulnerability, already patched way back on April 13. Slashdot probably had at least two or three articles on it back then as well if you wanna do a search for "sasser."

    If you haven't patched after two months, you're just the same as all those people who got hit with Blaster, which was also already patched beforehand. Linux distros issue security patches for their vulnerabilities weekly and nobody complains, but when Microsoft releases a patch, suddenly it's this huge issue to run a tiny executable that plugs security flaws, and then people bitch at Windows two months later when a virus comes out to exploit it...

    Just saying. How can one criticize their security if they won't apply their security patches? Almost all major software is gonna require a patch eventually. I don't get this steadfast need to avoid patching Windows boxes while freely recompiling Linux kernels on a whim for production servers when a minor point release comes out.

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    1. Re:The part of the story Slashdot didn't report by foidulus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Certain places can't just go and blindly patch. If you are running anything critical, you have to throroughly test the patch befor you apply it. If the patch brings down your application/business, then it might not be much worse than a virus. I don't know about Linux, but Microsoft has released some bad patches in the past(that would slow certain functions down to a crawl).
      For someone sitting at their pc, the risk of a patch is low, but some people cannot afford to risk their systems on haphazard patching.

  31. Re:Does Windows Update handle hotfixes? by DeepRedux · · Score: 3, Informative

    Look in the Add/Remove Programs applet in the control panel. If this patch is installed you should see "Windows 2000 Hotfix - KB835732" listed as an installed program.

  32. Off-topic punctuation nitpick by kelzer · · Score: 4, Funny

    The virus named, Korgo, started showing up . . .

    A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

    "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

    "I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."

    The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

    "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

    I highly recommend that the submitter (Anonymous User) immediately head over to his/her favorite online book retailer and purchase Eats, Shoots and Leaves.

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  33. Re:updating by RTMFD · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Damn, so if I go rip off my neighbor's Pontiac should I be pissed off when the steering column catches on fire because I couldn't take it back to the dealer during the recall? This issue looks like a common sense to me.

    Committing theft takes away your right to be upset about such things, IMHO.

  34. Re:Details: , Issued: April 13, 2004 by Tenareth · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yes, and the 011 patch also killed about 5% of the machines it was installed on before the May 4 update. Now it only kills about 1%, or about 100 machines in our case. Not to mention the several apps it killed.

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  35. Re:Older versions by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 4, Funny
    Too bad they will eventually stop supporting it

    yes, it's a shame, very few virus writers are supporting win98. please upgrade to win xp for the latest viruses. ;-D

  36. short lived? by abertoll · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "The keys are then sent back to the virus creator"

    I've always wondered about this sort of thing... doesn't that make the creator pretty easy to catch?

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  37. Re:Issued two months ago--why was that not mention by 0racle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Good of you to propagate this idea, except it doesn't hold water. May I draw your attention to the Apache web server vs. IIS.

    Windows is indeed a larger target, but the fact that Windows gets hit more often is its the easier of the two, virus writers are just like the rest of us, lazy. These flaws in Linux differ from those in Windows in that its so much easer to exploit the Windows ones.

    Windows has a larger attack area, but whomever is the first to successfully attack and damage Linux in the same way is going to go down in history, whereas who cares about who writes these, there's no skill involved.

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  38. "Windows Users Fear Korgo Virus" by bfg9000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Windows Users Fear Korgo Virus" screams the headline, reading not so much like news as just another WindowsXP sales pitch. Yes, it's true -- Windows users DO fear the Korgo virus, while the insignificant and ostracized Mac and Linux users of the world are left, yet again, fearing only the sheer and utter BOREDOM of not having any viruses or trojans to fix due to their curious choice of OS. In the area of viruses, trojans, and worms, Linux and the Mac really do stand out as being "second class citizens", trapped in a virus-free ghetto with no salvation in sight. The discrepancy is so obvious, the ultra-competitive Microsoft doesn't even feel the need to buy themselves an Official Gartner Group Research Study to prove that Windows is light-years ahead in this area. Even the most staunch Linux or Mac advocate is forced to admit it -- off the record, of course. Virus writers, known to be excellent coders who take pride in their tight, bugfree code, have overwhelmingly standardized on Microsoft Windows as their targeted system of choice in the deployment of their ongoing suite of virus applications.

    And it doesn't look like the situation is going to get better any time soon.

    One bearded Linux coder, who refused to be identified publicly, confessed "we just don't have the selection -- or quality -- of viruses on our platform that is available to Windows users free of charge. And it's tearing us up inside knowing that the battle is over, and Microsoft has clearly won." Similarly, a guy with an Apple logo shaved into the back of his head admitted the following once we turned off the cameras. "I don't mean to break ranks and insult our software selection," he whispered furtively, "but usually if we DO manage to get a virus that will even install on OS X, it's not that great, and we're left... disappointed, realizing that if we had simply stuck with the unwashed smelly masses, we too could be enjoying a daily barrage of free software delighting us by installing itself on our computers as a surprise gift. Instead, I'm stuck with the weak consolation prize of 40 Academy Awards for my work on Lord Of The Rings. But it's not the same. No amount of awards or million dollar paycheques can heal the feelings of neglect or massive abandonment issues this whole thing has given me."

    "Is this the reason so many people choose Windows?", his innocent young son, Moof, asked me, looking like the kid off the Dave software box.

    "What do you think, little one? Look at the Windows dominance in the virus field, then look at the marketshare of Windows. That ain't no coincidence, Moof. The other guys just can't keep up with the Microsoft Juggernaut. Microsoft is fighting hard to keep themselves Number One, just like the Titanic was the biggest and bestest ship, or the Hindenberg was the coolest and most flammable Zeppelin, or the dinosaurs were the toughest animals ever. How do you compete with that?"

    =============

    Yes, sitting here at my desk 16 hours later, WindowsXP Restore Disks in hand, I can't help but let a little smile shine across my face. Those poor fools, I think, using a non-Microsoft OS really does take away most of the joy of computing and replaces it with all that productivity and recreation crap. And where's the challenge in that?

    Please insert Microsoft Windows XP Restore Disk 2

    Ahhh, I sigh contentedly. It's gonna be a long night.

    --

    I'm not normally an irrational zealous dickhead, but I figure "When in Rome..."

  39. Re:Details: , Issued: April 13, 2004 by lseltzer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    >>the 011 patch also killed about 5% of the machines it was installed on before the May 4 update

    Where'd you get that number

  40. Re:Issued two months ago--why was that not mention by 0racle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Solid numbers, unfortunately no, but we can draw some conclusions. That harbinger of doom Netcraft, in the May 2004 internet survey has 33,892,817 sites running Apache, 67% of surveyed sites, with IIS at 10,858,168, or 21%. If we assume that the Apache sites are nicely split between Apache 1 and 2, thats still 33.5% for each putting both ahead of IIS, which also assumes that there is only one version of IIS deployed, which would be incorrect since 2k has IIS 5 and 2003 IIS 6. Now from what I've heard, Apache 2 is probably deployed less then 1, but either way you slice it, Apache has more sites then any single version of IIS.

    Now while an exploit that runs on Sparc wont run on MIPS or x86, the flaw itself is there, and thanks to cross compilers, it wouldn't be much of a problem to recompile a tool to take advantage of any problem.

    --
    "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
  41. Re:Issued two months ago--why was that not mention by Openstandards.net · · Score: 4, Informative
    Most of those aren't Linux holes. They are application holes. The difference is that most of the applications you run on Windows are not from Microsoft, and therefore are never included in Microsoft security advisories. When was the last time Microsoft put out a fix for an Adobe vulnerability?

    I run RH 9 and FreeBSD 4.9. I looked at the list on the front page, and none of the issues put me at risk.

    There are two reasons a person can be unaffected by the vulnerability if they don't patch. One is they don't have or run the affected software. Gnome users that never use KDE aren't impacted by KDE runtime vulnerabilities. The other is that their network is protected enough to render the vulnerability useless (firewall, local IP security, chroot, NAT, etc.)

    The only vulnerability I've seen announced this year that I've had any concern about was the CVS one. Fortunately, though, I have yet to open up my firewall for outside access to CVS. When I do, I plan to use SSH, in which case the vulnerability wouldn't have impacted me. Thus, so far in 2004 between the two operating systems I have had no true vulnerabilities.

    Sure, you could say the version of MySQL I'm running has the symlink vulnerability. But, if an attacker can't get local non-chroot'd shell access, then what relevance is a symlink vulnerability?

    Contrast it to Korgo and Sasser, which hit Windows ports that are opened by default. I can't tell you how many times I see ports 135 and 445 in my daily logs of packet rejections. Plus, the infecting the processess using those ports gives the attack complete control of the sytem.

    Windows is plauged by REMOTE vulnerabilities to MICROSOFT software. Linux distrubutions mostly have LOCAL vulnerabilities with the independent APPLICATIONS that are packaged with them, not the operating system itself. Most of these vulnerabilities require LOCAL access and most of this software runs on Windows as well (e.g., Apache), so the vulnerability usually applies to both operating systems, but appears on the linux security alerts simply because they are one of the thousands of optional programs being included on the FOSS CDs. You have to download Apache if you have Windows because Microsoft is not going to include it, and Microsoft isn't going to send you a patch for it, or even post an Errata, just because you are running it on Windows.

    I've also administered Windows servers for many years, using Windows 3.1, Workgroups, NT 3.5/4.0, 2000 and XP, and used just about all their software, including Visual Studio, InterDev, IIS, and COM/DCOM. I still run 2000 and XP in addition to RH 9 and FreeBSD. I've developed my opinion from experience securing production servers in both Windows and Linux, as have other people posting on /.

  42. Re:Older versions by Teun · · Score: 3, Informative
    If you aquired it for free from an OEM, it isn't legal.

    This might be true in some obscure legal system where companies think they can write their own laws.

    In Europe it is generally accepted that once you bought it it is legally yours and you can do with it as you please. (like re-selling)

    You own the right to run 1 copy of software product X and that is it.

    There is no significant difference between the OEM or the full retail versions of the product so the differentiation Microsoft makes lives entirely in their own fantasie.

    The GPL is a different matter as it *does* fit in an existing legal framework

    --
    "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
  43. Re:Issued two months ago--why was that not mention by mAineAc · · Score: 3, Informative
    I'm not aware of any vulnerability in IIS 6. Can you point me to one?

    Like this one?