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The RIAA Sues 482 More People

An anonymous reader writes "Today the RIAA said they have sued another group of people, 482 to be exact, for copyright infringement. The RIAA used their 'John Doe' litigation process in this round of law suits, because they do not know the names of the copyright infringers. After appeals court ruled that Verizon does not have to provide names of customers to the RIAA, the RIAA started using the 'John Doe' litigation process." (Similar stories at Wired News and CoolTechZone).

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  1. Yay! by mekkab · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lets get those pirates who are stealing Britney Spear's music!

    Maybe we can SUE good taste into them...

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    1. Re:Yay! by fwitness · · Score: 5, Funny

      I feel like Britney is stealing from me every time I hear her songs on the radio. It's like my soul is just a little smaller.

      Then I see videos of her practicing in sweats. Alright, we're even.

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      -- I have fans? Wow.
    2. Re:Yay! by Epistax · · Score: 5, Funny

      And let's not forget why we call it stealing. ..
      We call it stealing because the original owner no longer has it. No wait...
      We call it stealing because.. umm.. they don't get money?
      Oh right we call it stealing because the people who made it need money... no wait..
      Oh I remember, we call it stealing because some CEO someplace needs to buy a yatched. Yeah, that sounds right.

      Disclaimer: This is a joke. Taking this seriously offensively makes you look like an idiot. If you had a girlfriend she'd dump you.

  2. Poor John Doe by neon-fx · · Score: 5, Funny

    I feel sorry for this John Doe character, he's always getting picked on.

    1. Re:Poor John Doe by suckmysav · · Score: 3, Funny

      I feel sorry for this John Doe character, he's always getting picked on.

      Yep, him and Bill Posters are constantly being harrassed.

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    2. Re:Poor John Doe by krbvroc1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I feel sorry for this John Doe character, he's always getting picked on.

      I'm pretty sure John Doe is in the morgue. Why all the expense going after him?

    3. Re:Poor John Doe by Bobdoer · · Score: 3, Funny

      They'll probably come after me next, being his brother and all. :/

  3. And the RIAA's site... by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hasn't got jack about the new lawsuits. Can anyone get a list of what IPs are being sued?

    And in lesser news, thank god for dynamic IP addresses...

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    1. Re:And the RIAA's site... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      you can thank god all you want, but you best pray to me that log files are dumped frequently and often ;)

    2. Re:And the RIAA's site... by warkda+rrior · · Score: 3, Funny

      They are planning to sue a whole lot more people next time, since the RIAA set their eyes on the pirates with IPs in the sets 127.x.x.x and 10.x.x.x.

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  4. As ALWAYS.....It's been said before..... by Valiss · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We keep losing customers! I don't understand! We sue the fuckers, and they still won't buy our products!"

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    -Valiss
    1. Re:As ALWAYS.....It's been said before..... by pr0c · · Score: 2, Funny

      It worked for SCO! Err... wait

  5. Re:How long will this go on? by lightspawn · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder when they'll ever figure out that suing your consumers is not an effective business model?

    When SCO files for bankruptcy.

  6. Judgement in favour of the plaintiff. by digitaltraveller · · Score: 4, Funny

    Judge:

    Bailiff, remand Mr. Doe into custody. Mr. Doe, how do you plead?

    Bailiff:

    Judge, the defendant has failed to appear.

    Judge:

    Issue an arrest warrant in Mr. Doe's name.
    Case dismissed.

    RIAA:

    Doh!

  7. Re:RIAA faq. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "When we come across a user who is distributing copyrighted music files, we download copyrighted music files (of our member companies) the user is offering, as well as document the date and time that we downloaded those files."

    Isn't this illegal? Someone over at the RIAA is in a lot of trouble.

  8. Read Closely by RancidLM · · Score: 4, Funny

    im sure the Fine print on the letters Read
    "ALL YOUR DRUM & BASS ARE BELONG TO US"

  9. Don't call us pirates -- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We prefer copyright challenged.

  10. Re:Damn I need a subject by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

    3 years ago the economy went to shit...

    3 years ago CD sales went down....

    Think that's a coincidence.


    Didn't we tell you that piracy would destroy the economy?

    KFG

  11. googlebomb anyone? by GoNINzo · · Score: 4, Funny
    Anyone want to join a googlebomb of mine? I'm doing bunch of pricks for the RIAA. Anyone want to join me?

    Put this on a webpage: what a <a href="http://www.riaa.com/">bunch of pricks</a>

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    Gonzo Granzeau
    "Nothing the god of biomechanics wouldn't let you into heaven for.." -Roy Batty
  12. Re:How long will this go on? by lightspawn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sco is too suing it's customers. Autozone, Daimer Chrysler, who knows who's next.

    The parent was supposed to be funny. The only way to get to the music industry is a massive boycott - as in, get 50% of consumers to stop buying music altogether until this nonsense stops. And since CDs are shiny, that's not likely to happen.

  13. Re:How long will this go on? by sentientbeing · · Score: 3, Funny

    In other news, the RIAA announced they're now succesfully suing a John Doe every week.

    'Im sick of it. I wish they'd pick on somebody else' said an annoyed Mr Doe earlier today.

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  14. Re:How long will this go on? by Ateryx · · Score: 3, Funny

    wonder when they'll ever figure out that suing your consumers is not an effective business model?

    When SCO files for bankruptcy.


    For some odd reason this joke reminded me of the fact Creed is calling it quits. I've been having a rather poor day and you reminded me that hope survives. Thank you.

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    "The truth suffers from too much analysis"
  15. Re:List of usernames? by TheCyko1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think many of them are probably go by KazaaliteK++

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  16. Re:How long will this go on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not all laws are to be respected. Civil disobedience is an acceptable way to bring about change.

  17. Re:This is old news. These people get what they ge by christowang · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't buy it, I download it for free so I don't agree the contract. =)

  18. Re:Overall total? by HappyCycling · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pirates are such nice people. =)

  19. Re:How long will this go on? by Savatte · · Score: 2, Funny

    Creed breaking up: proof that there is a god

  20. Re:How long will this go on? by gravis_23 · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a Canadian reading this thread, I wonder, is everyone in the US a lawyer? Why so much suing going on?