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How Microsoft Develops Its Software

crem_d_genes writes "David Gristwood has a post on his blog that notes '21 Rules of Thumb - How Microsoft Develops Its Software', on which he will elaborate at TechEd in Amsterdam next week. It was derived from interviews with Jim Mccarthy, also of Microsoft. Gristwood: 'As someone who has been involved with software development for over two decades, the whole area of how you actually bring together a team and get them to successfully deliver a project on time, is one worthy of a lot of attention, if only because it is so hard to do. Even before I joined Microsoft, ten years ago, I was interested in this topic, having been involved myself in a couple of projects that, I shall politely say, were somewhat less than successful.' Tips include such features as 'Don't know what you don't know.'; 'Beware the guy in a room.'; 'Never trade a bad date for an equally bad date.'; and 'Enrapture the customers.'"

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  1. Worth considering... by jamie812 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While Microsoft doesn't consistently put out the best products they're capable of, I don't think anyone would stoop so low as to say they put out the WORST product out in the market. As such, it's worth considering how they go about making their software, since it's a difficult job, at best, to get a group of developers to deliver anything. Any tips we can take away as a collective whole would be helpful to us in our larger goals.

    1. Re:Worth considering... by Pedersen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think anyone would stoop so low as to say they put out the WORST product out in the market


      No, those honors belonged to Rational Corporation (a company whose products were so unstable that it made Windows 95 look good) and IBS, the makers of SBN, the most foul program to ever disgrace the software industry.

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    2. Re:Worth considering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Okay, I'll be the next to say that not ALL their softwares are the WORST. But listen to yourself... you are excusing them because of the difficulty and yet the first part of your post is "Microsoft doesn't consistently put out the best products they're capable of". It maybe difficult, but it's within their capability; therefore, they should overcome the difficulty before releasing the products. As it is now, the world is trapped by "good enough" products which is in reality "not good enough" just because they are "standard", "cheap" and "nobody gets fired buying MS" and just because they spawned other multi-billion dollar industries for support.

      Here is a tip: Take pride of your products and stop trying to take over the world. Create a compelling, good product without bloat and the world will be better for it.

    3. Re:Worth considering... by gillbates · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think anyone would stoop so low as to say they put out the WORST product out in the market.

      I don't want to get into a flame fest, but since you claim they don't produce the WORST product in the market, and since Windows is such a large part of their revenue, I challenge you to find:

      • An OS that is less secure than Windows.
      • An OS that crashes more frequently than Windows.
      • An OS with a EULA more restrictive than Windows.
      • Software which has slipped the scheduled release date more often and by a larger margin than Windows. IIRC, Microsoft hasn't released on OS on time in the last 10 years.

      Please limit your responses to commercial vendors. Naturally, we'll exclude non-profit and free-software vendors because they couldn't possibly have the financial resources necessary to produce quality software.

      Why is it that everyone looks to Microsoft for advice on code quality when, after 20 years of writing operating systems, they still can't keep it from crashing? Microsoft's genius lies not in their code quality, but in their marketing department . A study about how Microsoft markets their software would be much more enlightening; their code quality is nothing to which we should aspire.

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    4. Re:Worth considering... by GileadGreene · · Score: 4, Insightful
      those honors belonged to Rational Corporation (a company whose products were so unstable that it made Windows 95 look good)

      Which I've always thought was exceedingly bad advertising. Either

      1. They don't use the Rational Unified Process (if not, why not?) or
      2. They use the Rational Unified Process (or parts thereof) and still managed to produce a bad product
      If even the people who are touting some magic software process can't use it to generate decent software then what hope is there for all the other software devs out there that have even less familiarlity with the process?

      Process is all well and good, but unless it produces good product, it's pointless. By the same token, once I see the folks at SEI use CMM or their "Personal Software Process" to actually produce a decent piece of software I might actually be convinced that said processes are worthwhile. Until then, it's all just hot air.

  2. Re:My post by tb3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yep, Microsoft double-speak in action. Here's another great example, "Zero defects does not mean that the product does not have bugs" Well, to the rest of the world it bloody well does!

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  3. Re:They develop it? by kingstalemuffins · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To be fair, not all MS software sucks ass. I, for one, prefer Word over any of the open source alternatives for its quick load times, functionality, and compatibility. Yes, the compatibility is only an issue because of MS's shady business practices, but we have to accept the fact that if everyone uses a format, we have to be compatible with it.

  4. Errrmmm... by MancDiceman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the whole area of how you actually bring together a team and get them to successfully deliver a project on time, is one worthy of a lot of attention, if only because it is so hard to do

    Not being funny, but can somebody point out the last time Microsoft actually brough a team together and managed to deliver a project on time. Every major OS release, every service pack, every single project they have ever produced seems to have been delayed. They are the antithesis of "release early, release often" but then they having paying customers as opposed to us guys...

    Anyway, call my cynical, but I think I can find better sources on how to program than the Microsoft team.

  5. Re:My post by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Here's another great example, "Zero defects does not mean that the product does not have bugs" Well, to the rest of the world it bloody well does!

    The "rest of the world" has no clue about the nature of software. That quote is absolutely correct.

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  6. Microsoft master plan! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How Microsoft develops software:
    (1) They notice a great software idea by another company.
    (2) They ignore it.
    (3) They realize it's big.
    (4) They copy it.
    (5) They "bundle" this software in the next version of Windows.
    (6) They eliminate the competition using their desktop monopoly.

    Number (5) can be substituted by "They buy the company".

    Microsoft doesn't develop software, they copy or buy.

    1. Re:Microsoft master plan! by mingot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With the exception of #6 (and a slight modification to #5) this sounds a bit like the open source development model to me.

      And really, what's up with all of this bitching about MS bundling and eliminating the competition? If Linux had 90% of the market these same companies would STILL be out of business.

      PS. Go ahead and mod this as flamebait, because given the fact that I know just how irritating it will be to the zealots IT IS. But its still the truth and no amount of teeth gnashing is going to change that.

  7. Re: on what? by Mz6 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    When was the last time Microsoft actually delivered a product on time?

    When was the last time that a certain game company released their software on time? Or for that matter, a lot of game companies these days?

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  8. Re:My post by tb3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Um, crap. 'Zero Defects' means 'Zero Defects'. If you mean, 'An acceptably small number of defects', then just say so. I still say it's Microsoft double-speak.

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  9. The 3 rules of thumb for Shipping Great Software by XeRXeS-TCN · · Score: 4, Insightful
    1. Release Early
    2. Release Often
    3. Listen to your customers

    I think Linus has proven the effectiveness of that one, and Eric S. Raymond happens to agree with me ;)

  10. Zero defects my ass by rcamans · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Zero KNOWN defects most probably means inadequate testing, poor quality control, or management that kills the messenger, so no one reports problems.
    NT 4 shipped with 65K defects?
    The only thing Microsoft never makes a mistake on is Billy Gates' take home paycheck.

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    1. Re:Zero defects my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I remember the day that I read about Scott McNeally calling attention to bugs in Windows 2000. I was at my Windows workstation surfing the net at work. Why wasn't I working? Because our Sun compile server was borked yet again from waht turned out to be a bug in the operating system. Oh, the irony.

      More fun was later when I decided to research what these thousands of defects were. As I thought, many were stupid cosmetic bugs, others were obscure bugs related to ancient hardware, others were documentation errors. I'm not saying every one of the defects were trivial, but the vast majority of them were.

  11. People seem a bit hard on microsoft developers by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's as though you people think that MS are the only people who write code that contains bugs.

    What rubbish. Every company produces buggy software. MS is actually one of the better companies. They actually have a quality control system and don't release software unless it's reasonably stable.

    Sure, you can say all you like about their monopolistic practices, but as far as basic stability goes, they're a lot better than most of their competitors.

  12. Re:My post by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Too bad you have to go AC just to say something good about Microsoft!

    You certainly bring up a good point, though - there's a fine balance before working on a product until it's completely flawless (by which time it will be obsolete), or rushing a product that solves today's problems to market before it's completely bug-free. Corporations, naturally, have strong motivation to getting the product out quickly, so as to take advantage of market opportunities.

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  13. "Standards." Maybe you've heard of 'em...? by Crash+Culligan · · Score: 3, Insightful
    12. Portability is for canoes.
    20. Establish a shared vision.
    These two grate on my nerves, and for good reason.

    #12 claims bluntly that supporting something becomes so much easier when you only have to support it on one platform. From one perspective there's a certain truth to that, and from another perspective it's laziness. But contrast it with #20.

    #20 says that the idea has to be shared as completely as possible between everybody in order for everybody to help out as best they can to making the idea a reality.

    "Things become easier to support and test if they follow certain specific guidelines, and with a common implementation, everybody can follow a given idea better." Sure, it looks good on paper, and it makes a fine creed for developers, but with Microsoft, that's where it comes to a screeching halt. Because out in the real world:

    Hey, nice standard! Mind if we grab it away from you and run this way with it?

    It's both weird and wrong seeing people in Microsoft talking about ideas and commonality of vision when in practice the company as a whole so copiously defecates (both buttocks blazing, as it were) on any standards that they don't already have a headlock on.

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  14. Re:My post by jkabbe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, but that "problem" is generally just the previous release :D

  15. Breakdown by mfh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. Don't know what you don't know.

    Yes, and I would also add that feigning ignorance is much safer than feigning self-confidence, and it helps projects to thouroughly research information that is even considered known.

    2. Get to a known state and stay there.

    I disagree. I think we should accept that we are only ever in a state of the unknown, so that we may prepare for the worse. Don't stay in a state of the known, because then you are ripe for the unknown to come up and bite you on the ass.

    3. Remember the triangle.

    Resources, features and the schedule are indeed important, but I would also add that there are core features that must be adhered to in order to prevent disasters, which are not features, but critical systems. Sometimes companies like Microsoft will push for more and more features, when a much simpler system will work better and have stronger core competencies.

    4. Don't go dark.

    I would have to agree with this, but it could also be identified as avoiding feature creep by keeping it simple-stupid. Microsoft adds too many features that require a plethora of miniscule details in order to work, and that often throw off stability of the rest of the system in doing so. Going dark in some areas is going to happen, so I would put that you should go dark wisely, by accepting that at times in the project the team will be in a state of the unknown. Ensure that core competencies are structured correctly to accomodate individual feature additions without delays or growing instabilities. What it comes down to is smart planning and a lot of foresight, but even less features, but enough to get the job done.

    5. Use zero defect (ZD) milestones.

    I disagree. I think every milestone has to be understood completely for what it is, but it's got to be bug free or it's a fail, in my books. And you should understand the milestone failures along the way because that's part of team building. If you code up a module as one of your milestones and it has a few bugs, you have to track down why they are there and set that as a new milestone -- not skip to the next official milestone.

    6. Beware of a guy in a room.

    Read Donald Trump's book, How to Get Rich (2004). There is a part in there when Trump talks about a guy who is constantly late all the time, who isn't speaking with employees, and isn't working as a team member properly. Some employees start complaining, and Trump informs them to ask the guy if he needs his laundry picked up or a coffee or lunch brought to him. Trump reminds them that the guy started acting this way just a few months before a multi-million dollar idea was worked out, alone in his office. He says that whenever the guy acts like this, he's about to shake the company. You have to accomodate programmers like this too, and to do so, you can't be looking over their shoulder all the time. I think you should not beware of a guy in a room, but you should change your schedule to accomodate them, and ask for updates from time to time. You have to trust your people or it won't work.

    7. Never trade a bad date for an equally bad date

    I would agree with this, but if possible you should follow the Id Software motto, when it's done, instead, because only then will you reach the zenith of design and programming practice. Just don't take it too far like some of the other companies with games due out in the late/mid nineties that we're still waiting/not-waiting for.

    8. When slipping, don't fall.

    Duh.

    9. Low tech is good.

    Only if you're at Microsoft, because that's all you've got. *zing!* Seriously... the guy says, "A smaller effort is almost always more desirable than a larger one." Can I just say that it reminds me of the commercial with the underachievers? It hinges on putting forth a paced effort, not a minimal output. Sometimes you have to do some work.

    10. Design time at design time.

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    1. Re:Breakdown by richg74 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "3. Remember the triangle."

      Resources, features and the schedule are indeed important, but I would also add that there are core features that must be adhered to in order to prevent disasters, which are not features, but critical systems. Sometimes companies like Microsoft will push for more and more features, when a much simpler system will work better and have stronger core competencies.

      I think the 'triangle' is one of those seductive things that is almost right, and therefore is an open invitation down the proverbial garden path. Fortunately, it's not hard to fix. Let's take the elements in order:

      • RESOURCES This is certainly one of the key things that determines the outcome.
      • TIME Time (or the schedule) is critical. To paraphrase Fred Brooks in The Mythical Man-Month, more projects have failed for lack of calendar time than for any other single reason.
      • FEATURES This is the one that is wrong. What it should be is product quality. This is where, IMO, Microsoft (and others) frequently go wrong, by assuming that more features => better. (Notice that this really addresses the point that the parent post makes.)
      I think the focus on features, rather than on quality, is a manifestation of what I call "bookkeeping syndrome": something is adopted as a metric not because it's important, but because it's easy to count. Using quality as a metric is harder, because it requires actual thought about how the product ought to work, and about what really matters to the potential users.
  16. Re:My post by PhxBlue · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wow, your use of the language is almost as much fun as Microsoft's. Bugs, defects, software issues?

    That's what I said. The article's intended audience is professional developers and software engineers, which evidently does not include you.

    That means every piece of software has an infinite number of bugs, by your definition.

    Oh, nonsense. Software would have to have infinite complexity to have an infinite number of bugs. Now you're just blowing smoke.

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  17. Are the 21 rules working? by mjh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What strikes me about this article is how there's such an emphasis put on meeting critical dates, but that Microsoft is routinely late in delivering their software when they say they will.

    How much value should we give to these "rules" if they don't actually work?

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  18. Re:What's with #6? by jkabbe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Those people are good when they turn out wonderful code that works. But there exists the possibility that sometimes people like that will not turn out something that works. Or they will turn out something that works much later than planned. Locksing yourself in a room and not communicating doesn't make you a genius. And in a large project with tons of interdependancies you need to discover slips sooner rather than later.

    To use your example, what if this guy hadn't finished his code on time so it wasn't ready for the planned launch window? It's great that it worked out but many companies can't risk the possibility that it won't.

  19. Re:The Whole Difference between Microsoft and Linu by Otter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Huh? He's arguing against solitary development and for "They must be capable of performing on a team, making their work visible in modest increments and subjecting it to scrutiny as it matures." and you're invoking Linus as an argument against him?

  20. You could not be more right. by MachineShedFred · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Once upon a time, I worked for a hardware company, where I started in their support call center. One of the first things I was told is to never use the word "problem" and instead use the word "issue."

    Why? This is what the idiot trainer had to say:

    "Problems have to be fixed, where issues get resolved."

    It's complete marketing bullshit, and we all knew it, so we would constantly be saying smartassed things like "This caller is causing me issues" and "what the hell is your issue, buddy?" and in the IRC server we had set up for in-call chats, the standard thing went like this:

    tech1: MainstreamVidCard is giving a black screen with an hourglass and locking up... wth?
    tech2: that card sucks. Tell them to get the übercard.
    tech3: LOL
    TeamLead1: Try new video BIOS and drivers. Go through BIOS settings, and tell them to stop overclocking.
    tech2: LOL
    tech3: LOL overclocking
    tech1: ok thx!
    TeamLead1: NI.

    We couldn't say No Problem, so we said No Issue instead. What a farce.

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  21. Re:The 3 rules of thumb for Shipping Great Softwar by stratjakt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That only works for free software.

    Release early - ie; when you KNOW it's unfinished.

    Relase often - ie; it's so full of bugs and unfinished you need nightly builds to work them all out. At this point, you're releasing forever because now you have yourself a moving target with no set "completion" point, or any goal you're trying to achieve.

    Listen to your customers - And if they complain just say "well it's free so fuck you if you dont like it". Seriously, no OSS projects "listen" to the customers.

    If they did "listen", Linux wouldn't be a monolithic kernel, so I could download binary drivers for my new video card without recompiling it. Guess what, nVidia or ATi are never going to want to open their drivers' source. Doing so would essentially give away all the IP they put into designing their GPUs. A month later, some fab is set up in taiwan producing Radeon clones.

    Samba would be able to function as an Active Directory Controller - it can't, and it's not even a project goal, NT4-style is apparently good enough, they haven't even plugged the gaping security holes in the old scheme MS did. Ie; you have to disable "require sign or seal" to join 2k or XP to a samba domain, essentially, you don't give a rats ass about verifying the authenticity of the MD4 password hashes that get bandied about plaintext on the network.

    Open source "works", but not all of the time, and not always how you want it to.

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  22. Re:The Whole Difference between Microsoft and Linu by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is the danger of taking a line out of context. Really what that line means is a guy locked in a room for an indefinite period, and at some theoretical time in the future he releases his code to everyone else on the team and it magically works, and works well.

    It works fine if you're the only developer, it works horribly if you've got an entire team developing the software. People on a team need to touch base, and if there's just "guys in rooms" that aren't showing progress, taking criticism, etc, the whole thing can implode.

    You're right that linux was initially written by Linus, but he also wasn't working as part of a team at the time.

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  23. Words of wisdom for Mozilla project? by Fratz · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "While clever QA management can minimize the burden somewhat, the complexity of multi-platform support is beyond the reach of most development organizations."

    Wow, the Mozilla developers could really learn something from Microsoft here. Maybe they should contact MS and ask how they can switch from a build environment that supports 10(*) or more platforms to one that just supports Win32.

    While they're at it, maybe the IE core team can help them out with how to introduce Mozilla features that allow arbitrary, hidden software to be easily and automatically installed on the user's machine.

    (*) Technically, I suppose the Mozilla team builds for 3 platforms (Win32, OS X, and Linux) which does probably limit the amount of QA testing required, but this is still usually 3x as many as the Microsoft people deal with, and the build system enables at least 7 more platforms on top of that.

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  24. Re:What's with #6? by BlackSol · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How is your software supported?

    How often do you re-invent the wheel? Has someone inside our outside of your company already made part of your job easier and you don't know it?

    Lack of communication (both formal and informal) may increase time to devote to development, but it will cost more is software reuse, more time troubleshooting, and make application support much more difficult (there's only one person that can fix that, and they are on vacation or quit etc...).

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  25. Yep, that's Microsoft alright. by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 3, Insightful

    12. Portability is for canoes.

    And system software. Even discounting the added development burden, with the addition of each additional platform the job of QA increases substantially. While clever QA management can minimize the burden somewhat, the complexity of multi-platform support is beyond the reach of most development organizations. Place your bets. Demand multi-platform support from your system software vendor, then build your product on the absolute fewest number of platforms possible.


    Wow...yeah, that's Microsoft alright. Don't bother writing software for anything but the One True Platform. Amen. Never mind the fact that Windows runs on...hmm, lets see...x86 and ummm...well. I suppose there might be a few others, but I couldn't tell you for the life of me what they are. Linux on the other hand...

    If you're writing a client side/GUI app, you can get away with this mentality. Try it on the server side and your product goes nowhere. I believe this is one of the reaons that Microsoft has had (and will continute to have) problems getting entrenched in the Enterprise computing market.

  26. Re:My post by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Microsoft is good at it as each product that goes out the door can generally be qualified to solve at least one problem.
    Solving problems isn't hard. Solving them without creating worse ones is.
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  27. Re:Microsoft imitates Rummy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    whats so bad about rumsfelds quote? its quite logically correct.

    and applicable to everyone...

    there are things I know that I know, like C

    there are things I know that I dont know, like how to speak chinese

    and there are things I dont know that I dont know, and as such would be impossible to give an example of...

    but it makes plenty of sense, especially regarding intelligence and counter-intelligence...

  28. Re:My post by DerWulf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah, out of context this quote doesn't make sense. Just like a lot of 'facts' in moores movies. Reading the sentence before, it actually means 'zero defects for this milestone'. So you got a milestone that says 'additional features available, existing features pass all test cases'. For the logically impaired this means: defects in new features a-ok, defects in prior features no-go.
    I can't help to think that you have no-clue(tm) and are trying to hide it by mixing with the oss/developer crowd since expecting perfectness at every milestone can't come from extensive IT expierience.

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  29. Re:Really? by I8TheWorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You're right to an extent, but think of it this way. Typically, MS programmers are good at what they do. It's doing what they're told to do that can be a problem. Or worse yet, teams not communicating with other teams (through their team lead/project manager/development manager) that can cause problems. Even worse than that, it can be QA departments that aren't fully testing or are not communicating all known issues back to development teams.

    All of that can actually be attributed to poor management. Not necessarily in the sense of management not understanding the process, but leaning more toward the "ship the products for $$ sake" rather than "build better products for less profit, but better reuptation" business model.

    MS is in the business to make money. So far that's worked out quite well for them, regardless of the quality of their products. OSS has done a fairly nice job of forcing MS slightly into the latter business model, but as we all know, not far enough. It may never happen that MS fully embraces the idea of building better products for less $$.

    As a programmer with 13 years of professional experience, I can attest to the fact that an app with no defects/bugs/issues/ on the first compile would be a miracle. Programmers have trouble thinking like users and consequently have trouble imagining every possible way of breaking their app.

    That being said, I firmly think that most of MS's problems with software have much more to do with management than with the developers themselves.

    some developers from MS discuss how they deal with damage control on a daily basis. I think that would drum up some interest.

    Typically, that's management's problem, and if it never makes it back to the developers, they continue coding on what they're told to code on.

    My $0.02 anyway.

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  30. 0. Shamelessly imitate by wombatmobile · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Consider that Microsoft developed Windows (Mac), Excel (Lotus 1-2-3), disk compression (Stac), IE (Netscape) and the rest using other people's work as templates and the true value of #1, #2 and #10 is revealed:

    1. Don't know what you don't know.

    2. Get to a known state and stay there.

    10. Design time at design time.

    Then there's the way they "develop" products including MS-DOS, PowerPoint and Visio...

    3. Remember the triangle. resources (people and money), features and the schedule

    The lessons of Microsoft "development methodology" belong in university commerce and economics departments, not CS.

  31. The missing rule by Decaff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    22. Change direction then convince everyone that was the direction you were intending to go in at the start.

    Like with portability.... NT was supposed to be the portable OS, on MIPS, PowerPC, Alpha. But as that didn't take off, now 'portability is for Canoes'.

    No company can match Microsoft for blatant and unabashed hypocracy. This article is a good example.

  32. Re:My post by MarkGriz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sure, many Microsoft products solve a particular set of customer problems. Yet the same products can and often do create a whole set of new problems (maybe you missed this story)

    To me, there is more to "great software" than solving one set of problems. It is solving them well, and well... if you create more problems than you solve, I'm sorry but that isn't "great software".

    Yes, I use alot of Windows software, and no I'm not a Linux zealot (love Knoppix though). With the exception of IE (which I abandoned long ago), most Microsoft software I use (Office, Outlook) is "good enough" but certainly not great.

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  33. Re:My post by Alan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean no disrespect, but I'm going to guess you've never been a software developer. If you were you'd know that every piece of software has bugs and issues, regardless of the language you use to describe them. In a perfect world internet time would stop while you developed your programs and you'd be able to work for as long as was needed to fix all the bugs, issues, and defects and produce a "perfect" program on time and on budget.

    In the real world this doesn't happen. Deadlines slip, and if they slip to far management and / or devs have to decide what are the most important things to fix. Sometimes this means that documentation is left incomplete or with spelling errors, sometimes it means that if you click foo, bar, baz, while spinning on your right heal and alt-ctrl-hyper-meta-shift-clicking on the about box the program will crash or throw an error, and sometimes it means that spellcheck will be disabled until version 1.1 of the product. That's how development is, or a least in my experience.

  34. Re:My post by Oligonicella · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bullshit. I develop software, and have done so since '72. "Zero defects" is an absolute statement. One can wiggle all one wants, redefine the meaning of "zero", or redefine the meaning of "defects".

    Still bullshit. A bug is a defect.

  35. Re:My post by danheskett · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Remember how they sabotaged Windows so that it would not run with a competitor's version of DOS? Exactly what customer problem did that solve?
    That was ten+ years ago. Let it go. Plus it didnt ship in the final release copy of Windows.

  36. Too Many Managers by 12357bd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Shipping is just the final milestone.

    How wrong! Shipping is just the 'start of adult age' for software.

    There are only three things that you are working with as a development manager: resources (people and money), features and the schedule.

    So people are things, and shipping is the objective... Wow! Let's call it productivity minded!.

    I don't buy this line, after more than two decades actively programming, I prefer the 'keep the people on' motto, really. Even more, I can hardly think on being 'proud' of making some software product if the people involved were considered 'resources'.

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  37. Re:My post by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Yep, Microsoft double-speak in action. Here's another great example, "Zero defects does not mean that the product does not have bugs" Well, to the rest of the world it bloody well does!"

    In a QA sense, a defect is a problem that is found as opposed to a defect that exists. For example: If Clippy doesn't give the right response to the word "Hamdingers", but nobody tests for use of the word "Hamdingers", then a bug exists but not a defect. It is not a defect because it hasn't been reported. He meant that all the tests are passed, not that all bugs are found. (He did explain this, btw.) This is not double-speak.

    Somehow I doubt this particular topic would have come up if Linus had been speaking.

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  38. Great Software? by BroncoInCalifornia · · Score: 2, Insightful
    To be fair we have to give credit for getting the complex projects out. It is very very hard to get a large team to deliver a product and not get derailed.

    But we all know Microsoft software has some severe problems. Security - gets viruses, spyware, trojans easily. Crashes.

    Is this because of the design process or for other reasons? Here are a couple reasons why Microsoft software could have all these problems in spite of a good design process:
    - Keeping backward compatability at all costs. This has been a key to Microsoft's success. It makes for ugly code but it keeps customers. It also leads to security vulnerabilities. If the internet ready version windows was designed fromt he ground up for security, it would have been a lot different.
    - Hairballing stuff together that should be seperate. IE is hairballed into to OS to work around anti-trust law. Now the media player is hairballed into the OS for the same reason.

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  39. Re:My post by danheskett · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The reason it is parse down to a finite level is that "issue" is a generic term - and that's what we want

    I am a developer. I have to track issues with my code. I have a single database to track feature requests, problem reports, bug reports, enhancement requests, and general suggestions. Each of these is referred to as an "issue". I frequently change an issue from being bug report to being an enhancement request. For example, "The software is broken because it won't rotate to 37 degrees. It will only rotate to 90, 180, or 270 degrees!".

    This that a bug? The user reported it is a bug. Does that make it a bug? Is the software defective? Or is that a feature that needs coding?

    Bug doesn't sound bad to anyone who knows something about software development. "Defect" sounds bad to just about everyone. Issue is used because it is vague, and that is often what is called for.

    Microsoft may be a marketing company, but one that happens to be the world's largest and most profitable seller of software.

  40. Wow, what a troll... by tqbf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These "21 Rules Of Thumb" are distilled from McCarthy's "Dynamics of Software Development" book, which has been on the bookshelf of almost every dev lead I've ever worked with or known. You could have a similar "argument" about how good IBM software is (WebSphere?), but at the end of the day, if you're doing it to critique The Mythical Man Month, you're going to sound really dumb.

    More importantly, all bitching about MSFT quality aside, McCarthy was dev/program manager on Visual C++, which is not a poorly-regarded Microsoft product (it's one of the best compiler products on the market). There are extremely successful products --- successful on every axis --- that come out of Microsoft. Visual C++, and McCarthy's book, represents one of them. Microsoft Excel, and Joel on Software, represents another.

    Microsoft is a huge company with an enormous talent pool and many very qualified, very effective well-jelled teams. You do not sound credible when you try to tar them with the "Microsoft is buggy crap" brush, especially when you're arguing with McCarthy or Spolsky.

    1. Re:Wow, what a troll... by tqbf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The last time I looked at GCC --- and you can correct me where I'm wrong, but, without citing what Apple has done with Xcode, tell me what out-of-the-box dev environment you're referring to --- GCC was inferior to Visual Studio. Here's why:

      • Visual Studio has a faster compiler.
      • Visual Studio has working precompiled headers out of the box.
      • Visual Studio has a good incremental build system (and fix-and-debug support).
      • GDB C++ support is a wreck; it has trouble demangling symbols, it chokes on template instantiations, and it gets line-number confused.
      • GDB thread support is a wreck.
      • Visual Studio generates better X86 code than GCC.
      • The Visual Studio UI canvas is better integrated with the compiler than Glade is with GCC.

      I'm sure GCC has made strides (and I think if you factor speed out of the equation, Xcode has surpassed Visual Studio), but when I was doing cross-platform Visual Studio and Linux GCC dev, Visual Studio won hands down. And don't get me wrong: I like Linux better, and my Visual Studio build environment was Cygwin CLI --- but my compile ran faster on Win32, and my debug sessions were easier.

      If you think GCC is a great compiler product, I'll agree. I think the fact that Visual Studio bested it is a strong argument for my point that Visual C++ is not a poorly regarded product.

    2. Re:Wow, what a troll... by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Visual Studio has a faster compiler.

      Yes.

      Visual Studio has working precompiled headers out of the box.

      This is now true of GCC as well.

      Visual Studio has a good incremental build system (and fix-and-debug support).

      That's not related to the compiler, that's just a function of the IDE. I sometimes use flymake mode in emacs to achieve a similar effect. It's less cool than the VS equivalent but does work in a lot more situations.

      GDB C++ support is a wreck; it has trouble demangling symbols, it chokes on template instantiations, and it gets line-number confused.

      I don't know about that but I've never heard of such problems nor encountered them myself ...

      GDB thread support is a wreck.

      That's no longer true on a modern distro

      Visual Studio generates better X86 code than GCC.

      That's true. Flip side is that VS only generates X86 code, which isn't always what you want.

      The Visual Studio UI canvas is better integrated with the compiler than Glade is with GCC.

      Again you are confusing the compiler with the IDE. In fact, while the Glade/environment separation is sometimes annoying it's mostly useful. It means you can use whatever editor/coding environment you want unlike with Visual Studio where if you want to use the VS form designer you must use the VS editor, VS build system etc etc. Separate tools do not necessarily imply lack of integration even if in this case Glade is rather lacking.

  41. Re:My post by bicho · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh, please.
    By that deffinition, there is a lot of "great doftware" out there. And almost not bad software.

    Good Software does what marketing says it does, correclty and as expected.

    Great software is good sofware plus its simple to use and does things that you didn't expect it to do but that come in handy, while not annoying the hell out of its user.... more or less

    just my huble opinion.

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  42. Okay, I'll bite this troll by bonch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't want to get into a flame fest

    Right.

    , but since you claim they don't produce the WORST product in the market, and since Windows is such a large part of their revenue, I challenge you to find:

    First of all, the question itself is ridiculous. I can quite genuinely say that Windows XP has never crashed for me or been broken into. However, Linux has frozen up on me several times, and it has had kernel exploits in the past. But that doesn't make Linux less secure or less stable.

    The fact that Windows is used WAY more than Linux means you'll get a greater total sum of crashes and breaches, but that doesn't make Windows less secure or less stable. You're arguing a ridiculous premise.

    * An OS that is less secure than Windows.


    Remember that Slashdot article about how Linux was the most-breached OS on the net? I sure do. A Slashdot editor even modified the headline so it said "Linux Most Attacked OS On Net" instead of "Most Breached" so it didn't look as bad.

    * An OS that crashes more frequently than Windows.

    Windows never crashes for me. I haven't seen a BSOD since 1999. But, Slashdotters seem stuck in the late 80s and think Windows 98 still represents the stability of Windows today.

    I had Gnome crash my laptop under Red Hat 9 the very first time I used it. So fucking what?

    * An OS with a EULA more restrictive than Windows.

    This is a silly question to throw in. Windows' EULA isn't much more restrictive than, say, IBM's EULAs or Apple's. As if the EULA has anything to do with the operating system itself. Complain about the legal department but not the software development department.

    * Software which has slipped the scheduled release date more often and by a larger margin than Windows. IIRC, Microsoft hasn't released on OS on time in the last 10 years.

    Yeah, and how late was 2.6 again? Oh, that's right, it shipped a year later than Torvalds said it would. Again, this is a completely ridiculous argument.

    I know it's l33t to be a raving Linux zealot, but a lot of people are really getting tired of it, as evidenced by the posts I've been seeing lately that are getting upmodded. I'm very pleased to see more and more people approaching things rationally and fairly now--even if Slashdot editors don't. The very fact that Clippy jokes and BSOD jokes are still upmodded--two things 95% of Windows users haven't seen since 1999--shows you how stuck in the past zealots are and how they won't let go of their old Windows 98 experience. They're competing with old 9x versions of Windows when meanwhile everyone else moved on when the codebase unification to the NT kernel happened in late 1999, and we got Windows 2000.

    But, I forgot. This is the "year of Linux on the desktop." Hey, remember that article Slashdot posted that said Linux desktop usage would overtake Apple's in a year? I even had one Slashdotter cite it to me as evidence for a point he was making, simply because Slashdot had reported it. So much for that.

    If you're a Linux newbie and you're coming here for tech news, you're doing yourself a great injustice, as everything will be skewed and you will get a huge wrong impression about how the tech world is doing.

    1. Re:Okay, I'll bite this troll by bonch · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sorry to hear about your broken hardware driver.

    2. Re:Okay, I'll bite this troll by PPGMD · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I am an infrastructure and application consultant for a Microsoft Business Solutions Partner. I have ran just about every version, and done commercial work on everything from Windows 95 on wards.

      My personal computer routinely goes 60 or more days between reboots. Mainly it's rebooted because I feel like it, haven't had any issues with Windows 2000, XP, or 2003 that can't be traced to a crappy device drivers, with XP and 2003 it's simple to roll back the driver.

      One of my DCs went 6 months before I decided it was time to install patches and reboot. Some consultants that I have talked to has had an NT box running 22 months and counting.

      Windows can be just as stable as a well admined Linux system, just as Linux can be more unstable than Windows 95 when it's in the hands of someone that doesn't know what they are doing.

    3. Re:Okay, I'll bite this troll by sydb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you're saying we can discount all hardware driver problems in Linux too? I hope so. I mean, the largest part of Linux is hardware drivers, and I've never had a Linux problem that wasn't driver-related. I'm willing to bet almost all Linux problems (in the stable release) are driver-related.

      Same goes for Windows.

      I think you're trying to cover up things by ignoring hardware-driver crashes.

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    4. Re:Okay, I'll bite this troll by maxpublic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I know it's l33t to be a raving Linux zealot, but a lot of people are really getting tired of it

      As compared to the raving Windows fuckwits who've been claiming for years that Linux will never be able to compete with an MS OS, that it'll never 'be ready for the desktop', that MS software is somehow superior because, well, it's produced by MS? Have you forgotten about these stupid little shits?

      There are plenty of assholes on both sides of the spectrum. It's rather clear you'd prefer to pretend that the vast majority of loser fanatics come from the Linux zealot camp, but anyone with half a brain and even the slightest bit of impartiality knows that MS has more than it's share of borg-like twats willing to run to its rescue.

      Try getting real. Zealots are assholes BECAUSE THEY'RE ASSHOLES. It doesn't matter what they peddling. Lumping Linux into the mix because that happens to be the bandwagon for one subset of zealots is not only ignorant, it's pathetic.

      Max

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  43. Re:My post by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Why do people think others should "let it go????"

    Would you tell that to a holocust survivor? Someone that lost a spouse in the twin towers?

    Yes, these Micorsoft's crimes are less important than that.

    But that does not change the fact that they did it.

    Look, every unrepentent criminal that gets caught goes through the following stages:

    1. Denial - (I didn't do anything wrong)

    2. Deprecation - (It was just a little thing)

    3. Amnesia - (Forget about it, didn't I apologize... just let it go.)

    SOME criminals have a 4th stage ... admittance, repentence. Microsoft has NEVER done this. They repeatedly commit multiple crimes and when judges try and punish them for it, they complain and show their cash and expect to be given minor punishments to keep their employees working. Microsoft has repeatedly used illegal methods to put more people out of business then they employ. They weasel there way out stuff. Their products are not superior except where they sabotage other people's products.

    If they were 1/2 as good as they think they were they would not need to do the sabotage. Why should anyone let it go? That is stupid. We should never forget, so that when they try to commit more crimes we will be for-warned and pre-pared for their attempts.

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  44. 10 other rules by tootlemonde · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These rules of egoless programming have been circulating on various sites:

    The Ten Commandments of Egoless Programming

    1. Understand and accept that you will make mistakes. The point is to find them early, before they make it into production.

    2. You are not your code. Remember that the entire point of a review is to find problems, and problems will be found. Don't take it personally when one is uncovered.

    3. No matter how much "karate" you know, someone else will always know more. Such an individual can teach you some new moves if you ask. Seek and accept input from others, especially when you think it's not needed.

    4. Don't rewrite code without consultation. There's a fine line between "fixing code" and "rewriting code." Know the difference, and pursue stylistic changes within the framework of a code review, not as a lone enforcer.

    5. Treat people who know less than you with respect, deference, and patience.

    6. The only constant in the world is change. Be open to it and accept it with a smile.

    7. The only true authority stems from knowledge, not from position.

    8. Fight for what you believe, but gracefully accept defeat.

    9. Don't be "the guy in the room." Don't be the guy coding in the dark office emerging only to buy cola. The guy in the room is out of touch, out of sight, and out of control and has no place in an open, collaborative environment.

    10. Critique code instead of people -- be kind to the coder, not to the code.

    Like most platitudes, they apply in some situations and not in others and there are plenty of valid exceptions.

    For instance: Treat people who know less than you with respect, deference, and patience -- but don't let them tell you how to do your job.

    Or: Fight for what you believe, but gracefully accept defeat -- and when you turn out to have been right, don't let anyone forget it.

  45. Re:My post by augustm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Does every piece of software have bugs?

    Does Knuth's TeX program have bugs? He will
    send you a cheque if you find one

    TeX was designed, then implemented. It works

  46. "Portability is for Canoes" by MenTaLguY · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I guess there's a certain truth to what he says, depending on how you approach it.

    The thing is, you really _don't_ want to be in the business of having to worry about platform-specific concerns for more than one platform in your own code.

    If you try, you'll either end up essentially writing your own meta-platform (building and debugging it from scratch, consuming development time better spent elsewhere), or your code will become a mess of #ifdefs and specializations which can only ever be built or tested on obscure platforms (meaning most platforms will always be moderately broken).

    What you want to do is pick a platform that lets you run on a range of systems -- i.e. "leave it to your system software".

    Inkscape's "platform", for example, is for the most part not POSIX nor Linux nor Win32, it's Glib/Gtk+/Pango/Gdk + libxml + STL.

    We still have a number of platform-specific subclasses and #ifdefs (many inherited from Sodipodi), but we're actively working to reduce (ideally eliminate) them.

    For example, most recently (in CVS), we replaced the typography subsystem we inherited from Sodipodi with a little bit of glue code on top of Pango.

    In the process, we gained a lot of features that Lauris never had time to implement or debug in Sodipodi's private typography library, like using the kerning information specified in fonts, and the hardest parts of support for rendering "interesting" non-Western scripts.

    Just be sure that the set of libraries (your platform) which you write to is widespread and well-tested on the systems you care about.

    I guess given the systems David's employer cares about supporting, his choice of Microsoft platforms shouldn't be altogether surprising.

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  47. Re:My post by Keeper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is no such thing as "zero defects" in a large software project. There is only a concept of "zero known defects." Every time you make a change to your code, you risk introducing an unknown defect. As you approach the end of the development cycle, getting down to zero known defects is actually detrimental to the quality of the sofware, as unknown defects are introduced which may be far worse than the defects you fixed. And as you're at the end of the development cycle, test doesn't have enough time to find those defects so your product ships with poor quality.

  48. Okay, but... by gillbates · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Where's the commercial OS worse than Windows?

    If my job as a project manager is to ship software on time and bug-free, why would I listen to Microsoft, which has done neither?

    Incidentally, my mother was a project manager for many years, and she managed to bring every project in on time, beating some deadlines by 50%. And bugs were simply not accepted - the project wasn't done until the bugs were corrected. Microsoft sets its own schedule, and they still can't ship bug-free software on time.

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  49. Re:My post by danheskett · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft has repeatedly used illegal methods to put more people out of business then they employ.
    That has never been proven, or attempted to be proven. It's your speculation.

    They weasel there way out stuff.
    They use the legal system.

    Their products are not superior except where they sabotage other people's products
    I disagree. I believe that in many many categories Microsoft software is superior to any other widely available offering. But's besides the point. There is no law against selling mediocre software. MS has always targed that ripe middle class of software users. The 90% that make up the majority.

    Why should anyone let it go?
    You should let go the case you mentioned because:

    1. It was over a decade ago.
    2. The people making the claim settled the case for many many many millions of dollars.
    3. The act was unique.


    You don't have to forget it, but it is irrelevant when discussing MS's current engineering practices.

    And it makes you look petty.

  50. Re:My post by msobkow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, that is functional software.

    Great software solves the customers problem (functionality), is light weight enough to serve their needs for a few years (scalable), does not crash nor lose data (reliable), addresses the problem before it gets out of control (timely), and provides more benefits than it cost (ROI.)

    Microsoft has never delivered a "great" piece of software, and never will. Their model is not based on "great" software, it barely qualifies as meeting one out of five in most cases. Their model is based on "deliver overpriced crap, then charge more for the upgrade."

    To me that is called "fraud" and "theft", not a "great" product.

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  51. Can't get away by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you're writing a client side/GUI app, you can get away with this mentality. Try it on the server side and your product goes nowhere. I believe this is one of the reaons that Microsoft has had (and will continute to have) problems getting entrenched in the Enterprise computing market.

    I don't think you can get away with this, really. For one thing if you are writing only for Windows you are then ignoring a pretty attractive market - Mac users. The marketshare may look small but in general Mac users have a bit more money to spend, and additionally you are not going to have as much competition.

    But the other aspect that should lead a company to produce portable code is that by doing so, you avoid tieing your own product to any one OS. Then when that OS upgrades, you are probably going to have an easier time having it work on newer versions - plus if other OS's become more popular over time your product is not weighted down to just the one OS.

    Basically, the disipline of trying to make code work in multiple places will have other more intagible benefits - I think it's a mistake to discount this.

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  52. Re:What's with #6? by RetiredMidn · · Score: 2, Insightful
    There's a difference between not trusting an ex-frat boy alone in a room and a responsible software developer in a room. Treating everyone on a team the same just breeds discontent. If people work well alone and can be trusted to do so, don't make them waste their time in meetings.

    The best team of developers I ever managed still warranted the advice to "beware of a guy in a room." Especially because these guys (they all happened to be guys) were so good, it was possible for any one of them to produce something arguably good and valuable, but which couldn't be used because the cost of incorporating it (in terms of integration and testing) would threaten the schedule. And it would be far more demoralizing to tell someone we couldn't or wouldn't deploy their cool work than it would be to point out ahead of time that it would have to wait for a better time.

    I didn't waste their time in meetings. I dropped by every couple of days and chatted about what they were doing, and describe how other (relevant) parts of the project were coming along and how all of it was going to pull together. More often than not, their very professionalism would cause them to adjust their efforts and do something differently than they might have if I left them alone for a couple of weeks.

  53. Same as Linus plan isn't it? by xswl0931 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Except for step 6, doesn't this apply to how Linux has done their developement? Or for that matter any software company?

  54. Re:My post by BroncoInCalifornia · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A bug is a bug is a bug.

    or ...

    A defect by any other name is still fucked up!

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  55. Some clarification by GunFodder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A bug is a fairly well understood concept: it is a user submitted deviance from the desired behavior.

    Obviously few people here understand the meaning of a defect in the softwre development process. It is a deviance from the expected behavior as described in the documentation for the current phase.

    The difference is that the documentation for early phases do not have the same level of detail as later phases. Modules aren't fully integrated with each other, so unit test cases must be used. Additional functionality may be added later as well.

    The term defect is manager-speak, but it is very useful because it describes something you can measure. It is straightforward to verify that a software project meets a list of criteria to pass a phase gate. It is not possible to determine whether a project is bug-free, because that would take an inordinate amount of test time. This is why real software is never bug-free.

  56. Re: What does "Zero Defects" mean? by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 4, Insightful
    they should have said (perhaps they did?) that the product has zero known defects.
    Actually, what he wrote was that the product had zero defects relative to a particular milestone.

    Here is an example:
    Say that you are writing an HTML widget.
    Milestone n states that the widget will display paragraphs (<p> elements) correctly, but says nothing about the widget displaying tables correctly.
    When the widget is tested, it displays paragraphs correctly, but does not display tables at all.

    The widget is not fully working.
    It has bugs.
    But, in relation to milestone n, it has zero defects, i.e., it passes all of the tests for milestone n.

    While I don't agree with everything in the article, and while I am no fan of Microsoft's, I think that the whole "zero defects" thing has been taken out of context here by several posters.
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  57. Er by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Linux isn't competing with a MS OS (last check at Google Zeitgeist still shows 1% Linux usage), Linux is NOT ready for the desktop
    Every time one of you pathetic MS trolls trots out this untruth it makes me laugh. Yeah, never mind that Google Zeitgeist isn't a valid representation of market share, never mind the people who use Linux and a desktop manager *every day* with no problems, we should just take *your* say-so that Linux isn't ready for the desktop.

    BTW, don't you ever get tired of spreading FUD for Microsoft? Actually, I think you enjoy it. Do you enjoy beating your wife?
  58. Re:My post by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fred Brooks covered this in The Mythical Man-Month. A budget gives you the ability to say "no" to the next desirable feature. Without a budget, the development process is limited only by the imagination of the engineers, which is infinite if you've hired the right people.

  59. Re:I've worked there, and I must say by glenstar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In previous stints in the belly of the beast it was not uncommon for serious developers to turn off the lights and lock the doors of their offices so that no one would know they were there. The amount of "interaction" at MS is mind-boggling. If you have never sat through a week (yes, a week of 9 hour days in a "war room") long meeting discussing the most inane, asinine, and mundane details of a project you wouldn't understand.

  60. Microsoft seems to like people who think fast by wintermute42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    rather than deeply.

    The Microsoft interview style is to ask the interviewee a constant stream of white board programming problems and throught puzzles. While this selects people with a certain level of intelligence, it also selects people who can think rapidly "on their feet".

    Perhaps the end result is to select a homogenious population of "Softies" think fast, settle on an approach and then hack it into code. Where a better approach to product development might be to think about the design, think about some alternatives, discuss the design and then implement it.

    Many people agree that Microsoft software evolves once it has been released. The common example being a first product that is inadequate, buggy and slow, eventually evolving into something that becomes popular. Perhaps this is a result of a culture of programmers who believe they are very smart (after all, they survived the Microsoft interview), think fast and then entomb their initial half-baked design in software.

  61. Re:Do you know what website you're on? by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Linux is NOT ready for the desktop

    Yada yada. Guess you're one of the twats I was talking about. Cue Billy G-worshipper rant on just how 'unready' Linux is. Not that we haven't heard this bullshit argument a THOUSAND TIMES already, but hey - when does that deter a zealot?

    If you're going to sit there and tell me Slashdot is some balanced place of 50/50 Windows versus Linux zealots, you're completely lying.

    Hey there Homer, try 'Reading Comprehension 101' and 'How to Present a Strawman Without Looking Like An Amateur 103'. Which one will be most helpful depends on whether you're just plain stupid or making a pathetic attempt at being deceptive.

    Where did I lump Linux into the mix? Oh, that's right, I didn't.

    Oh, that's right - you did. Linux zealots is what your whole post was about. You aren't related to the late President Reagan, are you?

    But you felt that your religion

    If Linux were my religion I'd never admit that there are plenty of assholes and zealots on both sides of the fence. Here's a quarter, go buy yourself a clue.

    Oh, and my penis is bigger than yours no matter what I post on Slashdot. Zealots, as a rule, have tiny peckers. It explains a lot, when you think about it.

    Max

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  62. Re:My post by rcamans · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, if your problem is trying to figure out a way to make money.
    Anti-virus writers, anti-spyware writers, etc certainly are making money off of M$ customers.
    Let's all jump on that cash cow.

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  63. Re: What does "Zero Defects" mean? by ThisIsFred · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's still trimming off a good portion of the whole in order to force-fit it to the argument. If the widget in question doesn't render as expected in the presence of tables, one of two things is at fault: The developer, for not understanding the spec (see the article's beginning section). Or, the specification, for being ambiguous. Either way something is broken, and it very rarely is the specification.

    I'm losing my patience for this type of weasel-y behavior from developers. It would not fly in the manufacturing industry. Software developers break the standard (either on purpose or out of ignorance), and then send PR people on a world-wide, media-weasel word-mincing tour in the hope that if they seriously damage the public's understanding of the issue, the public will eventually abandon its quest for answers.

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    Fred

    "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
    -RMS