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FCC to Require Broadcasters to Keep Tapes of Shows

The Importance of writes "Under current FCC rules, in order to make an indecency complaint about a broadcast you have to provide "a significant excerpt from the program or a full or partial tape or transcript of the program." However, broadcasters aren't required to keep a tape of their broadcasts so, rarely, an indecency complaint gets dismissed for lack of evidence. But that is going to change. The FCC has issued a Notice of Proposed Rulemaking [PDF] [TXT] that will require broadcasters to maintain recordings of their broadcasts for 60-90 days. The FCC is also considering reducing what you must claim in order to enter a complaint, thus opening the floodgates for indecency complaints by groups like the Parents Television Council, which is already keeping the FCC censors busy. Doesn't the government have better things to do?"

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  1. I don't understand ... by Burb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why is it censorship if you require the broadcaster to keep a record of what was transmitted?
    And if a broadcaster has something to say, whether contentious or not, why would you not want to keep a record of it?

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    1. Re:I don't understand ... by Ann+Coulter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you have done nothing wrong, why not keep a record of what you have done? You only destroy evidence when you are guilty, right?

      I think that this line of argument for forced recording of material is just like the old argument about hiding stuff: it is an attempt to impose more restrictions on innocent people.

    2. Re:I don't understand ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When someone accuses you, he's the one who has to bring the evidence. You don't have to incriminate yourself. The new requirement is not censorship per se, but it helps those who want to control what other people can see, simply by shifting some of the costs to the broadcasters.

    3. Re:I don't understand ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think the point is that of course all broadcasters already keep recordings of all their output, so this is a no-op for them.

      It also does not seem that unreasonable to me that, in return for being granted use of the airwaves, you need to have an audit trail of what you have transmitted to 200 million people.

      Too much knee-jerking going on here. The country is not run on principle it is run on pragmatism, and that is the way it should be.

    4. Re:I don't understand ... by wfberg · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why is it censorship if you require the broadcaster to keep a record of what was transmitted?
      And if a broadcaster has something to say, whether contentious or not, why would you not want to keep a record of it?


      Why would you impose the burden of indecency enforcement on the overwhelming majority of decent broadcasters? Shouldn't the guilty bear the burden of their misdeeds?

      Besides, if the broadcast was so offensive, and had such a nefarious impact on society, shouldn't you be able to find witnesses who saw the program themselves? Won't complainants now have the opportunity to comb over every second of every program on every channel for every word that might have sounded like a naughty sex act? Like "that floor is DIRTY, SANCHEZ, can you stop dropping stuff there"? Or how about "during the medical procedure A WAND IS INSERTED IN THE URETHRA"? "the Chinese restaurant FOOK LONG.."?

      For crying out loud, I saw an Oprah show in which a nipple was blurred out during an explanation of a breastcancer self-examination!! You'd think it's fairly important to mention that one bump that's NORMAL to have on your breast?

      Besides, the FCC is going censorship crazy anyway at the moment. Profane speech? What's up with that? You have nothing to hide if you're innocent (YEAH RIGHT), but under the FCC's new rules and decisions, who know's when you're innocent, and when you're (retroactively!) guilty?

      On the other hand, I'd love it if broadcasters would just hang on to their programs (especially without all the logo's and interruptions and bullshit) on some sort of quality medium, like DVD. I positively hate seeing "old" footage that looks like shit, even though you remember seeing it only a year or two ago in broadcast quality. What do they use to store news footage and episodes of "Friends" anyway? VHS??

      In fact, the FCC is encouraging broadcasters to BURN THEIR TAPES after 60-90 days, to prevent costly complaints. Kind of like burning books because you might not like what's in them. Yay for future historians!

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    5. Re:I don't understand ... by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Informative
      Not really. If it's broadcast it's already in the public domain, and someone else could quite legitimately have recorded it.

      No, broadcasting something doesn't put it in the public domain. That's actually one reason cited for requiring the broadcasters to keep copies, becasue it's technically illegal for viewer/listeners to do so (aside from time-shifting).

    6. Re:I don't understand ... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 4, Informative

      and when you're (retroactively!) guilty?

      I'd be very surprised if the FCC had the power to implement retroactive law. Under Article 1, Section 9, Clause 3 of the US Constitution, no ex post facto law may be passed.

    7. Re:I don't understand ... by Burb · · Score: 3, Insightful
      By European standards, US broadcast TV is extraordinarily prudish when it comes to matters of anatomy. Evidence: the Jackson nipple. I have it on good authority that when it comes to violent acts, there's more on US TV. But this isn't of itself an issue about where the standards are, but a question about broadcasters accepting responsibilty for what they disseminate.

      Say you broadcast a live interview criticising the president. And someone comes up to you the next day and says you accused the president of imbezzlement. And you say "no, I said he was an imbecile, not am imbezzler, but unfortunately I can't prove it because I don't have the tapes..." then what?

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    8. Re:I don't understand ... by beuges · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That was my immediate reaction as well, until I realised that if you're watching a show on tv, or listening to something on the radio, which ends up having 'questionable' material, you wouldn't have had the foresight to record it on the off-chance that the show you are watching/listening to would be 'questionable'. How often have radio DJ's been given formal warnings for inadvertedly swearing on air - it happens, and people phone in and complain, but it's very unlikely that someone is sitting and recording the show just in case the dj says something colourful.

      Having said that, I personally am against the rush to censor everything that we see and hear :)

    9. Re:I don't understand ... by DarkSarin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I am seeing a lot of complaints about this being censorship, and in some ways I agree--the gov't should stay out of these matters, and parents should step in and take responsibility.

      In order for parents to do this, however, broadcasters must be honest about the shows content before broadcasting. Personally I deplore a lot of the material on TV/Radio these days, but I respect that they have the right to broadcast it, just as anyone who wants to has the right to listen/watch.

      Someone mentioned that media companies are trying to have their cake and eat it too, with the broadcast flag. Personally, I think that if they are going to make it illegal/impossible to record broadcast shows, they should require companies to record the broadcast in order to provide evidence of truth in advertising (hey, this show is rated TV-Y, but they are talking about sex, that's not right!).

      That said, I am comfortable with either situation--either make it easy to obtain the broadcast later, or make it legal/easy to tape it yourself.

      As someone who feels that personal liberty is of supreme importance, I think that it should be perfectly legal to record a broadcast. As far as decency is concerned, I'm not that concerned--censorship should be practiced at the level of the family. If you don't want your kids watching a certain show, then don't let them. Complaining to the gov't is not the way to go.

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    10. Re:I don't understand ... by Burb · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Let's continue the example.... OK, so your accuser finds ten associates (who despite being half deaf and stupid are prepared to swear in court you said "embezzle") and they have a lot of money and an flash lawyer and want to drag the thing interminably through the courts until they bankrupt you .. wouldn't it be nice if you could hand them a VHS copy and say "listen to this, you idiot, and get a hearing aid".

      Yes, burden of proof should be on the accuser, but you have actual evidence in your defence you can get rid of the court case so much more quickly.

      I think the point still stands that keeping records of what you do is responsible broadcasting.

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    11. Re:I don't understand ... by Refrag · · Score: 4, Insightful

      With the Broadcast Flag, the only person that can supply evidence is the broadcaster. This is a good law. If we can ever get rid of the Broadcast Flag, this'll be a bad law.

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    12. Re:I don't understand ... by kfg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The country is not run on principle it is run on pragmatism, and that is the way it should be.

      It may have escaped your notice, but the one thing that America has always claimed that set it apart from other countries is that it is founded on principle.

      KFG

    13. Re:I don't understand ... by Miamicanes · · Score: 3, Funny

      Had Justin Timberlake pulled out a big, pus-covered rusty knife and CUT HER NIPPLE OFF, it would have been OK by American standards. On the other hand, had he bent over and caressed it with his tongue, he would have been performing for his new neighbors at Guantanamo Bay ;-)

    14. Re:I don't understand ... by Almost-Retired · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you have done nothing wrong, why not keep a record of what you have done? You only destroy evidence when you are guilty, right?

      I think that this line of argument for forced recording of material is just like the old argument about hiding stuff: it is an attempt to impose more restrictions on innocent people.


      I violently agree. I am a bc engineer, mostly retired.

      Makeing us, the small market window on your home town here in the markets rated as 100+, responsible for what the networks feed us in the form of making us keep an aircheck tape of a 24/7/365 operation, at $20 an hour for the tape and another $10/hour or more for machine maintainance, will gain no real benefits to society at large, and will reduce our already too narrow operating margin by a considerable percentage. Its an expense smaller market stations cannot afford as it doesn't scale to the market size, but rather is a fixed expense regardless of the market ranking of the station.

      For locally produced stuff, like our 5 times daily newscasts & morning cut-ins, yes, we do tape those, but asking us to save every tape for 60-90 days will multiply our tape costs by however many weeks that would be since like most, that tape has served its "review our own perfomance" duty at the end of the week, so tuesdays tape for the 12:00 noon cast is then re-written the next tuesday at 12.

      These aren't $2.00 walmart vhs tapes folks.

      From another viewpoint, we are simply incapable of responding in real time to bleep out a embargoed word when carrying what the networks feed us, or of recognizing and setting up an overlay fuzzball in real time of such goings on as the "wardrobe malfunction" during the superbowl. Our operators were as wide-eyed as the rest of the world at that instance.

      Such regulatory actions rightfully should be directed to the source of the program, and not the 1700 something broadcast tv stations under the commissions purview.

      As it is, we spend around 60 man hours a week scanning the syndicated and one time stuff that comes in on tape before we air it, and often wind up editing out a word or 3, but since we cannot do that to the syndi's tape, its their copyrighted property, that means we have to make yet another dub on our own tape.

      This is an ill-conceived idea, really.

      Cheers, Gene

    15. Re:I don't understand ... by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hmm... We've done this in Canada for years. The CRTC regs required us to have logger machines recording everything the station outputs (both TV and Radio stations). We used to keep 30 days of log-tapes, but they may have increased the minimum requirement since I was last working in a station.

      We always just used cheap VHS tapes on EP mode on disposable-grade VCRs - the tapes don't have to be anywhere near broadcast quality, they're just a record incase there are issues with the broadcast and a viewer complained (to my knowledge, it never happened at the station I was at). We'd just run two machines to make sure there was an overlap, then change tapes every 6 hours.

      Radio stations typically just use a big reel-to-reel tape on extreme-slow speed. I think they could get an entire day on one tape.

      They may accept digital recordings now (low labour and probably better quality), but the machines would have to be very reliable (probably a 2nd live redundant system as a backup).

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    16. Re:I don't understand ... by macdaddy · · Score: 3, Interesting
      These aren't $2.00 walmart vhs tapes folks.

      Maybe they could be.... :-) I don't think their proposed requirement says what medium the archive has to be on. VHS on the really really really long run cycle would still be an archive. You could pick a more obscure medium like betamax too if you want in my opinion. I'm still against the ruling but it might be possible to stick it to the FCC with the medium you choose.

    17. Re:I don't understand ... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Funny
      "The country is not run on principle it is run on pragmatism, and that is the way it should be."

      Oh, that's a nice line.

      I'll remember that the next time I decide to rob a bank.

      "It's just not efficient for all that money to be sitting around in a drawer all day when it could be out in the economy circulating around. Now fill this bag or I'll kill every damn one of you!"

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    18. Re:I don't understand ... by Almost-Retired · · Score: 3, Informative

      Could you not have a profanity delay and drop to white noise/fault card in this kind of case.

      That might be do-able if it weren't for the fact that most of the operators have other duties in between station breaks that can take them more than 10 seconds away from the button, possibly even in the back production bay looking up a commercial that the playback soft says is on the missing list in the hard drive queue. Some stations are so automated that a board op isn't required, the local break is actually triggered by signals from the network.

      There are also legal enjoinders against this sort of thing in our network contracts, such conditions brought on by the popularity of the infamous 'time machine'. Which was in fact a heck of a good idea, but the networks got all bent when they found we were making room for another 30 to 60 seconds of commercial time in a 1 hour program by removing no motion frames and pregnant pauses from the program stream. We are monitored by external entities, and the networks get a summary the next day of delayed or missed commercials. So now they must be carried in real time per contract else we wouldn't be that nets affiliate for very long.

      Cheers, Gene

  2. Why don't they call it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The 'Janet Jackson Nipple Law'...

    ..it has a nice ring to it :-)

  3. Quite usefull by Zappa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Working for a radio station in Austria, we have about the same rules here (90 days, real airplay), and we saw it as quite a pain originally. We kept the records on mp3s wich got deleted after the "holdtime".
    One day we got sued from a company that a moderator had said "offensive things" about them and at court the mp3s were the key to show that this wasnt true. Since then we see this also as a mechanism to be able to show what really got broadcast in situations like this.

    1. Re:Quite usefull by torpor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Thing is, why should the onus -only- be on the broadcaster in these cases?

      If you've got an indecency complaint to make, you should be able to make your -own- copy of the event.

      Copyright laws seem more designed to prevent open criticism of the quality of media, than the actual control of copy of that media. Frankly I think far too many TV and "Mass Media" broadcasters are getting away with nefarious info-war rubbish, and it has gone on too long... the public need education on propaganda, and they -need- the right to record all media they perceive, on persistent and undeniable basis.

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    2. Re:Quite usefull by rokzy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      how does that work?

      "hey that was disgusting, put a tape in quick and record 5 minutes ago"

  4. Radio stations already do this. by Gordonjcp · · Score: 3, Informative

    At least in the UK, you are required to keep tapes recorded at the broadcast feed - ie. right where it hits your link - for three months or so.

  5. I'm shocked by your attitude by not_a_product_id · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Doesn't the government have better things to do?"

    Are you suggesting that education, health, freedom and peace are more important than keeping Janet Jackson's breast out of sight? You damn liberal!
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  6. Amazing they're not kept already by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I find it difficult to believ that broadcasters aren't already required to keep records permenently for historical purposes.

    Just think of the millions of hours of TV that no one will be able to research. Admittedly most of it isn't of the highest quality, but still, some historian might well be interested in the future.
    The cost is nowadays minimal anyway. DivX, 400GB HDDs and backup tapes have made it simple to record everything that gets broadcast. Perhaps an archive of broadcasts should be recorded from all stations. I hardly think this affects anyones rights as we could all view it anyway.

    As an aside it's also very sad when brief exposures of a naked human breast are considered indecent.

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  7. Who does it help? by lachlan76 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From what I can tell, only a minority of the population would actually care enough about TV to actually complain. Most people just turn off the tv or watch something else when something's on that they don't like.

    Back, a long time ago, (I think), there were many, many complaints about a lingerie poster with Kylie Minogue in it. A couple of hundred got through, out of about 20000, IIRC. Even if that seems significant, more people entered a competition to win the poster than the number of people who complained.

    Why make laws to fix a problem when it can be fixed with an ON/OFF switch? I for one am sick of these 'think of the children!!!' laws, which don't help the children at all. Being 14, I don't think that restricting content or information from getting through is a good way of doing things. My parents have tried to give me certain opinions my whole life. Trying to censor information isn't the way to make things good. Especially when you can't stop it after it has been done.

  8. Re:Don't watch TV by torpor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Television is the enemy of creativity. There are thousands and thousands of things you can do which are more entertaining, more compelling, and generally more lively than watching Television.

    Personally, I find it indicative of the height of decadence in society today that we've got massive government agencies whose sole purpose is to keep content designed for wasting time within certain 'limits' of 'social acceptance'.

    I'll tell you whats offensive: the fact that 400,000 people a day are sitting in front of televisions, doing nothing with their lives, and society thinks this is 'normal'. Thats more fucking offensive than a few fucking swear fucking words, I tell you that.

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  9. It's always "Won't Someone think of the Children?" by bheer · · Score: 4, Informative

    Doesn't the government have better things to do?

    Uh, no.

    Actually, between large numbers parents who vote (and organize themselves into pressure groups), and the large numbers of twentysomethings who don't vote, and teenagers who *can't* vote, who do you think makes a more effective pressure group? Who do you think the guv'mint will try to pander to?

    Off topic: I've been reading this and been wondering about how much of this "won't someone think of the children" crap would still exist if legal age for voting was 14 or 15.

  10. Censorship by the back door? by Mant · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While keeping the tapes seems reasonable, making complaints easier looks rather like censorship through the backdoor.

    Rather than a govenrment body directly cracking down, they can say they are responding to complaints, and fear of complaints may force some broadcasters to change things.

    That is a bit tinfoil hat thinking, but some people in the current US admistration do seem very keen on "cleaning things up" (Ashcroft anyone?).

  11. Why government listens to these people by October_30th · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Doesn't the government have better things to do?

    Yes. However, since the prudes (religiously motivated prudes in particular) make a very loud crowd that also tends to vote, the government listen to them.

    I for one am worried about the recent re-emergence of social conservatism both in Europe and abroad. One good thing about conservatism is that it encourages people to vote. Voting just doesn't seem to be "cool" amongst the young social liberals and now we're seeing the results.

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  12. Parents responsibility by JRSiebz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Shouldn't this parent's tv society or whatever be reponsible for what tv shows they let their children watch, instead of attempting to censor tv for all of us. Their site didn't even rate south park, I really wanted to see how they reviewed it, haha.

  13. Re:Who gave the FCC the right.. by bagel2ooo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Agree or disagree with the argument itself, I think that it results to the fact that it is broadcast over "public airwaves." That is in that any basic receiver can pick up the transmission. This is the same as regular network television. While one would hope it would be at the discretion of the viewer/listener, apparently the FCC doesn't see it as so.

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  14. copyright? by capoccia · · Score: 4, Interesting

    how is an individual supposed to make said tape in light of current copyright laws?

  15. So what your saying is... by millahtime · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So what your saying is that people like howard stern should not be liable for what comes out of their mouths. I am held liable for what I say at every job I have ever had. How is he above that? Because he is a celebrity? Please explain it to me.

    1. Re:So what your saying is... by wfberg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So what your saying is that people like howard stern should not be liable for what comes out of their mouths. I am held liable for what I say at every job I have ever had. How is he above that? Because he is a celebrity? Please explain it to me.

      Because you can switch him off if you find him offensive? Same as your boss tells you to shut your mouth, only you don't even have to tell him to his face, just hit that dial! The feeling of POWER must be overwhelming!

      Inoffensive speech needs no protection. That's what the First Amendment is all about. Protecting speech that others don't like.

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  16. I don't see the problem: by Artega+VH · · Score: 3, Funny

    "However, broadcasters aren't required to keep a tape of their broadcasts so, rarely, an indecency complaint gets dismissed for lack of evidence."

    I rarely get constipated so perhaps I should take laxitive all the time

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  17. What are you paid for? by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My guess is your job isn't to be a raunchy DJ. Howard's JOB is to do that. And yet he is fined for it. If you're a computer scientist and you make fart jokes, it might be considered inappropriate at work. However, construction workers that want to hear fart jokes can tune in Howard. If your office wants to censor you listening to Howard, technically they probably can. The government can NOT, however, and should NOT, because 18 million people (about) enjoy listening to the show in various public (and allowed private) places. If you think for one minute that your kid is being warped by Howard, turn it off, or better yet, get real, because your kid has heard 10 times worse at school every day since kindergarden.

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  18. Don't like it? Do something about it. by dave-tx · · Score: 3, Insightful
    There's one way to enact change on this front - register to vote, then in November vote Bush out of office. This has got to reach a point when even registered Republicans have had enough.

    I, for one, don't welcome our Christian fundamentalist government and it's regulation of morality.

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  19. What I don't understand is... by fataugie · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Why something said on the Howard Stern show back 2 1/2 years ago is all of a sudden something that needs to be investigated. 2 years ago, no one had a problem with it. Why now?

    I'll tell you why

    Because whoever is behind this shit sees the blood in the water and is now looking at past tapes to see if they can apply Today's standards to yesterday's broadcasts.

    I think it stinks and is completely unfair.

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  20. Parents should be parents by Pedrito · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Our problem in the States these days is that parents want the government to be responsible for their kids. When their kids get in trouble for shoplifting or shooting another kid over a pair of shoes, they want to point to violence on TV or the music they listen to as the problem. Unfortunately, the real problem, as most intelligent people know, is the parents themselves. They don't want to take the time to raise their kids. They want the onus of responsibility to be with the government, hence these absurd laws.

    The Republicans are always going on about family values, and while I'm a liberal myself, I have to agree with that one issue. Family values in this country have, for the most part, gone to shit. I was raised by a single mother who worked full time. She still managed to raise me to know the difference between right and wrong. Even after a long, hard day's work, she managed to come home and spend time with me and talk to me about my day.

    The fact is, getting the government to charge out after indecency on TV is a complete and utter waste of time. As if kids can't find stuff 100 times more indecent and profane in the SPAM in their inboxes anyway.

    What we need is to start prosecuting parents for the crimes of their children so that parents will start taking responsibility for their kids again. At least that's my opinion. Parents can be much better parents than any government, if they have the incentive.

  21. Cost. That's why not. by Libertarian_Geek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If a broadcaster doesn't record everything now. And the government decides that they have to record everything and keep it on record, they now have the added cost of maintaining the new manditory data. There are costs for people, equipment etc. Even if it only added $1 of cost per month, they shouldn't be forced to do this. How does this relate to the 5th amendment? If you ask me, the groups who offer the complaints should be providing the proof, not the broadcasters. That's like forcing me to install equipment in my fridge that detects when I'm drinking on Sunday! (Illegal in some areas).

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  22. Waste of my taxes. by ThatDamnMurphyGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is what I really hate about the FCC and groups like the PTC. They should have no say is what I can or can't watch or listen to and what can or can't be shown/said on TV and radio.

    The only duty they should have is to enforce the accurate and complete labeling of what a show contains (Adult Language, Nudity, Violence, R X, PG etc) and keep those ratings honest.

    Let me decide what I want to see and hear, not some coucil with a stick up their ass who freaks everytime they hear the work ass or bitch on TV.

    Parent your children. There are two knobs: volume and power. Use them. Don't force my favorite shows to a G level because you can't parent your children or use a remote control.

    A prime example. After the Janet Jackson thing, the Bob and Tom radio show simply sucks. They can't play or say nearly any of the things they used to, so now I don't listen to them any more.

    All because someone couldn't handle the site of a nipple on TV.

  23. Simple solution by ajs318 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In the UK, television stations can show whatever they like after 21.00; I don't know when in the morning they are obliged to start being "family-friendly". In Mainland Europe, I believe the system is even simpler: everyone understands that television broadcasts are {primarily} for adults, and parents are entirely responsible for deciding what their kids should or should not watch.

    If you don't like what you see, nobody is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to watch it. And if you can't stop your kids watching TV when they shouldn't be, then you are an unfit parent.

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  24. The lastest PTC "Action Alert" by Dead_Smiley · · Score: 3, Informative
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    But by making the opposite decision and striking a deal with "Nip/Tuck" to bankroll its season premiere, XM SATELLITE RADIO HAS DISPLAYED CORPORATE IRRESPONSIBILITY.

    The creator of "Nip/Tuck" has declared that it is his aim to remove every barrier to depiciton of explicit sex on TV. By paying for "Nip/Tuck," you are supporting him in this aim.

    Therefore, I am hereby joining with the Parents Television Council in calling upon you to stop paying for the shameful gross-out content of "Nip/Tuck."

    I suggest that you read the summary of "Nip/Tuck's" content which the Parents Television Council has compiled (see below), and then decide whether this is the image you want American consumers -- your potential customers -- to have of your company.

    With my support, if XM SATELLITE RADIO persists in its financial backing of "Nip/Tuck," the Parents Television Council will do everything possible to ensure that your potential customers become aware of the "Nip/Tuck" content that your company's commericals are paying for.

    Here is a summary of the first-season content on "Nip/Tuck."

    [WARNING: The following content summary during "Nip/Tuck's" first season is explicit and will be EXTREMELY offensive to many. Bear in mind that it appeared on basic-cable television where it was available to millions of children.]

    GRAPHIC SELF-CIRCUMCISION SCENE: Dr. McNamara's son, Matt, performs a circumcision on himself at home. Since his girlfriend is turned off by his extra foreskin, Matt decides to go to a website and learn how to perform the operation on himself. Matt removes his pants. We see Matt's upper body. We hear the instructions going on in his head: "For the first cut, grip the foreskin and pull it out. Cut in circular motion in a thin quarter inch strip." We see him looking down as he cuts at the foreskin of his penis. We see him shudder, then he looks at his hand, which is covered in blood. He faints.
    FOUL LANGUAGE: In describing a liposuction he did on a patient's chin, Dr. Troy says: "I sliced that bitch's waddle off 15 months ago." ... Drs. McNamara and Troy talk about a patient who wants to have sex with the latter in return for not reporting a surgical error; Troy says, "Are you actually telling me to stick my dick in the Crypt Keeper to make your mistake go away?" ...Words like asshole, shit, tit, and dick are commonplace...

    In a recent episode, Kimber says: "I'm the one with candle wax burns on her ass. I'm the one standing out on the street corner with her tits hanging out. I bust my butt to fulfill every sexual desire you have. I want a little goddamn appreciation."
    Other examples of foul language:
    Troy: "20 milligrams of Vicodin and a blowjob will clear that right up."
    Troy: "You know what they say, for every beautiful woman there is a guy who is tired of screwing her."
    Troy: "You are the hottest piece of ass in this place. And you're mine. But if I am going to do this one woman thing, I can't be with just one woman."
    Lexy: "I read this thing in People about 12 year-olds giving blow jobs to

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  25. Re:corporate corpus by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ma Bell is now several corporations, which, if combined, would be much larger than their predecessor. What do you call that, parthenogenesis? No, corporations are virtual, totally unlike the very real human.

    Enron is in the midst of restructuring various businesses for distribution as ongoing companies to its creditors and liquidating its remaining operations. Ken Lay, after years BBQ'ing and praying in Texas, was just indicted, so he's going to have to work again for awhile. Probably to avoid jail in exchange for not talking too much about that Afghan gas pipeline his buddy Dubya tried, too late, to get from the Taliban. Meanwhile, they continue to operate, though without the market confidence required to make new contracts. But their existing contracts continue to squeeze California, Oregon and Washington dry. That's not much like a person, either. By now, a consumer from the Pacific coast, a pensioner from the Gulf coast, or an investor from the Atlantic coast would have strung up Mr. Enron, or splattered his brains across a boardroom table. Mr. "Brains" Lay will instead be treated with much more luxurious respect and autonomy than would any disembodied organ.

    Corporate fines are financed by credit and revenue. Limited liability and "restructuring" are synthetic corporate operations impossible for humans. Corporations can be "put on hold", be in many places (or nowhere) at once, deliberate without cross-examination - all impossible for humans. Otherwise, we never would have invented these monsters to do our bidding - we'd just stick to real people, who don't cost an extra thousand bucks to incorporate.

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