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419ers Diversify Into Assassination Threats?

Richardsonke1 writes "Just when you thought 419ers couldn't get any worse, now they are sending death threats, according to a story at The Register. The emails require you to 'produce a mandatory sum of US$40,000.00 {FOURTHY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS} only,into our account given below in nigeria within ninety six hours{96},alternatively you will be SNIPPED and GUNNED down during the period of our oncoming anniversary of fifty years.' All joking of 'snipping' aside, for those people who fall for regular 419 emails, this would terrify many gullible web users."

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  1. Stephen King dead today... by rarose · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...after failing to pay Nigerian hitman.

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  2. YRO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Since when are assassination threats considered part of My Rights Online?

    1. Re:YRO? by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 5, Funny

      Since when are assassination threats considered part of My Rights Online?

      Your right to be online is dependent first on your right to live. When your right to live is revoked, indirectly, your right to be online is too. Q.E.D.

  3. Wow by blurfus · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think I could afford FOURTHY thousand dollars (American or otherwise) ;)

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    1. Re:Wow by Alien+Being · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dear Towogbola,

      Fourthy-thousand dollars seems like a reasonably low sum to pay for the privilege of not being snipped, but, with two kids in college, cash flow is a problem for me now and I just don't have that much money on hand.

      I would be willing to send you $12.95/month if you would reduce the threat from snipping and gunning to something less severe. I'm sure I could withstand a few hours in the comfy chair.

      If this doesn't seem like a good deal to you, then I know of another way that I could pay you the cash. I assure you that this is completely legal! A long lost relative of mine from Germany left me five million Euros in a Swiss bank account. Perhaps you, with your banking connections could help me get the money out of switzerland.

      Please send me 8000 US DOLLARS so that I can submit the necessary applications.

      Sincerely,

      Icabod Slipp

    2. Re:Wow by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know, if you had gotten snipped a long time ago you wouldn't have to worry about putting two kids through college...

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  4. what about the real death threats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great!

    Now I have to read even more spam in order to filter out the fake death threats from the real ones!

    What happens if I mark a real death threat from my arch-nemesis as spam? I won't be ready to protect myself.

  5. Snipped ... and baited! by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 5, Funny
    I can't wait to see this sort of scam get baited. They are assuming you are relatively gullible, with lots of money...

    Subject: Business proposistion

    Dear Assassination Corp:

    In light of the information you have provided about a contract on my life, I would like to propose a counter contract for the identity and termination of the person whom has contracted my death.

    Please contact me with details.

    Let the bidding war begin!

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  6. Can I get a "do-not-assassinate" cert? by SmoothriderSean · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're going about this all wrong. Personally, I'd pay 5 or 10 bucks to have a certificate mailed to me from Nigeria certifying that I have indeed paid my way out of being "snipped".

    1. Re:Can I get a "do-not-assassinate" cert? by b0r0din · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, that'd be a great name to use when replying to 419 spams.

      Peter Vas Deferens, German Chancellor to the Office of External Organs.

      "Dear Mr. Ngubu,

      I can easily provide a massive tool to assist you in the process of removing your fourthy million dollars. As I have said previously, if you show me yours, I'll show you mine."

    2. Re:Can I get a "do-not-assassinate" cert? by ThisIsFred · · Score: 5, Funny

      What's this shit?! I already signed up for the Do-Not-Assassinate list. See, I told you those things aren't enforceable!

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  7. could be a good development by nanojath · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If major governments can be convinced these are "terroristic threats" we might actually get some police action against these annoying criminals.

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  8. Well then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guess we have all the proof and reason we need to invade Nigeria now.

    1. Re:Well then... by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Guess we have all the proof and reason we need to invade Nigeria now.

      Ummm....

      The word is liberate not invade.

      Are you actually trying to get yourself sent to a re-education camp or something?

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  9. uhhhh by Klar · · Score: 5, Funny

    That was a scam?!?!

    1. Re:uhhhh by XMyth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well if you paid them (and you're still alive), it seems like they delivered on their end of the deal. Doesn't sound like a scam to me.....=)

    2. Re:uhhhh by YankeeInExile · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...I have a rock here that keeps away tigers.

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    3. Re:uhhhh by Bigby · · Score: 5, Funny

      You probably got scammed out of $39750. I was lucky enough to realize a fourthy thousand dollars is only $250. You sucker....(dead)

    4. Re:uhhhh by Mr+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

      You scared the hell out of me. I thought you had my rock for a second and I had to check the room for tigers. Fortunately, I still have mine. The guy that sold it to me told me it was the only one! Small world eh?

    5. Re:uhhhh by hesiod · · Score: 5, Funny

      > The guy that sold it to me told me it was the only one!

      That was me, and they ARE different. His keeps away tigers with hair, yours keeps away tigers with teeth. You are better protected from any bald tigers out there ready to pounce. Of course, the ones with dentures can still be troublesome.

  10. FBI by herrvinny · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At least this should bring in the FBI. Death threats crossing state lines has to qualify as an FBI/Justice Department investigation. Perhaps even the State Department if the email was really sent from a Nigerian server.

    1. Re:FBI by AK+Marc · · Score: 5, Interesting

      At least this should bring in the FBI. Death threats crossing state lines has to qualify as an FBI/Justice Department investigation.

      Interstate fraud should involve the FBI as well, but they don't fully investigate 419 cases now. Until someone is gunned down, I expect the FBI will (probably unofficially) tell anyone that reports the emails to ignore them, despite the clearly illegal content.

  11. Offended...??? by Core-Dump · · Score: 5, Funny

    Note : - Your death has been paid for by someone you offended sometime

    Bloody ex-wives.. i knew they were up to no good..

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  12. 419 by QEDog · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It is getting more and more difficult for 419spammers to make money. Why? Because of the many people that are responding to them just to make fun of them (as reported many times before in /.). I've done it, and collected some funny pictures too, and then moved on. Some of my friends are still in the hobby of making fun of them, and they tell me it is getting increasingly harder to get any pictures from them.

    It seems to me that the traffic of people making fun of them (baiters) is very high compared to the dumb people falling for the scam.

    In fact, I've been following my friend's baits, and the scammers seem desperate, unwilling to cooperate if you ask for a picture of them or any other information. Contrast this with many months ago where they would take any pictures that you asked them.

    Since most of the baiters play along with the scammers story to ridiculize them, the scammers are getting desperate and started to use this new scheme. It is hard to play along with a death threat, compared to, a petition of money for a church in nigeria.

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  13. No Problem...I'll be Glad to Pay by Schlemphfer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm more than willing to hand over my 30% share of the 27 million dollars left by Sani Abacha, the late Nigerian dictator, if they call off assassinating me.

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  14. So when a mail like this hits Bush's email account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So when a mail like this hits Bush's email account (taking in mind Dubya knows how to operate 'that Internet thing') , that would be a threat to him.
    Would that finally let some agency take some serious actions against those scammers ?

  15. Re:Maybe... by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 5, Funny

    So my years of using president@whitehouse.gov to register on forums and such has not been in vain?

  16. Sure ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Mr Assassin

    I am willing to pay the 40.000 USD to you as soon as possible.

    However, since my money is an old war treasure (33.234.177 USD exactly) locked in an anonymous account in the Canaries, in order to pay you, I need someone in your country to act as intermediary. And God has put you on my way to help me achieve this holy task.

    I just need you to send me 28.000 USD in advance processing fee and...

  17. You inthenthitive clod! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't theathe him - he typthes with a lithp.

    1. Re:You inthenthitive clod! by blurfus · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am tho thorry...

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    2. Re:You inthenthitive clod! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That doethn't thound thinthere.

  18. Re:SNIPPED by smittyman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somebody I knew sometime ago used the most annoying Nailclippers. The sounds he produced were SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP. All day long SNIP SNIP SNIP. I always hated that guy, I bet he is the one who is out to get me....I better pay, dying by nailclipper could take a long time........

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  19. Yay, now I'll get spam saying: by Gentoo+Fan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Enlarge your penis... OR DIE!!

  20. What happens.... by i8a4re · · Score: 5, Interesting

    when they send this e-mail to a Federal Agent, Judge, etc. personal e-mail address? Making a death threat on any of these persons is a felony and the US could seek extradition. Or mayby W. would consider this a terrorist threat and deliver a $40,000 piece of ordinance via the U.S. Air Force.

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    1. Re:What happens.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Making a death threat on ANYBODY is illegal, not just a judge or agent. If you get e-mails like this, print them out, headers and all, and contact your local law enforcement until they get pissed off enough to deal with it.

      This is great. This is something the police know how to deal with - death threats. This isn't some dodgy dumb scam now, this is something they can beat someone up over, and they like that.

    2. Re:What happens.... by wintermute740 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "when they send this e-mail to a Federal Agent, Judge, etc. personal e-mail address? Making a death threat on any of these persons is a felony and the US could seek extradition. Or mayby W. would consider this a terrorist threat and deliver a $40,000 piece of ordinance via the U.S. Air Force."

      Now why would the 419ers need a toilet seat?!

  21. Thats what YOU think! by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Check this out!

    Might be worth 40k not to have this guy chasing you around with those...

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  22. Account Info by screwballicus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The surprising thing is that this individual provided bank account info.

    This leaves the scammer far less anonymity than he would normally seek to have.

    Especially given that this was a death threat, revealing account info of the sender or an associate of the sender on the first email seems not only out of character for scammers (who are increasingly protective of personal details recently) but downright stupid.

  23. The wrong idea by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 5, Funny

    It sounds to me like somebody got the wrong idea with everybody raving about how much they love SpamAssassin. It was probably somebody who does not understand English very well (most likely from Soviet Russia) mistakenly thinking that people love it when spam assassinates you. Ah, the dangers of taking Slashdot too literally.

  24. Re:Oh wow, good call. by mattjb0010 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Section 323 of the Nigerian penal code:
    Any person who, knowing the contents thereof, directly or indirectly causes any person to receive any writing threatening to kill any person is guilty of a felony, and is liable to imprisonment for seven years.

    So no we're going to have start calling them 323s.

  25. I would like to think so... by Rev.LoveJoy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Some years ago, my then fiancee had been receiving death threats via email from a long time stalker. Even though the stalker was not technically savvy and left tracks all over his yahoo.com mailing, the FBI was not interested in purusing antying.

    The Portland, OR field office told me, "Work it out with your local authorities, if they cannot help you, contact us." Now, keep in mind that I did my homework before calling the field office. Yahoo.com was even good enough to provide a free phone call from their legal council (kudos yahoo!) to explain to me *exactly* what I needed to do such that they could assist the authorities in a full investigation.

    To make a long retort simply longer, the local yokels didn't know what to do. We got no joy with them because basically, the stalker had never shown up and brandished a weapon, or somehow vandalized property in a way we could proove or shot her dead on the doorstep.

    We ended up getting results by simply *daily* badgering the detective who took the case. I walked him through everything from "how email works for dummies" to speaking with the DA to subpeona Yahoo.com for their mail records.

    The whole ordeal took several months and the FBI's part in the entire deal (even though, as you correctly point out, these were serious threats of bodliy harm across state lines) was a fart in a hurricane. I would like to be able to give them props, but without a corpse, they apparently did not feel motivated.

    Cheers,
    -- RLJ

    PS - serious note: I am amazed how many people I have related this story too who either know somebody in a similar situation or have been in this situation. Fixing this problem in my lady's life is one of the most positive things we have done to date. If you have questions how it worked or how to go about this, email me, I will respond - greg.crowe@gmail.com

  26. This is not new by lone_marauder · · Score: 5, Informative

    Page 25 of this pdf has a sample of this scam from when it was sent via snail-mail in 1994.

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  27. Start responding to these people. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I'm serious.
    It worked with mortage spammers, and I'm convinced that it would work equally with 419 spammers. It attacks them via the same statistical model that they use.

    Spamming is based on two sem-related statistics:

    1. If you send your request for business/money to enough people, even an abysmally small response rate will allow you to make money.
    2. anybody who knows about spammers knows not to respond.

    What we're currently suffering under is #2: That was the initial response to spammers -- don't respond, and hope that they go away. Unfortunately, that's overwhelmed by #1. We just got it a bit wrong.
    It's not that we shouldn't respond to them -- it's that we should not give them our business.

    If everybody who was annoyed by spam (i.e. everybody reading this) spent 1 minute a day doing something intended to annoy the spamming community, we'd make their life hell. Remember: there's thousands of times as many of us as there are of them. 1 minute a day times the billion or so internet users out there would come to millions of man-hours would come to about 50,000 man-years per month. Even if our one-minute of work cost them an average of one second to respond to it, that would come to ovef 10,000 man=years/to deal with our counter-spamming over the next year -- and that's 24hour day years, not 8-hour shift-days.

    Considering that there's only supposed to be about 100 or so hard-core spammers out there, that means that we're looking at about 100 person-years which means that (at 3 shifts/day), that each spammer would have to hire about 300 people just to shift thru our responses to find legitimate 'marks'.

    And there are other things we can do to them too...

    • Engage them in useless conversations.
    • find out which credit cards they accept, and write/phone those companies asking them to dump them. (enough requests will cause them to do a profit-loss analysis)
    • do anything you can think of that would cause them to lose time/money/energy.
    Don't let the above list limit you. Come up with your own ideas. Remember -- You don't have to spend a large ammount of time on this. More to the point, you shouldn't spend a large ammount of time on this. The strength is in the numbers.
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