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419ers Diversify Into Assassination Threats?

Richardsonke1 writes "Just when you thought 419ers couldn't get any worse, now they are sending death threats, according to a story at The Register. The emails require you to 'produce a mandatory sum of US$40,000.00 {FOURTHY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS} only,into our account given below in nigeria within ninety six hours{96},alternatively you will be SNIPPED and GUNNED down during the period of our oncoming anniversary of fifty years.' All joking of 'snipping' aside, for those people who fall for regular 419 emails, this would terrify many gullible web users."

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  1. Stephen King dead today... by rarose · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...after failing to pay Nigerian hitman.

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  2. YRO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Since when are assassination threats considered part of My Rights Online?

    1. Re:YRO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Since when are assassination threats considered part of My Rights Online?

      I'd say you have a right not to be threatened with assassination by scammers online.

    2. Re:YRO? by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 5, Funny

      Since when are assassination threats considered part of My Rights Online?

      Your right to be online is dependent first on your right to live. When your right to live is revoked, indirectly, your right to be online is too. Q.E.D.

    3. Re:YRO? by Richardsonke1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Don't ask me. I submitted the story and set it as "index" (the default) and for some reason the editor put it under your rights online.

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    4. Re:YRO? by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Since when are assassination threats considered part of My Rights Online?

      Maybe we're moving toward the world of H. Beam Piper's Lone Star Planet, where gunning down legislators was declared a legitimate expression of one's right to political speech.

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    5. Re:YRO? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'd say you have a right not to be threatened with assassination by scammers online.

      So would the FBI, looks to me like the 419 gangs have passed way over the line here, if it can be verified.

      The situation in Nigeria is that bad as the government is, the alternatives are worse. The religious fruitcakes in the north want to impose Sharia law first then massacre the Christian population or force them to convert. The current government was installed after a series of brutal military dictatorships.

      The 419 gangs have murdered quite a few people over the years, but these were mostly people who had become embroiled in their schemes and thought they were helping with illegal money transfers.

      Threatening murder is the type of crime that rates calling the ambassador for that country in to account and issuing an ultimatum.

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    6. Re:YRO? by rooijan · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are correct, the term 419 does refer to the Nigerian penal code. However, it has long since been used as a general term for the type of letter we all know and love promising untold riches because you are a person of esteemed trustworthiness.

      It is in such general use these days to describe any such letter that it no longer can be applied solely to Nigeria - only Nigeria can fix violations of its 419 code, but many other countries, African and otherwise, need to fix violations of their own versions of the laws (whatever number they may have.)

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    7. Re:YRO? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Informative
      They could be Zimbabwean as an example, or maybe they're Kenyan - hell, maybe they're South African like me. For that matter, what if they're Tibetan?

      I have regular contact with the FBI on spam related frauds. The gangs behind the vast majority of the advance fee frauds come from Nigeria.

      Sure some of the frauds mention other countries, the gangs have started to find that people are very suspicious of anything from Nigeria. There was a recent spate of advance fee frauds that did come out of South Africa. The authorities quickly arrested a Nigerian gang.

      Since Tibet is currently occupied by the PROC I don't think it likely that the gangs would want to operate from there and face their type of justice.

      No, the scams are only possible if you have a failed state that does not have functioning law enforcement. The FBI have been working with the Nigerian govt. to get standard laws on the books to allow money transfers etc to be traced and money impounded. The govt. has been much better at this than catching the criminals.

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  3. Wow by blurfus · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think I could afford FOURTHY thousand dollars (American or otherwise) ;)

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    1. Re:Wow by Pirogoeth · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hope you weren't planning on kids in your future. Looks like you're getting snipped...

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    2. Re:Wow by Alien+Being · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dear Towogbola,

      Fourthy-thousand dollars seems like a reasonably low sum to pay for the privilege of not being snipped, but, with two kids in college, cash flow is a problem for me now and I just don't have that much money on hand.

      I would be willing to send you $12.95/month if you would reduce the threat from snipping and gunning to something less severe. I'm sure I could withstand a few hours in the comfy chair.

      If this doesn't seem like a good deal to you, then I know of another way that I could pay you the cash. I assure you that this is completely legal! A long lost relative of mine from Germany left me five million Euros in a Swiss bank account. Perhaps you, with your banking connections could help me get the money out of switzerland.

      Please send me 8000 US DOLLARS so that I can submit the necessary applications.

      Sincerely,

      Icabod Slipp

    3. Re:Wow by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know, if you had gotten snipped a long time ago you wouldn't have to worry about putting two kids through college...

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  4. what about the real death threats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great!

    Now I have to read even more spam in order to filter out the fake death threats from the real ones!

    What happens if I mark a real death threat from my arch-nemesis as spam? I won't be ready to protect myself.

    1. Re:what about the real death threats by CPM+User · · Score: 2, Funny

      Spamassasin will be aptly named - if the 419'ers actually kill you, it will be spamassasin's fault...

  5. The Scary Thing is... by trippinonbsd · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know more than a few people who would absolutely go nuts if they got this email. Oh and obligatory joke...
    1) Send Death Threat Emails
    2) Watch Money Roll In
    3) Profit!

    You dont even need the question marks.

  6. Snipped ... and baited! by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 5, Funny
    I can't wait to see this sort of scam get baited. They are assuming you are relatively gullible, with lots of money...

    Subject: Business proposistion

    Dear Assassination Corp:

    In light of the information you have provided about a contract on my life, I would like to propose a counter contract for the identity and termination of the person whom has contracted my death.

    Please contact me with details.

    Let the bidding war begin!

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    1. Re:Snipped ... and baited! by Em+Ellel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It may be illegal, but for any sort of prosecution, someone must complain - and who will complain if that means they will go to jail?

      -Em

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  7. Can I get a "do-not-assassinate" cert? by SmoothriderSean · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're going about this all wrong. Personally, I'd pay 5 or 10 bucks to have a certificate mailed to me from Nigeria certifying that I have indeed paid my way out of being "snipped".

    1. Re:Can I get a "do-not-assassinate" cert? by Bigby · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or send them some of your hair in an envelope and say, "To save you the trouble, I snipped myself. See the enclosed hair."

    2. Re:Can I get a "do-not-assassinate" cert? by AnonymousKev · · Score: 4, Funny
      You won't laugh about being "snipped" when you discover they're talking about your vas deferens !

      Now, where did I put that Forthy-Thousand Dollar bill?

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    3. Re:Can I get a "do-not-assassinate" cert? by b0r0din · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, that'd be a great name to use when replying to 419 spams.

      Peter Vas Deferens, German Chancellor to the Office of External Organs.

      "Dear Mr. Ngubu,

      I can easily provide a massive tool to assist you in the process of removing your fourthy million dollars. As I have said previously, if you show me yours, I'll show you mine."

    4. Re:Can I get a "do-not-assassinate" cert? by ThisIsFred · · Score: 5, Funny

      What's this shit?! I already signed up for the Do-Not-Assassinate list. See, I told you those things aren't enforceable!

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    5. Re:Can I get a "do-not-assassinate" cert? by XO · · Score: 2, Funny

      If I could use Photoshop or GIMP to any satisfying effect, I would create a fourthy-thousand dollar bill and mail it to them.
      postage due from recipient of course

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  8. Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Write back and ask if they take paypal.

  9. could be a good development by nanojath · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If major governments can be convinced these are "terroristic threats" we might actually get some police action against these annoying criminals.

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    1. Re:could be a good development by 4of12 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If major governments can be convinced these are "terroristic threats" we might actually get some police action against these annoying criminals.

      OTOH, with millions of spam-related "terrorist threats", they will dilute the focus of the authorities assigned to investigate the real thing.

      This is almost as bad as the dilution in the term "terrorist", which gets applied overly broadly by government officials trying to garner support for ventures and programs that would not otherwise have any such deep and broad support.

      It's like omnibus legislation, but in the lexicon.

      Maybe this will work: 9/11 - herbal viagara - 9/11 - herbal viagara ....

      Have we got an associative image yet that will help me sell herbal viagara, or are you just getting subconsciously anxious about terrorist blowing up your private parts?

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  10. Well then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guess we have all the proof and reason we need to invade Nigeria now.

    1. Re:Well then... by i_should_be_working · · Score: 3, Informative

      they do have alot of oil

    2. Re:Well then... by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Guess we have all the proof and reason we need to invade Nigeria now.

      Ummm....

      The word is liberate not invade.

      Are you actually trying to get yourself sent to a re-education camp or something?

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  11. uhhhh by Klar · · Score: 5, Funny

    That was a scam?!?!

    1. Re:uhhhh by XMyth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well if you paid them (and you're still alive), it seems like they delivered on their end of the deal. Doesn't sound like a scam to me.....=)

    2. Re:uhhhh by YankeeInExile · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...I have a rock here that keeps away tigers.

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    3. Re:uhhhh by Bigby · · Score: 5, Funny

      You probably got scammed out of $39750. I was lucky enough to realize a fourthy thousand dollars is only $250. You sucker....(dead)

    4. Re:uhhhh by Mr+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

      You scared the hell out of me. I thought you had my rock for a second and I had to check the room for tigers. Fortunately, I still have mine. The guy that sold it to me told me it was the only one! Small world eh?

    5. Re:uhhhh by hesiod · · Score: 5, Funny

      > The guy that sold it to me told me it was the only one!

      That was me, and they ARE different. His keeps away tigers with hair, yours keeps away tigers with teeth. You are better protected from any bald tigers out there ready to pounce. Of course, the ones with dentures can still be troublesome.

    6. Re:uhhhh by d_jedi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Homer: How does it work?
      Lisa: It doesn't. It's just a stupid rock!
      Homer: I see. Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.

      (I like pointing out the obvious)

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  12. FBI by herrvinny · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At least this should bring in the FBI. Death threats crossing state lines has to qualify as an FBI/Justice Department investigation. Perhaps even the State Department if the email was really sent from a Nigerian server.

    1. Re:FBI by AK+Marc · · Score: 5, Interesting

      At least this should bring in the FBI. Death threats crossing state lines has to qualify as an FBI/Justice Department investigation.

      Interstate fraud should involve the FBI as well, but they don't fully investigate 419 cases now. Until someone is gunned down, I expect the FBI will (probably unofficially) tell anyone that reports the emails to ignore them, despite the clearly illegal content.

    2. Re:FBI by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      At least this should bring in the FBI. Death threats crossing state lines has to qualify as an FBI/Justice Department investigation. Perhaps even the State Department if the email was really sent from a Nigerian server.


      I think you have some serious and fundamental misunderstandings of the various departments and their functions.

      The CIA: these are the spys. They gather information on terrorist threats outside of the country. Examples would include things outside our borders that threaten the profits of American corporations.

      The FBI: they investigate crimes within the US that threaten the profits of American corporations. Examples would include arresting Russian software developers who give speeches that embarass American corporations.

      The Secret Service: they raid and destroy game developers, go after counterfiters (again, profits) and protect the president (so he can protect the profits).


      The Nigerian death threats do not fall within the above described charters. At present, these spams are not affecting the profits of American corporations, and thus not on anybody's radar.

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  13. Maybe they've gone to far... by venicebeach · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps now that the scammers have crossed this line they will get the attention of law enforcement. Sending a death threat is illegal, is it not? I realize that scamming people out of money is also illegal, but in this case it seems like the initial email is already crossing the line...

    1. Re:Maybe they've gone to far... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sure hope we can finally get some real action now from all that (USA) government we pay for. I used to think I was doing the upstanding thing by occasionally taking the time to go to the FBI web site where they had an on-line form to report 419-like activity.

      One of the questions was "Have you lost any money to [the scammers] yet?". At first I thought that question was trying to assess the degree of response that might be required, i.e., "You actually lost money? Then we'll work hard to catch the crooks and recover the stolen property", but in reality, I learned later, they were asking to see if I was engaging in criminal activity, i.e., "You sent them money? Fool, you deserve to lose because you were trying to obtain the promised windfall, which would be illegally transferred funds!"

      You see, it is not illegal for the 419'ers to present these fabricated scenarios and ASK someone to send money. You ignore them and no crime has been committed, hence no call for law enforcement, a priori. The law gets broken when they actualize the extraction of your cash under these false pretenses, but then at that point you are complicite in moving the illegal activity forward.

      Death threats, on the other hand are in fact illegal.

    2. Re:Maybe they've gone to far... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      The United States Secret Service has been dealing with 419 scams in the US for years, and they even have a page dedicated to it.

      http://www.secretservice.gov/alert419.shtml

  14. Choices by bluelip · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I'd rather be sniped than snipped. OUCH!!!

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    1. Re:Choices by Schwartzboy · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have to agree with you there. I mean, really...there's always another autographed special-edition James T. Kirk toupee on eBay within an hour or so of me getting sniped out of the last one, so what's the problem?

      Now, snipping, on the other hand, detracts from the value of said toupee...

      Wait, I've said too much. Don't snipe my stuff, you commie bastards!

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  15. Crossing the Line by Quirk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a death threat. The State Dept. of the countries involved have a responsibility to protect its citizens. No matter how inept the method might be the threat stands and needs to be addressed.

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    1. Re:Crossing the Line by freeze128 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This just proves that countries that don't have the resources to apprehend these scammers shouldn't even be allowed internet access.

      If you can't play nicely, you don't get to play at all!

  16. Not to mention . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It makes your country and INSTANT TERROR THREAT TO THE US. Prepare for parking lot status.

  17. Snipped... by mdvlspwn99 · · Score: 3, Funny

    New weapon for Counterstrike, large shears! Prepare to be snipped!

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    1. Re:Snipped... by sampowers · · Score: 2, Funny
      Obligatory Big Lebowski quote:
      Those nihilists are gonna cut my dick off, man!
  18. Offended...??? by Core-Dump · · Score: 5, Funny

    Note : - Your death has been paid for by someone you offended sometime

    Bloody ex-wives.. i knew they were up to no good..

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  19. 419 by QEDog · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It is getting more and more difficult for 419spammers to make money. Why? Because of the many people that are responding to them just to make fun of them (as reported many times before in /.). I've done it, and collected some funny pictures too, and then moved on. Some of my friends are still in the hobby of making fun of them, and they tell me it is getting increasingly harder to get any pictures from them.

    It seems to me that the traffic of people making fun of them (baiters) is very high compared to the dumb people falling for the scam.

    In fact, I've been following my friend's baits, and the scammers seem desperate, unwilling to cooperate if you ask for a picture of them or any other information. Contrast this with many months ago where they would take any pictures that you asked them.

    Since most of the baiters play along with the scammers story to ridiculize them, the scammers are getting desperate and started to use this new scheme. It is hard to play along with a death threat, compared to, a petition of money for a church in nigeria.

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    1. Re:419 by HBergeron · · Score: 4, Funny

      hard to play along with a death threat? Not at all, just write back that you double dog dare them to take a shot at you, in fact, make it easier for them by giving them your real name and address: Darl Mc.........

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    2. Re:419 by Zachary+Kessin · · Score: 2, Funny

      I sometimes ask them to send me a car as sign of good faith. So far no car has shown up. I'm not holding my breath.

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    3. Re:419 by ajs · · Score: 4, Informative

      Even in jest. Even in part. It's neither funny nor reasonable to suggest sending an assassin after your political or financial enemies.

      Let's not even joke about the open source movement stooping to those levels, please.

  20. Someone's been paying attention to the news. by ZeroGee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a logical step, after all the recent kidnappings / beheadings that have been going on in the Middle East.

    Prey on people's fears -- that they could be snatched in broad daylight.

    People won't fall for this (they might forward it to the police department, but people pay these guys in their ignorant attempts to GAIN money), but I do like the possibility of having government agencies now taking action due to actual threats being involved.

  21. No Problem...I'll be Glad to Pay by Schlemphfer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm more than willing to hand over my 30% share of the 27 million dollars left by Sani Abacha, the late Nigerian dictator, if they call off assassinating me.

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  22. Chill out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The 420 guys are so much cooler than the 419 guys.

  23. insanity. by randyest · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Note : - Your death has been paid for by someone you offended sometime ago and it will be adviceable that you co-operate with us a.s.a.p.

    TOWOGBOLA .A.JOHNSON SECRETARY.


    Oh please. "Someone" from "sometime" ago. $40k to not kill me. Riight. I guess, as the article mentions, this might be a little scary if it's, say, you're first email ever. But c'mon -- some anonymous hotmail account which has never been linked to me gets such a threat, and I'm supposed to worry enough to send $40k to a stranger? They'd need to include at least some personal info (name, address, car make/model/color, what I'm wearing and doing right now, etc.) to make it scary.

    I don't see how this can work as well as the "traditional" greed-exploiting 419 scam.

    And, assuming the bank account info is legit, seems like the authorities could put the smack down on this silliness pretty quickly.

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    1. Re:insanity. by randyest · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nice work but the advantages of being too lazy to update win the day: I moved 6 months ago (to another place in Natick,) and my current car is dary grey. But the last name's right. :)

      Your point is well taken, but since I know I make no effort to hide such info about me, I wouldn't be all that shocked to find that someone knows it (as I'm not in this case.)

      I like the other ACs suggestion -- include just enough vague details with few enough common options each (hair/eye color, car color, some random names of "friends," etc.)

      Mail that out to enough people and someone dumb enough matching enough of your guesses is bound to bite . . .

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    2. Re:insanity. by ajrs · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dear Randyest,
      your Karma has been targeted by somebody who was denied mod points by your incitefull post. You will be meta moderated as TROLL and it will be adviceable that you co-operate with us A.S.A.P. Please to send fourty thousand us dollar.

      TOWOGBOLA .A.JOHNSON SECRETARY.

  24. Re:(forgot my accont info) Minor Nit by Quirk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe they offer the victim the choice of being emasculated or gunned down.

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  25. So when a mail like this hits Bush's email account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So when a mail like this hits Bush's email account (taking in mind Dubya knows how to operate 'that Internet thing') , that would be a threat to him.
    Would that finally let some agency take some serious actions against those scammers ?

  26. Cynicism underrated by Woogiemonger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We should have a licensing program to use the internet. You should be required to answer a set of questions asking you about life in general. If the results say you think everyone is out to get you, then you are adequately prepared to use the internet.

  27. Re:Maybe... by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 5, Funny

    So my years of using president@whitehouse.gov to register on forums and such has not been in vain?

  28. these people are just dumb by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In the current international climate, why would anyone send out stuff that could be considered terrorism? Now, they actually stand a decent chance of being caught. Before, it was only a minor annoyance to international law enforcement. Now, the senders are far more likely to be caught and punished severely.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that from our viewpoint though :)

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  29. I wonder... by jotok · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Item: DHS is highly concerned with any kind of hacking or spamming under the umbrella of "critical infrastructure protection."

    Item: the US has already been spun up once before by snipers and the threat thereof.

    Question: Given the above, do you suppose that this kind of thing will be taken seriously by the government? Or, perhaps, the proper terminology would be "Too seriously."

    And if so, what would be done about it? Probably nothing overseas; but what about the thousands of COMCAST and Cox Cable customers who leave themselves wide open to being hijacked to relay spam?

  30. Sure ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Mr Assassin

    I am willing to pay the 40.000 USD to you as soon as possible.

    However, since my money is an old war treasure (33.234.177 USD exactly) locked in an anonymous account in the Canaries, in order to pay you, I need someone in your country to act as intermediary. And God has put you on my way to help me achieve this holy task.

    I just need you to send me 28.000 USD in advance processing fee and...

  31. You inthenthitive clod! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't theathe him - he typthes with a lithp.

    1. Re:You inthenthitive clod! by blurfus · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am tho thorry...

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    2. Re:You inthenthitive clod! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That doethn't thound thinthere.

  32. Re:SNIPPED by smittyman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somebody I knew sometime ago used the most annoying Nailclippers. The sounds he produced were SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP. All day long SNIP SNIP SNIP. I always hated that guy, I bet he is the one who is out to get me....I better pay, dying by nailclipper could take a long time........

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  33. Yay, now I'll get spam saying: by Gentoo+Fan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Enlarge your penis... OR DIE!!

    1. Re:Yay, now I'll get spam saying: by BetterThanCaesar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Enlarge your p3n1s... or get snipped! Well, then you'd really need the enlargement.

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  34. please don't snip me by enrico_suave · · Score: 3, Funny

    aren't there enough problems in the world without drive by hair cutting?

    e.

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    1. Re:please don't snip me by FauxReal · · Score: 2, Funny

      aren't there enough problems in the world without drive by hair cutting?

      It's about time someone did something about those unruly mullets!

  35. I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm confused. I don't follow email scams, but if these scammers want to make money they have to offer some valid place for fools to send their money. Shouldnt there be a trail leading back to the scammers? How else are they going to collect their money?

    I don't see why these folks arent "out of business" already.

  36. What happens.... by i8a4re · · Score: 5, Interesting

    when they send this e-mail to a Federal Agent, Judge, etc. personal e-mail address? Making a death threat on any of these persons is a felony and the US could seek extradition. Or mayby W. would consider this a terrorist threat and deliver a $40,000 piece of ordinance via the U.S. Air Force.

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    1. Re:What happens.... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      An extradition treaty..with Nigeria? Somehow I think not.

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    2. Re:What happens.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Making a death threat on ANYBODY is illegal, not just a judge or agent. If you get e-mails like this, print them out, headers and all, and contact your local law enforcement until they get pissed off enough to deal with it.

      This is great. This is something the police know how to deal with - death threats. This isn't some dodgy dumb scam now, this is something they can beat someone up over, and they like that.

    3. Re:What happens.... by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 2, Funny
      Making a death threat on any of these persons is a felony

      As opposed to making death threats against everyone else (and across state/ country lines, no less), which is perfectly legal?
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    4. Re:What happens.... by wintermute740 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "when they send this e-mail to a Federal Agent, Judge, etc. personal e-mail address? Making a death threat on any of these persons is a felony and the US could seek extradition. Or mayby W. would consider this a terrorist threat and deliver a $40,000 piece of ordinance via the U.S. Air Force."

      Now why would the 419ers need a toilet seat?!

    5. Re:What happens.... by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Making a death threat on ANYBODY is illegal, not just a judge or agent.

      In many places, this would fall under a couple of different statues. Assault, which is the threat of physical harm. In most places, you don't have to actually DO the harm, if "a reasonable person" would believe the threat was genuine.

      Extortion, which is the threat of violence if a term is not met. Obvious, "give me money or I hurt you", which this absolutely is.

      "Terroristic Threat" since it is sent to one or several people, which is using a threat soley for the purpose of instilling fear for any purpose. This would cover stuff like threatening to burn down the homes of anyone of a particular race or religion, for example.

      I am sure that using the Internet would also qualify as a wire transfer of the threat, adding new dimensions. There are also MANY possibilies in Civil Court, such as the proverbial "pain and suffering" of the victim after being threatened.

      That said, I doubt much will come of these, since the police seem to view anything that happens over the internet as a non local issue, unless they are running a sting operation.

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  37. Thats what YOU think! by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Check this out!

    Might be worth 40k not to have this guy chasing you around with those...

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    1. Re:Thats what YOU think! by hesiod · · Score: 3, Funny

      Gotta love the Internet. You can find a link to anything completely unrelated and it's still hilariously pertinent.

  38. better yet by WormholeFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

    reply back and forge your header to potus@whitehouse.gov and ask him to repeat his message

  39. Is the bank account real? by billstewart · · Score: 3, Interesting
    If the bank account's real, it's traceable. Sounds like a good opportunity to get the Fedz involved, deposit a dollar, and see where it goes.

    Of course, that assumes that you're not planning to actually _go_ to Nigeria any time soon. The 419ers do sometimes kidnap and kill suckers who've gone there hunting for their money.

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    1. Re:Is the bank account real? by Ayaress · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ok, here comes the part where I get myself on the FBI watch list...

      My grand father and great grandfather were involved in a "family business" in Detroit from prohibition through the 60's. I've picked up some interesting knowledge from them, but I'm a big chicken, so I've never thought to try any of it.

      For example: If you sell somebody booze in a dry county, then mug them and steal the booze back and sell it again, they can't complain.

      The important one in this case is that if you're going to move illegal money around, you do it in a country with crappy/lax banking laws (or no banking laws), and with a bank that doesn't ask questions, and lastly, in a country that doesn't give a fuck about some American police asking for a search warrant.

      Just about any major money-laundering country would be an ideal spot for the front-end bank account in a scam like this (Belize, assorted other Central/South American countries, etc). From there, you can bounce it around three or four banks on different continents (all of which meet the criteria listed above), and the cost of tracking it become considerably more than the amount of money being moved.

  40. Re:So when a mail like this hits Bush's email acco by abb3w · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So when a mail like this hits Bush's email account, that would be a threat to him.

    Yaas! Based on traffic to a couple of my older accounts, several of the 419 team are using the standard "10,000,000 VAL1D E-MA1LZ!!!" CD of addresses snarfed from UseNet and the WWW. Which, I believe, included "president@whitehouse.gov" in the list of... er... targets?

    On the down side, while the Secret Service have no sense of humor ("We're paid not to", I was once told by a freind who's done Presidential detail), and while they keep a file of EVERY threats, they also don't investigate every threat in merionesianly proctological detail. Of course, they do check out a lot of them, but automated death threats sent to world+dog via e-mail would seem lower down the protective detail priority list than the crayon piece snail-mailed to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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  41. Oh wow, good call. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 3, Informative

    I don't think they'd have to be convinced, I think it actually falls into the law, at least here in the US:

    According to Blacks (Law dictionary):

    A person is guilty of a felony if he threatens to commit any crime of violence with purpose to terrorize another or to cause evacuation of a building, place of assembly, or facility of public transportation, or otherwise to cause serious public inconvenience, or in reckless disregard of the risk of causing such terror or inconvenience. 18 U.S.C.A. 3077; Model Penal Code, 211.3.

    Sounds pretty clear cut. And this is one place where Bush's obsession with invading countries could actually work to our advantage.

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    1. Re:Oh wow, good call. by mattjb0010 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Section 323 of the Nigerian penal code:
      Any person who, knowing the contents thereof, directly or indirectly causes any person to receive any writing threatening to kill any person is guilty of a felony, and is liable to imprisonment for seven years.

      So no we're going to have start calling them 323s.

    2. Re:Oh wow, good call. by Scaba · · Score: 2, Funny

      Doubtful. Bush has a bad habit of invading the wrong countries. He'll probably invade Ghana or the Ivory Coast.

    3. Re:Oh wow, good call. by snolan · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Now, now - Nigeria does have some oil, and they have people in need of help... sounds like a perfect addition to the axis of evil to me...

      Furthermore, the distaction from problems at home ability of Iraq is wearing out, so they need another distraction fast!

  42. Account Info by screwballicus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The surprising thing is that this individual provided bank account info.

    This leaves the scammer far less anonymity than he would normally seek to have.

    Especially given that this was a death threat, revealing account info of the sender or an associate of the sender on the first email seems not only out of character for scammers (who are increasingly protective of personal details recently) but downright stupid.

    1. Re:Account Info by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Or the real sender is an enemy of the person with the account number.

  43. The wrong idea by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 5, Funny

    It sounds to me like somebody got the wrong idea with everybody raving about how much they love SpamAssassin. It was probably somebody who does not understand English very well (most likely from Soviet Russia) mistakenly thinking that people love it when spam assassinates you. Ah, the dangers of taking Slashdot too literally.

  44. Flattery by Penguinshit · · Score: 3, Funny


    Personally, I'd be thrilled to know that I pissed off someone enough to warrant taking out a contract on me.

    perhaps I need to get out more often...

  45. Re:(forgot my accont info) Minor Nit by earthforce_1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would hate to see what they "snippers" would do if they found out you were actually a woman!

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  46. Illegal *where*? by billstewart · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If these scammers are really in Nigeria, then what matters most legally is whether Nigerian law counts emailing a death threat to some foreigner to be a violation of Nigerian law. What matters most in practice is whether you get caught, which depends on whether some police official there feels motivated to do the work to catch you. Under several recent Nigerian administrations, this is closely related to the probability that you've successfully scammed enough money from suckers to be worth hitting up for a piece of the action.

    US law and US Executive Branch practice are hypocritical and schizophrenic. The US doesn't have any jurisdiction outside the US, and the Executive Branch has the policy that US laws don't apply to US government officials outside the US, but they might or might not apply to citizens, and if you do something overseas they don't like, they can kidnap you and haul you in, or confiscate your boat in the "war on drugs" or whatever.

    The chances of getting realistic proactive police support from the US Feds are relatively low, but if you did actually lose money, it's possible that they'll help track down the bank, but they'll probably hit a dead end quickly. The more useful support would be something like telling their embassy that we're more pissed off about death threats than the usual scams against greedy people, or freezing US assets of Nigerian banks that don't cooperate in tracking down the miscreants, but I'm not optimistic.

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  47. This explains the threat level increase... by jeeves99 · · Score: 4, Funny

    This must be the "chatter" the CIA and NSA picked up on when Homeland Security raised the threat level from Mango Orange to WillyWonka Fireball Red. Now if you don't mind, I need to go back to homedepot for duct tape and plastic tarps.

  48. Not Exactly by blunte · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'll bet a mere $10,000 would pay for a PI+hitman to take out the person threatening you. That's a huge savings, and it could be considered self defense.

    So the list works more like this:

    1) Send Death Threat Emails
    2) ???
    3) Die Die Die

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    1. Re:Not Exactly by Idarubicin · · Score: 4, Funny
      I don't know the source of the quotation, but I once heard it said,

      "Never try to extort more than it would cost to have you killed."

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    2. Re:Not Exactly by ChairmanMeow · · Score: 2, Funny

      As a college physics major, I vote for the first option, the free pizza one.

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  49. My Reply by twalls · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear Mr. Johnson, How are you gentlemen. All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA .... Cats

  50. Cheap ordnance by sanctimonius+hypocrt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...consider this a terrorist threat and deliver a $40,000 piece of ordinance via the U.S. Air Force...

    We have ordnance that cheap?

    In fact, we do, or at least we did. There was something called the "lazydog" that was just a fist-sized chunk of iron with fins. They were shoveled out the back of a B-52 from high altitude. Kinetic energy did the rest. I don't know how widely-used or effective they were.


    1. Re:Cheap ordnance by Firethorn · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, we've ruined tanks by dumping concrete dummy bombs onto them from 40k feet. They weren't really 'destroyed', but enough stuff was sprung and dented that it wasn't usable anymore. We did that because they had parked them right next to a school.

      Kinetic kill devices are nice in that they aren't really dangerous after they hit.

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  51. Send Mariam Abacha these guys' bank account number by billstewart · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Many of the old-fashioned 419 scammers want you to send them your bank account number so they can suck money out of it. These scammers give you a bank account number in Nigeria. It should be easy to glue the two together, such as by telling Mariam Abacha that you've got a bank account in Nigeria because your late uncle Fred was an engineer in the oil drilling business and he left it to you in care of Barrister Charles I Allen or Secretary Togowalla.

    Plus you can send the assassins mail saying "My name is Laurent Kabila. You killed my Father. Prepare to die!" from whatever address the regular 419ers are using.

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  52. New type of 419 request by gurps_npc · · Score: 3, Funny
    Dear Sir or Madam, I am sure you have heard of the "419" scam where people with millions of dollars attempt to trick gullible people into paying thousands of dollars in fees to set up accounts to receive the millions of dollars. Wouldn't you like to get into the action?

    I am an experienced 419 scammer, having worked for one of the most famous 419 scammers around, Narob Kulad. I have decided to set up shop on my own and am gathering investors for such a project. Once we have 10 million US dollars, we will begin to send out emails to gullible investors. We only need $34,000 to hit our target of 10 million, and I am selling shares at $1,000 per share to achieve that goal. Our expected return is 400% within one month. We plan on paying back 50% of the profit to our investors at the end of the month and reinvesting the rest for future gains.

    If you are interested in purchasing shares, please write to me at....

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  53. Prague by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sorta like that Czech guy who walked into the Nigerian embassy in Prague and shot some random nigerians, because he was sick of the spam? Ouch.

  54. I would like to think so... by Rev.LoveJoy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Some years ago, my then fiancee had been receiving death threats via email from a long time stalker. Even though the stalker was not technically savvy and left tracks all over his yahoo.com mailing, the FBI was not interested in purusing antying.

    The Portland, OR field office told me, "Work it out with your local authorities, if they cannot help you, contact us." Now, keep in mind that I did my homework before calling the field office. Yahoo.com was even good enough to provide a free phone call from their legal council (kudos yahoo!) to explain to me *exactly* what I needed to do such that they could assist the authorities in a full investigation.

    To make a long retort simply longer, the local yokels didn't know what to do. We got no joy with them because basically, the stalker had never shown up and brandished a weapon, or somehow vandalized property in a way we could proove or shot her dead on the doorstep.

    We ended up getting results by simply *daily* badgering the detective who took the case. I walked him through everything from "how email works for dummies" to speaking with the DA to subpeona Yahoo.com for their mail records.

    The whole ordeal took several months and the FBI's part in the entire deal (even though, as you correctly point out, these were serious threats of bodliy harm across state lines) was a fart in a hurricane. I would like to be able to give them props, but without a corpse, they apparently did not feel motivated.

    Cheers,
    -- RLJ

    PS - serious note: I am amazed how many people I have related this story too who either know somebody in a similar situation or have been in this situation. Fixing this problem in my lady's life is one of the most positive things we have done to date. If you have questions how it worked or how to go about this, email me, I will respond - greg.crowe@gmail.com

    1. Re:I would like to think so... by phyy-nx · · Score: 2, Funny
      PS - serious note: I am amazed how many people I have related this story too who either know somebody in a similar situation or have been in this situation. Fixing this problem in my lady's life is one of the most positive things we have done to date. If you have questions how it worked or how to go about this, email me, I will respond - greg.crowe@gmail.com

      To be honest, I would rather just get an invite to gmail... ;)

  55. Re:This has turned into terrorism... by MSBob · · Score: 4, Funny
    So when does Bush plan on invading Nigeria?

    Since when Bush's invasions have anything to do with terrorism?

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  56. Please Help Me... by PSaltyDS · · Score: 4, Funny

    How do I sign up for the Federal Do Not Assassinate List? I need to know NOW!

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  57. This is not new by lone_marauder · · Score: 5, Informative

    Page 25 of this pdf has a sample of this scam from when it was sent via snail-mail in 1994.

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  58. imagine the mispronounciations by SethJohnson · · Score: 4, Funny


    I doubt Cheney will risk sending Bush out to give a speech about invading a country that can so easily be mispronounced by Bush.

    Bush's thought process--"I know the country is full of black people, but the name doesn't sound like that word for black people. It doesn't sound like that word... It doesn't sound like that word.. Whoops! I just said the word I wasn't supposed to say."
  59. Few men in the USA have any reason to fear by istartedi · · Score: 3, Funny

    Most of us were snipped shortly after birth.

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    1. Re:Few men in the USA have any reason to fear by PsyQ · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ah, yes, strong loss of sensation in the glans, sometimes very painful erections and inability to have sex, as well as the often found damaging of the frenulum during circumcision leading to men with circumcisions only feeling "half of" what an uncircumcised man would feel. Routine infant circumcision just to keep the dollars flowing into the doctors' wallets, that's indeed "Score: 4, Funny".

      Routine infant circumcision gets American docs a few million US Dollars every year, and it doesn't serve any medical purpose at all. It's cleaner? Yes, if you're one of those men who only shower once a month that's true.

      At least those docs who can't make the incision properly are slowly retiring and the younger ones use some sort of funky device to damage the frenulum less, but you still lose the ridged band and a lot of sensation in the glans. Enough of it that many older American men become "physically" impotent or unable to have orgasms years before that would have happened had they been uncircumcised.

      If Americans would cut off half of a girl's clitoris at birth (some African tribes do this), there would be an outrcy. Yet cutting off half of the same structure with men is okay. And doing it without the consent of the child and most often even without informing the parents about the consequences isn't very nice either.

      Check out NOCIRC for some links to more medical information. There are also some links there for getting a fake foreskin back non-surgically with basic household items. It doesn't bring back your frenulum, but at least you'll have the same amount of sensitivity in the glans as an uncircumcised man.

      Sorry for being so off-topic!

      Disclaimer: I'm not even circumcised or American, just trying to get rid of the myth that this procedure is harmless or even useful when it's clearly not.

  60. Not exactly (was Re[2]:Not Exactly) by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's a huge savings, and it could be considered self defense

    It would be self-defense if a guy was sneaking around your bushes with a sniper rifle, not if he'd merely made threats. In order for deadly force to be justifiable as self-defense, there has to be a clear and immediate danger.

    If you took out a contract on the person it would be first degree murder. Maybe the judge would see mitigating circumstances and give you life without parole instead of sending you to the electric chair.

  61. This seems more than just odd... by Thedalek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Okay, the 419 scams are pretty weird to start with, but this... something about it just doesn't ring true. So far, there only seems to be one of these emails out there. It's pretty well known among the web-savvy that if you mention Nigeria in combination with any sum of money, you're probably talking about a scam. Throwing in assassination seems overkill.

    This seems more likely to be a "Joe Job" to get someone else in trouble.

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  62. Oh this is SO bloody OBVIOUS. . ! by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Does anybody really think the CIA or another alphabet soup agency isn't behind this? --That they didn't plant some agents whose job it is to raise distrust so as to facilitate public acceptance of a tidy lock-down of everything, including the internet, at some not-so-distant future date?

    Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot; "They just wouldn't DO something like that!"


    -FL

  63. Nigeria has oil and Christian-killing Muslims by wytcld · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... unfortunately it's mostly Christians on top of the oil (who have their environment totally trashed during extraction), so invading for the sake of the Christians and the oil isn't a coherent policy. (Would we let that bother us?)

    Does anyone know whether most of the Nigerian scammers are Muslim or Christian? The country's split about evenly betweent the two groups. If it's the Muslims, well, some of them are fairly free about killing people....

    On the more serious side (more serious than murder?): Why doesn't the West simply cut off all electronic banking connections into Nigeria? Phone and Internet lines too? Obviously, because they have lots of oil. Still, if we cut them off, and they cut us off, who would give up first? Can the most-populated African country survive without the world?

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  64. Re:send $40,000 or well kill you! by stfvon007 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear assasination company: Im not giving you squat. Ill be waiting for you on the corner of clinton and boardwalk in my hometown on 7/24/04 so you can kill me. Ill be wearing a green shirt and no pants, so ill be easy to spot. COME GET ME! MUAHAHAHA! Sincerely, Hugh Jass

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  65. Start responding to these people. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I'm serious.
    It worked with mortage spammers, and I'm convinced that it would work equally with 419 spammers. It attacks them via the same statistical model that they use.

    Spamming is based on two sem-related statistics:

    1. If you send your request for business/money to enough people, even an abysmally small response rate will allow you to make money.
    2. anybody who knows about spammers knows not to respond.

    What we're currently suffering under is #2: That was the initial response to spammers -- don't respond, and hope that they go away. Unfortunately, that's overwhelmed by #1. We just got it a bit wrong.
    It's not that we shouldn't respond to them -- it's that we should not give them our business.

    If everybody who was annoyed by spam (i.e. everybody reading this) spent 1 minute a day doing something intended to annoy the spamming community, we'd make their life hell. Remember: there's thousands of times as many of us as there are of them. 1 minute a day times the billion or so internet users out there would come to millions of man-hours would come to about 50,000 man-years per month. Even if our one-minute of work cost them an average of one second to respond to it, that would come to ovef 10,000 man=years/to deal with our counter-spamming over the next year -- and that's 24hour day years, not 8-hour shift-days.

    Considering that there's only supposed to be about 100 or so hard-core spammers out there, that means that we're looking at about 100 person-years which means that (at 3 shifts/day), that each spammer would have to hire about 300 people just to shift thru our responses to find legitimate 'marks'.

    And there are other things we can do to them too...

    • Engage them in useless conversations.
    • find out which credit cards they accept, and write/phone those companies asking them to dump them. (enough requests will cause them to do a profit-loss analysis)
    • do anything you can think of that would cause them to lose time/money/energy.
    Don't let the above list limit you. Come up with your own ideas. Remember -- You don't have to spend a large ammount of time on this. More to the point, you shouldn't spend a large ammount of time on this. The strength is in the numbers.
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