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70% Of 2004 Virus Activity Down To One Man

arpy writes "According to a report produced by anti-virus software provider Sophos, 70% of anti-virus activity in the first half of this year can be blamed on Sven Jaschan, an 18-year-old German who wrote the Netsky and Sasser worms. According to the report, "Sasser claimed the top spot of the virus chart, in spite of the raging battle between the widespread Netsky and Bagle worms." The Register has a good summary of the report."

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  1. Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I could of sworn it was Bill Gates..

    1. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by hummassa · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of this was about Bill Gates, the headline would be "99.9% of 2004 virus activity down to one man" :-)

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    2. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by The+Spoonman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Me, I would have placed the blame squarely on all of the admins out there who allowed their systems to be compromised by the worms in the first place. That includes the admins of the e-mail systems of ISPs. It's time to start placing blame where it belongs. Security is a job function, not a function of the system. An {OS/mail system/website/whatever} is only as secure as its admin.

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    3. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Security is a job function, not a function of the system

      Nonsense, it's both. Also, the users count as well. To what degree each factors in is a policy decision - it's by no means absolute.

    4. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Me, I would have placed the blame squarely on all of the admins out there who allowed their systems to be compromised by the worms in the first place.

      You mean that it's Joe user's fault that his DSL connected PC got infected? What do you suggest we do about that?

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    5. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 2, Informative

      You mean that it's Joe user's fault that his DSL connected PC got infected? What do you suggest we do about that?]

      Joe User probably isn't a computer expert, and he isn't PAID to maintain security of a system. Yes, technically he's the admin of his own little PC and DSL connection.

      But I believe the grandparent post was saying to blame "ADMINS," those whose job it is to stop this stuff.

      It's their job to maintain proper security, apply patches, use recent virus software, watch over incoming / outgoing traffic and email, and lock down ports if necessary.

      It's the large centers that really help spread the virus all over the dang place; ISP's, corporations, free email providers, etc.

      Joe Use might spread a small number of people from his Outlook Express address book (who in turn infect another small number). These large data centers can spread hundreds or thousands of users within a few hours if they're not careful.

    6. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by LordGibson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're right, it is time to start placing blame where it belongs - with the bastards writing the viruses and spreading them. I suppose now you want to go after police every time someone gets shot. Surely it's not the fault of the guy pulling the trigger. Damn cops, if they would only get out of the donut shop and do their jobs no one would ever be murdered again. . .

    7. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Jahf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wait, you're saying it is the initial victim's fault that the virus authors wrote malicious code -and- released it publicly?

      I think if you're going to lay the responsibility chain, it lies primarily with the virus author.

      Subsequently, the responsibility lies on the DSL service provider who KNOWS they are selling to often uninformed users and yet fail to provide adequate first (NOC) or second level (CPE) protection for these users.

      Next responsility lands in the laps of those people who wrote software that was prone to infection.

      Last, reponsibility makes it to Joe User at that point and then recycles to the beginning for any systems that his infection spreads to.

      So I, as the end user, have -final- responsibility, but not primary responsibility nor -blame- for the infections. ... Think of it in terms of vandalism ...

      The primary person responsible for vandalism is ... the vandal.

      Subsquent responsibility (for prevention) is law enforcement. Is law enforcement to blame for the vandalism? Only if they do less than is required to reasonably address the situation (I don't expect them to spend all day hunting down the tagger 3 blocks over, but I -do- expect them to patrol all the blocks as much as they can without hampering other worthy law enforcement activities).

      Making the assumption that I know that I live in an area where people are vandalizing property, I will probably buy paint and materials that are durable enough to be washed/repaired (if I don't, we hit the next level) ... it is now the responsibility of that company to make materials that are up to the job. It won't stop the vandals, that is the job of the police, but it should make their vandalism as hard as possible to have a permanent effect.

      Last, I am responsible for -using- the materials above, I am responsible for calling law enforcement if there is an infraction so that they can address it. However, if I fail to do the above all that happens is the 2nd and 3rd levels of responsibility are void. I am still not responsible for the unknown vandal having decided to unleash their frustrations on my neighborhood.

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    8. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by Phisbut · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Are you sure its Sven Jaschan?

      Definately not... The story header here claims that "70% of anti-virus activity in the first half of this year can be blamed on Sven Jaschan", that makes a good headline for sure, but the FA itself says "Sven Jaschan, teenage author of the Sasser worm and member of Skynet, the gang responsible for distributing Netsky, confessed in May".

      So 70% of the virus activity has been done by one group of hackers, not by a single hacker.

      Facts people, we want facts!

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    9. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What do you suggest we do about that?

      Set up virus scanners at the ISP level - any mail that passes through an ISP's MTA gets scanned for viruses, double-extensioned attachments that would indicate possible worm payload (ie: anything that Windows will auto execute) should be bounced back to the sender with an "Unable to relay due to potential virus infection, see [website] for why we blocked this" error with instructions on how to fix it. Of course, that won't kill all routes but it'll guard a lot of people.

      Next block windows RPC ports at the router level, don't even route traffic between subscriber lines within the ISP network - I'm on Zen and, while Zen block access to windows ports from outside the network, once one machine inside is infected it spreads like mad. Some two thirds of my firewall logs are hits from infected machines owned by other zen subscribers. If people need to share files with remote machines they should use tunnels or VPN.

      Finally ISPs should also periodically portscan at least ports 0 to 1024 on subscriber machines and email those running machines without a firewall informing them that they are running a vulnerable box and provide instructions for how to lock it down. Those who fail two months of portscans without providing a valid reason why or start generating virus traffic are sandboxed with restricted email and web access to ISP instructions for how to get out of the sandbox.

      Of course, none of this is actually going to happen because ISPs will see it as likely to scare people off.

    10. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by rainer_d · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > You mean that it's Joe user's fault that his DSL
      > connected PC got infected?

      Yes.
      Just like it's my fault when I never put my car through the yearly inspection and let its brakes rot, I can (and probably will) be made at least partially responsible for the next accident I'm involved - even if some drunken asshole crashes into my car though I have right of way.

      If you don't know how to fix it, pay someone who knows. I have no problem admitting that I cannot fix my own car (I can drive it, and look-up what the various warning-lights mean, mostly resulting in calls to "tech-support") and that I have to pay someone to do that.
      Nobody has problems with that in any other area of modern life !
      Only with PCs and Windoze, the most fucking fragile, error-prone, bug-ridden technical achievement since the invention of the light-bulb people think it's different.

      Now, if people would realize how often their Windows-PC really needs a "service-man" compared to their cars, they'd think twice about buying a computer again - even more so for ones equiped with a Windows-OS.

      Rainer

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    11. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by The+Spoonman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How many ISPs have had their email systems compromised by viruses or worms?

      Sorry, that wasn't properly worded. My intent was to say a mail system that allows them to go through. ISPs are now starting to put spam filters on their mail systems, why not AV filters as well?

      Unless they happen to be using Exchange as a mail server

      I administered Exchange servers for 6 years, never once had a virus on my networks, never once had it used to relay spam, and never once had it compromised. Any Exchange admin who says Exchange can't be secured is too lazt to RTFM and should be fired.

      how long until we start expecting Internet routers to filter out worms?

      About 7-8 years ago when it first started becoming a HUGE issue.

      (which will fundamentally break the Internet even more, btw -- the middle of the Internet is supposed to be a bunch of dumb routers, not smart filters

      That's nice, and the highways are supposed to be havens of safe drivers who never cut anyone off, never drive while talking on the phone and no one needs a license to drive. However, once more and more people hit the highways the government stepped in and started requiring everyone to at least show a basic level of competence before getting behind the wheel. Times change, even moreso with computers and the Internet, and so definitions and paradigms need to change. The idea of a completely free and open Internet is a nice nostalgic memory, but it's over. If we're going to let any person connect to it, we need to put systems in place to protect those people from the predators that exist there.

      Now watch me get flamed for suggesting that poor, "innocent" Grandma on her cable connection should be held responsible for the attacks

      This discussion thread revolves firmly around the idea that Grandma is using Windows, let's change it and assume she's using Linux, setup by her loving grandson to protect her from these kinds of problems. Let's say there's more and more grandmothers out there using Linux in this fashion. How long until a spammer figures out an easy way to get a preconfigured Sendmail on her machine?

      You've received an animated greeting card from your grandson, in order to view it, you'll need the Bebopper plugin! Follow these easy instructions to install it!

      Click this link: www.imaspammer.com/bebopper.rpm

      Click the terminal button.

      Cut and paste this line into the terminal window and provide your root password when asked. That's it, you're done! su rpm -Uvh bebopper.rpm


      Tada! Grandma's now got Bebopper installed. Whose fault is it now? Grandma? The spammer? The ISP? The grandson for giving her the root password?

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    12. Re:Are you sure its Sven Jaschan? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Me, I would have placed the blame squarely on all of the admins out there who allowed their systems to be compromised by the worms in the first place.

      In that twisted logic, I suppose you would blame gunshot victims for not wearing a bullet-proof vest or upgrading to the newest models when better armor piercing bullets came out.

      Are some admins just lazy who don't do their jobs? Yes. But an admin can't always patch right away.

      Remember in most corporate environments, admins can't simply patch a system when a new patch comes out. MS has burned them too many times with bad patches and this problem isn't an issue of the far past. Just last year, MS released a patch that crippled a computer's network connections. They released a fix online for the patch, but if you have no Internet, how do you get it?

      Admins have to test them first before rolling it out. In some cases this may take up to six months. If they put in a bad patch, it's their blame not MS.

      In some companies, admins have been plaqued with downsizes and more duties. This means for some of them security is just another load they have to tackle with normal admin duties.

      I think most admins would not want the 10+ hours it takes to clean up a virus/worm. They don't have much of a choice in many cases.

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  2. In the words of "Pace Picante Sauce" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get a rope.... (raspy cowboy gunslingin' voice)

    1. Re:In the words of "Pace Picante Sauce" by mog007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd hate to be this guy. Just imagine what his first week in jail will be like..

      "So you're responsible for me not being able to read my kid's first email, because the prison had to shut down the library's internet access."

      "Um... no no it wasn't me, I swear!"

      Let the ass-pounding begin.

  3. Also... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny


    > The Register has a good summary of the report.

    70% of slashdottings were caused by Slashdot.

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    1. Re:Also... by gildesh · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, 100% of slashdottings were caused by slashdot.

      Where in the world are you getting your math from?

    2. Re:Also... by preposterity · · Score: 5, Funny

      Speaking of dodgy maths, before my School Certificate (an exam all high school students do in year 10 in Australia), we did some sample questions.

      One of the question had a point with multiple lines coming out of it. The question asked you to measure each angle and to write down the sum of the angles. (Hint: 360deg)

      What was the "official" answer according to the answer sheet published by the Board of Studies? They would have accepted angles between 355 and 365 degrees.

    3. Re:Also... by Chris_Jefferson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well if you could measure multiple angles and get exactly 360, then either you are very good at measuring or cheated. If you just wrote down 360 then you didn't do what the question asked you.. why is giving some leway to measuring stupid?

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    4. Re:Also... by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You're measuring angles with an analog device with at best 1 degree accuracy per angle. When adding such imprecise data, yes, the margin for error increases.

      In fact, there are several lessons to learn from that. E.g.,:

      1. Any experimental data which neatly falls _exactly_ on the theoretical curve, and adds up to _exactly_ the predicted number is most probably cheated.

      I.e., had I been a teacher, I would have been a lot more suspicious of anyone who came with 360 there, than of someone whose angles added up to 355. The guy with 360 probably skipped the last angle and just subtracted the sum of the others from 360. Which is _not_ what was asked.

      2. Be aware of the imprecision involved in any measurement. Be aware how they add up, subtract or multiply. Especially for anyone working in any experimental science. (E.g., physics.) Or with computers.

      I.e., when that board calculated that, within the precision of the measuring device, it can be between 355 and 365, they did their homework. You didn't.

      3. If you work with computers, be aware of the limitations of the data type you use.

      E.g., if I see another clueless burger-flipper using 4 byte floats to hold money amounts in a database program, I'm gonna barf. Doubly so when then they start wondering why their final numbers are some 10,000$ off the mark.

      4. As a corolary, never use == with floating point results. Not even with the most trivial calculations (e.g., that the sum of the individual rows equals what's in the totals field.) Do what scientists and that Board of Studies do: calculate the expected margin for error and use an interval.

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    5. Re: Also... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > an exam all high school students do in year 10 in Australia

      Here in the USA, most of us finish high school within 6 or 7 years.

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    6. Re:Also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful


      You're measuring angles with an analog device with at best 1 degree accuracy per angle. When adding such imprecise data, yes, the margin for error increases.

      IF you are measuring it. IF you know the lines come from the exact same point, THEN you know that any circle around that point is exactly 360 degrees.

      When measuring, the best you can measure is to half the smallest division of the measuring device, if you can even see it.

      When you know universal truths, you can be exact.

      I.e., had I been a teacher, I would have been a lot more suspicious of anyone who came with 360 there, than of someone whose angles added up to 355. The guy with 360 probably skipped the last angle and just subtracted the sum of the others from 360. Which is _not_ what was asked.

      Had I been a teacher, I would be suspicious of anyone, student or otherwise, that had been through a geometry class, and could not make this simple deduction.

      I'm still more suspicious of anyone that thinks they can claim "what was asked" without knowing the exact wording of the question. i.e. you are talking out your ass here.

      3. If you work with computers, be aware of the limitations of the data type you use.

      Working with computers, you should learn how much the precision effects your calculations. If you can CALCULATE to a higher precision, then do so. If you can deduce an even higher precision, then do that instead. The best calculator is still your own head though it may not be the fastest.

    7. Re:Also... by CreatureComfort · · Score: 2, Insightful


      If I ever have an employee look at a circle and tell me he has to measure and add angles to determine it is 360 dgrees around, he'll be flipping burgers the next day. Especially if he comes back and tells me it 365 after measuring.

      One of the saddest things about modern education is that we fail to teach people to use logic to solve a problem, instead of relying on formulas to get the answer every time.

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    8. Re:Also... by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've worked with both Oracle and IBM's DB2. Both offer fixed precision numbers. Even all the single user databases I've used, dating at least all the way back to dBase 2 under CP/M, worked that way.

      And all major languages offer libraries to read and process that as a decimal, not as float. At least in Java it's part of the standard library.

      You know why? Because of the reason I've mentioned in the post you're answering to. Floating point maths errors. It's an issue known since the 60s.

      I.e., I stand by what I've said. If in the program it's read by as a float, then the blame lies squarely with the clueless burger-flipper who's read that data into a float. Someone who didn't even bother learning either the standard database capabilities or the very core libraries of the language, but is paid as a programmer anyway.

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  4. Kill Him! by bwalling · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Probably not a good article to have floating around with your name in it. I'm sure there are plenty of helpdesk personnel, network administrators, and "computer guy" friends who would like to punch that guy in the mouth.

    1. Re:Kill Him! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, without computer screw ups those ppl would be out of a job. I know plenty of techs who enjoyed the extra payday the sasser worm provided.

    2. Re:Kill Him! by KingDaveRa · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sure there are plenty of helpdesk personnel, network administrators, and "computer guy" friends who would like to punch that guy in the mouth.

      Not really. He keeps people like me in a job.

    3. Re:Kill Him! by foidulus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Like his mother? IIRC, he wrote these viruses to increase revenue for his mother's computer consulting business....

    4. Re:Kill Him! by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Funny

      That would be painful to watch.

      There's nothing more pathetic than a bunch of nrds trying to throw a punch.

    5. Re:Kill Him! by hkmwbz · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't know about that. In the martial arts classes I go to most people are typical nerds. They look the part too, but you should see them move while fighting.

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    6. Re:Kill Him! by Ba3r · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If a significant portion of the world's communications and commerce infrastructure can be signficantly effected by the hackings of a disgruntled, alienated minor, perhaps rather than murdering the most likely talented, albeit misguided youth, we could take a closer look at why our infrastructure is so vulnerable.

    7. Re:Kill Him! by pvt_medic · · Score: 4, Funny

      or maybe there is good still in him and we can sway him back to the good side of the force

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  5. Can you say... by Freon115 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Scapegoat?

    Isn't he the one Valve blamed for the HL2 source code theft as well?

    1. Re:Can you say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Scapegoat, my ass. Can you say guilty?

    2. Re:Can you say... by Jeff+Kelly · · Score: 5, Informative

      No that has been a phatbot infection.

      This poor guy may have been arrested for the development of Netsky/Sasser but according to several IT-Newspapers in germany he was not the only one who was developing them. There were some backings and partners who may have made him their scapegoat although these are mainly rumors.

      This guy has also been blamed for phatbot although that one was developed by a different person meanwhile arrested (which at some time in the past had made contact to the Netsky Author)

      Jeff

    3. Re: Can you say... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny


      > Should I put on my tinfoil hat now?

      Yes, it improves our reception.

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  6. Strange coincidence by leathered · · Score: 5, Funny

    70% of virus infections in my neighbourhood are caused by just one woman.

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    1. Re:Strange coincidence by b374 · · Score: 4, Funny
      70% of virus infections in my neighbourhood are caused by just one woman.
      I heard the reason is that one can open her ports in promiscuous mode...
  7. Good or Bad by lachlan76 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To be honest, I'd rather have to do AV work on one virus 70% of the time, and spend the other 30% fixing a couple of others. Maybe write a script if need be, and 70% of the time, I just do the same thing over and over.

    Or, you could spend 10% of the time working on each of 10 viruses. Suddenly, you think, I wish I could be 70% sure what the problem will be, it is alot easier.

  8. What About the Russians? by toonerh · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The mainstream and tech press is always implicating Russian crackers or links to .ru sites... What's the real deal? Someone is feeding us disinformation with a shovel.

    1. Re:What About the Russians? by r00zky · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Someone is feeding us disinformation with a shovel.

      Hi and welcome, you must be new here
      Where have you been the last hmmmmm... 2000 years?

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  9. the bounty wins out by khallow · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Looks like Microsoft indeed had a great idea with its bounty for turning in virus writers. From the article, it appears that the bounty was a key factor in getting this guy caught. And he's responsible for three viruses which are claimed to have caused "70%" of "virus activity" detected by Sophos (whoever those guys are). I assume that means this guy was plenty of trouble for Microsoft.

    You got to wonder why Microsoft never did this before. From a business standpoint, the return on investment for this $250,000 bounty is probably going to be quite impressive.

    1. Re:the bounty wins out by kamelkev · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not sure I follow your "business standpoint" logic. I think it is a bad idea, and bad precedent. Microsoft should be focusing money and energy on their product, not on containment techniques.

      The fact of the matter is that this strategy only works if there are only a handful of people with the knowledge to write the virii, and you think you can catch them all. However this is not the case... several "authors" have proven to be minors, which only demonstrates that the knowledge is widely available to those who seek it out.

  10. In other news... by b374 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...99% of virus activity this year due to bugs / vulnerabilities in products from a single company.

    1. Re:In other news... by benzapp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I take a 2x4 and bash you in the face with it, do we say that your face was vulernable to a natural product moving a moderate velocity?

      Every single thing in nature, and every single thing created by man is vulnerable to SOMETHING. From a natural standpoint, that is what life is, exploitation of other lifeform's vulnerabilities. Millions of bacteria are doing that in your body righ now, the very second you read this.

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    2. Re:In other news... by Lumica · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, it ain't MS fault one can't even write a decent virus on Linux :*) It ain't that easy to spread a virus when everyone you want to infect needs to grab the sources of the virus, compile them, then needs to update a few libs, which will only run with a new kernel, this in turn needs update of [...and so on...]. No virus kid^H^H^Hwriter is up to that challenge, especially since there will be near to no hope getting into the antivir highscore's with this.

  11. Choice quote by TheFairElf · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The computer worm he created continues to spread despite the fact that their creator has been taken out of the equation."
    duh!

    1. Re:Choice quote by dfj225 · · Score: 4, Funny

      And all this time I thought people who wrote worms had to sit there and manually enter IP address for the worm to attack next!

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  12. I can't rightly apprehend this... by DeadVulcan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The computer worm he created continues to spread despite the fact that their creator has been taken out of the equation.

    How on earth must one believe that a worm works (or think that one's readers believe that a worm works) in order for them make such a statement?

    I'm reminded of a great quote by Charles Babbage. Babbage was asked (by a member of parliament... of course) whether his analytical engine will, in spite of being given erroneous input, nevertheless arrive at the desired answer. Babbage's response?

    "I cannot rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that would provoke such a question."

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    1. Re:I can't rightly apprehend this... by julesh · · Score: 4, Informative

      How on earth must one believe that a worm works (or think that one's readers believe that a worm works) in order for them make such a statement?

      I suspect a lot of people think they all get sent directly by the person who wrote them, and that they are somehow under his control.

      But to be honest, I don't think most pepole actually think about how computer programs work at all. They just do.

      It's like when I wrote a chess playing program as an exercise. I showed it off to a friend, and then said I wasn't entirely happy with the way it played. The response: "How can you not be happy? Isn't it playing like you do?"

      Err... no... I didn't just copy my brain directly into the computer, actually.

    2. Re:I can't rightly apprehend this... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...said I wasn't entirely happy with the way it played.

      You need to copy the brains of those chess guys at the RenFests. I have never failed to get my ass handed to me, on a large period-correct platter with a flagon of mead, and a turkey leg on the side.

  13. Still the more dangerous Worm has been Phatbot by Jeff+Kelly · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yeah Netsky and Sasser have gained much more notoriety but actually phatbot has been (and still is) the more dangerous worm/trojan/backdoor around in 2004.

    There are currently several thousend different modifications of phatbot around and in contrast to Netsky/Sasser, phatboy infected systems are being commercially exploited as spam relays for UCE/UBE and Hatemail. In Europe neofascist/neonazi groups use phatboy to finance and also to distribute their propaganda.

    You can buy lists with the ips of compromised phatboy-infected computers to use for your own spam-enterprise. There are even groups which will code you your own version custom-built to your likings.

    Strangely the author of Netsky/Sasser has gained much more public interest. Yeah it was probably more annoying and a real hassle for the sysadmins. On the other hand phatboy is more dangerous than netsky and is actively exploited with criminal intent. Although the writer of phatbot has been arrested as well (coincidently also a german) all you ever hear about is the author of sasser.

    Jeff

  14. An open letter to Sven Jaschan by Schreckgestalt · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Although you may not be able to read this, I still want to shout out a huge thank you.

    THANK YOU!

    People like you help me argument against the beady-eyed managers that a computer-monoculture is bad for business.

    How else could I easily bring Linux or Firefox on Windows to our enterprise customers? And hey, what people know from the office, they will also use at home.

    Not to say that you help the OSS community, but you do.

    Thanks again.

  15. Netsky variants ! by phreakv6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Netsky forms a major share in that 70%.But that is including all its variants.I do not know if u attribute the credits for the Netsky variants [A,B,C,D...] also to Sven.I beleive the variants are from other virus hobbists as well.It is not fair to attribute them all on Sven at a staggering 70%.

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  16. Attention-Seeking Geek by sciop101 · · Score: 3, Informative
    And now the rest of the story!

    "...one of Jaschan's schoolfriends revealed the worm author's identity to Microsoft."

    http://www.sophos.com/virusinfo/articles/netskyher o.html

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  17. As a self-appointed representative of ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Funny
    the top virii writers of the world, we strongly dispute the figures underlying this study. Jaschan, who, by the way, is not certified, has released virii that make up 70% of the recognizable infections. However, the truly top infections released this year have been stealth mutating virii that, to this day, own over 62.7% of the world's Windows computers (including an impressive 71.9% of the Pentagon's Windows laptops). When SP2 is released, they will SPRING into action, finally and gloriously proclaiming their true intent: to get Yahoo Serious a write-in Academy Award. Doesn't have to be for acting. Writing will do.

    I, for one, welcome my Yahoo Serious Overlord.

  18. this reminds me a bit of Vernor Vinge's stuff... by Malor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Vinge is a great(!) SF author. Many of his novels deal with an idea he calls the Singularity; the concept that technology will keep accelerating until we gain the ability to increase our own intelligence, at which point the changes will come so fast that we we will become unrecognizable to pre-Singularity humans.

    One of his fundamental ideas is that the growth of technology will give individuals more and more power. I'm not sure if he explicitly says this himself, but one of his themes is that individual people will have the power of atom bombs. It won't BE atom bombs, it will be something else... like the ability to write viruses.

    In terms of direct harm, it would appear that Sasser may have done more damage than slamming planes into the WTC. Indirect damage, everyone overreacting and doing stupid things, was tremendously greater with the WTC, of course. But in terms of direct, measurable damage ... perhaps Sasser and Netsky were worse?

    Speaking, again, purely in economic terms, I wonder how Sasser and Netsky rate against the Hiroshima or Nagasaki bombs? I realise that the viruses probably didn't kill anyone, and they didn't start or end any wars. We don't feel it as much because everyone paid a little bit, instead of a few people paying a whole lot... but in terms of actual dollars/yen/economic value, I wonder how they compare?

    However that comparison comes out, being singlehandledly responsible for 70% of all virus activity over the last year is *a lot* of power. Vinge's Singularity may not be that far off... assuming we don't virus ourselves to death first, anyway.

  19. Re:Death threats? by lachlan76 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because a guy with a compiler will do alot less damage than a company with a govenment which will do whatever they say.

    Think...how hard is it to clean up Sasser? How hard is it to get DMCA/INDUCE/etc. revoked? Which would you prefer to try?

    And the virus writer who can do this has put a lot of effort into it. MPAA/RIAA/SCO just sue people again, and again, and again.

  20. Once and for all by stud9920 · · Score: 2, Informative

    You DO NOT speak Latin. Stop making up words. There is no plural tu the latin word virus. It means "poison", the plural of which is "much poison" (notice the absence of an s) in most contexts.

    Even if it had a Latin plural, it would not be "virIi". That would be the plural of "virIus" which doesn't exist. It cannot be "viri" either, as this is the nominative plural of "vir" (man).

  21. Re:Death threats? by goldspider · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "Im guessing the general population would want him lynched but these are probably the same sort of people who blame..."

    This guy wrote the worms. He is directly responsible for 100% of the damage they caused.

    I'd say people are justified to be angry at him.

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  22. His mother must be so proud! by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 4, Funny
    The envy of all the coffee mornings.

    "So what does your son do?"

    "He's in prison after writing the worlds most successful computer viruses. Ouch! Don't hit me! Ouch! Stoppp!

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  23. Great job by Wind_Walker · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Yeah, this is exactly what we want to do to virus writers - give them recognition and a "ranking". Jesus Christ on a pogo stick.

    It's bad enough that they feel the need to "compete" against other virus writers for some internet version of "street cred" but now we're fucking ranking them?

    How long until people start writing viruses just to "get points" on some chart somewhere? Christ, you people have no logic whatsoever.

    1. Re:Great job by leo_llew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The ranking comes from an anti-virus company (sophos). Therefore it's in their intention to challange young people to break this particular record... It called "Creating new Market resources"

  24. Odd by transient · · Score: 3, Funny

    Coincidentally, 70% of my voicemail messages are Sophos salespeople. Andrew, if you're reading this: for the love of God, STOP CALLING ME!!!

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  25. Full quote by Sindri · · Score: 4, Informative

    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage (1791-1871)

  26. Assuming the average person lives 701280 hours by Lester67 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And I'm sure more hours than that were spent trying to clean this up... try him for murder.

  27. bored germans on the dole by peter303 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nearly half of german youths ready for work cant find meaningful employment due to the sluggish economy and heavy-handed government regulation of industry. The adult unemployment hovers 10-14%. Germany still widely uses the apprentice system for working youths into the economy, even for white collar jobs. Other youths become perpetual students (6,8,10 years) in the low-cost university system. So there's lots ofidle, creative people to get into mischief.

  28. Re:re by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "More power to him I say.[...] Expecting people 'not' to crack/compromise insecure systems, a daydream you're having"

    Newsflash: the real world was not built on being 100 unbreakable and unpenetrable.

    E.g., your front door would _not_ be unbreakable to someone determined to get past it with an axe. It's a known vulnerability, for the past few thousands of years, and noone's fixing it. Your windows are likely even more vulnerable.

    E.g., locks can be picked. Locks with master keys allow for escalation of privileges by attacking one pin at a time. It's a known vulnerability too.

    The way Real Life works isn't to waste manpower and money to make something 100% impenetrable. Real Life works by basically just setting up a big sign that says "you're not allowed past this point." And if you do, we'll throw your sorry ass in jail.

    That's really all that your front door and lock are: a sign that other people are not allowed past that point. If someone actually does the effort to pick the lock or hack down the door, it's proof enough that they did get their hint to stay out and deliberately circumvented it. So we throw them in jail.

    If someone entered your home, it's not the door manufacturer's fault, it's not the lock manufacturer's fault, it's simply the thief that's to blame. That's the one who deserves some fine time in a state prison.

    That's the security model that the Real World society was built upon. It's not perfect, but it worked wonderfully so far.

    And here's your free complimentary clue for the day: those Windows users' instinctive expectation of computer security is the same. They don't expect their computers to be an impenetrable fortress, since their RL home or car isn't either. They do expect that whoever breaks past the boundary of their home, car or computer be thrown into state jail.

    Unrealistic expectation at the moment? Maybe. But not an _unreasonable_ one. As in: it's not unreasonable to throw the script kiddie or virus writer in jail anyway. Sure, we won't stop trying to make the apps more secure, but in the meantime we also throw the asshole in jail to deter other assholes.

    And maybe it's time to give users what they ask for, instead of idiotically insisting that they addapt to what we feel like programming. Not even just in this aspect. The software industry is a fucking disaster in this aspect, and all this whining about "idiot users" and "idiot managers" is just proof of it.

    Any other industry, they try to make things comfortable and obvious for the user. In the software industry we just call them idiots and have whole sites dedicated to whining about them.

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  29. Re:re by bucky128 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    To use your "real world" model, Windows is not analagous to a locked car sitting on the street in a relatively nice neighborhood. Windows is analagous to a car with all its doors open and a key in the ignition, sitting in the middle of downtown Gotham City.

    It's *going to* get stolen (hijacked) unless you do something about it.

    I'm all for putting this guy in jail. But at the same time, it's unrealistic to expect hackers to stay away from a computer whose OS is full of vulnerabilities, from which they stand to profit.

    You say you want to give users what they ask for....what all MY users are asking for, primarily, is "not to be bothered with this bullshit virus stuff," and the best way to make that happen at this point, IMHO, is to make it far more difficult to gain access to their computers.

    Sure, you can make an example of this guy, but I don't think that's going to stop the tidal wave of virus attacks. Instead of relying on the courts to enforce things like this, I'd much rather see an increase in computer security. Just give all your users personal firewalls (the RL equivalent of locks on their car doors)....something really simple like Zone. Software that DOES make things comfortable and obvious for the user.

    And when the problems go away, they will remember that security, not the court system, solved the problem.

    --B

  30. Re:re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While I agree with the essentials, you are very wrong. Devil in the details.

    My front door is out of reasonable reach except for maybe 15000 people. My computer on cable modem is available to (however many people are on the internet) spread all over the world. This is a fact, and if I sell a door that opens to such a huge number of people, it should be designed to handle it.

    I may want to beat this particular character, or prosecute him. Another fact gets in the way. He is in a different country 9 time zones away. I can't talk to the local prosecutor to get action. I can't even make it an issue country wide, since it is outside of my country. Laws, iow, mean nothing. So again, my door has to be built with that in mind.

    With these realities in mind, perhaps it is sheer incompetence to sell a product that, for example, has ports designed for a lan open to the whole world. Or allows execution of things from who knows where.

    Derek

  31. Wow! Congrats, Sven! by switcha · · Score: 3, Funny

    What an honor! I'd like to send to a congratulations gift. What's your email?

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  32. Kim Vanvaeck by valkraider · · Score: 2, Informative

    The article ( I know, none of you read it ) also talks about Kim Vanvaeck. She was arrested as well.

    The funny part is, she might have been good at code - but she was not good at crime.

    A quick Google groups search comes up with funny stuff. Like her back in 1998 asking for someone to please send her a virus so she could learn about them.

    Or her in a discussion about sleep habits which starts out asking for the best "hacker babe"...

    There are more. But the best part is that in almost all of them she always ties her real name, "Kim Vanvaeck", to her "hacker name", "Gigabyte". It must have taken the authorities a whole 7 minutes to track her down...

    As an aside, anyone able to find a photo of her? This is Slashdot... It would be cool if she was as attractive as Angelina Jolie in the [silly] movie "Hackers". (Why else do you think I would be searching on her name?)

  33. strange comparison by twitter · · Score: 2, Interesting
    A computer virus compared to nuking a city? OK, the capital and effort lost to computer viruses might kill people by creating demands and activities that would not exist. You can say that activity kills people, just as you can compare the number of people who die by various means of producing electricity. More people die moving coal per megawatt than die from moving Uranium. It's more likely, however, that virus writers saving existing lives by reducing the overall economic activity. Destruction is waste. The overall human population will decline under bad a relatively worse off economy, so the net effect of Netsky is to reduce human life and make it more tedious because people are forced to do things they would rather not. A war, in which people and everything they depend on are deliberately targeted is orders of magnitude worse than anything ever created any single script kiddie. Microsoft's efforts at intentional waste, which pervade allmost all production today, might be only a single order of magnitude off from a real war. In short, it's foolish to compare the two.

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  34. It gets worse... by duck_prime · · Score: 3, Funny

    70% of virus infections in my neighbourhood
    are caused by just one woman.

    I heard the reason is that one can open her ports
    in promiscuous mode...

    Yeah, if you want some fast physical I/O and you
    have insufficient cache, just ... buffer.

  35. Seriously. by Rufus88 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why is it that reporters only make boneheaded statements like this when talking about computers? Last week Francis Crick died, and nobody bothered to point out that DNA structure remains double-helical.

  36. You want facts... by rsilvergun · · Score: 2, Funny

    we want sensational head lines and vague generalizations. They're much more fun :).

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  37. Who's numbner two? by FirstTimeCaller · · Score: 2, Funny

    And 23% of all virus activity comes to you courtesy of Margaret Tillman of Chebansee, Illinois who dutifully clicks on every email attachment and forwards every chain email that comes her way.

    Here's to you Ms. Tillman; we salute you.

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