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Lawyer Sues Yahoo for Message Board Name-Calling

Yardboy writes "Yahoo! News has a story concerning one Stephen Galton who has filed a class-action lawsuit against Yahoo claiming the company 'unfairly protected people who post negative messages on its bulletin boards and falsely advertised that it prevents such abusive messages.' Seems he was subjected to name-calling (such as shyster) when he signed up under the username 'stephengalton' in order to respond to a negative post about an unidentified client. As other users chimed in with negative remarks, Galton filed suit against them (it's not clear from the story for what) and sought their personal information from Yahoo via a subpoena. The lawsuit seeks restitution, a permanent injunction and other forms of relief. What's really interesting is all the message board posts relating to the story have been deleted."

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  1. Information by panxerox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's the trouble with the internet and it's rapid and massive stream of information, some of it your not going to like. Find other ways than litigation to deal with it, as litigation just shines a 10 billion candlepower light on it for all the world to see.

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    1. Re:Information by RLiegh · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apparently not, since the posts are all deleted.

      Incidently, here in america, we use litigation for everything. Just the morning I used litigation to open a mayonnaise jar that was wouldn't open.

    2. Re:Information by wankledot · · Score: 4, Funny
      And I will now sue you for using the phrase "was wouldn't open"

      I'm sure a jury will have no problem finding you guilty.

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    3. Re:Information by RLiegh · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sure a jury will have no problem finding you guilty.
      NOT so fast, there. I was snacking on twinkies and coffee; so clearly my violation of the "User Agrees To Preview Each Comment" clause of the slashdot EULA is not MY fault, but the fault of Hostess and Foldgers coffee.

    4. Re:Information by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's the trouble with the internet and it's rapid and massive stream of information, some of it your not going to like. Find other ways than litigation to deal with it, as litigation just shines a 10 billion candlepower light on it for all the world to see.

      Not a problem if you're right, and the guy posting to Yahoo is libeling you.

      Rather than letting 1000 people on Yahoo think Mr. Anonymous is right when he defames me, I'd rather sue him and let that billion candlepower light you speak of illuminate the truth "for all the world to see."

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    5. Re:Information by rk · · Score: 4, Funny

      You may get out of that lawsuit, but you are still clearly in violation of my patent "Decanting a glass, plastic, or other receptacle containing an egg/oil emulsion for food flavoring or other purposes."

    6. Re:Information by djtripp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Coffee cancles the effect of Twinkie induced madness. Twinkies also only work on murder, sub murder doesn't count.

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    7. Re:Information by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Informative
      Apparently so considering the /. readership far exceeds that of any Yahoo message board.
      ... and google searches slashdot, unlike yahoo message boards. Galton blew it.
    8. Re:Information by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny
      Not a problem if you're right, and the guy posting to Yahoo is libeling you.

      Rather than letting 1000 people on Yahoo think Mr. Anonymous is right when he defames me, I'd rather sue him and let that billion candlepower light you speak of illuminate the truth "for all the world to see.

      ... then there's the problem that people will perceive you as an unprofessional crybaby and a litigious bastard, and SCO will demand $699 for using their IP.
    9. Re:Information by Random832 · · Score: 3, Funny

      my patent "Decanting a glass, plastic, or other receptacle containing an egg/oil emulsion for food flavoring or other purposes."

      However, that can be worked around via my patent of "dipping into the jar", which is available royalty-free under an open-license for anyone who does not have similar patents or who makes their own patents available to the public on similar terms.

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    10. Re:Information by Wavicle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not a problem if you're right, and the guy posting to Yahoo is libeling you.

      IANAL, but... Don't you also have to show that a reasonable person would read the posting, believe it, and in some way (maybe not investing in your company) damage you?

      If someone writes "That investment was stupid, he should stop smoking crack," they may be libeling you, but the lawsuit wouldn't fly.

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    11. Re:Information by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I believe the relevent term for this guy is: pwn3d

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    12. Re:Information by B747SP · · Score: 5, Funny
      litigation just shines a 10 billion candlepower light on it for all the world to see.

      Whereas if your story makes the slashdot front page, you can take it as a given that sooner or later someone is going to google about looking for you, find a photo of you, and link to it for all the world to see that you really do look like "overly robust geezer that makes a living walking behind the elephant with a shovel."

      Man, if I looked like that, I'd be busy keeping my self out of public view, not inspiring the whole planet to take a look at my fat, ugly, shyster mug!

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    13. Re:Information by gregorio · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Whereas if your story makes the slashdot front page, you can take it as a given that sooner or later someone is going to google about looking for you, find a photo of you, and link to it for all the world to see that you really do look like "overly robust geezer that makes a living walking behind the elephant with a shovel."

      Man, if I looked like that, I'd be busy keeping my self out of public view, not inspiring the whole planet to take a look at my fat, ugly, shyster mug!
      While I think the said lawyer clearly exaggerated on his answer to the name-calling situation, I must say to you that every single action you take in real life might be associated to a price you are not willing to pay.

      I'm very serious about that. While it sounds (and it actually is) easy to say these kind of things about someone, using your computer, it does not mean that what you just did is not something serious.

      A lot of crimes are very easy to commit, but they will not give the society less reasons to punish you for what you did. And they are still crimes, and still wrong, no matter how innocent they might seem to you.

      No matter what you think about how this guy looks like, he is still have his right to care about his reputation and not be publicy ridiculized by a bunch of people who has not grown (sometimes mentally) up yet. Your freedom to say things about him stops exactly at the start of his rights to a fair treatment and to not be humiliated.

      And again, no matter what do you think about him, he still have his rights, and they should be respected.
    14. Re:Information by colmore · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Galton only "blew it" if he loses his case and foots a big bill. He's a lawyer. I doubt very much he's sitting up at night really worrying about curbing those mean ol' internet insults. This guy's after the money. Most likely he will get a large out of court settlement from Yahoo, since I'm sure they don't even want to play around with the chance that their message boards could be regulated out of existance.

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    15. Re:Information by the_brat_king · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where the hell are we given such a right as to "fair treatment and to not be humiliated"?
      While it's not very nice to say that the wanker bastard is a fat shit-shovelling blowhard shyster, if it's your OPINION, you have a right to state it... He has a right to retort, but not to tort. You have no right to not be offended, and arguing any differently would offend me and therefore nullify your argument.

    16. Re:Information by rtechie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This guy's after the money. Most likely he will get a large out of court settlement from Yahoo, since I'm sure they don't even want to play around with the chance that their message boards could be regulated out of existance.

      Doubtful. Yahoo! isn't going to pay this guy a dime, ever. Paying him off will simply encourage thousands of other people to make similar claims (as undoubtably thousands of people are insulted every day on Yahoo! message boards). Yahoo! has way more money than this loser, who has a case virtually without merit.

    17. Re:Information by WoodenRobot · · Score: 2, Funny
      "Decanting a glass, plastic, or other receptacle containing an egg/oil emulsion for food flavoring or other purposes."

      Meh. Broad and speculative claim. That'll never stand up to scrutiny in court. Clearly you're attempting to use the patent in an anti-competitive way, look forwards to my lawsuit, buddy.

      Your litigiously,
      Mr. Heinz.

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    18. Re:Information by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whatever happened to freedom of speech? I know you can be sued for libellous speech but I also believe that it would need to be reasonable shown that people would believe this. In any case, calling a fat person fat is not libellous. You might have trouble with shyster since you would need to show they are a shyster, but fuck sakes, he's a lawyer and that is automatic qualification into the shyster category. I'd say that an anonymous posting on a website wouldn't carry the necessary weight to be believable by the common man, and thus wouldn't qualify for libel...but then IANAL.

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    19. Re:Information by Brightest+Light · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "...still have his right to care about his reputation and not be publicy ridiculized by a bunch of people who has not grown (sometimes mentally) up yet. Your freedom to say things about him stops exactly at the start of his rights to a fair treatment and to not be humiliated."

      What the hell are you talking about, exactly? "Rights to not be humiliated"? What nation do you live in that gives its citizens a right to not be humiliated? The same with a "rights to a fair treatment". Here in America, where I'm from and whose laws I'm basing my statements from; you have a right to state your opinion about somebody or something, as long as its not slanderous or libelous, which only a judge in a courtroom can decide.
      For example, I will now state my opinion that you are an asscandle. That is a pretty fair statement, I think. That statement is not slander, because it was not spoken; nor is it libelous unless a judge decides that I had knowledge that you are in fact not an asscandle, and I made that statment maliciously.

      I know of no "right to care about one's reputation" either, but I will agree with you that people generally expect to be able to defend their reputation. The gentleman in question was at one point called a "shyster". Let's see what dictionary.com has to say about that:

      shyster n. Slang: An unethical, unscrupulous practitioner, especially of law.

      It is my opinion that filing lawsuits against a message board because some of its members said things you didn't like to hear is the action of a shyster lawyer. Despite what you seem to think, people (at least here in America) do have a right to state their opinion, which generally includes ridiculing people, most especially when their actions are deserving of ridicule. Unless its slanderous or libelous (which only a judge can decide), at which point they're open to legal action.

      Your freedom to say things about him stops exactly at the start of his rights to a fair treatment and to not be humiliated.
      It is my opinion that you sir, are an asscandle. Possibly a fucktable as well, depending on your reaction to this post.
      So sue me.

    20. Re:Information by Xyrus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So let me get this straight. You're saying that it should be a crime to call someone names?

      You're kidding right?

      What about letters to the editor, opinions, etc. etc. .

      If I think G.W is an utter moron who's running this country into the ground, I shouldn't say anything because it might hurt his feeling?

      This is the INTERNET. This is a PUBLIC FORUM. If you don't like what someone is saying IGNORE THEM or FIGHT BACK.

      Some people didn't like what this guy did or was doing. They called him on it. Some responses were probably a little immature. GET OVER IT!

      For fucks sake what kind of precedant is this setting. I've had people say not so nice things about me on the internet. So what? It happens. Not everyone you come across is going to like you or what you do. Imagine some big corporation suing you for posting a bad review about their product. What would your reaction be to that?

      Oh...and you're a big fucking pussy. Sue me. :P

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    21. Re:Information by baalz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Come on, are you serious? Setting aside the fucked up legal system in this country, you're actually saying the laywer has a moral right to not be called names? Don't get me wrong, trolls are only slightly better than lawyers, but Jesus Christ if you're so thin skinned that a 14 year old can make you cry I'm not sure what you're doing on the internet. Gimme a break, you can't enter a flame war than cry foul when the trolls show up. IMHO this is a big part of whats wrong with America. A "right" not to be humiliated in a public place. Gimme a break and learn how to live in the real world. Dealing with rude people is a necessity of living in the modern world, trying to sue them away seems so counterproductive as to be almost a parody.

  2. Protected speech by BWJones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yo Stephen! There is this little thing called the First Amendment to the Constitution that has something to do with another something called free speech. Grow up and learn how to deal with the kids on the playground.

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    1. Re:Protected speech by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, I've heard of them. Yahoo didn't engage in them. So what's your point?

    2. Re:Protected speech by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It seems like there are a number of lawyers who have not yet figured out that the first amendment does in fact apply on the internet, as we can see by these examples. Although this is becoming a little less common, many business owners/managers have tried to have critical websites shut down for little reason other than they don't like what is being said.

    3. Re:Protected speech by BWJones · · Score: 4, Informative

      Standard defense of libel or slander would include 1) speaking the truth, 2) statements of absolute or qualified privilege and 3) which is the most important and relevant here: Fair comment which means we are all free to state what is on our minds concerning public interest as long as there is no direct malicious intent.

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    4. Re:Protected speech by Bill_Royle · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The first amendment doesn't apply to this. A private entity has the right to restrict what is transmitted or stored on privately owned property. If the server or service was located on governmental property of some sort, then yes, it would be a violation. However, it wasn't.

      This guy is out of luck, regardless. Google and Yahoo can get away with passing the information on without editing, as they serve as intermediaries, not initiators - at least they can in the US.

      The irony here is that a shyster can generally be determined by the frequency with which the attorney sues... so even if he does get to court and gives a compelling case, he's basically showing the characteristics of one by suing everyone he can find.

    5. Re:Protected speech by Compholio · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shhhh! If he finds out about /. we're all screwed!

    6. Re:Protected speech by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Neither should be crimes. Lying should only be illegal when it is done on the witness stand.

      Actually, lying to a police office (or other govt. official) who is conducting an investigation is a crime in the US. It is called "Obstructing Justice". You have the right to say nothing, but you don't have the right to say something false. Of course, neither apply here, the lawyer is just a pussy. Yahoo users keep posting new comments, and Yahoo keeps deleting them.

      Oh wait, I just looked again, now over 100. Holy shit, Yahoo is getting slashdotted, lol

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    7. Re:Protected speech by Bull999999 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yahoo didn't publish those messages, the users did. It's like suing the phone company because someone called you a dork on the phone.

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    8. Re:Protected speech by wrf3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      ... the lawyer is just a pussy,

      Oh, great. Now all of /. is going to be sued.

    9. Re:Protected speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually in some countries (notably Australia and some other commonwealth nations) speaking the truth is NOT a defense against a slander charge. Example: John calls Mary a whore in order to harm her reputation. It's not relevant in those countries whether or not Mary engages in prostitution, it's only relevant if the "whore" statement is harmful to Mary's reputation and if John intended his comment to be harmful in that manner.

      Sounds freaky to Americans, but it's true. It's a bit of a legally enforced if-you-can't-say-anything-nice-don't-say-anything- at-all rule. The result, unfortunately, is that you pretty much can't criticize anyone or anything without exposing yourself to some legal risk (not that people don't do it anyway).

      I'm not sure if it's that way in Canada, but there was that one government minister who was forced to resign after calling President Bush a moron. Maybe just a coincidence.

    10. Re:Protected speech by localhost00 · · Score: 5, Informative
      Ever heard of libel or slander?

      Yes I have. Libel is making a false statement of a person. Calling him a name is not a true or false statement, but is rather opinion. Libel is not calling someone an asshat or shyster. Libel is saying he killed Nichole Brown Simpson. Libel is saying he accepted money from Evil, Corp. when in fact he didn't.

      Libel is the difference between demeaning opinions and demeaning false statements.

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    11. Re:Protected speech by strider44 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And as an addon, you have to look no further than the Great Firewall of China to see that free speech isn't constitutional everywhere.

    12. Re:Protected speech by B747SP · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Google and Yahoo can get away with passing the information on without editing,

      Right up until the bit where they set themselves up as editors. Deleting the 'offending' posts, if in fact they have done that, constitutes an edit. Now, they're not intermediaries any more, they're active participants, and they're editors. They put them selves in the sights of some dodgy lawyer as a result.

      this is the single biggest problem that I have with all forms of censorship. Even the stuff that your boss installs to block pr0n and warez and b00bies from the office web proxy. Apart from the fact that those tools fundamentally do not work, he's setting himself up for the one day when poor sensitive Mrs Jones over in accounts catches a glipse of a goatse man or a tubgirl that the filter somehow missed. The shyste^W^W^W^W^W^Wlawyers words go something along the lines of "You undertook to protect Mrs Jones from such horrors when you installed the content filter, and you failed your duty to Mrs Jones when she saw tubgirl. J00 15 ownz3d. Giz bulk cash!".

      Filtering or editing in any commercial and/or public context is just plain dumb.

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    13. Re:Protected speech by doodlelogic · · Score: 4, Funny
      Shhhh! If he finds out about /. we're all screwed!

      Only those of you with mod points!
      I knew there was an advantage to being a newbie.
    14. Re:Protected speech by ynohoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think spreading irrelevant, reputation-damaging, information is something that should be allowed.

      What are you thinking? That's the business model of the entire tabloid press!

  3. Next Case by darth_MALL · · Score: 5, Funny

    The State vs. @55|-|@t-84

  4. You don't know who I am Stephen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... but you're a weenie!

  5. Stephen Galton's Contact Info by ambrosine10 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I assume this is him?

    sgalton@galtonhelm.com

    Go on, tell him what you think.

    1. Re:Stephen Galton's Contact Info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Boy is that man ugly! I think that with a mug like that, he should have sued his mother for punitive damages.

    2. Re:Stephen Galton's Contact Info by redcaboodle · · Score: 2, Funny

      What do you think he paid law school with?

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  6. sgalton@galtonhelm.com - (213) 629-8800 by Jailbrekr · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://news.messages.yahoo.com/bbs?action=m&board= 37172369&tid=nmtechyahoomessagesdc&sid=37172369&mi d=60

    I think its important to post this information, before yahoo deletes it.

    Please note that I am not posting anonymously. :)

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  7. Suing for namecalling? He is a shyster. by OldSchoolNapster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously pal, your not doing your profession any favors here.

    1. Re:Suing for namecalling? He is a shyster. by 0x0d0a · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem isn't really that someone is a lawyer. Being a lawyer is simply a profession that involves knowing a lot of laws and how they interrelate and have been judged on in the past so that you may advise people.

      The problem is that we in the United States did a poor job of setting up our court system, with extremely lucrative punitive damages. As a result, it is very profitable to prosecute bullshit lawsuits, and a number of people, not surprisingly, do so.

      Furthermore, it turns out that most people are irrational and swayed by emotion, and those that serve on a jury are no different -- hence efforts by lawyers to try to sway jurors, and the perception of them as manipulative people.

      We recognize that our country has issues with its legal system; the problem is that we then blame lawyers for it.

  8. Cry baby by cytoman · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This lawyer must be really without any clients if he has the time to pursue such a stupid claim!!!

    Stephen Galton cry-baby, "waa waa, these people are calling me names and making me cry, waa waa".

    Sheesh! Get a life, find more useful things to do in life, idiot!

    How many times do these lawyers need to be reminded of the 1st amendment and right to free speech??? Don't they learn about this in law school?

    Reminds me of a '00 story when Microsoft tried to sue /. over some postings here!!

    1. Re:Cry baby by robochan · · Score: 5, Funny

      The problem with lawyers is that 99% of them give the rest a bad name.

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  9. Slashdot effect.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wonder how this Lawyer is gonna feel when he sees a zillion Slashdot users calling him "Loser" or worse...and lemme guess next case... Lawyer vs. The rest of us...*sigh*

  10. As per an earlier story... by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 5, Funny

    I nominate this litigious asshole to be a Lawyer in Space... With no space suit.

  11. Re:sgalton@galtonhelm.com - (213) 629-8800 by Jailbrekr · · Score: 4, Informative
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  12. Step 2 discovered! by Ghoser777 · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Get insulted on slashdot
    2. Sue Slashdot and those who insulted
    3. Profit!

    Man, that applies to me in so many other online forums... I could make billions... or even millions! Bwahahaha!

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  13. Messages deleted? by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
    > What's really interesting is all the message board posts relating to the story have been deleted."

    Well then, if someone's being defamed or libeled, and all the defamatory or libelous comments are deleted, then any accusation that the message board that hosted the defamatory or libelous comments would be questionable at best. One might go so far as to say that the sort of person who'd press a suit accusing the message board provider of negligence in such a situation was an ambulance-chasing shyster with less personal appeal than the Goatse Guy... except, of course, that anyone who said such a thing would probably open themselves up to a defamation of character suit from Mr. Goatse himself.

  14. You missed the point by nasor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He isn't claiming that the critical comments on yahoo aren't protected speech under the first amendment; he's claiming that yahoo failed to fulfill their promise to prevent abusive postings, which doesn't have anything to do with the first amendment.

    1. Re:You missed the point by nwbvt · · Score: 4, Informative
      I'm curious, where does Yahoo! promise to prevent abuse postings? I'm going through their TOS and I see no guarentee that abusive postings will be prevented.

      I do see the following:

      Yahoo! does not control the Content posted via the Service and, as such, does not guarantee the accuracy, integrity or quality of such Content. You understand that by using the Service, you may be exposed to Content that is offensive, indecent or objectionable. Under no circumstances will Yahoo! be liable in any way for any Content, including, but not limited to, for any errors or omissions in any Content, or for any loss or damage of any kind incurred as a result of the use of any Content posted, emailed, transmitted or otherwise made available via the Service.
      Which seems to throw out his argument. Just below that it does say
      You agree to not use the Service to:
      1. upload, post, email, transmit or otherwise make available any Content that is unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, tortious, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, libelous, invasive of another's privacy, hateful, or racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionable;
      but then it continues
      You acknowledge that Yahoo! may or may not pre-screen Content, but that Yahoo! and its designees shall have the right (but not the obligation) in their sole discretion to pre-screen, refuse, or move any Content that is available via the Service. [emphasis mine]
      So it sounds like to me that they can remove the content he objected to as it is arguably harrassing or defamatory, but they are under no obligation to prevent it.

      If you can find anything on Yahoo!'s site that goes against that, feel free to post it.

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  15. give me a break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    what kind of example is this for kids. i mean you get called names, aren't you supposed to say "stick and stones can break my bones but words won't hurt me"??? And so you get called a few names, it's not a big deal. Stop being so sensitive and take it in stride. Just because you're a lawyer doesn't mean you can sue the crap out of anyone

  16. We're all gonna get sued... by JDRipper · · Score: 2, Funny

    If this lawyer sings up for an account on Slashdot, he's gonna have a field day.

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  17. What if....... by theJerk242 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What if slashdot got sued (via class action lawsuit) for all the trolls?

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  18. No control over content by Zaranne · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yahoo!'s user agreement doesn't protect someone from being abused like that. At least that's not how I read it. It states the user is responsible to NOT post such abusive things, and that Yahoo! cannot control what its users try to post (to a certain degree). It also states that a person may be exposed to things that will offend them. Therefore, Stephen, by registering with Yahoo! he agreed that this stuff might happen.

    Another case of someone just trying to make a buck.

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    1. Re:No control over content by riptide_dot · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yahoo!'s user agreement doesn't protect someone from being abused like that. At least that's not how I read it. It states the user is responsible to NOT post such abusive things, and that Yahoo! cannot control what its users try to post (to a certain degree). It also states that a person may be exposed to things that will offend them. Therefore, Stephen, by registering with Yahoo! he agreed that this stuff might happen.

      What better way to prove to your potential customers that you REALLY know law, so therefore they should use you for all their legal needs, than to sue Yahoo when people call you bad names? Oh, wait - he accomplished exactly the opposite of that. I hear Burger King is hiring...

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  19. Frivilous Lawsuits and Abuse of the Law.... by HighOrbit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ....is almost completely committed by lawyers. This yet another example why America needs tort reform now! On a related matter, the regulation of lawyers by the state bar associations (which are not gov't bodies but are more of a lawyers guild) needs to end. Lawyers should be regulated and punished by *state* (i.e. gov't) institutions elected by the people (not appointed by other lawyers). Only when lawyers like this guy are punished and possibly stripped of their licences will this kind of abuse end. I won't even go into how much lawyers have caused the price of medical care to rise with fivilous lawsuits......

    1. Re:Frivilous Lawsuits and Abuse of the Law.... by apc · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This is frankly bullshit. I'm an attorney in Pennsylvania. I am regulated by the disciplinary board of the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania. The Supreme Court of Pennsylvania is elected (not appointed, elected), by the people of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. If a person has a complaint about my conduct as a lawyer, it goes to the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania. When I make out my check to renew my license every year, it's to the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania. Most states, at least in the eastern part of the US, are like this. Many states, including my neighboring state of New Jersey, post details of all ethics investigations of individual lawyers on their Disciplinary Board websites, whether the lawyer is found guilty or not. Incidentally, I've never seen a state do the same for doctors and malpractice complaints. Or engineers and structural failures. I had to pass an intensive background check before I was able to work in the profession I devoted three years of study to. How about you?

      The ABA, Pennsylvania Bar Association, Philadelphia Bar Association, etc. are *private organizations* which collect dues. Many lawyers aren't members.

      It never ceases to amaze me, as a former network consultant, how people who would scream and yell at the slightest sign of ignorance of a computer-related topic are perfectly willing to make the most outrageous statements about other people's livelihoods (which, let me assure you, require equally arduous study as CS) without the slightest bit of knowledge to back them up.

      Some lawyers are crooks. Some doctors are incompetent bunglers. Some politicians are liars. And some slashdot users? Can't spell "frivolous..."

  20. Let's get this straight. by Exmet+Paff+Daxx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A lawyer posted on Yahoo to protect his reputation, was attacked by a bunch of faceless Anonymous Cowards, and is angry because he can't determine their identity because Yahoo's "moderation system" won't filter them out?

    Sounds like your typical Slashdot user.

    I think among the Slashdot crowd it's of course common knowledge that Yahoo deletes comments all the time, just like Slashdot does. Slashdot has endured legal challenges from the DMCA and weathered them nicely, but this is an entirely different branch of law. Are dicussion sites breaching an implied contract with the user when they fail to protect them from trolling and abuse? Slashdot does its best to prevent this sort of thing, remember the Farenheit 9/11 story in which all Republicans were IP banned from posting - that shows what an effective moderation system can do (and by the way if there are any stupid Repubs in the audience, no, keeping you from posting isn't censorship, silly). But what if an effective moderation system isn't enough to protect us? What then?

    If Yahoo loses this suit one could only expect a Slash or Scoop based site to be next. Given that Slashdot is a special case, utilizing a full time staff with unlimited moderation power to instantly IP ban anyone who disagrees too much - but what if even that isn't enough?

    We need to brainstorm new ideas for protecting online users from harassment if this lawsuit goes through. The web site you save may be your own!

    On a side note, include an email address and link to twenty deleted Slashdot comments for a free Gmail invite. Hint: Slashdot has only deleted about 700 comments.

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    1. Re:Let's get this straight. by Izago909 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Scientology comment was the most advertised removal on slashdot. What's worse than a cult? A cult with thousands of highly paid lawyers that leech money from the ultra-rich.

  21. Stephen Galton a pseudonym by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 2, Funny

    His real name is Steven Bosell.

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  22. Been there, done that by prostoalex · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I worked as a contractor for a company that was at the height of the Internet boom in 2000 and is currently defunct. After the first round of layoffs the yahoo message board for the company stock (now deleted, since the company is no more, and neither is the nasdaq ticker) suddenly gained a bunch of users, discussing in excruciating details some "secret" deals that were on the way, some internal budgeting and executives' personal life.

    Some of the stuff was pretty nasty, but at times it was a good laugh, and after a while the company started posting the legalese messages on the board, like "This is the legal dept of such-and-such, just to let you know, this board is being monitored and archived".

    Anyway, they sued Yahoo! and subpoened Yahoo! for a bunch of online identities who were clearly former employees discussing what was called "sensitive information" on the public board and that had something to do with "negative public image". Needless to say, Yahoo! just kinda ignored the lawsuit for a while, although a bunch of people were a bit scared about the outcome.

    Unfortunately, I dont remember whether it was the court that denied any reponsibility on Yahoo's part, or whether it was the company dissolving (I quit after being there for 2 months), but the identities were never revealed, and since the company went bankrupt, not that it really mattered.

  23. I wonder how long it will take... by mikeophile · · Score: 4, Funny

    Till the name "Stephen Galton" is Google bombed with the word "shyster"?

  24. Does this mean ...... by 3seas · · Score: 4, Funny

    .... we have to remove all the lawyer jokes from teh internet?

  25. wasn't it a lawyer on a newsgroup... by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    who gave us the world's first spam?

    well then, we have divine justice/ karma, or that "first spam post! w00t!" newsgroup lawyer from the early 1990s should have his butt sued too ;-P

    regardless, i really can't get worked up too much about this lawyer's horrible, horrible victimhood, since if the real world effect of newsgroup negativity is as potent as this lawyer might insist, then anyone who has ever been flamed or trolled on slashdot probably has grounds for legal action and or psychiatric counseling too

    right

    hey, found the wikipedia reference to the world's first spam

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  26. Real Info by Valiss · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do people actually give their REAL info when signing up for an account?

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  27. Re:Usenet by tufflove · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had a friend who would use Lynx to get on Linux newsgroups about 4 years ago and start hilarious flamewars by just typing stuff like "Linux is gay" ( even though he was using it)...man, did poeple ever FLIP OUT. We used to have hours of fun, that is until our Windows servers(companys choice, not ours) crashed again............

  28. Re:Wrong on the facts by Jim+Starx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If they haven't violated a law then he has no case. And the first amendment specifically states that there can be no law of this kind for them to violate. So it certainly does apply.

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  29. Re:MOD PARENT IGNORAMOUS by Grant_Watson · · Score: 3, Funny

    "When you can't spell, you look like an idiot in front of us all. Go back to 3rd grad and try again."

    Sorry, Mr. Coward, but "grade" has an E in it.

  30. Re:Wrong on the facts by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 2, Informative

    Umm, no, not quite. Civil decisions can have a chilling effect on free speech, and so the power to sue is circumscribed by first amendment protection, too. He can sue, yes, but he may not get his day in court.

    In this case, though, the suit is not about what was said, but rather about whether Yahoo did or did not make a good faith effort to suppress slandar after it was informed that the slandar had taken place. When you subscribe to their message boards, you click a standards of use contract. It binds Yahoo to remove certain postings. If Yahoo does not actually remove those posting, then there's a question of fraud and/or breach of contract, not first amendment rights.

  31. Message boards gone wrong by Castaa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't even know why Yahoo! allows post on news stories anymore. In theory it seems like a very good idea but in practice devolves into a cesspool of near pointless negativity and flame wars. Literially hundreds of thousands of flaming posts for popular stories.

    I swear there are groups of early teenage boys out there who's stole focus is to start flame wars on Yahoo! message boards. It's a bastion for ignored and disenfranchised youth. Message boards in general are great for people looking for attention not matter what form it takes.

    There is a great documentary somewhere in that culture. What type of person is doing all this pointless posting and why?

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  32. Illustrates a huge problem with our legal system by theLOUDroom · · Score: 5, Insightful

    See the problem here is that this lawyer can file total bullshit suits like this with no fear of reprisal.

    This waste the other party's time AND the government's time costing us all money.

    What should happen here is that the first judge to see that paperwork should call him a "stupid crybaby" and fine him several thousand dollars.
    It a shame we can't deal with baseless legal threats the same way we deal with threats of physical violence.
    These types of threats really do hurt people, and the system should take that into account.

    Unfortunately, it doesn't. This is why we have bullshit lawsuits about this like "one click" shopping and the fucking ALT key.
    The end result is that both parties spend a bunch of money on litigation. We as taxpayers spend our money as well, and a couple lawyers who knew full well the suit was bullshit get rich.
    It's bad for everyone but the fucking lawyers. FUCK LAWYERS.

    Are you a "good" lawyer? Then do something about it! Purge the assholes from your ranks!
    Do you think doctors would tolerate this type of behavior within THEIR ranks? You're supposed to be fricking professionals.

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  33. Picture and Website of Steven Galton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative


    and heres a picture of...
    Steven Galton, Shyster

    Heres a quick biog of the whining pansy

    from his own website (as he is the senior partner)
    Galtonhelm shysters ^H^H^H lawyers

    you would of thought he was old enough to know better

  34. Well it was fun while it lasted by serutan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unmoderated message boards might be like airlines were in the 1950s. Pay your fare, get on, no hassle. Totally vulnerable to all sorts of mayhem that nobody happened to think of doing.

    The mayhem we are vulnerable to on today's message boards isn't libel, it's litigation brought by people who can't excuse other people for acting and talking like humans. The result is that people are going to have to be hyper-careful about expressing anything negative, like employers being asked about former employees.

    If this gentleman wins his suit(s), imagine how many people George Bush could sue for comparing him with Hitler. Or Courtney Love for calling her a skank? Everybody has the right to their own opinion, as long as they shut up about it.

  35. Re:SCOx new strategy! by Hank+Reardon · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Today SCO CCBE (Chief CryBaby Executive) announced that Lindon, Utah based SCO Group has discovered a butload of emails that ammount to a smoking gun in their fight against the libelous actions of Linuxdom."

    I don't think anybody would be impressed by a "butload" of emails. Common usage suggests that a buttload is in between 3 and a dozen.

    Clearly, impressive levels would be more in the "metric fuck ton" range.

    God, I need sleep.

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  36. It's Human Rights by cniebla · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Don't missinterpret your rights. For instance, you have the right to:

    Article 19. Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.

    However:

    Article 30. Nothing in this Declaration may be interpreted as implying for any State, group or person any right to engage in any activity or to perform any act aimed at the destruction of any of the rights and freedoms set forth herein.

    And:

    Article 12. No one shall be subjected to arbitrary interference with his privacy, family, home or correspondence, nor to attacks upon his honour and reputation. Everyone has the right to the protection of the law against such interference or attacks.

    So, basically, you have freedom, for as long you don't interfere with other people's rights ;)

    (From The Universal Declaration of Human Rights) Maybe, in USA, you have the right to contend this (by the first ammendent to The Constitution). I think that applies only if both contenders are american, but since the net is international, you have to use international law and conventions.

    For me, you have to probe that, in a usenet or other net group, you've been the subject of one of such attacks, and not to waste other people's time with an arbitrary legal attack :) unfunaterly, thatis a very common thing in the States...

  37. Re:Or libel? by LetterJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, if you've seen the Showtime show "Bulls**t" with Penn and Teller, they actually have a whole segment in the first episode about why the show is called what it is. Aside from the fact they like to curse, they say their lawyers told them that it also serves a second purpose in preventing lawsuits.

    It's legally preferrable to say "Bulls**t" than to saying "You're lying". So, rather than call the people on the show liars (which would be a legal problem), they, instead call people who are obviously lying, "motherf***ers" and "a**holes".

  38. I hope this douchebag never reads usenet!!! by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    His fscking HEAD would explode!!!

  39. In RE: "Mayo Jar" by Chmcginn · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is to inform you that you are facing a summary lawsuit for use of a "not-entirely-pointy not-very-sharp bladed object" to dispense your "mayo". Although we don't have any evidence that you actually used one of my patent-pending devices, my lawyers and I are making the assumption based on the fact that only a terrorist would use a spoon to dispence mayo. And you're not a terrorist, are you? ;)

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    1. Re:In RE: "Mayo Jar" by SEWilco · · Score: 5, Funny

      You'll regret knowing that we're using the Source Open Contents 'Verting System. This was reverse engineered from basic science and is compatible with all containering systems. To protect against usage patents, the system randomly chooses what tool to use to open the top, side, or bottom of the container. After the contents are spread, dropped, sprayed, or condensed on the sandwich the container is destroyed in multiple ways so as to make its opening method be in an unknown state. Any legal papers will vanish when they arrive in the legally undefinable area around each sandwich.

    2. Re:In RE: "Mayo Jar" by DaveJay · · Score: 2, Funny

      You are hereby notified that your comments thread has run off the right side of my screen, causing me extensive suffering and anguish. The subpoena would be forthcoming, but my mouse is at the edge of the mousepad, so I can't get the cursor on top of the "Quicken EasyLawsuit 2000" application to click it.

  40. Why people don't like lawyers by penguinoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think I know the reason that lawyers are so hated and often seem childish. It is because they try to follow the law to the letter but not to the spirit, and will often sue those that are following the law to the spirit but not the letter. And since our (Awerican) laws are supposedly based on the Bible, I would just like to point out that we are supposed to follow the spirit of the law, not the letter (2 Corinthians 3:6). Why going against the spirit of the law while following the letter seems childish is because that is what children tend to do. Only after growing up a little do people learn that laws are meant to be followed to the spirit; those who don't seem(are?) childish.

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    1. Re:Why people don't like lawyers by mikechant · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So that's easily solved. Just have a new law which says that all other laws are to be interpreted 'in spirit' and not 'in intention'...

      In fact, the UK courts (the higher ones anyhow) often do this. They will say "Parliament could not have intended this law to mean x since it was contrary to the stated intent of the law, therefore we will interpret this law as meaning y even though the actual wording suggests x".

      They will refer to the original parliamentary debates if necessary to get the correct intent.

  41. Jesus Christ People by TheKingOfTorts · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why do people act like this says anything about the state of torts in this country? The case hasn't even been TRIED for godsakes. How is it an example of why we need tort reform? Is it because the man has equal access to the courts? Well gee, we should strip him of that too! Hasn't anyone stopped to consider that this man is trying his against a gigantic corporate entity? Even if he had a legitimate grievance (which I concede he does not), he would still be screwed. Cries of tort reform should be addressed at genuine abuses of the system, not this baloney (again, for which the proceedings have not even begun).

  42. California SLAPP Information by Chatmag · · Score: 3, Informative

    The California Code of Civil Procedure outlines the California anti-SLAPP statute, which would be applicable in this case. The California Anti-SLAPP Project site has more detailed information.

    Apparently the lawyer isn't.

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  43. If I had a penny... by Skudd · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I had a penny for every time I've been called a name on a message board, flamed in IRC, or warned on AOL Instant Messenger, I'd have no need to pursue this CIS degree I'm currently working on. Get over it man. There are some things in life you can't live with. For everything else, there's ignorance.

  44. TOS are also re-displayed as changed by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 2, Informative
    Note that Yahoo will force you to once again go through the TOS screen if they change it, so he can't claim the TOS were changed from an earlier time when he may have consented to a different TOS.

    Yahoo has been in court literally hundreds of times for all sorts of issues, and the TOS is probably airtight with regards to this case. The only major concession I think the firm has made was to the Yahoo Cake Co of Texas - Yahoo agreed not to enter the cake business, ever.

  45. Token Simpsons quote / moment ..... by oddbudman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. Can you imagine a world without lawyers?" Lionel Hutz

    //iirc it then cuts to a great scene of a world without lawyers.

  46. Some of the 1% by doodlelogic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nelson Mandela
    Mahatma Gandhi
    35 of the US Founding Fathers
    Cherie Booth QC (who still takes human rights cases against her husband's government, and wins, and incidentally earns 4x more than the PM)
    Some of the above, and some more obscure ones, are listed here

    However there's still a long way to go when google asks, in response to the search for "great lawyers",
    "Did you mean: great leaders?"!

  47. Hey, Steve! Fuck You, Shyster! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Heh, heh...let's see /. get out of this one...

    Reminds me of the guy in San Francisco who was interviewed on the street by a local TV station running a story on why people hate lawyers.

    He said it was because lawyers were lying, cheating, back-stabbing, no-good, whatever, I don't remember the exact words.

    They asked him what he did for a living.

    He said, "I'm a lawyer."

    A couple of weeks later, they did a follow-up story. It seems this guy was just out of law school and was looking for a job with a local law firm.

    He got a ton of offers from local law firms after his ten second spot in the original interview.

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  48. Re:Yeah? Someone should talk to the DNC... by newsdee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    AFAIK (journalism class from long time ago) "public persons" have less right to privacy than "private" citizens. The reason being that public people have willingly put themselves in the "vortex of public debate" and thus the law recognizes that they'll get called all sorts of names. This is called the "vortex rule" IIRC.

    Ironically, I wonder if in this case the guy could classify as public person for making such a ruckus... :) If that fails somebody call the supreme court and say that such ruling will have a "chilling effect on the free flow of information".

  49. I'm gonna sue Slashdot... by ayjay29 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot claims it has a moderation system to prevent people abusing the discussions.

    Not only are abusive posts about me not removed, they are consistently moderated up to "+5 Funny".

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  50. Oh jesus... - Re:Information by gregorio · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hey, people: I'm not saying that just calling people names is directly a crime. It just depends on the situation, plain simple. You cannot call someone a "delicate fag" in the middle of a public speech and expect it to be treated as "just your opinion about him". It doesn't matter if you say it is just your opinion, what matter is if other people can interpretate that your affirmation means more than just bad words directed to a person.

    And, about the "right to not be humiliated", that's a "right" indirectly covered by injury law, and it does not relates only to your words, your actions (posting a message to difamate him) and intentions can be punished too.

    I know it does sound stupid, but "fat" and "ugly" are direct affirmations, clearly crossing the line between your opinion and false statement. But they are just a minor issue here. Saying someone is fat might not give you a suit, but saying someone is a "shyster" can be interpreted as a direct affirmation that the said person is unethical and unscrupulous.

    You cannot just say someone is a "unscrupulous and corrupt son of a bitch". You're directly asserting that this person is corrupt. It doesn't matter if his mother is a "bitch" or not, because your statement that the person is corrupt has already given him enough reason to sue you.

    I still think his suit was very, very, stupid. But calling him names, using very large groups of people, can give him very good legal arguments.

  51. Funcking pathetic, wimpy old prune. by elnyka · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is true that any professional, be it a lawyer, doctor, writer or actor needs to protect his/her reputation. However, I find this rather stupid for this dude to sue Yahoo for comments raising anonymously on a message forum. Unless the comments are very specific to a wrongdoing or to an incident detrimental to his/her reputation (a general 'shyster' comment doesn't qualify), this lawsuit is over the top.

    It's just this stupid cultural characteristic of this nation. Sue anyone, anwhere anytime for any reason whatsoever. This is the attribute of the wimpus americanus. Good lord not everyone is like that.

  52. A time honored tradition by frost22 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    When people don't find satisfying answers, they turn to the classics. And while the Britsh as well as their colonists unvariably end up with Shakespeare, Germans tend to dig out Goethe or Schiller.

    And of course, Goethe's Faus is as fruitful as ever:
    Of course, I am smarter than all the shysters,
    The doctors, and teachers, and scribes, and Christers;
    No scruple nor doubt could make me ill,
    I am not afraid of the Devil or hell-
    But therefore I also lack all delight,
    Do not fancy that I know anything right,
    Do not fancy that I could teach or assert
    What would better mankind or what might convert.
    I also have neither money nor treasures,
    Nor worldly honors or earthly pleasures;
    No dog would endure such a curst existence!
    Proof! World literature uses "syster" sysnonymous for lawyer ! Case dismissed ! Film at 11....
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  53. Bwah he he hah ho! Identities of Yahoo Members. by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah right, Yahoo is so unsecure that people can use an alias to register an account with them. They can sign up for a Yahoo Mail address using bogus info and automatically get an Yahoo Account to use on message boards.

    I wonder what names Yahoo will give that Lawyer?

    Let's see, we have like 38 Bill Gates, 31 Steve Jobs, 26 William T. Kirks, 24 Bruce Waynes, etc. None of them are their real names. Or maybe you can track them by IP address? Yet what if they were using a library, or grade school, or high school, or college system? Get the IPs from Yahoo, track it to their ISP, and then subpeona the ISPs to see who holds the accounts. Stand in line next to the RIAA and MPAA who want the names of IP numbers behind file sharing accounts. Good luck!

    On the other hand, if the Yahoo Member paid for anything on Yahoo, Yahoo then has their billing address, credit card, etc.

    Watch what you say about the lawyer on Slashdot, he may subpeona Slashdot to get the details behind your accounts. See ya in court!

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