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  1. Re:in further news show tanks on Jeremy Clarkson Dismissed From Top Gear · · Score: 4, Funny

    >>End of show.

    Maybe not. Even if May and Hammond quit, they still have The Stig.

    Alright, he/she is not the most talkative presenter the BBC has, but it might just work...

    "Some say he is a talented mime artist, and can accurately describe the attitude of a BMW driver by simply raising one finger."

  2. I must be tired... on EU Votes For Universal Phone Charger · · Score: 3, Funny

    I read it as:

    EU Votes For Universal Phone Charger
    The draft law was approved by an overwhelming majority: 550 volts to 12.

  3. Cloud providers... on Ask Slashdot: Mitigating DoS Attacks On Home Network? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hi,

    >> I've noticed the IPs trace back to Microsoft or Amazon domains

    This is probably stuff running on VMs in Amazon or Azure cloud services. Users can create VMs with insecure passwords and they are often the target of attacks.

  4. Simulate the Internet on Christmas On Mars · · Score: 1

    If they really want to simulate life on Mars they should set up an internet connection with realistic latency built in. I think after a few days of waiting 60 minutes for Twitter and Facebook refreshes they will be tearing the walls down to get back to civilization...

  5. Re:Like the saying goes.. on Complex Systems Theorists Predict We're About One Year From Global Food Riots · · Score: 1

    Yes, you need square meals to make a well rounded diet.

  6. 2nd Hand Paperbacks on Ask Slashdot: I Want To Read More. Should I Get an eBook Reader Or a Tablet? · · Score: 1

    I pretty much only read 2nd hand paperbacks. You can pay a couple of $ per copy from a 2nd hand bookshop or charity shop, read them, then give them back. You support charity / the local economy, and its pretty much carbon neutral.

  7. Re:It really isn't sugar, that is just one avenue on The Mathematics of Obesity · · Score: 2

    >>while consuming a whole bag of chips or having that bagel covered in cream cheese

    I love American food...

    I visited the US for a week a while ago, and gained 3 kg (5 lb), I was aiming for 5 kg. If you go to Prague you go an a beer binge, in Amsterdam its a drugs bunge, but if you go to the US you go on a food binge.

    I worked out that if I lived there for a year I would weigh about 230 kb (460 lb).

  8. Re:Oh please on Employers Need Wind Power Technicians · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was at an open day at a wind turbine. They had a small cage lift that could take two people at a time to the top, it took a long time, and there were a few people in the queue. As a joke I asked the operator "Can I climb up the ladder? it will be quicker!". Instead of saying "No, don't be stupid!" he handed me a harness and said "Of course! Go ahead...". Not being one to turn down a challenge I put the harness on, cliped in, and headed up the ladder. It was hard work, and I was not carrying any tools. It was also a bit scary.

    I'd take that job. The climb to work is good excercise, and the view from the top is amazing.

  9. Re:Write or teach. on Ask Slashdot: Life After Software Development? · · Score: 1

    Teaching or IT training is a good option.

    I love the feeling on a Friday afternoon when a training course has gone well, the students are happy, the course is over, and you have the weekend to relax.

    If you can travel a bit then delivering a couple of 3 or 5 day IT training courses in different cities can set you up financially for the month.

  10. Re:gives everyone a supercomputer... right on Cloud Computing Democratizes Digital Animation · · Score: 1

    Its not that expensive.

    I have a demo that I run in Windows Azure where I spin up 16 servers to render a 1500 frame animation in HD quality. I demo it an conferances and user group meetings, it fits nicely into a one-hour session. It takes about 10 minutes to provision the environment and around 20 minutes to render the animation.

    The total cost for compute time, storage and data transfer is less than $2.

  11. Well its not improving their writing skills... on Is the Maker Movement Making It Cool For Kids To Be Nerds? · · Score: 1

    Is the Maker Movement Making [I]it Cool [F]for Kids [T]to [B]be Nerds?

  12. Does impress the chicks though... on Electric Tron Lightcycle Hits the Streets · · Score: 1

    After all that effort imagine his dissapointment when he rides it past a couple of hot chicks and they don't even notice (0:30).

  13. Good Story Sequence... on If You're Going To Kill It, Open Source It · · Score: 1

    "If You're Going To Kill It, Open Source It"

    then

    "Nokia Outsources Symbian OS Work"

  14. Red-light cameras? on Unsecured IP Cameras Accessible To Everyone · · Score: 1

    >>He also managed to access three red-light cameras in a town in Texas, and while he didn't change any settings, he could have.

    Oh, that kind of red-light, shame....

  15. Re:Hope It Helps End the Fighting on US Army Unveils 'Revolutionary' $35,000 Rifle · · Score: 1

    >>Rounds are going to be relatively expensive yes, but it's not as if you fire the thing full auto.

    Hell yes, I'm gonna fire the thing on full auto.

    I'm sure most level designers will ensure there are a reasonable number of ammo-backs lying around...

  16. The first review... on Duke Nukem Forever Back In Development · · Score: 1

    The first is out here.

  17. Re:pics and it still didn't happen on Images of Apollo Landing Sites Soon Available · · Score: 1

    >>they think they're just heading to a big warehouse in Arizona.

    Ha ha ha ha.

    Oh wait...

    Too early...

    I read that one wrong, sorry...

  18. Re:can someone explain guitar hero? on Guitar Hero 5 To Allow Duplicate Instruments, Easy Switching · · Score: 1

    But why not just, you know, learn to play an actual guitar?

    Because it's gay.

  19. Hope its better than the last LOTR fan flick... on LoTR Fan Film — The Hunt For Gollum · · Score: 1

    Hope its better than the last LOTR fan flick...

  20. Re:I dunno? on WHO Raises Swine Flu Threat Level · · Score: 2, Funny

    WHO let the pigs out? (Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink)
    WHO let the pigs out? (Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink)

  21. Torrents on The Economist On Television Over Broadband · · Score: 1

    >>A torrent of innovative start-ups

    Nice choice of words :-)

  22. Volvo Drivers... on Volvo Introduces a Collision-Proof Car · · Score: 1

    An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his carphone,

    "honey", she says in a worried voice, "Be careful! There was a bit on the news just now, some lunitic is driving the wrong way down the motorway",

    "It's worse than that!", he replies, "There are hundreds of them!"

  23. It's all available on line... on What Happens To Code From Failed Projects? · · Score: 1

    ... it gets posted here.

  24. Re:Noise Reduction Headphones is one Solution on Study Links Personal Music Players To Hearing Loss · · Score: 1

    >>there's also cheap good stuff, in the $100 range, that at least matches the Bose.

    Good point. After the fisrt pair I decided not to take the gamble though. I read some reviews and thwy were somewhat mixed for the cheaper phones. A ccouple of lont flights and the $300 feels like it was well spent.

  25. Noise Reduction Headphones is one Solution on Study Links Personal Music Players To Hearing Loss · · Score: 4, Interesting

    >>is there a technical solution to the potential danger?"

    I used my mp3 player on a couple of flights. When I into a quiet hotel room and used it again i was shocked at the volume level i had used on the flight. If you are on a plane (train or buss as well), you tend to play it loud to drown out the bakground noise.

    As I fly quite a bit, i bought a pair of noise reduction headphones. I went for a $75 pair at first, as I could not see the point of spending $300 on the Bose headphones. The $75 pair were pretty rublish, not much effect at all, so I splashed out another $300 on a pair of Bose noise reduction phones. They may be expensive, but they are worth the money as you can use a much lower volume setting and still hear everything very clearly.

    I really recommend them as a way to protect your ears if you travel by plane, train or bus a lot. The luxary of having a cocoon of tranquility on the flight is also very nice to have.