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  1. Re:Get your tinfoil shelters out. on Experts Now Say JFK Bullet Analysis Was Wrong · · Score: -1

    I hear they brought their own weapons with a guy who has done it once before. They got paid when they returned.

  2. Re:Confused. on Germans Pursuing Kiddie Porn In Second Life · · Score: 0

    If you're doing something on a computer that can (most of the time) be done in real life (such as going to a party), it's either a game or a simulation.

  3. Re:John Maddog Hall on The End of Naked PCs in China? · · Score: -1

    In America, you install naked PC
    BUT in Soviet Russia, naked PC installs YOU!

    Will the naked PCs run linux?

  4. Re:OT: Attention, author of Simpson's joke post #1 on Introverts Have More Brain Activity? · · Score: -1

    Our systems have caught in our filter a Simpson's joke

    D'OH!

  5. In.... on US Senate Allows NASA To Buy Soyuz Vehicles · · Score: -1

    In America, NASA buys Russian Soyuz.
    But in Soviet Russia, Soyuz buy NASA!

  6. Re:Symantec isint biased! on Mozilla Hits Back at Browser Security Claim · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Symantec biased? NEVER!!!

    Slashdot and a majority of its readers biased? NEVER!!!!

  7. Re:On the futility of treating the symptoms on EU Gumshoe Chases Internet Villains · · Score: -1

    Uh oh! I hear the slashdot trolls coming out from underneath the flame-bait bridge.

  8. The answer is obvious on It isn't Easy Being Green and Getting to LEO · · Score: -1

    What else could be done to get to space with minimal harm to the planet?

    Burn humans for fuel. Seriously, if you want to save your beatiful planet then kill all humans.

  9. Re:That's Easy... on Cosmic Rays Could Kill Astronauts Visiting Mars · · Score: -1

    This is one of the times where science will require the sacrafice of the insignificant.

  10. Re:/shrug on Windows Interoperability in A Linux Distro · · Score: -1

    The parent of this post is so very right. How cares about Tux Racer. Has anybody in linux gamer land ever heard of Quake or UT2004?

  11. Wait a second...... on The Changing Face of Computer Science · · Score: -1

    Hmmmm.....this article (and maybe future posts) sound a lot like the one from an earilier article.

    Slashdot editors, can we please have a new subject to read and discuss?

  12. Re:GreaseMonkey Problem on Firefox Greasemonkey Extension Security Problem · · Score: -1

    It's Microsoft's fault that people have to install insecure extensions to make web work like it should have worked in the first place.

    Sorry to burst your trolling bubble but no one from Microsoft held a gun to your head and forced you to install anything. In this case, there are only two people to blame for installing insecure extensions. They are you and yourself.

  13. Re:As it hasn't been said yet... on 60th Anniversary of the Atomic Bomb · · Score: -1

    The sucessful development was enevitable. Humans would eventually make such a weapon. I am basing this off the fact that Germany and (there is some speculation) Japan were developing an atomic bomb.

    My point is, the creation of any kind of new WMD by humans is unstoppable. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the "fireworks" show. ^_^

  14. Re:In the year 2000... (and 9) on Jan 2009 Deadline for HDTV Cutoff · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Here is a fun fact: Japan had HDTV during the early 1980s.

  15. Re:In the year 2000... (and 9) on Jan 2009 Deadline for HDTV Cutoff · · Score: 0, Informative

    Here is a fun fact: Japan has had HDTV since the early 1980s.

  16. Obligitory /. questions.... on HP Invents A New Way To Print · · Score: -1

    Can I still print "FIRST POST" with these new Printers? Do these new printers......run linux?

  17. I cast... on Dungeon Master's Guide II · · Score: 0, Funny

    I wish I could cast a spell to kill all level 3+ /. trolls. But I don't have the karma points!

  18. Re:Maybe 4 bombs on Six Bomb Blasts Around Central London · · Score: -1

    You cannot bring about peace with war.

    Of course you can bring about peace with war.

    If you were causing all sorts of trouble (such as being noisy) and someone was to make you stop through means of force (and succeeded silencing you), then peace has been achieved.

  19. Re:I for one... on Japan Probes Mysterious Vapor Eruption · · Score: -1

    ut others are not so sure, and are speculating that Godzilla has awoken from its nap

    It can't be Godzilla. It HAS to be Gamera!

    He is friend to all children. He is made of turtle meat and is really neat!

  20. Re:Perhaps. on Space Ring Could Combat Global Warming · · Score: -1

    The former proposal is estimated to cost anywhere from $6 trillion to $200 trillion dollars, while the spaceship solution would run approximately $500 billion

    Due to the cost of this project, there is no way in hell that ANY government would even think about a contract for this project. After all, politians have to be paid and so do civilian contractors working on defense projects.

  21. Re:well... on U.S. Scientists Create Zombie Dogs · · Score: -1

    Now if they can remove the dog's skin and keep it in it's state of living death.......then we'll have the dogs from Silent Hill.

  22. Re:wow on The Neuron Drive · · Score: -1

    You're a scrotum sucker, which about says it all!
    Shut up, infidel! I'll fly my air plane into your house, you cum-dumpster!

  23. Re:wow on The Neuron Drive · · Score: -1

    I believe slashdot has reached a new level of gayness...

    Yup. Slashdot is becoming like Jerry Springer by the fact that they are bith running out of stories.

  24. In our universe, you come to Mars.... on Russia Planning Double Mission to Mars · · Score: -1

    but in Soviet Russia, Mars comes to you!

  25. Re:the draft on Pentagon Creating A Database Of Students · · Score: 1, Insightful

    When this fails to get enough recruits can the draft be far behind?

    Not likely. Drafts aren't as easy to obtain now as they were in the 1960s. The president can request a draft but Congress has the final word on whether or not a draft will be in effect.

    With that said, you have to keep in mind one thing. Humans love cushy jobs. And from what I understand about being a congressman, it is a pretty cushy job. You know go travel, get paid a (at least) six figure income, and do a vote every once in a while just to make it look like to the people that you are actually doing something.

    So if todays Congress decides to pass a draft, you can bet on them not keeping their cushy jobs for every long afterwards.