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Classroom Bullies On The Internet

peter303 writes "Oldtimers are familiar with sociopaths in usenet newsgroups and chat rooms. The NY Times has an article about grade school kids who bully on the Internet. These include message bombing and slanderous web pages. The web allows one to extend bad manners from real life."

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  1. Different From The Old Days by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Size doesn't matter on the internet. Physical bulk is only good for slamming a fist down on the keyboard in frustration. Numbers help, if you're trying to spam or text message someone (but only those clever enough can get away with it with anonymity. If you're the skinny little runt or the ugly kid always picked on, the internet can even the odds in harrassing back. Best not to pick fights with girls, either, as they fight meaner than boys.

    Haven't seen it yet, but will probably at some point, the following bumpersticker phrase:

    my k1d 0wns y0ur k1d'5 c0mput3r
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    1. Re:Different From The Old Days by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      I do believe you'd get your ass kicked for having a bumper sticker like that.

      So is this the reason why people seem to be so much more rude on the Internet? Is it geeks getting out their pent-up aggression from being picked on all the time in the real world? Is it people taking their anger at that asshole who cut them off on the way to work out on the faceless masses on the Internet?

      Besides, if you believe that size doesn't matter on the Internet, you clearly haven't been getting the same kind of email I've been getting.

    2. Re:Different From The Old Days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      So is this the reason why people seem to be so much more rude on the Internet? Is it geeks getting out their pent-up aggression from being picked on all the time in the real world? Is it people taking their anger at that asshole who cut them off on the way to work out on the faceless masses on the Internet?

      Gee, fucktard, ya think so?

      (Hmmm, I did check the Post Anonymously box, right?)

    3. Re:Different From The Old Days by Trigun · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh fuck off. Like that happens. If I ever run into you on the street, I'm going to make you eat those words.

    4. Re:Different From The Old Days by shufler · · Score: 3, Funny

      Who cares? I'm out to make a run of "my k1d 0wns y0ur k1d'5 c0mput3r" bumper stickers!

    5. Re:Different From The Old Days by rgf71 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Obligatory Weird AL:

      "If I ever meet you, I'll CTRL+ALT+DELETE you!"

    6. Re:Different From The Old Days by AvantLegion · · Score: 4, Funny
      So is this the reason why people seem to be so much more rude on the Internet? Is it geeks getting out their pent-up aggression from being picked on all the time in the real world?

      I see you've read Slashdot's mission statement.

    7. Re:Different From The Old Days by Cat_Byte · · Score: 4, Funny
      So the story is true on theonion. Online University Cracks Down on Rowdy Online Fraternity

      MINNEAPOLIS, MN--Capella University, one of the nation's most heavily trafficked institutions of online learning, issued a stern disciplinary e-mail message to the members of the disorderly Alpha Sigma Sigma online fraternity Monday. "Alpha Sigma Sigma has not only broken the rules included in each distance learner's Online Application User Agreement, but they have also continually thwarted our efforts to create a serious online-learning community and an inclusive e-campus," Capella Dean of Students Theodore Albertson said. "This rowdy fraternity has been a thorn in the school's side for years, and frankly, we've had enough."

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    8. Re:Different From The Old Days by FauxPasIII · · Score: 2, Funny

      > So is this the reason why people seem to be so much more rude on the Internet? Is it geeks getting out their pent-up
      > aggression from being picked on all the time in the real world? Is it people taking their anger at that asshole who
      > cut them off on the way to work out on the faceless masses on the Internet?

      All of these phenomena are explained by the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory:

      http://penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-03-19

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  2. NOOOO! by jesuscash · · Score: 1, Funny

    Are geeks not safe anywhere anymore?

    1. Re:NOOOO! by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny
      Are geeks not safe anywhere anymore?

      Kids fight with words and fists

      Adults fight with lawyers

      Has Darl threatened to kick your butt unless you give him your lunch money for using Linux, yet?

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  3. No one better agree with this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or I will find your ip, track you down and kick your ass! There are no bullies on the internet, get it?

    1. Re:No one better agree with this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I disagree. Oh, and I'll make it easy for you: My IP is 127.0.0.13 Bring it on!

  4. the_mad_poster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    gets my vote for resident /. bully.

  5. Her day will come ... by YankeeInExile · · Score: 5, Funny

    Scene - a high school girl complaining to her guidance counselor...

    • Student: I was online last night, and somebody said I was fat.
    • Counselor:I see.
    • Student:And they wanted to know why I wear the same pair of jeans eve ry day.
    • Counselor:How cruel.
    • Student:And how I have Wal-Mart clothes.
    • Counselor:Well, in that case, I reccomend you study computers. That way when you graduate, you can go online, and it won't matter if you're fat and wear the same Wal-Mart jeans every day for a year, you will still be the hottest chick that any of the other geeks in your university can get, and they will lavish you with attention. And, in a fitting turnaround, THEY will do YOUR homework.
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  6. So that's it... by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Funny
    I guess that explains this text message I just got from the sales dept. demanding my lunch money.

    Remember kids: Violence isn't the answer, but a good command of Tae Kwon Do sure lets you keep your stuff.

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  7. I know this won't make me popular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...so I'm posting this anonymously. When I was in a kid, I was a bully. Of course we didn't have the Internet... but what I found was that the kids I used to beat up everyday - THEY ASKED FOR IT. Don't want to get beat up? Don't join the freaking chess club! STOP being a nerd and I won't pound the tar out of you.

    Now, I'm an IT manager at a Fortune 500. I manage lots of software engineers, and guess what? They're still the SAME dorks they were back then (and they always told me they'd be my boss, funny how life works). Still huge nerds. They get all excited about Lord of the Rings and Bilbo and Gandar or whatever... sheesh, stop being a nerd and you won't get beat up!

    -Steve

    1. Re:I know this won't make me popular by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 3, Funny

      ..so I'm posting this anonymously.

      -Steve

      Dear "Steve": If you want to be anonymous, you probably should remove your name from the post.

  8. Fork it over by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Funny

    gimme your lunch money, or i'm going to fork out a hurt process on your ass.

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    1. Re:Fork it over by EulerX07 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Meet me at the bike rack after school, we'll settle this l0s3r.

      -Crusher

  9. bullys by 5m477m4n · · Score: 1, Funny

    These include message bombing and slanderous web pages

    or posting someone's website to /. to be anihalated

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  10. bah by nomadic · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I want to hurt someone emotionally I just write a slanderous mambo about them.

  11. Re:Common sense applies to AIM too! by Aardpig · · Score: 2, Funny

    If the girl said some racial epitaph and it got spread over AIM and her school suggested she leave so be it.

    I had no idea that AIM is heaving with cadavers...

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  12. Gateway activity? by Keebler71 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Butis all this on-line activity just a gateway activity to the harder stuff like becoming a Slashdot troll?

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    1. Re:Gateway activity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It may start out with the innocent In soviet Russia?, overlord welcoming, or Beowulf cluster imagining and spirals out of control into a blur of goatsex link obfuscation and GNAA over-posting. Just say no to Slashdot trolling!

  13. Idioticy of today's youth. by GoofyBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    >Have some common sense and don't post pictures of yourself masturbating, don't send messages about how you think of someone else, and don't allow yourself to be video taped by other kids doing sexual things with others.

    I, as a mature and responsible member of society, am shocked that they were doing this ... for FREE.

    Do you know how much money they could have gotten if they that set up a pay-site and charged $19.99 per month (first 7 days free)?!?!?!

    I fear for our future.

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  14. /. is my bully by 5m477m4n · · Score: 1, Funny

    You are alone in the world.
    You are either loved by all or just invisible.
    Everyone loves you, or they are too afraid to admit otherwise.

    See! I'm telling my mommy!

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    Those who can't, teach
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  15. Ooooohh ... don't like the sounds of that! by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bully : "Paypal me your lunch money or I'll give your avatar a wedgie!!"
    Me: "yes sir, the echeck is on the way ..."

  16. The Best Way to Deal With This by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1, Funny

    Find the kids that are the bullied, and report them to the police. We don't want another Columbine!

    Protect the bullies. Vote Republican!

  17. You. by numbski · · Score: 3, Funny

    Meet me behind the gym after class or your ass is grass.

    No Karma Bonus either. Gloves are off biatch!

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    Karma: Chameleon (mostly due to the fact that you come and go).

  18. Re:Common sense applies to AIM too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...Have some common sense...

    Good job! You just figured out the solution to 97% of all teenagers' problems! Now that the theoretical framework is laid out, implementation should be a snap!

  19. Re:I know its off subject, but... by ClippyHater · · Score: 2, Funny

    You haven't heard about it because the internet is down.

    Oh, wait...

  20. Aren't bullies dumb? by Secret+Chimp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine those conversations between him and your nerdy child... "hey nerd, im guna beat u up" "You mean tomorrow?" "no i mena now punk im beatin up u" "We're on the internet, I don't know what you mean" "im puchin ur face rit now u faget"

  21. Re:Common sense applies to AIM too! by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're just dead above the neck.

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  22. Re:Common sense applies to AIM too! by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 2, Funny
    NOTHING is worse than the fucking "telephone game". Story starts innocuous enough about Timmy getting reprimanded by the Gym teacher and ends up into some outlandish bullshit about Timmy getting his cock sucked by the male Gym teacher for missing a basket during an important shot in a worthless game during class.

    TIMMY!

    TIMMY!

    TIMMMMY!

    Cartman: Shut up, ya retard!

    RS

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  23. Re:Real world should have consequences too by r_j_prahad · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...dishonest politicians...

    Is there another kind?

  24. That's funny... by infinite9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm more inclined to believe it's a magnifying glass which can amplify the worst qualities in someone.

    That's funny. That's my definition of marriage.

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  25. Re:Common sense applies to AIM too! by Volmarias · · Score: 2, Funny

    We'd probably not have any kind of 'cheap' home broadband without them. Hell, perhaps we should raise a glass to the 'stupid' people and say, "Thanks for funding the technology that we love and will use to its fullest potential."

    ... and then kick them offline until they secure their box so that they're not sending thousands of v1agra emails.

  26. The article lacks credibility because .. by NymblZ · · Score: 1, Funny

    They made no link to video game violence !

    All your lunch money are belong to us !

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  27. Re:Real world should have consequences too by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 4, Funny
    ..dishonest politicians...

    Is there another kind?

    Yes. Dead ones.
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  28. Re:Take it from someone in this age group. Really. by FurryFeet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Listen, bud, you don't just waltz into slashdot to make long, sensible, gramatically correct posts. That's just not how we do things around here. We'll let it slide since you're just 16, but watch your step from now on, OK?
    I mean, not even a Microsoft bash in there! Where do you think you are?

    (Seriously, great post. I have to say you certainly don't sound 16)

  29. Re:Real world should have consequences too by rthille · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nope, those are just lying in their graves!

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  30. Beware the retort by DeltaHat · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm just glad I didn't know back then what I know now about computers. The backlash of a technically adept teenager could be devastating.
    • Spoof an email from the bully's friend containing a trojan over an open relay.
    • Take creative liberties with the target's important assignments. Or just delete them at the last minute.
    • Enjoy using the bully's screen name on various message boards to express your opinion about them. Better yet, make them out to be the very thing they are persecuting in hopes that their peers will turn on them.
    • Post the bully's personal journal on their brand new "personal" blog. Then link to it from all imaginable sources.
    • Sign them up for Russian mail-order bride catalogues. You can never get rid of the subscription.
    • Set up an app to SMS their cell phone every five minutes forever.
    • Create a yahoo personals account for your favorite bully that emphasizes sadomasochism. Be sure to have fun with photoshop. Then seed links in strategic places.
    • Publish their cell phone number on a homosexual phone sex web-list. Emphasize that the call is free.
    • Create a free email forward account that links to the bully's home and school email. Sign it up for all kinds of junk. Without access to that account, the bully cannot unsubscribe without considerable effort.
    • Order a singing telegram on your bully's behalf for his or her biggest rival asking for forgiveness and friendship. The sappier the better.