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The Downside of 'Hypertasking'

Combuchan writes "An interesting article from AZ Central expounds upon the downside of 'hypertasking,' doing far too much at once, such as talking on the phone while doing office work at the Starbuck's has a whole host of negative side effects: irritability, impatience, sleeplessness, an overly extended workweek, and is largely unproductive. With wi-fi hotspots popping up everywhere and computing power shrinking, are we all doomed? Or, as the article indicates, it's possibily evolution of the mind at work."

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  1. The trick is to make technology your slave by Ckwop · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think to some extent we've got more technology than society has learned how to put to good use yet. E-mail in the workplace, for example, can be very destructive to productivity. I personally don't get that many e-mails at work but i've heard the Finance director saying he gets 400 e-mails a week. I fail to accept that reading all these e-mail is a productive use of his time and companies ran just fine before e-mail. Only uses the technology if it helps you work more efficiently. Being connected for the sake of being connected is no good.

    I've found that when someone gets a text message in a pub it takes the priority over the guy sat across from the table. This is the technology working badly for you.. the guy who sent you the text message can wait.. the guy infront of you is more important.

    My dad is around 50 years old but he's no technophobe. He says that the trick is to make the technology work for you . Make it your slave rather than your master. He doesn't leave his mobile phone on all the time but he turns it on to make a phone-call. He doesn't want to be contactable all the time but he wants to be able to contact others at any time. That's making the technology work for him!

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    1. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      He doesn't leave his mobile phone on all the time but he turns it on to make a phone-call. He doesn't want to be contactable all the time but he wants to be able to contact others at any time. That's making the technology work for him!

      And if everyone would be like him technology would be working for no-one. Sounds rather selfish.

    2. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by CanadianCrackPot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here here, I'm in computer science and a large number of my friends wonder why I don't check my e-mail more than 2 times a day, or leave amsn on all the time.
      It's for the simple reason that I'm trying to get work done, and while socializing when doing the work can help sometimes I still prefer face to face in person communication.

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    3. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by diggem · · Score: 3, Funny

      6 gmail invites are available by sending a message to the above address with the word 'slashdot' in the body...

      Was that moded insightful because it was really insightful or for the 6 gmail invites? :)

      modder typing an email to ckwop:
      "Dude, I just modded you up on slashdot, how about one o them gmail invites?"

    4. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it isn't selfish. Note he didn't say he left it off the rest of the time when he wasn't calling anyone else -- sounds pretty reasonable to me.

    5. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by bconway · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I personally don't get that many e-mails at work but i've heard the Finance director saying he gets 400 e-mails a week. I fail to accept that reading all these e-mail is a productive use of his time and companies ran just fine before e-mail. Only uses the technology if it helps you work more efficiently.

      Are you kidding? Have you ever done a paper-to-paperless conversion project of any sort? How long do you think it would take for the finance director to get the same things done if each of those 400 emails was someone knocking on his door or sending a letter from outside the company? Would that be a more productive use of his time? Every conversion project I've been involved in has led to at least 4x the productivity, that certainly sounds like technology making things move more efficiently.

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    6. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Libor+Vanek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He doesn't want to be contactable all the time but he wants to be able to contact others at any time.

      Am I the only who finds this...hm... selfish? paradox?

    7. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by aspx · · Score: 5, Funny

      I prefer hypershirking to hypertasking. That's where you know you have lots of work things to do, but you ignore them all in favor of more important personal tasks.

      For example, shopping online and reading /. while making personal phone calls, listening to mp3s, and writing a poem for your girlfriend. Just remember to respond to work related voice-mail once a day so you don't get fired. Always complain about how much you have to do and try to look stressed. If you do that well, you can sometimes convince your coworkers to do your work. Since most spreadsheets don't have a "name" box, you get to take credit. Very effective.

    8. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by I+Be+Hatin' · · Score: 4, Insightful
      How long do you think it would take for the finance director to get the same things done if each of those 400 emails was someone knocking on his door or sending a letter from outside the company?

      I think the point is that he wouldn't have 400 people knocking on his door. Many of those emails aren't things that probably require his direct input, but email makes it (too) easy to keep people in the loop. This can have positive effects (e.g. the director sees something that needs to be fixed and thus avoids a problem) and negative effects (e.g. the director is swamped and can't give all of the emails the attention they deserve, though the senders think he has...).

      Every conversion project I've been involved in has led to at least 4x the productivity, that certainly sounds like technology making things move more efficiently.

      Initially, I can see where you would gain productivity... but I'm not sure that you can preserve those gains as people get more accustomed to the technology. It's entirely too easy to copy people on emails that they don't really need to be copied on. And the more people you send an email to, the fewer people will actually respond. It's like the amount of time spent on an email is constant, so if you copy more people, the amount of time each one will spend on the email actually decreases, and less gets done as a result.

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    9. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just watch all communication grind to a halt when everyone does what he does.

    10. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps he just likes being able to call other people whenever he needs to, but does not feel the need to have J. Random Family Member ring him every three minutes to tell him the joke of the day.

      I know a number of people who carry cell-phones out of need for certain tasks, but turn them off when they don't want to be disturbed (like, say, at a movie theater).

      I've also seen a lot of people look at the caller ID on their cell-phones and say "I'll call them back later."... so a number of people like that line between the convienence and the drudgery.

      As for me. No cell-phone, no plans to get one. I hate the damned things. The last thing I want is to get a phone call in the middle of the grocery store, the mall, wherever.

      Kierthos

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    11. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      This is the technology working badly for you.. the guy who sent you the text message can wait.. the guy infront of you is more important.

      Well now, that really depends on the content of that text message, doesn't it?

      I agree that a lot of the time text messages can wait, especially if it's just the two of you, but they can be urgent too. That said, if it's just me and one other person, I'll generally ignore my 'phone until a natural break (eg one of us goes to the bar or toilet, etc)

    12. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. I get >400 non-spam emails a day, and I don't think that would be atypical for a programmer or sysadmin. Now, a fair few are mailing list posts and mails from daemons. The trick is indeed to make the technology work for you - in this case email filtering rules that dump emails into the correct folder (or, better, category -some emails are appropriate in multiple categories) for you, so that you can scan them rapidly and in context.

    13. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      Look, gmail invites aren't that hard to get any more. I have five left at the time of this writing; just email sketerpot@gmail.com if you want one. Chances are that the moment you sign up, you'll have six invites.

    14. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Grant29 · · Score: 1

      Yup, people complain about a lack of time, and how they can't live without a cell phone, etc...

      Seems to me that people were probably more relaxed and had more time before all the gadgets arrived... After all, you can waste a whole day scanning for viruses, spyware, installing patches, etc that just sucks out time.

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    15. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      No, you're not. I was thinking the same thing myself. If everyone did like his dad did, people would spend more time calling up their voicemail to listen to the message that was left, then RETURNING the call only to have to leave ANOTHER voicemail. A 1 minute conversation would end up taking 5 to 10 minutes to complete. Talk about a waste of time.

    16. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Paleomacus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not if he accepts that others may be in an out of contact state. The man in question probably leaves his phone on when he is expecting to recieve a call he wants to catch.

      This guy sounds like me. For me, leaving a message for someone is sufficient contact. I respect other people's disconnectedness.

    17. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Oligonicella · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, it is, and that's the point. Being "contactable all the time" is just friggin' stupid.

      There's not enough time in the day and not enough patience in the soul to deal with all the world's idiots.

      And, being idiots, they won't self-limit their impact upon your life. Sounds like a fine application of a little selfishness to me.

      Try providing a logical argument as to why he shouldn't?

    18. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by brinkster · · Score: 1
      I agree. I work in a contract laboratory that provides results to various sectors. I don't get 400 emails a week but 200 is common and most of these are just keeping me in loop of what's happening.

      Even with all this technology I still get faxes turn up on my desk from clients that think a fax is more certain than an email. I scan the fax to pdf and deal with it from there. I hate paper on my desk.

    19. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by CanadianCrackPot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Indeed some of my bosses wonder why they can't get a hold of my during my times off. It's for the simple reason that its my time off an I AM NOT going to work thank you very much.

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    20. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by maximilln · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yes, it is, and that's the point. Being "contactable all the time" is just friggin' stupid

      I'm still avoiding cell phones. Never owned one and, hopefully, never will.

      And, being idiots, they won't self-limit their impact upon your life.

      I've always wondered who's been getting all my tax money because I sure don't see any benefits from it.

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    21. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by fatman22 · · Score: 1

      Unless you have a contract or family obligation to be contactable at all or certain hours then you have every right to go incommunicado whenever you want as long as you respect everyone elses right to do the same.

    22. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by xA40D · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > He says that the trick is to make the technology work for you

      It seems to me the human race is hopeless at putting technology to work. Indeed, we'd rather we let technology put us to work.

      An amusing anecdote to highlight the point.

      I was standing in a queue at the doctors the other day, waiting to make an appointment. Only every time the phone rang the recepionist would take the call, and the queue got larger. Ten minutes I stood there. So I pulled out my mobile (getting several dirty looks and the odd outraged whisper from others in the queue)... When I finally got through asking for seven appointments shocked the receptionist somewhat. When I explaind I was calling on behalf of the queue which was right in front of her she was more than a little annoyed with me. But at least she stopped answering the phone.

      Now. It seems to me that the receptionist was all to eager to let technology to dictate her behaviour. And in the process got stressed. A little bit of thought and she could have taken control... and been happy.

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    23. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by wrf3 · · Score: 4, Funny

      First step: stop reading SlashDot. That would reclaim, what, about 5 hours/day?

    24. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by xA40D · · Score: 1

      > He says that the trick is to make the technology work for you

      It seems to me the human race is hopeless at putting technology to work. Indeed, we'd rather we let technology put us to work.

      An amusing anecdote to highlight the point.

      I was standing in a queue at the doctors the other day, waiting to make an appointment. Only every time the phone rang the recepionist get flustersd and would take the call, and the queue got larger. Ten minutes I stood there. So I pulled out my mobile (getting several dirty looks and the odd outraged whisper from others in the queue)... When I finally got through asking for seven appointments shocked the receptionist somewhat. When I explaind I was calling on behalf of the queue which was right in front of her she was more than a little annoyed with me. But at least she stopped answering the phone.

      Now. It seems to me that the receptionist was all to eager to let technology to dictate her behaviour. And in the process got stressed. A little bit of thought and she could have taken control... and been happy.

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    25. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 1

      Wally, is that you?

    26. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by DissidentHere · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I guess this article is more important to respond to than to mod...

      Did you ever notice that all modern cell phones have caller ID? Just don't answer! I know this is like sacrilege to those younger than I, or those debt free, but just don't fucking answer!

      I use my personal cell phone for work. I don't get reimbursed, the company doesn't pay for it. If it is Saturday and I don't feel like dealing with a customer or a work issue, I - wait for it - I don't answer my phone!

      If its my family or a friend, I pick up, if not, I'll check the voice mail in case it is a _real_ emergency.

      It is possible to keep the idiots from interfering with your life too much.

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    27. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by DissidentHere · · Score: 1
      After all, you can waste a whole day scanning for viruses, spyware, installing patches, etc that just sucks out time.

      Only if you use Windows ;-)

      Did you forget you're on /.?

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    28. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by smchris · · Score: 2


      Thank goodness this is coming out. Bucking the trend for 24/7 connectivity has made me feel about 150 years old.

      I've always thought that if somebody thinks he has had an inspiration moment, I _don't_ want him to call me up immediately like some happy little monkey to share the joy. Let him think about it overnight, give it some structure and depth, and we'll talk about it the next morning at the office.

      But then I went to school back when you had to sit at desks in neat rows and shut up.

    29. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 1

      I personally don't get that many e-mails at work but i've heard the Finance director saying he gets 400 e-mails a week. I fail to accept that reading all these e-mail is a productive use of his time and companies ran just fine before e-mail.

      There are a few things going on here.

      Before e-mail, the guy would have had a secretary or administrative assistant who took his calls, opened his mail, and managed his calendar. This person would have filtered the contacts which needed his attention from those that didn't. Now, with e-mail, he can probably do much of that himself. His assistant, if he has one, likely works at a higher level.

      Many people consider the volume of e-mail one receives each day to be some sort of measure of status and importance. If you let everyone know that you receive a huge number of messages each day, you're telling them "I'm the hardest working guy in the company." It's also a built-in excuse for not dealing with someone, particularly someone beneath you on the corporate ladder. "Oh, did you e-mail me? I'm sorry if I didn't respond, but I get 400 messages a day."

      The corollary to that, of course, is that you should subscribe to several high-volume mailing lists at work so that you, too, can walk around and honestly say: "Oh! 400 isn't so bad... I receive an average of 1200 messages each day. Yes, I'm the hardest working guy in the company. You may bow down before me."

      On the other hand, before e-mail, there's a good chance that a peon at your company would never have been able to talk directly to the Finance Director. You'd have to get through a couple lines of defenses, and even then it would usually have been considered inappropriate. These days, it's not so much a faux pas to bring something directly to an executive's attention, and they often encourage that sort of thing. (Just be sure that you're not going behind your manager's back or over his head.)

    30. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally don't get that many e-mails at work but i've heard the Finance director saying he gets 400 e-mails a week. I fail to accept that reading all these e-mail is a productive use of his time and companies ran just fine before e-mail.

      Well I'm a web developer, so email is crucial to my profession. My spam filter catches 1400 emails before they even get to me in a week. I have no trouble believing a finance director can get 400. Unfortunately, reading email often is simply intrinsically useful - i.e. unless you are contactable by email, many businesses will not regard you highly, same as if you don't have a phone line or fax number.

    31. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually, just to follow up on my own comment...

      I've recently been cutting back on the legitimate email I receive as well. Things like weekly newsletters etc. These are all things that I do want to keep up to date with, but there are so many disparate sources, I end up with a bunch of low-priority unread email swamping my inbox.

      To clean up my inbox, I have been unsubscribing, visiting the websites involved, and subscribing to their Atom or RSS feed. If they don't have one, I email them and tell them why I unsubscribed, and what they can do to keep me in the loop (after all, that's the whole point of them running their email newsletters, if enough people prefer a feed, they'll provide that too).

      Having low-priority news as feed subscriptions instead of email separates actual human-to-human communication from low-priority mass-mailings. It also means that, although I have to check my email regularly, I don't have to check my feeds regularly. This means I can put off dealing with the low-priority news instead of having a mountain of unread email mixed in with important email.

      Unfortunately, a lot of the newsletters I was subscribed to don't have a feed and haven't responded to my enquiries about one. This is a shame as it's an absolute trivial thing to implement, and is much friendlier to their users. The thing is, I don't have the time to offer my services for free, and if I tell them I can implement it for them for a fee, I come of as sounding like somebody looking for business, rather than a legitimate user who is being forced away from their services unnecessarily. So the end result is that I don't keep up to date with their news, they lose a customer as a result, and they don't implement something that could let them send their news to more interested people than they currently do.

    32. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by moonbender · · Score: 1

      My boss (IT administration) is furiously trying to get people to email him instead of coming in person. While I'm sure you are right, there'd be more mails than physical people coming in, answering a mail takes 1 minute in many cases while you rarely can deal with any person in less than one minute. There's always some sort of small talk involved.
      Furthermore, with email you deal with people's requests on your own time, and not when they want - often people come in every 5 minutes, making getting any work done beside helping them fairly hard. This can of course also be a problem if you're dealing with someone who just doesn't reply to his mails resulting in the people never getting any help.

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    33. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by jridley · · Score: 1

      He doesn't want to be contactable all the time but he wants to be able to contact others at any time

      So does he expect everyone else to be contactable at any time?

      If everyone did what he did, the phone would only work via voice mail.

      In general I agree with you though.

    34. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by jburroug · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Many of those emails aren't things that probably require his direct input, but email makes it (too) easy to keep people in the loop. This can have positive effects (e.g. the director sees something that needs to be fixed and thus avoids a problem) and negative effects (e.g. the director is swamped and can't give all of the emails the attention they deserve, though the senders think he has...).

      Damn skippy. A lot of the people I work with are addicted to the CC: and BCC: headers. It not only makes it's far to easy for people to spam colleagues with unimportant updates, to "keep them in the loop" some people also become obsessed with staying in the loop on absolutely everything and require that you keep in them 'in the loop' on anything even tangentitaly related to their job. Even worse are the folks that feel compelled to respond to every single fucking 'in the loop email' they get.

      Case in point. One lady I work with, my main point of contact with a client, actually. Routinely works 12-14 hour days. She never sends an email to just me either. Everytime she has a problem or a question about our services she CC's two or three people at her company, at least on member of our sales team and occaisonly someone in a department of my company completely unrelated to the issue at hand whom she vaguely remembers working with at one point in the distant past. Whatever it she emailed me about may take me 5-10 minutes to resolve/answer once I read it but she ends up innudated with emails on the subject, often long after it's a dead issue. It's no wonder she's working 12+ hour days, she's so saturated in email she can't get any real work done. Oh yea and because she's so obsessed with knowing absolutely everything that goes on with their contract with us everytime someone else from her company has to contact us with a question she get's CC'd in on it. Without fail while I'm working on a reply to the orignial query I'll get an email from her reminding me that so-and-so needs to have his/her problem fixed because this is all very important etc... I hate these irritating hypertasking fuckers.

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    35. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not *technology* that enslaves you, as you say, it's the network of people. (Your email messages, for instance, are not generated on a whim of a computer; there's always a person behind it.)

      So whether they email you or text you or stream pictures on your tv -- or call you or drive by or walk to your house, it's the same question: how to keep involvement of others in your life at a balance.

    36. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a tool. You use your phone for your job without being reimbursed by your company?

      You always leave your cellphone on and therefore become enslaved to your caller id or wading through 50+ messages from angry and upset clients to reach the important "emergency" or "personal" messages?

      You're a fool who has bought into a culture that says people need a cellphone but there really isn't an important reason why anyone needs a cellphone other than convenience.

      One needs food, air, water and shelter but no one needs a cellphone.

    37. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      Initially, I can see where you would gain productivity... but I'm not sure that you can preserve those gains as people get more accustomed to the technology. It's entirely too easy to copy people on emails that they don't really need to be copied on. And the more people you send an email to, the fewer people will actually respond. It's like the amount of time spent on an email is constant, so if you copy more people, the amount of time each one will spend on the email actually decreases, and less gets done as a result.

      Yes, that's why the e-mail has a Cc: field, in addition to To:. You put the important recipients (from which you need an answer) into the To: field, and those that you merely want to keep informed in the Cc:. And those that you want to keep informed, but without letting the others know into the Bcc:.

      Also, for most company mails, it should be fairly obvious whether they need your immediate attention or not. Exchange rate for September 2004 can probably be safely deleted, if you don't plan a trip. Same with New version of FrooBaz traffic shaper released, if you aren't a direct user of said package. But New feature requested in your accounting software or Your accounting package crashes if company goes into the red is a different matter.

    38. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

      Good for you! I see so many people willing to give up their free time for work, just because they don't have the balls to push back and say "no". For the sake of one's mental health, IMO it's imperative that people do so...

      I'm also in CS and people wonder why I'm never on AIM. It's because I won't get any real work done if I spend all my time typing IM's to people! At least with my cellphone on all the time, if somebody calls me, I can still work on my computer and talk at the same time; an active IM conversation doesn't really allow that (and the problem worsens at O(n) rate w/ each new conversation).

      IM services, as used by most people, are one of the biggest wastes of time in the world, IMO, b/c the temptation is there to have a never-ending, unpausing conversation as you would in the real world, rather than perhaps a more-sporadic conversation like you find on IRC...

    39. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by shfted! · · Score: 1

      This is exactly why I only give out my cell number. When I don't want to be disturbed, I turn it off, and am left in peace. Old phones never had that feature.

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    40. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so this is how coders function...

    41. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by shufler · · Score: 1

      Nevermind that, there's also the fact there's now a paper-trail (or electronic-trail, if you will).

      When people send an e-mail in, there's a record of it happening (this is why helldesks employ the use of ticketing and logging software).

      Far too often when things are agreed duing a verbal conversation, shit doesn't get done.

      "Say Stan, did you print off those reports I asked for?"
      "You didn't ask me for shit, crackhead!"

      At least with the e-mail, they can go back and be like, "Oh yeah. I said I'd get those to you for today. The e-mail system has made a liar out of me."

    42. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by jusdisgi · · Score: 1

      Man, what an asshole. You don't know what this guy does for a living or why his cell phone situation is the way it is, or anything else...but you know he's a "tool" from next to no information. And then you get high and mighty talking about how this guy doesn't "need" the cellphone. Do you have a car? How about shoes? Fuck off.

      Not to mention you have a completely unsupported argument in the first place; you make all this bullshit noise about how everyone carrying around a cellphone is an idiot who succumbed to some sort of digital slavery by allowing everyone on Earth complete unfettered communication access to them at all times. It's just not fucking so. The cellphone doesn't put itself to your ear and force you to talk. You answer it when you want, you can turn the ringer off, and you can limit who has the number. That pretty much makes it my slave, not the other way around. It's such an insanely useful and valuable tool, which I put to use every single day (and for my purposes), that it would be quite annoying to me if I didn't have it. And none of these bullshit non-issues about "losing your freedom" because suddenly people can (holy shit) talk to you when you aren't home are going to change or lessen that at all.

      And lastly, who are these people you are so afraid to talk to? Seriously, I've got customers just like the next guy...but it's not going to kill me to talk to them. After all, they pay me. And if I'm not working, it's not like I can't tell them to call the office, or tell them when I'll be working next and can take care of them. The point is, my having a cell phone doesn't force me into any more servitude than I sign myself onto already as an employed member of society.

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    43. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      not enough patience in the soul
      That explains why my wife is so impatient. Being a woman, she has no soul.

      Why yes, as it happens I am a Muslim.

    44. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Every conversion project I've been involved in has led to at least 4x the productivity...
      So, you are claiming that you create 4x the product for the same investment outlay? That's astronomically far beyond the average!

      For example, you convert the company financials to a new hardware/software package; at that point you are able to fire 3/4 of the accounting staff with absolutely zero impact on the company's operational efficiency?

      Or, you convert the manufacturing line to a new control system, and you are able to produce four times the number of widgets from the same amount of raw materials?

      There are a few cases where this can be done; if you can replace 50 IBM ES/390 mainframes with 120 Red Hat servers running on cheap Dell servers, for example, you can reduce your cost outlay for software and hardware maintenance fourfold, and reducing costs equates to increasing productivity (as in firing employees in the first example). Of course, if you can do this your mainframe jocks really, really, really suck and they are the ones dragging you down in the first place.

      In short, either you haven't done many projects, or you are walking into grossly mismanaged shops to start with, or you are simply a liar. Most people who make the kind of claims you just did are, in fact, liars. Perhaps you could post some information about your metrics and prove you're not full of shit?

      I don't think you can.
    45. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by crucini · · Score: 1

      Maybe as a research scientist you don't have to respond to anyone's problems. I'm a commercial programmer and I find IM quite useful. Tech support people can AIM me while on the phone with customers. They can paste account numbers and other data into AIM rather than reading to me (error prone and slow.) Most importantly, I can think better when I'm not distracted by dealing with the phone.

      I hate supporting anyone via phone. It seems to take up 90% of my brain, and I don't always ask the right questions. Typically the caller introduces illogical ideas, and I have to regain my mental balance to address them. A 20 minute call from a Tech Support or QA person leaves me drained and exhausted, while a 20 minute AIM session has little effect - at least 50% of it was waiting for the other end to reply.

      Email works if the sender is smart. But AIM gives me a chance to ask the obvious questions right away and clarify the picture.

      I dont' use AIM for idle chatting, but occasionally to exchange cool or funny URLs.

    46. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Khan+Fused · · Score: 1

      Yes they did.

      You take the receiver off the cradle ... and set it down on the desk.

      Problem solved.
      _____________________

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    47. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by CanadianCrackPot · · Score: 1

      Gee I just unplug them or let the machine pick it up, less noise that way.

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      Great programmers drink hard liquor and work best hungover.
    48. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Khan+Fused · · Score: 1

      Was referring to phones in the "good old days" ... before RJ-11 chords & answering machines. ( Back when I was a kid, and we had to get the dogosaurus on the tredmill running so we could generate power for the phone. )

      Oh wait ... opening theme to "The Rockford Files" had one'o them machines. I remeber seeing that as a kid.

      Oh wait ... I just dated myself again, didn't I?

      Damn.
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    49. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by myov · · Score: 1

      E-mail in the workplace, for example, can be very destructive to productivity.
      There is such a thing as too much mail, and it's because people fall into the same trap as spammers - there's no cost to email so send as much as you can!

      When I worked for a school board, everyone received notices from Communications on a regular basis, for things most of us didn't really want to read - retirement/death notices, etc. Some of the notices were useful to some people in the board, but the weekly newsletter would have been more effective. I just setup a rule to delete that mail, but I doubt the teachers could manage that.

      Meanwhile, the company I just left used email for EVERYTHING. I'd easily get hundreds of messages a day, and I couldn't make them stop! I'd get everything from all service calls across a 3 hour drive (most of which I couldn't actually take), notification that someone else had a repeat customer (why do I care?), and tech support requests from cow-orkers (instead of using the forums setup for that purpose, and/or UAFSE (using a "fantastic" search engine"). Oh, and clients are supposed to use the same email box and I was supposed to see those messages too.

      What happened? I'd often miss the stuff I needed to see/act on because I was spending too much time deleting the crap I didn't want. Nobody had ever adjusted the service area to deal with expansion (so 90% of the emails sent were to people who couldn't act on them). Nobody seemed to understand this, even after I specifically mentioned these points in a support ticket.

      All I could do was setup rules to delete about 1/2 my incoming mail, and flag the important messages (ie: anything sent from a domain other than the company's). Of course, the more advanced my rules became, the less information the emails actually contained (ie: dropping postal code so that I could no longer filter requests geographically)

      Mailing lists CAN work - I'm on the Mac Managers mailing list. Rules are simple - use it as a last resort, don't post things without showing some research, the readers are just as busy as you are, and direct replies to the poster (question and summary only go to the list). And, the list admins are quick to jump on anyone breaking the rules. It's always worked well.

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    50. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Someone should do some something similar to open source with the invite codes. Give your six invites out--but under a license where the receivers have to give out their six new codes when they join.

      In the end, everyone will be on gmail and a ton of invite codes will be floating around.

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    51. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read this very same story on slashdot recently, except that it was set in an autoparts store and instead of a mobile the character used a phone on the wall at the side of the store. Someone is copying someone's work. I dunno who. Maybe this is another modern myth.

    52. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by DissidentHere · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, did you mean to reply to my post, or the parent? Because you're making my point, though a bit more violently.

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    53. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

      Easy solution that's difficult to implement.

      7 Habits of Highly Effective People

    54. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      This is definitely an issue with IT people. It takes a certain amount of discipline and assertiveness, but it's important to not allow yourself to be interrupted when you're working on something that requires your complete concentration. Do what you have to do whether it's muting the cellphone or hiding out in the server room. One good example is when the network's down and the PHB boss calls every 5 min for a status report. The answer is yes it's still down, yes I'm working on it, and every second I'm talking on the phone with you is another second I'm not fixing the problem. You can't be frivolous about it, but you'll get more work done if you shut out the world when it's absolutely necessary.

    55. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by shfted! · · Score: 1

      And get an irritatingly loud off-the-hook signal? No thanks.

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    56. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by SigmaEpsilonChi · · Score: 1

      For anything but small IRC channels, IRC tends to lend itself to much larger, never-ending conversations than I find in selective individual conversation. No matter what mechanism one uses, though, one needs to have the discipline necessary to finish tasks, which can often means treating any given network as a "I'll respond whenever" queue.

    57. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by karnal · · Score: 1

      You have a copy of FrooBaz traffic shaper? Where can I find it?

      (note.. post is ever so subtle attempt at humor. Humor impaired need not apply.)

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    58. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by karnal · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why more places don't put this to better use.... I know that most people get kind of turned off by having to use voicemail, or "press 2 to stay on the line" kind of thing, but why is this so bad?

      I work in an area where my customers have to come first. If I have a co-worker in my cubicle, and we're not talking about a business threatening emergency, then I answer the phone... chances are, I've been trying to get a hold of the customer for a few hours, and if they call, that means they've now got time. I'm a slave to them more than they are me.

      But, in your situation, I'd say dump the calls to voicemail. Or, if it's really that bad, it may mean that the store/doctor's office may need part-time help during busy hours to answer the phone. Having the "general receptionist" answer the phone isn't good at my company, and I would think a doctor's office would want to have someone seperate, if there's enough volume.

      Or, go to voicemail.... :) Believe me, when people want your money, they'll call back.

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      Karnal
    59. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Polo · · Score: 1

      I believe this also works in airports when your flight has been cancelled. Calling reservations to straighten it out can beat waiting in the customer service line to reroute you.

    60. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, no. 0 for 2.
      1: "Subtle" is not explaining. On the contrary it's omitting the explanation, leaving comprehension solely up to the reader, regardless of his/her ability to understand said subtlety.
      2: Likewise, "humor" is not pointing it out.

      Mnemonic aid: Schrödinger's Cat (Subtle Comedy) = teh hum0r.

      At most, you managed to present a description outline draft of how one might utilize humor in a reply to the GP.

      note: I will leave as an excercise to the reader, to ponder why this post remains humorous even as I explicitly state that this is both an overt and subtle example of (successful) humor.

      note2: Or indeed, why the humor collapses as soon as I now mention 'sarcasm' and 'irony'.

      note3: Then again, note2 made a recursive (if not subtle) reference to the mnemonic aid in the comment proper. Note2 then - had it been the very last note - might've passed the humor lithmus test. Alas, it's now too merely a perfect 7. Which is somewhat funny.

      Barbie: Jokes are hard.

    61. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by karnal · · Score: 1

      Of course, humor can still be subtle, even if I have to explain it to those who don't "get" it.

      You may have seen some humor in it, but in nit-picking my fifteen-second post, you've made me want to go outside and cry a little.

      Really.

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      Karnal
    62. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

      Er, I'm not a research scientist. Just a college student...

      I actually did commercial programming for a large company whose name I won't mention. I never used IM to talk to coworkers; email was much better because if the email client dies (it was Lotus Notes, believe me, it died often), I didn't lose the message. Not so with an IM client because the message is stored in RAM once it's been received, unlike email which is stored on-disk...

      I hardly ever use IM much at home for the same reason. I want to read messages from friends/family, and I don't trust my IM client to work all the time and stay up 24/7 to be able to receive those messages and store them in RAM.

      I do hope the account numbers your tech support people paste to you via AIM aren't important accounts, i.e. tied in any way to any money transactions (credit card, etc.), because if they are, you're receiving those numbers plaintext through AOL's IM servers. The data sent over AIM isn't private -- anybody between the sender and AOL, and anybody between AOL and you could sniff those packets and grab the acct numbers.

      That's the reason that where I worked, we used our own custom IM client and all network traffic was encrypted with IPSEC. But we handled sensitive data...

    63. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My apologies.

      It's 4.55 am here, a webserver is borked and between compiles my posts have entered the realm of the bizarre. A known bug. But, on the upside, if rsync et al. WILL PLEASE F*NG COMPILE THIS LIFETIME on this Solaris box, I promise to refrain from submitting *anything* in such an altered state.

    64. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by karnal · · Score: 1

      Sounds like how my night went. Had to drive in to work since my laptop decided to fuck up it's registry... after a 7 hour day of manual labor at a job I was supposed to be at for a maximum of 3.

      Thank goodness I've got tomorrow and Monday off.....

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    65. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The triumphant elegance of a silent prompt returned.

      As panic is slowly subsiding, and while I can't match your 7 h of physical work, I will nevertheless go outside and cry - with fatigue. Really. ;)

    66. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Indeed some of my bosses wonder why they can't get a hold of my during my times off. It's for the simple reason that its my time off an I AM NOT going to work thank you very much. "

      Wanna know how cool my former boss was? I told her that I was recalled from lunch one day. She gave me offical permission to turn my cell phone off from noon to 1.

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    67. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by luvirini · · Score: 1
      I just have to post an opposite view to this.

      For me the Cell phone is a real help. When in work situation doing things, free flow of communication regardless where you are (I work a lot in customer sites and such) really helps to get things done.

      For situations where I do not want to be bothered (outside work time and such) I have used the features given by modern mobile phones:

      Caller groups - making everyone ring silently except a group of friends that I want to be able to reach me

      Silent button - my mobile has a button to instantly make it silent without having to decline the call so people do not know you are snubbing them. I instinctively press that button nowadays when the phone is in the "ring" mode, even before looking at the caller id :)

      Turn off - when really not want to be bothered

      Caller id - See who is calling before answering, works well and takes only 5 seconds total.

      List of missed calls - I look through that in the mornings when at work to see if anyone who I want to talk to tried to reach me when I was being uncommunicative. Thus I can call them back when I am being paid to work.

      With all these things, I have to say I am hooked. I do not even own a landline phone anymore as before disconnection I had made a total of one call with it in the previous 6 months.

      and not to forget the best part.. The company pays for my cell phone.. :)

    68. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      Had to drive in to work since my laptop decided to fuck up it's registry...

      Well, that's what you get from running windows. Shall this be a lesson for you!

    69. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by cerberusss · · Score: 1
      they don't have the balls to push back and say "no"

      True, and your "no" better really be "no" instead of hinting "I'll be quite busy, I might not be able to pick up the phone".

      I said this to my project manager and of course he didn't get the hint. So when I finished talking to the real estate agent, I had missed thirteen phone calls.

      Now I ask you, who the fsck would call **13** times when the phone is not being picked up?

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    70. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by DrCode · · Score: 1

      You're right. In the past, the director would probably have a secretary to filter his mail, answer the phone, and arrange appointments.

    71. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by jamesh · · Score: 1

      speaking of doctors appointments, i've had some incredibly long waits in the doctors waiting rooms... most likely this isn't the doctors fault. And in fact i've had a few emergencies with the kids where i've brought them in needing stitches etc, which would have resulted in some people being delayed. In the town I live in, i'm never more than about 20 minutes away from anywhere, it would be really cool if I could leave my cell phone number with the office and they could sms me about 30 minutes before I can be seen, or alternatively, just let me know if things are running a bit slow and I should come in 15 minutes later. A bit of extra time to eat lunch or walk around the park has to be better than coughing around, or being coughed around, in a doctors waiting room full of sick people.

      It could be worse though... in the local public hospital, they get all the pregnant women in between 9am and 10am, and see them all in some random order (such that my wife is always last) sometime before about 2pm. That's up to 5 hours wait and strikes me as really really bad planning!!!

    72. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Someone is copying someone's work

      Well perhaps it's a case of parallel development.

      > Maybe this is another modern myth.

      Well, perhaps. But the original poster claimed he's done it. Not a friend of a friend....

      Or, perhaps, it's a strategy that works. I think I'll try it next time I'm stuck in a long queue.

    73. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by crucini · · Score: 1
      Not so with an IM client because the message is stored in RAM once it's been received, unlike email which is stored on-disk..
      GAIM has logging. I've used it to find old facts, but I've never had a sudden crash of GAIM. If the network connection dies, the window doesn't vanish.

      As for emails, when a non-programmer sends me an email requesting info/action on something in our systems, I usually have to write back with detailed questions. Some of these emails can be paraphrased as, "On an unknown day, an unknown bad thing happened to an unknown user when performing an unknown task via either our website, some partner's website, or some API. The unknown user says it's extremely urgent - please fix immediately!"
      I do hope the account numbers your tech support people paste to you via AIM aren't important accounts, i.e. tied in any way to any money transactions (credit card, etc.)...

      We don't send actual CC numbers, but there can be some mildly sensitive data. I complained about this policy of sending confidential info via AIM, but was overruled. The practice is firmly established. A while back, the IM vendors tried to market "corporate" versions that would keep corporate info inside the firewall. The idea failed - for some reason corporations don't take that risk seriously.

      GAIM does support encryption - when I connect to another GAIM user, the link is encrypted. Unfortunately for that idea, not everyone uses GAIM.
    74. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've had a former boss say "if I call you on a weekend or another day off - even for 1 minute - you're credited a vacation day".

      Cool bosses are wonderful to have.

    75. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure he was replying to this message.

    76. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by McPierce · · Score: 1
      Did you ever notice that all modern cell phones have caller ID? Just don't answer! I know this is like sacrilege to those younger than I, or those debt free, but just don't fucking answer!
      Amen, bruthuh! I'm in the same situation; I use my personal mobile for work as well as personal calls. If my employer (or my former employer) calls when I'm not working, it's my choice whether I answer. If it's important, they'll leave a message. And, if the message describes a situation that's important enough I'll call back. But, since it's my time I decide when I will be available.
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    77. Re:The trick is to make technology your slave by jusdisgi · · Score: 1

      That is correct. All you kids at home can check to make sure by clicking "parent" just below my post.

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  2. Hypertasking by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 5, Informative

    Driving and talking on the phone. Obviously doing too much for the brain to handle.

    1. Re:Hypertasking by skaffen42 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah. Definately leeds to anger and iratibility. And I'm not talking about the idiot on the phone.

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    2. Re:Hypertasking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps before naming others 'idiots', one ought to discern if he knows what the word 'definitely' means, and thus would know how to spell it.

    3. Re:Hypertasking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no problem driving and talking on the phone. Of course, I multitask better than most. And I am a guy. *ducks*

    4. Re:Hypertasking by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      I've noticed that driving and talking to a passenger, is somewhat the equivalent. I've made some of my worst traffic errors in those situations. Reason? I'm distracted by the passenger. Conversation takes up brainspace and occupies notice.

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    5. Re:Hypertasking by tbuskey · · Score: 1

      I find when I ride my motorcycle, I'm much more focused then in the car.

      a) no stereo
      b) much better visibility
      c) paranoia about other drivers

      When I'm in the car, I find a phone not to be distracting as long as it's hand's free.

      On the bike, my left hand runs the clutch, left foot the shifter, right foot the rear brakes and the right hand runs the throttle *and* the front brake. The rear brake isn't that importent as the front brake gives 70-90% of your braking.

      I also run the blinkers from my left hand. No self cancelling either.

      When I get in the car I have lots of extra bandwith for the cell phone. But most people are not tuned to handle the motorcycle....

  3. Finally some news for Nerds !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Thank you for not posting a story that talks about Kerry vs. Bush, Republicans vs. Democrats, or US vs. Europe.

    1. Re:Finally some news for Nerds !! by imag0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wait a while. It's still early.

    2. Re:Finally some news for Nerds !! by Zorilla · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, he apparently hasn't heard of Slashdot's variation of Godwin's Law. It should be on the addenda of the Wikipedia entry.

      As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving George W. Bush or Republicans approaches one.

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    3. Re:Finally some news for Nerds !! by ejaw5 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hypertasking for All!

      Booooooooo!

      Alright the, Hypertasking for none!

      Boooooooooo!

      Very well, Hypertasking for some, miniature American flags for others

      Yeaaaaaa!

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    4. Re:Finally some news for Nerds !! by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

      This quote is yet more proof that people who hypertask and get actual work done don't vote for Bush.

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    5. Re:Finally some news for Nerds !! by Gax · · Score: 0



      No, but it does explain Bush's pretzel incident earlier this year. He was trying to eat and watch TV at the same time.

  4. Misread... by xoran99 · · Score: 4, Informative
    With wi-fi hotspots popping up everywhere and computing power shrinking, are we all doomed?

    Anyone else misread this? If the amount of computing power were shrinking, I'd say we're all doomed...

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    1. Re:Misread... by bcmm · · Score: 1

      He meant physically shrinking.

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    2. Re:Misread... by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      I myself am waiting for wireless "eyetop" computers that you wear like a set of sunglasses (with the appropriate weight), so I can relax on the beach and check my e-mail at the same time.

      Kierthos

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    3. Re:Misread... by Karzz1 · · Score: 1

      Do you mean something like these?

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    4. Re:Misread... by Arcturax · · Score: 1

      I think he meant the machines were getting smaller, more portable.

      Generally the performance of processors hasn't shrunk over the years but rather gained, unless maybe you are using certain Intel processors ;)

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    5. Re:Misread... by fafaforza · · Score: 1

      How much relaxing at the beach will you be doing when an email comes in that the company mail server is down?

      I think thats the point of the article.

      Besides, the purpose of rest and sleep is to process information you absorb throughout the day. When you add to that information by reading about work, you aren't really getting any rest.

    6. Re:Misread... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ow much relaxing at the beach will you be doing when an email comes in that the company mail server is down?

      How are you going to receive the mail if the company e-mail server is down?

      Fuckwit.

    7. Re:Misread... by L7_ · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for an implant in my ear that will read me (in my own voice) my email. Then I can just speak aloud and click my tounge to send one off.

    8. Re:Misread... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's great, especially when you're recording the mail at home, watching your children play...

      "To: sales-at-mycompany.net

      I just wanted to ask you about the shipment dates for the i500 series and put that down! If you touch that again you'll get into big trouble, my friend! ...Is this thing still running?"

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    9. Re:Misread... by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Oooooooooooo.......

      Yup, that gets added to the "if I ever win Powerball and have scads of money to be foolish with" wishlist.

      Kierthos

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  5. The more things change... by Shoten · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The more they stay the same. This is no different from problems that can result from any other use of productivity-enhancing technology. IM clients can result in someone being overloaded with messages from friends who just want to talk, without realizing that the person at the other end of the line is also trying to work as well, for example.

    The problem I have with all of these "doomsday" views of such technology is that they make the assumption that a person will invariably overdose themselves with connectivity, and continue to do so. In reality, just as with all things in nature, they more typically find an equilibrium, from which a beneficial balance can result. Those who do not find this equilibrium fail to keep up, and thus a form of evolution takes place as they end up being less productive than their co-workers (the 21st century version of competition among hunter-gatherers).

    In short, over the years I've seen all sorts of communications technology (email, IM, cell phones, and so on) being blamed for various social maladies. But the only thing these connecting technologies give us are options; whatever good or bad comes from their use is our decision, not an inevitable result of the existence of the technology.

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    1. Re:The more things change... by Karzz1 · · Score: 1

      I would tend to agree with one exception. While a cell phone still demands certain etiquettes of the caller (i.e. don't call me at 3 a.m. unless you have a damn good reason) most internet related communications don't seem to follow common courtesy (or if they do, it is to the nth degree lower than that of a face to face meeting). It is much like the person who has another personality while driving -- you must have met someone like this, a normally polite and patient person that becomes borderline pyschotic while driving? In that same style I know that many people have an online personality that is not nearly the same as the personality that they have when you meet them in person.

      My point is that I don't see the normal balance taking place because, through the impersonification of people by the internet, people have become disconnected with etiquette and the social balance which would normally force the evolution of a happy medium is now out of balance as a result. i.e. people will force their presence where in the past they may not have. I cite spam as an example of this social malady to the extreme.

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    2. Re:The more things change... by xA40D · · Score: 1

      In short, over the years I've seen all sorts of communications technology (email, IM, cell phones, and so on) being blamed for various social maladies.

      I think they do cause maladies. And they will continue to do so. Until we all develop the knack of ignoring things... and the realisation that being ignored does not imply rudeness.

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  6. WLAN + School by Lord+Graga · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I go to a school with WLAN and free use of laptops in class. I have experienced sleeplessness from the days where I was too much online, and it has been a little bit harder to remember what the teacher said.

    On the other hand, I have found that my laptop is great for taking notes on, and that it makes my classes a lots easier.

    1. Re:WLAN + School by beanluc · · Score: 1



      Thanks for mentioning this! Now I see that turning my wifi card off might increase more than just my battery life.

      Kind of like the cellphone idea above.

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      Say it right: "Nuc-le-ah Powah".
    2. Re:WLAN + School by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My school just started doing this to. I don't know what they were thinking, requiring a bunch of teenagers to have laptops.

      Just yesterday during Debate class, I ordered a new Zalman heatsink and a bluetooth mouse. I still got all my notes done, though. Maybe I have ADD.

  7. My experience by chewy_2000 · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is only anecdotal evidence, of course, but I have a lot of trouble concentrating on tasks other that coding or the like using a computer - essays spring to mind.
    I actually cranked out a typewriter the other day to cut down on distractions, and I found it did work.
    With no instant distractions - /. springs to mind - I was able to concentrate on the task at hand much more effectively.

    1. Re:My experience by daeley · · Score: 1

      Same thing accomplished if you unplug the Ethernet or, in the case of wireless, put on your tinfoil hat. ;)

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    2. Re:My experience by bob65 · · Score: 2
      I actually cranked out a typewriter the other day to cut down on distractions, and I found it did work. With no instant distractions - /. springs to mind - I was able to concentrate on the task at hand much more effectively.

      Until you proofread your work and find out that you need to add a paragraph on page 3 of 100, changing the pagination for every subsequent page.

    3. Re:My experience by shfted! · · Score: 1

      I find just about all the distractions on my computer require internet connectivity. Back in the day when I had a working laptop, I found that if I simply unplugged from the 'net, my ability to concentrate at the task at hand -- essays or programming -- skyrocketed. The only problem was that I'd still get bored and look for something to distract myself -- like reading man pages.

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    4. Re:My experience by Doctor+O · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but the last non-digital typewriter I've seen was in the 80's. All typewriters used in companies today have a display and store the text in not-so-small memory before you press that 'print' button - exactly for the reason you stated. I'd be amazed if you had some old-style, manual typewriter at work, except if you work at a museum. ;)

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    5. Re:My experience by bob65 · · Score: 1
      I don't know about you, but the last non-digital typewriter I've seen was in the 80's. All typewriters used in companies today have a display and store the text in not-so-small memory before you press that 'print' button - exactly for the reason you stated

      Actually I was under the impression those were called "word processors" or something - I'm not sure.

    6. Re:My experience by Doctor+O · · Score: 1

      Don't know about English, in my native language (German) the term hasn't changed, those are still called typewriters here by everybody. Might be that it's incorrect, I've got no idea, I'm not a secretary, but I guess when everybody calls it typewriter, it might well be a typewriter.

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  8. IMHO by perlchild · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe it just means we have lots of power to do things differently, and manage time effectively, but we never learned how.

    Just because we can work at the Starbucks doesn't necessarily mean we should, but on the other hand, because we can, we can pick it as a regular place of work, and decide save an employer some dollars in office space, increasing our employee value.

    There are lots of new disruptive technologies out there that can benefit both employers and employees, but only if the employees embrace them, as ways to get themselves more flexibility and other advantages. That means good things, provided we're all willing to become entrepreneurs of a sort, last I checked it was a minority that was ok with being responsible of all their own work conditions. (Lots of people are ok with being responsible for the benefits, but not of the tradeoffs.)

    The proportion of it going on is however, likely to increase. The biggest problem we are facing will be effective management of people, we have effective clone management down to an art, and effective management of sheep too, but much more rarely of individuals. A good place to study this, for the researchers reading, would be to poll those successful game company managers, finding out how those who not only make games that rock the players, but mostly, finding the rare few, who make games on time, by feeding and stroking the egos of designers and creators, to get them to overaccomplish themselves instead of being at cross-purposes.

    1. Re:IMHO by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      I would actually prefer that the employer provide more value to me, rather than finding ways for me to provide more value to my employer.

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  9. It's more fun by bheer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not sure hypertaskers get stuff done faster. However they probably do have more fun doing several things at the same time. (How many of you are on IRC when you write code?)

    [old fogey] It was 'more fun' to use a timesharing system, even though it was slower than an equivalently powered batch processing system. On those you had to wait for days before your turn came.[/old fogey]

    Today's instant-gratification culture means it's more satisfying if your family/SO can contact you and communicate even when at work. Of course, some jobs (emergency medical respond teams etc) demand a high level of focus, but given the kind of desk jobs that abound today, it isn't surprising even technophobic folk are choosing to value connectedness over undistracted work.

    1. Re:It's more fun by maskedbishounen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've done that plenty of times. Nothing like looking up from code every few minutes to see people hounding you over IRC, and trying to juggle the function you're writing along with their silly demands for your help at the same time.

      Most of the time I have to quit one to do the other successfully, or neither gets done well.

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      "An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program."
    2. Re:It's more fun by earlgreen · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure hypertaskers get stuff done faster. However they probably do have more fun doing several things at the same time. (How many of you are on IRC when you write code?)

      Indeed. People that get a lot of work done are focused on the things that really matter and use the most efficient tool for the purpose. Doing stuff simultaneously is less useful than, say, getting someone to fax or email you something rather than jabbering endlessly about it on the phone. But IRC is great when you're stuck working with someone like that.

  10. The flip side by Timesprout · · Score: 3, Insightful

    is that the technology gives some people give the appearance the are doing huge amounts of work, bombarding you with phone/email questions and updates, producing meaningless charts to indicate something or other, when really they are negatively impacting your productivity by increasing the noise to signal ratio.

    I often find the only way I can get some solid work done is to get in early before the morning email rounds kick off. I have also found it benificial on occasion to switch off my phone and physically disconnect my machine from the network. It pisses the some of the PHBs off but I am paid to produce results not provide running commentary and endless reports.

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    What truth?
    There is no dupe
  11. I completely agr ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    wait, my cell phone's ringing ...

    "Hello, er, hold on, my crackberry is buzzing"

    [Check's ema, ...] "You've got mail!"

  12. req'd hypertasking as a management technique by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    In my experience, managers are well aware of the negative effects of hypertasking and therefore require it of people they want to reduce the efficiacy of.

    If they dicover you can do the "geek hyperfocus trick", they will immediately burden you with parallel and interrupting tasks to stop you working so efficiently that you challenge them and "show up" other's relative lack of ability. If they see that you have prioritised and serialised the tasks and are hyperfocusing on each one sequentially, they will interrupt you every few minutes - even when you are completing each task before its deadline.

    1. Re:req'd hypertasking as a management technique by JawzX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree, managers take ruthless advantage of anyone who "shows potential" by further burdening them with additional tasks. This is not a new idea, thechnology has just made it easier to pile the work in front of the hardest workers. Used to be you had to actualy physicaly put something in front of the hard workers, now you can just click "send" and take advantage of the people who either enjoy or take actual pride in getting things done. It's social manipulation, pure and simple. On the down side of this managers now rarely get to SEE how hard someone is working and the ones who don't have all the work piled in front of them get promoted becuase they have TIME to suck up to management.

    2. Re:req'd hypertasking as a management technique by maximilln · · Score: 1

      It's social manipulation, pure and simple.

      Do you know how many times I've been trolled out of town for expressing the exact same ideas?

      Bravo!

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    3. Re:req'd hypertasking as a management technique by DissidentHere · · Score: 1

      This can be summarized simply:

      "If you want something done, give it to a busy person"

      People who are busy are also the people who are getting things done. The people who have time to suck up to management generally do have things to do, but they aren't getting done. They have to kiss ass to make up for the fact that they aren't getting thier shit done.

      Personally, I want to be busy, I want to make my manager look good. And lucky for me, my manger appreciates that. I'm not seeing the slackers move up, no matter how much they kiss ass, but I am seeing the benefit of my hard work.

      If the slackers are getting promoted and you aren't there are a few possibilities:
      1) your manager is an asshat.
      2) your skills are ideal for your position, but not for the next one. Thier skills are good for the next position, but not for one similar to yours.
      2b) you haven't displayed the skills that can get you to the next level.
      3) Those people are doing work that you don't know about (unlikely) or give really good head.

      Above everything, just be thankful to have a job and an income.

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      "None of us are as dumb as all of us." - meeting mantra
  13. Info Overload by MadMacSkillz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Reminds me of the last school I worked at (as Network Admin.) Various support departments were e-mailing teachers a kabillion times a week, and as a result the teachers stopped reading the e-mails - there were too many. I told each department, "Hey, why don't we set up a web page, and each of you can have one paragraph on it. Then we just tell the teachers to check the web page once a day!" They would not consent to it - they said they had "too much information to share." When I pointed out that no one was reading their e-mails anyway at this point in time, they just looked at me. I'm pretty sure they were thinking "Don't confuse us with the facts!"

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  14. Well... by iamdrscience · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In my not so humble opinion, people that don't know when it makes sense to use technology and when it doesn't aren't the type that are going to be the most productive anyways.

    1. Re:Well... by DissidentHere · · Score: 1

      Excellent point.

      I get the most done when I work from home. There may be some key people/customers I tell to call my cell, but to be away from the office phone, not have my email client up.....god its wonderful. +10 productivity.

      Its the reason I get most of my 'real work' done on the weekend!

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      "None of us are as dumb as all of us." - meeting mantra
  15. Caffeine, Stress, & Irritable Bowel Syndrome by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 2, Informative

    Research suggests that people with IBS seem to have a colon that is more sensitive and reactive than usual to a variety of things, including certain foods and stress...

    The colon responds strongly to stimuli (for example, foods or stress) that would not bother most people...

    In people with IBS, stress and emotions can strongly affect the colon...

    The following have been associated with a worsening of IBS symptoms... drinks with caffeine, such as coffee, tea, or colas; stress, conflict, or emotional upsets

    http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/ibs/ #whatcauses

    PS: As most of you know, you can't get any real work done in an atmosphere of "hypertasking," i.e. if you're trying to do physics, math, or symbolic logic, then get yourself a cabin in the mountains.

  16. Don't Worry! by CGP314 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can hypertask fine as long as you're on internet time.

    1. Re:Don't Worry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent "funny!"

  17. Article rendering error? by Zorilla · · Score: 1

    I hate to not discuss the article, but is anyone else having problems getting the page to render correctly in IE 6? Right now, it looks like two narrow columns superimposed over each other. Must be an excercise to hypertasking by reading two articles at once.

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    It would be cool if it didn't suck.
    1. Re:Article rendering error? by Dolphinzilla · · Score: 1

      Its screwed up in my IE 6 also, but looks fine in Firebird - thats cool !!

    2. Re:Article rendering error? by Dolphinzilla · · Score: 1

      Oops - I meant "FIREFOX"

  18. Hah. by Freston+Youseff · · Score: 1

    Just when I was starting to become confortable with the idea that extreme technological transhumanism is a kook philosophy, something like this comes around and points out a very real demand for computational implants and other data processing aids. Johnny Mnemonic here we come.

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  19. Re:Doesn't scare me as much. . . by Bastian · · Score: 1

    . . .as this new trend I've seen of people driving and text messaging at the same time.

  20. You do have the option of stepping back by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Over the years I recall studies of rats subjected to stressful circumstances, and by stressful I mean things such as excessive noise. Inevitably the rats suffered for it -- it took a toll, and why not? Isn't that what you would expect? How would you like, to use an extreme example, to work right next to a construction worker using a pile driver? Might make you irritable too.

    Now there is the factor of adaptation. The MTV effect and all whereby we all learn to accept sub-second images in our commercials and music videos, lots of jump cuts, and so on. The brain does adapt, no question. So it wouldn't surprise me a bit to hear anecdotally of people who love this sort of hypertasking, and prove to be very productive at it. Good for them. But if you find yourself feeling stressed as you continually do three things at once, keep in mind that the brain is the brain and there is a limit to how far you can push it and still be productive and happy. We are all just rats in the corporate maze of life and sometimes we get irritated by the stresses.

    When that happens, remember that many of you have the option to step back a bit. OK, so don't read the company email while sitting at Starbucks with an iPod blaring in your ear while you text your buddies on your cell phone. Makes you jumpy? Then pull out the ear plugs, sit in a quiet area instead of Starbucks, whatever you need to do. Leave the cell phone behind now and again. You are in control of your world, right, not the other way around?

    Now I said "many of you" have that option so that I don't get flamed by the "you insensitive clod" types who feel trapped in a job that forces them into stressful circumstances. Do what you can. But remember, you do not have to feel like an experiment in evolution to see how far your brain can be stretched to cope with stress. Step back now and then and enjoy life.

  21. big deal by iamdrscience · · Score: 2, Funny

    While I agree with the article overall, their results are over-stated because, in my experience, the people foolish enough to do office work in a Starbucks while talking on their cellphones are also the type that have trouble walking and chewing gum at the same time as well.

  22. apples/oranges by chron · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The story quotes someone from MIT who did a study on something fairly simple; timing one's recognition response to colors and letters. The article tries to sensationalize it into a broad swath of "multitasking is inefficient.". Just what this means is totally unclear.

    Be wary of anyone trying to simplify how humans think and work. No one understands the mind to any substantive degree--we have a hard time just figuring out how an ant's neurons fire when it walks.

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    1. Re:apples/oranges by Jerf · · Score: 1

      No one understands the mind to any substantive degree--we have a hard time just figuring out how an ant's neurons fire when it walks.

      Irrelevant. We don't have to "understand the mind to any substantive degree" to "understand how the mind is performing".

      (Common mistake. Same reason people still were mechanical engineers before we even had the theory of the atom, and many modern mechanical engineers still only understand outdated theories. You don't have to "understand matter to any substantiave degree" to design and build with it, you only need know how it performs.)

    2. Re:apples/oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A minor nitpick, Yuhong Jiang is a Harvard researcher. She used subjects from MIT.

  23. Responsiveness versus hypertasking by ewg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I use mobile communications to implement responsiveness rather than hypertasking. It's great to be able to check work email and get back to people quickly, either with an answer or at least a courtesy response.

    Just yesterday I handled two minor issues while waiting at the automobile dealership service department. Two people got answers within minutes rather than waiting over a (USA) holiday weekend, and I cleared two tasks from next week's to-do list. Abosuletly joyful.

    So I use the task-switching capability of mobile communications rather than the hypertasking capability, to the benefit of my coworkers and hopefully my career.

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    1. Re:Responsiveness versus hypertasking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are doomed!

  24. Being busy, and being productive by wowbagger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've said this before, but I feel it bears repeating.

    There is a difference between "being busy" and "being productive", and too damn many people don't know the difference.

    I work with a guy who cannot go five minutes without being on the phone. He will be on business trips and call me to tell me how well a demo went. If there were no problems I really DON'T need to be interrupted in my work - it can wait until you get back, Rob. He will call me as he is driving in to work (a 10 minute drive) to tell me he wants to talk to me when he gets in.

    He is the sort of person who feels that, if he is not talking to someone, writing a proposal, reading a proposal, etc., that he is not being productive.

    Now, when he and I travel, I use the time waiting in the airport to review in my mind the things that will need to happen when we get to the customer, or long-range design plans, or just plain relax - so that when I need to work, I can do so at 100%.

    All these people "hypertasking" - driving down the road making business calls that they have to "follow up on" because they cannot make proper notes, or don't have access to their information - in other words, wasting time. Wait until you can make the call, and resolve the issue with one call.

    In short, be smart-lazy. Go read Heinlein's "The man who was too lazy to fail" in Time Enough For Love and be like him. When you do something, do it so as to spend as little work as possible to achive as much gain as possible. Sometimes, putting something off till tomorrow is better than doing it today (if putting it off will allow you to solve it once and for all, and trying to do it today means revisiting it tomorrow anyway).

    People bitch about not having any "free time", yet every study done shows that we actually do have more "leasure time", but we fill it with so much crap that we have no "free time" left. If you feel overworked, if you feel like you have no free time, then examine all the things you do, and ask yourself "Do I *really* need to be doing this now, or am I just trying to be busy?"

    1. Re:Being busy, and being productive by rackrent · · Score: 1

      I think this raises a good point. As an example, I teach at a Community College and I'm required to hold a certain number of office hours/week for students to meet me in person. Do they do that? Of course not. I mostly sit around and surf the Internet. However, when I sit down to check e-mails in the evening (at home, of course), I have bunches from students demanding an immediate response from them on occasion.

      Frankly, what takes us several e-mail communiques later, could have been solved if they'd simply made the time to meet face to face.

      There does seem to be a perception that technology makes things more "productive" when in fact, it could just be making all of us busier, it seems.

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    2. Re:Being busy, and being productive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Frankly, what takes us several e-mail communiques later, could have been solved if they'd simply made the time to meet face to face.

      Speaking as a student, there are a lot of reasons they might not meet you face to face:

      • They're busy! Other classes during your office hours, maybe. Or a job that fills all the hours during the day that they don't have otherwise allocated (class).
      • Procrastination. They may not realize until the evening that they need help.
      • Intimidation. Some professors you want to have minimal contact with. (Not saying you're one of these.)
    3. Re:Being busy, and being productive by garote · · Score: 1

      I think Scrooge McDuck said it best, when he said: "Work smarter, not harder." :)

    4. Re:Being busy, and being productive by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

      I must be missing something -- why not instead of surfing the net so much during your office hours, take care of the previous night's emails? And then take your evenings for yourself? You could just tell your students, on the first day of class when you list your office hours and hand out your email address, that you only check email during your office hours. And for those that occasionally email demanding an immediate response, when you reply during the beginning of your office hours for that day, if they're demanding an immediate response I think it's fair to assume that they are waiting by their computer frantically for it, so reply back with an answer and mentioning that you're there for 2 more hours and if they'd stop by today you could help them solve that problem more quickly.

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  25. Exercises to improve multitasking ability by DGolden · · Score: 1

    I can quite happily do the opposite, going into a "coding trance", but lately it has become important to be able to multitask well (moved to a somewhat more sysadminny job involving running linux clusters). So I started to investigate ways to improve my ability there. The most fun thing to do was to write two different things at the same time, one pen in each hand. It feels very strange, but I'm getting better and better at it, and the exercise seems to have helped with other mental multitasking as well.

    The strangest thing (apart from doing it itself), is just how much your handwriting changes compared to either hand alone.

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    1. Re:Exercises to improve multitasking ability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, take it easy! You might be driving yourself into schizophrenia.

    2. Re:Exercises to improve multitasking ability by DGolden · · Score: 1

      Unlikely, at least that's what my friend Mr. Flippy in his green star blanket in the good ceiling tells me. What's that Mr. Flippy? Servants of the bad ceiling must die? Yes, Mr. Flippy, I agree.

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  26. sense of importance? by OffTheLip · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hundreds of emails, floods of text messages, loads of IM buddies, PDA bulging with contacts, etc. Self importance and self worth are the order of the day. Kind of pathetic really.

    1. Re:sense of importance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 Timothy 3 Perilous Times and Perilous Men Dangerous Times Are Coming: 2 Timothy 3 1 But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power.

  27. We Have The Option of Steping Back? by EXTomar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This may sound like an odd thing to say but realizing one has options is a prerequist to taking the option. If one doesn't realize they have the option of just sitting in Starbucks without doing work then how are they supposed to stop hypertasking?

    This isn't as simple as it sounds especially in a sectors of the economy that put the emphisis on "a lot is less is a lot more!" Like IT, if one person can manage 5 machines is there a way to make one person manage 10? Off the bat I would usually say "Yes, make them work twice as much". This is how you start down the path of hypertasking. You load up workers with abnormal but do able amounts of work. You find yourself having to do things at every possible moment of your day. It becomes habitial that you must be busy else you are doing something wrong. And once it becomes habitual it becomes harder to think "should I be doing this?" Worse yet is that your boss starts behaving and expecting high workloads as the norm. Your boss doesn't see any good reason why he should have people maintain five machines when they can maintain ten.

    So sure you can say "just back off" but there are behavioral and monetary reasons they can't just back off. Striving to make operational units do more work with less reason is a good thing. However if they are already as efficient as possible, the only way to boost productivity is to make them hypertask. As the article points out this productivity really isn't an improvement since it costs the "sanity" of your workers.

    1. Re:We Have The Option of Steping Back? by MadMorf · · Score: 1

      Like IT, if one person can manage 5 machines is there a way to make one person manage 10? Off the bat I would usually say "Yes, make them work twice as much".

      If you have the right tools and know how to use them you can be exponentially more efficient.

      At my employer, 6 of us manage over 700 servers, 2/3 Netware 6 the other 1/3 a mix of NT4/2000/2003...

      None us seems to be too stressed out, even considering we're going through a total IP address range conversion in all of our remote offices as well as major upgrades of our Directory Services...

      Remote management is a wonderful thing!

    2. Re:We Have The Option of Steping Back? by maximilln · · Score: 1

      At my employer, 6 of us manage over 700 servers

      Why does it take six people? If the workload is so light that each person can manage 125 systems then 3 people should easily be able to manage the whole lot.

      I'll be sure to pass the cost-savings analysis on to your management.

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    3. Re:We Have The Option of Steping Back? by MadMorf · · Score: 1

      Ah, but you have to account for vacation and sick time, pointless meetings and special projects.
      So, in a sense, we ARE doing it with only 3 to 4 at a time...

      Management weenie...

    4. Re:We Have The Option of Steping Back? by maximilln · · Score: 1

      But if you're already working from remote then vacation and sick time are irrelevant. What's this about pointless meetings and special projects? We hired you because you said you can multitask. Can you or can't you? :-)

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    5. Re:We Have The Option of Steping Back? by MadMorf · · Score: 1

      We hired you because you said you can multitask. Can you or can't you? :-)

      No, sorry.
      You hired ME because the MCSEs you hired before me were too busy playing EverCrack at work to actually do anything.

      And the one time they DID they lost the CEO's email...

      YOU hired ME because YOU want to keep YOUR job...

      Doh!

    6. Re:We Have The Option of Steping Back? by menscher · · Score: 1
      You find yourself having to do things at every possible moment of your day. It becomes habitial that you must be busy else you are doing something wrong.

      Exactly right. I woke up this morning, rolled over to check my email on my laptop by my bed, and discovered no pressing issues. I was struck with a sense of panic that I must be forgetting something.

      I have to say, though, that I really enjoy hypertasking. It's a lot of fun figuring out how to prioritize a large set of tasks, or how to optimize them in a way that allows you to work on multiple tasks at the same time. There's also the benefit of being able to rapidly switch when you get stuck, and switch back if you think of a potential fix. On the downside, if the tasks are sufficiently complicated you might start swapping. Worse yet is when you context switch so fast that the CPU is simply thrashing... not getting any real work done.

      Of course, I'm amused by the article talking of 400 emails/week. I currently receive about 1400/week (not counting spam/virus mails). It has taught me to delete by subject line, which is a very valuable skill.

    7. Re:We Have The Option of Steping Back? by jburroug · · Score: 1

      have to say, though, that I really enjoy hypertasking. It's a lot of fun figuring out how to prioritize a large set of tasks, or how to optimize them in a way that allows you to work on multiple tasks at the same time.

      Yes but do you really enjoy doing that all the time? Does the quality of your work suffer when that's the norm and not part of a singular effort in a crunch? I'll admit that from time to time I enjoy that "master of universe" feeling that comes with juggling a dozen priorities and managing every detail of a project during a critical phase. But only when I need to and only rarely at that. If I tried to keep that up on a daily basis I know the quality of my work (and my life) would suffer, I bet yours does too.

      On top of that you already admit that this hypertasking attitude has an adverse affect on your personal life. You check your work email first thing in the morning on a weekend and get nervous when there's nothing critical for you to do. Damnit man, it's the weekend! Anyone that sends you work related shit, and expects a reply, should just go fuck themselves.

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  28. Ain't no such thing as multi-tasking? by kinrowan · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I've always kind of felt like there wasn't any such thing; that the human mind really can only do one thing at a time, and the issue of multi-/hyper-tasking has to do with how quickly and efficiently you can switch between things.

    In fact, my understanding (small though it be) of Zen philosophy says that we should concentrate excluseivly on one thing at a time, thus the value of meditation. Always seemed like it might actualy make for better multi-tsking, but I've never been able to find the time to do it.

    Maybe we need a book: The Zen of Hyper-tasking.

    Wait, I should rite that down.

    1. Re:Ain't no such thing as multi-tasking? by timeOday · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I am now going to make a lame computer analogy, so bear with me :)

      People "multitask" the same way as a uniprocessor computer - by context switching. I'm with you, people might think they're doing 2 things at once, but mainly they're just context switching. Part of scheduler design is deciding how often to context switch - too little and the system isn't responsive, but too much and throughput is decreased due to all the context switch overhead.

      So I think it's important to be aware of each context switch you make, and remember that each one is potentially wasted time.

    2. Re:Ain't no such thing as multi-tasking? by RZeno · · Score: 1

      The analogy doesn't hold. A better one would be many computers communicating with each other through various means: some tightly coupled together, others communicating only through intermediaries. Each computer has its limits. Also, for the majority of the computers, it's very difficult if not impossible to judge if they are being used close to their limits.

      The human body does many things at the same time all the time because most of what we do is autonomous (breathing, circulating blood, digesting food, temperature regulation, etc).

      Even for conscious efforts, we can easily multitask when the activities use different parts of the brain and body AND no more than one of them require very much of our attention. The article's example of walking and listening to music. While hearing is used for both activities, neither requires much attention when you are familiar with where you are walking and with the music.

      The more that the same part of the body or brain is required for tasks we try to do at the same time, the harder it is to multitask between them.

  29. Ok by cubicledrone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    irritability, impatience, sleeplessness, an overly extended workweek, and is largely unproductive

    In other words, the modern workplace.

    It probably wouldn't be a problem if it weren't expected. Well, expected up to the point where everyone is laid off, the company is loaded into trucks and the office building is bulldozed.

    A lot of it also has to do with attention span. People, for the most part, simply cannot focus on one idea for more than about the interval between commercials in a sitcom. The whole "eyes glaze over" metaphor is nothing but a built-in excuse for everyone to be intellectually lazy. In the commercial culture, people who take the time to say anything remotely well-thought-out are ALWAYS looked at with some combination of alarm and revulsion by people around them.

    Basically, as far as advertisers are concerned, life is a theme park. Commercials want people to just start running through the park and not stop to look at all the distractions. Oh, and spend money. LOTS of money.

    Technology isn't the only factor driving the need to do more things at once. The workplace is demanding it.

    Well, the workplace is full of shit.

    Employers don't want to hire anyone who doesn't want to multitask, says Deborah Keary of the Society for Human Resource Management.

    Well boo-fuckin-hoo.

    They want people who can juggle multiple jobs, prioritize and handle multiple media, she says.

    Yeah? I want a convertible. So what?

    "That's how business is conducted these days, and there's no going back."

    Well, maybe business is full of shit too.

    "Society is kind of in meltdown," she says.

    And management moves on to the bread course.

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    Business isn't willing to pay for products, innovation and careers, so we get brands, mortgage commercials and layoffs.
    1. Re:Ok by Oswald · · Score: 1
      irritability: Well, the workplace is full of shit.

      irritability: Well boo-fuckin-hoo.

      irritability: Yeah? I want a convertible. So what?

      LOL, this post is hilarious, especially coming from someone who chose to call themselves "cubicledrone."

      Seriously, though, I agree with you completely. Maybe over time, humanity will adjust, but I'm old and cranky and tired. Four more years to retirement, and I can't wait.

    2. Re:Ok by solios · · Score: 1

      They want all that shit, and they don't want to pay for it.

      I'm a sysadmin, video editor, subtitler, web bitch, mac tech support and DVD/multimedia author. All one job. Pays less than 25 a year.

      Of course, the local economy sucks a rancid, pus-filled testicle. I'm happy I have a job. Happier still I have one that keeps me more or less too busy to spend the pitiful amount of cash I'm making. (I priced it out and anyone who does ONE of those things on my little list gets at LEAST 10k more a year than I do.)

  30. The trick is to mandate a shorter work week by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    Like France and some other European countries, who mandate a 35 hour work week, maximum. No more velvet sweat shops....

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    1. Re:The trick is to mandate a shorter work week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whee increased unemployment!

    2. Re:The trick is to mandate a shorter work week by Generalisimo+Zang · · Score: 1

      Grandparent: The trick is to mandate a shorter work week like France and some other European countries, who mandate a 35 hour work week, maximum. No more velvet sweat shops....

      Anonymous Parent: whee increased unemployment!

      Dear Mr. Anonymous, think about what you just wrote.

      If all of the people working 70 hour, and 50 hour, workweeks were to suddenly be limited to 35 hour workweeks, then how exactly would that INCREASE unemployment?

      If anything, it would require that many many people be hired to pick up the work left undone.

      Also, since we're on the subject... why do you think unemployement and underemployement are so high right now, but the newspapers keep trumpeting "gains in American productivity" every fiscal quarter?

      It's because companies are having each worker do the work that would have been handled by 2 or 3 or 4 people a decade ago.

      Great news if you're an executive or if you own enough corporate stock to support yourself from the dividends alone... but pretty crappy news if you have to work for a living.

    3. Re:The trick is to mandate a shorter work week by markh100 · · Score: 1

      How would limiting the number of hours per week a corporation is permitted to force an individual to work increase unemployment? If anything, this change will force corporations to hire more individual workers, which you think would decrease unemployment?

      You could argue that this will negatively affect the national economy, limiting our ability to compete in the global economy. This is madness. For decades, many European nations have enjoyed shorter workweeks. Here in the United States, corporations are squeezing every last drop of efficiency from their workers, in an effort to maximize profits. Rather than switching to the European model, the United States is forcing European nations to increase their workweeks to keep up. This is unnacceptable.

    4. Re:The trick is to mandate a shorter work week by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That was the idea, when they implemented this policy in France. But in reality, unemployment did not go down, in fact it increased. Economic activity as a whole will decline when companies are not allowed to be as productive. Not to mention, international companies will pull out of countries where the work laws are so restrictive as to make it a non-profitable business venture. There is not a finite amount of work that must be divided among a finite number of people. Higher productivity = more work to be done. New jobs get created when the number of people needed to do an old job are reduced. France is considering changing their laws for this reason.

  31. Bigger workplace worries for IT workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Post bubble, be more concerned about the effects of Hyper Ass Kissing in the workplace.

  32. Stone age brains. by caluml · · Score: 1

    "Prof Marois said that a VSTM capacity of four was probably not much of a problem in the relatively slower-paced lives of our hunter-gatherer ancestors. Not so today, however. The fast pace of modern life is stretching our Stone Age brains to the limit." The article is here.

  33. npr story by squarefish · · Score: 1
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  34. Sometimes its not about being faster .. by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 1

    Sometimes Hypertasking is not about being faster, for example when I program to get one thing done I have to add three things, then notice 2 other things that I should fix or that could be cleaned up.

    So Hypertasking becomes a routine, and adding another distraction to it isn't noticeable at first.

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  35. Our Wonderful New SweatShop Economy by Cryofan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Aint the New Economy wonderful!?

    Because people no longer talk to each other about politics much, the only political thoughts that cross their minds are the ones they hear in the car listening to talk radio and the ones they hear on teevee. And guess who control those political thoughts? The Man, the corporations, The Massa. And so not surprisingly the political ideas we get from those sources support the wonderful new "multitasking workplace". Gee, I wonder why?
    Hey, didn't I hear President Bush talk about this "Economy of Today" during his convention nomination acceptance speech?

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    1. Re:Our Wonderful New SweatShop Economy by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

      Aint the New Economy wonderful!?

      Sure is!

      Because people no longer talk to each other about politics much, the only political thoughts that cross their minds are the ones they hear in the car listening to talk radio and the ones they hear on teevee.

      Which never mention underemployment, the total incompetence of most businesses' management of employees, or the fact that nobody actually does anything or produces anything at work any more except going to meetings and checking their e-mail.

      What's going to be real fun is when finance companies finally realize (after the meeting, of course) that jobs, because they are all temporary, are no longer sufficient collateral for mortgages and car loans. Hooray for the obsolete career!!

      --
      Business isn't willing to pay for products, innovation and careers, so we get brands, mortgage commercials and layoffs.
  36. Re:Caffeine, Stress, & Irritable Bowel Syndrom by beacher · · Score: 1
    if you're trying to do physics, math, or symbolic logic, then get yourself a cabin in the mountains.

    Yeah, it worked for Ted Kaczynski! Harvard, Berkeley, PhD mathematics! Isolation isn't the cure - Technology is like any other aspect of your life. It needs balance.

  37. Are we doomed? by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No. All devices have an off switch somewhere; learn to use it from time to time.

  38. ADD/ADHD and Evolution of the Mind by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's interesting to think of this as an opportunity for the "survival of the fittest" to apply. I have a co-worker who simply cannot focus without having several sensory inputs going on at once. By doing so, he can focus without distraction for long periods of time. He regularly works on 2-3 projects at once, and seems able to juggle an incredible number of simultaneous tasks. He's been diagnosed as ADHD.

    Similarly, a good friend of mine (also diagnosed adult ADD/ADHD) who telecommutes by editing/publishing online comments keeps music blaring, and rarely has fewer than 10 windows open at a given time. She is constantly waiting for the computer (primarily the web server on the far side and/or her high-speed connection) to render results pages, and [Alt][Tab]s back and forth so fast it's almost impossible to keep up with what she's doing. If she's had caffiene... you'll get tired just watching her.

    Perhaps we'll see people who have been labled "hyperactive" or "lacking focus" as the ones who will be magically productive in such environments. We may find that they're not distracted by such sensory overload--they may even be empowered by it.

    If so, this will surely be a satisfying development for a large segment of the population that has traditionally been medicated toward being "normal." It may be that by allowing their brains to function the way they do without medication, they'll leave the rest of us in the technological dust.

    Tim

    1. Re:ADD/ADHD and Evolution of the Mind by maximilln · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Perhaps we'll see people who have been labled "hyperactive" or "lacking focus" as the ones who will be magically productive in such environments

      I don't know about magically, but I do agree with the hypothesis that there's more wrong with the medical/pharmaceutical industry than there is with their purported patients.

      I've never agreed with medicating for attention deficit disorders. I think,"If I grew up today, I wouldn't be able to pay attention in class either because it's all such juvenile drivel that's pouring out of the approved curriculum!"

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    2. Re:ADD/ADHD and Evolution of the Mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe I am ADHD and have been since I was a child. All the symptoms are there and yes, it has on occasion caused me trouble. But to me, being ADHD is completely normal and it is a part of me.

      I do well at multi-tasking especially when I do several normally boring tasks at once. I'm not smarter or faster than others but I am more distractable than others so by working on that distribution list while talking with a customer over the phone, I am more completely occupied than I would be doing either task alone. Because of this I drift off less and stay on-task(s) more. I don't find it to difficult as long as I have the ability to "park" one thing when the other becomes a challenge. That's why I have something like a list to work on, I'm not superman, I could not hold two telephone conversations at once.

      At the end of the day, I find myself better off if I have had a number of challenges than if I had just muddled through the day. I have more energy, feel more relaxed but still glad to be done with the day.

      I've talked with many other people who have this same kind of issue. We find what we do completely normal but get terribly frustrated when things don't work for us. I think that is part of it too. The lack of self-paitence. We tend to toss things into a pile to think about and then get back to them when we need to.

      But hey, at least I'm not bored. Boredom kills me.

    3. Re:ADD/ADHD and Evolution of the Mind by idlemind · · Score: 1

      Speaking of boredom...

      "Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice, more drunkards than thirst, and perhaps as many suicides as despair." ~C.C. Colton

  39. I think it is time to think to plan activity by SergeyKurdakov · · Score: 2

    There is one notable point in the article that actually persons are more productive when they perform one task. I could say that from the experience this is a fact which I would easily admit. And also would say that the way to resolve is better planning of activity and here - where most people would fail - just because they are not about to be self controlled and self motivated, and rather most are driven by outer stimulus. And taking the last fact for truth it is logical that to organize one person there is need in someone else that performs organizational tasks - and here it is automatically less efficient than two unorganized persons.

    I think that either we should live with the fact and accept the stress under modern demands or somehow teach people to be more self organized and more efficient.

    Personally ( again as I learn by experience that doing things as it described in article one per one is really MUCH more efficient than chasing few tasks altogether) I prefer make one task and be more efficient - the problem is that sometimes managers tend to overload me ( as there are quite a bit of my skills to use ;) ( maybe more correct to say abuse in this context ;) including ability to proces a lot of information fast) ) and give number of tasks to perform simultaneously. And really if skills are abused - I become inefficient - but rarely people would allow me to run efficient way when I tell them I could run better in things are better sorted out. So - being really useful and efficient for company and submission to manager's will to move faster in many tasks simulataneously are contradictory goals which could not be achieved. And there is a difficult situation which requires to make decisions. One thing unfortunate things here in Russia that job market is very demanding and thus one has almost no way to affect management decisions being a specialist ( so no feedback is taken)but fortunately in russia things are less formal in job market and I could keep to be efficient without destroying myself just changing work ( though sometimes after investing all the efforts during several years to develop something it is a very tought decision). So for me as a software developer and a foreigner it is really very interesting related question - how in US software developers could deal with demands which actually stifle their productivity still keeping relations with managers to be OK ? What is the practise? Are managers ready to move to plan things better? Or accept planned things which are planned to be implemented in order one by one?

  40. Re: Know when to delegate, and when to shut of. by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Consider management style jobs: lots of things to do, many interruptions, and s**tloads of information coming from everywhere at the same time.

    The trick is not to let your life be run by the outside world, but interface with the outside world in a way that works best for you.

    You get too many people calling you on the phone, or e-mailing you more than you have time to spend on answering them all? Get a secretary, and let him/her filter phone calls, e-mail or paperwork.

    You want to focus on a particular activity? Tell people you work with, and don't ALLOW any interruptions during that activity. Business meetings are an example. Another example: I don't like being on the phone while I'm in busy traffic, or in the middle of shopping in a supermarket. Solution: I just leave my phone at home when I go out to buy groceries.

    Don't let people grab your time whenever THEY feel like it, but give people the opportunity to do so when YOU're ready for them. In CPU terms: it might work better for you not to work in an interrupt-driven style, but use a polling method instead.

  41. Multitasking or Task-switching by DaoudaW · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Lots of research has been done in the area of multitasking. One of the more insightful results is that much of what passes as "multitasking" is in fact task-switching. Each switch exacts a cost as we reorient ourselves to the new/old task. If you are really interested heres enough info to write your own thesis on the topic.

    1. Re:Multitasking or Task-switching by Poeir · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In operating systems, it's called a context switch. A processor doesn't actually run a bunch of programs simultaneously; rather, it runs one program for a few nano- (or micro-, or other small fraction of a) second, then stores the data for future reference, loads another program (and its data), runs that one for a fraction of a second, and repeats this many times over the course of a second. If the programs never wait (for user input, or sleep for no particular reason), this is wasteful; a program which had the entire processor to itself would use it, but having to share with others means cycles get spent on changing tasks.

      It would be more efficient to do batch processing, where the processor finishes one task (with 100% CPU utilization), then does a second task, then a third, and so on. For most programs, there is user I/O which takes much longer than that fraction of a second spent on any given program. This is also why you, the user, can't tell this is happening. For a computer, a context switch should take on the order of nanoseconds.

      For a human, it's different. It has often been said that the human brain is like a computer, and this is a useful starting point here. This computer, though, takes much, much longer to do a context switch. For example, if I decide to call the Bobs, it's going to take me about about half a second to pick up the phone, a few seconds to find them in my address book (or dial the number), a few more seconds to let it ring, possibly up to 60 seconds for a voice mail greeting, and then I can start talking to them. The only task is to talk to the Bobs. If they're across the hall from me, it will take a few seconds to get over there. If they're in the same room, calling has a higher cost than talking directly to them. (Of course, interrupting them will cause them to do a context switch to talking to me, costing their productivity.)

      Doing a task all at once prevents having to context switch to or from it. If I got up, make myself a sandwich, and eat it, I have used less time on the sandwich than I would if I got up, went to the refrigerator, took out some sandwich meat, put it on the counter, came back to the computer, read some Slashdot, went to the cupboard, got bread out, came back to the computer, wrote some of a program, went to the counter, made the sandwich, turned on the television, went back to the counter, picked up the sandwich, and ate it. The time in going to the refrigerator, coming back to the computer, going to the cupboard, coming back to the computer, went to the counter, turned on the television, and going back to the counter is all wasted. It would be much more efficient to make the sandwich, eat it, read Slashdot, write the program, then watch television (not necessarily in that order).

      Even if I am already where I need to be (for example, changing from IRC to Slashdot to OpenOffice), there is an overhead cost in switching. There is also an overhead cost in changing my frame of mind; how I think like when programming is nothing like how I think when talking to friends.

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    2. Re:Multitasking or Task-switching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Insightful?!? How abou misleading!

      A processor doesn't actually run a bunch of programs simultaneously; rather, it runs one program for a few nano- (or micro-, or other small fraction of a) second, then stores the data for future reference, loads another program (and its data), runs that one for a fraction of a second, and repeats this many times over the course of a second.

      Many processors have deep pipelines, and especially with a hyperthreading cpu, it's common to have parts of the pipeline working on one program's instruction and other parts of the pipeline working on another program's instruction.

      It would be more efficient to do batch processing, where the processor finishes one task (with 100% CPU utilization), then does a second

      No it wouldn't. This would only be the case in the quite useless instance of two 100% CPU-bound tasks that never did any I/O (and with no output, they're useless). Since all real-life programs do at least some I/O, batch processing is less efficient because idle cycles would occur waiting for the I/O. With multitasking other tasks can perform their tasks in parallel during those times.

      If I got up, make myself a sandwich, and eat it, I have used less time on the sandwich than I would if I got up, went to the refrigerator, took out some sandwich meat, put it on the counter, came back to the computer, read some Slashdot, went to the cupboard, got bread out, came back to the computer, wrote some of a program, went to the counter, made the sandwich, turned on the television, went back to the counter, picked up the sandwich, and ate it. The time in going to the refrigerator, coming back to the computer, going to the cupboard, coming back to the computer, went to the counter, turned on the television, and going back to the counter is all wasted. It would be much more efficient to make the sandwich, eat it, read Slashdot, write the program, then watch television (not necessarily in that order).

      Right analogy, wrong conclusion. I'm typing this with dinner in the oven. It'd be as stupid for me to stand there waiting bored for the oven as it would be to claim that batch processing beats task switching.

  42. Re:Caffeine, Stress, & Irritable Bowel Syndrom by timeOday · · Score: 1

    No, I disagree. Isolation IS the cure. Set aside part of the day to be uninterrupted, and the rest to "do email." Need to plow through a difficult paper? Take a seat in the bottom floor of the library, where nobody goes and there's no WiFi. Maybe I'm the only one who's too easily distracted, but I doubt it.

  43. this is not really new information by TakaIta · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just do a search on +multitasking +productivity You'll find articles like this one: Study: Multitasking is counterproductive. (published in 2001)
    Also Zen Buddhists have known this for a long time. In fact they claim that spending every day some time doing nothing (meditating) increases your productivity. See: Zen and the Art of Corporate Productivity

  44. Re:Caffeine, Stress, & Irritable Bowel Syndrom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fine. If that works for you, have fun. Personally, I don't need to be totally isolated.

  45. Re: Know when to delegate, and when to shut of. by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a nice idea, but the current trends in workplace design frequently make it impractical. For instance, my employer (Fortune 100 Corporation) recently renovated our building so that all of the programmers, managers, and technical people (everyone) lost private offices and went to cubes (53" walls on two sides, 60" wall on one). Our GM said we would be "surprised by the increase in productivity." He's right. If there's ever an increase in productivity, I'll be surprised.

    My desk is now at a crossroads in the office, with our IT Admin behind me, and another project manager to my left. The cube design is such that ANYONE can lean over the main cube wall and start up a conversation. It matters not if I'm reading a complex technical spec, talking on a conference call, or simply staring at some code--anyone and everyone will strike up a conversation (that is, pull a non-maskable interrupt) about various topics.

    To make matters worse, I'm a social person, who hates to seem rude or unsociable. In this environment, my willingness to socialize is my worst enemy. I have considered making a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign and putting it on the top edge of the cube wall. However, I'm quite certain our GM will have a fit over that, since by doing so, I'll be stifling "teaming opportunities."

    I'd love to be back in a polling mode, but the new motherboard design allows no prioritization of NMI's, so I'm stuck.

    Tim

  46. You speak as if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You speak as if everyone else has as much trouble walking and chewing gum at the same time as you do.

  47. Re:Caffeine, Stress, & Irritable Bowel Syndrom by contagious_d · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know about a cabin in the mountains, thats kind of expensive. For ~$7 US you can make a 24 oz Red Bull and Pepto Bismol shake (2 cans of red bull, 1 bottle of Pepto Bismol, vodka to taste)* and sip it all day while sitting on the toilet in a public restroom (free!) and working on your Wi-Fi enabled laptop (sadly, not free).

    *this milkshake is not recommended for consumption by children under 10, adults, dogs, cats, gerbils, pre-teens, or teenagers. May cause unspecified cramping, swelling or acute ADHD of the butt. May cause testicular retraction, lactating, and uncontrollable vomiting. Studies on lab rats have shown links to cannabalism, twitching, lesions, goatse, and talking like a pirate. Not for internal use.

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    - /home is where the food is.
  48. Evolution of the mind? by k98sven · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't really think so.. See, I can't exactly see the evolutionary advantage in being able perform lots of work tasks at the same time. There isn't such a strong link between work performance and survival anymore.

    Now.. a mutation enabling you to work, talk on the phone, and have sex at the same time, that would be an evolutionary advantage!

    But I'll agree it'd be nice knowing these stress problems were only temporary.. solving themselves in a million years or so.

    1. Re:Evolution of the mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Now.. a mutation enabling you to work, talk on the phone, and have sex at the same time, that would be

      I am sure all the 1-900-phone-sex professionals are doing that - working, having sex while talking to their clients on the phone.

    2. Re:Evolution of the mind? by JollyFinn · · Score: 1

      >Now.. a mutation enabling you to work, talk on the phone, and have sex at the same time, that would be an evolutionary advantage!

      So the hookers who do both physically present customers, and call girl duties at same time are going to inherit the earth?

      If man would be evolved from monkey why we weren't left as a bonobos?

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    3. Re:Evolution of the mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now.. a mutation enabling you to work, talk on the phone, and have sex at the same time, that would be an evolutionary advantage!


      wouldnt that be like phonesex at work? i dont think mutations are need :)
    4. Re:Evolution of the mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a mutation enabling you to work, talk on the phone, and have sex at the same time, that would be an evolutionary advantage!

      Slashdotters don't need a mutation for that! You can use a headset/speakerphone to talk. Then you place one hand on the keyboard for work, and the other hand on your wacky willy!

    5. Re:Evolution of the mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the hookers who do both physically present customers, and call girl duties at same time are going to inherit the earth?

      Well.. It is the "oldest profession".. So why not?

  49. Darned women drivers! ;-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Indignant male driver reports:

    "I was driving to work the other morning, when I looked over to the car in the next lane. There was this woman, going over the speed limit at least 70 miles an hour, with her face right up against the rear view mirror putting on her makeup.

    "I looked away a moment, and when I looked back, she was still at it, and drifting into my lane. It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver. Trying to catch both it and my doughnut which I had been holding in my other hand, and while trying to straighten out the car with my knees on the steering wheel, I dropped my cell phone into my coffee, which I was holding between my legs, scalding my crotch and also losing a very important call.

    "I somehow got control of the car, mopped up the coffee, brushed off the doughnut crumbs, got the shaver off the floor and dialed the person back that I had been talking with. When I looked over, there was that woman, oblivious to it all, now combing her hair and still crowding into my lane.

    "Darned women drivers!!!"

  50. The info is older than you think! by mariox19 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the article:

    [R]esearch [...] determined that for all types of tasks, subjects lost time when they had to switch from one task to another.

    I agree with you that the above observation is not new. Adam Smith in his Wealth of Nations commented on the very same phenomenon. In fact, his observation appears in the very first chapter of the book:

    A man commonly saunters a little in turning his hand from one sort of employment to another. When he first begins the new work he is seldom very keen and hearty; his mind, as they say, does not go to it, and for some time he rather trifles than applies to good purpose. [Emphasis mine.]

    This observation no doubt appears even earlier in literature. I just happened to recall reading it in Smith.

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  51. Vente by JustOK · · Score: 0

    I think the trend is a vente mocha valencia with soy ip doubleclick [return] Tuesday at 9? Yah, I'm free.

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  52. Not in Work Force Yet by holderofthering · · Score: 1

    I haven't been part of the main workforce yet, due to the fact im still in highschool. The problems we face with having alot of tech are similar, but for me, its a huge blessing.

    Personaly, im the kind of guy, who gets off on full focused crunch. Not that I don't plan ahdad (usualy), but i get the most done at 4 am. What happens when your working on a group project? somthing worth 15+% of your term mark?

    being able to deligate to my group members every 20 mins, and bounce off any thing new ive created, really helps, especialy when i can see the gain right away.

    For me, i wouldn't be able to get this stuff done, without these tools. I'd be sitting in my basment, at 3 am, wondering whats getting done, and what to do. Plus my spelling is horrible, and to have 3 freinds to check my work, is really helpful. (this is highschool, some peopls just don't sleep).

    To be fair, ive lerned i have to turn of my music when i really need to get some work done. the funny/hard part, is figuring out how difficult the work is, this is highschool, rember.

  53. get productive by shokk · · Score: 3, Informative

    Hotspots and computing power have nothing to do with how unproductive people are. It's always been true that people with a task list need to organize it and focus on the current task at hand. The coming tasks will get their focus in turn, and worrying about them while working on something else causes you to forget steps, rush things out, and rush other people that might be associated with it (causing irritation ripples through time). The trick is getting other people who are unorganized and rushed into recognizing that you don't have time for their issue at this exact moment but they are in the queue. Realistic priorities must be respected: making everything priority 1 means nothing has priority over anything else, defeating the system. If things really were priority 1, that's a sure sign that things around you have broken down due to lack of resources and it's time to get out of that situation.

    Technology like PDAs, most of which is now built into cell phones, can help by making a todo list, even if it is just a text file that you edit with a priority number. The rest is up to you to coordinate with fellow humans, and has nothing to do with technology. Most of us seem to lack those skills because you just don't get that sort of training in school.

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  54. Very true by erenq · · Score: 2, Funny

    As anyone who has played Starcraft while trying to keep your Mom thinking you're actually talking to her at the same time will testify, both tasks suffer.

    1. Re:Very true by LCookie · · Score: 1, Funny

      Same with Warcraft III and girlfriend on the phone.... sucks ;)

    2. Re:Very true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the same problem with Starcraft and a girlfriend. Why should I have to listen to her yak on and on about the clothes she just bought?

  55. The key to mutlitasking is timing. by Kristoph · · Score: 2

    The value of pervasive connectiveity, IMO, is that it permits you to do work at times when circumstances require you to be away from your desktop. The only way I stay atop my 300 email a week inbox and still stay productive is by using my laptop in cabs, on planes, even in the subway. I recently decided to invest in a PDA because it will permit me to at least read my email when I not able use a laptop (like when I am waiting in an airplane boarding queue, when the flight is taxing, while waiting for a cab/bus/subway and even while my wife is in some womens clothing store).

    The point is mutlitasking can sometimes be usefull and efficient provided it is done at times where you are performing a task that involves litmited stimuli and pervesive connectivity will only assist that.

    Kristoph

  56. I understand this. by ONU+CS+Geek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I currently work anywhere from 60 to 90 hours every week. This is on-the-clock time, not including time I spend doing paperwork, reading and studying for certifications, and answering calls from technicians that are in the field that have questions.

    The first month it was hard getting myself into that schedule and way of life...now, if I take a day off in the week, my body wants to go and do things....

    It's really sad...at one point in time, I worked to relieve stress....and now my secondary stress reliever is stressing me out.

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    1. Re:I understand this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you ever sleep??

    2. Re:I understand this. by donglekey · · Score: 1

      Yet you have plenty of time to read and post on slashdot.

    3. Re:I understand this. by k98sven · · Score: 1

      You know, that's not healthy.

      Unless you take big vacations, if you're not completely getting away from work, ever, then you're going to wind up with a clinical depression sooner or later.

      Either that or karoshi.

    4. Re:I understand this. by cerberusss · · Score: 1
      60 to 90 hours every week

      I don't buy this shit. You say you work 80 productive hours per week? Let's do the math. I assume you take sunday off. Each of those other six days, you have to get up at 06:00 AM, start at 07:00 AM and finish by 08:30 PM. Then you can be home at 09:00 PM, make dinner and eat at 09:30 PM. After dinner, you have to go to bed otherwise you're having trouble getting up at 06:00 AM again.

      Note that NOTHING, absolutely NOTHING fits in this schedule. No parents, no friends, no significant other, no dog, no hobby, no TV. Of course, when you spend time on any of those, that's not working.

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  57. WiFi at Coffee Shops by cyliax · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I used to go to coffee shops to do productive work away from my email, etc... however, nowadays almost all of the coffee shops offer WiFi. Especially, the non-corporate shops seem to use free WiFi to draw people away from Starbucks. I guess now I have to rely on my "will-power" to prevent myself to get on the 'net, check Slashdot, read my email etc..., while "forcing" myself to relax and enjoy a Mocha. -ingo

  58. Re:Caffeine, Stress, & Irritable Bowel Syndrom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh god
    I wish I had some mod points to spare right now ...

    I'm gonna print this sucker off & tape it
    to my cube at work

    Thank you, you just made my day :)

  59. wakeup call by tabby · · Score: 1

    This story was a bit of a wakeup call for me.

    I got a laptop at start of this year & thought "great now I can use those hours I was losing on the ferry and the bus between classes, home & work". So I enrolled for a full study load as well as working 34 hours a week. 1/2 a semester later I have to drop half the subjects & take some time off work cause I was starting to lose it. I was getting snappy with friends & customers, not sleeping & trying to do much more than I could handle.

    The scary thing for me was realising how much I was denying that it was a problem.

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  60. Re: Know when to delegate, and when to shut of. by Znork · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I have considered making a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign and putting it on the top edge of the cube wall."

    People who just dont even get it when you're turning headphones up and pointedly ignore taps on the shoulder sometimes actually do pause for a second when you put up a sign.

    But I'm starting to consider electrified concertina wire.

  61. Re: Know when to delegate, and when to shut of. by tsotha · · Score: 1
    I have considered making a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign and putting it on the top edge of the cube wall

    When I'm in this situation I just wear headphones. It's a "do not disturb" sign that says "I'm doing something" without saying "you're not important enough to disturb me."

  62. You insensitive clod! by beanluc · · Score: 1

    I work at Starbuck's!

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  63. Instead of Coffee Shops by lux55 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Go to small, local diners. Sit by yourself. Bring a laptop, notebook, pen, etc. Have lunch. Have coffee. Take your time. Work at your leisure, but _do_ do work. Talk to the staff. Don't worry about distractions -- they're far fewer than, for example, the distractions of working at home (TV, games, family, hobbies like a guitar, etc.), and they're a LOT less likely to offer free WiFi access, which is a GOOD thing.

    Also, the distractions caused by other human beings doing things around you are good. Embrace them, and it'll mean you're actually interacting with other _real_ human beings. That what life's about anyway. Community, family. Starbucks et al don't have that.

    I go to work at the diner down the street every chance I get. It costs me lunch every time, and I'm sure it's not the healthiest food, but I accomplish far more that way, and I know when it's time to call it quits when my laptop battery is just about up. Then when I get home, I check my email, answer questions, and then my work day is done. Before I go, I check my email also. You don't have to have your email on all the time. You also don't need to work all the time. The amazing thing is that I used to work like crazy, because that's what small business owners do. Since I decided to stop that, because the lifestyle isn't sustainable, nor enjoyable, I'm much happier, and I get more done than I was before, both work-wise and in my personal life. I read again. I talk to my family. I see my friends. A world of difference.

    Not to say I'm perfect or anything like that, or that I've got all the answers (yeah right! the only thing I know for sure is I ain't got a clue!), but it came down to the choice of living to work or working to live. And as much as I enjoy what I do, I don't live for it.

    1. Re:Instead of Coffee Shops by IronChef · · Score: 1

      Also, the distractions caused by other human beings doing things around you are good. Embrace them, and it'll mean you're actually interacting with other _real_ human beings. That what life's about anyway. Community, family. Starbucks et al don't have that.

      Is your Starbucks both operated and visited by soulless robots?

      That would be cool.

  64. Heinlein++ by solios · · Score: 1

    My dad gave me that story to read when I was a young, unproductive slacker. Now I'm an older, wiser, and productive slacker. Go figure.

    Re: your coworker- I have the dubious joy of suffering two of those, both prone to mood swings and verbal ejaculation at me of shit that has nothing whatsoever to do with me... because I'm THERE. I have another "friend" who has anxiety attacks and psychotic episodes if he's alone for more than a few hours- his deal is if he doesn't have anybody to hang out with, then NOBODY LIKES HIM. Weirdass worldview if you ask me- and calling me at work at ten PM to whine me questions that are in the documentation is a great way to prove your paranoia. :P

    People who have a seemingly inconceivable NEED to communicate annoy the everloving SHIT out of me, since this is largely not my personality type. The proposal bit you mention is definitely related to productivity- the leghumping need for communication, on the other hand, I believe is a psychological issue.

    As for free time... I wanted some more of that, so I quit smoking. Gave me an extra seventeen hours a week.

  65. Depends on your worldview. by solios · · Score: 1

    Some people might consider a full inbox, answering machine, PDA, etceteras to be bragging rights. Good for them- I put it in the same category as the hundreds of people I overhear in Pittsburgh whining "I'M SOOOO TIRED...." on the street, on the bus, etceteras. I don't fucking care. You're tired? DRINK SOME COFFEE. STOP WHINING.

    It's a "look at me!" sort of thing. If they were in my office and doped up on coffee, they'd be whining about how much spam they have in their inbox.

    Me, I get too much email for it to be useful anymore. I can't run AIM without getting all three of my monitors loaded with messages within minutes. The desire of people to communicate with me and my desire to be communicated with, I've found, are inversely proportionate. :|

  66. Disconnect. by solios · · Score: 1

    On the one hand, I find it amusing that a couple of term windows running irssi and tcpdump makes me look extremely busy on otherwise slow days.

    On the other hand, I have a very narrow, very easily broken attention span. You might call it a "one track mind", whereby I can only give one thing my full attention at once. Can't background processes. One of the reasons why I fucking HATE the telephone- not only am I talking, I have to figure out how to manage a banana-shaped hunk of plastic.... and I can't fucking DO anything. I get a phone call and I'm stuck staring at my monitor, unable to get anything done. I can't. The conversation competely disables that part of my brain.

    Naturally, I have a concentration-intensive job in an open, too-accessible office. I have afternoon and evening hours (12-8 compared to the usual 9-5), and I get damned near all of my work done between five and eight. Assuming my coworkers actually leave. The last year or so, they've been hanging around after work more and more and more because they're somebody THERE to hang out WITH (even if I have my headphones clamped on blasting Whitehouse...).... which pushes the hours I can actually Get Work Done to past ten PM, or on certain weekends, or when certain people aren't in the office.

    Most work shit I can handle, but subtitling (pacing/keying) requires a level of focus I can't get most of the time.

    As for the phone.... I pull the plug on it after five, and plug it back in before I leave. That's a relic of giving my work number to the wrong people a long time ago more than it is work sanity.

    I've noticed that for a lot of people, Work Is Life. :|

  67. Re: Know when to delegate, and when to shut of. by jschottm · · Score: 1

    I have a dream T-Shirt I want to make to wear to work. On the front, it will say, "Does not play well with idiots." On the back it will say, "I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you."

  68. Be selective when spreading your contact info by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

    Yes, it is, and that's the point. Being "contactable all the time" is just friggin' stupid. There's not enough time in the day and not enough patience in the soul to deal with all the world's idiots.
    That is: if all the world's idiots have your number. My phone number is only known by family, friends and maybe other people that I would not mind contacting me. My phone is on most of the time. Deliberately turning it off to avoid being called by people I like would be a bit odd. Unless on occasions where I want to dedicate my time exclusively to one of them in person.
    Z

  69. Yes, but... by Garabito · · Score: 1
    But the only thing these connecting technologies give us are options;

    They give us options, but also they give options to employers, PHBs, cients and such; who expect to be able to contact you, at the time they want, even on non bussines hours.

  70. Been there... by Garabito · · Score: 1
    I had to do so in my previous job

    Damn Slashdot!

  71. WiFi hotspots aren't for work, silly by KanSer · · Score: 1

    WiFi at a place to relax (coffee/drug house? relaxed? suspend disbeleif) is for Slashdot, porn, and gaming. You play Counter-Strike at Starbucks cuz your boss would kill you if you did it at work. Sounds like some people need to rethink their priorities.

    But by all means, keep the volume up. Starbucks baristas seem to love the sounds of gunfire and explosions.

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    1. Re:WiFi hotspots aren't for work, silly by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Here is someone with ADD and mild autism.

      No noise in certain environments just makes me counter productive.

      A starbucks that is not too loud but has an inviting atmosphere and some light music helps me concentrate more and enjoy working rather than wishing I was doing something else.

  72. Tranquility is Obsolete by handy_vandal · · Score: 1


    As the ancient Greeks codified oral tradition -- cradle of their intellectual development -- into written words, conservatives lamented that writing would cause men to forget how to memorize and recite the odes of blind Homer.

    And so it was: Hellas forgot the skill of epic poetry.

    Who today -- even an Icelander? -- memorizes a hundred lines of saga ... let alone a thousand lines ... let alone ten thousand lines ...?

    And why is this so? Because writing is more efficient -- more efficacious -- than oral tradition. Writing gets things done. Writing matters, in the sense of ideas represented by material tokens.

    So it is with tranquility in our time: a forgotten art, made obsolete by our intellectual technology.

    So hypertask, damn you -- hypertask! This world is dog-eat-dog, and Devil take the hindmost!

    -kgj

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  73. I fucking finished hypertsking... by Thaidog · · Score: 2

    Anybody who's actually been to the edge of hypertasking knows that when you finish you've been used and abused... so fuck it, I'm finished... time for somebody else to prove they've got what it takes. And good luck being in a rational enough state when your finished to actually prove you're a "hyper tasker".

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  74. Scalability by yintercept · · Score: 1
    IMHO, email does not scale well...as such, it should be avoided. I generally try to get project related and other interoffice communications loaded into databases...with multiple views of the data, etc. The whole trick is to get things scaled correctly. For example, the department manager (the big picture guy) might have a view of all the communications. Others might only have the info for a particular task. The whole "use case" thang is not about consolidating power, but about empowering everyone in the organization with the ability to concentrate on their piece of the puzzle.

    This multitasking issue is akin to the division of labor argument made by Adam Smith a few centuries ago. The productivity increases of the industrial age came by allowing people to concentrate on their piece of the puzzle. The tech boom is largely about speed and access to information...however, to solidify the gains we need to answer the scaling issue.

  75. Application for early AI's? by jburroug · · Score: 1

    This situation seems to me to the perfect application of AI technology. If we could each have our own intelligent digital assistant that managed our email and phone calls for us, screened crap and prioritized for us we could eliminate a lot of stress and probably increase productivity. Really, it'd be as if each worker had their own personal secretary to screen calls, sort email and set schedules.

    Actually come to think of it, I wonder if current Bayesian filter techniques could be applied to managing legitimate email instead of just filtering spam? During the filters training period you just set your own priority to each message and eventually it could develope it's own rules for which senders are important, which keywords in the subject/body elevate it's importance, how the content of the TO:, CC: and BCC: headers affect it's importance etc... Damn if I were a programmer I'd start work on that... any programmers out there wanna tackle this one? You can have the idea royalty and patent free! :-)

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    1. Re:Application for early AI's? by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 1

      Are people ready to accept mistakes from an AI?

      What!?! Your boss' email was important! But it was Sunday, and my rule set says to avoid all work related email on any Sunday afternoon during the football season.

      I don't disagree that this is a big future area of AI (take a look at some of the work in the AI lab at MIT). I just don't think people are ready for computational reasoning (logical or statistical) to replace human judgement (as poor as it may be...)

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    2. Re:Application for early AI's? by jburroug · · Score: 1

      Well that's why your AI assistant is well trained.A lot of people already trust computational reasoning when it comes to spam filtering, why should priority assigning be any different?

      Ignoring the fact that if your boss is sending you email on a Sunday you should be looking for another job, not every email your boss sends is important enough to require immediate attention. If I'm working on a critical problem for a client or am in an important implementation meeting then just because an email or a phone call is from my boss doesn't make it the most important thing in the world. That's where the 'I' in AI comes into play. You let your AI assistant know what you're doing and it will queue incoming calls/email in order of importance and will only interrupt you if the incoming call/email is more critical than what you're currently working on. Just like a real human assistant would.

      In my idea for a Bayesian style importance filter it wouldn't be nearly so complex, nor would it apply to phone calls of course. But incoming email would be sorted based on importance. If something showed up in your "Holy Shit!" folder you'd know to read it right away but if it hit your "FYI" folder you could table it until after lunch. Ultimately you still look at all the email that comes in, if you want to, it's just presorted based on sender, subject and content.

      I'm not saying it would be perfect and that mistakes wouldn't be made but it would be an improvement. Surely anyone here with a high volume inbox has overlooked something important by accident because sheer volume of email.

      I do really think that something like this, a real pesonal digital assistant, will be one of the first commercial killer apps for simple AI's, especially in the business world.

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  76. I'll second that by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    At my job instant digital communication is used to get permission for every little thing you do to cover your rear. It really kills productivity, especially when you have to explain to some idiot why he shouldn't do the dumb thing he wants permission for. Better to let them get burned a few times.

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    1. Re:I'll second that by mo^ · · Score: 1

      we use it for the same reasons in my company (central government IT support), but considering a single fuck up can cost a minimum of £12,500 rising to £125,000. These then increase with time delays.

      Sure we are gonna check every little detail before procedding.

      guess this means we all use shit differently and have varying requiremnets...... wow, what a concept

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  77. The trick is to get a better job by xyloplax · · Score: 1

    Tech workers are misused and abused and then laid off. I have had it. I have lived and worked my entire life in NYC (in Unix) and my wife and I have enough friends who have started new lives in New Mexico, Colorado and other far less stressful states to show us that this is completely unecessary. Time to go into teaching (which I have done before in NYC and even that's less stressful) somewhere in Northern NM. Salaries are weak there, but so is the cost of living. Our friend's house has a living room the size of our entire apartment and their place cost $250K in Santa Fe. I have a high salary now, so time to save and start a 5 year plan to move.

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  78. It's simple: Only work 40 hours... by Banner · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of the hard truths I've learned over the years is that if you work more then 40 hours a week (on average, occasional OT is fine), you accomplish LESS then if you had worked say 35.

    People who regularly work long days and weekends aren't working harder than the guys working regular hours, they're usually working poorly, or are just plan incompetant.

    The fact is most of us really only do about 4 to 6 hours of work in a day, and unless you let yourself get put in a job that should be done by two people, you should be able to get your work done in that amount of time.

    The problems arise from bad work habits, too many pointless meetings, and phone meetings (which are almost always worthless).

    As a professional with 20 years in technology under my belt I almost NEVER work OT anymore. I could care less about 'Face time' and 30 to 35 hours a week is often all I will come into the office for. And I still outperform most 50 to 60 hour guys. Managers who are more concerned with hours than production should be fired, along with people who plan so poorly that all hell always breaks loose at the end of the production cycle.

    Having actually worked in jobs that meant the life or death of people, I find it hard to get terribly excited or worried about 'end of the world' claims and other excess hype from upper managers when some little widget breaks. Running around like your head is on fire never solves anything.

    When I manage I compt time all my workers, sometimes telling them to stay out of the office for a few days and go have some fun. Oddly enough my groups always get more work done, are more relaxed and happier, then those groups led by those 'hard working' managers who never go home.

    Go figure.

  79. Thanks for the example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An interesting article from AZ Central expounds upon the downside of 'hypertasking,' doing far too much at once, such as talking on the phone while doing office work at the Starbuck's has a whole host of negative side effects: irritability, impatience, sleeplessness, an overly extended workweek, and is largely unproductive.

    Doing far too much at once... kind of like that sentence?

  80. Confused Journalists by crucini · · Score: 1
    This article seems very illogical.
    Labor Day is meant to be a day of rest for workers, but hypertaskers will spend it bent over their laptops at Starbucks, waiting for their non-fat venti vanilla lattes while checking e-mail, reading newspapers and preparing for Tuesday morning meetings.
    Is the article claiming that a typical "hypertasker" will simultaneously check email, read newspapers and prepare for meetings? Or that he will perform these activities sequentially? If the latter, how is that different from a worker in 1930 opening and reading a letter, reading the newspaper, and preparing documents for a meeting? What is "hyper" about it?

    Or is the article claiming that working on a holiday is a defining characteristic of "hypertasking"? Lots of people work on holidays without attempting to do multiple things at once. Is there any alleged linkage between these two disparate ideas?

    Mary Krause multitasks as she works in her home office while keeping an eye on son Erich, 7, and dog Zach.
    Having a dog around definitely does not qualify as multitasking. I've worked with and without dogs, and did not find them to impose a cognitive burden. I'm less sure about the child, but wouldn't it be more accurate to say that he's distracting his Mom than to say she's "multitasking"?

    "Hypertasking is excessiveness. It's overload in the sense of having your brain trying to respond to a number of stimuli at the same time, and that can really start to cost you."
    How does this differ from "multitasking"? Is hypertasking merely excessive multitasking? Then what is its relation to Starbucks and 802.11? A person can spend hours in Starbucks immersed in a single task (such as reading Slashdot) via 802.11. The article fails to articulate this alleged link.
    "We believe we live in an instantaneous world because our computers are faster and faster."

    Really? Who believes that? It looks to me as if business continues to run on a scale of days and weeks, not microseconds or nanonseconds. If you want someone to review a document, for example, you always have to allow at least a week, usually more. Does that sound like an "instantaneous world"?
    There's actually an interesting point buried under this nonsense - the research of Yuhong Jiang corresponds to the experience of most programmers that distractions lower efficiency. But then we find this:
    ...you risk damaging the very part of your brain...
    Damaging? Brain damage via distraction? That's quite a claim, and should have at least a quote.
  81. It's not a misread! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are keeping up with your MSwindows updates, your computing power is indeed shrinking... the software's bloating faster than the hardware is speeding up!

    If you are running Red Hat or SUSE, you are breaking even, and if you are running Slack or Gentoo affordable computing power is increasing.

  82. Re: Know when to delegate, and when to shut of. by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

    Our GM said we would be "surprised by the increase in productivity."

    It sounds better than saying that he would be surprised by the decrease in the cost of office space. Companies use cube farms for one reason: it's cheaper. You can put more people in the space and spend less money to do it. This must be sold to the employee as somehow being beneficial, so that's where the "increased productivity" line of BS comes from.

  83. i find this works... by tempny · · Score: 1

    I think a lot of people who will agree that doing a million things at once is bad for you will find themselves doing that anyway. When everything around you encourages "hypertasking", it's easy to fall into it without even realizing what you are doing.

    I try to meditate at least once a day, and it is a great cure. When the mind starts racing, it may be difficult to reign it back in and get it out of the "hypertasking" mode. Meditating is a great way to slow it down, provide some peace and let you either relax or truly focus for whatever work needs to be done. When I meditate on my lunch break, I find that I spend the afternoon much more focused, productive, AND relaxed than usual.

  84. Paperless Conversion by crucini · · Score: 1

    Have you seen the patent examiners' complaints about Image File Wrapper? The interesting thing is that examiners are more likely to complain about lost productivity because their productivity is very closely measured, which is unusual in white collar jobs.

  85. Yes, and no. by tehdaemon · · Score: 1
    No it is not irrelevant. True, it is not necessary to understand how the mind does what it does to get some understanding of what it does.

    But, we are limited in 'understanding how the mind is performing' by our understanding of the mind. To use your example, mechanical engineers. Yes, you can design a car or bridge without understanding the atom. But, can you build a nano-scale robot without understanding the atom? Or a space elevator? (think carbon nanotubes?)

    Our understanding of the mind limits our understanding of how the mind performs. The real question is, how much? What can/can't we understand now?

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  86. TXT MSG 4 U VRY IMPRTNT by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

    GUY SITTING ACROSS FROM YOU IS A DOUBLE AGENT STOP DO NOT TRUST HIM STOP

    The above is facetious, but the point I wanted to make is, when you're talking to a guy at a pub, you're pretty sure that there's nothing life threatening or emergency-related about your conversation. The text message, on the other hand, could be telling you that someone died or that your house is on fire, your stocks have tanked, your wife left you, or who knows what else. It takes all of 2 seconds to read it, and if it needs a response, maybe another 30 to compose and send it. If it doesn't, you can safely ignore it and continue with your conversation, only minimally disrupted.

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    You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
  87. Spells D-I-V-O-R-C-E by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
    Except when the person accross from you is your wife...and the phone keeps on ringing! Like the parent said, it's technology becomming abusive of private time...and it makes PROPER time management hell. You need to have private time to be a balanced person and devote time to the other relationships in your life that REALLY matter.

    The text message, on the other hand, could be telling you that ....your wife left you...

    because it's the only way she can get thru to you...I see it all the time lately...people ignoring the people around them for another "meaningless" business call. Untill one day the people "around" them get the hint and go away...they call when they really want something!!!

  88. OT (Re:The trick is to make technology your slave) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have nothing to add, just saw your uid... Teh ivil number, written rightside/flipside. Sweet.

  89. This is not new... by Polo · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who remembers the movies where a big shot is talking on two phones, yelling "Buy!" and "Sell!" into them, chomping on a cigar and watching the output of his stock market ticker tape machine???

  90. The Empty Mirror by fm6 · · Score: 1

    Being the title of one of my favorite books, about a Dutch guy who seeks the meaning of life in a Zen monastary in Kyoto. The monks did not use the term "hypertasking", but they did suggest that the guy was pushing too hard when he tried to combine brushing his teeth with urinating. This is an image that will always stay with me!

  91. HyperTasking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find myself doing this at work quite a bit.

    I work in an office environment where 6 people including my boss can look up and ask me something. Since I handle just about everything at this completely internet-based company that has to do with our websites or servers, I generally rarely get to do the tasks I need to do since there is always something more important happening that needs to get done. It sucks, and until recently it really was getting to me. I had never felt job stress before since working with computers has always been a hobby and even work was fun. I rarely had less than 10 browsers and 15 ssh sessions open and less than 3 things going on at the same time.

    The people who watch me work say "holy crap how can you alt-tab so fast, slow down.." They're right its really counter productive. Even now I've made it a point to get one task done, if someone asks me to do something I write it down if it can wait an hour and if possible I close everything I am finished working with. But it's only working to a point because I still am still answering questions and getting new things to do.

    I thought this was how everyone worked, until we started hiring some guys who have been around for a while (10 years in their field) these guys work slower than hell, now I know why. I don't think I can keep at the pace I'm going now before my head explodes.

  92. Slacking XP by DrCode · · Score: 1

    Obviously, you haven't heard of eXtreme Programming. It requires you to run test suites before checking in code changes. That means you can read /. without any loss of productivity, because you (well, actually, your machine) continues to work.

  93. An answer to HyperTasking by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    I work as the CTO of a small educational software company. I'm one of 4 partners in the company. I make it a point to start late, and work late. This is because:

    1) Customers call during business hours;

    2) Customers rarely need to be contacted immediately - but need software delivered on time,

    3) Customers stop calling at around 3:00, and

    4) I need several hours in a day without interruptions in order to focus and write quality software. I get this time typically between 3:00 and 8:00, I'm available for "customer relations" from about 11:00 or noon on, and this lets me provide a satisfactory customer experience, while still allowing me to optimize my schedule for software development.

    The bottom line is that customers pay for software, not for questions answered. Questions answered is part of the sales cycle, but if software doesn't get written, customers will not buy. Send me an email, and you'll generally get a response in 24-48 hours.

    If I were to shift my schedule back to something "normal", I'd probably see a 50% reduction in software development from all the interruptions I'd get...

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    I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
  94. Same thing happened to me, but I ... by spineboy · · Score: 1

    avoided making the phone call. I just asked the secretary point blank if I could call so she'd talk to me instead of the phone. She got the idea. I got her to place the rest of the lines on hold and she talked to me.

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    ..........FULL STOP.
  95. Doctors hours by spineboy · · Score: 1
    When I was in residency I worked 80-120 hrs/week for 5 years, and still was able to go out once, sometimes twice a week. Hell If I only worked 80 hours -it was a vacation and I could go out 3-4 times. The trick is that sometimes working for 36 hours straight eats a big chunk of the time. Being on call Mon and Thurs could get you to about 85 hours for the week, and you might get the entire weekend off. Granted I am quite comfortable on only 3-5 hours sleep night, and have been doing that for 20 years. Yes I look, and am healthy - maybe get sick once a year with a cold, and I look much younger than I am.

    Of course everyone has to fit around your schedule, and it forces you to make choices of what you want to do. I stopped watching TV entirely for 5 years, except for an occasional rented DVD. Rehearse with my band once a week, only date a girl more than once if I really liked her., etc.

    Many people can do this, you'd be surprised how much time most people spend d*cking around, wasting it.

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    ..........FULL STOP.
  96. hmmm... by tropavantgarde · · Score: 1
    i find monotasking stresses me out. what does that mean?

    P.S. Want a gmail invite? Email me: tropavantgarde att gmail.com

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    --A witty sig proves nothing.--

  97. Re: Know when to delegate, and when to shut of. by rickwood · · Score: 1

    Ward's Wiki has a whole page on what to do with cubicle envrionments:

    http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?LordOfTheFlies

    The only caveat is at least one person involved has to be indispensible.

    My favorite one is to build a fort out of the cube walls, and when maintenance comes to put them back, paint your faces with highlighters, go in the fort, and beat on the desks like jungle drums until they go away. I chuckle every time I think about it.

  98. Re: Know when to delegate, and when to shut of. by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 1

    I went on the offensive. I found about 8 copies of Visual SlickEdit and put them across the top of the most commonly abused cube wall. People stopped looking over to say "Hi," and suddenly, the empty cube across and down one space was suggested as an alternative location.

    I think most people got the hint, but there are still a few hold-outs. I make them stand there now for at least 10 seconds, even if it means that I read and re-read the same e-mail message several times. If they start to interrupt, I hold up one hand to quiet them, and finish counting to 10.

    I'm starting to enjoy this...

    Tim