2004 Hugo Awards Presented at Noreascon
Best Novel: Paladin of Souls, Lois McMaster Bujold
Novella: The Cookie Monster, Vernor Vinge
Novellette: Legions in Time, Michael Swanwick
Short Story: A Study in Emerald, Neil Gaiman
Related Book: The Chesley Awards for
Science
Fiction and Fantasy Art: A Retrospective, John Grant, Elizabeth L.
Humphrey,
and Pamela D. Scoville
Professional Editor: Gardner Dozois
Professional Artist: Bob Eggleton
and Pamela D. Scoville
Dramatic Presentation, Long Form: Lord of the
Rings:
The Return of the King
Dramatic Presentation, Short Form:
Gollum's Acceptance Speech at the 2003 MTV Movie Awards
Semiprozine: Locus
Fanzine: Emerald City
Fan Writer: Dave Langford
Fan Artist: Frank Wu
Campbell Award: Jay Lake
Special Noreascon Four Committee Award: Erwin Strauss, aka Filthy Pierre
Who won the 1953 retroactive award? The nominees included The Caves of Steel, Fahrenheit 451, and Childhood's End. Yeesh - what a hard call.
To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt.
--E.C. Stanton
I mean, Hugo?
Would it be so hard to explain in one little sentence what those award are about?
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Spankeys
Admin there needs something to do this weekend. Plus their such idiots
Let's do the timewarp again ...
I'm a lonely office worker at the fourth floor of the Hampton-Macy building in Burgess Square. Most of the time I just stare at documents with all manner of boring graphs, charts, line-items, and signatures. I can't even tell you what I do for a living.
My work is quite possibly my most favorite thing in the whole wide world. I'll tell you why.
Each day I bring with me to my place of employment a small bottle. This bottle is white and opaque and has slight graphite marks on it from being in my briefcase, next to my seven No. 2 pencils. Inside this bottle is a number of gelatin caps with various substances inside.
I always arrive at work early. This gives me the advantage of appearing to be a model employee. I always stay later than him, as well, shuffling along with my game of solitaire. Sometimes I bring him lunch, which is usually the Cold Cut Trio from Subway, or a box of Vegetable Lo Mein from the Asian place accross the street. My supervisor never even inspects my work.
It's about 7:30 AM and I make my way to the coffee maker to brew fresh coffee for the whole office. I also place a few capsules in the mass of coffee grounds in the filter. These capsules have various things like my own semen and feces in them. Dehydrated and concentrated, of course. Everyone loves my coffee.
I also place dilute amounts of bleach in the water cooler. Sometimes I put sugar in it, too.
It's very gratifying to watch these very boring people slowly take more sick days. I've started to take a few every now and then, as to not appear suspicious. Nobody completely suspects anything yet. I've been doing this off and on for the last nine months, as to keep them all in a constant state of sickness and poisoning. I keep detailed logs, when I can, of each and every one of their sick days. I create Excel spreadsheets and generate charts from them based on this data. I'm thinking about creating an internet website detailing these results, anonymously. I'm sure somebody would find this information useful. Perhaps to exceed my own scientific techniques and perform a more thorough study. When that day comes I will be pleased.
Farenheit 451 should have been renominated this year. Half a century later, and it still resonates --- maybe moreso except that I was not alive in 1953 to compare.
I'm laughing at clouds.
Sigh.. Maybe I'm one in a millon, but chrikey, Why Wont LOTR Die Already?
My first WorldCon was San Jose in 2002. I was lucky enough to have a friend there who could show me the ropes - Cheryl Morgan, editor of Emerald City. If you're not familiar with her work, check out www.emcit.com. Her reviews are honest (often brutally so) and entertaining.
I liked Singularity Sky (on the Best Novel list). Just good scifi reading. The endless descriptions of military procedure and protocol did get a bit tiring.
I'm looking forward to Iron Sunrise but not enough to buy it in hardcover.
Shouldn't the link read "for 2004"?
No, these would be awards for books and stories published during calendar 2003. Then you have nominations, then voting and vote-counting, so it's September of the next year before the winners are announced.
Gardner rules the Hugo Awards! How many does this make for him now? 15? 16? I wonder if his success encourages or discourages others in his field.
Last night some kid at the LAN party I was at came in at around 11 and was like: My dad won a Hugo!! And I asked him about it, and apparently his dad wrote Legions in Time, which is apparently about a man and woman who travel through the galaxy or alternate worlds or something. I guess good luck to that kids dad, and good luck to all those considered and those who won.
.... I find amusing about this article is the NVIDIA add.
On the nVIDIA web site, following the add's link:
"A test performed by NVIDIA computer security experts found that a PC was detected and hacked within 15 minutes of being connected to a standard high-speed DSL broadband Internet connection. Within 24 hours, hackers loaded over 1,000 songs files using the PC's hard disk space as a storage device. This test illustrates how quickly hackers can steal your passwords and gain access to sensitive information such as your bank account."
I bet'ya all the hackers in the world are running after DSL connected PCs to use their storage space and system as digital jukeboxes...
I should have thought of it before!! A great way to get MP3s and not risk being sued by the RIAA.
The first sentence in the post mentions 2003, but the link leads to the 2004 awards (the title of the article says 2004, too). Could an editor fix the mistake?
http://www.analogsf.com/0406/cookiemonster.shtml
:)
Yeah. Finally a topic where my sig fits
HI O WISE PRINCE. WHT TOOK U SO DAM LONG?
I find it amazing that Cory hasn't been able to nominate himself and win Hugo. That guy is a huge hack when it comes to writing (his writing resembles ads that you'd find on a paper tray insert at MacDonald's) but he's an amazing self-promoter. No one I have ever met can hype himself up like Cory! No one!
So, anyone know why he hasn't "won" it yet?
Ilium should have won. :(
Easily the best book of the year in IMHO. Fantasy books need their own award, I'm a tad tired of them showing up in the Hugo awards.
*Fortitudo, aequitas, fidelitas.*
(Full disclosure - I'm a wikipedia admin, and I'm the one who chooses the main page featured articles) -- The study that guy did was fishy - he had a very low sample size (5), a very short timeframe (1 week), and the articles he picked are very, very low traffic (several of them had =3 edits each).
To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt.
--E.C. Stanton
From FAQ of Hugo awards: ..."It's all fantasy," he proclaimed. "Science fiction is fantasy you can convince yourself might happen. ...."
"Aren't Hugos just for Science Fiction?
Have you ever tried to define science fiction?
I like, for example, LoTR as much as anyone else and find it one of the best trilogies ever (as novels). But, what has magic, dragons, castles etc. to do with science? If science or scientific methodology is not part of the story then why should it be eligible for this award? What happened to the heritage of Asimov, Lem, Dick, Heinlein, Clarke, and others?
Has popular themes of Star Wars and Star Trek reduced Sci-Fi to mere fantasy now?
As a scientist myself, I still believe that Sci-Fi is more than simple fantasy. It is -to me- exploration of possibilities for humanity's future (and past), scientific developments, and their effects. Believe me, in today's incredible speed of scientific progress we need Sci-Fi in this sense more than ever.
I am sure the winner is a wonderful novel but...
I know people will bash this but why wasn't OotP on the list? It was a great book, much better than the ones that won and it out sold them by like an order of magnittude.
For the lazy, here is a link to the video.
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http://www.theonering.net/staticnews/1054890864.h
Lois Bujold's best work is the Lord Vorkosigan series. She won a Hugo for one of those in 1992. But she has to pay the rent, so she cranks out those fantasy novels. The Vorkosigan series is too complex and unsettling for many readers.
The Retro Hugos for 1953 are:
Best Novel: Farenheight 451 by Ray Bradbury
Best Novella: "A Case of Consience" by James Blish
Best Novellette: "Earthman, Come Home" by James Blish
Best Short Story : "The Nine Billion Names of God" by Arthur C. Clarke
Best Related Book: Conquest of the Moon by Wernher von Braun, Fred L. Whipple & Willy Ley
Best Professional Editor: John W. Campbell, Jr.
Best Profession Artist: Chesley Bonestell
Best Dramatic Presentation, Short Form: The War of the Worlds
Best Fanzine: Slant, Walter Willis, ed.; James White, art editor
Best Fan Writer: Bob Tucker
I realize if you RTFA, there is the link as well... ;)
And just for a moment i believed i was good at using google
HI O WISE PRINCE. WHT TOOK U SO DAM LONG?
That's ridiculous! This is science fiction, why can't they announce the winners of next year's competition?
#!/usr/bin/english
If I look up Novelette in Merriam Webster it links to the definition of Novella. Is this some way of the Hugo staff giving 2 awards for short stories or is it a sideways proof that Sci-Fi as a genre is more suited to 20-30 pages of prose and that when it hits the 300-400 page region it is less saleable to the general public?
It is a complete travesty that Ilium didn't win. It was by far the most amazing book i've read to date. The only reason they may have overlooked him was because he had won the Huge previously (for Hyperion I believe) and they wanted to allow another author a chance. Ilium is a 550 page tour-de-force for Simmons and remains the most impressive book I've ever read.
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Neil Gaiman's winning short story is up on his site, if anyone cares to read it. It's quite good, particularly if you're a fan of Sherlock Holmes, Cthulu mythology, or both.
--- Bwah?
The Cookie Monster, Vernor Vinge: This is an interesting and technically complex story. It's plausible and well-told, but it really lacks character development IMHO. Guess the competition was thin in the "novella" category or the tech talk swayed the fans.
"Legions in Time", Michael Swanwick: This one rocked. The main characters were believable, the time travel was done well, the bad guys were really evil, and the resolution was... interesting. Only real faults are that the ending feels a bit too much like a Deus Ex Machina, and Nadine was never really explained. Read this one if you can.
"A Study in Emerald", Neil Gaiman: Hmm. Gaiman's a good storyteller, but he bit off more than he could chew here. It's difficult to write a good Sherlock Holmes pastiche, it's difficult to write a good H.P. Lovecraft pastiche, and it's even more difficult to write a story that combines elements of both. Plus, if you haven't read much Sir Arthur Conan Doyle or H.P. Lovecraft, you won't get all the references. Gaiman almost made it work.
Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
I hope they let us know if it helps them win.
The Cookie Monster, Vernor Vinge: This is an interesting and technically complex story. It's plausible and well-told, but it really lacks character development IMHO. Guess the competition was thin in the "novella" category or the tech talk swayed the fans.
Yeah, the main character would have been more deeply depicted had he not been busy saying, "COOOOOKIIEE!! MMNOMMNOMMMMNOMMN!" This is even more justification for Nabisco to host his next intervention.
It would be cool if it didn't suck.
A lot of us agree with you. Some of us have been saying that for 15 years or more. But the people who have influence don't seem to be able to tell the difference between science fiction and fantasy; in their arrogance, they conclude that nobody can tell the difference - that there is no difference.
I'm even more tired of fantasy stories showing up in science fiction anthologies I buy. There should be a warning on the cover. It puts me off buying science fiction anthologies at all.
A novella can be good without much character development. Vinge succeeded at what he was trying to do. Good story.
"A Study in Emerald", Neil Gaiman:... if you haven't read much Sir Arthur Conan Doyle or H.P. Lovecraft, you won't get all the references.
I know the Sherlock Holmes canon very well, but haven't read any Lovecraft. I enjoyed the story very much. So missing the Lovecraft references didn't matter. (But you do need to know your Sherlock Holmes.)
I would have guessed that the Master Storyteller book about how great a writer L. Ron Hubbard was would have placed much higher as fantasy novel of the year. I guess the plot was just too outlandish for most people.
I found the link to 'The Cookie Monster' and read it just now.
Prof. Vinge is my favorite author, and here he delivers the goods again. Bravo! Good show!
I'm used to the idea that a good author (or band, or other artist) usually has just X number of good ideas, and sooner or later, they all run their course. In my experience, 'X' is about 2 novels, or 2 albums, YMMV.
Prof. Vinge, however, has yet to disappoint me. Perhaps that is because his output is relatively low compared to his SF peers. It has been hard to wait years between his novels. But I suppose it is better to do it this way, than to let your quality drop.
Wow, talk about an anti-joss whedon backlash. What did he do to piss them off? If a britney spears video had been nominated instead of gollum it probably would have won. What's the real story behind this?
Besides, that "short form" film was LAME. It was nothing more than a fankwank.
It's easy to show that fantasy and SF are distinct if you cherry-pick your examples (LoTR), but can you give us a definition of one genre or the other that can be applied to any arbitrary work to decide whether it fits into one or the other categories? I contend you can't.
:)
My standard example is two Zelazny novels: _Lord of Light_ and _Creatures of Light and Darkness_. Both are tales of wars between gods of ancient pantheons (Hindu in the former, Egyptian in the latter). However, in the first, the "gods" are explained as being psychically gifted humans who have managed to take over a lost colony, and who vigorously suppress all use of technology among the colonists, and reserve it for themselves, so they can appear more godlike to their subjects. Their technology is not particularly advanced (airplanes, lasers, telephones) except for the mind-transfer machine that they use to provide "reincarnation" for themselves and the more favored of their subjects. By contrast, in the latter novel, no attempt is made at all to explain these "gods", but the story is full of standard SF elements - spaceships and interstellar travel, computers, cyborgs, etc. I've seen people argue for hours about whether and how either of these books should be categorized.
Magic, Dragons and Castles? How about Psionics, Dragons and Castles? How about Anne McAffrey's Pern series, where the dragons are actually alien creatures native to the planet, and the humans live in castles because they've lost the technology they used to come to the planet? Scientific Methodology? How about Randall Garrett's stories of Lord D'Arcy, whose research magicians are bound by laws as rigorous and scientific as anything propounded by Newton or Einstein, even though they don't happen to apply in our universe.
Asimov, Lem, Dick, Heinlein, Clarke? Aside from Lem (who I'm not too familiar with) and perhaps Dick (whose stuff was considered so outrageous that some people questioned whether any of it could be called SF), there isn't a writer there who hasn't written both SF and Fantasy, and occasionally, the hard-to-classify story on the boundaries between the genres (e.g. Clarke's The Nine Billion Names of God).
By the 1950s, it was clear that the writers were going to treat any attempt to define the boundaries between SF and Fantasy as a challenge. You're fighting a battle that was lost half a century ago, and citing as authorities the very people who carried the other side to victory. "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistiguishable from magic" -- A. Clarke.
Myself, like you, I generally prefer SF, insofar as I can distinguish it, but beyond that, I also prefer the rigorous logic and internal consistency of a Lord D'Arcy fantasy over the psuedo-scientific babble of most Hollywood SF. Anyway, Bujold is primarily a science fiction writer, so I find it hard to complain too much when her fantasy novel wins the Hugo.
I'm tired of fantasy showing up in SF bookshops, In fact I'm tired of backward looking costume drama altogether - unless its well researched biography.
I am wondering though, is this fascinaton for "fantasy" all because of generation X or what? Science fiction used to be about possible futures, but in its most popular current form - fantasy - its all about rehashing bad relationships first recorded in Greek plays, mediated through a miasma of fondly remembered mediaeval feudal society. Admittidly I can cope with minor hits from the 80's being recycled by rap artists because rap is the fashion of the times. But if you want a recycled Greek play then Shakespeare and Walt Disney between them have done most of the variations possible in our four dimensional universe. (true there may be space for a few more if the string theory people turn out to be correct about the eleven dimensions swirling round my blinking cursor at this very momment.)
I am forced to conclude however that we hate our current societies so much that the only interesting future we want to read about is mediaeval feudalism. This may go some way to explaining why people can behave so badly these days, sacking cities and burning the inhabitants to death was standard practise a thousand years ago when you wanted to raise an issue.
Either we have regressed a thousand years since 1953, or, and this is a less appealing idea, or civilisation has not advanced a gnats whisker for the last thousand years.
Seeing as the Egyptians, despite building the largest and most long lasting structures on the planet, wore the same kind of sandles for four thousand years (yes that is twice the length of time between Christ and us). I have my suspicions that a couple of hundred years of advancing technology since the industrial revolution have counted for nothing.
Most of us are designed to be and want to be mediaeval surfs.
Facts are history now plebs have politics for religion on social media.
I want to be a spaceship pilot. I was designed for zero G :)
In what way is your design suited to zero gravity? Possibly with your moniker you favour low pressure trousers as made fashionable by the inhabitants of Mir?
Facts are history now plebs have politics for religion on social media.
I call conspiracy.
I agree with the assessment that The Cookie Monster was plausible and well told. I would not have thought that the character development was any worse than a normal story of similar length. Any lack of character development is because the characters didn't need it to carry the story and the short length of the story didn't allow it.
/.)
The story had a fantastic concept and explored it well and in a way it was easy to relate to. In this case, the concept and plot are the key points that carry the story. I thought the comment that the competition was thin degrades a fine story.
Legions in Time felt like a homage to 30s & 40s pulp SF. A lot of superscience, action, and Flash Gorden-esque superbeings. I enjoyed reading it but found the constant context shifts very jarring, and I wouldn't have said that the character development was anything beyond the functional level required for the story.
I thought the story would have been more enjoyable at 2-3x the actual length so that each of the different scenarios could be more fully detailed. As it was, it felt very rushed.
I think Nadine was quite clearly explained as a kind of temporal loop-back of the main character, Ellie. However she had advanced into a superbeing herself through her travels. I think that is as close as you want to look at time travel physics!!! (possibly not on
This is SF not fantasy. Until you prove that someone can predict the future, I won't believe you. I mean, why don't you ever hear "psychic wins lottery"?
(I'll accept ESP in SF, 'cause that is caused by the matrix.)
Am pretty certain that Lem hasn't written any fantasy... from what I've read it's all SF (although I'm not sure where Imaginary Magnitude and A Perfect Vacuum would fit in). Posibly some of the stuff that hasn't been translated might be fantasy.
Anyhow check out Lem's site and poke around.
If you haven't checked out Lem before, do so... he's (IMO) the best SF novel writer.
Good fantasy novels and good sci-fi novels are actually very similar. They both take society, change part of it, explore the world that they've created, and in doing so illuminating aspects of human nature. The only real difference is the exact way they go about doing it. Sci-fi usually starts with our society as the basis and extrapolates into the future. Fantasy starts from scratch.
It's unfortunate that much of the fantasy genre tends to be a rehash of the lord of the rings, or "fondly remembered mediaeval feudal society" as you call it. If a novel looks to a future where much of human technology has been lost because of nuclear war and we've reverted to a feudal system of government, is that fantasy or sci-fi? What about Dune? For all intents and purposes, the society there is a completely new one, and a feudal one no less, yet the book is heralded as a classic of sci-fi (and rightly so). It's hard to tell, because at the core, what makes good sci-fi makes good fantasy.
Don't you mean 50 years and 460 degrees later?
"The main characters were believable"
Maybe you are gullible?
"the time travel was done well,"
You must be Dr Who I suppose.
"the bad guys were really evil"
No suprises there, as with most SF writing the characters are unidimensional.
IANAL but write like a drunk one.
http://www.asimovs.com/_issue_0406/legionsintime.s html/
Hey, a Hugo is a Hugo. Neither you nor your post's parent specified Hugos for novels.
:-)
I remember mentioning Lois McMaster Bujold to some self-important fan at a Worldcon in the mid-90s (or maybe the Atlanta NASFic). He dismissingly said something like "I've never heard of her". "Oh no? She has won a couple of Hugos" deflated him pretty fast.
Laissez lire, et laissez danser; ces deux amusements ne feront jamais de mal au monde. - Voltaire
Kevin Standlee (Hugo Awards Administrator, 1993, 1994, 2002)