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MS-Sun Agreement Leaves Opening For OO.org Suits

newentiti writes "We all know Microsoft paid $900,000,000.00 to Sun and they also signed a LIMITED PATENT COVENANT AND STAND-STILL AGREEMENT. The agreement basically states that Microsoft will not sue Sun for any patents for the next 10 years and vice versa. What's really interesting is that according to this story the agreement had a special provision that lets Microsoft sue anybody, including Sun, over OpenOffice.org. I wonder what Microsoft had in mind?"

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  1. Lawsuits ala Lindows by netcrusher88 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe Microsoft wants to sue them for the "Office" part? Appearently they thought they could sue Lindows for the "indows" part...

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    1. Re:Lawsuits ala Lindows by Agent+Green · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah...They want to sue them for the "Micro" part...so we'll have Sun Systems when it's all said and done. :)

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    2. Re:Lawsuits ala Lindows by MikeMacK · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, I think it's the "Open" part that bugs them the most.

    3. Re:Lawsuits ala Lindows by Hinhule · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, mom always used to tell me to "Close the doors/windows/etc there is a draft!"

      Microsoft obviously doesn't want a draft.

    4. Re:Lawsuits ala Lindows by baggins2002 · · Score: 3, Funny

      So maybe we could make a OO template for all of the documents required to file suit in the United States. And then write a script which uses these templates to create a completed document.

      #perl FileLawsuit.pl
      Which State? Washington
      Plaintiff? Geeks of America
      Defendant? Microsoft (forewith referred to as scumbags )
      Reason? Infringement of patented algorithm to
      create legal documents. Shown to have submitted
      legal documents with likeness of documents
      like those produced by the program FileLawsuit.pl,
      which is a patented algorithm.

    5. Re:Lawsuits ala Lindows by killjoe · · Score: 4, Funny

      replace "it" with terrorism and you get George Bush.

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  2. Objective by Scoria · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder what Microsoft had in mind?

    Why, global domination, of course!

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    1. Re:Objective by justsomebody · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think that I'm much more in favour of "Pinky and the Brain" than "Steve and the Bill" kind of domination.

      At least cartoons made more sense than Microsoft publications.

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    2. Re:Objective by TheSpoom · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?

      Well I think so, Brain, but didn't SCO already patent that way of doing business?

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  3. Perhaps... by Mr+Guy · · Score: 3, Funny

    including Sun, over OpenOffice.org. I wonder what Microsoft had in mind?"

    I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say, perhaps, suing?

  4. MS Earth by michael+path · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder what Microsoft had in mind?

    Rebranding the planet Microsoft Earth®

    1. Re:MS Earth by grunt107 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, there IS alot of Blue... Hmmm - How do you reboot a planet (Ctrl-Alt-Nuke?)?

    2. Re:MS Earth by maxwell+demon · · Score: 4, Funny

      As long as they don't remove the planet from the sphere of influence of the Sun ...

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    3. Re:MS Earth by Dirtside · · Score: 4, Funny
      Rebranding the planet Microsoft Earth®
      Would this leave us vulnerable to the Blue Sky of Death?
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    4. Re:MS Earth by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 2, Funny
      Rebranding the planet Microsoft Earth
      Somebody already has an answer to that one. It's called MS Planet Exploder 5.0.
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  5. Re:Office is their cash cow obviously by netcrusher88 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Office is their (cash) cow
    Beef...it's what's for dinner
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  6. Optimism by iamdrscience · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe I'm putting too much faith in Sun, but I'd like to think that if Microsoft sued OO, then Sun would help them out.

  7. Respect Me in the Morning by 4of12 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder what Microsoft had in mind?

    No wonder. It's clear that Clippy is going to sue erstwhile Office users under the "Alienation of Affection" provision of the EULA you clicked through so quickly under the heated passion of the moment.

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  8. Re:Sun should get sued... by ravenspear · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, because java is so much worse than .NET.

  9. Sinister? Or SNL plot? by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 4, Funny

    Part of the analysis reads:

    The rest states that Sun has to give Microsoft legal aid in bringing lawsuits against users of Open Office. Also, Microsoft will pay Sun a confidential sum for its troubles for providing that legal aid.

    So, MS can sue Sun for using OO, and require Sun to help MS sue Sun, but then MS has to pay Sun for such aid???

    That series of stories could be almost as entertaining as te SCO Follies!

  10. visa versa? by spectrokid · · Score: 4, Funny
    Microsoft will not sue Sun for any patents for the next 10 years and visa versa.

    visa versa? is that like the back side of your credit card?

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  11. Re:Change the name by Gaewyn+L+Knight · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just please don't let them change it to Firemoth or Thundercat!

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  12. Re:Change the name by ricotest · · Score: 5, Funny

    IANAL

    With reasoning like that, you should be! I think you could really help SCO's case.

  13. What happened is... by Mike+Hawk · · Score: 2, Funny

    People wised up and realized that the internet is an evil place. Noone can be trusted. Least of all open source software users and developers. The only way to be secure in one's information is to trust MS and MS alone. Its really the natural evolution of things. Me thinks you doth protest too much.

  14. Microsoft Patent Violation by GhodMode · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hasn't Microsoft(TM) patented the word(TM) Office(TM) along with the words Windows(TM) and Word(TM)?

    The mere existence of OpenOffice.org is a blatant disregard for copyright laws!

    <g>

    * Copyright Microsoft 1980-2100. All Rights Reserved. Resistance is futile.

  15. Visa versa by Espectr0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    visa versa

    I can see the VISA ad: "Because Microsoft won't take American Express"

  16. Re:Holy #$#@$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    visa versa

    Jesus Christ. How hard is it to use simpler terms if you don't know that the *complex* ones mean? Lets atleast try to keep it a little professional editors. Please.


    OpenOffice.org software download: free

    Patent agreement between Sun and Microsoft: $900,000,000

    Getting flamed by an AC for misspelling "vice": priceless

    There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's visa versa.

  17. Re:Old news...at least to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I also cannot reveal my True Identity (tm), but I have heard from very reliable sources that anyone saying "Scott McFreaky" is an imposter.
    But, because I am so scared of revealing my True Identity, this posting MUST be true because who would just randomly make up something like this, hmmm??