ZFS, the Last Word in File Systems?
guigouz writes "Sun is carrying a feature story about its new ZFS File System - ZFS, the dynamic new file system in Sun's Solaris 10 Operating System (Solaris OS), will make you forget everything you thought you knew about file systems. ZFS will be available on all Solaris 10 OS-supported platforms, and all existing applications will run with it. Moreover, ZFS complements Sun's storage management portfolio, including the Sun StorEdge QFS software, which is ideal for sharing business data."
From the article:
Unlimited scalability
As the world's first 128-bit file system, ZFS offers 16 billion billion times the capacity of 32- or 64-bit systems.
Microsoft immediately countered by saying WinFS will now support "twelveteen million billion times" as much storage as Sun's ZFS, and is "a bazillion times" more secure.
When reached for comment, Sun CEO Scott McNealy replied "neener neener". Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer responded by putting gum in Sun President Jonathan Schwartz's hair.
Of course ZFS is the last word in file systems. I mean, what can come after zed?
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Nah, the ultimate filesystem has to be xyzzyfs! Your data magically appears... :-)
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"ZFS, the Last Word in File Systems?"
The last word in file systems is "systems". And stop asking file systems these questions, you fool.
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so does that mean it could be available in Fedora Core III?
If it's the last word, why are we even talking about it?
But of course you'll still have to have your boot image within the first 1024 cylinders.
Does this mean the absolutely awful Disksuite/Solaris Volume Manager is finally, mercifully, dead, too?
I'll do a dance of utter joy if so. Disksuite is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.
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I've been working on a file system (inspired by an old Signetics memory device) that's likely to *really* be the last word. It's still in alpha because I'm having trouble verifying its functionality, but it seems to work very well so far.
I call it WOFS.
... ZFS will also make you forget everything you knew about English grammar.
"We've rethought everything and rearchitected it," says Jeff Bonwick
Rearchitected? WTF? Howsaboot "Redesigned?"
I'm still wrapping my brain around "adaptive endian-ness" as well.
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It looks like Microsoft may have its new WinFS after all...
Soon it will show one hit!
Something like:
:)
SELECT * FROM storage WHERE path = '/home/gorbachev/.cshrc'
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"In fact, Solaris Kernel engineers Bill Moore and Matt Ahrens have subjected ZFS to more than a million forced, violent crashes in the course of their testing."
:)
Damn! These guys are even worse programmers than I am!
How did you check it? Count up to it and then add one and see if you could? Just asking.
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I was going to respond to the article, but I forgot everything I know about file systems.
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Though it before xyzzyfs, it is the last because it automatically generates and collects porn. Most geeks would never get past it.
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I especially liked:
"Neither architecture pays a byte-swapping tax due to Sun's patent-pending "adaptive endian-ness" technology"
Adaptive endian-ness? What a stupid thing to include in a press release...there has to be a better way to say that.
Just announced by Sun:
"ANMF, our new file system (Ambiguous Nomenclature FS) will be filled with file cataloguing technology stuff that allows faster-ish operations that result in application goodness".
Then why didn't IBM call its improved HFS "HFS Plus"? No wait, that would collide with Apple's HFS and HFS Plus, used in Mac OS.
It would appear that there can be only twenty-six distinct file systems. Then Microsoft went and innovated NTFS with Four-Letter-Word File System Technology, which actually was just a copy of IBM's HPFS, the first to introduce File System Named After a Competitor Technology.
But the last time I checked, 16 billion billion is still less than infinity
So what you're saying is that they offer absolutely no storage capacity at all. Taken from the absolute authority of all knowledge in the universe I quote:
"Universe, The
Some information to help you live in it.
1. Area: infinite.
2. Imports: none.
It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things from.
3. Exports: none.
See Imports.
4. Population: none.
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
emphasis added
http://hhgproject.org/entries/universe.html/
Extrapolate that to storage.
Or to you for that matter.
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It's a 128-bit filesystem, so doesn't that make it the last 8 words?
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Yes, I do understand exponentials, just not thinking terribly fast today. I forget the kilo/mega/tera scale... I think I'll just refer to the size as Wowzerbytes.
The last word in file systems is "systems".
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Logically, the next question is if ZFS' 128 bits is enough. According to Bonwick, it has to be. "Populating 128-bit file systems would exceed the quantum limits of earth-based storage. You couldn't fill a 128-bit storage pool without boiling the oceans."
Well...I never really like the oceans anyways. They were always so wet.
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Dunno, but I just finished implementing XFS, and now I have to work double time because my pointy haired boss will ask me where I put YFS, and why it isn't before ZFS, as should be...
Speaking of numbers no one can pronounce....
Is it just me, or is the post surprisingly bereft of unique details?
Neither. I mean, it's you, but it's not just you.
The details are there; you just can't remember them:
ZFS, the dynamic new file system in Sun's Solaris 10 Operating System (Solaris OS), will make you forget everything you thought you knew about file systems.
To reply to most people who replied to you:
Yes, there are several errors in that population zero bit, which are almost certainly intentional. In order to properly play around with infinity, one must follow the rules of Calculus. But as Douglas Adams wisely knew, Calculus is not funny, and all jokes in the field are at best derivative. Thusly, it was integral to his success as a writer to stick to Algebra.
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Given that k = 1.38x10^-16 erg/Kelvin, and that the ambient temperature of the universe is 3.2K, an ideal computer running at 3.2K would consume 4.4x10^-16 ergs every time it set or cleared a bit
ok-ok, I get that. But can it play ogg???
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