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Novell to Help Port Applications to Linux

An anonymous reader writes "eWeek is reporting that: "Novell announced the program at its European BrainShare 2004 tradeshow in Barcelona, Spain." "Under the initiative, leading software and hardware vendors, including Hewlett-Packard Co., IBM, Intel Corp., Oracle Corp. and Scali Inc. will work with Novell help their software partners deploy their platforms and solutions on SUSE Linux, according to Novell Inc."

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  1. As hard as they would try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  2. Good news for Suse... by tcopeland · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...and to help more people get a crack at running Suse, if you've got some spare bandwidth, fire up a BitTorrent client and head over to The Linux Mirror Project and help mirror the Suse torrent.

    The tracker shows lots of leechers for that distro... if you can, hop in and help out!

    1. Re:Good news for Suse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so are they spliting up BT swarms? or do their fedora torrents link back to Fedora's BT tracker/swarm? (same for knoppix and the others that have their own tracker)

    2. Re:Good news for Suse... by tcopeland · · Score: 1

      Splitting them up, I think. This is a good idea since TLM is still up if the Fedora tracker gets overwhelmed... but of course, they don't share peers, then.

      Is it possible for trackers to share peer lists? Hm. Seems like it would work, since the pieces hash would be the same... hmmm...

    3. Re:Good news for Suse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that even legal? I know Suse Finally opened up yast but up till now its pretty much been forbidden to host public ISO's of Suse. There might have been a few places where you could "find them" but other then that the only way to get Free suse is through ftp. Or have they finally come to their senses and are they allowing ISO's to be freely and openly published?

    4. Re:Good news for Suse... by L7_ · · Score: 1

      There was some "Linux Professional" link posted here like 3 months ago to the Novell page where you could give them your name and address and they would send you a SuSE CD install package (3 CDs) for free. No need for downloading the ISOs.

      Of course, I didn't save the link nor am I able to find it. :-(

    5. Re:Good news for Suse... by Kyro · · Score: 1

      you mean this link? http://www.novell.com/community/linux/order.php i got my set a few months ago.

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    6. Re:Good news for Suse... by GCP · · Score: 1

      Notice that that link contains only the announcement that they aren't accepting any further orders. If you want to try Suse, you pay in money and time or in inconvenience.

      With Red Hat it was easy to create some installer CDs of the latest and have them around in case the urge to install it on some machine struck me. It often did, both at home and at work. If that machine wasn't connected to the Net or whatever, it didn't matter. I had real, local installation discs.

      Suse wants to make installation less convenient, if you want the "real" version. Pay money, wait for discs, wonder what version they'll be and how long they'll be current before I have to order and wait again, or install by FTP, which sounds error prone since it is installing its own OS and yet it can't even get the files to install unless it is already up and running some OS (would that include any old Windows already on the machine? Dunno, I'd have to research it) plus a working network connection, which is what you're trying to install....

      Each time I think that maybe I should give Suse a try, I run into this, decide that it's not worth the extra bother, and put it off again.... And the longer I go without switching to Suse, the less likely I am to ever do so.

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    7. Re:Good news for Suse... by Builder · · Score: 1

      Which SuSE version is this ? Because apparantly SuSE aren't happy about their stuff being copied:

      http://groups.google.com/groups?dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie =U TF-8&threadm=qcMw%249AoBeSBJACh%40candt.demon.co.u k&prev=/groups%3Fq%3Duk.comp.os.linux%26ie%3DUTF-8 %26hl%3Den

    8. Re:Good news for Suse... by tcopeland · · Score: 1

      > Which SuSE version is this ?

      9.1-personal

      > SuSE aren't happy about their stuff being copied

      Hm. Maybe that doesn't apply to the 'personal' version? Guess the TLM folks would know about that...

  3. Frist Psot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I won I won. Hallelooyah. praise the holy goatse for the frist psot.

  4. news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    shitdot, news for turds, shit that splatters

  5. Who could use some help by DaveInAustin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe they could help MS port office.

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    1. Re:Who could use some help by rainman_bc · · Score: 5, Informative

      You mean like Crossover Office?

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    2. Re:Who could use some help by SunPin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Screw Office. Everyone uses office for one reason: The Microsoft marketing department.

      Excel, Powerpoint, Publisher and Access--especially Access--are not valid reasons for parting with your money.

      Microsoft represents everything wrong about the world consumers have to deal with. Since there's no profit in a _solved_ problem and a _stable_ solution, everything in this country is built to break.

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    3. Re:Who could use some help by sloanster · · Score: 1

      Maybe they could help MS port office.

      Bad idea for a couple of reasons, off the top of my head -

      #1, ms will fight tooth and nail against the idea of giving ms office users more choice of OS on which to run ms office since obviously, some will choose an OS other than ms windows.

      #2, the ms office port would divert resources from the excellent alternatives such as open office.

      Rather than rushing in to prop up the faltering ms office monopoly, we should be support the increasingly capable ms office alternatives, encouraging interoperability via document and file format standards, not vendor lock in.

    4. Re:Who could use some help by kisielk · · Score: 2, Informative

      We use Office because all our company's documents, dating back years and years are all made in office. It would be time consuming and usually not very good looking to convert them to another format. Also most documents we receive from customers and partners is also in Office format, don't want to convert back between different formats all the time. No, I don't like this one bit, but so far nobody has an adequate solution.

    5. Re:Who could use some help by SunPin · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's not the whole story. Theoretically--and at one time enthusiastically touted by Microsoft--you should be able to send all your documents into XML and open them anywhere without losing any formatting. Microsoft doesn't support anything open (sources or standards) when it interferes with their bottom line. That should be motivation enough to begin the breakup with Microsoft. It won't happen overnight but it will happen if you want it to.

      I don't mind Windows XP. My problems with Microsoft surround their garbage tie-in designed to limit choices, stifle innovation and suck the life out of anyone that they remotely identify as a competitor.

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    6. Re:Who could use some help by TykeClone · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How about a good working alternative to Outlook. Does Ximian natively do the e-mail and calendaring, and keep the message store on the exchange server?

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    7. Re:Who could use some help by peawee03 · · Score: 1

      Better yet, does it work on systems that don't use complex pre-compiled binary packages (Slackware, for example)

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    8. Re:Who could use some help by timmyf2371 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I almost agree with Access, but in honesty it's perfect for those small database-enabled functions I require without having to spend ages setting up the relevant database and access pages using PHP/MySQL (which I use for larger database projects.

      Now, let's look at Excel - Excel in my opinion is a fantastic application. It's great for calculations, supports copy and paste from other applications with figures etc, and is a really handy application to have around - possibly even more useful that Word itsself.

      Powerpoint is the bain of my existance. Suffice it to say, it empowers PHBs with capabilities to create huge, annoying, awful-looking documents with information which could be distributed in a two-line email.

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    9. Re:Who could use some help by killjoe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Welcome to vendor lock. That's exactly the way MS wanted it to be. Congratulations you are unable to switch to a lower cost alternative!.

      It's like those monkey traps you hear about. You know where you make a hole in the box just big enough for the monkey to put his hand in and grab a fist full of peanuts. The problem is that once the fist is full of peanuts the monkey can't get his hand out. So he sits there until the hunter comes by, trapped by his unwillingness to let go a handful of peanuts.

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    10. Re:Who could use some help by mvdw · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't believe that this is necessarily a valid argument anymore. Abiword will open Word documents, Gnumeric will open excel documents, and openoffice will of course open both. You may lose some formatting and/or images, but many files will open correctly in these free softwares. You can even convert your word documents using wvWare, another free piece of software.

      Do you have to edit them, or are they read-only? If they are read-only, you might want to try "wvPDF" and a small script (for f in find / -name \*.doc ; do wvPDF $f $(basename $f .doc).pdf ; done)

      Note the script is not tested, but it shouldn't do anything *too* bad to your originals...

      Alternatively, if you would like to edit the files later, try wvLatex (then edit using Lyx later), wvDVI, wvAbw (edit using abiword), wvRTF (edit using openoffice), or to just extract the text use wvText. Or you can do a combination of a number of them (generate the pdf and the RTF source, for example). No guarantees, YMMV, IANAL, etc etc etc, but for the 1/2 hour it take to get it all running, it may well be worth your time.

    11. Re:Who could use some help by phaetonic · · Score: 3, Informative
    12. Re:Who could use some help by bsharitt · · Score: 1

      no

    13. Re:Who could use some help by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1
      Screw Office. Everyone uses office for one reason: The Microsoft marketing department.

      Huh? That's not why I use it. Maybe you should speak for yourself rather than telling me why I use something.
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    14. Re:Who could use some help by Micro$will · · Score: 1

      Screw Office, their first priority should be to port NWAdmin. ConsoleOne is too buggy, bloated, and clumsy, and why for love of Jeebus do they have to have their own JRE for it.

  6. saw this coming... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What, did you think that Novell threw all those millions of dollars at SuSE for fun? Oh no, SuSE is the core of the next NetWare.

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    1. Re:saw this coming... by nocomment · · Score: 2

      I keep telling people that by this time next year Novell will rule the world. This is just another example of how that is going to happen.


      Novell, if you are reading this, fast user switching unkay? :-D I will switch from drake to you for that.

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    2. Re:saw this coming... by jhoffoss · · Score: 4, Funny
      No, no, no. You have it all wrong.

      Linux will rule the world through Novell. Novell will be nothing but our puppet.

      <insert evil laugh here>

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    3. Re:saw this coming... by nocomment · · Score: 1

      I wish i had posted AC so I could mod you, hehehe

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    4. Re:saw this coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when do they become the "Microsoft" of Linux? Don't think it will happen? People were bashing Red Hat and spreading FUD about them well before they left the low end commercial market. Wait till Suse becomes #1 for a years.

      There is some sort of twisted logic among linux users which makes them hate any popular company after a while even if they are true OSS followers. Weird.

    5. Re:saw this coming... by once1er · · Score: 1

      I don't know what version of mandrake you're using, but KDE3.2 that comes with 10 has a pretty good "fast user switching" capability. Although, I actually did find it a little easier to use on SuSE, maybe there is a minor version difference in KDE I'm not aware of. But its totally good, you can lock your term and everything when you switch. The new gnome has it too, I think.

    6. Re:saw this coming... by winse · · Score: 1

      ummm Novell here.... you'll have to rewrite that in German please. Anyone that could even start to think about that is in Germany....unless you count the Ximian guys.... I guess they could get Gnome to do that for you, but then you could just run Gnome on any distrobution.

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    7. Re:saw this coming... by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Because of the GPL, it's not possible for there to be a "'Microsoft' of Linux." Microsoft dominates with proprietary and non-standards-compliant software, which can't happen with Linux because anyone can copy it.

      Yes, people can be upset when a poor technology <cough>RPM</cough> dominates, but they can't be forced to use it. The only possible issue is software patents as a lock-in mechanism, and I don't think anyone would put up with Novell trying use that -- they'd just switch. They'd have to already be locked in first.

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    8. Re:saw this coming... by intangible · · Score: 1

      gdmflexiserver
      Best program since checkinstall.

      "BAM!"

  7. I want my 8kb Space Invaders Please by JPyObjC+Dude · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they will help me port Space Invaders from my white Comodore Pet.

    Now if only I could find that tape...

    1. Re:I want my 8kb Space Invaders Please by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Check out MAME (www.mame.net). You can have the real thing.

    2. Re:I want my 8kb Space Invaders Please by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1
  8. color me n00b by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Insightful

    but arent linux apps supposed to work with all major distros? and if not, why?

    1. Re:color me n00b by robla · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because the major distros come with different:
      * versions of X Windows
      * versions of GNOME or KDE
      * versions of glibc
      * versions of the ABI
      * package management systems

      When you are distributing your software in source code form for developers to compile themselves, it's no big deal. When you are trying to release a binary that works in a supported way, it's a hassle.

      This hassle isn't limited to closed source software. For example, look how many download options Abiword has. Regardless of what "should" work, there's been enough hassles in the past that most folks want binaries tailored to their specific platform.

      Rob

    2. Re:color me n00b by jedidiah · · Score: 4, Informative

      Oracle RDBMS 10g installs and runs just fine under Debian Sarge despite Oracle only really wanting it to run on Suse and RHEL.

      Linux "fragmentation" is mostly hype.

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    3. Re:color me n00b by Lando+Griffin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ...Linux "fragmentation" is mostly hype.

      Perhaps, but Oracle's decision to support their products on SuSE and RHEL most definitely is not hype. Good luck getting support if you insist on running on Sarge!

    4. Re:color me n00b by johnhennessy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, I would have to agree - fragmentation is mostly hype. But there is one difference. Support. Fine, your latest XYZ product might run on Redhat and Debian but more than likely when you ring up tech. support with a problem on your Debian system you'll probably get a "not supported" reply.

      Which is possibly fine, imagine the costs a ISV would have to incur if they had to support every single OS/distribution out there. In one way, they are probably happy with the MS monopoly.

      On the other hand, this is more less the product of their thinking and business model for recent history. If tech. support people actually knew something about computers instead of just reading scripts then maybe supporting many platforms wouldn't be a hasstle. If programs were written using proper Software Engineering skills (no, VB does not count) then maybe applications would be portable in the first place.

      From what I can see, the only thing that distinguishes linux platforms would be the libc implementation or for hardware related software the version of kernel. If I missed something, let it rip, but more or less everything else can be provided as a shared object or compiled static as part of the install process.

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    5. Re:color me n00b by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
      >> Linux "fragmentation" is mostly hype.

      And as Flava Flav taught us: "Don't believe the hype"

    6. Re:color me n00b by sqlgeek · · Score: 1

      Oracle doesn't care what configuration you run their database on, however they're only willing to support a few. Can you really blame them? Imagine the support calls involved in diagnosing various problems on home-rolled Linux boxes. Ugh.

      Scott

    7. Re:color me n00b by FatherOfONe · · Score: 1

      This is simply not true. The 10G installation stops you if you are not running either SuSe Enterprise OR RedHat Enterprise or one more (can't remember).

      Heck even their fricking Internet Developer Suite checks now. Yes you can run something like white box linux and get around it, but the way I see it Novell is saying:
      "We want you to port your apps to SuSe Enterprise only".

      I like Oracle, and understand why they are doing but they should pick at least one or two more distros that are free (say like fedora, debian, or one of the low cost ones and support it.

      To say they can't would be incorrect they fully supported RedHat 7.1. The more I think about this the more angry I get with Oracle.... Even their development tools (Jdeveloper), written in Java will not install on anything but Enterprise versions of Linux. WTF!!!! It is a developer tool, not a freaking database!

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    8. Re:color me n00b by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Oracle Enterprise support costs 20% of your upfront licence costs. You pay this ANNUALLY.

      Compared to that, the cost of RHEL or Suse enterprise is a drop in the bucket.

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  9. LSB? by cpn2000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have not read the FA, but I do hope they port applications to the LSB rather than just to their distro.

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    1. Re:LSB? by PhilipPeake · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I don't want to start any sort of flamewar on this, so just take this a my opinion FWIW:

      LSB is fine, and a worthwhile effort, BUT (you knew there was but coming, didn't you?) it is FAR from a complete standard for Linux. It just codifies what are prety much already consensus and de-facto opinions on standards already present in most versions of Linux.

      This is useful work, but by no means sufficient to develop against. LSB cound be more proactive and push standards where they are needed, but the push-back they would get from "the community" would be intense, and could end up devaluing the good work they currently do.

      Most of the Linux distros out there do aim for LSB conformance anyway. If they don't quite make it, its not by much, and if they don't try -- well, maybe you need to give your patronage to those that do.

      As far as I kno, SuSe are committed to following the LSB, so applications ported to it will naturally be LSB conformant ports - for as far as that takes them.

    2. Re:LSB? by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      Why should they? They're a for-profit-company, not a charity. It would be nice if they did, but they don't have to.

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    3. Re:LSB? by cpn2000 · · Score: 1
      Not trying to troll or anything, but if coding your apps to the LSB does not gaurantee portability (across distros), what good is the LSB at all? I thought that the central idea behind the LSB was to promote a kind of 'write once, run on any (lsb compliant) distro' idea. But if it is not living upto that standard, how does it expect to garner any repect from app developers?

      Is this a problem with the LSB per se., or in the way in which distros are implementing it?

      Note, I am asking this simply out of my ignorance about the LSB, that anything else.

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  10. Let's stop breaking Linux up. by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "But this is also aimed at Windows software vendors, Unix software vendors, or vendors who'd developed for other flavors of Linux but who'd like run on SUSE Linux, too," He said.

    I love the fact that Linux has the flexibility of having multiple flavors but I really think that making the flavors incompatible is a roadblock for wide acceptance.

    People who develop for Windows are going to look at Linux and say, "but if we want to reach everyone we have to deal with RedHat, SUSE, Foo, and DoubleFoo."

    Shouldn't companies that want to support Linux as a viable alternative be pushing for a standard to be followed?

    1. Re:Let's stop breaking Linux up. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Why yes, we probably should.

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    2. Re:Let's stop breaking Linux up. by garcia · · Score: 1

      Yeah, LSB is great and all in theory but when a major Linux player isn't really doing much to advocate it I don't see what good it is going to do.

    3. Re:Let's stop breaking Linux up. by jhoffoss · · Score: 4, Interesting

      First, let's correct your previous statement. Novell and SuSE are one, and so there's not as much for a developer to struggle to conform to. Second, as was announced on /., the WSJ, and several other sources a few days ago, IBM, Novell, HP, and several other very major vendors all announced support of LSB-2. Whether they're posting placards and advertising everywhere or not, if I'm a developer for Linux tools, I'm going to code to LSB-2 spec, not to a platform (RH/SuSE/FC/LM/etc.)

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    4. Re:Let's stop breaking Linux up. by garcia · · Score: 0, Troll

      First, let's correct your previous statement. Novell and SuSE are one, and so there's not as much for a developer to struggle to conform to.

      First let's correct your statement. SuSE is one Linux distribution that a developer would have to develop for. RedHat, Debian, Slackware, Foo, DoubleFoo are all other distributions that would have to be developed for. Yeah, we have the LSB/LSB-2 out there and in active discussion. Yeah you would support one or the other... Neither has really materialized and you still have different packages, different locations, and different setups.

      It's confusing to the user and just as confusing to the developer.

    5. Re:Let's stop breaking Linux up. by Cheeko · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One of the good things going for LSB is that HP, and IBM support it. Its in THEIR best interest to have a standards base because it makes their support job easier. While Suse or Redhat might only care about supporting their specific customers, each of them being different makes the support job tougher for major system vendors. My guess is that HP and IBM pressuring the linux companies will make them pretty compliant on the LSB front and force the linux vendors to differentiate on additional features that don't break the LSB.

    6. Re:Let's stop breaking Linux up. by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Disclaimer: I'm a bit of a Windows fan, so your mileage may vary.

      That said, you know, actually they're not that incompatible.

      I've ran for example WebSphere and Eclipse on SuSE, Gentoo, and a coleague installed them on RedHat too. My brother runs them on Mandrake. Binaries too, no recompiling needed. No problems there. I also don't recall having to get a different binary version of, say, OOo for different Linux flavours. It runs just as crappy on them all.

      It's not yet perfect, yes, but differences tend to be minor. E.g., where they put their scripts or some config files, or whether KDE and Gnome go into /opt or into /usr. Nothing that a desktop application really needs to know about.

      Linux still has compatibility problems of its own, in the form of the DLL hell. (Well, .so but same idea.) Each F/OSS app seems to want its very own version of some library, which in turns requires a bunch of other libraries to be in a whole other version than what you have on the system.

      But that's hardly something that has to do with distro fragmentation. You're just as likely to run into that problem on any distro.

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    7. Re:Let's stop breaking Linux up. by baggins2002 · · Score: 1

      That's why there is linuxbase.org.

    8. Re:Let's stop breaking Linux up. by Rex+Code · · Score: 1

      That's why there is linuxbase.org.

      Oh yeah, an ass-ugly extra runtime environment that costs $3000 to claim compliance with is going to solve everything.

      Just try going to http://linuxbase.org and you'll see what a great plan they have.

    9. Re:Let's stop breaking Linux up. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 3, Informative
      Yes.

      People who develop for Windows are going to look at Linux and say, "but if we want to reach everyone we have to deal with RedHat, SUSE, Foo, and DoubleFoo."

      Mostly it tends to be the Foo and DoubleFoo distros that break compatibility. This is for two main reasons.

      "Boutique" Linux distros are developed are often developed by fanatics who simply don't care if "Application X" works on their distro, because obviously, "Application X" is crap, and possibly not licensed according to their politics. These distros are not for the "mainstream" and will probably fade away quickly.

      Other "Boutique" distros have some very specific uses in mind, such as those that require ultra-stability or ultra-security. I was going to say like dedicated web servers, but I think the *BSDs have that sewn up. With these very narrow focuses, wide compatibility is rarely an issue.

      I know people are going to flame me for writing this, but in The Enterprise, the only real Linux players right now are Novell/SuSE and RedHat. A lot of this has to do with vender support, which distros such as Gentoo/Debian/Slackware and so on do not have.

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    10. Re:Let's stop breaking Linux up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's that different than the different versions of Windows?

    11. Re:Let's stop breaking Linux up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BZZZT wrong.. if you conform to an LSB spec there aren't different locations or different setups. Also developing for Redhat, Debian, Slackware, Foo, DoubleFoo is no problem which is why you have many cross distribution and applications which don't need to be changed at all. Examples would be all of Gnome, KDE and many other programs which rely on libs already installed by the default distribution.

    12. Re:Let's stop breaking Linux up. by garcia · · Score: 1

      Why didn't the article say that they were going to conform to the LSB? They mentioned specifically that they were looking for people to develop for SuSE Linux.

    13. Re:Let's stop breaking Linux up. by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

      Because the press release was written by a marketdroid, not a hacker?

    14. Re:Let's stop breaking Linux up. by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Informative
      You're just as likely to run into that problem on any distro.
      No, you're not -- it's a package management issue, and different distros have different package management. I've never run into "library hell" with Gentoo, because there's a single repository, and so everything it tested to work together. I presume Debian and BSD would work equally well. God help you if you're using Red Hat or something, though.
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    15. Re:Let's stop breaking Linux up. by Trelane · · Score: 1
      Oh yeah, an ass-ugly extra runtime environment that costs $3000 to claim compliance with is going to solve everything.


      And claiming compliance with Windows (i.e. the logo; same as with LSB) costs you what? Anybody?

      Bueller?
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    16. Re:Let's stop breaking Linux up. by Rex+Code · · Score: 1

      And claiming compliance with Windows (i.e. the logo; same as with LSB) costs you what? Anybody?

      Your soul.

    17. Re:Let's stop breaking Linux up. by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Point well taken, if you actually recompile everything under Gentoo, and occasionally recompile everything for a new library or framework, you don't have compatibility problems. Unfortunately:

      A. Not everything is available as source code. E.g., God help you if you want WebSphere's sources and you're not working in the WebSphere team at IBM.

      B. Compiling everything is not always an economical or comfortable solution. While, again, I'll admit that it fixes pretty much any compatibility issues, a full recompile can take _days_ on top of the line computers. Doubly so on some old 2.0 GHz P4 (or less) people still have around at home or at the office.

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    18. Re:Let's stop breaking Linux up. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Re. A: I mentioned Gentoo because that's where my personal experience is. You could use Debian instead, and not have to recompile. The point is that ideally, you want all your software tested together, and a central repository is a good way to do that.

      Re. B: Compiling isn't that bad, as long as you stay away from the Windows or Red Hat style "system version/release" mentality -- realize that the system is not a monolithic unit, and it doesn't all change at once. So upgrade often, and only a few packages will change at a time.

      Also, businesses typically have one thing going for them: volume. When you have 30 identical PCs, you can run DistCC on them and compile things really quickly. On top of that, they're identical! So compile it once and then copy it to the rest!

      Finally, I don't know where you get this idea that a 2.0GHz P4 is "old" -- I've run Gentoo on 4 different computers, and the newest is an Athlon XP 2100+. The others are a 900MHz C3, a 500Mhz Athlon, and a 233MHz Pentium MMX, and I haven't had a problem with compiling on any of them. It might take a while, sometimes, but you can use the system while it goes!

      I've since retired the 233Mhz MMX, beacuse it couldn't comfortably run X and Firefox at the same time. Its replacement is an iBook, which will be running Gentoo/OSX as soon as it's stable -- not for the "funroll loops," but for the ease installing and maintainability.

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      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    19. Re:Let's stop breaking Linux up. by theblkadder · · Score: 1

      SUSE has been a long time supporter of and contributor to the LSB effort, and as far as I know, will continue to be. No pressure from our friends at IBM or HP is necessary. - A SUSE (err Novell) employee...

      --
      Earth is a single point of failure.
    20. Re:Let's stop breaking Linux up. by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1
      You do have the same problem, it just manifests itself in a different way. It just shows up as having to use old software, or broken packages.

      Compiling all your software isn't really a useful solution. How many Gentoo users compile not only gnome-terminal themselves, but the entirety of OpenOffice (a 24 hour compile on some systems)? It doesn't really scale. Good support for binaries is really essential.

  11. Three words... by chill · · Score: 2, Funny

    Developers, developers, developers!

    The monkey-boy dance is left up to the end user.

    --
    Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
    1. Re:Three words... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Linxoupers! Linxoupers!! Linxoupers!!!! Linxoupers!!!! Linxoupers!!!!! Linxoupers!!!!!! Linxoupers!!!!!!!

      (catches breath...)

      Oh, wait, monkeyboy/man meant.. Developers! Developers!! Developers!!!..., hehehe

      Well, maybe we'll FINALLY see IBM/Lotus ship some sendable code to Novell? Imagine IBM selling off or dual-licensing some "SmartOpenSuite" and getting IBM AND Novell a slew more customers.

      I have things in SmartSuite that, thanks to Word Pro, 1-2-3 and ESPECIALLY Lotus Approach, I simply, utterly, and infuriatingly CAN NOT do in Star Office, nor in OpenOffice.org. Certainly not nearly as easily as I, a non-developer, can do in SmartSuite.

      If any of you developers have not seen Lotus Approach, please hook up with your DB friends and help figure a way for IBM to get past the legal morass that seems to be in the way of us having a Dual-License/F/LOSS version of SmartSuite. IBM should do for SmartSuite what OpenOffice is to Sun.

      This also could pit IBM in stark constrast to Sun, in light of Sun's arrangements with microscroft (lower-casing/deprecation of mshaft's name intentional/perpetual in my writings...). That is, assuming there are non key, well-placed abettors of microshoft emplaced in IBM (something I think about and fear to be true...)

      Thanks in advance, IBM/Lotus. Let the Olympian Gold Code and Bugfests of SmartSuite begin!

      David Syes

      --
      Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
  12. The enemy of my enemy ... by YetAnotherName · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... is my friend, as the old saying goes.

    And so long as they keep the Unix trademark from SCO with the force of a thousand lawyers with lasers strapped to their heads, they're fine by me.

    1. Re:The enemy of my enemy ... by legirons · · Score: 1

      "The enemy of my enemy is my friend, as the old saying goes."

      Yeah, but when all your enemies are fighting amongst themselves, why bother?

    2. Re:The enemy of my enemy ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the UNIX copyrights.

      The trademark is owned by someone else, IIRC.

      As IBM pointed out in Wednesday's hearing, SCO doesn't need more delays or more discovery--they need a case.

  13. note it says suse linux by minus_273 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    not all linux. Dont get this confused with open sourcing everything.

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    The war on terror is a war for peace
    1. Re:note it says suse linux by ahillen · · Score: 1

      not all linux. Dont get this confused with open sourcing everything.

      Well, even if they wouldn't have been specific about a Linux distribution, the article only talks about 'porting' applications, not 'open sourcing' applications.

      And of course Novell is only going to support companies if the final product runs officially on SuSE Linux (in the sense of an officially supported platform). That does not mean that it only runs on SuSE Linux...

  14. Divide and conquer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    There is no need for BSD-from-scratch disto.

    1: All the BSDs are entirely different operating systems, which are lumped into one category becuase of their roots.
    2: Since no extra bullshit is thrown in like linux, there is less need for reworking the base.
    3: BSD is not obscure in the least, it is rather alive and florishing.

    BTW you forgot to mention Solaris, which has it's roots in BSD too. ckj

    1. Re:Divide and conquer by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Informative

      1. All the BSDs are not entirely different, and commonly share code back and forth amongst them.
      2. There's plenty of extra bullshit, but it's in ports where it belongs.
      3. BSD is obscure when it comes to the desktop, but then so is Linux.
      4. Solaris does not have its roots in BSD exactly:
        1. Solaris is SunOS plus Openwindows.
        2. Openwindows has traditionally meant Sun's X11 plus the openlook environment - which AFAIK still comes with the system.
      5. Solaris 1.x contains SunOS 4.x, which is based on BSD.
      6. Solaris 2.x contains SunOS 5.x, which is based on System V. If you choose to install the proper packages you get a bunch of BSD binaries in /usr/ucb or something like that.

      SunOS4 and SunOS5 are totally different and mostly separate operating systems.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:Divide and conquer by tyrr · · Score: 2, Informative

      > 1. All the BSDs are not entirely different, and
      > commonly share code back and forth amongst them.

      And some of it is incompatable with latest GNU programs. GNU is a flagman of Unix development, why else?

      > 2. There's plenty of extra bullshit, but it's
      > in ports where it belongs.

      Ports exist because of GNU/BSD incomatability. You can't just download a GNU source and build it.

      > 3. BSD is obscure when it comes to the desktop,
      > but then so is Linux.

      Linux is GNU compatable. It has well-developed package managers. This makes it much less obscure

      > 4. Solaris does not have its roots in BSD
      > exactly:
      > 1. Solaris is SunOS plus Openwindows.
      > 1. Openwindows has traditionally
      > meant Sun's X11 plus the openlook environment -
      > which AFAIK still comes with the system.

      Solaris is what is called SVR4 which was a big standard back when ATT, Sun, HP, Digital and SGI got together to develop modern enterprise platform.

      > 2. Solaris 1.x contains SunOS 4.x, which is based on BSD.

      The was SunOS 4.x and there was Solaris 2. Solaris 1 was "invented" later.

      > 3. Solaris 2.x contains SunOS 5.x, which
      >is based on System V. If you choose to install the
      >proper packages you get a bunch of BSD binaries in
      >/usr/ucb or something like that.

      It is a separate compatability package.

      > SunOS4 and SunOS5 are totally different and mostly separate operating systems.

      Linux got many ideas from Solaris. Package managers, ELF binaries, etc, etc, etc. In my view Linux is a successor of Solaris and Linux gets all the credit for sparking Unix revolution.
      All Unixes should be under one banner because they all came from one that progressed by trial and error. May the best ideas win and be shared across all branches.

    3. Re:Divide and conquer by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Here, let's make another list. When you're allowed to use style sheets lists are one of the best things about HTML, but they're not bad even in their most classic of implementations, as we find them here on slashdot.

      1. Linux is definitely the primary platform of development for your average free/open software of the day. No argument there. However, the largest projects aim for compatibility and the most important of the smaller projects (and lots of trivial software) is ported to assorted BSDs. As more reliable cross-platform frameworks are created, and some of them gain widespread acceptance, the portability of Unix software will only improve.
      2. Most of the time I don't want to just get a source and build it anyway. It seems I frequently find myself applying patches to just about anything I maintain myself. I happen to use gentoo and you may notice that many if not most of the high-profile packages in portage have numerous patches applied to them.
      3. ports (and its cousins) are pretty well-developed, if you want to build from source, which is what we were just discussing.
      4. Yes quite, Solaris 2.x is based on System V, Release 4. Or, I should say, was, because it's taken on quite a life of its own. Nonetheless there are three ways more or less - the SysV way, the BSD way, and the Linux way, which is basically the same as the GNU way in terms of userland.
      5. Regardless of Solaris 1.x being invented later - yes, I remember the goofy packaging before and after the event - The fact is that Solaris 1.x is SunOS4 and Solaris 2.x is SunOS5. People like to talk about Solaris and SunOS5 as if they meant the same thing and they do not. I don't mind when people say Solaris 2, but when they say Solaris, I find it to be goofy. Computers are precise, right? Be precise. SunOS deserves as much attention without a windowing environment as with one. I used to have a 4/260 running 4.1.3_u1. Before that it was a 3/260 and I ran 4.1.1 and I had to patch in DNS. Later, I did a bit of Solaris 2.4 and 2.5 administration - so I do have a solid appreciation for the variation between SunOS versions :P

      Linux is a mishmash of all the best things from all the successful Unixes. Filesystems have come in from everywhere, many concepts came from Solaris, with a development model from BSD... Oh it's a beautiful thing. And of course, whatever you think of it, you must give due credit to the GPL.

      I do believe in calling all of these operating systems Unix, as opposed to UNIX necessarily (though obviously those are Unix as well) because they are clearly put together the same way. That goes for DomainOS, IDRIX, AIX, whatever goofy-looking system we're talking about. And I don't believe that any Unixes stand alone, regardless of their intent - in fact that's contrary to the whole intent of Unix, really.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  15. Nice article - but whatabout sharing the evidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I have seen bubbles moving down at the edges of my Guinness. This latest "discovery" seems to be common sense to me, and is exactly how I have explained the phenomenem to other drinkers down the pub.

    Shame I wasn't paid to do my "research", and that no-one would have listened to me because I didn't have a 750-frame-per-second video camera.

    Now, this story would have been really interesting if it had a link to the videos of it happening 'cause it really is a sight to behold! ai

  16. I love this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    .. the shell just got the cool error-handling lisp has always had (condition-case in elisp, for example). From a lisper's perspectice, things will be so much easier now... and I can really try some more scripting..

    ifo

  17. Battle of the giants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Sometimes I feel that eventually MS and IBM will come to legal blows (more than likely due to SCO being a puppet of MS) - Do you think that this will eventually happen, and if so, who do you feel will win based on a) legal prowess and b) technology patents.
    Also, what's your take on the SCO brouhaha? bji

  18. Starbucks sells coffee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I always thought they were selling milk, sugar and "lifestyle" with some kind of dark caffeinated substance occasionally thrown in. mlr

  19. Details. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Introduction

    DSPAM (as in De-Spam) is an extremely scalable, open-source statistical-algorithmic hybrid anti-spam filter. A majority of users running v2.10+ achieve filtering rates ranging from 99.92% - 99.98+%, DSPAM is currently effective as both a server-side agent for UNIX email servers and a developer's library for mail clients, other anti-spam tools, and similar projects requiring drop-in spam filtering. DSPAM has been implemented on many large and small scale systems with the largest systems being reported at about 125,000 mailboxes.

    What is a Statistical-Algorithmic Hybrid Filter?
    Present-day language classifiers bear the responsibility of maintaining accuracy in the midst of ever-increasing sample complexity. In the setting of spam filtering, many types of intentional attacks have been introduced such as obfuscation, word list injection, sample flooding, and etcetera. As the complexity of classification text continues to multiply rapidly, many filter developers today are left with conflicted feelings between increasing the complexity of their filter and wise teachings from CS class reminding them that computer science is about controlling complexity, not creating it. At the rate complexity is rising, filters will (and have already begun to) become so resource-intensive that they lose scalability, eventually leading to a second conflict of interests: where fighting spam becomes more expensive than managing it.

    DSPAM is the first Statistical-Algorithmic Hybrid filter and in being such boldly suggests that there is a better alternative to increasing the feature set of filters to match the spams they are trying to fight. By employing algorithms designed to increase the quality of existing data rather than the quantity of data with the goal of reducing the feature set rather than increasing it, DSPAM has managed to achieve nearly equal levels of accuracy with present-day Markovian-based filters and other types of filters that employ large feature sets with the added benefit of using a significantly fewer amount of resources. DSPAM presently peaks at 99.984% accuracy, which is ten times more accurate than a human being [1] and is presently being used on implementations as large as 125,000+ mailboxes.

    DSPAM's Focus
    The DSPAM project attempts to go beyond "just another statistical filter" by focusing on the following areas:

    * DSPAM has a strong focus on providing better data to already existing algorithms (Bayesian, Chi-Square, etcetera) Combination algorithms work inherently well, but depend on the quality of data. Some of the approaches deployed in DSPAM towards this goal include Chained Tokens, Inoculation Groups, Classification Groups, advanced de-obfuscation techniques, and a new noise reduction algorithm called Bayesian Noise Reduction. The goal is to incorporate processing algorithms that can withstand the long haul of ever increasing message complexity. So far we're doing a great job.
    * A strong focus on large-scale implementation support. The largest implementation of DSPAM we've heard about to-date involves 125,000 users. DSPAM has been designed to experience a very short execution time (0.03s - 0.10s on average hardware), and has been equipped with a storage driver API allowing several different storage mechanisms to be used. Depending on disk space constraints, accuracy can be traded off for additional disk space or vice-versa.
    * Empty Corpus Support and Global Dictionary Support. It is very important in a large-scale environment to allow users to build their own dictionaries starting from scratch. Why? Because system administrators haven't got the time to create 20,000 seeded dictionaries. On top of this, ISPs require out-of-the-box filtering, which DSPAM's global dictionary feature provides for end-users, with minimal centralized learning. DSPAM provides support for building corpuses from scratch without suffering many fatal training errors (false positives). When these two

    Read the rest of this comment... ks

  20. aussie, aussie, aussie, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    .. conducted the study after Australian researchers announced in 1999 that they had made a computer model showing it was theoretically possible for beer bubbles to fall down the side of a glass

    trust it to be australians that worked that one out first.
    something tells me that experiment was most likely conducted on a friday nite after a few beers at the lab. ge

  21. Why wouldn't I want windows to play back videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I can, however, use another program to read the text files that I've created with Notepad, use my extremely simple math formulae on another, competing calculator program ( heck, I can even port that sucker over to GNAA/Linux with little trouble ), or set my new taskbar clock to the same time by using the system time, like I always have, but I cannot use that DRM enable.wmp file with just any media player: thus, no lock-in and another troll bites the dust.
    And another one's gone, and another one's gone...
    Oh, sorry.;( zxm

  22. Lets get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    No "customers" were harmed. The only people who use Hotmail are people who are too poor/lazy to install their own ISP's mail system on their machines.

    And if you base your business on Hotmail, i'd say you have a serious I.T. decisions problem. gk

  23. The way to a better dance pad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    OT but... Get a hard pad, or a RedOctane 2.0 I weigh 240lbs, and that RedOctane keeps taking a beating without fail on 9 footers. jdq

  24. Global Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    How do you plan on managing laws and constitutions that stretch beyond U.S territories.

    If the Internet started with the U.S and expanded to some parts of Antarctica. U.S. rules are probably useless once it gets to the new continent.

    Vice versa if someone in Antarctica created a P2P application and it became extremely popular in the U.S. U.S lawyers probably can never get a grip on it.

    Isn't geography the greatest challenge out there for any lawyers. In fact it's so difficult to deal with it's rendering the law useless. iqa

  25. Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Insightful

    Why am I not surprised Microsoft claims its an internal problem?

    Actually, it would make more sense when Microsoft would claim it was an attack. Internal problems can be blaimed on the company (bad software design, bad system administration, etc.), external attacks can't, only for a lack of security or something like that. But in most cases, a company gets away quite well with an external attack. gq

  26. Cars, DVDs, what's the difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    But its a bit more complex that just that.

    From the article;
    >Automakers are fighting the legislation; they believe the real goal is to obtain proprietary "calibration codes" that are the blueprints for how parts are made. With that information, Territo said, independent mechanics and parts manufacturers could duplicate major components such as fuel injectors that automakers have spent millions of dollars developing.

    So maybe its the same issue. A group wants to control their property by using technology which locks things up. wte

  27. Obvious Answer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    People are diliberately confusing 'codes' and 'code'. Mechanics need the _codes_ that the computer spits out indicating what is wrong. Nobody needs the _code_ for the computer software.

    As for the whole complaint about the recent complexity of cars; it is government mandated and consumer demanded. There are requirements for fuel efficiency and emissions. A simple 4 stroke engine can only be so effecient and so clean. To meet regulations, cars need to incorporate exhaust gas recirculation, variable cam timing, complex variable spark timing, catylitic converters, and a host of other complexities. Consumers want climate control, adaptive suspension, 17 way power adjustable seats, power cupholders, remote buttons for everything, heated everything, and performance, but they expect their cars to have the simplicity of an air cooled VW? wck

  28. If I remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    There was a formula for predicting orbital paths that was related to Fibbunaci's sequence, I wonder if sedna falls into the sequence? zb

  29. What Microsoft would like to happen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    WMA becomes widely installed, and is the default.

    People start recording their music as WMA.
    Companies sell in WMA (for the wide user base).
    Stations start broadcasting in WMA (ditto).
    People buy WMA devices.
    People are locked into WMA forever now their media is all in WMA form and they own WMA devices.
    WMA works best in Windows (and DRM WMA only works in Windows), and is a barrier to changing platforms.

    Profit. Monopoly extended and locked in, and entrenched in a totally new area. Desktop monopoly (and all the other monopolies that perpetuate it and are perpetuated by it) made more secure.

    THIS is why a bit of user convenience has to be sacrificed. Made media player (and all the other integrated stuff) come uninstalled on a second CD so that at least the user has to think if they want to use it.

    Otherwise they will expand their monopoly one niche at a time - desktop, office, server, media, handhelds, music players, gaming consoles, televisions, cars, watches, the whole world... untill it is too late to back out. lun

  30. Note to self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    HEAD/data/en/big/current/GoogleToolbarInstaller.ex e HTTP/1.1
    Host: toolbar.google.com
    Connection: close

    HTTP/1.1 200 OK
    Date: Sun, 14 Mar 2004 12:51:14 GMT
    Server: Apache
    Last-Modified: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 16:47:28 GMT
    Accept-Ranges: bytes
    Content-Length: 476864
    Content-Type: application/octet-stream
    whg

  31. A different kind a fault tolerance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I've always wanted a shell that deletes into a 'garbage' folder, but in a native way so programs calling a delete function would also. I've also wanted a 'file versions' feature to bring safety to accidently overwriting. Then it would really be tolerant of user faults.

    While we're at it: a config file library so every config file is the same format; exportable functions so gimp can export gmp.imageResize fileName 800 600 to the shell; and a codecs folder with libraries for image, video, document, and data compression.

    Not every might see that last one's benefit, but I think if every app exported its format there (quicktime, realmedia) and let it be universally called, apps would be judged by interface, not filetype support.

    Another idea: make every shortcut in X the config file. That way, a simple copy+edit makes two easily created+accessed differently configed programs. (I don't know about network-wide configs, though.) au

  32. now only if.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    it could be used in html rendering [slashdot.org] jid

  33. logical next step after acquisition of SuSE by nomad63 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Somehow, someway, Novell needs to make money out of the deal. By basically giving away their product, it is not likely to happen anytime soon. But if they add an arsenal of software which is certified to run on Linux platform, the landscape drastically changes and these changes will favor Novell.

    A big round of applause for this novel (pun intended) idea of Novell...

    --

    __________
    The more I know people, the more I love animals
    1. Re:logical next step after acquisition of SuSE by laupark · · Score: 1

      Umm, I believe they already are...
      For Q1 2004
      http://www.informationweek.com/story/showArt icle.j html?articleID=20900628
      for Q2 2004
      http://www.nwfusion.com/newsletters/netware/ 2004/0 823nw2.html?fsrc=rss-novell

    2. Re:logical next step after acquisition of SuSE by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Novell has NDS, it's probably the best system for managing huge networks and it runs on linux. If you are thinking about converting over to linux then they can give you linux for free and sell you NDS (and groupwise too while they are at it).

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      evil is as evil does
  34. Very cool, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    | Japan and their rise in technology, is that
    | since the end of WWII, they haven't had a
    | military to take up financing, (or resources, or
    | R&D, etc..)

    True, but the huge amount that the US spends on Military is largely by choice.

    Is it really necessary to have sufficient armaments to destroy the planet seven times over? Is it really necessary to have sufficient firepower to independantly forcibly take over any other country/contitent on the planet?

    And are these things more important than education, health care etc etc.

    Every country sets its own agenda. The US wants to be the untouchable goliath of military power. If the US wanted to be the world leader in non-military research and development, they could be.

    ndc

    1. Re:Very cool, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it really necessary to have sufficient armaments to destroy the planet seven times over? Is it really necessary to have sufficient firepower to independantly forcibly take over any other country/contitent on the planet?

      You always build a safety net into anything you do. It's called reserve. You want to have more than you need so that you can lose part and still win. That is one of the great American traits, to overbuild is to win.

      What you're saying is akin to saying that you don't really need a seatbelt in your car either. Just don't crash and there is no problem. We don't need those seatbelts, think of how much money is wasted on them.

  35. A solution in search of a problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Hey, there's nothing like converting a low-res display and computer hardware to make a high-tech $300+ version of a $10 picture frame. oya

  36. News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke
    GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible
    MudanJiang, People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004

    The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.

    "We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into DPRK territory and conducted sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast. His weeklong absence from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations were afoot. Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius at the time of detonation.

    A pink ROFLcopter was seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".

    His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility. Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties, suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of the OSTG disaster, that killed over 300 Indians. The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible death of GNAA broadcast propagandist l0de after he made threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse". As of this release, the issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.

    The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing Korean/Black hatred.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

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  37. Remember basic lessons in probability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    All these articles about impending doom -- asteroids, earthquakes, pandemics, etc. -- give one the idea that because we've gone a long time without one of these things happening, the chance that we'll have an occurrance is increasing. That shows a basic misunderstanding of probability. If you toss a fair coin and get heads 50 times in a row, the probability of getting heads the next time is still 50%.

    We're not 'running out of time' just because we've gone a long time without a major impact. The chance of a major impact this year is exactly the same as it has been in each of the last million years. scb

  38. Cnet is a day late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Businessweek ran an item on it in their latest issue. The also said that competitors of Starbucks are looking to implement similar technology.

    Krispy Kreme and Outkast? sn

  39. Sounds good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Now I'm no musical afficionado, having only been to one London musical - We Will Rock You [queenonline.com] - but there's a certain magic (no pun intended) I experienced that can not be acheived through film (that's not to say films are inferior, it's more of an apples and oranges comparison). With a big budget like that, I'm sure the stage props, effects and costumes will be fantastic and will portray the LOTR trilogy through yet another medium. Sure, the purists might complain that Bombadil's left foot was uncharacteristically two inches too far to the right, but for the fans that actually see natural light, then they'll be in for a treat.

    What's next, a ten part HBO miniseries? jr

  40. News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke
    GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible
    MudanJiang, People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004

    The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.

    "We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into DPRK territory and conducted sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast. His weeklong absence from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations were afoot. Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius at the time of detonation.

    A pink ROFLcopter was seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".

    His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility. Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties, suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of the OSTG disaster, that killed over 300 Indians. The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible death of GNAA broadcast propagandist l0de after he made threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse". As of this release, the issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.

    The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing Korean/Black hatred.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    T

  41. Past tense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    "Early adoption of Yukon in enterprises was quite strong due to the functions and features"

    How can you talk about functions and features of software that has not yet been released? How can companies "early adopt" vaporware?

    Yes, they can order in advance, but to me "adoption" means running something as a part of your business. Not "planning to maybe use it once you get it and if it turns out to be as good as you was promised it would be".
    aot

  42. News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke
    GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible
    MudanJiang, People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004

    The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.

    "We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into DPRK territory and conducted sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast. His weeklong absence from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations were afoot. Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius at the time of detonation.

    A pink ROFLcopter was seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".

    His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility. Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties, suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of the OSTG disaster, that killed over 300 Indians. The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible death of GNAA broadcast propagandist l0de after he made threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse". As of this release, the issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.

    The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing Korean/Black hatred.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    T

  43. Must be asked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Of course, it runs NetBSD...

    mts
  44. uh oh... groupwise? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    I hope this doesn't include groupwise *shudder*

    The client has to be the worst, ugliest and clunkiest I have ever had the misfortune to use...

    --
    In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    1. Re:uh oh... groupwise? by cpthowdy · · Score: 1

      Have you used the client from GW 6.5? It's been massively overhauled since 5.x and 6.0...

    2. Re:uh oh... groupwise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still sucks.

    3. Re:uh oh... groupwise? by Reducer2001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Have you used it lately? I resembles Outlook now.
      There are already server and clients of GroupWise 6.5 available for Linux. We have GroupWise as our e-mail system here and wouldn't even think about running anything else.

      --
      When you get to hell -- tell 'em Itchy sent ya!
    4. Re:uh oh... groupwise? by Salo2112 · · Score: 1

      You should take a look at Loathsome Notes.

    5. Re:uh oh... groupwise? by smoking2000 · · Score: 1

      Although there is a GroupWise client for Linux, it is not the exact same client as the one on Windows.

      The cross-platform client doesn't support the Document Management features of GroupWise. They say they're working on it though.

      Some NNLS components (iPrint for instance) and other Linux products of Novell have these same issues. Only fully functional on Windows at this moment.

      I can't wait for the changelog of the next version of NNLS etc, to see if (some of) these issues are fixed.

    6. Re:uh oh... groupwise? by i2878 · · Score: 1
      Since Linux is quickly becoming the O/S of choice (above NetWare - which is quicly becoming depreciated) for Novell, yes, you'll see everything.

      Actually, the 6.5 client (already mentioned) - although not quite as refined as the Windows client - is pretty nice. Use it all the time.

      --
      legal. fun. profitable. pick two.
    7. Re:uh oh... groupwise? by jrcamp · · Score: 1

      Why would they port Groupwise when they have Evolution? They both have the same goal and Evolution can already integrate with Groupwise servers. That was one of the big reasons to buy Ximian.

  45. Gotta ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Internet piracy, peer-to-peer, 'sharing mp3s'... is there any chance any of this can and will be legal? It just seems like so many geeks want it to be legal, but it requires a lawyer with a good understanding of technology to deliver the odds. So whats it gonna be? Slim to none? zew

  46. Not by a long shot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    "The reason for this excitement is that it is becoming clear to us that we can develop very clean-looking, elegant, debuggable, SMP scaleable software using this model whereas using the mutex model generally results in much less elegant (even ugly), difficult-to-debug code. Code complexity and code quality is a very important issue in any large piece of software and we believe we have hit on a model that directly addresses the issue in an SMP environment without compromising performance."

    I don't really know what he's talking about, but:
    If he's right, everybody wins.
    Even if he's wrong and we find out why, everybody wins.
    It sounds like GNAA/Linux isn't hurting BSD any, and methinks for a number of reasons, GNAA/Linux wouldn't be what it is today without the BSD's.
    vvm

  47. Just go out and buy one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This project is only economical if you have old laptops sitting around. If that's the case, you probably won't have enough CPU/RAM to install the latest version of debian.

    I have built picture frames out of old pentium-class laptops ('bout $100 off ebay, or cheaper if you shop around your own town), and they have no problems running the latest Debian. Just don't run X!

    I use zgv to cycle through the pictures. Works great, *and* is less filling. lh

  48. News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke
    GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible
    MudanJiang, People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004

    The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.

    "We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into DPRK territory and conducted sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast. His weeklong absence from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations were afoot. Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius at the time of detonation.

    A pink ROFLcopter was seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".

    His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility. Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties, suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of the OSTG disaster, that killed over 300 Indians. The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible death of GNAA broadcast propagandist l0de after he made threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse". As of this release, the issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.

    The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing Korean/Black hatred.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    T

  49. Missile Complex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Missile Complex?

    This wouldn't be in Central Montana by any chance? I hear Dr. Zefram Cochrane's been looking to buy one in that area. hhm

  50. SSI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    cluster-capable system implementing native SSI (Single System Image) which is something that no other operating system can do today

    umm...unicos/mk? cm

  51. Actualy kind of sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    As a DBA who deals with MS SQL 2k (and 7 and 6.5) on a day to day basis (hour to hour basis?) I'm actually kind of saddened by this. I was really looking forward to playing with the TSQL/.Net paradigm shift as far as accessing data.

    7.0 was a huge jump from 6.5 and 2k from 7.0 was almost as significant of a jump. I will call a spade a spade and say that the evolution of the MS SQL server has really impressed me and I was looking for good things from this next version as well. I know this is the wrong place to say such things, but I've had lots of problems with other MS problems, but this one since 7.0 has been quite good. Don't even get me started on some of their other products though.:)

    I'll just go hide in my DBA hole until 2005 I guess. qog

  52. Code not very tolerant of my machine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    I finished building the shell after I changed the code that uses a non-standard way of printing the usage message, show_help() in src/ftsh.c. In emacs, I replaced ^\(.*\)\\$ with "\1", and then went back and changed the lines that did not end in a backslash, removed the beginning and ending quotes.

    Then it compiled (on Fedora Core 1).

    Then it failed the functions test, because my computer does not have the file/etc/networks. For a fault tolerant shell, it does not seem very tolerant of my machine! After sudo touch/etc/networks, make succeeded.

    Anyway, those were the only two problems, and now it's installed. Let's see if it's worth building into an RPM package. sjs

  53. Here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Queue the BSD is dead posts.
    Why can't we all just get along?? arc

  54. Different threading model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Not exactly. All this means is that threads do not migrate preemptively, nor do they migrate while blocked or switched out while in kernel mode. Threads only migrate if (a) the thread itself wants to move to another cpu or (b) the thread is returning to user mode and the userland scheduler decides to migrate the thread to balance the load out (which only applies to threads associated with user processes since no other type of thread can 'return to usermode').

    Kernel threads almost universally stay on the cpu they were originally assigned to. High performance threaded subsystems, such as the network stack, are replicated. That is, the network stack creates multiple threads (one per cpu) and those threads do not migrate because, obviously, they do not need to.

    Generally speaking, the purpose of making thread migration explicit instead of automatic is to partition a larger data set across available cpu caches rather then cause the same data to be shared amoungst all cpu caches. The processors operate a lot more efficiently and SMP scales a lot better. Most people do not realize the horrendous cost of moving threads between cpus because the cache mastership change is invisibly handled by hardware, but the cost is still there and still very real.

    -Matt gbx

  55. The other way round by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    On the other hand vendors couldn't care less if we demand changes. I still remember when Oracle issued a press release claiming it was the inventor of relational databases. I immediately fired back demanding a retraction. They never did, several years after you could still find the aforesaid release in their database.

    Now imagine if we asked them to stop lying about SQL being relational... zf

  56. News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke
    GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible
    MudanJiang, People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004

    The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.

    "We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into DPRK territory and conducted sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast. His weeklong absence from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations were afoot. Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius at the time of detonation.

    A pink ROFLcopter was seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".

    His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility. Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties, suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of the OSTG disaster, that killed over 300 Indians. The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible death of GNAA broadcast propagandist l0de after he made threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse". As of this release, the issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.

    The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing Korean/Black hatred.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    T

  57. Dammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I hope she's good in bed cause I'd never date someone that clueless unless she could make my toes curl, my eyes roll into the back of my head, and jets of steam shoot out of both ears.

    Lee
    lf

  58. Dupe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Already reported here

  59. Internet Pollution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    It seems to me that most (if not all) spaming and advertising done on the Internet is simply polluting the lines of communication. Like any pollution, it reduces the stuff you want, by increasing the ratio of stuff you don't want, thereby making the whole environment unusable.

    Is it possible that this view can be used in any legal way to go after Internet polluters?

    jc

  60. A Healthy Alternative for MS and Its Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    How about requring MicroSoft to install third-party players as well as its own media player? That would provide more choices to users and the users will be able to choose whatever they like. In my opinion, this is way better than completely removing useful software from the system.

    Let the end users decide what they want. Personally, I think that Windows Media Player is a lot better than Winamp or other alternatives; however, I would not mind if everybody had a chance to compare and decide. elb

  61. sliding down the glass.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    odd, I've seen many a drunk sliding down the side of a glass...those pesky bubbles! lfm

  62. We love SuSE! by ave19 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Tiny SuSE, look. We know you're evil, and we respect that. But have you thought about being good?

    [ Tiny SuSE is considering your offer. ]

    I can promise you a life of absolute leisure. All we do is sit in the shade drinking peach tea, while we sing songs about how much we love SuSE.

    Sing: "We love SuSE, SuSE is the best, SuSE, SuSE, SuSE, Yeah SuSE!"

    [ Tiny SuSE has agreed to join your team. ]

    Alright! But before we get to the tea, we need you to attack that Red(mond) Dragon over there. Powerful in life, unstoppable in a court room. Now flap over there.

    We don't have all f-ing day.

    [ totally ripped off from: http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-05 -10 ]

    --
    ...or maybe not.
  63. Cars, DVDs, what's the difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the fact that the DVD is pure information and a car is a physical object, not subject to casual duplication, might be a difference, but who knows? iao

  64. News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke
    GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible
    MudanJiang, People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004

    The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.

    "We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into DPRK territory and conducted sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast. His weeklong absence from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations were afoot. Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius at the time of detonation.

    A pink ROFLcopter was seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".

    His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility. Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties, suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of the OSTG disaster, that killed over 300 Indians. The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible death of GNAA broadcast propagandist l0de after he made threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse". As of this release, the issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.

    The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing Korean/Black hatred.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    T

  65. I think we all know what is coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    This.

    /Obvious ebt

  66. Like 'His Dark Materials' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rather surprisingly, they managed to turn the almost-as-complex His Dark Materials trilogy into what is, by all accounts, a fantastic stage show... I'll certainly be getting tickets to see this... nml

  67. Interoperability is hard to enforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    In theory, that's a great idea. But it would be hard indeed to force them to reveal enough to be meaningful.

    They'd have to release the formats/protocols at least six months or so before releasing the software, to prevent other developers playing continual catch-up. (Without changing them in the interim, of course.) And they'd have to be prevented somehow from hiding details that might allow subtle incompatibilities, later lock-in, or other preferential treatment. Ideally, they'd be made to release an open-source reference implementation, too.

    And they'd have to show that implementing the protocol or using the format didn't infringe any patents -- not just that a patent-free method was available, but that M$ couldn't use a better, patent-encumbered method unavailable to their competitors. And that they couldn't file such patents in the future.

    And so on. Time and time again, companies have learned that you can't play M$ on their own terms and break even, let alone win. They've learned a whole battery of techniques to steal an unfair advantage. And blocking them all is no easy task.
    jqt

  68. lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    This is just how European countries practice protectionism without technically violating world trade rulings. How come they've never done anything about the diamond cartel even though people are actually dying over that?? At a time when GNAA/Linux is doing just fine on its own I can't see why we need this over the top MS conspiracy nonsense. sv

  69. sound clips? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I am a trumpet player and I really want to hear this thing!

    Imagine if typing was so challenging that you spent 90% of your computer time refining and keeping your typing skills adequate, so you could spend 10% of the time programming...

    Anyone have any sound clips? we

  70. Filter at sender? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Okay, so filtering on the receive end is fairly commonplace - but what about filtering close to the sender?

    (1) Force all ISP customers to use their own SMTP server (block all port 25 access to external addresses).

    (2) Set up an outbound SMTP server for all ISP customers to use - but include a spam filter that rejects sending the message if it considers it to be spam? It would also give instant feedback to the user - the mail client would immediately report the error.

    Then the spam wouldn't even be transported over the net, saving vast amounts of traffic on the internet backbones. This action could also potentially kill spam overnight. pw

  71. Nothing new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    This is nothing new. The difference is that when a company makes threats such as this, is now it is likely to backfire. Now, some of the people that they threaten on the web are as likely to publicize the threat as to give in to the threat.


    In the old days, if you advertise enough the paper would automatically tweek the review. Infoworld had done this with a compiler review. If you read the review, then looked at the score card, you would notice that they did not match.
    io

  72. Somewhat offtopic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Does anyone know much about Apache James? Apache's new Java-based mail server? I've been playing around with it and it seems pretty smooth. But how does it compare to, for example, postfix?

    One nice feature is that you can extend James using "Mailets" (like applets/servlets but for mail) written in java, which would be great for a java-head like myself :).

    Anyway, I was just wondering if anyone knew much about it/actually used it for anything. It would be nice to have a single mail server who's configuration could be used on any platform. jg

  73. Long-term investing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    The cost of advertising of a newly approved drug is a VERY SMALL drop in the bucket compared to the cost to develop and push a drug through clinical trials and all the red tape the FDA has constructed.

    Your typical drug, say Viagria, starts as a base compund. Normally there are over 100,000 or more base compounds that are tested and researched before even one compound is found that would be useful to market (and this is before the inital FDA filing, AKA Pre-EDC). Once the compound is registered with the FDA and goes under intensive developemnt there is much more money spent.

    On average development costs for a single drug can esclate into billions of dollars. Of course, if successful, a single good drug can bring enough profit to keep a drug company operating for years before the patent protection goes away.

    The reason drugs outside of the US are much cheaper is mainly thanks to the FDA. The FDA has massive amounts of regulations even after the drug is approved that regulate how a drug is manufactured and handled. These regulations even dictate how the drug company manages and runs its production computer networks and client systems. This of course adds A LOT of overhead when making a drug.

    Drugs coming from non FDA regulated sites (this is the kinda stuff you buy super cheap on the net) are much cheaper however knowing what the FDA regulations are and why they are there I feel much safer paying more money for an FDA approved drug which I know will be safe as opposed to a drug made at a non-FDA regulated site which may not meet the standards of saftey we have here in the states. jw

  74. One good aspect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    One thing that could be effective here is the following:
    1. A song is playing in Starbucks.
    2. You like what you hear.
    3. You go to the "jukebox to go" (or whatever they will call it), click the "buy what's on now" button, and pay $1 for the song and $1 for the CD ($2.00 total).

    I keep thinking about the scene in High Fidelity, where John Cusack says "I'm going to sell a copy of x album right now" and then puts on a record. Sure enough, someone comes up and asks what is playing and buys it. The impulse buy in an environment is powerful. I often hear things in record stores, etc. and would love to have an easy way to buy it.
    kf

  75. More interviews... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Why doesn't anyone here seem to interview someone more interesting? I have no idea who the hell these people are, and no idea why I should care.

    Hell, go interview that Darl McBride guy everyone here is always blathering about. Here, I'll even give you the contact info I nicked off those posts of his info someone keeps spamming.

    Home phone #: (801) 424-2006
    Office phone #: (801) 932-5820
    Email: darl@sco.com bu

  76. News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke
    GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible
    MudanJiang, People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004

    The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.

    "We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into DPRK territory and conducted sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast. His weeklong absence from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations were afoot. Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius at the time of detonation.

    A pink ROFLcopter was seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".

    His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility. Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties, suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of the OSTG disaster, that killed over 300 Indians. The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible death of GNAA broadcast propagandist l0de after he made threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse". As of this release, the issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.

    The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing Korean/Black hatred.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    T

  77. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Finally, a job that WON'T be outsources to India!! *crosses fingers* dl

  78. News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke
    GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible
    MudanJiang, People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004

    The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.

    "We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into DPRK territory and conducted sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast. His weeklong absence from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations were afoot. Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius at the time of detonation.

    A pink ROFLcopter was seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".

    His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility. Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties, suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of the OSTG disaster, that killed over 300 Indians. The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible death of GNAA broadcast propagandist l0de after he made threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse". As of this release, the issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.

    The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing Korean/Black hatred.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    T

  79. Umm... what's the definition of spam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    You miss the point. You teach dspam what you do and don't want to see, so ultimately you decide.

    Outlook is like what you fear; Microsoft decides what you will and won't see. I can add specific senders to the black and white lists (you click to add to the blacklist, but you have to type in an address to add it to the whitelist -- stupid MS shits), but Microsoft decides if I can see that attachment (if they think it's bad, it's gone and I can't recover it) or if this email's spam (it regularly discarded stuff from IBM Developer Works until I added them to my whitelist). With a tool like dspam I can regain control over what gets filtered (although I've found no way to turn off Outlook's attachment blocking). ahb

  80. Except by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Except unlike the other *ticians people find it acceptable to pay digiticians in cookies and soda. uwp

  81. Mechanics for the 21st century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    And for various reasons, we as a society don't really respect mechanics, as a profession. I wonder if some day those who fix computers will be held in a similar regard.

    I was an on-site repair guy for a couple of local computer companies until about 9 years ago. Even then, most of the customers were untrusting and paranoid when dealing with such a service.

    It wasn't unusual for someone to raise hell and demand a free copy of Windows 3.11 when the copy of DR DOS I hooked them up with a couple of years prior ceased to work in a new enviroment.

    I figured it was a lot like customers not understanding my father, a former auto mechanic of 20+ years, when he would tell them the fuel pump died and it was their carburator they had replaced last time they were in the shop.

    The thing I liked least about doing house calls, and the reason I stopped doing them, was the overly irate people taking their frustrations out on the guy who's trying to help them get their systems up at the least cost and greatest speed. Eventually, it seemed like 1/3 of all the clients I dealt with were angry, abusive people that other businesses had already refused to work with.

    ogx

  82. News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke
    GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible
    MudanJiang, People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004

    The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.

    "We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into DPRK territory and conducted sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast. His weeklong absence from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations were afoot. Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius at the time of detonation.

    A pink ROFLcopter was seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".

    His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility. Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties, suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of the OSTG disaster, that killed over 300 Indians. The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible death of GNAA broadcast propagandist l0de after he made threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse". As of this release, the issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.

    The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing Korean/Black hatred.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    T

  83. fining companies does nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1


    you think MS will reduce margins if they get fined or will they pass that cost to the customer either indirectly (format lockin/upgrades etc) or directly via product price increases ?

    doesn't really take a MBA to work out what they will do, fining them will not punish them at all, especially with the worlds richest people at the helm.

    gai

  84. Explained in the last DSPAM /. story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1


    except that my article history is truncated in a futile attempt to get me to subscribe. So I can't point to the writeup I did.

    The increased accuracy comes from the emails that will slip under your mental radar. You are a human, and you make mistakes. You wouldn't deliberately choose to read the email, but one day the subject line looks plausible, and so you bring it up. Three-quarters of a second later, you're glaring at the monitor and hitting "delete", but DSPAM wouldn't have let that slip by in the first place.

    ssj
  85. Speed is by no means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    what these processors are known for. Benchmarks [vanshardware.com] show that. That's not to say it's a bad processor, and maybe the Efficeon will turn out a little sweeter. Meanwhile, there isn't a whole lot about Transmeta's stuff that stands out. Except the wacky design. cs

  86. that was useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Ah maaaaan, crap!
    that sucks!

    Turns out I've stopped drinking for no reason after all...

    got time to catch up with now.
    bid day ahead... xv

  87. Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    but rather our "bookmarks" and "returns".

    For you window's folk out there, lete me translate:

    but rather our "My Favorites" and "Carrage Returns and Line Feeds".

    sy

  88. Who's missing here? by aquabat · · Score: 1

    No mention of Sun Microsystems in that list, hehe...

    --
    A republic cannot succeed till it contains a certain body of men imbued with the principles of justice and honour.
  89. National Sovereignty... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    What does this say to the citizens of a country when your government will deliver you into the hands of a foreign power when you've not broken the laws of your own nation?

    The civil war in Columbia started as a question of National Sovereignty over the extradition (to the United States) of a cocaine producer, which was not against the law in Columbia at the time. This extradition led to the increasing popularity of the FARC, and their accompyaning (Stalinist) socialist platform, increased cocain production and exportation (to the United States) in order to finance both right wing and left wing paramilitaries, and increased hardships for the poorest of Columbias people, who were already suffering due to ecconomic hardships and a lack of basic civil rights for the majority of Columbias people.

    Actions such as these cause increased mistrust of a nations government, lend credence to dangerous or misguided political movements, (rightfully) increases anti-American sentiment, leads to internal social conflict, and increase crime in the nation that would extradite for an offense that is not illegal in that country.

    Given that Australia is not a third-world country, is not a narcotics exporting country, and has a stable and (I assume) fair form of government, it is unlikely that the repecussions will be as unsettling or as harmful as has occurred in Columbia.

    Still, demanding extradition for an offense that is not illegal in the offenders country, and was not committed in the requesters country, does not serve a nations national interest, as it will weaken it's ability to (ethically and effectively) influence the other nations policies, creates mistrust among the citizens and governments of other nations, and makes traveling abroad more dangerous for the nations citizens due to misguided attacts against it's citizens.

    I a company is doing business in a foreign land, then they must be willing to deal with the law (or lack of law) and culture as it exists there. If the company wishes to have that law changed, they should follow the tradition and procedure of that countrynot lobby their own government to have its law enforced on foreign soil.

    If this man has broken Australian law, he should be prosecuted under Australian law, or if it is a civil offense there, the harmed American parties should sue in Australian courts.

    The US pressing for extradition in this case may seem like a "win" to the companies who produced the software, but for everyone else, and for US relations with Australia, this could be a big loss in the long run.

    gi

  90. on being a planet or something less... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    My former advisor here at UC Berkeley, Gibor Basri, has a neat way of discriminating between planets and the lesser (comets, asteroids, etc.). His idea is that if the object has enough self-gravity to force it into a spherical shape, it's a planet... if it doesn't (like Mars' "moons"), it's something less.

    Here's a snipet:

    How can this be resolved? A consensus is slowly developing (I believe) for the following solution. We can first define what we mean by "planetary mass", and base this only on physical characteristics. Then we can include circumstance into the definition of "planet". I propose the following three definitions:

    FUSOR - an object that achieves core fusion during its lifetime.

    PLANEMO - a round non-fusor.

    PLANET - a planemo orbiting a fusor.

    [...]

    read on for his full article.

    The following is a draft of an article now published in the Nov/Dec 2003 issue of Mercury. Draft of Mar. 20, 2003.

    Defining "Planet" by Gibor Basri Univ. of California, Berkeley

    Even before they were civilized, people looked into the sky and recognized different celestial objects. The Sun defined daytime, and the stars provided a fixed background of faint, twinkling lights at night. Among them moved the Moon, and a few special steadier lights. The Greeks called those which moved "planets" (it is worth noting that the Sun and Moon were originally included, since motion against the stars was the defining characteristic). Most cultures have an analogous word for these "wanderers". Both the stars and the planets were thought to revolve around the Earth.

    After the Copernican Revolution, we recognize the Moon as the only body that orbits the Earth. The Sun is a very nearby example of a star, and the visible planets are other large bodies that orbit the Sun. We see them by reflected sunlight, while stars produce their own visible light. This understanding yields the dictionary (lay public) definition of the word "planet": a large heavenly body that shines by reflected light and orbits the Sun. In the past century we gained much understanding of our Solar System, and even visited most of the planets robotically. Yet today, professional astronomers find themselves unable to agree upon a succinct definition of "planet". Replacing "the Sun" with "a star" is obviously necessary now that many extrasolar planets have been discovered, but the problem goes well beyond that.

    Two recent controversies that found their way to the popular press illustrate further difficulties. One is the "Pluto controversy". This arose because of the discovery of a large belt of icy objects beyond Neptune. They are the outer remains of the original protoplanetary disk. This "Kuiper Belt" is a natural outcome of incomplete planet formation in the outer Solar System, and is the source of some of the comets we see. As Kuiper Belt objects (KBOs) were discovered in increasing numbers in the 1990s, including a population of "Plutinos" which share Pluto's orbital characteristics (somewhat different from the other planets), some astronomers began to suggest that Pluto itself (which shares many properties with, but is the largest KBO known so far) does not qualify as a planet. The recent discoveries of Varuna and Quaoar (which are KBOs half the size of Pluto, like its moon Charon) may presage the time when we find another Pluto-sized KBO.

    The current situation is much like that in the early 1800s, when the first asteroids were discovered. Ceres was originally hailed as the fifth planet, particularly since one in its position was expected from "Bode's Law" of planetary spacings. It lost its status within a few years, when other members of the asteroid belt began turning up. Herschel, who had been the only person to have discovered a new planet before then, aided the effort to demote Ceres. The arguments against its pl

  91. Standard oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Looking back at history I'm thinking about Rockefeller and Standard oil. How is that situation any different from Gates and Microsoft? Standard oil was broken up by the government why shouldn't we do the same now to Microsoft? Its irrefutable that Microsoft controls software for the personal computer from the operating system, office applications to now digital media/rights. Even before the SCO/Microsoft fiasco it was obvious that Microsoft devoured its competitors to preserve its stranglehold on the industry. ulj

  92. GNAA/Linux has no SSI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Funny, the Slashdot blurb accuses him of saying that no other system today does SSI, while according to the article he simply said their (future, potential) SSI plans will beat GNAA/Linux's (present, working) SSI clustering.

    Anybody have thoughts comparing the DragonFly SSI [shiningsilence.com](warning, PDF) and the GNAA/Linux [sourceforge.net] one?
    (Open)Mosix has had craploads of work done on it, and by the time DragonFly's is done, it will be even further ahead. I somehow doubt DragonFly's will end up being better.

    PK lsi

  93. This is news??? Who the fuck cares! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    "Why is slashdot determined to report every single trivial detail when it comes to Microsoft?"

    They're trying to prove to the world that Microsoft is incompetent and evil. Those of us that use Windows must all be real morons who don't know shit, so they're hoping that by pointing out that Steve Ballmer double-parked we'll finally "see the light!" It wouldn't bother me except that it is generally assumed that my choice to use Windows 2000 wasn't voluntary. Slashbots think that Microsoft's monopoly put a Windows box on my desk at both home and at work. Yeah, there might be some truth to it. But seriously, if Windows was the big lump of shit that the people stuck in the past imagine it to be, I wouldn't be able to do 3D rendering on it.

    I agree with you that the petty "anything that can be spun against Microsoft" campaign is childish and obnoxious, but in this case, it was nice to find out why Hotmail was down. It's also nice to know when the next big worm breaks. Slashdot's helped me stay protected for years now.
    I just hope one day Slashdot will take Microsoft a little more seriously instead of the righetous BS that I need to be running GNAA/Linux even though my work software isn't running on it.

    *sigh* This post isn't going to be visible for very long. Pity. At least it felt good to let it out. jvs

  94. News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke
    GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible
    MudanJiang, People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004

    The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.

    "We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into DPRK territory and conducted sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast. His weeklong absence from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations were afoot. Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius at the time of detonation.

    A pink ROFLcopter was seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".

    His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility. Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties, suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of the OSTG disaster, that killed over 300 Indians. The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible death of GNAA broadcast propagandist l0de after he made threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse". As of this release, the issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.

    The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing Korean/Black hatred.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    T

  95. How could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Because you have to be looking at the right place at the right time. Do you have any idea how vast a volume of space we're talking about? ljl

  96. i want one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I have a Crusoe based Fujitsu P2110 and it's
    been great.... fast enough to do video
    production even. But I carry it with me
    everywhere and it's starting to wear out.
    This looks like the perfect replacement!
    fp

  97. You may be opposed to bundled media players... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    ... but what have you got against embedded punctuation? How the hell is anyone supposed to read your post?

    Sean rks

  98. Intellectual Property... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I've heard from time to time (albeit prety sparsely) of companies threatening legal action for using their images on a website/forum/etc.

    Is there any written law that backs it up, or is it just baseless threats? fjk

  99. News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke
    GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible
    MudanJiang, People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004

    The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.

    "We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into DPRK territory and conducted sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast. His weeklong absence from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations were afoot. Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius at the time of detonation.

    A pink ROFLcopter was seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".

    His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility. Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties, suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of the OSTG disaster, that killed over 300 Indians. The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible death of GNAA broadcast propagandist l0de after he made threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse". As of this release, the issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.

    The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing Korean/Black hatred.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    T

  100. Just Because of Linus Torvalds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    Um. No.

    Intel Pentium M Thermal Design Power is listed as 24.5 Watt at 1.7 GHz, a FAR cry from the 7 Watt you claim

    The 900 MHz and 1GHz ones are the 7 Watt models, but how those perform compared to an Efficeon I was unable to find.

    Cooper
    --
    I don't need a pass to pass this pass!
    - Groo The Wanderer - fjw

  101. Recipe for integration of postfix, clamav & ds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Does anyone have a recipe for integration of postfix, dspam amd clamav (or other open source virus scanner), similar to the way amavisd and mailscanner work with spam assassin and a virus scanner of choice?

    RG kak

  102. News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke
    GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible
    MudanJiang, People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004

    The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.

    "We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into DPRK territory and conducted sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast. His weeklong absence from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations were afoot. Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius at the time of detonation.

    A pink ROFLcopter was seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".

    His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility. Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties, suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of the OSTG disaster, that killed over 300 Indians. The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible death of GNAA broadcast propagandist l0de after he made threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse". As of this release, the issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.

    The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing Korean/Black hatred.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    T

  103. Inuit Contributions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Hockey was invented somewhere in Europe or European North America in the 19th century. Lacrosse was invented by Indians near the St. Lawrence and is played on grass rather than snow, so I doubt the Inuit were involved.

    Inuit inventions include snowshoes, toboggans, dogsleds, kayaks, toggle harpoons, and various other tools for hunting and travelling in the North as well as snow and ice civil engineering techniques. Pretty impressive, I'd say, for a culture with almost no wood, rock, or metal. They've probably contributed as much as any other non-Eurasian colonialised culture, and they make some really cool art. bt

  104. Not that fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Thats not strictly true.. On a speed/watt basis, efficeons are by far the best. It also depends on what ur doing.. The VLIW architecture auto optimises, so some things will run very well on efficeons (and they get faster as they run).. Also, unlike the intel and AMD mobile processors, efficeons aren't just some hacked up processor designed for something else.. The 3 hours of computing on even the centrino's isn't great when u consider that the transmeta's last about 12 hours, and chances are u wont use ur laptop to play doom3 either

    He is right though.. the efficeons are fast.. not as fast as the pentium-m's or mobile AMD's, but a very decent speed, gets faster as it runs and awesome battery life make transmeta processors a very good choice..

    Could be wrong, but transmeta's I think dont need fans, so they are also very silent.

    People should remember that the future of computers is clustered CPU's (like openmosix) and wireless, to share CPU power, so in that point of time u wont need much CPU (cause u will just leech it off other computers on the wireless network if u need it) and when that happens, the only reason why the CPU will matter is for when u aren't connected to a network... still, 1GHZ, or more processing power is definately sufficient (my laptop only has 850 P3, which I'm surviving off easily, even with gentoo). Its no athlon 64 FX, but honestly, if u need that kind of power just buy a workstation... xml

  105. I still prefer tougher email security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
  106. Imagine the eBay feedback on this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Got my Titan Missile Complex but the tall backed leather chair did not swivel and the white cat was already dead when i got there! Avoid!!!!!! gls

  107. What about linux distributions?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Many distributions ship with software such as XMMS, mplayer and the gimp. Should Mandrake, SuSE, Debian and the like be fined for carrying this software?

    First: no one of those distributions has a de facto monopoly in the OS market and it's trying to abuse that position to get the monopoly in other markets, such as the media players one.

    Second: on the average GNAA/Linux distro, you have twenty different text editors, a dozen media players, and another dozen graphic manipulation programs.

    So, your is, indeed, a non sequitur.

    ov
  108. This may not be entirely good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Given that Microsoft is a large American company, this European anti-trust process could certainly be seen as partly political. Just think of the new era of non-cooperation, tit-for-tat, economic retaliation, etc. in the wake of the split over the U.S. invasion of Iraq.

    Unfortunately, this means the Bush administration is likely to line up squarely behind Microsoft on this issue ("we can prosecute them for anti-trust, but I'll be damned if those French bastards are gonna get away with it"). Even if the goal of the European action is entirely admirable, say, they want to improve competition and open up standards, the administration will for political reasons end up opposing it.

    This will result in them doing spiteful things that tend to favor proprietary software and disfavor Free software.

    I guess it's not surprising that powerful people will oppose anything that lessens the control they have over others. yq

  109. News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke
    GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible
    MudanJiang, People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004

    The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.

    "We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into DPRK territory and conducted sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast. His weeklong absence from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations were afoot. Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius at the time of detonation.

    A pink ROFLcopter was seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".

    His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility. Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties, suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of the OSTG disaster, that killed over 300 Indians. The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible death of GNAA broadcast propagandist l0de after he made threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse". As of this release, the issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.

    The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing Korean/Black hatred.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    T

  110. Unfortunately, not likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Though GNAA/Linux is very flexible, without all those licensing issues (go ahead and troll, SCO trolls) like Windows, it is highly unlikely that SBUX and HP are going to use it on this system for two reasons that I know of: 1. They are going to use TabletPC's for this, something GNAA/Linux has somewhat limited support for, particularly in the handwriting recognition aspect. 2. HP's provider of digital music is most likely going to be Apple, and this means a modified version of iTunes. Apple has not included GNAA/Linux support for anything. vq

    1. Re:Unfortunately, not likely by gcaseye6677 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      What is this, some sort of automated troll bot? What the hell is GNAA/Linux?

  111. In other news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Observers noticed a marked decrease in spam emails most of Friday. Analysts remain puzzled. br

  112. News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke
    GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible
    MudanJiang, People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004

    The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.

    "We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into DPRK territory and conducted sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast. His weeklong absence from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations were afoot. Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius at the time of detonation.

    A pink ROFLcopter was seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".

    His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility. Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties, suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of the OSTG disaster, that killed over 300 Indians. The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible death of GNAA broadcast propagandist l0de after he made threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse". As of this release, the issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.

    The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing Korean/Black hatred.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    T

  113. Let's draw a line in the sand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    All the programmers who need the environment to compensate for their inadequacies, step on one side. All the programmers who want to learn from their mistakes and become better at their craft, get on the other side.

    Most of us know where this line is located.


    "In other news, at the local beach today a vicious fight broke out between geeks about where to draw a line. Sand was kicked, noses have been blooded, we have some unconfirmed reports of a wedgie. We will have more on this breaking news as it comes in."

    sjr

  114. LOTR, the... musical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I can't imagine elves jumping around a stage singing about forest like or whatever... sv

  115. Umm...Mars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    don't know if anyone else feels this way, but I'm kind of let down by the fact that our most interesting space story for awhile now is that we MAY have a 10th planet in our solar system.

    Umm...what? The past few months have been *spectacularly* exciting from a space point of view. We have two probes that successfully landed on Mars and have found strong evidence that Mars had liquid brine at one point. We have a ton of pictures from the surface to look at, and are expecting tons of findings, papers, and theories based on probe data that's been returned.

    And while, yes, the classification may not be interesting, the fact that we discovered a new, sizeable chunk of matter in our solar system is not small stuff either. kbp

  116. Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Spell checkers discourage people from learning to spell.

    Done correctly, spellcheckers can be the best spelling-learning tool there is.

    "Correctly" here means the spell-checkers that give you red underlines when you've finished typing the word and it's wrong. Right-clicking lets you see suggestions, add it to your personal dict, etc.

    "Incorrectly" is when you have to run the spell-checker manually at the "end" of typing. That's when people lean on it.

    The reason, of course, is feedback; feedback is absolutely vital to learning and spell-checkers that highlight are the only thing I know of that cuts the feedback loop down to zero seconds. Compared to this, spelling tests in school where the teacher hands back the test three days from now are a complete waste of time. (This is one of many places where out of the box thinking with computers would greatly improve the education process but nobody has the guts to say, "We need to stop 'testing' spelling and start using proper spell-checkers, and come up with some way to encourage kids to use words they don't necessarily know how to spell instead of punishing them." The primary use of computers in education is to cut the feedback loop down to no time at all. But I digress...)

    'gaim' is pretty close but it really ticks me off how it always spellchecks a word immediately, so if you're typing along and you're going to send the word "unfortunately", but you've only typed as far as "unfortun", it highlights it as a misspelled word. Bad program! Wait until I've left the word! lrj

  117. Extra-durable nerves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they can develop nerves strong enough to let me survive my mother asking for computer help. rmf

  118. News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke
    GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible
    MudanJiang, People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004

    The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.

    "We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into DPRK territory and conducted sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast. His weeklong absence from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations were afoot. Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius at the time of detonation.

    A pink ROFLcopter was seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".

    His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility. Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties, suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of the OSTG disaster, that killed over 300 Indians. The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible death of GNAA broadcast propagandist l0de after he made threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse". As of this release, the issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.

    The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing Korean/Black hatred.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    T

  119. Umm.. anything new here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    I read that article, thinking it would be about how NVidia pushes aroud web review sites. No, it was YET ANOTHER REHASH that infinium (a company with no hardware to display) going after [H]ardOCP.

    Don't bother, it's just VL trying to push up their ad revenue. wp

  120. Remember basic lessons in probability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    All these articles about impending doom -- asteroids, earthquakes, pandemics, etc. -- give one the idea that because we've gone a long time without one of these things happening, the chance that we'll have an occurrance is increasing. That shows a basic misunderstanding of probability. If you toss a fair coin and get heads 50 times in a row, the probability of getting heads the next time is still 50%.

    We're not 'running out of time' just because we've gone a long time without a major impact. The chance of a major impact this year is exactly the same as it has been in each of the last million years. xm

  121. Mysql, PosteGres, DB2, Oracle MSSQL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    It is really funny the level of fervor behind Mysql. So funny it makes you wonder if the zealots have ever used anything other to any real extent.

    The company I work for software's backend can go Mysql, Postgres, Mssql, Db2, or Oracle.

    For massivce connections, queries, reporting, reliability it is in this order.

    1. Mssql, DB2, Oracle, all pretty much equal.
    2, Postegres, tricky but holds its own.
    3. Mysql, will work in the low end, forget reporting, forget huge db hits.

    I like Mysql. But Mssql 7.0 hands its ass to it.

    What happens is some company will be our product. Hand it over to some 25 year old self proclaimed web genius to install. Conversation is as follows.

    1. "Can I have the Source?" No, it is closed, long discussion about how we suck cause our product isn't open source.
    2. "Ewwww, Java, it sucks, you should rewrite in PHP" I explain it has been continually developed since 96, no way to stop the engine and write in PHP.
    4."I decided to save the company some money and install Mysql" We say ok, explain issues, put them in an email and fax(CYA principle). I then advise to run Postegre, that it is more robust, and is FREE as well.

    No one lists. Junior installs on Mysql, everything runs fine, site gets huge amount of traffic, database gets quirky. Management starts running huge queries on database reporting tool. Database is very slow to respond, then in a few weeks keels over.

    We get called. Tech is yelling, my guys are smirking(but still polite on phone) Management, myself, and tech gets on conference. Tech starts berating me. Management starts berating me. I pull out magic email and fax with all my system recquirements, suggestions for optimal use. Hey, guess what I was write. Wait a minute, shouldn't I know best since I work for the company that writes and support the product?

    Three times a week this happens with Mysql. We have 14000 customers and I swear 50 percent have some guy that thinks he knows best.... knows our product better, knows computers better...

    This is a great example of where our community needs to clean up its act. And I thought I would never say that.

    Mysql is good for what it is, but there are many things it is not. Learn this.

    Puto

    owv

  122. News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke
    GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible
    MudanJiang, People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004

    The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.

    "We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into DPRK territory and conducted sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast. His weeklong absence from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations were afoot. Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius at the time of detonation.

    A pink ROFLcopter was seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".

    His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility. Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties, suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of the OSTG disaster, that killed over 300 Indians. The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible death of GNAA broadcast propagandist l0de after he made threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse". As of this release, the issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.

    The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing Korean/Black hatred.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    T

  123. Not real bright, is he... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Except that it's not actually an auction. I made the same mistake (hey, it's EBay), but there's no place to enter a bid and if you look down at the bottom it says:

    "This listing is an advertisement. There is no bidding! If you are interested in this property, you may contact the seller/agent to request additional information."

    Which is probably smart. If it were an auction, it'd have eleventy-million fake bids by now.

    It also tends to indicate that this is a real property. If it was just someone goofing around, it'd be an auction. That's not strong evidence, but it's certainly an indication. uc

  124. Long-term investing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    How many companies these days are willing to drop money into some technology that may not turn a profit for many years?"

    How about most drug companies. yc

  125. Actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    He doesn't have to have commited crimes in Australia. If the US consider him to have, and assuming they've followed the procedures by making him a suspect internationally, by passing his name on to Interpol, the Aussies have to pick him up.
    And then it's up to the Australian judicial authority (judge/panel/court I don't know) to extradite, or not, based on what the extradition request and the arrest warrant ask for.
    At least, that's how things should be working in theory.

    ikj

  126. Famous last words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    A water impact would be far worse than a land impact, according to the people who've tried to make estimates. A land impact would glow white for a long time and radiate much of the impact energy back into space. A water impact would dump much more energy into the atmosphere.

    Though realistically, the most damaging place for an Tunguska-sized impact would be in the India-Pakistan area during a crisis, or just about any time in the Middle East. It could easily be mistaken at first for a nuclear explosion. All it would take would be one decision-maker jumping to a conclusion without waiting for the radiation readings, and even a small impact could trigger a horror that would make the twentieth century look good by comparison.
    lzf

  127. News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke
    GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible
    MudanJiang, People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004

    The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.

    "We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into DPRK territory and conducted sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast. His weeklong absence from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations were afoot. Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius at the time of detonation.

    A pink ROFLcopter was seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".

    His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility. Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties, suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of the OSTG disaster, that killed over 300 Indians. The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible death of GNAA broadcast propagandist l0de after he made threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse". As of this release, the issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.

    The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing Korean/Black hatred.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    T

  128. Anyone know of any honest review sites? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    While its not exactly reviewing all the latest and greatest, www.dansdata.com [dansdata.com] is my favorite "independent" web review site. He usually sticks to cameras, small computer parts, and other neat electronics, but he's a no BS kinda guy who will say something sucks when it does. yc

  129. Slow Computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I don't know what everybody is complaining about with these being slow chips. THey should really start to look at the trade-offs. Do they want to lug around an 8 pound laptop, with 3 hourse of battery life, just so they can say they have a 2.4 GHz laptop, or would they rather carry around a 2.6 pound laptop with 6 hours of battery life (weight with extended battery), and have to run things just a tinsy bit slower. I've found that provided the system have a good amount of memory, a pentium 2 is good enough to run most applications. gd

  130. The Linux Cartel by SunPin · · Score: 1

    Yeah, LSB is great and all in theory but when a major Linux player isn't really doing much to advocate it I don't see what good it is going to do.

    That's the problem with cartels (OPEC, NCAA, etc.)

    They work only when everyone feels like cooperating. They fail in dramatic fashion when one or more members smells money.

    --
    Laws are for people with no friends.
  131. He also sold... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Did anyone look at the auctions he's had before?

    Jack Hammer of some sort... $360
    Camera Flash... $12.50
    Camera Bag.. $14.95

    "Oh..Yah..I have a giant nuclear testing facility too...Four Million Dollars..."

    bn

  132. LilyPond is aimed at a small target market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I'm a pretty serious amateur jazz musician, and I do a fair amount of composing and arranging for jazz ensembles of about 8-16 musicians.

    LilyPond is not intended for people like me. If you're less serious than I am, LilyPond is definitely not intended for you.

    The most popular music notation software is Finale. Finale is buggier than Windows ME and twice as bloated, but once you learn how to use it, it gets the job done. You can enter your notes relatively quickly, tweak them a little, print, and go. While it has some very non-intuitive options, it's straightforward enough that most amateur musicians are able to sit down and click around until they get it to do what they want.

    How's the output? Pretty crappy if you don't spend any time playing with it. But if you spend a little bit of time fixing the glaring errors, the result is readable by most musicians.

    LilyPond, on the other hand, reads a description of the music in a text-based format, and formats it automatically - using much nicer algorithms than Finale apparently uses. It might take quite a bit longer to get your music input, but the end result will look nice - and will not require nearly as much tweaking.

    LilyPond, by itself, is only of use to professional engravers, and only those who are willing to learn how to use it. If somebody ever develops a front-end to LilyPond that's actually integrated (as opposed to something like Rosegarden that can just export to LilyPond's format), then it might be more accessible to the average musician.

    Don't get me wrong - I think that LilyPond is great. I just think that a lot of the complaints I'm seeing in this forum are because people don't understand what problem LilyPond is trying to solve and who will benefit.

    No, LilyPond is not ready to replace all of the other music notation software out there. But it's one of the best tools for professional music engraving already, and maybe someday it can also be an appropriate tool for the casual user, too. ykf

  133. Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    So what you are saying is that programming should be hard, and people should be expected to do it right, or it promotes bad practices.

    Yet we are expected to excuse your grammatical and typos. Doesn't that just promote bad practices? Shouldn't we whack you over the head with a baseball bat just to make sure you won't post when you're not prepared to write flawless posts?

    The more work you have to do to check errors, the more likely it is that however vigilant you might be, errors slip past. If you have to check the return values of a 100 commands, that is a 100 chances for forgetting to do the check or for doing the check the wrong way, or for handling the error incorrectly.

    In this case, the shell offers a function that provides a more sensible default handling of errors: If you don't handle them, the shell won't continue executing by "accident" because you didn't catch an error, but will terminate. It also provides an optional feature that let you easily retry commands that are likely to fail sometimes and where the likely error handling would be to stop processing and retry without having to write the logic yourself.

    Each time you have to write logic to handle exponential backoff and to retry according to specific patterns is one more chance of introducing errors.

    No offense, but I would rather trust a SINGLE implementation that I can hammer the hell out of until I trust it and reuse again and again than trust you (or anyone else) to check the return code of every command and every function they call.

    This shell does not remove the responsibility to for handling errors. It a) chooses a default behaviour that reduces the chance of catastrophic errors when an unhandled error occurs, and b) provides a mechanism for automatic recovery from a class of errors that occur frequently in a particular type of systems (distributed systems where network problems DO happen on a regular basis), and by that leave developers free to spend their time on more sensible things (I'd rather have my team doing testing than writing more code than they need to) rx

  134. GNAA/Linux has no SSI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Funny, the Slashdot blurb accuses him of saying that no other system today does SSI, while according to the article he simply said their (future, potential) SSI plans will beat GNAA/Linux's (present, working) SSI clustering.

    Anybody have thoughts comparing the DragonFly SSI [shiningsilence.com](warning, PDF) and the GNAA/Linux [sourceforge.net] one?
    (Open)Mosix has had craploads of work done on it, and by the time DragonFly's is done, it will be even further ahead. I somehow doubt DragonFly's will end up being better.

    PK ow

  135. National Sovereignty... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    What does this say to the citizens of a country when your government will deliver you into the hands of a foreign power when you've not broken the laws of your own nation?

    The civil war in Columbia started as a question of National Sovereignty over the extradition (to the United States) of a cocaine producer, which was not against the law in Columbia at the time. This extradition led to the increasing popularity of the FARC, and their accompyaning (Stalinist) socialist platform, increased cocain production and exportation (to the United States) in order to finance both right wing and left wing paramilitaries, and increased hardships for the poorest of Columbias people, who were already suffering due to ecconomic hardships and a lack of basic civil rights for the majority of Columbias people.

    Actions such as these cause increased mistrust of a nations government, lend credence to dangerous or misguided political movements, (rightfully) increases anti-American sentiment, leads to internal social conflict, and increase crime in the nation that would extradite for an offense that is not illegal in that country.

    Given that Australia is not a third-world country, is not a narcotics exporting country, and has a stable and (I assume) fair form of government, it is unlikely that the repecussions will be as unsettling or as harmful as has occurred in Columbia.

    Still, demanding extradition for an offense that is not illegal in the offenders country, and was not committed in the requesters country, does not serve a nations national interest, as it will weaken it's ability to (ethically and effectively) influence the other nations policies, creates mistrust among the citizens and governments of other nations, and makes traveling abroad more dangerous for the nations citizens due to misguided attacts against it's citizens.

    I a company is doing business in a foreign land, then they must be willing to deal with the law (or lack of law) and culture as it exists there. If the company wishes to have that law changed, they should follow the tradition and procedure of that countrynot lobby their own government to have its law enforced on foreign soil.

    If this man has broken Australian law, he should be prosecuted under Australian law, or if it is a civil offense there, the harmed American parties should sue in Australian courts.

    The US pressing for extradition in this case may seem like a "win" to the companies who produced the software, but for everyone else, and for US relations with Australia, this could be a big loss in the long run.

    lt

  136. I know you need to be paid for your time, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    It also depends on what "repair" is.

    "Repair" might mean that the computer won't boot up at all, and this person has their doctoral dissertation nearly complete on it. Of course, they haven't made any backups... It would easily be worth $800 to recover that data and get the computer up and running again.

    For me, when it comes to working on people's computers, I basically tell them it will cost them $50/hour. But also that I have an "hourly" cost for certain jobs. From start to finish, installing windows and all their software may take more than 5 or 6 hours. But a lot of that is just waiting. So, for that job, I'll tell them it will be about 2 to 2 1/2 hours of billed time. nd

  137. stinks of hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Advocates of free software claim to be advocates of freedom. If this were the case, they would only attack Microsoft on those terms. The WMP is not a freedom issue. If a customer doesn't like Windows prepackaged with WMP, there's nothing stopping that person from acquiring another OS.

    This is just a bunch of government busibodies telling you how to run your lives. uh

  138. I wish NASA was better at PR.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    First off, I was really pissed off at NASA and the media outlets for the scant coverage of the mission results concerning water on mars. All we got was a 4 minute introduction and one panelist into the release and it was back to the CNN/FOX 30 minute cycle of endless Pro-Bush news bits and Iraq coverage. Luckily, I have the NASA TV channel on satellite, so I was able to flip over -- but for the >95% of americans without NASA tv, they missed out on an hour's worth of enlightening details of Mars, straight from scientists and not tabloid writers with no understanding of science.

    Now, this release isn't even going to be televised. The only initial outlet is a conference call for reporters only.

    I'm ashamed of NASA and I am ashamed of our media coverage of science. When I was a kid, every space shuttle launch was televised. Taking 10-30 minutes of time out of my day to watch the occasional launch helped inspire me to think above the quagmire I was born into, to know there was something greater. Kids today get MTV and 24 hour news spin channels in 30 minute loops.

    But hey, at least they get a nice, fast Internet and ~225 national channels of garbage via satellite. hm

  139. Michael by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    What w/ the laziness and impatience remarks? Just can't help making a dig at anything not Debian? zar

  140. Questions about content by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    In a related question - do you think the Google cache is open to legal challenges the way it is currently implemented? ft

  141. Real Pics... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Here's a "tour" [triggur.org] of a missile complex for those yearning for a bit more than a small sketch on a web page...
    rzq

  142. woo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1


    Congress to Automakers: "G1bb0rz u5 j00r l337 c0d3x0r5555!"
    hyk

  143. Like what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    What OSS opportunities does this create? Doesn't OSS need to close the gap with SQL 2000 before taking advantage of any slippage? How about ANSI '92 compliance for MySQL... that would be a good start! uxy

  144. "If he committed no crime in his home country" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    You're in Minnesota. That's instant punishment. If it weren't for their hockey team, it would have been labelled 'Hell' a long time ago. hs

  145. Are Russian customers allowed there? =) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I wonder, whether our Russian militaries can buy the complex to keep missiles closer to their targets?:) gy

  146. What's in a word ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    because I wonder how many musicians today can actually read music

    All of them.

    Dave Brubeck can't [duke.edu]. Django Reinhardt couldn't [playjazzguitar.com]. Paco de Lucia can't [geocities.com] (he learned the notation when he wanted to record Falla's classical pieces and Rodrigo's Concierto de Aranjuez, but it was laborious). Not all musicians need to know to read music, and not all musical cultures use western notation even when they write music (eg, India). ney

  147. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    This actually would work out quite nicely for Starbucks, because all music [i]currently[/i] in store is put out by their own label. olr

  148. The Ballad of Matthew Dillon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The once was a fellow named Dillon
    Whose Dragonfly project was illin'.
    He found, to his dread,
    His *BSD dead
    And GNAA/Linux was doin' the killin'. tt

  149. sound studio! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I've always looked for the perfect place to build an audio production studio. It would need to be stylish.. and well isolated.. I guess you could play with plutonium-powered speakers in this place, without getting complaints from your neighbours. uvw

  150. Slashdot - MySQL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Isn't Slashdot run on MySQL [slashdot.org]? ik

  151. Polymer confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    As another example of the article being poorly put together: The article states "The usual way to make stretchable conductors is to embed metal particles in a rubbery polymer. But the particles tend to separate when the material is stretched, causing the electrical conductivity to plummet."

    But the research in the end use a polymer which I assume would have to be rubbery in order to strech with the spring.
    " Instead of fashioning the gold wires into helical springs, however, they gave them a flat, oscillating shape, like a meandering river, since this is easier to make. They manufactured them by electroplating gold onto a sheet of silver, surrounding the wires with polymer and then stripping the silver away."

    Admittedly metal particles and metal wires are slightly different but a wire is simply a structure made up of particles. qh

  152. Lotus Notes client for Linux would be nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like run Notes client on Linux. Notes and Photoshop are the only programs I run on Windows.

    1. Re:Lotus Notes client for Linux would be nice by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1

      You can run both Notes 6.5.1 and Photoshop using CrossOver Office.

  153. This has been done before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I used to work for GE Medical Systems, and there was a similar case there. There is (or was?) a company out there doing third-party servicing of CAT and MRI scanners, place called "R-Squared". They took GE to court saying that we should share with them our service tools, because by not doing so it was unfairly excluding them from competing with us.

    Ended up having to make it possible for the competition to get our service tools, but I don't remember that we were required to make them available cheaply or quickly. Not sure how things are there today; knowing GE they probably would solve the problem by buying out the competitor.

    This really isn't much different than open-source vs closed-source though, is it...if the person selling it wants to lock you out of the internals, well, your choices include not buying from them. ww

  154. In other news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Observers noticed a marked decrease in spam emails most of Friday. Analysts remain puzzled. aa

  155. Fucktard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    Getting real tired of reading this left-wing bullshit. Give one iota of proof please. THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH IS NOT THAT POWERFUL. In the end it won't be some freigner that brings this country down. It'll be dome dumbfuck like you thinking he knows better!


    You see, everyone, what the right wing firebrands have to resort to? They don't have a calm, rational argument to make, so they resort to namecalling and hate speech. Harldy makes my job difficult. I just make an observation and let the right-wingers bury themselves under a pile of invectives.

    I refer to the presidential administration as the "Bush Admin," hardly inflammatory, and this guy refers to me as "Fucktard." That's really persuasive. Wow, what a compelling argument. Your point is the more valid one because I'm a "fucktard."

    As far as the proof you ask for, the post I'm replying to is proof enough. The US is trying to get someone sent over here to face charges related to internet crimes, so I don't see why it's so far fetched that they'd send someone abroad for the same reason. It certainly would put the fear of God into every American adult site operator, and it would win massive kudos from the AFA and Christian Coalition. Of course, making Christian websites available would also be a crime in the MIddle East, but there'd be an exception made in the law for that. xp
  156. WTF!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    What information is being withheld that makes non-dealer repair impossible?

    The issue is that ODBII is a pathetic subset of the real information avaible. In some cases it's useless (diagnosing climate controls, etc), in other cases it just a LOT less information than the dealer-specfic compter would provide.

    Obviously not having it doesn't make non-dealer repair impossible, but it does make it a lot harder. If you knew nothing about cars you could just replace parts until you find the right thing but it this the right way to do it?

    The point here is that independent shops are being put at a severe disadvantage by being provided only a minimal subset of the availible data. dn

    1. Re:WTF!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical dealer repair computer diag and control devices cost about $2500 per manufacturer. For any biusness, that is a cheap, no-brainer expense. Even individuals can buy the devices from most manufacturers (including forien makes) if they were really into it...

      At worst, a small shop might have to specialize on a smaller number of car makes. Most of which seemed to have done that ayway, long before the compouters came into use.

      So basically, "You are full of shit".

  157. I'd be scared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Just think of all the Chinese/Russian missiles still pointed at your bedroom.

    bhm
  158. Bode's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    That would be Bode's Law. It is wiewed as more of a coincidence than a law these days.

    According to my hung over calculations Sedna is 67 AUs out, which is not that far off from the 77.6 that Bode predicts, but not really close either. bd

  159. cheap version of my dram laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    the Sony X505 [dynamism.com]

    Centrino guts, 10.4' 1024x768 screen all under 2 pounds! Its made of carbon fibre too! too bad it costs between 3-4 grand depending on options.

    I dont want a big disk and screen in my laptop. 10.4 is fine, 12 is the biggest id want. I want battery life and light weight. So i ask you slashdotters, what good slim laptops do you like? kg

  160. Let's draw a line in the sand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1


    All the programmers who need the environment to compensate for their inadequacies, step on one side. All the programmers who want to learn from their mistakes and become better at their craft, get on the other side.

    Most of us know where this line is located.
    st

  161. Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    Just tell them you need a quote... that you need to ensure that you have the money right now to be able to repair it.

    It's perfectly reasonable to, once they've given you the quote, to also tell you what all is wrong with your car. Tell them you'd need to think about it, as if this is going to put a bit of crimp in your budget for this month, and say you'll get back to them as soon as you've worked out the details.

    Trot down to your favorite small shop mechanic and ask him how much he'd charge to do exactly the job that the other guys said needed to get done. You tell him that the dealership has already given you a quote for $X, and the problem has been diagnosed by them. Odds are he'll undercut them. If not, just go back to the dealership... you're SOL.

    If your mechanic guy has offered to do the repairs, then you go back to the dealership and tell them that you just can't swing that kind of money this month. Then you take your car to little guy's shop and have it repaired there.

    Funny thing is, if enough people did this, the little guys would learn what the diagnosis codes meant because they'd get customers coming in telling them what was already wrong, and the mechanics could start matching up codes to real problems.

    Now the question is, is the above method, using strictly social engineering, still considered a violation of the DMCA? bb

  162. No fucking chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Of course they shouldn't, but they will anyway. Australia is pretty good at bending over for the United States, and sending one man to PITA prison is a sacrifice Australian politicians will happily make to stay in favour for the next round of trade talks. zyj

  163. Non-Roman? Okay, community protest time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Sedna? No. Plenty of people in this thread have complained about two facts - One, our planets have names derived from the Roman, not Inuit, panthon. And two, we already have a planet named after a sea-god, ie, Neptune.

    So, I propose that in protest to such a blatant attempt at PC Multiculturalism, we as a community refer to the tenth planet as Nox, the Roman goddess of night. Since it lies the furthest from the sun, that actually fits it, in a descriptive sense.

    Sedna... Whatever. Remember, we hear about this stuff months before your typical Fox news junkie, and people tend to respect us as sources of information. So spread the word - We have a new, tenth planet, named Nox. Sedna? Nope, they must have heard wrong. Nox. Nox? Nox!
    ry

  164. Dammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    You think that's bad? Try working at an isp and have people yelling at you and blaming you for breaking hotmail ;).

    ahh the joys of the internet. fn

  165. Recipe for integration of postfix, clamav & ds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Does anyone have a recipe for integration of postfix, dspam amd clamav (or other open source virus scanner), similar to the way amavisd and mailscanner work with spam assassin and a virus scanner of choice?

    RG xa

  166. If you want a fault tolerant scripting language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Erlang (http://www.erlang.org) has it.
    You can have multiple linked interpreters and
    even fault-tolerant database!
    It is a scripting language.
    From the FAQ:
    1.1. In a nutshell, what is Erlang?
    Erlang is a general-purpose programming language and runtime environment. Erlang has built-in support for concurrency, distribution and fault tolerance. Erlang is used in several large telecommunication systems from Ericsson. The most popular implementation of Erlang is available as open source from the open source erlang site.

    fmt

  167. i was talking to MS customer support when by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    i just got hung up on, and that was approximatly the same time on friday. i was trying to get an activation code for win xp when i was disconnected from them all together. i waited a while thinking that like all good cutomer support they would call me right back because i was hung up on, but waited half an hour and called them to try to talk to the guy i was dealing with, and they told me that they were having serious internal problems. im not sure how it works, but i think MS might use some kind of internal VOIP system because there was a delay in speech with th guy i was talking to as well, but hotmail and their tech support both went down around the same time as i was informed of "major internal problems." so something big happened. fh

  168. but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Get off your high horses people (not just you, all the posters along this vein).

    Look, what are you waiting for in the next release of SQLServer? Anything? Nope...didn't think so.
    You HAVE a rock-solid DB solution from MS right now, so who cares if the next release from MS is late, especially when it represents a fundamental change, and thus nothing you're doing _right now_ will suffer if it's not out next week will it?

    Damned, the only thing I know of that's being worked on that requires this to be released is WinFS, which will be released in Longhorn when? A couple more years you say?

    Besides, when was the last time your OSS project of choice went gold on time? And no, not having release deadlines doesn't count.
    bj

  169. How Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Am I really getting so old that the majority of Slashdot readers were in diapers when Transmeta came out of the closet and hence need a "reminder" of what the Crusoe chipset is all about. How depressing.:( vc

  170. Time to move :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    1. Buy missile complex for $300K or less.
    2. Get $500K in donations to fix up your own private property (a scam in and of itself).
    3. Sell on eBay for $3.95 million.
    4. Profit.
    dbj

  171. moD up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    if I remain coming a piss I don't want to They're gone Mac c0unterpart, FUCKING USELESS there arue OF AMERICA) is the

  172. 3rd party connections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I thought they had blocked other programs again. Trillian and Gaim couldn't connect, but I installed MSN 6.1 and got right back on. ji

  173. Tom's Hardware & Deathstars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Tom's Hardware they test. With the money that Tom's Hardware has made from advertising on its site (from reader views), they should be doing the same.

    Don't take my word for it. Check the dates of when the Deathstar stories first appeared. Then check the hardware reviews on Tom's Hardware. Not just hard drive reviews. Check reviews of other hardware related or dependent upon hard drive speed to get some benchmarks or results. Then see what hard drives are used in the benchmarks, and in the review gear.

    While some of their readers went down in flames, others were announcing that the there was a problem, and they continued on as if nothing was wrong. They may have acknowledged the problem in a small story or two iirc (maybe not even that), but they continued using the hard drives in their review gear, without a footnote or warning about them.

    Why? edq

  174. If M$ were really smart.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    they would start development on their second OS right now. I don't live in Europe, but from what I read and hear on IRC, I get the feeling that M$ is not going to win any appeals, and eventually will be forced to sell their cut down OS. It would save them time and money. Why drag it out in court, when you're probably going to lose anyway? ha

  175. Control set = training set? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    The filter was tested on 6597 messages. So how many messages was it trained on? I sure hope it's not the same 6597 messages, because in that case any accuracy number is meaningless.

    /A

    el
  176. Good idea for HP, bad choice of partner. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Have they even been into one of their shops recently? On any given morning the place is packed beyond all reason. Adding a laptop listening station and headphones will only add to that problem.

    There are three types of people in starbucks: Those freaky, overhyped, quad-shot espresso people, who are terminally late to work and just forgot to pick up their kids from soccer practice; the blue collar men in dirty clothes who are so relaxed you would think someone slipped prozac into their spam; and the college kids / young pros with their laptops who come to get some work done in the peace and quiet of a store full of caffeine withdrawal victims screaming for soy milk in their peppermint no-whip half-caf grande white mochas. None of the above seem like the type who would hang out to pay for music... too busy, occupied, or just poor. Admittedly, this might fly in the retail store locations (the Starbucks in Barnes and Noble, for example), as they draw a more relaxed, less goal-oriented crowd, but I can hardly see their host stores being happy about the competition.

    Starbucks does this every now and then. They had that crazy arrangement with Kozmo before they went Kaput, whereby drop-off stations were strategically placed in every Starbucks in exchange for some significant quantity of realbucks. Kozmo might actually have made it if it wasn't for that tremendous monetary commitment.

    Personally, I don't see this arrangement being significantly more successful than that one.

    Oh well. They've got the money to try, I guess. Someday they'll find another use for their successful cafe chain. Besides, of course, being the seat of power for Mister Evil. Sorry, Doctor Evil.

    *full disclosure- used to be a Barrista. I was young, I needed the money.
    stu

  177. Wait a sec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I thought we were supposed to send criminals *to* Australia? xbx

  178. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I have been looking at the MM10 (the older version) as a small GNAA/Linux computer for some months now and the memory was always a hold up. This things solves that and then some.
    The older model was small and light, but very usable. You could confortably hold it in one hand for a long time and it never got warm/hot. This was the thinnest thing I've ever seen, and the smallest without seeming to sacrifice on usability (close to sacrifice though).
    I might just have get one and see about running GNAA/Linux on this little guy.
    euq

  179. Reg-Free Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Registration free link [nytimes.com]

    I wish article authors would at least put up some effort to find and use reg-free links when possible. dc

  180. Blazingly high? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Hanly says." It doesn't seem very different from a common laptop... batteries' life is still a big problem.

    Well sorta, the big buy here is that you get that much life from a significantly smaller/lighter battery. Note the presence of the physically larger "extended life" battery. Battery life isn't the "problem", or more accurately the tradeoff, it's the size (which in this case does matter). dc

  181. I'd say it's overblown except by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    that almost nobody is really taking this seriously, so the lack of interest in space defense seems about right to me. The human species has survived 2 million years without going the way of the dinosaur. It seems like there are many reasons to not stress out about this:
    • Low risk/reward ratio, public money is much better spent elsewhere. If someone else wants to spend their money on this, more power to them.
    • Our technology is very rapidly advancing, especially relative to the amount of time that passes (on average) between significant asteroid hits. 100 years ago we were completely helpless. 50 years ago, we had nukes, but no missles that were even close to being able to deliver them, in another 50 or 100 years, this may be a yawner due to general technology advances.

    To be completely flippant (and yes, I do realize there is a risk, I just think it is relatively low)... boring! I just hope this doesn't turn into another cause where misguided celebrities drive us into spending money on it disproportionally like certain trendy diseases. snp

  182. To mod or to post. Spam is the question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    You *WILL* get spam my friend. I've been doing this for almost 20 years (admin) now -- and have specifically used aliased accounts for various reasons over the years as you are doing.

    Wait... You'll be interested to know that the biggest problem with the spam coming in comes from virus infected Windows boxes. They send it. They harvest the users Outlook address book. If you ever end up in somebody's Outlook box ... it only a matter of time before you're screwed.

    I chuckle at the whole Exchange thing. You pay for that?

    I personally pay to have a fixed IP @ home and run a old GNAA/Linux box. A lot of aliases I've used over the years (and some blatantly used to harvest) all go to some local account that processes the spam. Upon receipt -- mail the wrong account and sorry, but you're blocked (unless white-listed). White-listing can come from valid already received email -- but I work everything based off of IP. My hope is that the registered MX host(s) or any valid listed server by the authenticating DNS server will be the type of scheme that's re-implemented (or more to the point SHOE-horned in real soon :). Bill's idea of email stamps, well, hahahahaha...

    Over the last decade I've now got 380 aliased harvesting spam address' in use -- two valid email accounts @ home (my wife and myself) which is on my own IP with my own domain. I pay $5 extra a month above my broadband (10Mbit, 380 harvested address', and 48 for various other infractions (attempts to relay through me, from a country where I know nobody, etc :).

    Statistically (yeah, they all get nmap'd back)? 96% Windows based.

    I give my email to friends. I have a work email that anybody that knows how to call me can have it. I even print it on my business card. No, I wouldn't post it to USENET or even here -- but it's still "out there". My unlisted phone number, OTOH, anybody can have. 847.854.0048. It's always busy and one channel of my ISDN home line. The other channel routes to the house for two phone lines (or Internet backup if and as needed) and is automatically unlisted and unpublished (at no cost since it is a "data circuit") -- and no, I'd rather not post that either. :)

    Exchange? Never! ef

  183. Woop de fucking do! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Yeah, it'll probably cost a lot to reprint all the New Age ancient traditions to include a tenth planet. slk

  184. I smell trouble. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    I can only envision one of two possibilities for how this is going to turn out: (1) The most amazing thing ever, or (2) The biggest flop in the history of the musical theatre.

    The problem is that, for the most part, really epic stories are simply not endemic to the musical theatre art form. How many have there been? And, of those, how many have truly been successful? Even theatre epics, like Show Boat or Les Miserables are still pretty small in scope when compared to something The Lord of the Rings because they focus pretty pointedly on people, whereas LOTR is about big events, big stakes, and even larger plot points.

    Shrinking the story down to where it would it would on the musical stage, and still leave room for the things every play needs (exposition, characterization, and, probably most importantly, songs) would be almost impossible under the best circumstances, and most of the people involved simply aren't of the proven calibre necessary to pull all this off. Sure, A.R. Rahman had some kind of a success with Bombay Dreams, but what in Matthew Warchus's resume suggests he's even remotely qualified to handle something on this scale? He's talented, yes, but not with material of this size. His solution to staging one of Broadway's most traditionally opulent musicals--Follies--on Broadway in 2001 was to strip away everything that made it so oversized and, in its original production, so thrilling. If you do that with The Lord of the Rings, what's left?

    So, while I wish them the best of luck, they're really facing a difficult struggle, and I'm not sure they will be able to pull it off. Under most circumstances, I would suggest that they rework the idea as an opera, or perhaps a series of operas, but of course, Richard Wagner already did that with Der Ring des Nibeluengen, and the less comparison The Lord of the Rings has with that, the better, I think. It will be unavoidable in any case, but critics (and audiences) will have their knives sharpened going into this, and it will have to be even that much better to win them over. I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy the challenges facing the creators of this musical. onz

  185. Not a problem yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    It won't be an issue until they find a Kuiper object that is bigger than Pluto. Then they'll have an awkward situation. Making Pluto a planet when this bigger object isn't one doesn't make sense; nobody wants to add a new planet, because in retrospect it was a mistake to make Pluto a planet, and adding another Kuiper object would just compound it; and removing Pluto from the list of planets offends tradition.

    Everyone wants to push this off as long as possible, so if the new object is really smaller than Pluto, they'll breathe a sigh of relief and go on with things as they are. vzi

  186. Quite the fix up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    There's one in Denver for only $1,450,000.

    Here's [missilebases.com] what looks to be a realtor specializing in old silos. Quite a collection for the truly paranoid! wm

  187. Not that fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    While I love their products, the slashdot title of "blazingly high" clock speeds is a little misleading.

    From the article: "A base configuration of the notebook includes the 1-GHz Efficeon processor, 512MB of memory, a 20GB hard drive, and a 10.4-inch display for an estimated starting price of $1499. Sharp will take preorders for the notebook as of Monday, and it will ship in April."

    So we are looking at around 1ghz. tvu

  188. The Ballad of Matthew Dillon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    There once was a Master of Screws
    Who thought it most wonderful news
    That the AC's post
    was more funny than most
    But not all mods agreed with his views.

    KFG uh

  189. Cars, DVDs, what's the difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    I have news for you, you don't need to obtain diddly to figure out how the part is made. You just take it apart and you figure out how it's shaped, build it in the cad package of your choice (say solidworks, no reason you couldn't use it) and then you can send off the drawings for quotes and have the parts made, assembled, packed, and shipped, all without leaving the comfort of your computer chair. All you need is some good measuring equipment, a decent computer, and the part.

    Fuel injectors, by the way, are not developed by automakers any more. Automakers go to someone and say hey, we need an injector with these dimensions that flows this much fuel and runs off this voltage, and they get a part back, they sign a contract agreeing to buy so many of them and to put however many of them into cars, and that's it. Furthermore a fuel injector is a dog-simple item which can be made better simply by throwing more money at it for better materials - it's just a solenoid valve. They usually run on 12 volts and they open and close in response to an electrical signal which is pulsed once for each opening. They are usually run at a single given pressure by the OEM and you can "trick" them (and your computer) by using a rising rate fuel pressure regulator, which is a popular way of doing a cheap turbo installation. As the boost rises, the fuel pressure rises, and more fuel is delivered. The next step up is to use a box that takes over fuel management for the computer, and/or tweaks the signal from the computer, and the final step is to replace the car's computer entirely. All of this stuff is done outside of the injector. The injector, as I have previously stated, is a simple device and high-rate injectors can be had for little more than OEM parts. Rebuilt OEM (270cc/min, I think, maybe it was 230?) for my car were $69, you can get new 370cc/min injectors for about $100 each. So Territo is full of horse shit, whoever he is. (Too lazy to RTFA, sorry, I'd rather spend my time ranting.)

    Also most of these parts are not complicated. No one owns the facts, so you just stick a thread pitch gauge in the hole, and measure the diameter, and you know what size the thing should be; You can hook up the part and test it using calibration equipment, another (known) sensor (which is calibration equipment of course), or you can build a new one from the specifications. Data sheets are available for automotive sensors, and factory service manuals will tell you the expected range of response from a sensor, most of which are resistance-based.

    Automakers quite simply want to hang onto the lucrative service market. Dealers charge more for service than practically anyone else, except for very high end establishments that specialize on working on exotic cars. For example there's a joint called Canepa's in Santa Cruz that bought, sold, and serviced rolls, lamborghini, ferrari and so on. But if you go to a dealer for your ordinary vehicle you generally pay 10-50% over the average service station for both parts and labor, and you don't necessarily get better service unless you bring in a really special car, which they tend to take seriously. gph

  190. Legitimate scientific value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Since this phenomenom only lasts for a short period after the beer is poured, they must have had to pour a lot of beers to allow detailed analysis. It would have been a shame to let it go to waste wouldn't it?

    Next we'll see an academic doing a research paper on the marketing techniques used by pr0n sites.

    fjk
  191. Problem is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    The bottom line is, "No software can ever be better than a human in defining Spam".

    That is true if the human is looking at a single email. Now give the same human a mailbox with 2000 messages, 1000 of which are spam (by his standards). He won't be thinking twice about calling the message spam and getting rid of it, so he's bound to makea couple of mistakes (happend to me a while ago, one of my friends has her email @ladymail.com and the Subject was in Latin - random to me. I called it spam befere even reading Hello,...).

    The claim that is being made is that if this poor man overlooks 10 spam emails, dspam will only overlook one. Whether that's true or not is another thing, and would again depend on the circumstances, but I believe it would apply to me. bsp

  192. Past tense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    "Early adoption of Yukon in enterprises was quite strong due to the functions and features [..]"

    How can you talk about functions and features of software that has not yet been released? How can companies "early adopt" vaporware?

    Yes, they can order in advance, but to me "adoption" means running something as a part of your business. Not "planning to maybe use it once you get it and if it turns out to be as good as you was promised it would be".
    fq

  193. Look at IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    IBM is a US company, who has invested billions into technology that is not in use. They were the 1rst company to arrange individual atoms (spelling IBM). They made a processor that uses atoms as transistors. They don't use any of it in production, but probably will some day. I think that you underestimate many US companies with your statement. hyd

  194. Their 'Software Partners?' by Future+Linux-Guru · · Score: 2, Interesting

    >>"Under the initiative, leading software and hardware vendors, including Hewlett-Packard Co., IBM, Intel Corp., Oracle Corp. and Scali Inc. will work with Novell help their software partners deploy their platforms and solutions on SUSE Linux, according to Novell Inc."

    What partners?

    It was in the application space that Novell lost it's market and mindshare to Microsoft.

    1. Re:Their 'Software Partners?' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG!! Quit making it sound like MS beat Novell at anything. Novell shot themselves in foot over TCP, it was the fact that when the internet was just catching on and everyone and their grandmother wanted tcp, Novell wanted to stick with IPX. Well half of Novell wanted IPX half wanted TCP, thus causing an incredible amount of in-fighting that drew their attention away from their customers and the market in general. MS just took advantage of the fact that Novell's attention was elsewhere. Novells internal struggles over TCP where nothing more than a bit of luck for MS. All that this means is that MS was paying attention it doesnt mean MS had any kind of uber genius marketing campaign that trounced Novell. There is nothing about MS that is innovative, live with it.

    2. Re:Their 'Software Partners?' by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      PeopleSoft , vmware, HP, Trustix , MySQL , SAFLINK , FTI , Constant Data , SurfControl , Software AG , Agnitum , Volante , JBoss , FalconStor , Intershop, Tarantella, Software AG and Bull ,
      etc..., etc..., etc...

      Google is your friend: 703,000 for novell software partner. (0.58 seconds)

  195. A lot of astronomers don't want to count Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    So why should we start counting an even smaller "planet"? Pluto gets grandfathered in, and that's it. lv

  196. Let's draw a line in the sand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Too good to pass up...

    Redmond city limits?

    yqn

  197. Python by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    a auto-completing python interpreter and editor

    Try the Wing IDE [wingide.com]. It has most of the functions you wanted... But it's not free software. rv

  198. Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    OTOH, perspective from the point of view of survival of human race/modern civilization:

    Risks of extinction (of modern civilization) in car: 0 in 100
    Risks of extinction in plane:0 in 20,000
    Risks of extinction from asteroid 1 in 20,000 to 100,000
    rgb

  199. I wonder if this will catch what Mozilla misses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Thunderbird's latest builds have an improved spam filter using some ideas from SpamBayes, it's substantially improved from the older filter. rde

  200. Where will the Boehemians sit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Seems a little techie for the cool, grungy Boehemians, reading their Kerouac. Where will they go? rs

  201. Just go out and buy one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    This project is only economical if you have old laptops sitting around. If that's the case, you probably won't have enough CPU/RAM to install the latest version of debian.

    I have built picture frames out of old pentium-class laptops ('bout $100 off ebay, or cheaper if you shop around your own town), and they have no problems running the latest Debian. Just don't run X!

    I use zgv [svgalib.org] to cycle through the pictures. Works great, *and* is less filling. hhp

  202. Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Problem with that theory is that the Dealership will usually charge you $75 to hook up the computer - when all they are doing is plugging in a damn cable and firing up the reader. Only then will you know what is wrong, after paying $75. Seems like extorition.... yxn

  203. Cnet is a day late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Businessweek ran an item on it in their latest issue. The also said that competitors of Starbucks are looking to implement similar technology.

    Krispy Kreme and Outkast? nmh

  204. ...and the world collapses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    So that's why I couldn't access my inbox full of ads for Penile Enlargement, Hot Sex, and credit cards... bsd

  205. How much for the senator? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    It seems that the best way to influence legislation is to buy yourself a government official. Based on your experience can you ballpark how much the following type of decision makers cost (in USD)?
    1. President
    2. Cabinet Member
    3. Other Executive Branch Member
    4. Supreme Court Justice
    5. Circuit Court Judge
    6. State's Attorney General
    7. Senator
    8. Congressman
    9. Governor
    10. Mayor
    11. Local Councilman
    12. Cop
    13. IT Administrator
    lph
  206. Anyone know of any honest review sites? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    While its not exactly reviewing all the latest and greatest, www.dansdata.com is my favorite "independent" web review site. He usually sticks to cameras, small computer parts, and other neat electronics, but he's a no BS kinda guy who will say something sucks when it does. jp

  207. marketing survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    About 6 months ago I was on the phone to some marketing company who were doing a survey on Yukon and whether or not I was contemplating deploying it.

    I said no because:

    1) it was too tighly integrated into AD/ windows server and we didn't any of that.
    2) I didn't trust it, and wouldn't till it had been in the field for at least a year.

    I think they got alot of responses like 2) (going by the marketers comments) and they prob decided to wait till the new windows server is out (2006??) and deploy on the new Trusted Computing Base thing they are wittering on about.

    vxn

  208. Google it baby... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Here you go link [google.com]

    aq

  209. How good is "Global Filtering" compared to SA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    This looks interesting - for me especially how they've already got a system in place to automatically learn ham/spam by simply forwarding a message to a predefined email address (which apparently uses some sort of embedded "bug" to track it so it doesn't matter if the user's MUA forwards headers correctly).

    But my main concern is how well the described "Global Filtering" works with users who have no ham/spam corpuses built up yet. SpamAssassin still works reasonably well (eg, catches roughly 60-70% of spam) with no Bayesian stuff going on (just evaluating email on rules alone). Can DSPAM work equally as well? qw

  210. i was talking to MS customer support when by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    i just got hung up on, and that was approximatly the same time on friday. i was trying to get an activation code for win xp when i was disconnected from them all together. i waited a while thinking that like all good cutomer support they would call me right back because i was hung up on, but waited half an hour and called them to try to talk to the guy i was dealing with, and they told me that they were having serious internal problems. im not sure how it works, but i think MS might use some kind of internal VOIP system because there was a delay in speech with th guy i was talking to as well, but hotmail and their tech support both went down around the same time as i was informed of "major internal problems." so something big happened.

    Lets get this stright. You -brought- windows XP.
    vp

  211. Tom's Hardware & Deathstars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Tom's Hardware [tomshardware.com] has nothing to worry about from IBM.

    IBM's GXP Deathstar hard drives [slashdot.org], as/. regulars are well [slashdot.org] aware of [slashdot.org], are exactly that. Death comes to your data on these drives eventually [techreport.com]. Too bad for a large number of customers [techreport.com], it came sooner rather than later.

    When the news first broke [techreport.com] on these drives, some [techreport.com] tech sites [storagereview.com] came out [viahardware.com] with the news, and others [tomshardware.com] kept fairly silent. Silence isn't a crime. But continuing to use Deathstars in review gear should be. Why? Because some readers, myself included, used reviews and testing gear examples from Tom's Hardware to build our first computers. Take advice and recommendations from the experts, and you get a better computer, right?

    As the current/. story points out, why bite the hand that feeds you advance facts on hardware under ndas, and direct contact with company engineers?

    Consumer Reports [consumerreports.org] buys everything [consumerreports.org] they test. With the money that Tom's Hardware has made from advertising on its site (from reader views), they should be doing the same.

    Don't take my word for it. Check the dates of when the Deathstar stories first appeared. Then check the hardware reviews on Tom's Hardware. Not just hard drive reviews. Check reviews of other hardware related or dependent upon hard drive speed to get some benchmarks or results. Then see what hard drives are used in the benchmarks, and in the review gear.

    While some of their readers went down in flames, others were announcing that the there was a problem, and they continued on as if nothing was wrong. They may have acknowledged the problem in a small story or two iirc (maybe not even that), but they continued using the hard drives in their review gear, without a footnote or warning about them.

    Why? emx

  212. I guess that'll show em. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    I feel that from an administration standpoint with a large number of hosts it wouldn't matter if you were using RedHat, Gentoo, FreeBSD, OpenBSD, or any other *nix for that matter as long as the machines you were running were using the same distro.
    You haven't actually been an admin at a company with a large number of machines, have you? I worked for a large aerospace company and our Management (he wasn't even a PHB) wanted to know why we had an average of one admin for 20 machines when HP said one admin should be able to handle 200. Then HP explained that those 200 machines were absolutely identical -- same exact hardware, same exact OS patch level, and same exact applications. In the Real World, we had no two machines alike and thus needed the 1/20 ratio. And this was all the same brand of hardware and OS! Each department was different, which basically made vacation and illness backups a matter of "pray they don't call you." The admins who had the easiest time of it were those who worked on BSD boxes; the VR4 boxes were all over the map; even the users understood that if their admin was away, they were better off not bothering the backup on call for any more than password resets because they'd as likely break something else as fix your problem.

    Granted, if you ran an all RedHat shop or an all Mandrake shop things would be easier than simply an all GNAA/Linux shop, but the same would be true for an all OpenBSD shop vs an all FreeBSD or NetBSD shop. But if each department is free to buy what they want I'd rather find who-knows-which-BSD on the box than who-knows-which-GNAA/Linux. obv

  213. US debut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The new Muramasa has been out in Japan since January. It has had some nice reviews and keeps up well with Pentium-M modells of similar clock speed (see this Japanese review). And it is much cheaper. ws

  214. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I'm feeling like I could be the 6 trillion dollar man any year now... between this, powered exoskeletal legs, I'll be a super sapper in no time. I wonder how much of this my beloved US Army has actually looked into. mv

  215. linuxmusician.com -- no content.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I love the idea, but looking throughthe site even a seasoned GNAA/Linux vtran CAN NOT get a linux pc doing his music work.

    there is lots of words and ideas on the site but absolutely ZERO content.

    the tutorial on rosegarden is 100% worthless, they dont even cover how the hell you get it set up so you can actually input/output anything.

    Nothing about JACK nothing about the wild fight to get MIDI working reliabily under ALSA and JACK.

    no real reccomendations as to what hardware to buy because it does work, just a wishy-washy "most soundcards come with a midi port on the joystick..

    how about the fact that most soundcards absolutely SUCK at midi/audio recording? why not a list of "
    these fricking work good"

    linuxmusician.com is a worthless website for a bunch of fanboys, and i constantly reccomend to people that are interested in linux and music to AVOID it.

    let us all know wher there is a REAL website devoted to getting linux and musicians working together...
    bjb

  216. Why wouldn't I want windows to play back videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Because PCs are very versatile, your DVD player is disigned to do a total of perhaps three things (and you do have to install "software" each time you put in a disc happily it is very standardized). Your PC can do many many more, and the things you want to do out of the box, may well be very different from the things I want mine to do out of the box. One of us might want to download music the other rips it. One of us might play FPS, the other wants to play bejeweled and browse slashdot. One of us might work in word processors, the other spreadsheets, and another guy might only want to use a text editor and compier. Each of these tasks requires a special addition to our generic tool, and we might not care about being able to do the things that the other tools allow us to potentially do. That's why you have to install software on your computer, the alternative is buying a task specific computer (a developer workstation, gamer's box, office machine, network terminal, but each of these would require that the seller know all the software you plan to use for the life of the computer. gb

  217. "Should" is irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    pretend this guy was cybersexing your prepubescent sister, (etc etc etc)

    You do realize, this is one of the weakest arguments you can possibly make. "Forget all intellectual arguments, precedent, centuries of commonlaw. If this happened to YOU, you'd want him hung! So it's OK to hang him!"

    Try giving a few of us the benefit of the doubt that we DO value the system and won't automatically join the lynch mob at the first chance. Or, failing that, how about the idea that the entire purpose of having *impartial* judicial systems is to make sure that the victims DON'T turn into blindly self-serving mobs? ecj

  218. Is there any hope? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    By the time your daughter grows up, do you think there will be any of our cherished freedoms on the Internet left, or will everything be wrapped in legalese and DRM? With the passage of laws from the DMCA to the PATRIOT act, I've been increasingly pessimistic about the US's ability to pass any sane legislation that interfaces with the Internet... di

  219. This is news??? Who the fuck cares! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    It's free, but you can pay for it and get extra features, like a bigger mailbox.

    I'm jharper@hotmail.com (I'm not afraid of posting the address publicly, i think i'm on every mailing list I could be on anyway :). I run the account in 'whitelist' mode, so everything goes to the 'junk' folder. The only thing I get in my actual inbox is messages from hotmail telling me my mailbox is full :)

    So if I used the account seriously, rather than just as an address I can hand out if I need to hand one out, i'd need the extra space to hold all the spam that built up overnight.
    sq

  220. OOohhh... give it a rest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    How long before people start having a backlash against LOTRs?

    4000 recent awards, the actors are plastered on every talk show, multiple console games, 3 recent highly pushed movies --shouldn't they just take a breather?

    Wouldn't waiting a few years and then bringing the story back in a different format be refreshing for the story?

    Davak
    id

  221. Why is it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Why is it that so many Unix/GNAA/Linux programs (and everything else, for that matter) do not provide simple screenshots on their products websites?

    If I'm going to download your program and install it (and in many cases, take time to compile it...) I want to know that it's going to look halfway decent when I'm done.

    Why is this so hard for some programmers to understand? uqa

  222. You're dealing with the problem too high up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    IMO (as someone who works on clustered systems for a living) you're looking at this from the wrong point of view. A clustered shell is useful only if the system it is running on top of is inherently unstable.

    The real benefit is in having a system which is sufficiently distributed that any program running on top of it can continue to do so despite any sort of underlying failure. nn

  223. Brilliant! One that works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    1) Ad revenue created by page hits
    2) Post non-story to slashdot
    3) PROFIT!!! jy

  224. Worst idea since spell checkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    just need to learn to spell and to ytype accuratly. -- QED - Quite Easily Done

    <Teal'c> Indeed </Teal'c> dk

  225. Code not very tolerant of my machine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    I finished building the shell after I changed the code that uses a non-standard way of printing the usage message, show_help() in src/ftsh.c. In emacs, I replaced ^\(.*\)\\$ with "\1", and then went back and changed the lines that did not end in a backslash, removed the beginning and ending quotes.

    Then it compiled (on Fedora Core 1).

    Then it failed the functions test, because my computer does not have the file/etc/networks. For a fault tolerant shell, it does not seem very tolerant of my machine! After sudo touch/etc/networks, make succeeded.

    Anyway, those were the only two problems, and now it's installed. Let's see if it's worth building into an RPM package. rpu

  226. visit to the bank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    We could recreate scene's from Half-Life within the silo complex. I want to be Gordon!

    I can see it know...(cheesy guy looking up as the camera blurs/wave effect)

    "Nothing you need to worry about, Gordon. Go ahead."

    "I have just been informed that the sample is ready, Gordon. It should be coming up to you any moment now. Look to the delivery system for your specimen."

    "Standard insertion for a nonstandard specimen. Go ahead, Gordon. Slot the carrier into the analysis port."

    "Gordon! Get away from the beams!"

    Oh the fun we could have....:-)

    xdf

  227. What about us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    What about the vast majority of e-mail users who have Outlook [Express] on Windows. When will a plugin be designed and ported which will work with these clients?

    -- paper gpy

  228. what is the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Q: Can You see any way the net can be regulated? I have read the other suggestions/queries here and quite frankly it seems that most people(american that is) just dont understand that the net is global. How can we make a set of rules that all users of the net is forced to follow? Do we really want to? ab

  229. Um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    We've had them for many years. It's called NiTiNOL. Nitinol is a metal alloy that, when used in wires, constricts when current is passed through it (heating phase) and stretches when it is idle (cooling phase). This is also the same material that those bend-proof wire glasses frames are made of. See http://www.dynalloy.com/AboutNitinol.html for just one manufacturer's info page. ih

  230. The Title is wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are not porting to Linux, but to SUSE Linux.

    SUSE Linux != all the other forks of userland apps and custom Linux kernel patches some people refer to as "Linux".

  231. Copyright by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Do you think that the widespread use of the Internet and practical anonymity will force copyright back into its original, more reasonable form of limited restrictions on copying as business models adapt to the unenforcability of existing law? Or do you think it will force law the other way, to ever-more draconian measures that can't be enforced effectively without making examples of people?

    Do you think a new form of Intellectual Property will arise that is based around creators' rights to control their work that goes beyond mere copying and into the realm of restrictions on use? Or have we already gotten to that point?

    Are EULAs legal? If they aren't now, will they ever be?

    What would you suggest people in countries do to avoid capitulating to the USA and adopting its twisted notion of copyright? It's not always practical to "just say no" to the USA.

    cfg
  232. News for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Actually many... Nerds use Hotmail for junk email accounts, like when they want to download something that needs registering first but don't want to receive the newsletter junks. eub

  233. Ehm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Have you used various flavors of linux lately?

    Once you get past the installer, and the vendor specific configuration guis, there is very little difference between systems.. The kernel is the same, the development tools are the same, the window managers are the same, the graphical managers are the same....

    In fact, you'd be hard pressed to find many things which are different. Sure, the packaging is different. The versions of each package are different (Kernel versions and so forth). Each distro will probably have to roll it's own specific package. But if you have the tarball, you can get it to work on pretty much any configuration, as long as you have the minimum version of libraries.

  234. Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    IIRC, the "10x better" means 10x lower failure rate. The wording almost seems meant to deceive. The idea is that if you misidentify 10 messages out of 100, the filter would only misidentify 1. Since you made 10x as many mistakes, the filter was 10x as accurate as you were. vr

  235. Horrible Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I really do wish mickysoft would rename their flagship database something else. Are they that arrogant that they feel the need for such a generic name? That's about like naming your product "Web Server" or "Network File Server". When someone mentions SQL server, I always have them clarify whether or not they are talking in general terms for some sort of relational backend, or are they referring to microsoft's product. Sometimes they don't even know the difference, but perhaps that is microsoft's end goal. zvu

  236. i was talking to MS customer support when by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    i just got hung up on, and that was approximatly the same time on friday. i was trying to get an activation code for win xp when i was disconnected from them all together. i waited a while thinking that like all good cutomer support they would call me right back because i was hung up on, but waited half an hour and called them to try to talk to the guy i was dealing with, and they told me that they were having serious internal problems. im not sure how it works, but i think MS might use some kind of internal VOIP system because there was a delay in speech with th guy i was talking to as well, but hotmail and their tech support both went down around the same time as i was informed of "major internal problems." so something big happened. fch

  237. One of the quality OSS projects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Some F/OSS projects just aim to get a job done, do it, and leave it up to someone else (perhaps less qualified?) to complete things, to produce a complete package that does the job well

    Han-wen & Jan have done one of the latter, this is a supreme polished job that's only getting better. Kudos

    adult desktops & wallpapers dq

  238. I for one...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Welcome our new, jazzier, robot overlords....

    (sorry someone had to) hll

  239. Non-Roman? Okay, community protest time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Sedna? No. Plenty of people in this thread have complained about two facts - One, our planets have names derived from the Roman, not Inuit, panthon. And two, we already have a planet named after a sea-god, ie, Neptune.

    So, I propose that in protest to such a blatant attempt at PC Multiculturalism, we as a community refer to the tenth planet as Nox, the Roman goddess of night. Since it lies the furthest from the sun, that actually fits it, in a descriptive sense.

    Sedna... Whatever. Remember, we hear about this stuff months before your typical Fox news junkie, and people tend to respect us as sources of information. So spread the word - We have a new, tenth planet, named Nox. Sedna? Nope, they must have heard wrong. Nox. Nox? Nox!
    hyy

  240. Considering I got this ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    ... trying to get to the Hotmail FAQ at 0125 on Sunday the 14th, I'm not at all convinced "all is well" (or ever was).

    Luckily I don't use Hotmail (or any other Microsoft product).

    bScreen = 'True'; var searchtextsize="21"; var bSkinny = (screen.width<=800); if (bScreen == 'True') searchtextsize=(bSkinny)? 19:25; var cu, cb, br, INI_Encoded, INI, H_APP, H_APP_Encoded, ITSFile, Filter, BrandID; var v1, v2, v3, v4, bShowSearch,t_contactus,Survey ; cu='http://www.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/dasp/ua_inf o.asp?pg=ar_eform&_lang=EN'; Survey=''; cb=''; INI_Encoded = 'MSN_Hotmail_PIMv9_FAQ.ini'; INI='MSN_Hotmail_PIMv9_FAQ.ini'; H_APP_Encoded = 'MSN+Hotmail'; H_APP = 'MSN Hotmail'; ITSFile = 'msn%5Fhotmail%5Fpimv9%5FFAQ%2Eits51'; Filter = ''; BrandID = ''; H_VER = '2.6'; bITFind = 'True'; t_contactus="Contact us" v1 = 'http://www.hotmail.msn.com'; v2 = '?&_lang=EN&country=US'; v3 = ''; v4 = 'DH_FREE'; var sTMT = 'MSN_Hotmail_PIMv9_FAQ'; ; bShowSearch = true; NoMax = '0'; var LEVELMAX = 10; var levelNodes = new Array(LEVELMAX); var activeNode, activeIdx = 0, bActiveSet, activeLevel = 0; var XMLTOCLoaded = false; var sHTTP_REFERER = 'http://www.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/dasp/ua_info.a sp?&_lang=EN&country=US'; function CULink(ExtURL) { if (navigator.appName.indexOf("TV") >= 0) { if(ExtURL.indexOf("http") == -1) ExtURL = "http://" + ExtURL; parent.location.href = ExtURL; } else { window.open(ExtURL,'_helpext'); } }

    Microsoft VBScript runtime error '800a01f4'

    Variable is undefined: 'agent_isSafari'

    E:\WEBROOT\PRODUCTION\HELP\CON TENT\EN_US\..\!shared\frameset.inc/searchfooter.in c, line 27
    ws
  241. invasive Microsoft feature poor market domination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I was thinking - why did they post this as a story, who cares about Hotmail downtime, ...but then I realised that it IS important, it just goes to remind us all of how invasive one single company is, so invasive that in the software area that I specialise is, although there are well over 20 equivalent products, I already have to assess the QUALITY of products as such:

    1. Microsoft: assessed: .. 80% on dominance, .. 10% luck, .. and 10% on product features
    - it will get 15-50% of the market simply because of who it is, and will either be Market leader, or number 2.

    2. All the others, which get assessed mainly 50-90% on product features.

    So then of course the advice has to be, well one of the advantages of selecting the MS product because you know that you won't have to convert the data from some other system that will be driven into the ground by MS.

    I can only advise clients the "truth" - that is what I get paid for, but I am not happy with this situation.

    In this particular market segment, I can say that MS would not get in the "top 3" in terms of features.

    This is a terribly sad situation to be in, and people need to be reminded of this regularly. The lack of action by authorities on Monopoly practices appears to show that the MS Billions have won the day.

    I am not a GNAA/Linux-plugger, and I know that MS has produced some good services, however these days they are way beyond the scope of traditional monopoly abuse. Are all politicians and scientists out there so "chicken" or greedy?

    ------------------
    no sig. of course! spc

  242. Woop de fucking do! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Yeah, it'll probably cost a lot to reprint all the New Age ancient traditions to include a tenth planet.

    Ten Planets? You haven't been keeping up with here astrology has been going the last twenty-fove years. I know astrologers who use twenty planets, most of which are imaginary.

    This, of course, ignores the two hundred or so asteroids which new age astrologers use. And don't forget the plethora of comets, meteor showers, deep space objects, and other things that may, or may not exist.

    And to be sure that you haven't forgotten anything, there are umpteen "Arabic Parts", Midpoints, Orbs, harmonics, ( or something like that) etc.

    In short, roughly 10^8 objects that no self-respecting astrologer would omit, if one believes in the validity of all the books on astrology that have been published.

    pta
  243. Software Assurance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    My question is where does this leave people who bought the 3 year Software Assurance packages from MS. They have already paid for this update, but it will not be available for them until their contract is up. This will also happen to those who have also paid for updates to Windows and Visual Studio. Do they get an extention to their contract to include these products that they have paid for, or are they just screwed? kdm

  244. Low priority? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    But how important will famine, disease, and war be when 90% of the population has been wiped out by a massive asteroid and the effects after the collision?

    So an asteroid could actually be the solution to these serious problems! I like your thinking. ni

  245. Damn is this big red 'N' ugly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sorry, but this is really the ugliest and most irritating topic logo. Does it have to be that aggressive shade of red? It hurts my eyes!

    1. Re:Damn is this big red 'N' ugly! by discogravy · · Score: 1
      and now you know why Novell was hated on for so long. Actually, if you used Windows+Novell (which you kinda needed to before AD, if you wanted any kind of sanity vis-a-vis networking and shares and especially granular control of rights) then the hatred goes more to MS: they did everything they could to make Novell as slow and shitty as possible on Windows (so as to make AD seem better in comparison.)

      Instead of, you know, making their product better. Novell's mistake was setting themselves up to get the shaft; but microsoft were the ones fucking everything up.

  246. Blazingly high? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I thought these chips were supposed to have "good" performance while consuming a lot less power. ock

  247. i want one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I have a Crusoe based Fujitsu P2110 and it's
    been great.... fast enough to do video
    production even. But I carry it with me
    everywhere and it's starting to wear out.
    This looks like the perfect replacement!
    na

  248. As I watcch this video... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I am reminded I am only 20 (and in the US), but that Guinness looks so good. I'm also in Massachusetts which appears to have the worst alcohol laws of any state I've been in.
    People here are shocked when I talk about liquor sold in gas stations! (I'm from Maine, founder of prohibition in the US) iw

  249. Don't use KDE do you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I've used kde since the 1.0 days, upgrading all along on my dual ppro-200. Even in the slowest 2.0 days, it ran fast enough on my system. Sure I turned the eye-candy slider way down when I configured KDE the first time, but that is all. It works, and is fast enough.

    The only time I have problems is when I hear the harddrive grinding away, swapping. Even then I'm running something heavy duty in addition to KDE, something that can take up most of my memory alone. sa

  250. Dammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Jeez.

    Building a computer from parts might be easy for you, but that does not make it "easy". Most people can't handle it. They want to buy a computer and take it out of the box and plug it in and turn it on. This goes for PCs or Macs.

    Have you used a Mac that was manufactured in the past half decade? You can use any USB mouse with them, including your seven-buttons-with-scroll-wheel optical mouse. They use PCI, AGP, ATA, and USB for expansion. They have a "taskbar", it's called the Dock.

    Windows's popularity is entirely attributable to Worse is Better. eg

  251. Boring ... ZZZzzzzzz..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    When are the goddamn SexBots going to be released?! My lifeless real doll ain't cutting it! bvm

  252. naming convention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Doesn't this violate the naming convention of using Roman god names for planets and then appropriate names for the moons. For example, Diemos and Phobos were children of Mars, Jupiter is surrounded by moons named for his lovers. Should this planet follow a similar convention and stick with a Roman god or goddess? Perhaps Proserpina, because she's close to Pluto (although really that would be an appropriate name for a moon if Pluto can grab a second one). Perhaps Janus, as god of doorways and bounderies would be appropriate to mark this orbit as the boundary of our solar system. wtv

  253. I wish NASA was better at PR.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    First off, I was really pissed off at NASA and the media outlets for the scant coverage of the mission results concerning water on mars. All we got was a 4 minute introduction and one panelist into the release and it was back to the CNN/FOX 30 minute cycle of endless Pro-Bush news bits and Iraq coverage. Luckily, I have the NASA TV channel on satellite, so I was able to flip over -- but for the >95% of americans without NASA tv, they missed out on an hour's worth of enlightening details of Mars, straight from scientists and not tabloid writers with no understanding of science.

    Now, this release isn't even going to be televised. The only initial outlet is a conference call for reporters only.

    I'm ashamed of NASA and I am ashamed of our media coverage of science. When I was a kid, every space shuttle launch was televised. Taking 10-30 minutes of time out of my day to watch the occasional launch helped inspire me to think above the quagmire I was born into, to know there was something greater. Kids today get MTV and 24 hour news spin channels in 30 minute loops.

    But hey, at least they get a nice, fast Internet and ~225 national channels of garbage via satellite. kxf

  254. Trend? by HangingChad · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Makes me wonder if Linux is going to stratify into corporate and home user flavors? SUSE and RedHat for the office. And the raft of others for home users.

    I don't think it's bad either way, just curious as to how it's going to shake out. Any Linux usage is good in my book. More apps available is very good. More alternatives to the bloated wares of Castle Redmondore, priceless.

    --
    That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
  255. Abuse of Power Comes as no Surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    unfortunately, this is nothing new.

    CBS su

  256. Many Other Riscs for Website Owners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I have never got a request from a hardware manufacturer to beautify anything related to them at TuxMobil - GNAA/Linux On Mobile Computers [tuxmobil.org]. Actually laptop manufacturers do not seem to care about GNAA/Linux users [tuxmobil.org]. But there are other caveats. As discussed at SlashDot I had severe trademark trouble with the former project name MobiliX [tuxmobil.org]. There are other legal issues, which may occure in an instant. For example if some lawyer accuses a website owner not to obey certain legal requirements. At least in some countries (e.g. Germany) a dedicated law for internet content exists. bq

  257. How about a program that "helps" hardware vendors by Featureless · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...release specs and/or open-source device drivers, and become "Linux compliant"?

    I guess if the big companies want to lend a hand, that'd be my suggestion.

    Let's be serious, drivers are one of the biggest issues, crossing all of the common uses of Linux. Why are we, in 2004, still stuck in the 1994 mentality, still begging most hardware manufacturers for specs and open drivers, and still reverse-engineering? I mean, it's probably fair to say Linux is over the hump in terms of name recognition at this point.

    Sure, it's a lot better than it was, but our mindshare in the PC hardware world is abyssmal compared to what it should be. Even hardware vendors that "support" us still often do so with binary drivers; often shitty, scary ones that never get rev'd.

    Can the myth that closed-source drivers, or secret specs, are somehow good for a hardware business still be thriving in 2004? Is it really that much more important than the sales you miss out on when your competitors embrace Linux before you do?

  258. Finally a Novel Topic on Slashdot by Jungle+guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Some might not have noticed, but it seems to be the first topic with the "N" logo from Novell. I don't like the company in particular, but you to admit that Novell is betting high on Linux and open source - although they are not abandoning their closed source software like Zenworks, a strategye they call "shared source".

    1. Re:Finally a Novel Topic on Slashdot by i2878 · · Score: 1
      yes, yes, yes. I DO like the company in particular, and am glad to see Novell get the /. recognition it deserves.

      --
      legal. fun. profitable. pick two.
    2. Re:Finally a Novel Topic on Slashdot by balster+neb · · Score: 1

      although they are not abandoning their closed source software like Zenworks, a strategye they call "shared source".

      I believe the term Novell uses is "mixed source". They work on open source as well as proprietary.

      "Shared source" is a term from Microsoft. They have a "shared source" licensing program under which certain people can see the source code of some of their programs under certain restrictions.

    3. Re:Finally a Novel Topic on Slashdot by Jungle+guy · · Score: 1
      Your are absolutely right, my mistake. The Novell marketing term is "mixed source". The business strategy seems doable to me, let's see if it pays off.

      IBM has a similar strategy, but with a difference: their revenues come not only from selling proprietary software that runs on Linux, but also from support and service contracts.

  259. Control set = training set? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    The filter was tested on 6597 messages. So how many messages was it trained on? I sure hope it's not the same 6597 messages, because in that case any accuracy number is meaningless.

    /A

    gqx
  260. Time wasted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    People have been doing research for thousands of years, and most of the research have led to woudnerful discoveries, but.. to be honest, I cant see that this discovery can leed to any major breakthoughs. Not even minor ones. sff

  261. Gravitational perpetuum mobile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Just examine the effect and move it to macro scale, i.e. you drag lighter-than-air baloons down, pick them and release them up in normal conditions, creating energy (i.e. lifting small amounts of water up and releasing it onto a turbine). Free Energy! Of course there ain't no free lunch, but in this case it comes at cost of earth's rotation momentum, after several megawatts of energy produced our day will be some fraction of second longer. kvz

  262. Hot CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    will they also label the CD-R as hot as they do with coffe cups in America? go

  263. Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    Creating an entire PC just to show a picture?

    I agree, but you're missing most of the point- it's not the hardware, it's the concept; low-tech is best.

    • framing a picture means it was good enough to warrant said treatment. The whole point of putting up a picture frame is lost if all you show are crap photos of your dog or whatnot. Further, if I have a great photo, I want it to always be there, or at least be instantly accessible. No easy way to do that here...
    • the LCD panel won't last very long being on all day, every day; the backlights are rated for a few thousand hours tops.
    • they're horrible for viewing at anything other than dead-on; gamma and contrast change drastically from side to side or above/below
    • they need a power cord, which is fugly
    • they have vastly inferior resolution; high-resolution LCD panels aren't available anywhere except in laptops. A standard print from even, say, Walmart's digital photo lab machine...is at least 300dpi, more like 600dpi.
    • Archival photo paper, with UV-blocking glass, mounted with acid-free materials, will last decades. This toy will last about 2-3 years if it's lucky. Maybe 5.
    • at the temperatures involved (the mini-itx site lists a figure around 44C) none of the components will last very long. Hard drives especially don't like heat...
    jz
  264. sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I just really hate academics. xe

  265. Using wget as an example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    It seems like a bad example to me since wget already has a lot of retrying build in. lp

  266. What Microsoft would like to happen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    WMA becomes widely installed, and is the default.

    People start recording their music as WMA.
    Companies sell in WMA (for the wide user base).
    Stations start broadcasting in WMA (ditto).
    People buy WMA devices.
    People are locked into WMA forever now their media is all in WMA form and they own WMA devices.
    WMA works best in Windows (and DRM WMA only works in Windows), and is a barrier to changing platforms.

    Profit. Monopoly extended and locked in, and entrenched in a totally new area. Desktop monopoly (and all the other monopolies that perpetuate it and are perpetuated by it) made more secure.

    THIS is why a bit of user convenience has to be sacrificed. Made media player (and all the other integrated stuff) come uninstalled on a second CD so that at least the user has to think if they want to use it.

    Otherwise they will expand their monopoly one niche at a time - desktop, office, server, media, handhelds, music players, gaming consoles, televisions, cars, watches, the whole world... untill it is too late to back out. uug

  267. Been there, done that...sort of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    The article states that Starbucks is working in conjunction with Hear Music. I know that in Chicago, there is (or was, havent been there in awhile) a Starbucks that had a Hear Music CD store next door. The two stores were connected, and you could bring your coffee in with you while you browsed for CDs and listened to music at the listening stations. Sounds like this is just a natural extension of that. And I think its a great idea. I'm not too optomistic about getting one in Pittsburgh, however, where the only common record store chain (NRM) is long since gone and bankrupt and a Virgin Megastore or even a Tower Records has never touched the shores of the Mon River. But I digress. wgi

  268. The Inevitable Silmarillion Comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I think Mel Gibson ought to direct a musical of "The Silmarillion" done entirely in Elvish. Estimated running time: 13 hours!

    That ought to cure the general public of their love for Tolkien's material in a big hurry! tf

  269. Speed is by no means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    The benchmark is of a TM5600 Crusoe against a VIA. I can tell you that the TM5800 933 MHz is faster than the Via at 1GHz and the Efficeon is even faster than that.
    Maybe Transmeta used to be a little slower, but not anymore. The Efficeon can keep up with the Pentium M
    and the new 90nm Efficeons will be even faster with higher clock speeds. xk

  270. Best number in the show is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    ...when the Fellowship sings "The Hills are Alive..." on the slopes of Carhadras? bk

  271. Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I was going to send the webmaster an email saying that the hotmail/msn services were down, but I couldn't get into my hotmail to send it. What do people do in these kinds of situations? gl

  272. Um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    We've had them for many years. It's called NiTiNOL. Nitinol is a metal alloy that, when used in wires, constricts when current is passed through it (heating phase) and stretches when it is idle (cooling phase). This is also the same material that those bend-proof wire glasses frames are made of. See http://www.dynalloy.com/AboutNitinol.html for just one manufacturer's info page. ka

  273. "If he committed no crime in his home country" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    So how is an Australian held subject to U.S. law.. AFAIK... he doesn't have the right to vote in U.S. elections. So we would be holding him subject to laws in a country in which he has no representation.

    This just underscores my prediction on how the internet will eventually lead to world government. ey

  274. Han When? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1


    Han-Wen says: In my opinion, any file format that claims to be universal should have two properties: it should have an expressive structure, so other formats can be expressed in it, and it should be as lean as possible, so that converting from other formats amounts to removing information.


    I assume this guy didnt design GIF or PNG then (might have designed JPEG) .. I hope he never designs a text file format!
    co

  275. sound studio! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I've always looked for the perfect place to build an audio production studio. It would need to be stylish.. and well isolated.. I guess you could play with plutonium-powered speakers in this place, without getting complaints from your neighbours. bo

  276. Why wouldn't I want windows to play back videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    since they compete with similar products on the market

    .

    No, since they do not use some form of lock-in mechanism to prevent the users for using other products.

    jm
  277. It's got the concept backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I did. Endlessly is good. The network overhead is negligible.

    Check once every 1,2,4,8,16,32,64,whatever,mins *all the time anyway* whether it fails or succeeds and you *absolutely don't* want to have to explicitly tell 1000 machines to start again.

    You simply generalise the update process, get rid of the special cases. In the case of patches, you know you're going to have to distribute them out to clients at some point anyway so have all the clients check once a day, every day. If the distribution server is down for a couple of days it's pretty much irrelevant.

    My error detection code is trivial the network traffic is negligible unless the job's actually being done and I still haven't been given a good case for ftsh. I have a good case for a better randomising algorithm within a shell and a decent distributed cron (which is simple BTW), but not for a specifically fault tolerant shell.

    You've got to stop thinking of these things as individual systems. The network is the machine.

    ob

  278. As I watcch this video... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I am reminded I am only 20 (and in the US), but that Guinness looks so good. I'm also in Massachusetts which appears to have the worst alcohol laws of any state I've been in.
    People here are shocked when I talk about liquor sold in gas stations! (I'm from Maine, founder of prohibition in the US) yc

  279. Getting errors from site - here's the full text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Sharp Shows Slim, Trim Notebook

    New Actius MM20 is first to feature Transmeta's new Efficeon chip.

    Tom Krazit, IDG News Service
    Monday, March 15, 2004

    The first notebook available in the United States with Transmeta's new Efficeon processor will be announced by Sharp Systems of America on Monday.

    The new Actius MM20 is an improved version of the MM10, says Terry Hanly, product marketing manager for Sharp Systems, a division of Sharp Electronics.

    Advertisement

    The MM10 used Transmeta's older Crusoe processor, which was praised for its miserly power consumption but panned for its performance.

    The new Efficeon TM8600 is designed to improve performance while maintaining the low power consumption required by ultraportable notebooks--such as the 2-pound MM20. Sharp's tests showed that Efficeon delivers about 1.4 times the performance of Crusoe, Hanly says.

    Sharp also improved performance in the MM20 by adding PC2100 (266-MHz) DDR SDRAM. The notebook now comes with 512MB of memory, up from 256MB in the older MM10.

    The notebook's standard battery will last three hours under normal conditions. An extended battery will add six more hours of computing time and 0.6 pounds, Hanly says.

    Portable PC

    A base configuration of the notebook includes the 1-GHz Efficeon processor, 512MB of memory, a 20GB hard drive, and a 10.4-inch display for an estimated starting price of $1499. Sharp will take preorders for the notebook as of Monday, and it will ship in April.

    The MM20 is designed as a second notebook for corporate executives or frequent business travelers that prefer something lightweight when traveling, Hanly says.

    Sharp will include a base station and cable with the MM20 that allows users to connect the notebook to their regular PC through a USB port and use the notebook as an external hard drive.

    Specially configured software from Iomega allows users to make changes to documents on their regular PC that will be automatically synchronized with the MM20. Conversely, if a user makes changes to a document on the road, the updated version of that document will automatically replace the older version on the regular PC when the units are connected, Hanly says.

    A version of this notebook has been available in Japan, Hanly says. She does not know if a version will ship in Europe. kw

  280. I know you need to be paid for your time, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    There's this tale (many adapations exist I'm sure):

    * There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired.

    Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multi-million dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine fixed, but to no avail. In desperation, they called on the retired engineer who had solved so many of their problems in the past. The engineer reluctantly took the challenge.

    He spent a day studying the huge machine. At the end of the day, he marked a small "x" in chalk on a particular component of the machine and proudly stated, "This is where your problem is".

    The part was replaced and the machine worked perfectly again. The company received a bill for $50,000 from the engineer for his service. They demanded an itemized accounting of his charges.

    The engineer responded briefly:

    One chalk mark: $1
    Knowing where to put it: $49,999

    It was paid in full and the engineer retired again in peace. vp

  281. Burnt Starbucks coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I think the reason for the music tie-in is that there's more and more competition for the coffee-drinker's dollar and they need to come up with new ways to stand out. Within two blocks of my apartment, there's a Starbucks, a Seattle's best, and two local coffee houses. 10 minute's walk up the street, there a cluster of about 6 more coffee places, including 2 Starbucks at the same intersection.

    But between the insane cost and the burnt flavour of their coffee, I never go to Starbucks and the ability to put together a CD isn't going to entice me.
    soj

  282. i was talking to MS customer support when by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Lets get this stright. You -brought- windows XP.

    No, he bought Windows XP.

    dp
  283. Because all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I.T. departments want to support 2 notebooks for every executive user, this is a bad marketing ploy at best. Transmeta makes a nice chip, Sharp marketing clearly doesn't know what to do with it. xex

  284. stinks of hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    Advocates of free software claim to be advocates of freedom.

    Yes, the freedom to choose what software is most suitable for the job it needs to do and maintaining that choice. If it's a commercial piece of software or even an MS package, so be it as long as the end-user had chosen to use it.

    If this were the case, they would only attack Microsoft on those terms.

    Oh, so we have no right to attack Microsoft on issues of security, instability and price then?

    The WMP is not a freedom issue.

    It's a transport for DRM which means you get to do less with the stuff you rightfully own than you did before. It also means you get to pay an MS "tax" to keep using your stuff. Of course it's about freedom.

    If a customer doesn't like Windows prepackaged with WMP, there's nothing stopping that person from acquiring another OS.

    What about somebody that uses Windows but doesn't like WMP? Are you saying that not liking a single package on an OS justifies reformatting your hard disk and putting a new OS on? What about simply having the choice of slotting in the player you want to use without the fact the concern that WMP is still installed somewhere doing its stuff in the background? If WMP is not that easy to remove then just what is it doing in the background then?

    I see no hypocrisy here... gl

  285. The American Empire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    This really depends on whether you live in a country which is a client state of the American Empire or not. Doesn't it.

    tc

  286. Dupe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    How is this a dupe? This article says that the commission is going to impose sancations. The one you referenced said they might impose sancations.

    I would call this new news. Your post is informative? Please. uv

  287. I'll gladly port apps to linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I won't charge as much as them either.

    Time for welfare, or maybe robbing a gas station... should pay about the same as a programming job. If I get put in prison I get the bonus of being able to eat 3 meals a day!

  288. visit to the bank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    We could recreate scene's from Half-Life within the silo complex. I want to be Gordon!

    I can see it know...(cheesy guy looking up as the camera blurs/wave effect)

    "Nothing you need to worry about, Gordon. Go ahead."

    "I have just been informed that the sample is ready, Gordon. It should be coming up to you any moment now. Look to the delivery system for your specimen."

    "Standard insertion for a nonstandard specimen. Go ahead, Gordon. Slot the carrier into the analysis port."

    "Gordon! Get away from the beams!"

    Oh the fun we could have....:-)

    nio

  289. Huh? I thought Transmeta processors are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    supposed to be cool. If you want warmth buy Intel, and if you want to get hot go for a 12" PowerBook jkk

  290. No wonder everyone's getting outsourced! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    Mozilla renders more accurately and has better features than IE, but runs slower...

    MOZILLA IS NOT SLOWER THAN IE!!!

    Mozilla startup takes more time than IE, IF and only if you don't consider the time it takes to start IE at system startup. Other than that, Mozilla, and Firefox especially, literally kick the pants off of IE. There was a wonderful page I found that simply drew images and removed them repeatedly that demonstrated this, IIRC IE took about 10 times as long as Mozilla.

    sm
  291. XML'eske = Bloat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Mod me down all you wish, however this is yet another case where we can see that XML is simply equivilent to bloat. We waste bytes storing useless tags, rather than develop a robust binary format which will be quicker to transfer, and allow more storage. Another great example of this is SVG, graphic files were never meant to be human readable - so why bother promoting a format that encourages this. dt

  292. naming convention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Doesn't this violate the naming convention of using Roman god names for planets and then appropriate names for the moons. For example, Diemos and Phobos were children of Mars, Jupiter is surrounded by moons named for his lovers. Should this planet follow a similar convention and stick with a Roman god or goddess? Perhaps Proserpina, because she's close to Pluto (although really that would be an appropriate name for a moon if Pluto can grab a second one). Perhaps Janus, as god of doorways and bounderies would be appropriate to mark this orbit as the boundary of our solar system. gjb

  293. I wonder what is so important.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    It's a standard rule of Public Relations. Never announce anything between Friday at 4pm till Monday at 8am.

    Unless, of course, it's something you have to announce for some reason but don't want most people to hear. Then late Friday afternoon is the perfect time to announce it. Politicians do this a lot. It would probably be quite instructive to review Friday late-afternoon press releases from the White House, for the last two or three decades. nb

  294. bingo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    i think they do quite a bit in the hope of luring customers and getting them to linger to maybe buy a second round or other stuff. they play music, provide tables outside, sell newspapers, easy bwireless access.... i'm not that wild about their coffee buy will pay extra not to be told to leave right away.:)

    also i suspect starbucks feels pressure to continually reinvent itself rather be perceived as yesterday's coffee news. notice how mcdonalds introduces new items of dubious value to get some buzz and quietly drops them later. (or such is my impression, i don't eat there anymore.)

    now if only starbucks could make coffee that didn't taste burnt. i like underdogs, good luck peet's. we have an indy coffee place nearby that has *couches* and wireless..... i doubt the chains will go this far, that's just a bit too inviting. iy

  295. Combating SPAM is easy, if you have the technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I don't get SPAM. I don't have SPAM filters. How is this possible? Simple. I create a different e-mail address for any new untrusted entity that I have to provide one for. In the beginning I took advantage of being able to alias all e-mail for non-existent mailboxes (basically, *) at my domain to my primary account. It seemed to me an obvious and simple approach. Whenever I needed to provide an e-mail address, I just made one up, and it was forwarded to my regular Inbox. In my opinion, at that time my ISP was more "sophisticated" than most. Since then I have moved to hosting all of my domains on my own co-located server which runs Exchange 2000, thus complicating things. Now I have to actually add any new aliases that I want to use into my user account. I know of at least one product out there that can handle non-existent addresses and forward them to a specific account, but it is rather expensive for a feature that should have been built-in from the beginning (althought I'm not aware if the new Exchange can do this out of the box). Not to mention that someone with the proper knowledge and skills could make a similar add-on in relatively short order, but who ever has the time? The point is that you have to consider when and where you give your e-mail address out, and the possible consequences therein. It's not altogether different from giving out your phone number (especially if you are unlisted) or even your SSN. sct

  296. Must Be Told by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Yes, it does.
    Now go back to cowering you insensitive clod! wn

  297. Lilypond is *not* difficult to use. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    At least not in my opinion. The syntax is very simple, and while there is a learning curve in getting started, once you know the basics it's a breeze. Music notation is a relatively sparse system, with a small number of things to worry about. You've got clefs, staves, notes, rests, signatures, accents, performance diacritics, ornamets, and various methods of specifying length and grouping.

    I think the people who will most benefit from a tool like this are performers and composers in the academic vein. Someone who's studied theory much isn't going to look at .ly source and freak -- they've already spent years learning how to describe music in an abstract form. After doing Figured bass analysis on chord progressions and learning how to cut up a piece into it's atomic parts, something like this will probably make more sense than any other solution out there. On the other hand, if someone is just looking for a program that they can play music into from a keyboard, or punch a few notes into without having to know much about how notation is structured, then of course Lilypond isn't the program for them. Maybe some of you are getting 'ease' confused with 'instant gratification'. The only easy thing about Finale in my mind is that you can start the new score wizard set to 'Piano' and enter in notes within seconds. I won't deny this is an attractive feature. Any point past that though, and you have to learn the program and all it's quirks(and believe me if you're uninitiated, there are a few billion of them). Once you go beyond the first steps, the balance shifts considerably. Where Finale fails is in the ease of getting right all the minor details of a complex score, wheras Lilypond is remarkably consistent and structured.

    And since the input language to Lily is open, non proprietary plain Ascii, I imagine usable graphical frontends will become available for those who are vehemently opposed to having to write out scores in a description language. Much like there are tools like Dreamweaver for HTML. But I think if I showed Lily in it's raw form to my old Theory and Orchestration teacher from my undergrad years, he'd fall right in love. lt

  298. Bayesian Unsupervised Learning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    FYI, modern MRI scanners use bayesian noise reduction during image processing. I used to work in a MRI research laboratory, and our director had pioneered the application of Bayesian noise-filtering algorithms in post-processing of image data.

    Oddly enough, our director of research was notoriously difficult person to schedule a meeting with. Makes me wonder about 'unsupervised learning'... npi

  299. What about Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Why doesn't Apple get any heat for including iTunes, iMovie, iDVD, QuickTime, Safari, etc?

    (Just wondering other ppl thoughts, plz don't flame me...:) pus

  300. How long until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    ...they're putting them into condoms to build up a database for "virtual sex"? ryz

  301. That explains it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I was getting a "Service Unavailable" but couldn't figure out if it was my flaky connection or Microsoft's flaky software. Guess now I know. ld

  302. Yes but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Which is why it will work. Know your demographic. If you're silly enough to pay too much for bad coffee, you'll more than likely pay too much for bad music.... has

  303. Long-term investing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    But of course if a drug company spends 7 years developing a drug and starts trying to recoup some of that cost over the next few years everyone will forget the R&D and point out how the drug costs nothing to make and so the company is ripping everyone off. When I worked at a pharmaceutical company there were cases when it took so long to develop a drug that it wasn't worth bringing it to market because the patent would almost have expired by time it was ready for release. (The patent needs to be filed right at the beginning of the testing process.) lr

  304. Hey... you GNAA/Linux geeks get all the cool toyz! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Why can't I get this to run on my WXP machine? I have XP Pro installed....
    You linux geeks get all the good toyz!!
    Darn you, Darn you to Redmond!

    What do I get?

    Well.. I guess I do get all the neat patches. zkp

  305. AMERICANS! Get your act together! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    The article states that the Australian authorities are unable to charge him, indicating that he has done nothing illegal in his country of residence and the country where the act was carried out (Australian server,.au domain). Many Americans have "broken Norwegian law", by allowing Norwegians to download hardcore porn from American servers. Should they all be extradited? Your country and laws are not above anybody elses. The fact that some of you clearly think so sickens and frightens me. If we are to go by the logic put forth by some of you, we should all be extradited to China (if not North Korea)... Sure you want that? tth

  306. For a project that gets no press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Dragonfly BSD seems to be chugging along quite nicely.

    The further away they get from their 4.x FreeBSD roots, though, the more I wish they'd release an ISO. Particularly since the last ISOs for the 4 series of FreeBSD are probably going to be totally gone in a few months. tr

  307. BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY! YOU WILL EMBRACE MYSQL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Yep, I was shocked when I first played with MySql, having heard such good things about it, and discovered how many features it lacked that I consider essential to a serious database.

    I have since got over my shock and realised that MySql is really good for what it is, but is really a different kind of beast to Oracle, MSSql etc.

    Dan.
    kxl

  308. this actually is bad if not specified correctly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I think its great that Microsoft includes basic functionality like a media player, word processor, calculator, internet browser, etc.

    I hope that we all realize that the PROBLEM lies in preventing the uninstallation of said items without "crippling" the OS.

    I think MS should be allowed to include whatever they want, as long as the no-install/uninstall option is there and its real (as in really uninstalls the files, not just "hiding" them).

    Why can't Microsoft see how easy it would be to fix this? But then again, that sort of tunnel vision is what has gotten them into the hot water they are in. cph

  309. WTF!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    What information is being withheld that makes non-dealer repair impossible?

    The issue is that ODBII is a pathetic subset of the real information avaible. In some cases it's useless (diagnosing climate controls, etc), in other cases it just a LOT less information than the dealer-specfic compter would provide.

    Obviously not having it doesn't make non-dealer repair impossible, but it does make it a lot harder. If you knew nothing about cars you could just replace parts until you find the right thing but it this the right way to do it?

    The point here is that independent shops are being put at a severe disadvantage by being provided only a minimal subset of the availible data. md

  310. Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
  311. What, no more Roman gods? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    They might have chosen the name Sedna because the object is in the Kuiper Belt. If I recall correctly, the naming convention for Kuiper Belt Objects is that of creation deities. Sedna is the most important deity to the Inuit and plays a vital role in one creation tale, what with her parents chopping off her fingers and those fingers turning into various aquatic animals. wc

  312. "set -e" will go a long way to helping you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    The article says:

    #!/bin/sh

    cd/work/foo
    rm -rf bar
    cp -r/fresh/data .

    Suppose that the/work filesystem is temporarily unavailable, perhaps due to an NFS failure. The cd command will fail and print a message on the console. The shell will ignore this error result -- it is primarily designed as a user interface tool -- and proceed to execute the rm and cp in the directory it happened to be before.

    That shell script can be improved a lot by using " set -e " to exit on failure, as follows:
    #!/bin/sh

    set -e # exit on failure

    cd/work/foo
    rm -rf bar
    cp -r/fresh/data .


    This means that, if any command in the script fails, the script will exit immediately, instead of carrying on blindly.

    The script's exit status will be non-zero, indicating failure. If it was called by another script, and that had "set -e", then that too will exit immediately. This is a little bit like exceptions in some other languages.


    ifq
  313. The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    The real problem is not so much that the Yukon date has slipped, it's that Whidbey (The next version of Visual Studio.NET and the.NET framework) is slipping with it. For who knows what reason, Microsoft decided that these products must be released together. While Yukon promises some very nice features, most people would much rather have Whidbey released now and live with SQL 2000 for awhile longer.

    To top it off, MS is not even going to be releasing any service packs for Visual Studio in the meantime. There are some rather serious issues with the current version of Visual Studio that can only be fixed by calling MS for specific hotfixes. Needless to say, much of the MS developer community is up in arms. ei

  314. More help for cross-platform developer tools by Hutchizon · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see more heavy-hitter funding and support for tools for writing cross-platform applications like the mono project (http://www.mono-project.com/) and wxWidgets (http://www.wxwindows.org/.

  315. Anyone know of any honest review sites? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    "Dans Data / will say something sucks when it does."

    Just had to buy some speakers for work, and there was only one site which ignored the manufacturers' claims of power rating, and talked instead about the wattage available from the power supply, the likely efficiency, and the ratings printed on the back of each driver. Most other sites seem to take specifications at face-value.

    In fact, Dans Data has been known to:
    (-) Tell you a speaker gives 20W output even when it's described as "250W total system power"
    (-) Actually test CPU heatsinks with a resistive heater
    (-) Relentlessly mock manufacturers who describe 10^9 bytes as a gigabyte
    (-) Take everything apart
    (-) Know enough about overclocking to laugh at people who do it badly
    (-) Pick-up digital camera manufacturers for lying in their "megapixel" ratings (I think some of them count each colour in a pixel as a separate pixel?)
    (-) Write reviews in valid HTML that are all on one page, and use the full width of your browser window without Flash animations
    (-) Test PC power supplies under load, and compare it with manufacturer specifications
    (-) Get out the multimeter for pretty much everything, from LED flashlights to power supplies and batteries

    And of course, the famous:
    (-) debunking a load of wacko free-energy products and "this'll make your toaster healthier" new-age power connectors.

    As Dan would say, "reccommended."
    kl

  316. Windows required for cd to play by tripie · · Score: 0

    Soon the back of all cd's will say Windows 2006 or higher is required to play this cd,, Linux and Mac people are not allowed to play cds on their computer.

  317. Ahh, now I need a credit card... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    to charge my lowfat half-caf triple venti latte and a settecento CD (pronounced "chi dee") for $30.

    It's a grande scheme to make CD pricing look reasonable. xdj

  318. Back to grade school for retraining... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    There is a simple way to decide if something is a moon or double planet. Look where the two focal points for the elipses that describe their orbits are.

    If both focal points for the orbit are contained within the volume of one body, or if one focal point is contained within the volume of one body and the other focal point outside of both bodies, then the smaller object is a moon of the larger.

    If both focal points are outside the volume of both bodies, or if one focal point is within the volume of one body and the other focal point within the other body, then the pair of objects should be considered a double planet.

    So Pluto/Charon, following this reasoning, should be considered a double planet. uww

  319. lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    This is just how European countries practice protectionism without technically violating world trade rulings. How come they've never done anything about the diamond cartel even though people are actually dying over that?? At a time when GNAA/Linux is doing just fine on its own I can't see why we need this over the top MS conspiracy nonsense. kgo

  320. My question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Don't you think that some of today's Internet laws are suspiciously reminiscent of the laws the Nazis used to have? What? What did I say? Why are you looking at me like that? vl

  321. Quite the fix up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    There's one in Denver for only $1,450,000.

    Here's [missilebases.com] what looks to be a realtor specializing in old silos. Quite a collection for the truly paranoid! mqv

  322. The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    But I thought they were the spammers. yir

  323. They are not now, nor will ever be incompatible. by khasim · · Score: 1

    "I love the fact that Linux has the flexibility of having multiple flavors but I really think that making the flavors incompatible is a roadblock for wide acceptance."

    Check out the GPL.

    While there are MINOR differences in the DEFAULT installations of the various distributions, there is NOTHING that makes them "incompatible" with each other.

    Sure, one might (by default) install ext2, another ext3, another ReiserFS, but that doesn't mean that you can't run all of the above on any distribution.

    It might take a kernel recompile in the worst cases.

    For all the hype and claims about Linux "incompatibilities", I have yet to see any package that was not installable on any other distribution. Nor do I believe that there ever will be one.

  324. He also sold... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Did anyone look at the auctions he's had before?

    Jack Hammer of some sort... $360
    Camera Flash... $12.50
    Camera Bag.. $14.95

    "Oh..Yah..I have a giant nuclear testing facility too...Four Million Dollars..."

    ja

  325. Think it through. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

    A lot. For the most part Windows has been more consistent through various versions. Most of 95 would run on 98, and in fact a LOT will even run on all versions. There are huge exceptions, but these are with apps being produced by componies that want you to buy the latest version, and so the fault lies as much with them as it does with Microsoft.

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  326. Not easy to port from Microsoft to KDE librairies by effco · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here is a replied I received from the UltraEdit peoples :

    Hello Frederic,

    Thanks for your message and suggestion. Ian has looked into this and
    other tools. The biggest barrier here is that much of UltraEdit's
    code is based on MFC (Microsoft Foundation Classes). Because of this
    porting UltraEdit to Linux is not a minor undertaking as functions
    using MFC would have to be completely rewritten from scratch.

    Thanks, Troy

    Thursday, September 16, 2004, 5:28:25 AM, you wrote:

    fcsb> Hello,
    fcsb> is there any plan to port UltraEdit to Linux ?
    fcsb> If so, you could for example use the Qt C++ framework
    fcsb> from Trolltech (http://www.trolltech.com/) to speed up the
    fcsb> process
    fcsb> so that UltraEdit would available under KDE
    fcsb> (www.kde.org), the Linux's most used desktop system.
    fcsb> There is plenty of Linux text editor but none of them has
    fcsb> ever reached the level of quality of UltraEdit,
    fcsb> so I really think you could gaim some market shares up there too !
    fcsb> sheers,
    fcsb> Frederic

  327. Why? by Jodka · · Score: 0

    This is nice of Novell but I don't understand how they profit from this.

    Suse users benefit because they have a larger menu of applications from which to choose. Suse benefits because they will be able to attract users who depend on some of these applications which will be ported. Application vendors will benefit because it makes their product available to Suse Linux users. But Novell? What's in it form them?

    --
    Ceci n'est pas une signature.
    1. Re:Why? by PinkX · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hmmm perhaps because Novell _OWNS_ SUSE now?

      Regards,

    2. Re:Why? by gnuLNX · · Score: 1

      Suse = NOVEL

      --
      what?
  328. Correction! Barcelona is not in Spain. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Barcelona is the capital of Catalonia, which is a country MILITARLY OCCUPIED by Spain and France since the 11th of September 1714, in a battle for freedom with many more deaths that the NYC 11-S. England's (and history's) most shameful treason let the freedom defenders of Barcelona get defeated by the Castillian-Spanish and French troops after a year-long daunting siege.

    England broke the pact with Catalonia for Gibraltar, Minorca and the monopoly on slaves.

    England, may the shame of treason stain the honour of your suns until the treason is repaired, as stated in the Pact signed by your Crown (We will defend Catalonia's freedom forever, the English said and signed).

    Now Spanish fascist nationalists start denying the truth, and English (and American too for the lineage of most of them) people continue ignoring your oaths.

    1. Re:Correction! Barcelona is not in Spain. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before the fascist Spanish nationalits start flaming, let me tell you that it's pointless as the British U.N. ambassador accepted these points when the Spanish asked for Gibraltar's return.

      The ambassador said "Gibraltar is the price for treason". English honour is cheap.

  329. Nothing new by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Interesting
    All OS vendors provide services like this (ie assistance getting your apps going on their offering). MS, IBM, HP,... all do. DEC and all it's long-dead cronies did too. So do middle-ware vendors like Oracle.

    This is particularly important for companies like Novell who are targeting corporate customers, most of whom run tailored software for their business purposes (as well as the office stuff for their admin, and other general purpose software).

    --
    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  330. Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
  331. I really miss.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    You also handle the point that allowing users to get into the inner workings of their cars is not inherently evil.
    I foresee some argument along the lines of "If we do this, <insert terrrorist/criminal organization here> will be able to soup-up the performance of their cars, and escape capture.
    People working on their cars at low level resembles people working on GNAA/Linux From Scratch, with the difference being that a core dump is only embarrassing, whereas an engine becoming several hundred flying sub-engines at the I95/I495 interchange, known with affection as 'the mixing bowl', could have substantial costs...
    I hope the safety gestapo doesn't win the argument.
    pp

  332. Hard drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    You should at least boot if from a Compact Flash card

    silent, no heat, droppable (kinda)

    I've got no references for GNAA/Linux but FreeBSD has a sectionin the Handbook [freebsd.org]

    And my fellow 9fan [google.com] Matthias showed me a handy reference guide [neon1.net] and bunch of scripts for the binaries you want. Well that's for non-X, my next stage of my project is trying to get my EPIA working in SVGA mode or, if I get a big enough CF card (I think a 256Mb should work and they are about $50 on ebay). I'm trying for an in car system. I already got it playing mp3s from the CD Rom 35 seconds from power.

    pp

  333. It can work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I could see this idea working in one of those indie coffee houses that play music that no one has heard of.

    You can hear some interesting music at a shop and be kinda forced to go around asking the people what the name of the song is etc... If they're playing all of their music on a database that people can buy burned cds from, it would take a lot of the hassle of having to search for it. It would be even better if they could put the CD-TEXT, ID3, whatever...so you know exactly what the songs are... cyp
  334. Not New. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    This [missilebases.com]is not exactly new [silohome.com]. Atlas and Titan silos have been up for auction/sale for many years. ykk

  335. It would... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    It would behoove many companies to invest more in R&D and less in padding executives pocketbooks with $100's. HP, for example, has gutted their engineering ranks while simultaneously buying jets for the higher-ups. Closer to my region of the country, Caterpillar has outsourced waves of R&D people...and their executives are getting ever-higher bonuses. cd

  336. fines not a problem for a monopoly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    What exactly is the purpose of a fine for a monopoly such as Microsoft? Does the EU think that the money is going to come out of the pay of top MS executives?
    Of course not. Any financial penalties will just be passed along to the customer, as usual, who in this case does not have a choice due to the monopoly situation.

    More interesting is what the EU will plan to do with the penalty money? Invest it in open source, require open file formats and standards? tg

  337. Comparisons with macs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Anyone know / care to comment how these chips compare with apples G3 and G4 laptops? I was under the impression that they were much less power hungry than intel and AMD's chips, which let them be lighter and have better battery life. zvi

  338. As I watcch this video... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I am reminded I am only 20 (and in the US), but that Guinness looks so good. I'm also in Massachusetts which appears to have the worst alcohol laws of any state I've been in.
    People here are shocked when I talk about liquor sold in gas stations! (I'm from Maine, founder of prohibition in the US) vu

  339. Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I agree. Web browsers were designed to be fault tolerant, and just look at all the horrendously broken crap that passes for HTML out there. Dangerous stuff. zo

  340. naming convention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Doesn't this violate the naming convention of using Roman god names for planets and then appropriate names for the moons. For example, Diemos and Phobos were children of Mars, Jupiter is surrounded by moons named for his lovers. Should this planet follow a similar convention and stick with a Roman god or goddess? Perhaps Proserpina, because she's close to Pluto (although really that would be an appropriate name for a moon if Pluto can grab a second one). Perhaps Janus, as god of doorways and bounderies would be appropriate to mark this orbit as the boundary of our solar system. eye

  341. Why wouldn't I want windows to play back videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    Why on earth wouldn't I want windows to play back videos fresh out of the box.

    I'm sure the average windows user wouldn't want to have to play around with selecting/installing video playback software when all they want to do is playback a clip they've downloaded.

    My poor Mum!!! vz

  342. Is there any hope? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    By the time your daughter grows up, do you think there will be any of our cherished freedoms on the Internet left, or will everything be wrapped in legalese and DRM? With the passage of laws from the DMCA to the PATRIOT act, I've been increasingly pessimistic about the US's ability to pass any sane legislation that interfaces with the Internet... yb

  343. Oh, yay. Finally we can get rid of all that gold. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    The flexible circuits, built by using gold springs...

    Wow. Just what we needed. Yet another use for Gold. You know, it being so damn plentiful and all. I was just saying to myself, as I threw away another gold can of soda, "I sure how they find a use for this stuff, because if not, Gold doesn't oxidize or break down very easily, and it will burst our landfills if we don't start a recycling program!" Maybe all those out-of-work gold miners can finally feel useful again, and not be he butt of environmentalist hate.

    Why don't they ever find a great new way to use garbage? qhh

  344. Extradition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    Their lawyers are using simple SCO tactics like "our IP is in their product" they can say it but it does not make it true.

    Those tactics are perfectly valid for defending someone in a criminal trial and a lawyer would be stupid not to do this.

    In criminal trials the burden of proof is entirely on the side of the prosecutor. If he doesn't like your defense he is free to submit proof to the contrary.

    Civil cases, however, both sides have the burdon of proof for the respective claims they make. A lawyer using these tactics in a civil case doesn't gain anything since it is himself who has to provide proof.

    The fact that SCO uses these tactics shows that they don't care about the actual outcome of the case (they know they'll lose) but rather want to work with the effects this has outside of the case (e.G. media attention to drive their stock price). rpe

  345. Whose laws govern the Internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Different countries/governments/political systems have different laws concerning freedom of expression, privacy, property rights, etc.

    How can it be possible to create one set of rules that can apply to all nations with regards to Internet access?

    elq
  346. True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    " So can't OEM people install real, etc before selling at the moment? Guess not."

    Of course they can do but why would they ? They can't buy a cheaper version of Windows without a media player so there's no point in them shopping around for a cheaper alternative.

    Stripping out Media Player from Windows will allow the OEM's to judge Media Player vs it's rivals on a fair footing, e.g. knowing the cost of each application.

    In theory anyway, I hope there is some provision that the two versions of windows will need to maintain some kind of sensible price differentiation. jl

  347. Microsoft quality. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1


    Microsoft is very good at maintining their own products and services. Imagine how well Hotmail and MSN have to be configured to be in proper working order to gain respectible uptimes.

    With that in mind, just remember: All those Windows boxes have to be restarted at some point. Hats off to MS for holding out as long as they did. ;-)

    (Flamewar disclaimer: It's a joke. Laugh.) hfp

  348. Whoa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dead English professors are spinning in their graves over this post. Where'd grammar the go?

  349. WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Some of you people just don't get it: DVD CSS has NOTHING to do with COPYING or the prevention thereof! You can make as many copies of a CSS'ed DVD as you want. CSS is all about who can play the DVD and where. ou

  350. Different threading model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    No this is to do with kernel threads. The userland threading is the same as in FreeBSD 4.x atm, AFAIK. The idea is to keep the model simple, unlike in FreeBSD 5.x where they are having trouble keeping it all sane with their fine-grained mutex model. Have a look at the dragonfly.kernel newsgroup, in nntp.dragonflybsd.org [dragonflybsd.org] for more details on the SMP model, Matt talks about it regularly earlier on. xfj

  351. This is news??? Who the fuck cares! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    "Why is slashdot determined to report every single trivial detail when it comes to Microsoft?"

    They're trying to prove to the world that Microsoft is incompetent and evil. Those of us that use Windows must all be real morons who don't know shit, so they're hoping that by pointing out that Steve Ballmer double-parked we'll finally "see the light!" It wouldn't bother me except that it is generally assumed that my choice to use Windows 2000 wasn't voluntary. Slashbots think that Microsoft's monopoly put a Windows box on my desk at both home and at work. Yeah, there might be some truth to it. But seriously, if Windows was the big lump of shit that the people stuck in the past imagine it to be, I wouldn't be able to do 3D rendering on it.

    I agree with you that the petty "anything that can be spun against Microsoft" campaign is childish and obnoxious, but in this case, it was nice to find out why Hotmail was down. It's also nice to know when the next big worm breaks. Slashdot's helped me stay protected for years now.
    I just hope one day Slashdot will take Microsoft a little more seriously instead of the righetous BS that I need to be running GNAA/Linux even though my work software isn't running on it.

    *sigh* This post isn't going to be visible for very long. Pity. At least it felt good to let it out. seo

  352. Saving ourselves from famine, disease, war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    why should we realistically expect an end to famine, disease, war? They've been with us throughout history. Man has always wished to eliminate these woes -- yes they keep getting worse and worse.

    This is an idiotic, self-perpetuating argument. Just because something is, and has been for a long time, does not mean it is an unchangeable truth.

    In this particular instance, consider this: the world is rapidly changing and is not the same as, say, during the Roman Empire, yet there is a lot of residual ideologies and beliefs left over from those times. They are not set in stone, however...do not mistake them for "human nature." There have been a lot of improvements to the world that should not be overlooked (civil rights movement, etc).

    There are some people who are interested in actualizing change in the world. Some have even written down their thoughts about it [amazon.com]. xvu

  353. Low priority? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Not sure about everyone else, but humans as a whole we have many more earth bound issues that require our attention. Famine, disease, and war are way more important, and require more of our attention. czm

  354. um.. great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    "Shakespeare can put all England on stage in Henry IV, I am confident that we can put on the whole of Middle Earth..."

    Oy veh...Note that putting the story of Henry IV on stage took Shakespeare two very long plays-- Henry IV parts one and two together are over seven hours, uncut. Even then, the scope of the plays is much smaller than the War of the Ring. Yes, the historical backdrop of Henry IV is a series of wars and rebellions that cover most of England as well as Brittany, but the realy story is much smaller. It's about the (contested) king, his son Hal, and a few other key court figures suh as Hotspur and Falstaff. The real plot is the search for honor by these characters, NOT the wars and the fate of the kingdom. Anyway, to cover the full scope of the war/political story, you have to include two more plays, Richard II and Henry V, which would bring the stage running time to over twelve hours.

    So Shakespeare did NOT put "all England" on stage in Henry IV...he was much too smart to try that. Pity the West End producers can't learn from the Bard.
    dvy

  355. The ACs are on fire! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Man! The [slashdot.org] ACs [slashdot.org] are [slashdot.org] on fire [slashdot.org] tonight, with 4 / 6 of the +5 scores! pl

  356. My solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    quickly turn the glass upside down over your mouth wkd

  357. Low priority? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    But how important will famine, disease, and war be when 90% of the population has been wiped out by a massive asteroid and the effects after the collision?

    War would still be a crucial issue. We cannot allow a mineshaft gap. ggf

  358. People don't get how thin these are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    At CES, they had one, and it was absolutely dwarfed by my Nokia 6360 phone. Take a look:
    http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=13578
    While the phone is a 'big' one the laptop was thinner, and it weighed nothing. Very cool.

    These ultra-light models don't click until you hold one, but when you do, you look at the standard ultra-lights and wonder how people use them.

    -Charlie vo

  359. Network Searching Programs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I have a question about the recent litigation by the RIAA against a handful of university students for running supposedly illegal P2P services. I'm a student at Rensselaer, so I'm more familiar with the service that was being run there, but as far as I figure it was the same deal at all the other universities as well. At RPI, the Phynd server searched all the computers that were sharing files on the network and indexed them so you could do a keyword search for files, similar to the way google works. From what I read of the case, the major point in the case was that the RIAA said that the service provided illegal access to copyrighted material because you could use the service to directly download material, via a hyperlink in the search results window; even though the service and the files were restricted only to students at Rensselaer. My question is how would their case have changed if all the service returned was just the address of the computer hosting the files? Thus after a person ran a search and decided on his own to manually type the address of the hosting computer to access it, would the owners of the phynd server have been held accountable since it would have been the miscosoft transfer protocols transfering the files. This seemed to be the big point in going after the students that it was their program that was directly facilitating the illegal downloads, and it seems like if the service merely indexed the files without providing direct access the case would have been significantly weakened. bz

  360. One of the few who get it apparently. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    This is indeed little more then the wrapper that you describe. Yet most seem to comment on its non-claimed properties of fixing the programmers errors. Wich it really really doesn't. In fact it is worse since this one would happily keep trying to execute a command like "rm -Rf / home/me/tmp".

    I have often had to write such wrappers myself. Sure even easier/better would have been if somebody added this to say BASH as an extension but perhaps that is not possible.

    How often have you needed to write horrible bash code just to pull data from an unreliable source and ended up either with a script that worked totally blind "command && command && command &&" wich never reported if it failed for days on end or ended up with several pages just to catch all the damn network errors that could occur.

    I will definitly be giving this little language a try in the near future. Just another tool for the smart sys-admin. (smart people write as little code as possible. Let others work for you) dn

  361. About clothing with this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    To all of those who responded with something about putting this technology in clothes: What is to stop this from happening now? for the most part clothing doesn't stretch as much as these wires do. The technology is here today for wiring up your clothes, just not for processing it in the fabric. Maybe before you think of wild uses for new technology, you should think about current ways that it could already be done. ib

  362. In other news.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    If one of them is turned on by your presence it's not just that you've had too much to drink!

    No. It's just that they've had too much to drink...

    Cheers,
    Ian js

  363. I guess that'll show em. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Hmm.. yeah, since a recent update I can no longer run a.out binaries from the 2.x era... but for as far as external packages and ports are concerned, thats about the first case where you can't get software for older releases to work with a current version using one of the compatxx packages.

    That said, some tools (esp those using kmem) should be kept in sync with the kernel, and when at it, why not just build a new userland, its easier then figuring out what you have to update.

    The concurrently developing BSD variatiens allow trying out a variety of low level solutions to problems while sharing a lot of their experiences.

    Such diversity doesn't really exist in GNAA/Linux despite its zillion distributions (which provide a lot of variation in user experience tho)

    mjn

  364. Lesser-known cases that have a big impact on law. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Mr. Godwin - Lots of/.ers follow the SCO case, followed the DeCSS, Napster, IP, CIPA, etc. What are some lesser known cases/laws that you forsee as having a large potential impact on 'cyberlaw' as we know it? hxl

  365. Precedent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    I'm not sure, but I don't think the US extradites US citizens to other countries.
    Well, that's what we have the Internet for, isn't it?

    Extracted from the US to:
    Ireland [archives.tcm.ie]

    Hong Kong [info.gov.hk]

    Yugoslavia [geocities.com]

    I am by no means an expert on this, these are just some google results. zr

  366. lawmakers break into computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    i think this is pretty interesting. It's similar to saying, "I didn't break in to that persons house to aquire their property, the door was wide open." Pardon my law knowledge.. terminology may be incorrect, but this is sort of like Breaking and Entering (plus theft) versus Trespassing (plus theft).

    Is there a difference between trespassing a "wide open" system which you aren't supposed to be in, and "cracking" ones way into a secured system which you aren't supposd to be in? mdi

  367. Extradition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    warezing is a crime in australia and many country's so this sounds supported there. The article says "Griffiths Australian lawyers are fighting the move, stating that he has never set foot in the United States and has committed no crime under Australian law" but to me thats lawyer defense standard sputtering as it IS illegal in australia.

    Their lawyers are using simple SCO tactics like "our IP is in their product" they can say it but it does not make it true.

    adult desktops & wallpapers [67.160.223.119] iuz

  368. The guy is right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I hate to say it, but websites do go down. It's regrettable, but the reasons people here dislike Microsoft are not because they have a website that happened to go down. Blame Microsoft for their real flaws.

    Heck, if the FOSS world was held accountable for, say, Sourceforge or Slashdot reliability, we'd all be in a world of hurt. vyu

  369. A similar Project using an old PowerBook Duo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    can be found here [applefritter.com]. kf

  370. Why wouldn't I want windows to play back videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    Why on earth wouldn't I want windows to play back videos fresh out of the box.

    I'm sure the average windows user wouldn't want to have to play around with selecting/installing video playback software when all they want to do is playback a clip they've downloaded.

    My poor Mum!!! act

  371. GNU General Public Licence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I have written some software and have decided to distribute it under the GNU General Public License. I then find out some established/incorporated company has modified the software without redistributing their modified version freely, that they are making a profit out of the modified undistributed version, or that they are redistributing the software without pointing out that what they are giving is not the original version of the software. What exactly are my rights? Is it worth taking the company to court, or is this too risky? To come to the point, is the GPL actually a licence which has some value in the courts of justice? bj

  372. Low priority? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    But how important will famine, disease, and war be when 90% of the population has been wiped out by a massive asteroid and the effects after the collision?

    When, or if? It's probably true that a major impact is a near certainty. But what's the time frame for that kind of certainty? 1000 years? 10,000 years?

    On the other hand, the probability for significant famine, disease, and war is 100%. That is, those things are all happening, right now. And it seems that there's a very strong chance that these problems will get worse in the near future.

    I don't know about you, but I'll take a 0.01% chance that an asteroid will land on my county over a 5% chance that SARS or HIV or some drug resistant bird flu will do me in prematurely. gxt

  373. A lot of astronomers don't want to count Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    So why should we start counting an even smaller "planet"? Pluto gets grandfathered in, and that's it. uzq

  374. login by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    "Password fairly correct. Root login granted."

    js

  375. mmmhmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Have you ever been in some sort of establishment and said to yourself. You know? This tune is quite catchy (pinky to mouth). It would be quite excellent if I could burn this piece of innovative harmony to CD. Wouldn't it Chompsky.. hUhUhU.

    Certainly sir. Would you have me ask the young lady what specific tune?

    Sure, be on with it.. CHOP CHOP Chompsky. Put them on my ipod.. (pinky to mouth). qbh

  376. i want one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I have a Crusoe based Fujitsu P2110 and it's
    been great.... fast enough to do video
    production even. But I carry it with me
    everywhere and it's starting to wear out.
    This looks like the perfect replacement!
    hu

  377. Questions about content by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    In a related question - do you think the Google cache is open to legal challenges the way it is currently implemented? tdz

  378. Considering I got this ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    ... trying to get to the Hotmail FAQ at 0125 on Sunday the 14th, I'm not at all convinced "all is well" (or ever was).

    Luckily I don't use Hotmail (or any other Microsoft product).

    bScreen = 'True'; var searchtextsize="21"; var bSkinny = (screen.width<=800); if (bScreen == 'True') searchtextsize=(bSkinny)? 19:25; var cu, cb, br, INI_Encoded, INI, H_APP, H_APP_Encoded, ITSFile, Filter, BrandID; var v1, v2, v3, v4, bShowSearch,t_contactus,Survey ; cu='http://www.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/dasp/ua_inf o.asp?pg=ar_eform&_lang=EN'; Survey=''; cb=''; INI_Encoded = 'MSN_Hotmail_PIMv9_FAQ.ini'; INI='MSN_Hotmail_PIMv9_FAQ.ini'; H_APP_Encoded = 'MSN+Hotmail'; H_APP = 'MSN Hotmail'; ITSFile = 'msn%5Fhotmail%5Fpimv9%5FFAQ%2Eits51'; Filter = ''; BrandID = ''; H_VER = '2.6'; bITFind = 'True'; t_contactus="Contact us" v1 = 'http://www.hotmail.msn.com'; v2 = '?&_lang=EN&country=US'; v3 = ''; v4 = 'DH_FREE'; var sTMT = 'MSN_Hotmail_PIMv9_FAQ'; ; bShowSearch = true; NoMax = '0'; var LEVELMAX = 10; var levelNodes = new Array(LEVELMAX); var activeNode, activeIdx = 0, bActiveSet, activeLevel = 0; var XMLTOCLoaded = false; var sHTTP_REFERER = 'http://www.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/dasp/ua_info.a sp?&_lang=EN&country=US'; function CULink(ExtURL) { if (navigator.appName.indexOf("TV") >= 0) { if(ExtURL.indexOf("http") == -1) ExtURL = "http://" + ExtURL; parent.location.href = ExtURL; } else { window.open(ExtURL,'_helpext'); } }

    Microsoft VBScript runtime error '800a01f4'

    Variable is undefined: 'agent_isSafari'

    E:\WEBROOT\PRODUCTION\HELP\CON TENT\EN_US\..\!shared\frameset.inc/searchfooter.in c, line 27
    fq
  379. Damn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Damn - I wish I had never seen this article. I've always used that observation as a definite measure when to stop drinking beer. Now I won't know when to stop. I'm sure this article has been sponsored by the breweries. pj

  380. "If he committed no crime in his home country" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    But if you stood across the border in Minnesota and shot the Canadian, you've committed the crime in Canada(?) and would be extradited. maj

  381. Like what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    What OSS opportunities does this create? Doesn't OSS need to close the gap with SQL 2000 before taking advantage of any slippage? How about ANSI '92 compliance for MySQL... that would be a good start! sis

  382. Music distribution is not for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Why must everyone be involved with music these days? Pepsi, Coke, Starbucks....

    What's next? I'm going to get a free song with a Happy Meal? I guess there are a lot of execs out there that think if you don't offer music in one way or another, then you must be doomed. I esitmate that in a few years, we will be back to several high quality music choices.

    --
    Real-time deal updates [dealsites.net] ws

  383. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    sounds like a neat thing to try.. not really sure if it's incredibly practical.. or if anyone would care after the initial 'wow' and 'hey thats kinda cool; thing wears off il

  384. Magic Bullet Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Then the spam wouldn't even be transported over the net, saving vast amounts of traffic on the internet backbones. This action could also potentially kill spam overnight.

    Ever read the FAQs for the anti-spam listsnewsgroups? Virtually top of the list is "I have some magic bullet solution that'll end spam tomorrow!"

    You are -truly- naive to think this kind of solution would even be possible to implement; there are literally dozens of reasons why this would be a horrifically stupid idea; how this post ever got to +5 is way beyond me. Time to start meta-moderating more, as apparently positive mod points are getting handed out a little too easily these days. woj

  385. Not what it is all about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Ditto, I'd also like to add that I use our home 'pokey' laptop to ssh and remote desktop into much faster/less portable computers. Think of it as a wireless console and it's CPU horsepower doesn't matter AT ALL. vzf

  386. Why wouldn't I want windows to play back videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Because PCs are very versatile, your DVD player is disigned to do a total of perhaps three things (and you do have to install "software" each time you put in a disc happily it is very standardized). Your PC can do many many more, and the things you want to do out of the box, may well be very different from the things I want mine to do out of the box. One of us might want to download music the other rips it. One of us might play FPS, the other wants to play bejeweled and browse slashdot. One of us might work in word processors, the other spreadsheets, and another guy might only want to use a text editor and compier. Each of these tasks requires a special addition to our generic tool, and we might not care about being able to do the things that the other tools allow us to potentially do. That's why you have to install software on your computer, the alternative is buying a task specific computer (a developer workstation, gamer's box, office machine, network terminal, but each of these would require that the seller know all the software you plan to use for the life of the computer. gbj

  387. Why is it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    What's the point of a screenshot of a commandline text processor like lilypond?

    I'd have thought the scans of the printed output on the site would be more than enough.

    What next. Do you want a screenshot of the scrolling messages at boot of the next linux kernel? ahy

  388. Redundancy anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    My first guess since it effected multiple services and not just hotmail that it was a database issue, they may have blocked permission on the cluster on accident. Such a central problem can't really be caused by faulty software, just faulty configuration.

    I think someone was implementing a new backup scheme and decided it would be a good idea to dismount the store, move it over to another cluster.


    Course it looks like if people managed to get on their service was fine, so maybe they screwed up some passwords. Time will tell this story uq
  389. Sounds like inferior cephalopod nerves to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    Your nervier (brainier) mullosks have amazing nerve fibers. They get used for experiments all the time because they're just huge, big enough to place electrodes in the axons and measure voltage changes.

    Guess flexible wiring is more pleasant to be strapped into than a squid or a cuttlefish, though I doubt it'd be as fast. Cephalopods have very fast nervous systems, they're lightning quick partly as a result. ljk

  390. Worst idea since spell checkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    This will not improve people's skills. In fact, it willl make them more prone to mistakes, and more likely to get the result that they didn't expect. It's similat to computer spell checkers. Ever since people started relying on these, their spelling has gone way downhill simly because they don't bother thinking. Computer do all the spelling for them. They don;t need a spell checker. They need spelling lessons.

    This si even worse. Computers will try to second guess what the user means, get get it wrong half tyhe time.

    A qualified shell scripter will be not make these mistakes in the first place. Anyone who thinks they need this shell actually just need to learn to spell and to ytype accuratly. wf

  391. Woop de fucking do! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Cue conspiracy theories, New Age freaks, Planet X believers and other idiots. Still, at least this discovery has the redeeming quality of completely fucking up astrology mbw

  392. Starbucks recapitulating Personics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Here's what I posted on Wi-Fi Networking News [wifinetnews.com] about why Starbucks efforts are misguided:

    Starbucks reportedly to offer music burning service in up to 2,500 stores: The system will allow customers to have CDs burned while they wait; eventually, it will also allow downloads of music over Wi-Fi, the article in BusinessWeek says.

    Starbucks demanded a T-1 (1.544 Mbps in each direction) digital service infrastructure from its first hotspot partner, MobileStar, as well as its second, T-Mobile. I've speculated for a while on how this high-speed network could be used to cache material in each Starbucks, like movie and music downloads.

    This latest project sounds somewhat misguided for the reason cited by the Forrester analyst in the article: Your typical barista may be great at making espresso but is not in a position to fix the broken CD burner.

    My cousin Steven was involved almost 20 years ago with a company called Personics. The company had worked out a catalog licensing deal with more than 70 labels from the largest down to some independents to allow them to offer custom mix tapes for about a buck a song. This was a reasonable price in those days. The system had a few thousand songs mastered onto CD-ROMs stored in a special employee-operated CD-ROM changer behind the counter. An employee would punch in your choices, and the system created a high-speed cassette tape dub.

    The company failed for two primary reasons: the hardware was proprietary, meaning that engineers had to fly around the country to fix it when it inevitably had glitches; and the catalog they offered too small because labels balked at including their most popular stuff for fear of cannibalizing pre-recorded CD and tape sales. (Price, my cousin reports, was not a problem: many customers were willing to pay even more, he noted to me after this item was originally posted.)

    If Starbucks creates the expectation of an easy process that's always available and then isn't available even part of the time at any given store, they lose their audience. Starbucks makes its money from processing a high volume of custom drinks--you don't want to distract from that. CD burners aren't that difficult to keep operating, but a failure rate that's a fraction of that experienced by typical home and business users could be a dramatic problem in a high-expectation retail environment.

    The article says the price is comparable to Apple and other download services. Two problems with that comparison. First, it's not. It's $7 for five songs, or 40 percent, or $13 for an album, or 30 percent higher. That's a significantly different price when you're dealing with price sensitivity. It's comparable to a mass-produced discounted audio CD.

    Second, you're receiving an audio CD, not digital music per se, which could be a turnoff for the audience that might be interested in a fast, in-store music service. (However, since HP is the partner, and is reselling their own version of the iPod, it's possible that the ultimate digital delivery system will be a version of the iTunes Music Store.)

    This is the latest incarnation of Compaq-cum-Hewlett Packard's attempts to capitalize on their relationship as a supplier to Starbucks. In January 2001, when the MobileStar deal was announced for installing hotspots, Starbucks made a big deal about Microsoft and Compaq's participation. Compaq wasn't a partner, though; Starbucks had signed a $100 million, five-year deal to buy equipment and services. Microsoft was a partner, and it never seemed to amount to anything that saw the light of day.

    In the years since this deal, Compaq and then HP have reaped advertising benefits, appearing in full-page newspaper advertisements as part of the Starbucks hotspot system, even though they had nothing to do with MobileStar and T-Mobile's deployment. At one point, Starbucks had Compaq iPaq's available for customers to play with, and those disappeared, too.

    It's this fumb

  393. I know you need to be paid for your time, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    It also depends on what "repair" is.

    "Repair" might mean that the computer won't boot up at all, and this person has their doctoral dissertation nearly complete on it. Of course, they haven't made any backups... It would easily be worth $800 to recover that data and get the computer up and running again.

    For me, when it comes to working on people's computers, I basically tell them it will cost them $50/hour. But also that I have an "hourly" cost for certain jobs. From start to finish, installing windows and all their software may take more than 5 or 6 hours. But a lot of that is just waiting. So, for that job, I'll tell them it will be about 2 to 2 1/2 hours of billed time. hm

  394. LiveCDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    I should charge more for checking all those damn boxes by hand in Ad-Aware 6.

    I wonder if there are any tools that could make tasks like this easier, such as a LiveCD GNAA/Linux distro that included antivirus and spyware tools for cleaning up windows partitions? That would solve problems such as unidentified worms that disable antivirus software. nzq

  395. cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    now the question is.. how hard is it to get it to work with cpanel pkn

  396. I knew it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I knew I wasn't drunk!... nobody believed me! damn! hc

  397. Woop de fucking do! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Wanna know what will REALLY give the conspiracy theorists, New Age freaks, etc? "Sedna" is "Andes" spelled backwards! Everyone knows the advanced Inca civilization lived in the Andes mountains, and there are more than enough wacky theories about the Incas involving aliens and whatnot. Oooh...why is an Inuit god named after backwards-Andes...are the Inuits actually Inca refugees? They're close the Pole, too, and there are already crazy theories about a hole to the interior of the earth where advanced civilizations live, and the Eskimos are somehow related....

    Yeah, can't imagine a worse name, really. Backwards-spelled stuff is pure gold in the conspiracy community. ob

  398. I really miss.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    I generally love anything new and techie...but, I really miss the days of simpler cars. I miss minimal computer control....large engines with tons of horsepower. Where if something went wrong..it was mostly mechanical...and you could work on many things yourself. I miss when you could drive a stock car off the showroom floor...and it had enough power to smoke the tires for a couple of blocks....and they weren't all 'designed by computers'...the cars looked good and had individual personality. And...even a pretty powerful one was reasonably affordable to the majority of people....

    I often think that if you could get one car executive to take a 'chance'...and try the old idea behind the original GTO's and later other muscle cars...throw a monster engine into a decent body of a car...keep the interior minimalist...with real perfomance, and keep the price reasonable. I gotta think these things would sell like hotcakes...

    Oh well...as long as we're dreaming here...I'd also like a pony... fr

  399. Cooperation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    In order for this to work, it might need changes in the OS level.
    Imagine you access a block/char device or an NFS mounted directory and the device driver never returns from the system call. Your script would hang, and a kill would produce a zombie process.
    If you want fault tolerance, you'd have to have a timeout mechanism for all device drivers. But if you read from/dev/mt0 and the tape needs rewinding and it takes 6 minutes, you don't want to have your script aborted after 5 minutes. ke

  400. Asking the obvious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    Nobody else has, and the article was certainly not even thinking of going there.

    What exactly are they selling?
    • a Raw Audio track in all ways identical to what you get when you purchase a mass-market factory-pressed CD?
      (ie buy ~16 of these and you have "an audio CD")
    • the WAV file equivalent?
    • the {insert preferred lossless encoded format here} equivalent?
    • a 320Kbps encoded MP3? (ie plays everywhere and not-quite-but-nearly-as-good-as-lossless)
    • a 16kbps encoded MP3? (ie totally-crap-but-still-plays-anywhere)
    • the {insert hellspawn DRM managed format here} equivalent?
    Methinks people need to wake up and smell the HYPE.

    If this was a shameless attempt to score off the recent Digital Music wave, it didn't work. Yahoo Finance shows SBUX Stock [yahoo.com] didn't do all that well Friday (Reuters had this news [yahoo.com] Thu March 11 ~8pm) wdf
  401. Extradition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I thought that the usual rule was that you could not be extradited for an act that was not classified as a crime in your country of residence. This causes the IRS grief when someone moves to a country where tax evasion is not a crime. qlf

  402. Removing the Player Isn't the Good Part! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    "The European Commission draft requires Microsoft to share proprietary information with rival server makers"

    That's always my sticking point. I'm not as much bothered that they support video playback in their default system (they also support image playback and text playback, after all) as to their generally incompatible and excessively proprietary methods. et

  403. DMCA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Do you see the DMCA as a law that can truly benefit the world as a whole, or just a tool of the big corporations (MPAA, I'm looking at you) or whatever? nm

  404. Umm.. anything new here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    I read that article, thinking it would be about how NVidia pushes aroud web review sites. No, it was YET ANOTHER REHASH that infinium (a company with no hardware to display) going after [H]ardOCP.

    Don't bother, it's just VL trying to push up their ad revenue. ou

  405. One of the first cases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    One of the first cases of this was when Tom's Hardware (then only a startup site) reviewed a Riva TNT and said it was twice as fast as 3DFX voodoo (obviously untrue, but it's unknown if Nvidia paid him anything to say this). Eventually 3DFX picked up on this and demanded that Tom changes it, which he did.

    Here are the reviews from Tom's site:

    Comparison of Graphics Cards with NVIDIA's RIVA TNT Chip [tomshardware.com]
    Addendum to Banshee, Savage3D and TNT Preview [tomshardware.com]
    New 3D Chips - Banshee, G200, RIVA TNT And Savage3D [tomshardware.com]
    Preview of 3Dfx Voodoo Banshee, S3 Savage3D and NVIDIA RIVA TNT [tomshardware.com]

    I only skimmed the articles, but he doesn't seem to be saying that the TNT is twice as fast. The last article concludes:

    "NVIDIA's RIVA TNT is not the new wonder chip as some people may have expected. However it is sticking up very well against its toughest competitors from 3Dfx. 3Dfx has still got an edge in applications that are available in a Glide version and in games that don't strain the CPU as much, thus giving a dual Voodoo2 configuration the chance to show its power. However, there are many occasions where TNT is at least as good as single Voodoo2, dual Voodoo2 and certainly better than Voodoo Banshee."

    Seems fairly objective to me. Did I miss something? Maybe the articles have been edited? jt

  406. Meanwhile, MySQL does transactions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Wow, views will finally be in version 5.1.

    Jeez. First time I looked at MySQL a couple of years ago for a project I started putting a basic database scheme together an went to construct a view, only for my Jaw to hit the desk when I found out they were not available. Views are such a basic component of RDBMS databases that it simply hadn't occurred to me (an Oracle, DB2, SQLServer and others veteran) that software could be release that called itself a relational database that didn't have them.

    Anyway, just went and used Postgres instead. It's still beyond me why people even bother giving MySQL the time of day when the incomparably superior Postgres is available under GPL. ssp

  407. sound clips? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I am a trumpet player and I really want to hear this thing!

    Imagine if typing was so challenging that you spent 90% of your computer time refining and keeping your typing skills adequate, so you could spend 10% of the time programming...

    Anyone have any sound clips? ii

  408. we'll send for one when it comes with linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    & wi-fi vdo conferencing, etc.... wkc

  409. Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    This is not about catching scripting errors. It does not fix your code. It is about catching errors in the enviroment that scripts are running in.

    Shell scripts should be short and easy to write. I have seen plenty of them fail due to some resource or another being temporarily down. At first people are neat and then send an email to notify the admin. When this then results in a ton of emails everytime some dodo knocks out the DNS they turn it off and forget about it.

    Every scripting language has their own special little niche. BASH for simple things, perl for heavy text manipulation, PHP for creating HTML output. This scripting language is pretty much like BASH but takes failure as given. The example shows clearly how it works. Instead of ending up with PERL like scripts to catch all the possible errors you add two lines and you got a wonderfull small script, wich is what shell scripts should be, that is none the less capable of recovering from an error. This script will simply retry when someone knocks out the DNS again.

    This new language will not catch your errors. It will catch other peoples errors. Sure a really good programmer can do this himself. A really good programmer can also create his own libraries. Most find of us in admin jobs find it easier to use somebody elses code rather then constantly reinvent the wheel. az

  410. sharing your book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    How do you feel about people sharing your book? rm

  411. Unfortunately, not likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Though GNAA/Linux is very flexible, without all those licensing issues (go ahead and troll, SCO trolls) like Windows, it is highly unlikely that SBUX and HP are going to use it on this system for two reasons that I know of: 1. They are going to use TabletPC's for this, something GNAA/Linux has somewhat limited support for, particularly in the handwriting recognition aspect. 2. HP's provider of digital music is most likely going to be Apple, and this means a modified version of iTunes. Apple has not included GNAA/Linux support for anything. um

  412. Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    The most disturbing message from the conference? 'It may take a celestial body hit to Earth' before governments take any meaningful steps to address this danger.

    Everyday something hits earth, comets, mini asteroids, space dust. Most burns up in the atmosphere, but every so often something makes it through (meteorites) and hits the surface. True most of these meteorites are about the size of a golf ball or smaller. tbj

  413. music/audio on linux: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    While I know that this is more of a compositing program--at least from what I read so far...as I have shamefully not RTFA--I'm going to take this opportunity to bitch about the one thing that has been keeping me from making the switch to GNAA/Linux for all these years:

    Audio Apps


    I'm no industry elitist that demands ProTools. in fact, I hate protools. The interface leaves much to be desires...granted, i'll buffer that (admittedly harsh) opinion: I'm a huge fan of CoolEditPro.....("eww, PC audio"...I can hear it already),

    The underlying audio subsystems are a far cry from what windows offers. And what I experienced with in my limiting dealings with aRTS leaves much to be desired. (Think: latency) And I'm sure that has a lot to do with it....(why hasn't ASIO or an equiv been implemented yet?)

    Aside from that all I ask for is a simple audio production suite where i can record something, and then playback and record something else. Simple full-duplex operation. I've been doing it in Windows for over 7 years now.....hell, I did it in DOS with my GUS 11 years ago.

    Toss in a little simple single-track editing, some simple effects (Chorus/Flange, Dynamics processing, simple verb and delay, etc) and maintain development of the project and you've won yourself a full-fledged permenent windows convert.....and i'm willing to bet I'm not the only one.

    Am I just out of touch? Is there already software out there that does this?

    ~Dan bgd

  414. Global Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    How do you plan on managing laws and constitutions that stretch beyond U.S territories.

    If the Internet started with the U.S and expanded to some parts of Antarctica. U.S. rules are probably useless once it gets to the new continent.

    Vice versa if someone in Antarctica created a P2P application and it became extremely popular in the U.S. U.S lawyers probably can never get a grip on it.

    Isn't geography the greatest challenge out there for any lawyers. In fact it's so difficult to deal with it's rendering the law useless. ate

  415. Cultural differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    One banner read: "Aznar, because of you we all pay."

    It's really strange. The Spanish are now, after the Madrid blasts, even angrier at their government for fighting terror than before.

    Over here the public would be putting aside such petty political differences and screaming for revenge on the terrorists, instead. is

  416. That's okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    MySQL...is ten times easier to manage and work with then SQL Server 2000.

    I'm sorry, but what the hell are you talking about? I've used both these servers extensively (as well as Sybase ASA, PostgreSQL and Oracle), and as much as I respect MySQL, it's certainly no easier to use than SQL Server. It's at best about the same, with SQL Server being much easier to pick up from 0 knowledge due to a surprisingly good set of help docs. Enterprise Manager and Query Analyzer are really good tools, as well...in fact, until we discovered mssqlXpress [xpressapps.com], Query Analyzer was bar none my favorite IDE for making new statements. (sqlXpress adds sourcesafe integration, versioning, and historical reporting to a clone of Q.A. with autocomplete and automatic proc generation, it is a pretty clutch tool)

    MySQL is very good, but ten times better? Not really. In fact, if I had to beg for any SQL Server regardless of price, I'd take SQL Server because it's the easiest to develop for and easiest to port FROM. This gives you an app that will run on almost any other server with a little effort. I rewrote a massive app to run on Sybase in three weeks and Postgres in a month (most of which was testing the DB core of our app). ykb

  417. Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Hei, Dillon

    It seems that you are working in some
    inovative features.

    I hope that in the way, you fill some patents
    about your work (even if you don't agree with
    software patents), because we are going to
    need it in the upcoming patent fight against
    Microsoft. hs

  418. Um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    This sounds more like artificial muscles. oii

  419. naming convention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Doesn't this violate the naming convention of using Roman god names for planets and then appropriate names for the moons. For example, Diemos and Phobos were children of Mars, Jupiter is surrounded by moons named for his lovers. Should this planet follow a similar convention and stick with a Roman god or goddess? Perhaps Proserpina, because she's close to Pluto (although really that would be an appropriate name for a moon if Pluto can grab a second one). Perhaps Janus, as god of doorways and bounderies would be appropriate to mark this orbit as the boundary of our solar system. lhk

  420. The ACs are on fire! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Man! The [slashdot.org] ACs [slashdot.org] are [slashdot.org] on fire [slashdot.org] tonight, with 4 / 6 of the +5 scores! sj

  421. He also sold... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    Jack Hammer of some sort... $360

    Well now you know how he found it.

    hdv

  422. My solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    quickly turn the glass upside down over your mouth mx

  423. What's with all the negativity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    I know that if you need a ton of fault tolerance in your shell scripts that you should probably be using a different language but every time I look at any complex systems, not just a signle app but a system, there is always shell script glue. More importantly, I've never seen a shell script that checked the return codes of everything at best they look at a few key components and report on their success of failure. Exceptions would be nice.

    I think perl is where it is because so many people use it as "super script." To me that says, a) we recode all the Bourne and csh and bash in perl or b) we look at why people do shell scripting in perl or other languages and add that to the shell. I couldn't tell you which is right. It's a neat idea though and I'm glad they made it.

    A real example I can think of, I had a test machine that had some kind of ext3 corruption and so it mounted up in read-only mode when it booted. I spent time diagnosing an application error in our application because nothing caught that; these are redhat type startup scripts. I noticed that our app couldn't write logs and began to debug the system. More interestingly, a dozen or so start-up scripts failed to start up critical components and their failure wasn't noticed. If you can't write to the filesystem, you can't create a socket(AF_UNIX) and all sort's of things go tits up then. If that's how you debug it's only going to get more difficult as you add more and more complexity, you have to detect the lower level failures and report them. Perversely, this wouldn't have been noticed had a different partition been read-only. Turns out that a drive was going bad. Had it been a different partition, it would have been noticed at catastrophic system failure time when the drive died.

    I've done a fair amount of embedded work and there is always a test for new guys, you can tell the new guy (new college grad, whatever) because he skips half or more of the error checking in his code. You know printf returns a value? Funnier still, if you develop something like a consumer app in embedded space, you'll eventually see things like printf fail. We know it never should, but with 20,000+ users in different environments and what not, things like that can and do fail and usually point to a greater problem, like a dead drive or something. Instead of logging/alerting something to the critical and unusual printf failure, the app fails in a different way because this printf failed. Heaven forbid that it was sprintf that failed and then you shove bad data in to a database or configuration file and not just fail the system but corrupt the data too. Inspite of all of that, even veterans will forget error checking at times, it's a common bug and so having higher level tools to help assist, like exception in the shell can only be a good thing. fyi

  424. Why wouldn't I want windows to play back videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I can, however, use another program to read the text files that I've created with Notepad, use my extremely simple math formulae on another, competing calculator program ( heck, I can even port that sucker over to GNAA/Linux with little trouble ), or set my new taskbar clock to the same time by using the system time, like I always have, but I cannot use that DRM enable.wmp file with just any media player: thus, no lock-in and another troll bites the dust.
    And another one's gone, and another one's gone...
    Oh, sorry.;( kg

  425. How will GNAA/Linux do on this, I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Since Linus Torvalds used to work for Transmeta, I would like to know if GNAA/Linux is well optimized for this processor. vke

  426. login by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    "Password fairly correct. Root login granted."

    axu

  427. Why do we need copyright protection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    It used to be hard to make intellectual property that was compelling enough to justify the enormous cost of distribution. Since the distribution costs and production costs forced each other up, there was a lot of sunk-cost to deal with before any customers even had the option of paying for the product. Now, distribution costs are so low that you can do as little or as much production as you want, and you can distribute it nearly for free if you use peer-to-peer distribution networks. Software like Apple's iLife suite lowers the ante on production costs to within reach of nearly any high school or college student, let alone professionals moonlighting as film or recording artists.

    Maybe most of the product will not be that good, but there is still no reason to involve the massive and massive expense of a full-blown 1980s style music or film production. For example, people routinely pay for concert tickets (guaranteed delivery) of a performance--sight unseen. If too few tickets are sold, the show is cancelled, and the ticket holders are refunded. Why not sell download tickets for yet unfinished films and albums? Then the fan base can directly fund proven popular artists' productions.

    I recognise that some artists and a lot of middlemen enjoy lots of residual income from past production work. Why is it so hard to recognise that this is not the only way to pay artists for their work, and there may be better ways if we think about it? The way I see it, copyrights only protect residual income, which pays artists and middlemen to NOT produce new material. Why do people think this is good?

    bb
  428. digital certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Even if only for servers to keep open relays out of the loop, it may be time to mandate third-party trusted ID certs (ala SSL) for mail servers. It's proven too difficult to get most people to digitally sign their mail, but admins should be clueful enough to generate certs and have them validated externally... exo

  429. My solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    quickly turn the glass upside down over your mouth yc

  430. mmmhmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Have you ever been in some sort of establishment and said to yourself. You know? This tune is quite catchy (pinky to mouth). It would be quite excellent if I could burn this piece of innovative harmony to CD. Wouldn't it Chompsky.. hUhUhU.

    Certainly sir. Would you have me ask the young lady what specific tune?

    Sure, be on with it.. CHOP CHOP Chompsky. Put them on my ipod.. (pinky to mouth). ei

  431. Too much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    But are you North or South of the equator? That determines whether they go round clockwise or anti-clockwise. xsj

  432. My question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    is there anything like cakewalk available for linux? jwc

  433. Asking the obvious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    Nobody else has, and the article was certainly not even thinking of going there.

    What exactly are they selling?
    • a Raw Audio track in all ways identical to what you get when you purchase a mass-market factory-pressed CD?
      (ie buy ~16 of these and you have "an audio CD")
    • the WAV file equivalent?
    • the {insert preferred lossless encoded format here} equivalent?
    • a 320Kbps encoded MP3? (ie plays everywhere and not-quite-but-nearly-as-good-as-lossless)
    • a 16kbps encoded MP3? (ie totally-crap-but-still-plays-anywhere)
    • the {insert hellspawn DRM managed format here} equivalent?
    Methinks people need to wake up and smell the HYPE.

    If this was a shameless attempt to score off the recent Digital Music wave, it didn't work. Yahoo Finance shows SBUX Stock [yahoo.com] didn't do all that well Friday (Reuters had this news [yahoo.com] Thu March 11 ~8pm) bl
  434. Different threading model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    It looks like the gist of the threading model for Dragonfly is that threads all stay on one processor. I assume this is for user processes only, and that this isn't pervasive through the kernel? rfw

  435. Looks like "Passport" problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    Bingo!

    Here is today error message for my hotmail account:
    The .NET Passport service is currently unavailable at this Web site for one of these reasons:
    • The site may contain an error or be experiencing a problem that affects the .NET Passport service.
    • The site may not be an official .NET Passport-participating site.
    It was worst on Friday though: there was not even an error message as loginnet.passport.com was either dead or unreachable.
    ad
  436. Bode's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    That would be Bode's Law [wikipedia.org]. It is wiewed as more of a coincidence than a law these days.

    According to my hung over calculations Sedna is 67 AUs out, which is not that far off from the 77.6 that Bode predicts, but not really close either. kqf

  437. A lot of astronomers don't want to count Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Comets are snowballs; asteroids are rocks. Oversimplification, but you get the idea. rge

  438. Gotta ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Just because it CAN be used for something else doesn't mean it is.

    which doesn't mean it won't be in the near future. if you want to regulate or in some way crack down on the software implementations of p2p that are used for violating copyrights, that is fine as long as it is done in a respnosible manner. But if you want to make it illegal for me to write a p2p software system that is not in any way related to unauthorized distribution of copyrighted materials, then that is absolutely wrong.

    No, this statement is naive.

    explain why, i'm listening... xz

  439. Starbucks recapitulating Personics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Here's what I posted on Wi-Fi Networking News [wifinetnews.com] about why Starbucks efforts are misguided:

    Starbucks reportedly to offer music burning service in up to 2,500 stores: The system will allow customers to have CDs burned while they wait; eventually, it will also allow downloads of music over Wi-Fi, the article in BusinessWeek says.

    Starbucks demanded a T-1 (1.544 Mbps in each direction) digital service infrastructure from its first hotspot partner, MobileStar, as well as its second, T-Mobile. I've speculated for a while on how this high-speed network could be used to cache material in each Starbucks, like movie and music downloads.

    This latest project sounds somewhat misguided for the reason cited by the Forrester analyst in the article: Your typical barista may be great at making espresso but is not in a position to fix the broken CD burner.

    My cousin Steven was involved almost 20 years ago with a company called Personics. The company had worked out a catalog licensing deal with more than 70 labels from the largest down to some independents to allow them to offer custom mix tapes for about a buck a song. This was a reasonable price in those days. The system had a few thousand songs mastered onto CD-ROMs stored in a special employee-operated CD-ROM changer behind the counter. An employee would punch in your choices, and the system created a high-speed cassette tape dub.

    The company failed for two primary reasons: the hardware was proprietary, meaning that engineers had to fly around the country to fix it when it inevitably had glitches; and the catalog they offered too small because labels balked at including their most popular stuff for fear of cannibalizing pre-recorded CD and tape sales. (Price, my cousin reports, was not a problem: many customers were willing to pay even more, he noted to me after this item was originally posted.)

    If Starbucks creates the expectation of an easy process that's always available and then isn't available even part of the time at any given store, they lose their audience. Starbucks makes its money from processing a high volume of custom drinks--you don't want to distract from that. CD burners aren't that difficult to keep operating, but a failure rate that's a fraction of that experienced by typical home and business users could be a dramatic problem in a high-expectation retail environment.

    The article says the price is comparable to Apple and other download services. Two problems with that comparison. First, it's not. It's $7 for five songs, or 40 percent, or $13 for an album, or 30 percent higher. That's a significantly different price when you're dealing with price sensitivity. It's comparable to a mass-produced discounted audio CD.

    Second, you're receiving an audio CD, not digital music per se, which could be a turnoff for the audience that might be interested in a fast, in-store music service. (However, since HP is the partner, and is reselling their own version of the iPod, it's possible that the ultimate digital delivery system will be a version of the iTunes Music Store.)

    This is the latest incarnation of Compaq-cum-Hewlett Packard's attempts to capitalize on their relationship as a supplier to Starbucks. In January 2001, when the MobileStar deal was announced for installing hotspots, Starbucks made a big deal about Microsoft and Compaq's participation. Compaq wasn't a partner, though; Starbucks had signed a $100 million, five-year deal to buy equipment and services. Microsoft was a partner, and it never seemed to amount to anything that saw the light of day.

    In the years since this deal, Compaq and then HP have reaped advertising benefits, appearing in full-page newspaper advertisements as part of the Starbucks hotspot system, even though they had nothing to do with MobileStar and T-Mobile's deployment. At one point, Starbucks had Compaq iPaq's available for customers to play with, and those disappeared, too.

    It's this fumb

  440. How will GNAA/Linux do on this, I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Since Linus Torvalds used to work for Transmeta, I would like to know if GNAA/Linux is well optimized for this processor. xkk

  441. This is news??? Who the fuck cares! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    It's free, but you can pay for it and get extra features, like a bigger mailbox.

    I'm jharper@hotmail.com (I'm not afraid of posting the address publicly, i think i'm on every mailing list I could be on anyway :). I run the account in 'whitelist' mode, so everything goes to the 'junk' folder. The only thing I get in my actual inbox is messages from hotmail telling me my mailbox is full :)

    So if I used the account seriously, rather than just as an address I can hand out if I need to hand one out, i'd need the extra space to hold all the spam that built up overnight.
    ahk

  442. Funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I wonder just how much time and money went into this research? ir

  443. Low priority? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    But how important will famine, disease, and war be when 90% of the population has been wiped out by a massive asteroid and the effects after the collision?

    When, or if? It's probably true that a major impact is a near certainty. But what's the time frame for that kind of certainty? 1000 years? 10,000 years?

    On the other hand, the probability for significant famine, disease, and war is 100%. That is, those things are all happening, right now. And it seems that there's a very strong chance that these problems will get worse in the near future.

    I don't know about you, but I'll take a 0.01% chance that an asteroid will land on my county over a 5% chance that SARS or HIV or some drug resistant bird flu will do me in prematurely. hu

  444. Quite the fix up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    There's one in Denver for only $1,450,000.

    Here's [missilebases.com] what looks to be a realtor specializing in old silos. Quite a collection for the truly paranoid! gfl

  445. i was talking to MS customer support when by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    i just got hung up on, and that was approximatly the same time on friday. i was trying to get an activation code for win xp when i was disconnected from them all together. i waited a while thinking that like all good cutomer support they would call me right back because i was hung up on, but waited half an hour and called them to try to talk to the guy i was dealing with, and they told me that they were having serious internal problems. im not sure how it works, but i think MS might use some kind of internal VOIP system because there was a delay in speech with th guy i was talking to as well, but hotmail and their tech support both went down around the same time as i was informed of "major internal problems." so something big happened. lu

  446. Speed is by no means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    what these processors are known for. Benchmarks [vanshardware.com] show that. That's not to say it's a bad processor, and maybe the Efficeon will turn out a little sweeter. Meanwhile, there isn't a whole lot about Transmeta's stuff that stands out. Except the wacky design. uiw

  447. This was announced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Dear Infidel /.er

    Microsoft products and services never suffer any sort of failure that is not announced first. This was not exploited and service was not denied. With our services working, we suspect a massive monitor failure caused by a new virus coded by a member of the linux community. We enjoy providing hotmail, and DEATH TO THE SPAMMER!

    Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf
    Director of Public Relations
    Microsoft, Inc.
    klz

  448. Whoa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    "The wires can stretch to over half their original length."

    Is it me, or does this violate some law of grammar, physics, or both? hb

  449. There's a hopeful precedent by RetiredMidn · · Score: 2, Informative
    Back in the 80's, I worked for Lotus, and we heard much about how much many of our customers had invested in spreadsheet models implemented in 1-2-3. I saw it myself, when I provided some assistance to our town accountant in submitting a report to the state that was to be filled out using a 1-2-3 template.

    Through some combination of Lotus mis-steps and Microsoft strategy, Microsoft was able to wean the market off their dependence on 1-2-3. OpenOffice is a good start (not quite there yet) in providing part of the alternative.

    Some people have suggested that the Linux platform needs to do more than just mimic Windows applications to offer a compelling reason for people to switch. I agree. But OpenOffice is a necessary, if not sufficient, element in making it a viable alternative.

  450. Sarah Brightman/Nathan Lane .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    My vote for: Sarah Brightman as Arwen Nathan Lane as Sam Deborah Gibson as Galadriel Micheal Crawford as Gandalf Choosing Frodo would be difficult Are the actors going to have be on their kness the whole performance? bo

  451. Apple ./. IBM Microprocessor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    ... Territo said. "It's like the difference between an Apple microprocessor and an IBM microprocessor."

    Hmmh, and I thought Apples G5 Microprocessors come from IBM...

    sex

  452. Fear Uncle Sam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    I totally disagree with you, even though you seem to love promoting my site.

    It is a crime to eat chewinggum in Singapore. Does that mean Singapore can extradite and incarcerate every American who eats chewinggum in US soil? gf

  453. where is... by glitch23 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft? They aren't listed.

    --
    this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom. -- Lincoln, Gettysburg Address
  454. Yep. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1


    > The most disturbing message from the conference? 'It may take a celestial body hit to Earth' before governments take any meaningful steps to address this danger.

    Just like every other problem?

    And even then, it isn't so much likely to be "meaningful" as to be "just enough to convince the public we're doing something about it".

    gkg

  455. Single point of failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    Single sign-on has a flaw. The only legitimate flaw is that you have one username and password to crack, sometimes some challenge reponse questions too if you are into the Novell and Sun directory services.

    At any rate, just because its one password in no way means you can't have a cluster of 5000 servers all storing and accepting transactions for it. I'd hardly call passport servers in Russia, the U.S., Germany, England, China, Japan etc... a single point of failure.

    Normally I'd just assume you were referring to the password issue but right now that has nothing to do with this story so I'll just leave my assumptions out this. nh
  456. Everything but the kitchen sink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Can it make tea too? yvg

  457. Can't screw up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    This is one of Microsoft's most important products. Finacially, there is a huge amount of "positive perception" riding on SQL server.

    Businesses may run on one of their OSes, but businesses run IN SQL Server. This product can make or (more critically) brake businesses. If rumors of major problems with SQL server screwing up business were to get out, corporate perception of them would tank.

    They have no real choice with this product but to try and make sure it is ready (and take more time if needed) rather than push it to market.

    -Pete ww

  458. Here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    heh, you might want to take a look at this joke. [netfunny.com] ;-) iex

  459. Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Problem with that theory is that the Dealership will usually charge you $75 to hook up the computer - when all they are doing is plugging in a damn cable and firing up the reader. Only then will you know what is wrong, after paying $75. Seems like extorition.... qih

  460. Why get music in the real world? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I haven't been to a record store in years and I ain't going near starbucks for a CD. Physical distribution of music is over. Get used to it. sf

  461. It'll work, because they aren't a record store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    This will work, while the "create-your-own-CD-in-the-record-store" ideas have all failed. Why? Because coffee stores don't sell stamped music CD's. Music stores do sell stamped music CD's. Every burnt CD a music store sold was probably a loss of three stamped CD's they might have otherwise sold.

    Who loses in the end? The music stores, anyway. ubd

  462. CRM114 Discriminator works better for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I tried several incarnations of dspam over a period of about 6 months. It was a pain in the butt to install, required a massive amount of training, and required you run a web server in order to have the point and click training capability.

    I eventually gave up and tried the CRM114 Discriminator:

    http://crm114.sourceforge.net/

    It was MUCH easier to install, MUCH easier to maintain, and has the same or better level of accuracy. I used to get 100+ spam messages a day and now I'll get maybe 1 or 2 a week that sneak through (after only a few weeks of training on errors only).

    fyt

  463. What's in a word ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    While the printed output is asthetically pleasing, it strikes me as an odd technology to persue, because I wonder how many musicians today can actually read music. I'd wager the vast majority of rock musicians can't, and that roughly half of pop musicans can't. I can't, and I've written "plenty" of material and play several instruments.

    Thanks to strong middle and high school music programs, more people can read music today than ever before.

    Reading music is still simply the fastest way for an experienced musician to learn a new piece of music. Many jazz and classical musicians (including myself) can sightread (play it while reading it for the first time) quite complicated pieces of music, up to tempo, which is an extremely valuable skill.

    Of course there are a small minority of successful recording artists who can't read music, but the vast majority of successful musicians do read music, and most of them read music well. I don't see this changing anytime soon.
    qw

  464. Activism sans Whack Job Factor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mike:
    As privacy advocates, what can we do to impress the importance of privacy without coming off as tinfoil-hatted whack jobs?

    An example was a presentation I prepared for co-workers a while back regarding grocery store "loyalty" cards. In it, even after detailing the California case of a store that in a slip and fall case in their store, tried to introduce the customer's purchases, tracked via a card, saying he may have been drunk at the time because of frequent alcohol purchases. Afterwards, I was hit with several questions about being paranoid. I used the standard "this is why we have envelopes and blinds instead of postcards and open windows" argument, and while most seemed to understand, some were obviously unimpressed. What can we do to convince people of the need for privacy without being over the top? wdo

  465. Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    After I RTFA I see he did include 802.11, but he didn't know how to make it work.

    Really, is this story telling us anything a/. reader couldn't do cheaper and better? nhe

  466. Uhhh...excuse me folks. by Gigantic1 · · Score: 1

    What applications are they to port? I haven't heard a single application mentioned. Why the mystery?

  467. Cars, DVDs, what's the difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    It is not an invention, it is precise settings which have to be worked out over hours and hours of testing.

    But it's not.

    This is about ERROR CODES not ignition and fuel maps. This about being able to plug something into my car and have it tell me that there's a problem with XXXXX.

    That doesn't say shit about the design of that part. They just want access to the same diagnostic codes as the dealer. Right now manufactuers are only required to make a tiny subset of these codes availible.

    The automakers are just whining about their "intellectual property" because they think they can get away with it since the vast majority of the public doesn't know the difference between a diagnostic code, and the actual program code itself. yh

  468. I really miss.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    I generally love anything new and techie...but, I really miss the days of simpler cars. I miss minimal computer control....large engines with tons of horsepower. Where if something went wrong..it was mostly mechanical...and you could work on many things yourself. I miss when you could drive a stock car off the showroom floor...and it had enough power to smoke the tires for a couple of blocks....and they weren't all 'designed by computers'...the cars looked good and had individual personality. And...even a pretty powerful one was reasonably affordable to the majority of people....

    I often think that if you could get one car executive to take a 'chance'...and try the old idea behind the original GTO's and later other muscle cars...throw a monster engine into a decent body of a car...keep the interior minimalist...with real perfomance, and keep the price reasonable. I gotta think these things would sell like hotcakes...

    Oh well...as long as we're dreaming here...I'd also like a pony... vpq

  469. Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I agree. Web browsers were designed to be fault tolerant, and just look at all the horrendously broken crap that passes for HTML out there. Dangerous stuff. aar

  470. Our end is near... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    The annoyance will be legendary.

    I hear the bagpipe playing robot is still in development. don

  471. Re:Not easy to port from Microsoft to KDE librairi by smurf975 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    From the bits and pieces of news and info that I know of wxWindows, porting a MFC app to wxWindows (cross platform) is 98% of the time just a matter of search and replace.

    So technically there is no excuse, however they were responding to a QT framework question.

    --
    -- I don't buy it, I grow it.
  472. Novell is in a great place now by Exter-C · · Score: 1

    Novel is in a great place now not to break microsofts monopoly or to become number one but to give the industry a reliable set of software products that run on more than one operating system. The days of Windows only or Mac only are numbered if all goes well. And that gives consumers a much great er choice in the end and even if they choose to always go with one vendor or not it doesnt matter the choices are there. If the choices are there peple will choose.. and the world will keep spinning and thats what makes the world a great place.. options.. and flexibility is also a bonus.

  473. Re:Not easy to port from Microsoft to KDE librairi by nacturation · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course, the KDE project could always write a replacement for Microsoft's MFC. They could call it... wait for it... KFC. [Cue lame joke music, cut to commercial.]

    --
    Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option.
  474. Whoa man, thats Deep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I meen thats like a bug in the Monkeys software. a Pathing problem of sorts.

  475. Imagine the eBay feedback on this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Got my Titan Missile Complex but the tall backed leather chair did not swivel and the white cat was already dead when i got there! Avoid!!!!!! bil

  476. Individuals vs. Major ISPs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Often, I find my network and servers I use for my small business come under attack by script kiddies. Sometimes it's a DDoS attack, but more often than not, it's just getting hammered by one machine. When I contact the ISP involved, generally one of the large US ISPs, I am told that they will look into it. Nothing ever happens, however, and ISPs are generally unwilling to provide assistance in tracking down attacks. This means my complaint ends up in the circular file. The ISPs are protecting criminals because they don't want to lose business, and I have no way of making sure my complaint doesn't end up lost in this black hole. As an individual representing a small business, what recourse do I have in dealing with ISPs to make sure my complaints are heard and taken seriously? ax

  477. It would be nice if.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... if there was some way to plug tools like this into Mozilla directly so that you could expand on its built in junk mail detection with something more powerful. ji

  478. Did You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Compile the "Dell Laptop Extensions" into the kernel? gkrellm has an i8k plugin you can use to spin the fans up to low and high when you hit certain temperature thresholds. There's also a standalone temperature monitoring utility but it's seemed a bit flakey lately.

    Of course both fans spinning will impact your battery performance but it's better than third degree burns on your... lap. iqg

  479. Very interesting! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >I'm surprised people still use BSD after that
    >security fiasco last year.

    so what do u suggest windows? LOL
    sorry ;)
    wk

  480. Mechanics for the 21st century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Case in point. My best friend is a very bright guy at things historical, political and...litoral? No that's lakes...whatever the word is that means "things dealing with literature." Essentially, a geek who's not good at math. College educated with a degree in Political Science and a minor in Journalism.

    He owns a landscaping company and a power equipment (professional mowers, edgers, etc) dealership. A low-brow kind of field, right? Absolutely...which is why he cleans up. His competition in the landscaping industry is mostly rednecks with limited intelligence and poor personal hygiene. Whom do you think the college educated property manager for an apartment complex is going to hire to maintain their property? My friend the clean-cut collegian or the dirty hillbilly with the stained t-shirt and bloodshot doper eyes? Hmmm... Essentially, he's a big fish in a small pond, runs three landscaping crews and pulls in upwards of $200,000 per year.

    Myself, I've got a Master's in Electrical and Computer Engineering, and I'm a wedding and portrait photographer. Since photography has gone digital, my skills with all things electronic are extremely valuable. The guys who have been shooting film for 20 years barely know how to work their digital cameras, maintain their computers, set up a website, and figure out enough photoshop to retouch a photo or use a sepia-toned plug-in. I make more as a photographer than I ever would as an engineer, I'm my own boss, and work from home.

    Don't think that just because you're a techie, you have to work in the computer industry. It's one thing to build tools...it's something else to use them. xtq

  481. Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always wanted a spam filter with 1000% accuracy!
    pq

  482. That's okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because SQL Server 2000 is pretty much the best database around for the price.

    Who needs all that integrated.NET stuff anyway? fz

  483. National Sovereignty... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does this say to the citizens of a country when your government will deliver you into the hands of a foreign power when you've not broken the laws of your own nation?

    The civil war in Columbia started as a question of National Sovereignty over the extradition (to the United States) of a cocaine producer, which was not against the law in Columbia at the time. This extradition led to the increasing popularity of the FARC, and their accompyaning (Stalinist) socialist platform, increased cocain production and exportation (to the United States) in order to finance both right wing and left wing paramilitaries, and increased hardships for the poorest of Columbias people, who were already suffering due to ecconomic hardships and a lack of basic civil rights for the majority of Columbias people.

    Actions such as these cause increased mistrust of a nations government, lend credence to dangerous or misguided political movements, (rightfully) increases anti-American sentiment, leads to internal social conflict, and increase crime in the nation that would extradite for an offense that is not illegal in that country.

    Given that Australia is not a third-world country, is not a narcotics exporting country, and has a stable and (I assume) fair form of government, it is unlikely that the repecussions will be as unsettling or as harmful as has occurred in Columbia.

    Still, demanding extradition for an offense that is not illegal in the offenders country, and was not committed in the requesters country, does not serve a nations national interest, as it will weaken it's ability to (ethically and effectively) influence the other nations policies, creates mistrust among the citizens and governments of other nations, and makes traveling abroad more dangerous for the nations citizens due to misguided attacts against it's citizens.

    I a company is doing business in a foreign land, then they must be willing to deal with the law (or lack of law) and culture as it exists there. If the company wishes to have that law changed, they should follow the tradition and procedure of that countrynot lobby their own government to have its law enforced on foreign soil.

    If this man has broken Australian law, he should be prosecuted under Australian law, or if it is a civil offense there, the harmed American parties should sue in Australian courts.

    The US pressing for extradition in this case may seem like a "win" to the companies who produced the software, but for everyone else, and for US relations with Australia, this could be a big loss in the long run.

    tkh

  484. Time wasted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People have been doing research for thousands of years, and most of the research have led to woudnerful discoveries, but.. to be honest, I cant see that this discovery can leed to any major breakthoughs. Not even minor ones. yws

  485. The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All these suggestions make the naive assumption that people in general learn from past mistakes. pg

  486. Old story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This one [slashdot.org]. The researchers here appear to be putting an academic imprimateur on the model discussed in 2000. mh

  487. Barcelona, Spain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's understandable that you don't know about it, but the case is that lots of people in Barcelona (the main city in Catalonia) just don't agree being part of Spain. Here's a site that explains this in English.

  488. That's okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As technically inferior MySQL is to Postgres, MySQL has a few major things going for it that ensure it's niche.

    1. Easy to install on Windows. The average coder at a Windows-only farm can easily run the executable and have the latest version running on their developer box. Not all companies allow you to have multiple boxes, and many force you (via draconion security measures) to only run windows with certain software installed. Postgres NEEDS a user-friendly Win32 installer, perhaps with a similar info-item like MySQL has. This is a MUST for companies to start to take notice. Then, a PHB can even play with it and like it.

    2. Marketing. While open-source, MySQL has a nice marketing engine behind it. A beautiful webpage, online and PRINT adds, and magazine and newspaper articles CONSTANTLY writing about the "little database that could" every few week / months. Postgres needs to start getting the word out, and hype it a little. Just because a product is superior, doesn't mean it will thrive. There are tons of examples out there: Beta vs VHS, Windows vs OS X, etc. For a database to be used, it must be allowed and "signed off" by a manager of some sort. Most will take reputation + support + "ooh, nice webpage" over a product that might be better, but they know nothing about it.

    3. More management tools. MySQL has a couple out there that look and run great; very professional looking. This earns respect from PHB's, as they are easily misled by such niceties.

    Don't get me wrong. MySQL is nice, but doesn't have what I need most (Views, triggers, etc). Postgres may not be perfect, but I think it is superior. We just need to get the word out to those "not in the know". fjn

  489. How long 'til lawsuits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "wonder how long before Starbucks and HP get John Doe lawsuits in the mail"

    Answer: Never.

    Here's a clue about how to avoid lawsuits: don't break the law.

    <bart lq

  490. Bayesian Unsupervised Learning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FYI, modern MRI scanners use bayesian noise reduction during image processing. I used to work in a MRI research laboratory, and our director had pioneered the application of Bayesian noise-filtering algorithms in post-processing of image data.

    Oddly enough, our director of research was notoriously difficult person to schedule a meeting with. Makes me wonder about 'unsupervised learning'... nc

  491. what did you expect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The computer is nothing special -- just another thing. You have plumbers and electicians, etc. Computer service is really just another semi-skilled trade that anyone could do if they wanted to invest a little time to learn, but they prefer to use their time in other pursuits.

    I often pick up painting jobs for a few extra bucks (and because I like doing some manual labor from time to time). I don't think it's any different than doing basic computer service.

    Isn't a goal of the computer field to have pooters so easy to use that anyone can do it? If I was feeling grumpy I would happily argue that most trades which the typical geek might describe as "lowly" or "pathetic" are actually more challenging than 90% of computer related tasks performed by conceited pricks in the IT field. And the most conceited of the bunch never touch the 10% of work which required any degree of intelligence, but they are simply insecure fems who think that somehow working on a computer makes them better than others.

    puu
  492. Some of that Spit and Polish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Much as I love a good MS Bashing, I'll tell you what I find really lacking (personally) for PostgreSQL and other OSS RDBMSs - a good GUI management tool.

    Something that helps you craft medium-complicated joins quickly with a few clicks and drags.

    For example, see this screenshot [phrogz.net] from Visual Interdev working on MSSQL2k, creating a SQL Query for a stored proc. Sure, it's almost trivial to hand-write the SQL code. But it was even easier to just select a few tables, click on the fields I want, right-click on the joins (created automatically from the database structure) to change their type, and be done.

    I use PGSQL for all my personal projects now, but I sorely miss the speed that a GUI editor like this allowed me.

    lbm
  493. This is news??? Who the fuck cares! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God, how fucking petty is slashdot getting???

    Sure, hotmail was down, boo-hoo. It's a free email service. Deal with it.

    Why is slashdot determined to report every single trivial detail when it comes to Microsoft? Try to stick with the big stories, please, not "Bill Gates forgets to lift toilet seat!" or "Steve Ballmer takes up two parking spaces in Microsoft parking lot!"
    hpc

  494. Removing the Player Isn't the Good Part! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The European Commission draft requires Microsoft to share proprietary information with rival server makers"

    That's always my sticking point. I'm not as much bothered that they support video playback in their default system (they also support image playback and text playback, after all) as to their generally incompatible and excessively proprietary methods. uxe

  495. A lot of astronomers don't want to count Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quoth grandparent: Pluto should be labeled an asteroid since it's smaller than even our own moon.

    Quoth parent: Frankly, I don't understand this line of reasoning. Why does it matter, with regards to whether something is a "planet" or not, whether that thing is bigger than, for example, our moon?

    I agree with parent that in this case size really doesn't matter: it's all in how you use what you got.

    Historically, Neptune was discovered because it was perturbing Uranus' orbit: its existence was theorized long before it was directly observed. Similarly, Pluto was discovered because it was found that Neptune alone was not sufficient to account for all of Uranus' irregularity. While Pluto isn't very big, its size and orbit are such that it definitely affects the other planets.

    In practice then, what we have actually used to distinguish a planet like Pluto from a large body that is not a planet, like Chiron (roughly as big, discovered 1977), is whether the object interacts in a measurable way with known planets. If it does, then accord it planet status because it is clearly part of the planetary system.

    In view of this, the new discovery is probably not a planet, unless it has a weird orbit like Pluto and would account for some of the remaining difference between planetary observations and expectations.

    But what do I know? IANAA. zb

  496. Certified SMTP Hosts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What would work well is SSL certified SMTP relays. If every valid SMTP relay needed an SSL certificate then, If spam was sent their SSL certificate could easily be rejected. And hosts that didn't have one at all could just be dropped.

    SSL certificates are costly, and that limits everyone from having one. However, there is no reason the Open Source community could not make up our own root certficate, and have an SMTP SSL certificate signing organization. Where we verify the authenticity of someone before we give them a cert. For a small fee to cover costs. It wouldn't be like we'd have to convince Netscape, Microsoft, Apple and whoever else makes a browser to include the cert. It'd just need to be available for people hosting servers to download.

    Yes, this would mean rejecting massive amounts of email to begin with. Maybe some intern solution could be thought of as people move over to it?

    Ideas? Comments?

    ga
  497. One answer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "How many companies these days are willing to drop money into some technology that may not turn a profit for many years?"

    The kind that is already doing very well financially and wants to solidify a reputation of innovation. Similar to Microsoft's $1 billion donation to Africa. vda

  498. BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY! YOU WILL EMBRACE MYSQL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a good example of how far behind MySQL really is. I don't want to degrade the db; I have used it on several PHP/MySQL driven sites. However, Oracle, IBM, Microsoft, Sybase and others have had transactions for many years. I have only been developing professionally for about 7 years (circa 97), but I started out on SQL Server 6.5 which had full support for transactions. SQL Server 7.0 had support (via MTS) for distrubuted transactions (across multiple databases). If MS had this back in 1997, you know Oracle had it before then. afy

  499. But who wins in the end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I personally don't like Microsoft... but you have to ask yourself if Media Player is removed who is affected by this in a negative way?

    Microsoft. Oh, you meant in the short term? Possibly users. In the long term however this stops Microsoft being able to leverage their desktop monopoly into a format monopoly (where was.wma 3 years ago?) into a media player monopoly (where were.wma players 3 years ago? you can now buy windows only wma only players) into a net-broadcast monopoly (that you can only view with media player on an approved platform).

    In the long run it might be necessary to hurt consumers a little bit today to protect them tomorrow. Ideally the solution will involve forcing them to support a patent unencumbered license unencumbered format alongside (or instead of) wma to ensure they can't use their existing monopoly to destroy interoperability. itj

  500. The Ballad of Matthew Dillon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There once was a fellow named Dillon [imdb.com]
    Whom everyone thought was a villain [aboutmary.com],
    He cried, "That's not me!"
    "I use BSD!"
    "Because I find it fulfillin'."

    W xci

  501. Coffee and music -- Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's say you're sitting at a Starbucks, drinking some coffee. You hear a song over the speakers you happen to like. All you have to do is call out: "Could I get this on a CD, please?" They burn you the CD. On your way out (or right then) you pick it up... It works perfectly together... kr

  502. A plea for relief from Microsoft's escalating ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A plea for relief from Microsoft's escalating anti-competitive tactics. [blogspot.com]

    An open letter to antitrust, competition, consumer and trade practice monitoring agency officials worldwide.

    The role of trade practice and antitrust legislation is to provide the consumer with protection from abusive business practices and monopolies. In one of the most serous cases of monopolization in the information technology industry, the agencies charged with protecting the competitive process and the consumer have utterly failed to stem the offending corporation's anti-competitive practices.

    The Microsoft corporation has been under continuous investigation by antitrust policing agencies since 1989. Despite this scrutiny, the Microsoft corporation, using covert and overt anti-competitive business tactics, has maintained an unabated campaign against alternatives to Microsoft Windows operating system platforms and Microsoft applications.

    For years the Microsoft corporation has earned around 70% to 80% net profit from sales of its operating systems and application software. Only in areas like Thailand where GNAA/Linux on the desktop has just begun to gain a foothold has Microsoft stated that it will release versions of its operating system platform and application software at a lower price to Original Equipment Manufactures (OEMs) and retail consumers than is available in the rest of the modern world. Consumers benefit where real competition exists.

    The world desktop operating system market remains predominantly monopolized by Microsoft. Over the last decade, Microsoft continued to lever its desktop platform monopoly to the point where it now holds a dominant position worldwide in the application office suite and web browser software markets. On its own, the current USA Department Of Justice (DOJ) settlement with the Microsoft corporation has failed to bring about any restoration of serous competition to the desktop operating system market. Microsoft continues to use similar anti-competitive business tactics in an attempt to monopolize the digital media player and the desktop services server markets. Competing vendors increasingly find that they can no longer compete with Microsoft if they limit themselves to only the traditional closed source model of software development.

    In the last six years information technology vendors have adopted techniques and resources from two existing movements geared toward the construction of software. The newer open source movement, represented by the non-profit Open Source Initiative (OSI) corporation, emphasizes the licensing of software in a manner which encourages its collaborative development in an open environment. The older free software movement, represented by the non-profit Free Software Foundation (FSF), focuses on the ethical issues surrounding the licensing of software. The free software movement emphasizes freedoms which are often taken for granted outside of the field of software: the freedom to use, study how something works, improve or adapt it and redistribute.

    The Free Software Foundation offers two software license schemes which are compatible with their own goals and those of the Open Source Initiative: The GNU General Public License (GPL) and the GNU Library General Public License (LGPL). Essentially, the GPL and LGPL licenses grant the recipient extra rights than that granted by copyright law. Both licenses insure that a contributer or distributer of a GPL or LGPL licensed work may not further impede downstream recipients the rights granted by the same license. Many developing software in an open source manner have realized that this benefit offered by the GPL and LGPL licenses outweigh any potential losses. The licensing also insures that no contributing or distributing vendor or group of vendors could potentially monopolize the market, insuring that real market competition dictates price. Just as the automotive industry can commonize on standards

  503. Visa Commercial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except it would be a Mastercard commercial. xg

  504. Cars, DVDs, what's the difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the fact that the DVD is pure information and a car is a physical object, not subject to casual duplication, might be a difference, but who knows? co

  505. Sedition and Internet free speach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sedition is defined as speach which advocates the immedate and violent overthrow of the government in a fashion as to provide a clear and present danger, if my memory serves me correctly.
    My question is, would an internet website fall into that catigory, as it does not have the same force as say, Hitler in the Haufbrauhause with like, 2,000 SA going to storm the Bavarian capital building. It does have a wider audience, but due to the decentralized nature I doubt that a website can provide a clear and present danger or immediate action at all. Am I wrong? Does the PATRIOT Act redefine it in such a way as to make it "terrorism?" sb

  506. US Army Needs This Robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As I recall, the US Army was suffering from a shortage of bugle players to play taps for the passing generation of soldiers. They developed a digital bugle [geek.com] that can play taps even if the bugler is incompetent, drunk, or both.

    Since Toyota has now developed a vastly more complicated technology that can be used to solve the same problem as the slightly complicated one above, I look forward to future Pentagon procurement hearings.

    Note to self: Sarcasm in this post often results in massive retribution.
    uke

  507. Re:Not easy to port from Microsoft to KDE librairi by effco · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes It seems it's easier to port from MFC to wxWindows :
    http://www-106.ibm.com/developerworks/linux/lib rar y/l-mfc/

  508. Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why am I not surprised Microsoft claims its an internal problem?

    Actually, it would make more sense when Microsoft would claim it was an attack. Internal problems can be blaimed on the company (bad software design, bad system administration, etc.), external attacks can't, only for a lack of security or something like that. But in most cases, a company gets away quite well with an external attack. as

  509. Legality of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's the legality of An Anti-DoS Tool That Returns Fire [slashdot.org]? It sounds pretty vigilante to me, but what sort of laws would be applicable to it? yj

  510. Blazingly high? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the Crusoe chip. These machines have a new chip, the Efficeon. Quoting from the article:

    "The new Efficeon TM8600 is designed to improve performance while maintaining the low power consumption required by ultraportable notebooks--such as the 2-pound MM20. Sharp's tests showed that Efficeon delivers about 1.4 times the performance of Crusoe, Hanly says."

    I don't know if 1.4 times the Crusoe should be considered fast, but at least it's faster... doa

  511. sliding down the glass.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hey, remember linus signed some pretty odd things during LCA:)

    Yeah, my wife still refuses to wash her left breast.... nu

  512. Precedent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm not sure, but I don't think the US extradites US citizens to other countries.
    Well, that's what we have the Internet for, isn't it?

    Extracted from the US to:
    Ireland [archives.tcm.ie]

    Hong Kong [info.gov.hk]

    Yugoslavia [geocities.com]

    I am by no means an expert on this, these are just some google results. iaq

  513. MICHAEL SUCKS COCK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    STORY AT 11

  514. Consider the Jihad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    michael - Background Information

    Michael is perhaps the most hated editor on Slashdot, with the absence of JonKatz. Before signing on as an editor on Slashdot, Michael Sims was busy making a name for himself as a colossal jerk in the Censorware scandal. He then moved on to Slashdot, his feeling of self-importance and small-mindedness in tow, where his ability to abuse his power is exercised constantly.

    Modus Operandi

    Michael is known for his derisive attitude towards Slashdot readers, unrealistic and hypocritic stance on nearly every issue, and generally obnoxious behavior.

    Injustices

  515. Re:Not easy to port from Microsoft to KDE librairi by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1

    Well, not really. It's still a huge leap. Then you have the problem that wxWindows apps don't really feel native on any platform, which makes it a suboptimal solution. If you're going to port an app IMHO you should do it properly and get native UI in there (GTK or Qt) and maybe leave the backend to Winelib until you've got it all ported over to platform abstractions that work, unlike widget toolkit abstractions.

  516. Re:Not easy to port from Microsoft to KDE librairi by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Nope, not really. MFC is totally dependent on Win32, it exposes details all over the place like the message passing model, window handles and so on. It's also a disgustingly ugly API.

    I'd love to know how this "porting and migration center" is going to deal with all the desktop software that isn't as easy to port as UNIX server software is. It's not even like OpenOffice can deal with all MS Office documents, in particular the ones where people abuse Excel as a database, have MS Access databases lying around, write VBScript apps in Word etc.

  517. I'd say it's overblown except by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    that almost nobody is really taking this seriously, so the lack of interest in space defense seems about right to me. The human species has survived 2 million years without going the way of the dinosaur. It seems like there are many reasons to not stress out about this:
    • Low risk/reward ratio, public money is much better spent elsewhere. If someone else wants to spend their money on this, more power to them.
    • Our technology is very rapidly advancing, especially relative to the amount of time that passes (on average) between significant asteroid hits. 100 years ago we were completely helpless. 50 years ago, we had nukes, but no missles that were even close to being able to deliver them, in another 50 or 100 years, this may be a yawner due to general technology advances.

    To be completely flippant (and yes, I do realize there is a risk, I just think it is relatively low)... boring! I just hope this doesn't turn into another cause where misguided celebrities drive us into spending money on it disproportionally like certain trendy diseases. fnk