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FTC Recommends Bounty on Spammers

joke-boy writes "AP reports that as part of the CANSPAM legislation, the FTC has issued a report recommending placing taxpayer-funded 6-figure bounties on spammers, much like the bounties placed on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted."

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  1. Oh yea.... by Krypto420 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now these bastard are gonna make *ME* rich!!!!

    1. Re:Oh yea.... by nmoog · · Score: 5, Funny

      says he with a free-ipod spam sig.

    2. Re:Oh yea.... by christopherfinke · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's actually not a scam; it's a new type of marketing. Rather than spending money on ads to try and get people to sign up for offers, the sponsors spend the money on iPods (or whatever) as gifts to people who bring a certain amount of eyes to their product. You can read what Wired said about it here: http://www.wired.com/news/mac/0,2125,64614,00.html Oh, and feel free to sign up using my link :-)

  2. Their Figures are a Little Off by christopherfinke · · Score: 4, Insightful
    What would it take to get someone to turn in one of those spammers who send millions of unwanted e-mails? At least $100,000, the Federal Trade Commission figures.
    Really? If I knew someone who was spamming, I'd turn them in for free. Any cash would just be a bonus.
    1. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by bizpile · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Really? If I knew someone who was spamming, I'd turn them in for free. Any cash would just be a bonus.

      You make a good point. It's like when they double the bounty on Osama. Like people in Pakistan/Afganistan are sitting around saying, "You know, I'd turn him in for $50 million, but $25 million just doen't speak to me."

      Actually, I'd turn in a spammer just to get a couple of free punches ;).

    2. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Veridium · · Score: 3, Informative

      I know how you feel... But now these types of people will be looking for spammers.

      Kinda funny and strangely satisfying at the same time.

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    3. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by mcc · · Score: 4, Funny

      1. Send massive amounts of spam
      2. Profit
      3. Frame someone else for having sent the massive amount of spam
      4. Get them on the "most wanted spammers" list
      5. Turn them in for $100,000
      6. Profit more

    4. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Veridium · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now picture a spammer having to deal with him. Perhaps the FTC is going too far?

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    5. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I turn in a dozen clearly fraudulent spams a month, which are blithely ignored by law enforcement. The problem is not "catching". The law enforcement agencies can easily, if they wish, get subpoenas to track the records or follow a canceled check or credit card to get the worst of the spammers.

      The problem is that they can't be bothered unless it involves hundreds of thousands of dollars of blatant wire fraud, and even then they're quite incompetent at following the evidence or even prosecuting for the right crime.

    6. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by evilmrhenry · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While you may turn in any spammers you know about, the purpose of a bounty is to reward those that take a bit of time to actually track one down.

      For example, a 6 figure bounty would be a good reward, even if it took a few months of full-time work to find the spammer.

    7. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Threni · · Score: 2, Funny

      > You're not going to see "world-famous physicist" at the top of Stephen
      > Hawking's webpage (and yes, I checked. It's not there).

      Yes, but he DOES claim to be "The dopest shiz-nit in the universe":

      http://www.mchawking.com/

    8. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by stephanruby · · Score: 4, Funny
      "From 18 to 80 Blind crippled or Crazy If they can't walk or crawl we'll Drag Em Back".

      I'm glad they're ADA compliant.

    9. Re:Their Figures are a Little Off by Ronald+Dumsfeld · · Score: 2, Funny
      Now picture a spammer having to deal with him. Perhaps the FTC is going too far?
      They didn't say "dead or alive", so they're not going far enough.
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  3. Six Figures? by josh3736 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I can understand six figure rewards for those on the ten most wanted list, but for spammers?

    Surely there are things that money could be better spent on. Like say, the implementation of a new email protocol. Or (gasp!) things like Social Security or education.

    1. Re:Six Figures? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well the question becomes, how much is spam costing us, and will knocking out these spammers actually solve the problem long enough to be worth the money, or will new ones just crop up to fill the void? This should be obvious but for some reason I feel a need to share anyway.

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    2. Re:Six Figures? by gl4ss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      maybe they're trying to save money in the seven figures from goverment buro's and education institutions by decreasing amounts of spam.

      (yeah it's kinda high especially with the quite easy frameup process compared to most other crime)

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    3. Re:Six Figures? by savagedome · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Top ten most wanted deserve 7 and 8 figures.

      But seriously, screw these scum of the earth bastards. Remember those days when web was a nice place and everybody you knew had a cutesy little homepage and you would leave cute little message in their guest books and such with your name and email and such. DAMN I WANT THAT BACK. That was a nicer web instead of trying to take every bit of care not to leak your email EVEN ONCE. Coming up with NOSPAM crap in your email addresses while posting them somewhere in the hope that some bastard spammer's spider won't catch that. Putting all those funky signs and punctuation and ascii characters to fool those spiders. Using spam filters, white lists, black lists, bayseian etc. etc. Telling everybody not to send, forward anything and never to use your email except for personal reasons.

      And then your girlfriend sends you that cute little card to your email account from that cutesy flowery website that is an email harvester.

      DAMN I WANT THE OLD WEB BACK BEFORE THESE SPAMMERS CAME AND TOOK IT OVER.

    4. Re:Six Figures? by josh3736 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I'd say one could compare spam to P2P music downloading.

      When Napster became big, the RIAA shut it down. But then 3 more P2P apps popped up to fill that void. Then the RIAA tried to shut them down. Rinse and repeat, there's now 64 different filesharing apps just for Windows.

      Now look at spam. Every time the FTC or whatever government agency shuts down a spammer, how many more will pop up to fill the void?

      Free music or free money. There's a risk with both -- getting sued by the RIAA or having the Federal government on your ass.

      What we really need to do is figgure out how to make it so that spam isn't profitable. Ever.

    5. Re:Six Figures? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 4, Funny
      What we really need to do is figgure out how to make it so that spam isn't profitable. Ever.

      You'd have to legislate out stupidity.

      Fools buy stuff via spam, the companies involved feel justified in hiring a central marketing firm, who in turn hires the spammer.

      We have to get rid of the fools.

    6. Re:Six Figures? by PatientZero · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Suddenly sending out a million spams is costing you big time.

      And just as suddenly running a developer mailing list is no longer possible without outside funding. *Poof!*

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    7. Re:Six Figures? by Saeger · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What we really need to do is figgure out how to make it so that spam isn't profitable. Ever.

      What if almost nothing was worth *buying* from someone else because you could "replicate" it yourself locally? The end of (most) material scarcity is just one of the economic implications of molecular manufacturing; it will remove a lot of the incentive behind being an asshole trying to get ahead by any means necessary. Which reminds me of a quote:

      For at least another hundred years we must pretend to ourselves and to every one that fair is foul and foul is fair; for foul is useful and fair is not. Avarice and usury and precaution must be our gods for a little longer still. -- John Maynard Keynes

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  4. Add physical punishment.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Like a good caning or flogging plus prison time and life bankrupting fines and I'm sold on this!!!!

  5. Hoping For More... by EodLabs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bounty is a good idea, but I was hoping for more of a Mad Max scenario. You know, 2 Men Enter... 1 (non-spamming) man leaves

  6. Bad Idea by ravenspear · · Score: 4, Funny

    This action will hurt consumers.

    You see, now I'm going to have to increase the cost of my penis enlargement pills to cover the increased risk this represents.

    1. Re:Bad Idea by bluewee · · Score: 5, Funny
      Dear FTC:

      I am reporting a spammer, RAVENSPEAR, an IP will be provided by SlashDot, and the address will be provided by the ISP. Could I get the sum payed out to me in 5 installments of 20,000 USD over 5 years?

      Alex

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  7. Innocent Spammers by Cat9117600 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What about the people who are unknowingly sending spam from their cracked computers? Is this basically saying that there is a 6-digit bounty for the grandmother who doesn't know enough to keep her computer secure?

    1. Re:Innocent Spammers by alatesystems · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course. She is a terrorist then. Any "compassionate conservative" could tell you that, especially John Ashcroft. You might ask him how the USA PATRIOT act has saved the world too.

      For the dense, all of the above was my cynicism exposing itself.

      I don't support a bounty unless you can find the person who actually originated it, not the grandmother with the infected computer. This is impossible because of the nature of the internet(routed through zombie after zombie).

      I think it's a really bad idea and opens the door for Ashcroft or whoever is to enforce this to say "you sent spam" and you to have no recourse.

      Chris

    2. Re:Innocent Spammers by lightspawn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about just making the idiots who let their computers get infected sit in stockade for a few days?

      What a great idea! How wonderful! How utterly sensible! We all know nobody has a right to operate a computer unless they first verify all code running on it to be secure. It's not the vendor's fault. Just like people who die in airline crashes deserve it because they did not verify the plane would land safely.

      "You know less about computers than I do, so you're stupid and don't deserve to use one" is a stupid, childish attitude, and it has to go. This is exactly the kind of thing that makes people hate geeks.

    3. Re:Innocent Spammers by dasunt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What a great idea! How wonderful! How utterly sensible! We all know nobody has a right to operate a computer unless they first verify all code running on it to be secure. It's not the vendor's fault. Just like people who die in airline crashes deserve it because they did not verify the plane would land safely.

      I'm not expected to know 100% about my car. But if I avoid doing safety basic precautions (replacing tires when they are bald) and get into trouble (sliding into another car on a rainy night) then a good lawyer is going to rightfully pin part of the blame on me.

      Legal precedents could apply in other ways, such as creating an attractive nuisence.

  8. Yeah but by hypermike · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Six-figure incentives are the only way to persuade people to disclose the identity of co-workers, friends and others they know are responsible for flooding online mailboxes with unsolicited pitches for prescription drugs, weight loss plans and other products, according to an agency report Thursday.

    I dont think spammers run around telling coworkers and relatives they send spam. These people keep to themselves.

    How does that quote go? The only way for 3 people to keep a secret is if 2 of them are dead.

    It works for crime because most criminals like to brag, no incentive to brag here.

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  9. that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by CAIMLAS · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why make the taxpayers pay for cleaning up the internet of spam?

    Make the spammers pay out the bounty. There's absolutely no reason to make taxpayers (you know, citizens) suffer and go further in debt (via the nation) for the crimes to humanity that spammers have perpetrated.

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    1. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Presumably the spammers' assets will be seized. Maybe some of that money can go back into the system to pay the bounties, et cetera.

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    2. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by 1u3hr · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Make the spammers pay out the bounty. There's absolutely no reason to make taxpayers (you know, citizens) suffer and go further in debt (via the nation) for the crimes to humanity that spammers have perpetrated.

      RTFA. Not enough money is recovered from spammers, even the few that are prosecuted. There is a small number of big spammers, who are smart enough to keep their money safe from seizure, and a lot who live in trailer parks. The benefit to society as a whole is worth the cost if it deters.

    3. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by pclminion · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why make the taxpayers pay for cleaning up the internet of spam?

      The same reason we use taxpayer dollars to clean up litter thrown into the streets by assholes. Someone has to clean up the shit. Bitching about "fairness" doesn't magically make trash disappear.

      Do you also believe that taxpayer funding of prisons is unfair? Taxpayer funding of police is unfair? Taxpayer funding of the court systems is unfair? After all, why should we pay to have our own laws enforced?

      Make the spammers pay out the bounty.

      This is deluded. A $100,000 judgement against a spammer is all well and good, but if that person doesn't possess $100,000, you're up shit's creek. Are you aware of the absolute nightmare it is to actually collect on a court judgement, even for small amounts? Just because the judge says it doesn't make it so.

      There's absolutely no reason to make taxpayers (you know, citizens) suffer and go further in debt

      Uh.. How the hell does it incur debt? The money doesn't vanish into thin air. It is given to the bounty hunter, who will presumably spend that money and pump it right back into the economy again. Every time money moves, the government gets a cut. After a short while, it's all back in the system again.

      There are other reasons why the bounty idea sucks, but it isn't because it's "not fair."

    4. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by TykeClone · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This is deluded. A $100,000 judgement against a spammer is all well and good, but if that person doesn't possess $100,000, you're up shit's creek. Are you aware of the absolute nightmare it is to actually collect on a court judgement, even for small amounts? Just because the judge says it doesn't make it so.

      That's because we don't extract the judgement from them in the form of unpleasant work. We've got a big country and we could find some nice ironic punishment for spammers - something that would require them to be unconnected and outside - maybe washing rocks on a beach in Alaska.

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    5. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by nwbvt · · Score: 2, Informative

      RTFA. The finding of the report was that penalizing the spammers would not provide enough to finance a bounty system.

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    6. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by edunbar93 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, actually I couldn't help but notice that you pay the police to do this kind of thing.

      So is it unfair to make the taxpayers pay to clean up the streets of common thugs and fraudsters? Spamhaus seems to think that the majority of our spam comes from about 200 spammers. Put a dozen of them in prison, and the rest will start to think harder about what they do and whether or not they can continue to operate.

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    7. Re:that's hardly fair to the taxpayers by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why make the taxpayers pay for cleaning up the internet of spam?

      Apparently you don't know how much (assuming your from the US) we spend on incarcerating people here in the US. Its on order of $40,000 a year for your basic inmate, and we have the highest (AFAIK) percentage of our population in jail/prison than any other country.

      I would gladly pay out of my pocket (not $100,00 I don't have that :) to get a spammer off of the 'net.

      BTW, please call 1-800-884-9510 and say "you people suck". More info can be found at my previous post here.

  10. Re:Allow me to say by uberdave · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh yeah. Now since the playing field is little even, let me get my catcher's mit.

    Why did I just imagine someone grinning evilly whilst cocking a machine pistol?

  11. They didn't recommend it by po_boy · · Score: 5, Informative

    I think that they determined that it would take $100,000 - $250,000 for people to turn in people that they knew were spamming, but according to the article: The FTC, in a report requested by Congress, did not take a position on whether such a system was a good idea. To me, that sounds like the refrained from recommending it.

    I guess it's up to us to convince them that it's a good idea.

    Note: they recommend that this money come from taxpayers, but in an effort to try to cut down on that, can I suggest we find another source of it? Perhaps we need to not only look to civil penalties from the spammers, but also from the ISPs who behave negligently toward spammers.

  12. Re:Donations by christopherfinke · · Score: 4, Funny
    Just tell me where I can donate to the bounties.
    Chris Finke
    920 Delaware St SE #3003
    Minneapolis, MN 55414

    Thanks in advance!
  13. Won't do much by Dorsai42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When there's a bounty on the advertisers who use the spammers, then we'll see a reduction in spam

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    1. Re:Won't do much by thomasdelbert · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Would be a nice way to catch one - pose as an advertiser. Now spammers don't know who to trust.

      - Thomas;

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  14. Re:Allow me to say by Drawkcab · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A bounty doesn't really make sense the way that spammers are currently prosecuted. Most spammers just get a slap on the wrist. Until spammers actually start getting serious hard time or huge civil penalties, then the value of the bounty would be greater than the cost to most spammers. This would make it beneficial for a small time spammer to partake in their own bounty.

    If bounties given out were a percentage of the fines actually collected from spammers (which ideally should be really painful for big spammers), rather than some fixed range, then a bounty system would make sense. And spammers who manage to launder their profits so the fines don't stick need to get prison time.

  15. Tax funded? by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry, I have a problem with that. We can easily raise millions in voluntary contributions for a Ralsky Kneecapping Fund.

    -jcr

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  16. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your post advocates a

    ( ) technical (x) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

    approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    ( ) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
    ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
    ( ) The police will not put up with it
    ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    (x) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    ( ) Asshats
    ( ) Jurisdictional problems
    ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    (x) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    (x) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    ( ) Extreme profitability of spam
    (x) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
    ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    ( ) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    (x) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever
    been shown practical
    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    ( ) Blacklists suck
    ( ) Whitelists suck
    ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
    ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
    ( ) Sending email should be free
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    ( ) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
    ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    ( ) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
    (x) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
    ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your
    house down!
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  17. After thinking about it... by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have, in the past, made a handful of comments w.r.t. the spam problem. After thinking about it for a bit, I've come to realize that the solution is not so much in applying new technology but applying new people.

    Think about it: Right now, almost everything that lands in the spammer's inbox is signal because right now, no one in their right mind responds to offers for the hottest young teens on the net and herbal viagra. Thus, it's trivial for them to send out a hundred million e-mails and it's also easy to sort through the maybe one thousand people dumb enough to respond: It's almost ALL signal.

    But, suppose that of those hundred million people, ten million clicked the link and a million responded. The S/N ratio goes from 10:1 to 1:1000 or 1:10000. It's no longer going to be economical for the spammer to sort through so much static. It should be possible to respond to, perhaps, 1/10 or 1/20 of the spam you get. It won't take much... Just something like "I'm very intrigued by your offer. Please tell me more." You can't use a computer script to generate responses, because they can easily be filtered out just like you filter 99% of spam. You'll maybe spend 30 minutes a day to respond to 60 spams.

    Before long, the bastards will spend so goddamn much time sorting through the static that they won't be able to send more! The only problem is, what do we do to reedcuate the millions of idiots (ie the ones who create the problem in the FIRST PLACE!!!) who are (mostly) trained to pound the delete key?

  18. no bounty but maybe.... by zogger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ....confiscation and public destruction of zombie computers. Then just *perhaps* enough people would bingo to what they are running and how they are running stuff on their computers to treat them with a little more intelligence, and they in turn might go seek out those who supplied them with inadequate products that are sold with no warranties, the vendors and software makers who ship these easily zombified boxes.

    It's way past time products that come brand new pre-borked got recalled and the vendors ordered to "not do that".

    We as consumers and the government wouldn't put up with "acme doors" that failed to swing open and closed, failed to lock adequately, and anyone could open with a gentle shove when it was allegedly latched, but with computers connected to the internet they can ship totally insecure crap and profit from it to the tune of hundreds of billions with little recourse for the consumer when they get owned or the dang thing fails to function as advertised.

    And really, the thought of a legion of whizzed off grandmothers who had their zombie computers confiscated descending on a computer and software marketing weasel convention and laying waste with brooms is rather a nice image.

    YOUNG MAN *WHACK* DON'T YOU EVER *WHACK* SELL THAT SHODDY MERCHANDISE AGAIN!! *WHACK WHACK WHACK*

  19. Bounty on Spammers?!? by pyrrhonist · · Score: 2, Funny
    FTC Recommends Bounty on Spammers

    Well, I am just outraged! Why does the FTC want me to put paper towels on spammers? Are they going to microwave them or something? Furthermore, why does it have to be Bounty, in particular? I know it's supposed to be the, "quicker picker-upper", but, come on, can I at least use a bargain brand like Marcal? This is just insane...

    What?!?! A reward offered by the government for acts deemed beneficial to the state...?

    Oh.

    Nevermind...

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  20. Big picture by Southpaw018 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know, sometimes it's good to take a step back from our collective geekdom and look at the bigger picture. I'm thinking of this from my Mom's perspective, a woman who once didn't know what the O and I on opposide ends of a power switch meant: is this a sign of the times or what?

    We just comapred spammers to the FBI's Ten Most Wanted. Spammers are, on some level, comparable to druglords and serial killers. Isn't that true, though? Especially druglords. I can so picture a spammer sitting back with his small army of a spammed-up crew protecting him.

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  21. How about privately funded bounties? by iamlucky13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if it wouldn't be better (certainly more efficient) if large ISP's gave bounties for identifying spammers on their lines. At least it would cut out a little good ol' government waste.

  22. Re:Allow me to say by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 5, Funny

    A bounty doesn't really make sense the way that spammers are currently prosecuted.

    It does, however, make a *lot* of sense if the spammer gets to hang on my far wall encased in frozen carbonite.

    I wouldn't consider paying a bounty hunter who brought in the spammer any other way.

  23. Here we go again... by thomasdelbert · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your company advocates a

    ( ) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based (x) vigilante

    approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    (x) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    (x) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
    ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
    ( ) The police will not put up with it
    ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    (x) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    (x) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    (x) Asshats
    (x) Jurisdictional problems
    (x) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    (x) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    ( ) Extreme profitability of spam
    (x) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
    ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with Microsoft
    ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with Yahoo
    ( ) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    (x) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown practical
    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    ( ) Blacklists suck
    ( ) Whitelists suck
    ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
    ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
    ( ) Sending email should be free
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    (x) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
    (x) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    ( ) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
    (x) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid company for suggesting it.
    ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down!

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  24. Good to see some momentum by bigberk · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Let's review the facts:
    1. Spammers use stolen resources (hijacked zombie computers, DSL/cable connections) in order to further their business.
    2. Spammers do not seek consent before bombarding email systems with their marketing information.
    3. Spammers generally disrespect requests for them to stop sending unsolicited email, and in fact often send more mail after such requests (selling 'confirmed' addresses to colleagues)
    4. Spammers deliberately conceal their location of 'business', mislead consumers in their 'marketing campaigns' and forge their identities.
    It's good to see these people increasingly treated as what they really are, criminals that have been harming society and getting away with it because our current laws are too slow to catch up. What they're doing is not only annoying, but harmful to innocent peoples' systems.
  25. What a waste. Next, Please. by KarmaOverDogma · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I agree.

    Further, I am very curious as to how many bounty hunters will have will and/or the ability to get foriegn spammers to US Courts.

    This, of course, speaks nothing of the spammers who are already here.

    Spammers being actively hunted in the post Soviet Bloc countries, China, Nigeria, etc would be a very interesting thing to see if it *ever* happened, which I sincerely doubt.

    The war on spam reminds me of the war on drugs.

    And, IIRC, the war on drugs has yet to be won.

    Donald Rumsfeld, a man I am not very fond of, did correctly point out in my opinion that the war on drugs is a demand problem.

    So is Spam.

    As long as spam is profitable, it *will* continue.

    This will mainly serve to make the FTC look good while doing little (VERY little) to solve the problem.

    Our tax dollars at waste - again.

    .

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  26. Re:Allow me to say by tempest2i · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm waiting for the day we get a reality show based on the bounty hunters out searching for these spammers. *Cut to a scene of 2 large men bursting in the door and some fat balding man infront of his computer trying to eat memory keys of information before getting caught* now that's tv I'd watch!

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  27. Re:Donations by pyrrhonist · · Score: 3, Funny
    Chris Finke 920 Delaware St SE #3003 Minneapolis, MN 55414

    Dear Chris,

    Thank you for posting your home address in a public forum. Now we know where you live. Do you have any idea what we are going to do to you? Do you? We're going to...

    SEND YOU UNSOLICITED COMMERCIAL JUNK MAIL!!!!!

    MUH, HA, HA, HA!

    Sincerely,
    The International Brotherhood of Spammers and Unsolicited Bulk Email Advertisers
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  28. Re:Allow me to say by FuzzyFox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now spammers will let you MAKE MONEY FAST!!!

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  29. Make Money Fast by skribe · · Score: 3, Funny
    Dear subscriber:

    As you may know the CANSPAM legislation now includes a SIX FIGURE bounty on spammers. I am willing to share with you a list of known spammers for a paltry sum of $US10. Please send money to...

    skribe

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  30. Wait a minute... by freeze128 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What's to keep spammers from turning in other spammers? Then the spammers get MORE money.... OUR money!

    1. Re:Wait a minute... by jfengel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe we can get two spammers to turn in each other. Sure, they'd both get the bounty, but then we'd sentence them to the same jail cell. That's reality TV I'd watch.

  31. outsourcing risk by fermion · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The reason this won't work is that it, like so many other laws, are designed to punish scapegoats(how apropos) and not the criminals. The criminals outsource risk. They use plausible deniability and showcased due diligence to avoid responsibility. They go in front of the courts and congress and say things like 'I don't recall' and 'I did not know' and 'No one told me', and seldom are the laws applied in such a way that it is required that these executive be held responsible for the mismanagement and malfeasance that those answers so clearly imply.

    The fact is that major corporations, like the illegal drug dealers, outsource the most dangerous of their illegal activities to small time criminals. The discounts these small time criminals provide are the smallest part of the benefit. The real benefit comes from a judicial system that allows Wal*Mart to hire illegal aliens at wages that do no meet the federal standards, but not be responsible for the legal consequences. This shifting of responsibility away from corporation appears to the primary purpose of the modern executive. And therefore the livelihood of the million dollar executive depends on the fiction that he or she is not responsible for anything separated by the smallest sliver of paper. Even if it requires that the we assume the executive is the stupidest person in the planet, pride in ones job and oneself has become so irrelevant that stupidity is the preferable interpretation.

    This means that the spammers we are likely to catch will be replaced tomorrow, created by the corporate dual obsession with criminal behavior and outsourcing risk. They at the same time need to protect themselves from lawsuits, but also need to sell prescription drugs to kids. There is always another person who wants to earn a buck, and the pushers are always willing to set up another patsy to take the fall.

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  32. Great idea! by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 4, Funny
    Dear Slashdotters,

    Do you need a new mortgage? Do you want to earn your d1pl0ma? Do you want a Nigerian penis? Send $1 to:

    Happy Dude
    355 S 520 W, Ste. 100
    Lindon, UT 84042
    Sincerely,
    Darl McBride
  33. It's not the finding they need by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IT's testimony to bring charges and convict. I mean spamhaus can say someone is a spammer, that isn't enough to get a subpoena much less a conviction.

    What they want is someone who has direct knowledge of the spammer's illegal activities to come forward and testify. If I know Alan Rasky's been spamming because I've heard about it from an ISP, no good. If I know he's been spamming because I've been to his house, heard him talk about it, and seen the servers, that's what they want.

    Convicting someone is different from knowing they are doing something. The OCCB division of a police force knows about basically every mobster in a city. They even generally know what they do. However knowing they are a hitman is real different from having evidence that hold up in court they are. If Joe Blow says "hey that guy's a well knwon hitman" they say "Tell us something we don't know". If Joe Blow says "I saw that guy kill someone" they break out the recorder and take a statement.

  34. Terrorist Steganography in Spam by craXORjack · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The report said any reward should come from taxpayer funds because collection of civil penalties from spammers will not be enough to finance the system

    They should pay for it from the anti-terrorism funds that have already been allocated. After all, what is the largest flow of unregulated information into the US? Spam of course. They already talked about looking for steganography in pornography but sending secret messages to unidentifiable recipients using spam would be childsplay. Millions would receive the spams so the terror cell members couldn't be identified and the sender is virtually untraceable because of using rooted zombies. And due to the infinite variety of spam, what G-man could determine which spams even contain messages?

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  35. Lousy Republicans. by Gannoc · · Score: 4, Funny


    Now our tax dollars are going to go towards keeping our penises small. Great.

  36. show me the money by codepunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sounds like a nice supplement to my income I only need to bust one a year to make a really nice living. Bring it on I am more than ready!

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  37. Do they need the whole spammer? by AJWM · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or just the pelt?

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    -- Alastair
  38. When law enforcement does nothing, why bother? by Animats · · Score: 3, Interesting
    It's not that hard to find spammers. Except for the clueless guy the FTC had in charge of the project. The one who, after a year, realized they should try to follow the money. Isn't that covered in Introduction to Law Enforcement 101?

    There's a whole spammer infrastructure, a constellation of crooked companies that make profitable spamming possible. They're not hard to find. Most of them are committing felonies. So why aren't we hearing about arrests once a week or so, instead of once a year? Most of the players are actually in the US or Canada, even though they may seem to be offshore.

    Just as an exercise, I looked at the last spam I received. It was a porno spam, linking to a web site in China. But on the payment page, the form submission was to a server in Canada, connected to Bellnexxia. That's fairly common. Often, spammers don't want to process the payments through the anonymous crooked ISP that serves the data.

    What's really needed is to apply pressure to the banking system to shut down the "high risk third party billing" operations upon which spammers rely for credit card processing. A few money laundering cases would clear up that issue.

  39. Re:What a waste. Next, Please. by dthree · · Score: 2, Informative

    Worst spammers are big business? Hardly. Ask anyone if thier email is full of unsolicited GE and Chevy ads.

    Everyone I ask says no, its all pr0n, mortgages, male enhancement and bootleg software offers.

    --
    "I forgot my mantra."
  40. California spammer running for Senate by dananderson · · Score: 4, Interesting
    It's interesting the report was requested by Congress. California has a spammer, Bill Jones, running for Senate (Republican, BTW). So we can have a spammer deciding the laws for spammers. Sort of like the fox guarding the chicken house.

    California had a state law that was to go into effect where citizens can collect fines from spammers (at least in state). Unfortunately the so-called "CAN Spam Act," nullified the state law. So the CAN Spam Act actually encouraged, not discouraged SPAM. The members of Congress are no doubt technically ignorant and easily presuaded by lobbyists (especially the Direct Marketing Association) that I don't see much hope from the old geezers (no disrespect :-).

    1. Re:California spammer running for Senate by TykeClone · · Score: 2, Funny
      So we can have a spammer deciding the laws for spammers. Sort of like the fox guarding the chicken house.

      Kind of like lawyers making laws?

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      A fine is a tax you pay for doing wrong and a tax is a fine you pay for doing all right.
  41. technical solutions by Council · · Score: 2, Interesting

    (I'm new here so I don't know if this has been posted on every spam thread)

    It seems to me that the only decent technical solution to this is something like Hash Cash, which has the end result of restricting the amount of mail a computer can send per unit of time . . . at least, it would be a good addition to any existing measures. How practical is this? Would it scale properly? Etc.

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  42. Re:What a waste. Next, Please. by TykeClone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't forget Col. Mubutu and his money laundering - that's important too!

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  43. Script may be hard, but doable by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Informative

    At first I thought, "why waste the time when we have things like Eliza to do it for you?"

    Then I thought, "that's too funny, somebody must've done it already," and, yeah, here's the perl script.

    You can't use a computer script to generate responses, because they can easily be filtered out just like you filter 99% of spam. You'll maybe spend 30 minutes a day to respond to 60 spams.

    I suspect if you built up the vocabulary well enough, and, more importantly, use the content of the message with a word rank algorithm and then do some thesaurus lookups and stemming, maybe using WordNet you'd have something that would be at least as unique as what any given subset of 10000 people would come up with.

    I'm intrigued because I have a good enough ruleset now that any SpamAssassin score over 10 goes to /dev/null and I haven't seen any false positives in the past six months. I get plenty of false negatives but the hits are ready to feed to a script, and I'm too lazy to respond to them myself.

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  44. Testimonial to US Government ineffectiveness by humankind · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's all about enforcement.

    It's a sad day when one branch of the government offers a bounty to get another branch of the government off their asses to enforce laws that have been on the books for decades.

    Spammers break laws. Felony laws. 95% of all spammers break serious laws that could have them put in prison.

    We don't need people to report spammers. All someone has to do is put an unpatched windows pc on the net for a few hours and they'll be a zombie pc and start collecting info and able to identify the spammers. In a day you can have a hundred charges of computer tampering.

    Think about this come election time. We have a government that has been neutered by big business that has little concern for anything which doesn't directly affect big, multinational corporations that contribute to their campaign coffers. The apathy of the public is responsible for allowing these losers in office.

  45. Simpler (and cheaper) solution by menscher · · Score: 4, Funny
    Bounties are silly -- most geeks would do this for free.

    How about legalizing (or promising to look the other way) vigilante attacks against spam sites? If they give a phone number, set up an auto-dialer. If it's a website, launch a DoS attack. If there's a physical address, mail them a bomb. If this stuff was all legal, I guarantee the problem would solve itself.

    Seriously... bounties that are marked "dead or alive" are far more effective.

  46. Definition of Irony by nwbvt · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Should such legislation be enacted, the FTC (or whoever collects such tips) will have their inboxes flooded with bogus reports of spammers from people just wanting to make a few easy bucks.

    BTW, editors, why don't you guys RTFA once in a while. The FTC is not recommending anything. All they did was figure out what type of reward would be needed should such a system be implemented. From the article itself:

    The FTC, in a report requested by Congress, did not take a position on whether such a system was a good idea.
    Way to completely miss the point of the article.
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  47. Re:how about a big fat who gives a fuck by humankind · · Score: 2, Informative

    Almost all spam comes from the states.. originally... they may proxy through foreign systems, but it doesn't take much effort to track down the true source of the spammers. IP spoofing doesn't work in these cases... you can track down the spammers. The problem is law enforcement authorities don't do their jobs. We don't need bounties. We need attorney generals that will enforce the laws.

    Which really amazes me. Given that AGs are notorious publicity whores, someone, somewhere will finally get off their ass and put a spammer in jail and they will become a tremendous hero. This shows how un-technically-savvy most AGs are.

  48. Re:What a waste. Next, Please. by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Further, I am very curious as to how many bounty hunters will have will and/or the ability to get foriegn spammers to US Courts.

    You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive...no disintegrations!

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  49. How does this work? by bluewee · · Score: 3, Insightful
    How does this fight SPAM from other countries? Take taxatation, if you store your money on an offshore account where their LAWS are different, it does not get taxed, how does spam all of a sudden get put into a different realm?

    How about something that works: Fight SPAM

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  50. How about the hosters? by LinuxWhore · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about a reduced bounty on the ISPs that knowingly host spammers?

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  51. $$$ MAKE MONEY QUICK!!! $$$ by davejenkins · · Score: 2, Funny

    Federal programs are available to you! You can make THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS with a simple email or phone call!

    1. Find a spammer
    2. Turn him in
    3. Profit!!!

    The Federal Government wants this message to get out to all InterWeb users! So send this mail to all your friends and family!

  52. Nice bounty... by roadrunnerro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is that dead or alive?

  53. What are you talking about by robogun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know Earthlinks $16 million judgment against Howard Carmack was just a drop in the bucket for a spammer, but the 3.5 to 7 years the fed got him for should get the attention of the other ass pounders.

  54. Scam, spam, scam, spam... Sound similar? by hkmwbz · · Score: 3, Informative
    I don't know if this free iPods thing really is a scam, but what I do know is that after signing up with a throwaway e-mail address, it has been overrun by spam. These spam mails claim that I have bought something and forgot to pick it up, that the lottery prize I claimed hasn't been picked up, and so on.

    Scam? Spam? Spam for sure, and the dubious claims in the spam must be a scam. And the free iPods site brought me all of this.

    Thanks, but no thanks.

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  55. Re:Allow me to say by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 3, Funny

    Spam Boys, Spam Boys,
    What you gonna do?
    What you gonna do,
    when we ping for you?

  56. Get rich fast by sacrilicious · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The report said any reward should come from taxpayer funds because collection of civil penalties from spammers will not be enough to finance the system

    Right there the FCC has certified this as a good way to make money via fraud. All fraudsters have to do is find someone willing to be the fall guy - i.e. "become" a spammer - in return for a percentage of the reward when they're "turned in". With the above paragraph, the FCC has made the business case for this by saying that the reward will outweigh the penalty.

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  57. Re:What a waste. Next, Please. by tovarish · · Score: 2, Insightful

    most of the world's spam originates from the usa, like the world drug suppy (if you include tobacco)

  58. it's hard to legislate though by Trepidity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You could make it illegal to advertise using spammers, but that makes it easy to get framed: if I don't like your company, I can send out a billion spams advertising your products, and you get hit with a fine.