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CA's Ex-CEO Indicted on Fraud

An anonymous reader writes "CNN is carrying a story about how Sanjay Kumar, ex-CEO of Computer Associates, was indicted on fraud charges. Prosecutors said the long-running accounting fraud scheme featured what came to be known by Computer Associates employees as a "35-day month" because company books were routinely kept open until revenues exceeded projected goals. "The defendants cooked the books by simply keeping them open beyond the end of a fiscal quarter for however long it took to meet the analysts earning estimates," said Deputy Attorney General James Comey. Comey said by the time the "house of cards" collapsed, about $2.2 Billion in revenue was booked prematurely. Good thing CA settled it's case with the DOJ."

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  1. Open Letter by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


    September 23, 2004
    Dear Mr. Kumar,

    I'm interested in new some accountants who will would be real "stand up guys" for the company and hear you're looking for work. Please call me at 801-932-5800.

    Darl McBride



    de-Uglied version of this story: here

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    1. Re:Open Letter by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

      Anyhow I hope Darlie would join Kumar where he is going very soon =)

    2. Re:Open Letter by Fermier+de+Pomme+de · · Score: 1
      Where's that? House arrest in his palatial mansion?

      Sounds great can I come to. I'll bring the Grey Poupon.

    3. Re:Open Letter by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Somehow I think Darl would need much more than just a 35-day month to hit those revenue targets...

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    4. Re:Open Letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That rises what while off-topic is an interesting question to me, and even an important one for those of you from the USA.

      Some days ago, there were an interview with the libertarian party candidate for the USA presidence.

      One of the thing he sustained is that corps should loose their opacity so the "real people" can feel the pain of the damage their companies do. It seemed quite a reasonable argument.

      Now, here you have a CEO than can face even prision, just for the money... of others!

      So why thing this libertarian his ideas will make things better. The crystal clear evidence is they will not. His arguments, while sounding reasonable doesn't pass the reality-check.

    5. Re:Open Letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you translate this into English, please?

    6. Re:Open Letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may not be from a country which speaks english... that I can understand.

      But surely you must be able to speak some form of language clearly, yes? Please try one of those other languages instead. I think you'll have more success.

  2. Once again by samhain_tm · · Score: 1, Informative

    Another Enron/Worldcom like problem... shoot all the CEOs and the IT industry will prosper.

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    1. Re:Once again by Apathist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is one important difference: CA is not about to implode... in fact, throughout this whole scandal, its share price has continued to rise.

      Make of that what you will...

    2. Re:Once again by Nos. · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I think this actually might be true. Well, you may not have to shoot them, but get them the hell out of the company. I was asked to look at network monitoring solutions for the SME market (small to medium size businesses). I of course reviewed several OSS as well as other closed products. I was told that we had to use HP Openview because we'd already invested so much money into it. Does this make sense? We invested so much money in a product that we must put more into it, even if its not the best solution! Instead of something we could offer for little or no cost (Nagios, Zabbix, etc) I was supposed to look at something that would cost us $250/year (license) to monitor a single web page, from one server. A real monitoring solution monitors from at least two locations. Add in our companies cost to provide the monitoring servers, network, power, etc. and we're going to charge a client over $70/month to monitor a single page on a website?

    3. Re:Once again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So we should shoot these people? Making blanket statements never gets you very far.
    4. Re:Once again by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

      " Another Enron/Worldcom like problem... shoot all the CEOs and the IT industry will prosper."

      Except Steve Jobs..

    5. Re:Once again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course the price of their stock rose. You'd have to be pretty stupid to cook the books to make your price per share fall, unless you had bought a lot of put options, or had a scheme to buy undervalued and sell later.

    6. Re:Once again by Apathist · · Score: 1

      Sorry, perhaps I wasn't clear... I meant during the scandal itself, ie. after the fraud was publically revealed, and an investigation began...

    7. Re:Once again by Micro$will · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think this is the most interesting part:

      Comey noted that for the first time in a major corporate fraud case, prosecutors decided to defer prosecution against the corporation itself.

      Imagine that, now we finally have people being held accountable for their actions instead of letting them hide behind their corporate shields!

    8. Re:Once again by flibuste · · Score: 1

      I don't think you can replace or change those people. After a dishonest CEO will come another one...Or one that would have been honest if there would be no pressure from less honest shareholders, board members or accountants.

      This story shows us again that big corporations cannot fit in a honest world. They would all disappear....

      I think it's very sad.
    9. Re:Once again by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Zapp: Remember our mission is simple: Destroy all aliens!

      [Kif weakly raises his hand.]

      Kif: Um, uh, not me sir.

      Zapp: Oh yes, right. Nobody destroy Kif...(quietly) unless you have to.

    10. Re:Once again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh, my mistake.

    11. Re:Once again by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Simple- being unethical is almost always good for the shareholder and the C-level executive. So it's usually (but not always, depending on the greed of the C-level executives) smart to invest in the short term in successfull, unethical companies.

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  3. A Call For Responsibility by SlashdotMirrorer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously, can't the tech industry rise above this Enron-ish nonsense? Whatever happened to the old days of being ethical and honest with regard to your responsibilities to the consumer. You would think that an industry with roots in the old hacker movement that this would not be as big of an issue as in the world of business as a whole. With the problems with accounting at SCO, Adobe, Redhat, Microsoft, and now this, we should take a long hard look at what's going on now.

    1. Re:A Call For Responsibility by grub · · Score: 5, Insightful


      Seriously, can't the tech industry rise above this Enron-ish nonsense?

      You seem to think that the IT industry has some eerie ethics that govern all. That is not the case. The IT industry is just another industry with shares, stockholders, filings, profits and losses. Money is what counts. The size of the profits and payouts of high ranking executives are just numbers on a scoresheet those people play like a game. Trouble is, real people get hurt and those assholes get a slap on the wrist at the white-collar country club jail for a while.

      If you or I were to walk into a bank with a note that said "I have a gun." and walked away with a few $K, once caught we'd be in jail longer than the white collar criminals that steal tens or hundreds of millions of dollars.

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    2. Re:A Call For Responsibility by SlashdotMirrorer · · Score: 0

      If you or I were to walk into a bank with a note that said "I have a gun." and walked away with a few $K, once caught we'd be in jail longer than the white collar criminals that steal tens or hundreds of millions of dollars.

      If we (in the US) are even allowed to own guns by the time we get one of those urges >:(

    3. Re:A Call For Responsibility by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


      I'm in Canada. If I were to walk into a bank with a note that said "I have a gun" the teller would tell me to "fuck off" then proceed to throw rolls of pennies at my head.

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    4. Re:A Call For Responsibility by feronti · · Score: 3, Funny

      Canada... gotta love the customer service:)

    5. Re:A Call For Responsibility by mc6809e · · Score: 1

      Seriously, can't the tech industry rise above this Enron-ish nonsense? Whatever happened to the old days of being ethical and honest with regard to your responsibilities to the consumer.

      The problem is that everyone that owns stock thinks they're rich.

      The only way a CEO today can convince shareholders of that is to cook the books.

      This idea that companies are big bags of money is a bunch of BS. Yeah, maybe Microsoft is, but overall, owning a bit of a corporation today doesn't mean jack unless you have millions and millions of shares.

      It's a huge scam. One day shareholders are going to figure out that corporations will never pay them enough to cover the cost of their stock. When that happens, look out: people are going to be jumping off buildings.

      The graph here gives you some idea of just how little corporations pay their owners.

    6. Re:A Call For Responsibility by temojen · · Score: 5, Interesting

      At the university I went to, ethics was a required course for computing science and engineering, but not for ANY of the business programs.

    7. Re:A Call For Responsibility by servognome · · Score: 3, Informative

      Whatever happened to the old days of being ethical and honest with regard to your responsibilities to the consumer.
      Those days never existed, as long as businesses are run by people, there will be greed driven corruption. There was widespread corruption in the tea industry during the 17th & 18th century (corporations had actually become powerful to the point where they had their own army), railroads (robber barons) in the 19th century, banking (savings & loans) in the 20th century, just to name a few.
      Corporations also have no responsibilities to the consumer, they are responsible to their stockholders. The industry has matured, it's more in control of the business types looking to use technology for profit, than the passionate hackers.

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    8. Re:A Call For Responsibility by cooley · · Score: 1

      Damn, I will not mess with any bank tellers the next time I am in Canada, thanks much for the heads-up.

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    9. Re:A Call For Responsibility by baywulf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      From the "Devil's Dictionary":

      CORPORATION, n.
      An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.

    10. Re:A Call For Responsibility by mc6809e · · Score: 1

      Corporations also have no responsibilities to the consumer, they are responsible to their stockholders. The industry has matured, it's more in control of the business types looking to use technology for profit, than the passionate hackers.

      That may be true in theory, but consumers get much more out of corporations than shareholders like jobs and actual goods and services.

      CEO's cook the books to fool the shareholders, not consumers, into thinking they're getting a good deal.

      Fact is, it's a huge scam. Shareholders own a piece of a company that may NEVER give them anything back. Even those that do pay (S&P 500) had an avergage dividend yield of 2.174% in 2003.

    11. Re:A Call For Responsibility by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's because stock holders don't care enough to complain. They all chase the growth stocks, which have to sustain an unrealistic growth rate to remain competitive. That pretty much requires some degree of book cooking. If investors were content with the idea of investing in a company for the long term, based on solid financials, and receiving a good sized dividend, a lot of this fraud would be stopped. And the company board would be crucified if they voted for a 30% pay raise to be given to a poorly performing CEO, since that money would have come straight out of the shareholders' pockets. For true corporate reform, reduce dividend taxes substantially to make dividends popular, then investors will make sure companies are cleaned up, since it directly affects their personal bottom line. Sometimes it really is good that people are motivated by money.

    12. Re:A Call For Responsibility by servognome · · Score: 1

      Fact is, it's a huge scam. Shareholders own a piece of a company that may NEVER give them anything back
      That's why it's called investing and not "making free money." Dividends are great, but most people invest more for the capital gain (increase in share price). It's not a scam, it's purchasing something that you believe will become more valuable in the future.

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    13. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Tsiangkun · · Score: 1

      Good thing the exchange rate makes it prohibitively expensive for Detroit residents to come over there and back. eh ?

    14. Re:A Call For Responsibility by mc6809e · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's because stock holders don't care enough to complain.

      I don't think their complaints would have any real effect.

      The trouble as I see it is that a few of the largest shareholders control the board. Are they going to listen or even care? I don't think they have to. They'll just go on paying themselves large salaries.

      Maybe things would change if board members could only pay themselves through dividends.

    15. Re:A Call For Responsibility by TomTraynor · · Score: 1

      When I went to college it wasn't a course. Now, my oldest is also in Business Administration in College and ethics is a required course.

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    16. Re:A Call For Responsibility by idiotnot · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sure. There are plenty. And they're privately-held. The stock market boom of the 1990's made getting that IPO done job number one for up-and-coming business-types. It really started to spin out-of-control with Netscape.

      But there are those of us who own IT businesses, who steadfastly refuse to live by the rules the stock market demands. I will gladly trade high profit for product quality, employee satisfaction, and customer support. But Wall Street would have none of that.

    17. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Wolf_Larsen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First of all, Industries have a responsibility to monitor themselves. If you see someone pulling bullshit in your company, your ethical duty is to act up. Secondly, don't demonize money. It is behind the forces that keep businesses legitimate and tempt them to be corrupt... in other words its merely a placeholder for human ambitions. And lastly, the reason violent criminals are put away longer than white collar criminals is because the legal system values life far more than money.. Are you disagreeing with that? What's your value per human life?

    18. Re:A Call For Responsibility by mc6809e · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's why it's called investing and not "making free money." Dividends are great, but most people invest more for the capital gain (increase in share price). It's not a scam, it's purchasing something that you believe will become more valuable in the future.

      Hoping that some greater fool will come along and buy your stock at a higher price is not investing, it's speculation.

      Sure, if you legitimately believe someone will come along later and buy your stock at a greater price than you paid, then okay. But remember the purchaser has the same idea as you. At some point there are no greater fools left. Who is going to buy the stock at an even greater price? Someone is left holding the bag.

    19. Re:A Call For Responsibility by mindstrm · · Score: 5, Insightful

      which brings us back to the beginning of the argument... that if the focus was more on dividends and less on share value going up and up and up, the incentive to cook books would not be as large.

      Making the share price go up only requires BELIEF that the stock is worth more... paying more dividends requires actual profits... I think that was the point.

      Nobody is arguing that it's not an investment.. it is.. but the inherent value of that investment is, or should be, based on what the company can actually produce.. in reality, it's now based largely on hype.

    20. Re:A Call For Responsibility by copykit · · Score: 1

      They might end up in a federal "pound-me-in-the-ass" prison though.

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    21. Re:A Call For Responsibility by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And thats the scam. The stock market isn't supposed o work that way. The original idea is you bought a piece of the company, it would pay regular dividends, and thats how you made your money. Tats an investment- you know the apprximate dividends it will pay out, and you buy accordingly. Its an inbvestment because its a reasoned decision, and you own something tangible (a piece of the buisness).

      What we have now isn't investing, its gambling. You bet on what company you think will beat a made up number by a Wall Street investor (who, incidently, has his own stock and is looking out for his interests, not yours). You can't make reasonable guesses, and you own precisely nothing, becaus the piece of the companay is so overpriced.

      You also turn it from a real investment into a 0-sum game. If you invest for increases in value of stock, someone has to wiin and someone must lose. When you invest for dividends, you get a regular payoff- no loser involved. The worst part- 0-sum games are inherently unstable. You can't keep growing forever with no real value behind it. We had a partial collapse a few years ago, we have a bigger one boiling as soon as the stockholders begin to see simple math.

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    22. Re:A Call For Responsibility by killjoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      " The IT industry is just another industry with shares, stockholders, filings, profits and losses. Money is what counts."

      Actually the IT industry is different in that it has probably least amount of regulation of any large industry. Your typical pen or lighter has more regulations that apply to it then your code. The product is not regulated, the people who design or produce the product do not have to be licensed or even degreed. The people who implement don't need to be bonded or insured in any way.

      All this despite the fact that a simple error by a coder or a network engineer can cause massive damage like shutting down the communications systems of the FAA.

      If you ask me the IT industry needs to grow up and be like all other industries. That means making sure the people who write and implement code have proper training and insurance. In short it means being held responsible for your actions like any plumber or doctor would be.

      BTW why hasn't anybody sued MS for malpractice yet?

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    23. Re:A Call For Responsibility by killjoe · · Score: 1

      That's because for most christians business and ethics are like oil and vinegar (remember that over 90% of this country are christians).

      Business is love of money which is the root of all evil. Greed is one of the seven deadly sins. It is harder for a rich man to get into heaven then for a camel to go through the eye of a needle and all that.

      Trying to reconsile the difference between traditional christian morality (which is the foundation of most people's ethics) and capitalism is enough to cause enough cognitive dissonance to stun an ox.

      In business there is only one ethic "make more money". That's it. There is nothing else.

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    24. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I heard that if you bring a bottle of beer with a mouse in to back to the brewery in canada they give you a free keg.

    25. Re:A Call For Responsibility by temojen · · Score: 2, Insightful
      (remember that over 90% of this country are christians)

      Which country?

    26. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that many people believe not just that the price of the shares will increase, but that they will increase at a certain rate. Problem is, the rate that is commonly believed to be normal is actually highly inflated. So in order to be a successful company and attract investors you need to try to inflate your growth numbers by some means. That's how you get stuff like this story here.

    27. Re:A Call For Responsibility by astrotek · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's because the bank tellers in Canada deal with Loonies.

    28. Re:A Call For Responsibility by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      Whoa, mixing religious dogma with business principals is enough to warrant a few replys but sadly I can even see it in a way.

      I worked for this one gentlemen at one point and time and he was in many capacities one of the best businessmen I have known to date. He worked hard, treated his employees relatively well, and was a pretty nice guy. However I will never forget one meeting when he started nearly preaching before he caught himself. He smiled and apologized but said that he was in seminary school for a year before he dropped out and went to collage so it sometimes slipped out.

      I had always known he was a religious man but I had not realized the depth. And once I knew that I started looking closer at the way he did things. He actually was pretty ethical in his dealings, mostly due to the fact that he was skilled, but always there was a very underlying current of the idea that he would do whatever he had to if it meant making a buck.

      The knowledge, if you truly believe it, that no matter what you do every Sunday if you confess and such you will be forgiven is a very liberating idea. And also a very scary one.

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    29. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand that this is a little off topic, but in the christian belief, confessing your sins is saying that you understand what you did is wrong and will avoid that evil the next time around. Doing something evil constantly and confessing for it constantly(and being forgiven) would be nice, but it doesn't work that way. Being christian means that you want to continually be a better person, and repeat sinning & forgiving doesn't fall into that category.

      This is an interesting discussion because I am going to graduate this year from a christian university. Ethics and morals are a huge part here, and it's just hard for me to think about even doing something like these guys are doing. This kind of thing makes the whole industry look like it's ballooned up and has to falsify records in order to save face.

      Just my $0.02

    30. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trying to reconsile the difference between traditional christian morality (which is the foundation of most people's ethics) and ...

      Hey dude, less than half of the world's population are Christians.

      And much of that foundation actually originates from ancient thinkers like Plato and others; not all from the Bible and the Church(es).

      And you seem to have morality and ethics somewhat jumbled up. Ethics is the science that studies aims (of any action of humans), much like Aesthetics is the science that studies ideals. Morality is just a phenomenon: how your actions relate to your aims. It's not a science. How can "morality" be "the foundation of ethics"? If you had said "Christian ethics is the foundation of many people's morality", then I'd agree.

      Bitching aside, I totally agree with your point: Business (today, and before too) runs squarely against the teachings of Jesus.

      Then again, I haven't met a Christian who didn't in some way take part in that, regardless (myself included). So I guess I've never met a really good Christian. (Many have claimed to be, abd that's always a warning sign for me...)

    31. Re:A Call For Responsibility by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      The very fact that ethics is taught in school -- college, no less -- says a lot about the state of society. It's almost as if people have come to believe that ethical behavior changes depending on the circumstance. For example, anyone would agree that it's wrong to hold a gun to your neighbor's head and commit robbery. But if a "majority" gets together and delegates that initiation of force to government, somehow it becomes moral and just.

      The truth is that ethics is a not a "subject", it's a simple contract that defines (or should define) all interaction between human beings. You will not initiate force against me, and in return, I will not initiate force against you. It's really that simple.

      Of course, government teaches us that sometimes it's "necessary" to initiate force as a means to an end. And that "necessity" seems to grow larger every year. Is it any wonder that people are confused on the subject of ethical behavior?

    32. Re:A Call For Responsibility by dnoyeb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When you steal hundreds of millions of dollars, you steal very many lives. Thousands of people's lives were destroyed by the enron collapse. And likely many suicides, divorces, etc.

      If you want a dollar figure, look at life insurance payouts and the CEOs still come out as the bigger criminals.

    33. Re:A Call For Responsibility by the_rev_matt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As the saying goes
      "Steal a hundred dollars and you're a crook, steal a hundred thousand and you're a banker."

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    34. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is harder for a rich man to get into heaven then for a camel to go through the eye of a needle and all that.

      All that means is "Donate your wealth to the church before you die and we'll get you into heaven, promise..."

      Greed is bad unless you're the Church, then it's ok.

      Christianity is just another backwards monotheism.

    35. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      It is not IT industry in general, it's big business in general.

      There have been many "questionable" things done in accounting by lots of companies, and the bigger the company the bigger and mor frequent these things happen.

      example, 3 years ago everyone in the company (at that time) was told to take 2 weeks of vacation at the end of the year. that's ok if you already used your vacation, we'll "loan" you your vacation time from next year.

      it was fishy, and came to light was only to make the books look really good for that last querter because salaries were not paid out but "vacation pay" was paid out and come's off a different line.

      in otherwords, cooked the books in a semi legal way to make themselves look better for the takeover bid.

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    36. Re:A Call For Responsibility by dallaylaen · · Score: 1

      Whatever happened to the old days of being ethical and honest with regard to your responsibilities to the consumer.

      One must be responsible and ethical to customers. The comsumers are just marketing's (re)definition for protoplasm (which still can used to make money).

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    37. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the way i would see this is

      a comjpany exists to make money for its shareholders
      what the shareholders do with that money greeyd or not is irrelevent to the company

      the problem is that the stock market system drives short termism which can in the long term be bad for everyone

    38. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but if you consider the other major monotheisms i.e. Judaism and Islam all pretty much have the same values then it's a much bigger percentage.

    39. Re:A Call For Responsibility by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      You can't regulate software. A large software project (say, Windows) is vastly more complex than any other sort of engineering project (say, a bridge).

      Regulation relies on establishing some set of standard actions that guarantee reliable output. You can't standardize software development -- it just varies too much.

    40. Re:A Call For Responsibility by timster · · Score: 1

      It's not quite that simple because the invested money is supposedly used to grow the business.

      Imagine I start a lemonade stand and I have some profits. Well, I can pay myself money and go buy a big-screen TV (dividends), or alternately I can put that money back into the business. Imagine I decide to put the money back in, and five years later I own a dozen profitable lemonade stands around the city.

      Obviously a business consisting of a dozen profitable stands is worth more than a business consisting of just one. This stands true even if I never took the profits out. There is still "real value" there.

      Investors in technology companies prefer generally for those companies to reinvest any potential dividends in R&D, especially since they believe that there is a lot of potentially profitable technology out there that hasn't been created yet.

      By the way, it's hilarious to see people on Slashdot talking about stock market speculation when it seems like half the community is hooked on the same "free ipods" scam.

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    41. Re:A Call For Responsibility by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      You're really just bitching about taxation aren't you?

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    42. Re:A Call For Responsibility by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      Yeah we are way offtopic here but none the less. Being an atheist I don't truly know the ins and outs of how religions are supposed work but my main point about some people in business was this.

      They may not do evil things all the time but if there ever is a question of ethics vs money that occurs then it's pretty easy to just choose the wrong side. I'm quite sure that there is some initial justification in the thought that they are just doing it to "put bread on the table" and such. And then being able to get final absolution from a church seals the deal.

      What CA was doing was clearly beyond the bounds of a one time deal as was Enron and who knows how many others. It would be interesting to see though how many of those involved with these types of fraud cases thought themselves to be "good Christians".

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    43. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then why do people that steal $10,000 get charged and sentanced to more than someone who steals a hundred million dollars. because they didnt use a gun? thats laughable.

    44. Re:A Call For Responsibility by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Yeah but all the money retained by businesses goes to expanding the bond portfolio. This is espeically true for technology companies. MS, Cisco, and Intel all kept over 10% of their market value in bonds! Intel has some capital reqiurements (new fabs) but MS and Cisco don't really require signficant investments in capital.
      If you look at where tech companies spend their money its (>10% on capital, 90% on bonds). If you include the R&D expense it would be more like (25% R&D, 7% capital, 68% bonds) watch out those bonds are going to stike on a solid idea soon. It's hilarious to see any discussion of financial or economic topics on /. although it's just as funny to read investor message boards.

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    45. Re:A Call For Responsibility by sadler121 · · Score: 1

      ...but consumers get much more out of corporations than shareholders like jobs and actual goods and services.

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Buisnesses create jobs thats a good one! Maybe in India, China, or some other unregulated job market where they can pay their "employees" (read: SLAVE) 10 cents an hour. But in the US the propegation of buisness + political lobbying = McJobs for the average American.

      Sure we may get goods and services from buisnesses but who can afford them but the upper 1% when the rest of the country is working a slave wage job for $5.50 an hour?

    46. Re:A Call For Responsibility by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      No, I'm bitching about oppression.

    47. Re:A Call For Responsibility by guacamole · · Score: 1

      Whatever happened to the old days of being ethical and honest with regard to your responsibilities to the consumer.
      Err.. did you mean, the shareholder?

    48. Re:A Call For Responsibility by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Just what I'd expect from a collage student.

    49. Re:A Call For Responsibility by killjoe · · Score: 1

      That's fine for a small mom and pop type of operation. You don't get big in this country without dipping into the slime bucket and letting go of your morals.

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    50. Re:A Call For Responsibility by killjoe · · Score: 1

      " You can't regulate software. "

      Sez who? You have to pass the bar to practise law, you have to get a degree in architecture before you are allowed to design buildings, you have to go through an apprentice program before you are allowed to call yourself a plumber. And yet you can pull a 16 year old kid out of high school and let them write code.

      "A large software project (say, Windows) is vastly more complex than any other sort of engineering project (say, a bridge)."

      All the more reason to have govt oversight.

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    51. Re:A Call For Responsibility by temojen · · Score: 1
      it's a simple contract that defines (or should define) all interaction between human beings.

      Clearly you've not taken the course either. There's a lot more to ethics than social contract theory.

    52. Re:A Call For Responsibility by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 1

      Seriously, can't the tech industry rise above this Enron-ish nonsense?

      I thought the tech industry was the least ethical of them all. EULAs, marketing and selling bad software to people who don't need it, the "consulting" con game, posting unreal job requirements and expecting to provide no training, hijacking industry standards to promote market share, etc. A lot of these problems have come and gone in other industries, but IT is going strong.

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    53. Re:A Call For Responsibility by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


      I don't know what school you went to or what the curriculae were like, but I'll bet that a good number of the courses in the Business programs had sections dealing with ethics in them, even though a standalone course called "Ethics" may not have been a requisite.

    54. Re:A Call For Responsibility by timster · · Score: 1

      Quite a few of the tech companies are machines sucking up investor money. Microsoft irresponsibly hung on to gobs of worthless cash for years. I was just differing with the principle that capital-growth investment is a zero-sum game.

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    55. Re:A Call For Responsibility by uptownguy · · Score: 1

      Well, for what it's worth, ethics WAS required for the business program at the university I went to. The larger question, of course, is what taking "a course" will do for you if you don't have an ethical foundation. My friend Cindy, for example, CHEATED on her final exam in that same ethics course...

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    56. Re:A Call For Responsibility by debrain · · Score: 1

      Not quite the USA demographic; this is diluted even more in the last 15 years:

      Protestant 56%, Roman Catholic 28%, Jewish 2%, other 4%, none 10% (1989)
      per, CIA World Factbook, USA

    57. Re:A Call For Responsibility by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 1

      A large software project (say, Windows) is vastly more complex than any other sort of engineering project (say, a bridge).

      I used to think this was true, but the truth is that bridges are darn complicated when you look at the engineering details. Also, the traditional consensus is that building a bridge requires a lot of people (less detail per person), but many people still think a team of six people can write the world in software with no up-front design. Up to now, it is mostly a case that the world is in a collective denial about just how expensive good software would be. A new suspension bridge can be hundreds of millions of dollars requiring bond referendums, but the next software project gets pocket change and six months.

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    58. Re:A Call For Responsibility by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Capital growth is certainly not a zero sum game, but the company needs to be growign capital. Too many public companies are more like Microsoft. I think once the bubble is finally fully deflated, you will see a signficant increase in companies going private as there is no need for them to be public. That could be a generation away however.

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    59. Re:A Call For Responsibility by pnutjam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it's shameful for people to tacitly condone prison rape and other things. If we want someone to be raped daily for a year, we should have the balls to sentence them to that.

      I say bring back cruel and unusual punishment.

    60. Re:A Call For Responsibility by smithmc · · Score: 1

      BTW why hasn't anybody sued MS for malpractice yet?

      Because they make no formal claims regarding quality or suitability-to-task for their software, and they state this in every license? And because if such a claim bothers a would-be customer, he has every right not to buy the product?

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    61. Re:A Call For Responsibility by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 1

      At the university I went to, ethics was a required course for computing science and engineering, but not for ANY of the business


      Well its not like one college course is going to take unethical people and make them ethical anyway.

    62. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, look, I have this rule in life: anyone who can't distinguish "principal" from "principle" doesn't deserve to be read. Geez, is it that hard to get it right? Everytime it's like an icepick in the eyes!

    63. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Protestant 56%, Roman Catholic 28%"

      Well... that means no less than 84%.

      In an informal conversation, I wouldn't say that to be outfar wrong.

      I'd say the former poster and you ("not quite") are in odds here.

    64. Re:A Call For Responsibility by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      For one thing I never said I went to college I was telling the story about the guy who did end up going to business college.

      Sheesh, you and the other grammar nazi in this thread need to chill. I bet when you see a typo in a newspaper paper you get a chubby.

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    65. Re:A Call For Responsibility by groot · · Score: 1

      Vatican City!

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    66. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (remember that over 90% of this country are christians)

      Which country?


      Probably the one that contains the federal grand jury in New York that was mentioned in the article.

    67. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES, YES, YESSSSSSSSS

      That's the BIG thruth.

      Everybody and his mother says that "the corporation looks after the stock-holders, and nothing else", but this is not only stupidly wrong but just the exact oposite to the real truth.

      Who makes big money by holding stocks? The answer is nobody. You migth luckily make big money by NOT holding stocks, that is, by selling them at a good price.

      And that's what makes these kinds of abuses possible and "reasonable": most cheatings has nothing to do with the fact of holding stocks (and, for instance, trying to make people believe they will recieve hugh dividens), but to make people think that they will be millonaires when they decide NOT to hold their stocks anymore (selling them at high rates).

      Corporate America born because you can affront big things by concentrating big money from a lot of hands a time (the myriad of little stockholders). Nowadays this is no more. No surprise you're living in such a big economical bluff, then.

      Just change this, so the stock-holder interest is in long term profits (so they won't voluntarily sell their stocks: they prefer retain them and recieve substantial dividens their whole life), and most financial scandals will loose their reason d'etre.

    68. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      What's your value per human life?

      I read somewhere that if you reduced a human body to its constituent chemicals, it'd be worth about $4. Although I imagine that if someone had several titanium implants, they'd probably be worth a lot more.

    69. Re:A Call For Responsibility by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I was trying to be funny. And by 'collage student' I meant the guy in your story, not yourself. Sheesh.

    70. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I understand that this is a little off topic, but in the christian belief, confessing your sins is saying that you understand what you did is wrong and will avoid that evil the next time around. Doing something evil constantly and confessing for it constantly(and being forgiven) would be nice, but it doesn't work that way. Being christian means that you want to continually be a better person, and repeat sinning & forgiving doesn't fall into that category.

      This may be correct for Catholicism, but not for many other versions of Christianity. According to the Born-Again Christians I've talked to, after you've been "saved", you can do anything you want to, because no matter how horrible your acts are, you're guaranteed a spot in heaven.

      After growing up in the South (bible belt) constantly hearing crap like this, I'm much happier now that I've moved out.

    71. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      My friend Cindy, for example, CHEATED on her final exam in that same ethics course...

      That doesn't sound like someone I'd claim as a friend. She'll probably stab you in the back if it helps her.

    72. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, can't the tech industry rise above this Enron-ish nonsense?

      Why should they? Bush's DOJ drops the prosecution and enters into "agreements" before anyone ever gets in real trouble. Lay is walking free right now. Thanks, Bush, for letting corporate greed and corruption prosper!

    73. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Well its not like one college course is going to take unethical people and make them ethical anyway.

      It could help remove unethical people, however, if all the people who failed the final exam were taken behind the building and shot... (Of course, this will only get rid of the stupid unethical people.)

    74. Re:A Call For Responsibility by servognome · · Score: 1

      And thats the scam. The stock market isn't supposed o work that way.
      No that is the way the markets work. The stock market (equities market) was built for the sole purpose of buying, selling, and trading shares of stock. Just like other investments, gold, oil, property, etc. you purchase with the thought that your purchase will be more valuable in the future to somebody else.
      You also turn it from a real investment into a 0-sum game.
      Only if a company hoards all it's cash. If a company reinvests its profits in itself, it grows the value of the company and the value of your shares of stock. Dividends aren't the only way investors can get money out of the company. Corporations can buy back stock which gives an investor a chance to "cash out." In fact corporations that save cash are frowned upon (like Microsoft) because the cash isn't adding value to the investor.
      When you invest for dividends, you get a regular payoff- no loser involved
      Dividend investing is good, but it offers lower reward. All investing is, is balancing risk/reward. Yes you are getting a steady income, but you are losing potential capital gain if the corporation applied that money to growth. Good investments balance capital growth with steady dividend income.

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    75. Re:A Call For Responsibility by ExMember · · Score: 1

      I'm in Texas. If I were to walk into a bank with a note that said "I have a gun" the teller would tell me "So what?"

    76. Re:A Call For Responsibility by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      It's not quite that simple because the invested money is supposedly used to grow the business.


      What invested money? When you buy stock, no additional money goes to the company. It just goes to someone else. THere's no money invested into wealth creation, its just redistribution. The exception to this is on IPOs where the money is going to the company to be used to grow it- that actually is an investment. Non-IPO purchases are just gambling.

      Obviously a business consisting of a dozen profitable stands is worth more than a business consisting of just one.

      Not at all. If one stand makes 50K/month and the one with 12 makes 3K/stand/month, the 50K does more.

      Investors in technology companies prefer generally for those companies to reinvest any potential dividends in R&D, especially since they believe that there is a lot of potentially profitable technology out there that hasn't been created yet.

      Except there's no investment here- I didn't give the company money. I bought my stock from someone else.

      More importantly- look to the P/E ratio. If they gave me my share of the company's profits for most companies I could live for decades and never get my money back. The inflated prices of the stock is based ONLY on the hope that it will go up. If you have strong confidence that it will, thats grounds for some inflation of the price, but not to nearly the degree that occurs today. Things can't go up forever without some real value behind it- past crashes should have taught us that. With these inflated ratios, eventually someone will get burned when it can't get inflated any more. Its a house of cards waiting for a collapse.

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    77. Re:A Call For Responsibility by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      No that is the way the markets work. The stock market (equities market) was built for the sole purpose of buying, selling, and trading shares of stock. Just like other investments, gold, oil, property, etc. you purchase with the thought that your purchase will be more valuable in the future to somebody else.

      No, thats the way the market works today. Its not the way it was designed to work, or any way which has a sound economic basis. It was designed so that owners got dividends, which was their share of the value of the company. Without that, all we have are smoke and mirrors trying to hide the fact you paid thousands of follars for nothing.

      Only if a company hoards all it's cash. If a company reinvests its profits in itself, it grows the value of the company and the value of your shares of stock.

      Its still 0-sum. To not be 0-sum, new wealth has to be created. None is- no wealth was distributed to the shareholders. There's no way to get your piece of the company's profits. You're basicly gambling that a piece of a company that you have no influence over will make money that you don't get, so you can sell the piece of paper to someone who bets they'll make yet more. There's no way to get cash out of the system without someone else putting yet more in- thats 0-sum.

      Dividend investing is good, but it offers lower reward. All investing is, is balancing risk/reward. Yes you are getting a steady income, but you are losing potential capital gain if the corporation applied that money to growth. Good investments balance capital growth with steady dividend income.

      No, thats not investment, thats gambling. Investment is putting money twoards the creation of wealth. To do that, your money needs to go into the production of a good or service. Anything else is just wealth redistribution. Worse, its a pyramid resdistirbution scheme- to keep increasing, additional amounts of money need to be thrown into the system. You may get lucky and win since in the short term people aren't realising how broken the system is, but long term your odds are probably better at blackjack.

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    78. Re:A Call For Responsibility by MConlon · · Score: 1
      You can't regulate software. A large software project (say, Windows) is vastly more complex than any other sort of engineering project (say, a bridge).

      Check out the logistics required for building a skyscraper one day.

      There is nothing especially complex about writing code. People are just too lazy to do it right and/or take responsibility for their work. And nobody forces them to.

      Civil and mechanical and aerospace (and umpteen other physical engineering disciplines) run circles around the software industry in terms of both complexity of projects and quality of product.

      MJC

    79. Re:A Call For Responsibility by servognome · · Score: 1

      No, thats the way the market works today. Its not the way it was designed to work, or any way which has a sound economic basis.
      Originally it was designed not for dividends, it was for people to share risk. Dividends came out as a way of sharing profits. Then people began buying and selling their ownership. Equitities became traded just like commodities. Yes it is a speculative market, but so are most investments. Buying a piece of land as an investment is speculative as is buying gold, or giving out a loan. You put your money at risk in hopes that you can recover more.
      So all investment is a form of gambling. Even purchasing a company in hopes that it stays profitable enough to give you 2% dividend.
      Its still 0-sum. To not be 0-sum, new wealth has to be created. None is- no wealth was distributed to the shareholders.
      Yes wealth is created. A company investing in itself can become more valuable, they have more capital, more property, etc. You are confusing weath with liquidity. To make wealth liquid for investors companies can use regular dividends, one time payments, or stock buyback. Companies from time to time have stock buybacks to allow investors to "cash out" At that point the capital gains of the stock price increase become realized. So it is not a 0-sum gain

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    80. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Don't want to absolve Enron of any blame, but some of these employees did not heed good financial advice: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

      I recall a story where some aging employee had almost $2x10^6 in Enron stock -- almost his entire 401k. Ever heard of diversifying your investments? The fact that he lost almost all of it is almost as much his fault Enron's.

    81. Re:A Call For Responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And many big projects have complex real-time software. Imagine the complexity of a nuclear sub. Altogther, probably more complex than the windows OS (and of course the software on a nuclear sub is probably far more reliable).

    82. Re:A Call For Responsibility by cdrguru · · Score: 1
      I'm sure you have heard some interesting things about the stock market, but you should really do some more reading before spouting such nonsense.

      What gives you the idea that owning stock entitles the owner to anything? Most "growth" stock today pays no dividends whatsoever - so there is no real return. It is a gamble based on the stock price going up. You buy in at $70 hoping it will go to $90. You sell out at $90 and someone else buys it hoping it will go to $100. Where does it end? At some point an individual stock may collapse in value, but there are plenty of other stocks and "investors" ready to bet on the price going up.

      If you buy stock at $50 and you expect to get your $50 worth somehow, you are mistaken. It just doesn't work that way. I don't think it ever did, even at the beginning of capital markets. Anyone expecting it to work that way shouldn't invest in the stock market.

    83. Re:A Call For Responsibility by chawly · · Score: 1

      Very true - but one slight point is required in addition - we would probably be shot dead by the bank guards. We should maybe not forget this.

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    84. Re:A Call For Responsibility by timster · · Score: 1

      Companies regularly sell their own stock to make money. When the stock price is high enough and they figure they could use some cash, they issue more shares (diluting the value of what is already out there) and sell them on the open market. Of course they also issue stock options to employees as compensation.

      You didn't know about that? Buying shares in a company does increase its real bottom-line health and profit potential, albeit indirectly.

      P/E ratios are a good measure but they are not everything. Again in the case of a technology company the investors want the company to take some risks with their money and hopefully develop higher profits in the future. Granted lots of technology stocks are overpriced but that is not a satisfactory argument that capital-growth investment is zero-sum gambling.

      We already had the bubble and burst where investors ignored profits completely. It's not going to happen again in a broad-market sense for another decade or so. MS, Intel, Cisco, etc are headed for collapse no doubt, but that's because the profit growth that their valuation requires will not materialize.

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  4. I smell a hit! by Toasty16 · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Sanjay Kumar Goes to White Collar Prison"

    Where's my movie deal?

    1. Re:I smell a hit! by Raseri · · Score: 3, Funny

      And you could break box office records by keeping the movie open at theaters for however long it takes (approx. 300,000 years).

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    2. Re:I smell a hit! by Raul654 · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who thought of Dave Chappelle's skit where the white CEO and the black drug dealer switch and try out the other guy's justice systems? I thought not.

      "I plead the fif!"

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    3. Re:I smell a hit! by Aerion · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Sanjay Kumar Goes to White Collar Prison"

      Where's my movie deal?


      Judge: "Sanjay Kumar? What is that, like five O's, or two U's?"

    4. Re:I smell a hit! by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Judge: And in closing I'd like to say I want to be played by Harrison Ford. NOT Jim Carey.

    5. Re:I smell a hit! by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1
      Is that the Rodney Dangerfield version?

      "Hey, lets party"

      #I'm alright, don't nobody worry 'bout me#

  5. Re:nitpick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your right.

  6. There... by neiffer · · Score: 1

    ...is a special place in hell for people like that. I would encourage them to start now by running for office.

    1. Re:There... by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      ...is a special place in hell for people who say "there is a special place in hell for group X"

    2. Re:There... by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      There is a special place in hell for us all, book now to get a good seat.

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  7. 35-day month by Audent · · Score: 4, Funny

    What could you do with a 35-day month? That's at least four extra days off each month... every other weekend could be a long one. That's quite nice. Or you could work the extra days I suppose.

    still, what do you expect from accountants? The only industry where the word "creative" is a bad thing.

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    1. Re:35-day month by christopherfinke · · Score: 1

      With a 35-day month, I'd end up wasting an extra four days every month, just because I knew I had them, and I'm pretty sure a lot of other people would do the same.

    2. Re:35-day month by yodhe · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm. Four extra days off per month but only every other weekend is a long weekend?!? With arithmetic like that, have you ever considered a career in accountancy?

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    3. Re:35-day month by Micro$will · · Score: 1

      It's the metric system. Get used to it.

    4. Re:35-day month by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...accountants? The only industry where the word "creative" is a bad thing.

      What about surgeons?

      "Well, if it isn't my good friend Mr. McGreg! With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"

    5. Re:35-day month by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

      No, that would be four extra days of golf for the Board and another four days work for us poor ol' working stiffs.

    6. Re:35-day month by BrakesForElves · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We used to call it "Declaring Octvember", the mythical 45-day month at the end of the fiscal year. Y'know, the reason for stretching a quarter is that the lazy financial analysts fixate on simple things like a company missing its (or their) estimates, not whether the company's fundamentals and long-term prospects are sound. When lazy analysts drive corporate decision making, prepare for a parade of stupid decisions like declaring Octvember.

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  8. this is great by cooley · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow, I've been looking for a way to stretch my paycheck, and this looks like a great way to do it. I'll just tell the credit card companies and my mortgage company that I'm now operating on a 35-day month.

    Thanks, CA!

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  9. I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    did Sanjay spend a lot of time in Texas? It appears to be a simple case of Texas-style Accounting.

  10. Collateral damage by TrashGod · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A late bubble bursting? A lot of innocent people are going to suffer for this: lost jobs, lost opportunity, lost credibility.

    1. Re:Collateral damage by Apathist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      nah... CA is just going to keep on rolling on... Without massive media coverage and a corporate implosion (al la Enron), nobody is really going to care.

      From a customer's point of view, if CA can continue to supply new and updated products, what do they care if CA applied a little financial makeup?

    2. Re:Collateral damage by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      And that's exactly why the punishment should focus on restitution for the victims, making the aggressor pay for the crime instead of the taxpayers. If all they do is send him off to jail, everyone loses.

    3. Re:Collateral damage by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      This was the same bubble that burst for everyone else. CA is rolling along fine now (along with everyone who wasn't bankrupt in 2001. The people who suffered already did. However, here as with Enron the wheels of Justice turn slowly.

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    4. Re:Collateral damage by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Why not both? Make him pay the money back, AND send him to jail. Restitution and punishment. Without both its useless. If all he has to do is pay it back, lets say he has a 30% hchance of being caught. If he stole 10 million, thats a 7 million expected return. If he is caught, he doesn't face any other sanctions. Worth the risk. Add jail for a decade to the end of that, and it may not be.

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  11. Cops with CEO's by a3217055 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There is a show in the US called Cops, and it is about police chases. They should make Cops with CEO's getting beat up and tortured by cops. That will be funny. A clip of this episode can be seen in Michael Moore's movie Bowling for Columbine. Anyway interestingly enough I am happy that some CEO's are showing up in the media. Wait till they start being someone's bitch in prision. I love my barbaris society. :) Save the environment, please plant a bush in Texas.

    1. Re:Cops with CEO's by LemonFire · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I actually saw some program on TV where they asked the producers that very question and they said they'd love to do it, but the problem was that it wouldn't be exciting. The CEO type criminals aren't very likely to start running away being chased by the cops, instead they'd just ask to make a call to their lawyer which doesn't make for very exciting TV.

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    2. Re:Cops with CEO's by christopherfinke · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Save the environment, please plant a bush in Texas.
      What exactly does this mean? I'm not sure if it's pro-Bush, anti-Bush, or completely unrelated.
    3. Re:Cops with CEO's by cooley · · Score: 1

      Bush is from that part of the USA known as Texas. Currently, he's halfway across the country in our nation's capitol. Therefore, the phrase you refer to speaks of the author's desire to send bush ("planting" him) back home to Texas; as in, get him out of our capitol.

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    4. Re:Cops with CEO's by idsofmarch · · Score: 1

      It's a sex joke. You wouldn't get it.

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    5. Re:Cops with CEO's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The Chapelle show (on Comedy Central) did something like this. They took Cops and turned it on it's head, with the premise, what if the people busted on Cops were treated like the rich CEO white collar criminals? And it follows a crack dealer busted for peddling drugs... It's friggin hilarious, and probably not far from the truth either.

    6. Re:Cops with CEO's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that Bush is _NOT_ from Texas. He is an east coast boy, and attended all the schools out there. It wasn't until after he graduated that he aquired land in Texas. The whole from Texas cowboy thing is some stupid image thing.

    7. Re:Cops with CEO's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means that YOU have no sense of humour whatsoever, none, nohow!!!

    8. Re:Cops with CEO's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The producer of the show was asked the same question, he said he would love to have one on ceo's , only problem is they won't be as entertaining as the regular fellons. You really think an ivy league ceo is going to all the suddenly jump into a drug infested rage haha...

  12. China and CEO's by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I more and more like China's answer to corrupt CEOs. They shoot them.

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    1. Re:China and CEO's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      They probably shoot software and music pirates too (which would include 90% of the slashdolt crowd).

    2. Re:China and CEO's by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 4, Funny
      I more and more like China's answer to corrupt CEOs. They shoot them.
      There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.

      Whatever happened to washing them, electing them, and making them do jury duty first?

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    3. Re:China and CEO's by EvilCabbage · · Score: 2, Informative

      A soap-box has nothing to do with washing. To stand on ones soap box is to express ones opinions loudly.

    4. Re:China and CEO's by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      Yeah, or apply samauri code to corporate management. If you bring shame to your company, you must commit seppku. Ideally with a dull butter knife. And by the way, having some shit go down on your watch, even if you didn't know about it, would still require that penalty.

      It wouldn't take a lot in the way of laws to enforce said code. Just dictate that if upper management should commit seppku and doesn't, all their assets will be seized by the government and they will never be allowed to own anything ever again, having to survive on the charity of others for the rest of their lives. I think most CEOs would rather slice open their own bellies than have THAT happen.

      Hmm... Maybe I should start a petition...

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    5. Re:China and CEO's by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 1
      A soap-box has nothing to do with washing. To stand on ones soap box is to express ones opinions loudly.

      Yes, I know that. I also have a sense of humor. YOU OUGHT TO FIND ONE, TOO! (That's a joke too, btw.)

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    6. Re:China and CEO's by DrSkwid · · Score: 1


      hey, Mr. Big-Fun

      "Actually chickens don't cross roads"

      woosh

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    7. Re:China and CEO's by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      There's a lot more corruption in government than business. The US federal government's accounting practices make Enron executives look like model citizens.

    8. Re:China and CEO's by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hope that you are not trying to justify Enron (and other companies like them).

      But as to the feds, they are not that corrupt. They already operate under tight laws. The problem is that elected officials are corrupt and then try to force the rest of the government to do their bidding.

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    9. Re:China and CEO's by ratamacue · · Score: 1
      There is no way I would justify any initiation of force, including fraud. The Enron execs are criminals, and should be made to pay restitution to their victimes.

      as to the feds, they are not that corrupt

      Billions of tax dollars go unaccounted every year. In fact, I believe they just lost $8 billion in Iraq -- the money was sent over for "rebuilding efforts" and magically disappeared. How is this not corrupt?

    10. Re:China and CEO's by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      who is driving that "lose"? Is it a federal empoyee, or is it a group of elected office holders who are funnelling money to their favorite private enterprise?

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    11. Re:China and CEO's by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      Does it matter? Either the federal government "loses" tax revenue, or it does't. The process is either accounted for, or it isn't.

    12. Re:China and CEO's by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      When elected officals funnel money to private causes almost every penny is accounted for you build a Sweedish-American history center in the town that brought you all the votes you needed to get elected. Or farmers find a special treat in the new farm bill. Or an air base gets built in your district. Or there is a provision in the newest tax bill that companies can take a tax credit for the R&D associated with a single industry. It's not "lost" to the government (they watched it walk out the door) and billions more goes that way than through the occasionall corrupt bureaucrat.

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    13. Re:China and CEO's by soulsteal · · Score: 1

      Good job there Cap'n Obvious. And I see you brought your sidekick, Humorless Lad.

    14. Re:China and CEO's by EvilCabbage · · Score: 1

      OK, I deserved all of that ;)
      I left my "funny" in my other pants yesterday.

  13. eTrust Antivirus is still better than others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative



    This better not have a negative impact
    on eTrust Antivirus.

    It's a lot more dependable and a lot less bloated than both Norton Antivirus and McAffee.

    1. Re:eTrust Antivirus is still better than others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the compliment... :)

      But, nothing to worry about, we're fine.

    2. Re:eTrust Antivirus is still better than others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At first I thought this was some kind of joke or something (the ALOHA system? in Hawaii?), but it turns out the above poster is actually right. http://www.laynetworks.com/ALOHA%20PROTOCOL.htm

    3. Re:eTrust Antivirus is still better than others by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      This better not have a negative impact on eTrust

      There's something wrong with that.

    4. Re:eTrust Antivirus is still better than others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Get back to work! if garjo18 catches you posting to Slashdot he's going to start again on the idea of installing a screensniffer in every machine :P

      Jokes aside, I second the opinion of the parent poster that eAv is definitely better than the other crowd.

      Many Greetings to my friends and former coworkers at eAv dev and good luck with all the stuff that's going on ':)

      E

    5. Re:eTrust Antivirus is still better than others by Snover · · Score: 1

      Too bad that eTrust AntiVirus is just rebranded old McAfee, and eTrust Firewall is just rebranded old ZoneAlarm. Oooooops.

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  14. Not as greedy as he looks by SpamKu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sanjay Kumar, while he is a Greedy Bastard, could have been worse. If he had not agreed to "cooperate" and be charged personally, the Corporation itself could have faced charges, causing CA even more problems than it is already facing.

    Stupid? Yes.
    Stooopid? Probably not.

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    1. Re:Not as greedy as he looks by SpamKu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      OK, I messed that one up. According to the NY Times (evil registration req'd)
      (http://www.nytimes.com/2004/09/23/busines s/23comp uter.html) The "deal" was a seperate one between the actual company CA and Judge Glasser. Kumar is just another greeedy bastard who got caught and will, if convicted, likely only spend time in a Federal White-Collar-Hotel Style prison.

      Further, from the NY Times article: "In 1998, Mr. Kumar received a stock bonus of $330 million, among the biggest one-time payments ever given to an executive, though he later returned about $70 million in stock to settle a shareholder lawsuit. He was paid another $20 million in salary and bonuses from 1997 to 2004.

      Of the top executives at Computer Associates in the late 1990's, only Charles B. Wang, the co-founder and chairman before Mr. Kumar, has not been indicted or entered a guilty plea. Prosecutors have never publicly mentioned Mr. Wang as a focus of their investigation, and a lawyer for Mr. Wang said he had no comment."

      Nasty Greedy Bastards, all of them.

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    2. Re:Not as greedy as he looks by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 4, Interesting
      If he had not agreed to "cooperate" and be charged personally, the Corporation itself could have faced charges, causing CA even more problems than it is already facing.
      The Corporation should be facing charges. It ought to be fucking disbanded. The real problem these days is that the Corporations have rights of Persons, but do not face the same liability as Persons.

      If I, as an individual, cheat you out of millions of dollars, I'll probably spend 20 years in prison. If I, as the CEO of a Corporation, cheat my shareholders or some other Corporation out of millions of dollars, I'll probably have to resign as CEO, take a 5 million dollar golden parachute, and retire to South Beach. If I'm stupid enough to lie to federal agents during the ensuing investigation, I might do 5 months' time in Club Martha. If I'm a major contributor to the President's political party, I won't even be indicted.

      This is the problem, the Corporate Veil is the problem. I have nothing against limited liability; if you incorporate and your company fucks up, there's no reason it should bankrupt you personally for eternity. But when Corporations are given many of the same rights as Persons, they must also be held accountable as Persons would be in similar situations.

      We are in dire need of a Corporate Death Penalty. Enron, WorldCom, and others should not be able to simply file for bankruptcy and erupt as phoenixes from their own ashes to repeat their sins.
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    3. Re:Not as greedy as he looks by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 1
      We are in dire need of a Corporate Death Penalty. Enron, WorldCom, and others should not be able to simply file for bankruptcy and erupt as phoenixes from their own ashes to repeat their sins.

      Uhhh, I can't say anything in terms of Enron, but just instituting a "Corporate Death Penalty" for WorldCom is a national security hazard. They are the owner of UUNet, you know, the single largest backbone provider on the internet. They provide more PoP's and more connectivity then any other company in the world. At one point, they carried over 50% of the Internet's packets (this isn't a 0 sum game, in theory, 10 ISP's could carry 50% of the internet's packets at some point during their transit). I'm not sure how critical their phone infrastructure is, but it'd be catastrophic if UUNet was just closed and it's assets sold at auction. It would interfere with the economy, and production, that it would have a direct affect on the DoD. That is cause for National Security concerns.

      That's not to mention the number of small business (like say the one I work at), that would nearly be put out of business (we recieve all of our incoming data via a UUNet line, being down for the 4-6 weeks it'd take the phone company to reprovision the line to a new ISP would cause us to go directly to bankrupty. Nothing we could do. We rely completely on our network access or all of our revenue (all our revenue is generate from electronic information that is transmitted via FTP/HTTP/SMTP to us). No input data, and in two weeks, we are out of work. A month without revenue would run us out of cash reserves.

      This would start to have a cascading affect. A number of people here would have problems paying their mortgage, buying food, paying off their credit card bills. I'm willing to bet that we aren't a singluar company. I'll bet there are a number of companys that would have serious finanical trouble if UUNet went down.

      You can't have the corporate death penalty for any number of companies. I'm guessing that WorldCom is one of them soley by virtue of being the owner of UUNet.

      However, I do agree that there is something to be said for the fact that corporations have rights, which means they should have corresponding responsibilities. I personally think, they should hold the officers of the company in the know about this accounting anomoly liable. Personally liable. Whatever it takes. Sieze all of their assets, sell them at auction. Absolutely everything they own. Have a judge review their income for the next 30 years (or until their debts are paid in full) and garnish any income they have to whatever extent the judge deems not "cruel or unusual" (think Alamony reviews). After the second or third time that happens, I'll bet whistleblowers at other companies will come out of the woodwork.

      Kirby

    4. Re:Not as greedy as he looks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I like the idea of a corporate death penalty. To expand a bit upon the idea, I think the following would be more fair than the current situation.

      1) Taking current bankruptcy proceedings a bit further, once a "CDP" is declared, the corporation must immediately sell all existing assets at market value or as close to market value as possible to complete a fast sale. Supposing "Renron's" corporate HQ building is worth 20 million dollars, a 15 million dollar bid for that building by anyone should be considered reasonable, accepted, and that money should go into a "corporate funeral fund." Same with all of the rest of the company's assets.

      2) The corporation must dissolve and may never operate in business again, no matter who's supposedly in charge. Regardless of who purchases the assets, no one who was an executive at the failed company may be allowed to work for any company who acquires any part of the failed corporation. If Lenny Kay was CEO at Renron, and Renron's assets are bought up by Ding-Dong Corporation, Lenny Kay cannot go to work for Ding-Dong Corporation in any capacity.

      3) Individual, non-corporate investors in the failed company _must_ be compensated first. This means that Joe Average who bought 500 shares of Renron must be given his fair share of the "funeral fund" long before BigBank or AngelVenture get any of their loan money back. Same goes for all of the retirement funds who, on behalf of Joe Averages, invested in Renron. If BigBank or AngelVenture loses out, boo hoo. Maybe next time around, they'll be a bit more responsible with the blank checkbooks loaning a few billion here and a few billion there.

      4) With a corporation given a "CDP," the executives should have to pay back into the process. CEO got a 10 million dollar bonus last year? Fine him 10 million dollars and put it into the "funeral fund." Any inappropriate spoils should be returned to the death fund of the company, to be recompensed to its shareholders, individuals first.

      With some tweaks like these, corporations might become responsible again.

      Your vote matters.

    5. Re:Not as greedy as he looks by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      No doubt the other members of senior management paid him to take the fall. I once worked someplace where I was told that if pirated software was found any staff member that claimed individual responsibilty would be reimbursed for the fine by the company, given that it's an order of magnitude less for an individual vs a company.

    6. Re:Not as greedy as he looks by Stu+Charlton · · Score: 1

      the problem with CDP is all those employees now out of work... it's a good solution on paper, but then the pesky thing about lives and livelihoods come into play. this is one of the main reasons the airline industry keeps getting bail outs (among several).

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    7. Re:Not as greedy as he looks by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      So maybe the corporate funeral fund should include some kind of trust fund to assist ex-employees in getting re-employed?

    8. Re:Not as greedy as he looks by BalloonMan · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but the CDP is just a stupid knee-jerk reaction. It's not just the impact on employees, which can obviously be quite severe for a large corporation. The ripple from a corporate implosion affects absolutely everything in both the geographic and economic spheres inhabited by the company.

      1) Employees are flat out of work, so that's fewer happy consumers in the local economy. Service industries leave. Housing prices plummet. Tax revenues collapse. Small cities have been "lost" when this sort of thing happens.

      2) Whatever products or services were provided by the ex-corporation are lost. If you're lucky, there are alternate providers, but they are almost certainly not prepared to take up all the slack, so all the related industries have to pay more for a newly scarce resource.

      For a large company like CA, this is a potentially massive impact, and for what? Just so you can go to bed with a satisfied smirk? I want corporate accountability for the execs, but a CDP would be broad collective- (possibly even self-) punishment. It's called "cutting off your nose to spite your face."

      Better to treat these events like any other industrial disaster. There is a certain amount of loss that is not recoverable, although insurance might alleviate some of it. There are jobs and infrastructure that should be salvaged or replaced, not simply pushed into the slag heap. If/when liability is assigned to execs, they should lose their license to operate businesses over a certain size.

    9. Re:Not as greedy as he looks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh you mean like those 10,000 people from arthur anderson who didnt lose their jobs. or the i believe it was 30,000 from enron?

      everyone was still gainfully employed right?

    10. Re:Not as greedy as he looks by thayner · · Score: 1

      Of course, if the company was doing something useful then other companies in the industry and/or startups will take the company's place, leading to make for of a meritocracy. The airline industry, btw, gets bailouts as a result of giving money to Congress.

    11. Re:Not as greedy as he looks by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      This isn't harsh enough on the executives. They should have all their belongings stripped from them, and their accounts seized. If they have lots of money stashed in foreign accounts, this should be seized as well by any means necessary (sodium pentathol...). All this money should be used to pay back the investors, starting with the smallest investors first as you said.

      Next, if all the investors haven't been paid back, the executives will be held personally responsible. Since they no longer own anything, they will be kept in a brutal forced-labor camp, earning minimum wage, minus living expenses, pay for the guards, etc., which will then be immediately paid to the investors. Of course, if it's a lot of money, they'll probably be breaking their backs at this camp for the rest of their miserable lives, but they should have thought about this before they engaged in fraud that would affect thousands of investors and employees.

    12. Re:Not as greedy as he looks by khallow · · Score: 1
      The Corporation should be facing charges. It ought to be fucking disbanded. The real problem these days is that the Corporations have rights of Persons, but do not face the same liability as Persons.

      I keep hearing this garbage, but what "rights" does a corporation currently have that it shouldn't have?

      If I, as an individual, cheat you out of millions of dollars, I'll probably spend 20 years in prison. If I, as the CEO of a Corporation, cheat my shareholders or some other Corporation out of millions of dollars, I'll probably have to resign as CEO, take a 5 million dollar golden parachute, and retire to South Beach. If I'm stupid enough to lie to federal agents during the ensuing investigation, I might do 5 months' time in Club Martha. If I'm a major contributor to the President's political party, I won't even be indicted.

      Sounds like an enforcement problem not a "rights" problem, Ranger Smith. A corporation never had the "right" to cheat people out of millions of dollars.

      This is the problem, the Corporate Veil is the problem. I have nothing against limited liability; if you incorporate and your company fucks up, there's no reason it should bankrupt you personally for eternity. But when Corporations are given many of the same rights as Persons, they must also be held accountable as Persons would be in similar situations.

      The "Corporate Veil"? Are you saying that you have the right to nose around in other peoples' business?

      We are in dire need of a Corporate Death Penalty. Enron, WorldCom, and others should not be able to simply file for bankruptcy and erupt as phoenixes from their own ashes to repeat their sins.

      What is a "Corporate Death Penalty"? How do you propose to implement it? How does it differ from bankruptcy?

    13. Re:Not as greedy as he looks by khallow · · Score: 1
      Here's my take on things.

      1) Not too bad. I think the bankruptcy court has a better system. It doesn't sell stuff so aggressively.

      2) If you cause a CDP, then you shouldn't be allowed to work in a position of fudiciary responsibility for a considerable period of time.

      As far as the corporation never opperating again, that's just silly. Otherwise, you're destroying considerable value in the structure, employees, and brands of the corporation.

      3)This is an incredibly bad idea. First, those individual investors have agreed to be at the very tail end of the gravy line. You don't like it? Well too bad. We shouldn't make laws to weasel out of lawful contracts.

      4) I like this a lot. Executives should bear financial and legal responsibility for their companies.

    14. Re:Not as greedy as he looks by ediron2 · · Score: 1
      In addition to death penalties, some other penalties could be remarkably effective in cleaning up corporate misdeeds:
      • Jail: A criminal corp gets shut down for X days. Even a few days or weeks can be devastating for a company, since it will lose customers, critical employees, and suppliers.
      • Prison: Hard time for hard crimes. More of the same sort of damage, but for *years!* Imagine Exxon trying to explain to shareholders how the decision to use cheaper single-hull ships was worth not being able to do anything for the next 5 years.
      • Parole/probation: Putting a company and it's employees on a short leash for a few years. Again, the secondary economic damage is significant.
      • Asset Forfeiture: It's not enough to stop misdeeds. The product of those misdeeds should be taken away.
      • Restraining orders: Imagine a court saying: "Sorry, Microsoft, but you're not allowed to have any dealings with [Balmer | Intel] as one penalty for your conspiracy to further a monopoly."
      Of course, a zillion countermeasures just spring up: endless appeals, shell corps and dummy corps, byzantine / fictional governance structures designed to hide corporate culpability, venue-shopping for court cases, hiding via internationalization, etc. Right now us 'meat-sacks' are at a disadvantage. See Shit Sandwich

      Unfortunately, just imagine how much grief a megacorp could inflict on some small-business by abusing these laws.

    15. Re:Not as greedy as he looks by kmankmankman2001 · · Score: 1

      I laugh at this . . . and the responses I see. All the SEC needed to do was make random calls to a handful of Fortune 500 companies and, assuming the right people were willing to talk, ask if CA post-booked deals. The overwhelming answer would be YES, YES, a thousand times YES! I've been dealing with these bastiges for years and it was always quite clear that we were signing multi-million dollar deals in April that they were booking on March 34. It was really common knowledge.

      The strange thing is that major exec's are being charged - correctly - but there's no way Kumar cooked this all up by himself. Where is the indictment on Charles Wang? I don't think even Oliver Stone could concoct a theory where CA started down this path without the direct involvement of Wang.

      If there's a silver lining it's that perhaps there's a future where CA deals with both it's stockholders AND customers in an ethical manner. Not all of their software and support sucks, and there's stuff we actually like (none of which they wrote themselves, they just bought it) but we'd rather not deal with a company so devoid of basic ethics. Maybe there's a future where that's not the case.

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    16. Re:Not as greedy as he looks by vldmr_krn · · Score: 1

      This is incredibly pointless and damaging. Corporations are abstract entities; they do not act. People act. When people do bad, you need to punish the people. This is personal responsibility. Destroying the corporation as well accomplishes nothing good, and it does additional damage to a hell of a lot of people who had nothing to do with the original wrongdoing.

  15. Enron by randall_burns · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What hasn't really made it into the press is that about $3 billion of the $12 Billion in shareholder losses at Enron were in India. Did this have anything to do with the fact that the lion's share of Enron's US IT staff were H-1b workers from India? Certainly the H-1b program gave Enron's management more rope with which to hang themselves-for example Enron had entire team software projects with no legal purpose!
    (A Spectrum Article talked about that one).

    1. Re:Enron by baywulf · · Score: 1

      I don't think it was related to H-1b workers. I think Enron built some powerplants in India but the deal didn't really work out and they didn't get paid what they expected after building it.

    2. Re:Enron by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Did the USGOV (IOW the taxpayers) 'INSURE' the overseas Enron operations?

      And what happened is that Enron had a deal to build a power generation facility in India with the written understand that a subset (it's late and I don't want to look up the correct name) of the indian goverment would buy power from the plant.

      They didn't and that caused the loses from Enron/India.

    3. Re:Enron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      In early 1998, Enron set up a massive thermal power plant in India (Dhabol Power Project). The project was mired in controversy from the beginning. Enron was supposed to charge ridiculously high prices (nearly twice the cost of public sector power plants) for its power. This led to allegations of graft because of which the state govt was forced to annul the power purchase agreement. The USD 3 billion is not "lost". The plant has been temporarily mothballed. It will apparently be restarted with a new fuel source.

      Not everything has something to do with IT. Or with evil H1B workers from India.

    4. Re:Enron by dodobh · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, no.
      Enron "invested" in a power project with some rather underhand dealings and the next government to take power put the project on hold.
      So Enron just couldn't get the returns they expected (they didn't get any).

      This has absolutely nothing to do with their IT division.

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    5. Re:Enron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enron never invested $3B in the Dabol power plant - in fact, the actual amount Enron invested is not known; it could be zero. What is known, however, is that about $2B of the money that Enron borrowed from various entities (mostly Indian banks) is bad debt and not collectible.

      The value of the plant that Enron built at Dabhol, which was offered as collateral, is hard to assess. It could be worth anywhere between $500M to -$500M (if liabilities from environmental damage are tallied). The banks have been desperately trying to sell it, without much success.

    6. Re:Enron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > So Enron just couldn't get the returns they expected (they didn't get any).

      You are mistaken - Enron did not invest much real cash in the project; it just roped in other investors and borrowed over $2B. What it actually invested is unknown. What is known is that the $2B is bad debt. The value of the collateral (the power plant itself) is unknown - there are no takers for it at the $1B asking price.

      If they took $2B, leaving a plant worth $100M to the creditors, I'd guess their returns were huge - 2000% in just a few years.

    7. Re:Enron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the actual amount Enron invested is not known;"

      Given the state of Enron's books, that statement is obvious.

      But, to protect its investment Ken Lay actually threatened to have all foreign aid to India cut off.

      I conclude that Enron's investment must have been substantial!

    8. Re:Enron by randall_burns · · Score: 1

      So you don't think that that the fact that Enron had substantial illegal operations in the US-and the fact that a lot of the people who had access to the data that could incriminate the companies managers has anything to do with the fact that there was a substantial boondoggle in the country where the people with incriminating evideence came from? You think this is all just a coincidence?

    9. Re:Enron by MHleads · · Score: 1

      Enron did invest quite some money in India. But their operations in India were anything but ethical. They broke virtually every law of the land, with the help of local politicos, whom they must have bribed heavily. In mid 90s, Enron project at Dabhol was an issue in State elections!! I would have hated Enron even if it were an Indian company.

      And this H1B-for-IT phenomenon is recent one - late 90s, to be precise. So how is debacle of Enron in any way connected with their bankruptcy?

    10. Re:Enron by MHleads · · Score: 1

      Mod down the parent....

      Enron did invest quite some money in India. But their operations in India were anything but ethical. They broke virtually every law of the land, with the help of local politicos, whom they must have bribed heavily. In mid 90s, Enron project at Dabhol was an issue in State elections!! I would have hated Enron even if it were an Indian company.

      And this H1B-for-IT phenomenon is recent one - late 90s, to be precise. So how is debacle of Enron in any way connected with their IT department? Since when coders started making decisions about multi-billion-dollar investments?

    11. Re:Enron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Enron's investment must have been substantial!

      Their stake, i.e. share in the equity was substantial - around 60% of the $1B capitalization of the project. Exactly what they paid for that stake is unknown - there's no evidence that they brought in more than about $50M, and most of that was spent on bribes.

      There's no evidence as to what was actually spent on building the plant, and what was spirited out of India through the Mauritius-based SPV through which Enron controlled its Indian operations.

      The plant may well have cost less than $200M, mostly financed through the $2B debt raised by Enron, with the balance of $1.8B taken out by Enron through over-invoicing of project costs.

    12. Re:Enron by ashayh · · Score: 1

      Incorrect.

      This explains what happened. If you thought US politics was bad, this should make you think again.

    13. Re:Enron by randall_burns · · Score: 1

      Lots of coders have access to _very_ sensitive information. In the case of Enron, that included information that could incarcerate the upper management of Enron. What makes you so sure that information wasn't used in that way?

    14. Re:Enron by randall_burns · · Score: 1

      The fact that Enron chose to do business in india _and_ chose to use Indians to main their IT department both show the company was open to doing business with Indian business interests. The folks in the IT staff had the data to show criminal activity early on in the game. That data may or may not have been used-but at the very least there is a real interesting coincidence here that bears investigation.

  16. Country Club Prison by mrs+clear+plastic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If this guy gets prison time, he will still be better off than those who lost their jobs because of this actions.

    Especialy if any of those who lost their jobs end up homeless.

    He will have a roof over his head and three decent meals per day.

    I do wonder, though, if the so called country club prisons are just that, or is that an exagguration? I knew of someone who had served in the one in Conneticutt and he said it was no country club.

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    1. Re:Country Club Prison by dasmegabyte · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Which is why, if you're homeless, you should commit a crime.

      Worst comes to worse, you're in prison. At best, you get some free shit.

      Seriously though, if you worked for Computer Associates at any time, and wound up homeless as a result of CEO corruption, you are even worse at managing money than I am. I know guys who were broke and been out of the workforce for YEARS who still keep up their rent.

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    2. Re:Country Club Prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This writeup describes the types of conditions you're likely to find in one of these prisons. Could be worse, could be better especially if you compare it to house arrest.

    3. Re:Country Club Prison by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      You don't know how right you are. I have a friend who suffers from several mental disorder and is incapable of holding a job. He basically has OCD and panic attacks relating to a fear of any responsibility. He's pretty smart, he had a *GREAT* job fixing computers in a computer shop here in town, but the owner wanted to step him up to running the shop on fridays (big deal -- just sell some mice and some video cards!) and he couldn't handle it. He flipped out and was unreliable and they fired him.

      Long story short, he's applied for SSI (disability benefits) and he coudln't get them. But a guy he knew in a similiar situation was hastled by the police a bit one day, and he was able to get SSI because he had a police record! So my friend spent a few months TRYING to get hastled by the police but was not successful. Eventually he got a lawyer who won him the benefits... but now he can't get *ANY* income on paper and keep his benefits (like 800$/month -- that would about pay your rent in our particular town in california and thats it). So he's prevented from helping himself ... what an odd world

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    4. Re:Country Club Prison by tukkayoot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Minimum security prisons are no picnic. I hear the trick is to kick someone's ass on your first day, or become someone's bitch. Still better than a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison, though.

    5. Re:Country Club Prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he'll contract TB? (linkless reference to an earlier /. article). I suppose it's to much to hope that some big filthy man who's killed multiple times takes hold of the CEO weakling, bends him over, and rapes him in the ass everyday for the duration of his sentance (supposing guilt and all that).

    6. Re:Country Club Prison by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      I had an ex-girlfriend go to jail for assisted suicide. Did 10 years in 3 different facilities. As she pointed out, in the female's prisons, things were not that bad. No gang rapes; No beatings; At least not for those that kept there nose clean. But, you are told when and what you will do. You are allowed only certain things. You are not in control. Hard thing for say a CEO.

      OTH, according to others that I have heard from, the men prisons are at best similar to the above, while some are nothing more than a total free-for-all rape and fight club. It depends on the wardens and the states. Apparently, the private prisons are supposed to be some of the worst (they hire thugs for guards and are not as closely watched). When I hear of ppl wanting to give the death penality to somebody, they obviously have no idea of what would be waiting for them in an American jail. Personally, I would much rather be put to death than do life in some of our prisons.

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    7. Re:Country Club Prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was a good artile. I wish to thank you for
      linking to it for us.

  17. Holy Cow by SaxMaster · · Score: 0, Troll

    He can fly out of prison with those GIANT EARS of his :-P

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  18. Re:China and CEO's, how about their lawyers? by LemonFire · · Score: 1

    Do they shoot the CEO's lawyers too?

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  19. Re:And the hit movie script by DigitalHammer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Judge: Mr. Kumar, you have just been indicted for defrauding shareholders out of millions of dollars. What do you have to say about this? Kumar: Um...sorry your honor. I can't remember anything about that--I was high.

  20. Re:nitpick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your right

    Are you sure it wasn't his left?

  21. Once again... by a+whoabot · · Score: 3, Funny

    Once again the leftist government interferes with the freemarket, certianly resulting in deleterious effects for mankind as a whole.

    If the company wants to file their revenue that way, they have a right to. If consumers don't like the way they file their numbers they can do business with someone who files numbers in a way they want. When Computer Associates finds that no one is deadling with them because of their method of book-keeping, they'll want to change their ways so that they can compete and make money. This is how the freemarket works. The government doesn't need to interfere. This is the same as forcing companies to pay minimum wage: forcing them to file minimum numbers. It's anti-competetive; and, I don't want to frighten people, but it's borderlining on communism even.

    1. Re:Once again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, companies have a right to report their net worth to the government in Palmyra Atoll dollars. It's the free marketplace at work!

    2. Re:Once again... by Apathist · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but that is a load of rubbish.

      The simple flaw in your capitalism-is-inscrutable argument is that if there were no penalties for flat-out lying in financial statements, nobody would ever hear about it, because the media wouldn't report it, because it would be a non-event.

      So the first time your precious shareholders would hear about the fraud is when the company finally collapsed, and the shareholders lost all of their money Enron style. Which would undermine shareholder's faith in the system, so they wouldn't invest, so companies couldn't grow, so capitalism would fail.

      Seriously, do you really believe that dubbya would permit so-called left-wing policies if it was absolutely necessary?

    3. Re:Once again... by Apathist · · Score: 1

      ... if it wasn't absolutely necessary.

    4. Re:Once again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi Troll.

      Fuck off back to Fark. Kthxbye

    5. Re:Once again... by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      So, are you a troll or a complete moron. I read your past posts and still can't decide...

    6. Re:Once again... by santos_douglas · · Score: 1

      Ask yourself the following question - "When is the last time the SEC or a Certified Public Accountant identified a case of major corporate fraud before the scam was so far gone it sent the company to court and probably bankruptcy?" The answer is not recently, almost never. This was the fairly radical theory of one of my better former finance professors. His exact words were "The SEC is a farce." In the very best case scenario, the SEC which claims to protect investors, is a colossal failure, costing billions of dollars to accomplish nothing, offering no such protection - and therefore should be disbanded simply to stop wasting money. The SEC was established in the 1920s, yet there have been numerous major stock market crashes and other scams at regular intervals since, and just as many high profile corporate bankruptcies. In the worst case, the existence of institutions like the SEC and AICPA provides a false sense of security to investors, who do not scrutinize firms in the detail they should, presuming that the so called auditors have done that job for them. But they are badly mistaken, the protection offered is nothing but a rubber stamp on an audit report.

      The parent is modded funny and rightfully so. But it still needs to be recognized that there are deep structural market distortions at play in these cases. Should investors demand more and dig deeper into the financials? Of course! Chalking it all up to the free market is way off base.

    7. Re:Once again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a question of keeping your books like that, it's about fraud, saying you're doing one thing and doing something else entirely.

      If they openly said when their "quarter" ends you might have a point, but for free markets to function you absolutely have to have a means of enforcing laws against fraud and disception.

    8. Re:Once again... by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Please tell your professor he is an idiot.

      "When is the last time the SEC or a Certified Public Accountant identified a case of major corporate fraud before the scam was so far gone it sent the company to court and probably bankruptcy?"

      When dod the police catch on a planned murder (or other crime) before it is actually comitted? -- very very rarely. So should we disband the police? Or should we consider that even if they are too late to prevent a crime punishing the criminal provides justice and prevention to other criminals.

      The answer is to make the SEC better and not to disband it.

      "The SEC was established in the 1920s, yet there have been numerous major stock market crashes and other scams at regular intervals since, and just as many high profile corporate bankruptcies. "

      Actually if my memory serves me correctly, it was established in the 30's when securities act was passed. It was established in response to the great depression and there has not been another great depression yet. Furthermore, while there are numerous examples of fraud that is not caught by the SEC, we no longer see the obvious fraud that used to happen during the robber baron ages.

      "who do not scrutinize firms in the detail they should"

      Scrutinizing firms in higher detail will not necessary prevent fraud. The only thing investors can do is check financial statements for inconsistencies, and the financial statements are entirely created by management. So a dishonest manager only needs to lie consistently in order to escape the deepest scrutiny.

      So what is the alternative? That investors become spies and actually go to the company's offices and check on things? Well if you believe that, then 99.999% of current stock owners will not be able to invest properly, which means that the market will crash, capital will become 10x more expensive and our economy will disappear. I would rather have the SEC.

      "But they are badly mistaken, the protection offered is nothing but a rubber stamp on an audit report."

      Actually the protection offered should be much much greater because auditors are personally liable for any losses resulting from their lies (or screw-ups). And auditors usually have a lot of money. The only problem is that the system is so fraught with corruption, that the auditors responsible for the Enron case, and other similar disasters have been largely able to get away. For the Enron case, the DOJ dragged their feet and let Andersen consulting burn all their documents, destroying all evidence.

      Again the solution is getting rid of corruption, not doing away with the system alltogether.

    9. Re:Once again... by Disevidence · · Score: 1

      How about the more obvious solution that it's a satirical joke?

      Sheesh, some people have no fucking sense of humour.

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    10. Re:Once again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The auditors responsible for the Enron Case and other similar disasters have been largely able to get away"

      WTF? We are talking about Andersen here, the firm that imploded and ceased to exist a matter of months after the issue became public, aren't we? The firm where tens of thousands of employees who were entirely unconnected with the Enron audit lost their jobs? All because of the media-generated perception that all Andersen auditing is dodgy, so all Andersen's clients *had* to change auditors because not to do so would look like they wanted dodgy auditors.

      The devastation was biblical: Some senior individuals in a single audit team make some dodgy decisions, and everyone related to them simmply by virtue of working under the Andersen name was punished. Not to mention the suicides, of course.

      IMO Enron was fraud born of over-agressive management pushing the rules. Andersen made some wrong decisions in a tough situation, and got a bit unlucky. Auditors can't change how a company does it's accounting, they can only try to persuade it or refuse to sign off on the accounts. If you're faced with pushy management doing something that smells wrong, but you have no actual proof to point to (just a difference of opinion), what can you do? Drop the client? Your own management will have words about that if it's a big engagement, and that sort of thing takes time to talk through anyway.

      How about all the fraud that *does* get caught before the company gets hit too badly? No-one hears about that - "auditor does his job properly" is not news. Things go wrong in any system - you should only make sweeping changes if they go wrong *too often*, and restricting your sample for testing that to "cases that hit the headlines" is about as inappropriate a statistical method as one can think of.

    11. Re:Once again... by WindBourne · · Score: 1
      WTF? We are talking about Andersen here, the firm that imploded and ceased to exist a matter of months after the issue became public, aren't we?

      hummmm. Accenture, anyone?

      Accenture; The company formly known as Anderson. Plenty of jobs for all of the original people.

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    12. Re:Once again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Accenture. The CONSULTING firm formerly known as ANDERSEN CONSULTING - a completely separate entity from Arthur Andersen, especially since the very messy dispute which saw AC have to drop the Andersen name as part of a deal severing all ties between the two firms several years BEFORE Enron.

      CONSULTING being a business which has absolutely nothing to do with AUDITING. Auditors have no place in a consulting firm - it's like saying a British Telecom engineer could get a job at British Gas because both firms have "British" in the name.

    13. Re:Once again... by santos_douglas · · Score: 1

      Actually, the devestation to Andersen wasn't all that bad. True they went under and the partners lost their stakes, but it's not like all their other clients just went away. Basically all the partners picked up their tents and ran to the other remaining firms who were only too happy to take on their new clients and all the scrambling little auditors with them. Plus with the passage of the reporting heavy Sarbanes-Oxley, there has only been more work for CPAs since the implosion. Trust me, the Andersen guys are doing fine, its the Enron employees that are hurting. And those Andersen people got off easy. CPAs are held to a higher standard, their charter is very specific about ethical requirements. They didn't just make a bad decision, they made a horribly incmpetent and deceitful decision. Every single auditor on that job had a duty to make that knowledge public, and every single one of them deserves to have his charter revoked, but did they?

    14. Re:Once again... by santos_douglas · · Score: 1
      This is the typical response:
      When dod the police catch on a planned murder (or other crime) before it is actually comitted? -- very very rarely. So should we disband the police? Or should we consider that even if they are too late to prevent a crime punishing the criminal provides justice and prevention to other criminals.
      There were already laws in place against fraud, and enforcement agents to punish them when caught, the SEC does not contribute to this at all. The SEC's action are the equivalent of the police requiring every person in the country to file a quarterly report with them about their recent activities, as if they would be dumb enough disclose information necessary to tell if a crime was happening.

      Again, another frequent response:

      So what is the alternative? That investors become spies and actually go to the company's offices and check on things? Well if you believe that, then 99.999% of current stock owners will not be able to invest properly, which means that the market will crash, capital will become 10x more expensive and our economy will disappear. I would rather have the SEC.
      Your faith in the power of the government is astonishing. Believe it or not, the stock market operated just fine, as did our economy, long before the invention of the SEC. We still had accountants and auditors, but they actually did their jobs back then, didn't mix their interests, and traded largely on their reputation for integrity. But today we have the aura of government sanction on every public company. Investors were better informed about the firms they purchased, because they had to be. Today we have millions of idiots with Ameritrade accounts who don't even know what a 10-K is investing in total billions of dollars in companies they don't understand, and probably just heard about from the guy at work or maybe CNBC. Then they go crying to their mommies when the 200x PE stock they bought on a whim drops to pennies overnight.

      Stock market crashes are brought about by government intervention, not saved by it. People seem to have this idea that the big crash caused the depression, but it's the other way around. It was a symptom, brought on by a meddling fed reserve, protectionist trade, and extensive socialist central planning put in place by the administration. And anyway, the SEC was never intended to stop depressions, it was to regulate stocks. Yet there have been a number of drops since then of similar magnatude to 'the big one'.

    15. Re:Once again... by mabu · · Score: 1

      Please tell your professor he is an idiot.

      "When is the last time the SEC or a Certified Public Accountant identified a case of major corporate fraud before the scam was so far gone it sent the company to court and probably bankruptcy?"

      When dod the police catch on a planned murder (or other crime) before it is actually comitted? -- very very rarely. So should we disband the police? Or should we consider that even if they are too late to prevent a crime punishing the criminal provides justice and prevention to other criminals.


      Wow. Worst analogy evah!

      Since when do criminal file annual reports on their crime activity? Since when do criminals submit quarterly estimated tax returns? Since when do criminals submit to independent audits of their business?

      I suspect you used to work for Andersen.

  22. Possessive article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's sad that Slashdot, read by so many well-educated readers, will let a spelling error like this one get through.

    "It's" = It is
    "Its" = possessive ...

    "CA settled its case."

    How many times do we have to see this particular error on the web before people decide to memorize the correct usage?

    1. Re:Possessive article by mabinogi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If that were the only error we ever saw, it would be wonderful.
      At least that is an easy mistake to make, as at first glance it appears to contradict the general rule of 's for possesive.

      But things like "then" instead of "than" - or worse the double error of "different then", or the whole they're, their, there mess, consistent bad spelling (rediculous) and the invention of entire new words (virii, and spotted in a comment recently "scenarii") are what really get me down....

      I'm not expecting perfect grammar or spelling in every post, typos happen, and when someone is in a hurry to make a point, the style will suffer.

      But the frequency of some errors gives the impression that people aren't even trying...

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    2. Re:Possessive article by aussie_a · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your new here aren't you?

    3. Re:Possessive article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You dont know nothing about bad english until you read this

      Hilarious!!

  23. Who cares about some IT company CEO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Here's some real news that geeks will care about:

    Twinkie maker bankrupt!!!

  24. this is good news by monsterhead78 · · Score: 1

    lock down the system get the bad guys!

  25. I guess he's no longer interested... by node+3 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    in that apartment for rent on Park Street.

  26. It's Its by Clipper · · Score: 4, Informative

    "CA settled it's case with the DOJ."

    It should be its, not it's.

    Since we had a recent article from the CGL at the Univeristy of Waterloo, here's the explanation from one of the faculty there.

    Yes, I'm pedantic.

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    1. Re:It's Its by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
      Yes, I'm pedantic.

      Im not. I love apostrophe's.

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    2. Re:It's Its by slcdb · · Score: 1

      Holy grammar Batman! I learned this in the second grade. They are having to teach these simple concepts in University?

      F*** me.

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  27. The punishment should fit the crime. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I say we submit the guy to the Unicenter Administration Interface.

    Sure, sure ... all of sudden nobody cares about that one amendment that has to do with cruel and unusual punishment. You don't even know which amendment I'm talking about do you?

    "Hi, I broke the law!"
    "To Unicenter you go!"
    "This is bullshit, that one guy got the chair, this isn't fair!"

  28. Why is it a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why exactly is it a good thing that they settled with DOJ? Kumar and the rest of the high echelon of CA should be in jail.

    But now I understand what makes capitalism work:

    • Lying about profit = inventing make-belief money.
    • Exploiting children in faraway countries.
    • Lack of legal responsibility.
    • Fucking up lives just to get that perpetual growth to keep things rolling.

    The corporation truly is a psychopath. When there is no such thing as "enough" you get this kind of shit.

  29. Gotta love invention by Spekdah · · Score: 1

    It's amazing all the new schemes they come up with, but they forgot to add a very small footnote in the books to state they were using a calander system from another planet. "Hey lets use Neptunes calander, thats gives us 60000 days in a year to play with to meet analysts expectations!" Before Enron, economists were making noises about the revenuse reports from the Fortune 500 companies, bascially they didn't add up with the rest of the data out there. Alot were told to go look at there figures more closely becaus ethey just had to be wrong. And look what came out afterwards, heh.

    1. Re:Gotta love invention by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Oh, this is nothing new. About thirty years ago, I remember somebody telling me he'd been interested in buying a bar. The annual receipts looked great, until he took a good look. It turned out the owner'd put two New Year's Eves into the same year to make it look better.

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  30. Knew this was coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CA is full of crooks. Look at some of the shady and sh*tty products they release -- Arcserve, Ingres, etc. All are horrible products. CA Unicenter? ROTFL.

    Then these money-grubbing bastards make their web support sites pay-only? Outrageous. Now I find out that CA's former CEO was a crook? Talk about stating the obvious.

    Screw CA. *spit*

  31. CA training support anecdote by certron · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I found a post on someone's livejournal page about the time that they had spent as a technical writer working for a company that was assisting CA's training department.

    http://www.livejournal.com/users/sclerotic_rings /5 80872.html

    "Not only were we all informed that the company was in great shape, but we were told that the co-CEOs were "good friends of George W. Bush's, so he's going to get us lots of government contracts." Two days later, CA went through its first serious layoff in years, and the entire training department was laid off a week after that." (There's more on the site)

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    1. Re:CA training support anecdote by BCW2 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Don't worry, someone on /. will try to make it all Bush's fault anyway. Even with more CEOs in court than ever under this administration, the liberals say Bush does nothing to control business criminal activity. Find the logic.

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    2. Re:CA training support anecdote by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Most of that is due to PR fallout from Enron. Now, you can't blame Bush for Enron (which some have tried to do ), but on the other hand, it's pretty hard to credit him for doing anything special when the public got outraged.

    3. Re:CA training support anecdote by Herbmaster · · Score: 1

      -CA has not - ever, to my knowledge - had "co-CEOs".
      -I have also never heard any allegations of friendship between W and anyone high up at CA. Not that it couldn't happen, but I'd like to see some other source that would suggest this.
      -CA's education department was and is abominable. I lost no sleep over them after the October 2001 layoffs. Now, the upcoming October 2004 layoffs.....heh....

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    4. Re:CA training support anecdote by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      It's his people in charge at Justice doing the prosecutions.

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    5. Re:CA training support anecdote by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      The modding of my post proved my point. Thanks.

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  32. Copyright by phorm · · Score: 1

    From I've seen... China generally is very lax towards American copyright - so somehow I doubt that would be a problem.

  33. Re:Posted by samzenpus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His name is Robert Rozeboom and he also manages the mails you send when Slashdot ban your subnetwork...

  34. Wait a minute by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    So your country's CEO was indicted on fraud?

  35. That's what happens by melted · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    When you put a guy from a country where business ethics are significantly different from what we're used to in the US in charge of a large corporation.

    He doesn't know any better.

    1. Re:That's what happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? And how would you explain the likes of Ken Lay and all the other American CEOs from Enron to MCI to Comcast and so on who ran their corps to the ground and now are on trial or will be? Is that "what we're used to" here?

    2. Re:That's what happens by melted · · Score: 1

      These fellas at least understand they've done wrong. For this Kumar guy it's business as usual. Customary Indian business practices.

    3. Re:That's what happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This (the parent post) is what happens when you allow people with two-digit IQs to breed.

    4. Re:That's what happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When you put a guy from a country where business ethics are significantly different from what we're used to in the US in charge of a large corporation.

      He doesn't know any better.

      I dunno, I'd say he learned how Amerika works real good, y'all.

  36. Sounds like crossing the line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    In large-company financial reporting, there are some areas in which some interpretation is permitted/required; bookings/billings/backlogs and depreciation are two such areas often (ab)used by CFOs and controllers to "fine-tune" closing numbers so that earnings are just above or in line with analysts expectations. If a company is going to such extremes as closing books late (here) or inventing bogus companies (such as with Enron) to generate the requisite numbers, however, then something must *really* be wrong at the company and that seems like "crossing that line" to me. There oughta be some penalties somewhere so everybody knows that this behavior is not right or even profitable. Hopefully, the existing CA shareholders won't get hurt too much from this and perhaps shareholders will inspire a new management to move in different directions; the cynical side in me says that those shareholders are often too ill-informed to understand or change management's behavior.

  37. In the Early days... by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    it was all just a bunch of nerds doing their thing. Then the suits smelled (smelt?) money and it went downhill from there. I mean, fuck, do you think any genuine engineering nerd would even think of patenting software? Hell no, that's just silly.

    Not that we can get rid of those suits. The whole things too big now, you can't shake 'em off. They're the rulling class, and they always get their cut, of everything.

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  38. SSI, therefore get on subsidized housing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell your friend on SSI to apply for section 8 housing in various towns/cities (and public housing a.k.a. subsidized housing).

    Then only 30% of your income goes to housing and utilities. (And you can afford to buy a computer once in a while!)

    By the way, homelessness is FAR better than jail/prison. Homelessness is not roof-less-ness, as there are homeless shelters, free food/meals everywhere (contact Salvation Army), and you can walk into a hospital every day of the week if necessary (while if in prison, you can be IN PAIN AND BLEEDING and not be allowed to get medical care for DAYS).

    NEVER try to go to jail thinking it will help. Not in America it won't.

    Signed: on SSI, and never been arrested or jailed ever.

  39. What difference does it make? by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    if you 'kill' a corporation if the people responsible still get off free? I don't see a problem here. Limited liability up until fraud is committed (and proved in court), then lay it on these bastards. If I had a 5 million dollar bonus for the cost of 5 months in a min security prison plus all or most of my ill gotten gains, do you reall thing I'd care if you 'killed' my former employeer? It's not like I'm a paragon of virtue to begin with ya know.

    Not that any of this matters. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: These people are our rulers. They're never going to do anything that severly inconviences themselves. Sure, they'll through the occasional weakling to the dogs of public opinion and 'justice', but mostly they'll go untouched. Reading a little about Countess Bathory, what scares the shit out of me about the story isn't that she bruatally murdered 500+ young girls, but that noone gave a shit until she started killing nobles. Have we, as a species, really advanced to the point where we're beyond this sort of thing?

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  40. Japan and CEO's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess the sepuku/harakiri culture ended when emperor Hirohito did not kill himself after World War II...

    1. Re:Japan and CEO's by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      AC: I guess the sepuku/harakiri culture ended when emperor Hirohito did not kill himself after World War II...

      Wrong. The suicide is not appropriate for the imperial family. I can't think of an Emperor ever killing himself... he is a god, he is infallible. If something went wrong, it must have been the fault of a lesser, imperfect person.

      Plus, consider that the whole reason Japan kept on fighting a hopeless war for 5 months was to keep going until the USA promised the Emperor's safety. (They would've surrendered long earlier if they knew Hirohito wouldn't face war crime charges)

      The ones who should be willing to sepuku are the samurai warrior class that works for the emperor.

      Anyway, the suicide culture continued past WWII. Yukio Mishima ended his life in proper samurai style in 1970. Even today, Japan has about the highest suicide rate in the world. After corpses kept clogging up the high-speed trains, the government declared that surviving family will be billed for any traffic blocked by a suicide.

  41. Convict Chuck Wang too! by GomezAdams · · Score: 4, Informative
    I worked for a company that was taken over by CA. They quit paying the consultants expenses in a ploy to save the money for Wang and Kumar and to get us to quit instead of laying us off and paying unemployment. The bastards still owe me thousands and I eventually quit them because of it when I saw what was happening and realized I would never recover the money. One of the jokes among former CA consultants when they meet is about how much money CA cheated them out of. And that was during Wang's watch. Send them both to the slammer for theft and misconduct.

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    1. Re:Convict Chuck Wang too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been in the business about 9 years now. About 7 years ago, I heard the saying (and it stuck):

      Friends don't let friends work for Computer Associates

    2. Re:Convict Chuck Wang too! by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      They quit paying the consultants expenses in a ploy to save the money for Wang and Kumar [...] Send them both to the slammer for theft and misconduct.

      Not while you worship a Capitalist system that generally rewards Wang and Kumar for their "financial acumen and hard-nosed sense of business". Even the execs sent to jail generally keep much of the wealth that you assert they stole. As long as you believe that property rights are so much stronger than the rights of real victims, and so much larger than social welfare, this perversion will continue.

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  42. malpractice by evil_one666 · · Score: 1
    Well said however-
    BTW why hasn't anybody sued MS for malpractice yet?
    Because MS products (like ALL other closed source software) are sold "as is". In other words, you buy it on the basis that it can (and probably will) be full of bugs, for which the vendor is not responsible.

    Although morally you should be able to sue MS for malpractice, legally you would be on thin ice.
    1. Re:malpractice by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      But that's the whole point - why are software companies allowed to get away with saying, "Give us money for this product that may or may not work, and if it does something unexpected, we're not responsible"??

      If you buy a TV and find that it occasionally spontaneously switches channels or powers itself off, you'd take it back to the store real quick. Same thing with a VCR that randomly ejects a tape part way through recording something. Why have companies like Microsoft been able to get away with taking our money and shrugging off bugs with, "Oh well, shit happens. Pay for maintenance and we'll send you bugfixes, eventually. Buy the new improved version with some bugs fixed and a whole slew of new ones".

      I suppose the answer is that they (Microsoft, at least) have more money than Croesus and liberally shovel it out into election campaign warchests.

    2. Re:malpractice by CajunArson · · Score: 1

      (like ALL other closed source software)
      -- inaccurate
      Accurate:
      (like ALL other closed source AND open source software)
      If you don't believe me try reading the GPL some time.

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    3. Re:malpractice by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, because open source software is not typically sold, which is what the parent poster was talking about. If you F/OSS software doesn't work and you decide you don't want it anymore, you don't lose any money other than the cost of your time (which you'd lose with any kind of software).

    4. Re:malpractice by cdrguru · · Score: 1
      The real issue is the licensing of practioners. If in order to be a programmer or sysadmin you need to have a license issued by the state after you passed some qualifying tests, then you could have malpractice lawsuits and malpractice insurance.

      Until there is that kind of licensing - as there is for doctors and lawyers - you can forget about liability for software development and administration.

      This would also eliminate the kind of sales contracts and consulting agreements that specify there is no liability or consequential damages. I think you could expect the entire IT community to shrink quite a bit if this happens. Check into what it takes to be a PE (Professional Engineer) and you have an idea of what this would lead to. I do not think it would be a good idea at all.

  43. Re:nitpick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, there are many here without even a shred of humour. Say it aint so.

  44. this used to be common by Stu+Charlton · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The "35 day month" used to actually be a fairly common practice in software around 10 years ago. It's purely due to accounting fictions -- monthly and quarterly sales goals and wall street guidance. Short term gain over long term wealth capacity.

    Many companies squeeze vendors for discounts and delay purchase until end of month. Of course, purchasing processes and systems are bound to mess up, so the P.O. never really gets through until the 1st to 5th of the next month...

    This also was rampant back in the .com days.

    CA still operates in the old model of sales, whereas most enterprise software vendors are much smarter about this sort of stuff.

    disclaimer: just my personal opinions, might be b.s., ymmv

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  45. Because we'd still be running 10 year old software by FatSean · · Score: 0

    If malpractice was a real threat to a software vendor the code would be super tested and regulated. We wouldn't have as much innovation. Now, there are many new 'features' that I wouldn't cry if we had lost, but the net effect would be to slow things down. The internet surely would not have hit critical mass as soon as it did. If regulation went into effect in 1985 we'd probably still be using Netscape 1...although the blink tag would likely be outlawed :)

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  46. Re:Question for the moderators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    parent's author is sane. however, why was the post modded interesting instead of funny.

    answers any1?

  47. No woder they keep doing it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... if the can get away with cases like this. Cook the books by 2.2 billion and pay compensation to shareholders to the tune os 225 million. Still a huge chunk of change left over.

    And I'd guess that they get a few years at a free country club, ehm.. minimum security facility with weekends off, etc.

    They still end up way ahead.

  48. Re:A Call of the IT Industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But everybody's doing it, so it must be OK!!!

  49. Re:Enron - Dabhol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More interesting is the fact that the Dabhol power plant was wildly uneconomical. The local people would have had to pay several times the rates as those FROM EXISTING LOCAL POWER SOURCES.

    It gets even more interesting that the power plant would have been economically feasible with a source of cheap natural gas!

    It gets most interesting of all when you join all the dots and realize that, AHA!, ALL IT WOULD TAKE IS A PIPELINE THROUGH AFGHANISTAN!!!

  50. Re:Object Lesson Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    But there are countries that operate now pretty much the way you long for, perfect examples for laisser-faire economists.

    Some examples are Iraq, Afghanistan and Russia!

    "A word to the wise may be sufficient, but the truly dense need an object lesson!"

  51. the ultimate irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine, the US government, which has been cooking its own books for years, most notably with the recent so-called yet totally fictitious "surplus," is prosecuting corporations for "cooking the books."

    You'd think this would only happen in Bizarro world. Now, instead, it's only in America.

  52. lemme add #5 by tweedlebait · · Score: 1

    5) All intellectual property rights are not to be sold but dissolved and sent to the public domain world wide.

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  53. Why should I suffer for managements sins? by dtolman · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The Corporation should be facing charges. It ought to be fucking disbanded. The real problem these days is that the Corporations have rights of Persons, but do not face the same liability as Persons.

    Whoa!!! Hold on there - can you go back and explain again why the government should toss myself and my coworkers onto the street for upper managements ethical/financial sins?

    A corporation is more than a virtual person - its made up of thousands of people. Why should they be punished? Its bad enough the company is laying off 10% of its employees in a few weeks because of our ex-CEO's mistakes.

  54. Re:nitpick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It ain ' t so.

  55. avast! by slcdb · · Score: 1

    Ya know, if it does end up having a negative effect on eTrust antivirus, then switch to avast!

    It's just as good in terms of ability to stop viruses as the big two (Norton and McAfee) but is much smaller and efficient. Not to mention that they give non-commercial users a free license.

    Check it out.

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  56. More proof that the whole industry is full of it. by supabeast! · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else remember the period in 2002-2003 when Sanjay Kumar's face was on the cover of just about every IT and business magazine out there for being some sort of great saint showing the world how IT can be saved? And just look at where he is now. The world's techies still knew that CA was a crap company selling crap products, but to anyone following the mainstream media, CA was a godsend to customers, potential customers, and shareholders.

    This is more proof that the tech industry is still generally full of shit (Not that plenty of others aren't) and that not only can they not be trusted, but the media cannot be trusted to do some decent research and present a clear picture of what these companies are really up to.

  57. First day of autumn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's fitting that Kumar was indicted on the first day of Autumn. He was always set up to be the Fall guy.

    Unindicted Charles Wang collected a 500 megabuck bonus out of the scam. Charles is an interesting person. If you dumped him into a tank of sharks and came back an hour later, you'd see a fat Charles swimming lazily in a sharkless tank.

  58. Redhat didn't have problems with accounting ... by DarrenR114 · · Score: 1

    They simply changed the process for the timing of recognizing revenue from subscriptions. This was done on advice from their new auditors. The previous method of recognizing revenue was NOT illegal, nor even immoral.

    The auditor simply made the recommendation to help Redhat perform better, legally.

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  59. The current market is prospering... by Chagatai · · Score: 1
    Here is the odd thing: with today's news, shares of CA have shot up nearly a dollar a share, roughly 3% of the share price. The same thing happened with other companies such as Enron when their executives were indicted. I even heard some stock guys on the radio say, "Boy, I hope they indict another executive from CA; their stock might even double!"

    I find it so odd that when bad news happens stocks go up. Job cuts at a company? Stock goes up. Executives indicted? Stock goes up. Company does better than it ever has before, earining more money than it ever has, even for less expenses, but does not meet someone's expectations in New York? Stock goes down. I understand the reasons why this happens economically, but ethically I loathe this action/reaction pattern. Since it's becoming obvious that regular IT folks cannot win in this rat race situation, maybe it's time to step over to the dark side and profit from doom... who knows...

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  60. First rule of working for a troubled company. by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    If you know the company has a problem don't believe any cheerful information from an executive until you see it yourself.

    Second rule, if they drop names your in REAL trouble.

    Third rule, if its a politician, it was the last one the executive saw a news story about.

    PS: Honestly I would not want to be a businessman with the current Administration. They don't seem to pull too many punches and while they take a while to get someone into court they usually win. (it would have been interesting to see a start to finish anti-MS lawsuit under this Administration but that is a dead horse right now)

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    1. Re:First rule of working for a troubled company. by lrucker · · Score: 1
      If you know the company has a problem don't believe any cheerful information from an executive until you see it yourself.

      And if you weren't aware that your company had a problem, an overly-cheerful executive is generally a big clue.

  61. Until you realize a lot of them are scapegoats. by Shivetya · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It is well know in China that the real people who commit the crimes are rarely if ever punished as long as they maintain good party standing.

    It is the low level functionaries that have to look over their shoulder.

    As a further note, how in the hell did you get modded insightful? Are the mods just as ignorant as you? China kills upwards of 5000 people a year by the estimates of some human rights groups. If that is not a depressing thought I do not know what is!

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    1. Re:Until you realize a lot of them are scapegoats. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      First off, I am assuming that you are an American

      How is that any different here in the USA? Enron Lay and Skilling are going to get off. Basically, if you are connected and in good standing with the parties that be, you can get off and real punishment (witness the Senator from ND that killed a kid, and then got a couple of months in jail; not 10 years like an average person would get).

      Likewise, we execute some odd 100 a year. What is the difference between China's death penality and America's death penality? In fact, there are documented cases down in Texas and Illinois of wrongful death penalities. It is the reason why I am opposed to death penality for all except treason.

      I meant my posting to be funny, but also in protest. I would guess that moderators are also sick and tired of the injustice that is happening all the time. I get sick of seeing ppl like Nachio and Lay getting off and living the good life just because they were connected, when they were 100% the cause of these. BTW, do not always assume that ppl are ignorant here. That 5000 a year is the high end of estimates. Most are in the range of 1-2000. Which would put China's amount at a fraction of what happens in Texas

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  62. Let me disagree. by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    First while the idea sounds intriguing it suffers one major problem. The employees get screwed.

    Stocks are a RISK. That does include risk of fraud. It is up to the individual investor to understand where his investments are whether he controls them directly or not.

    What I find disgusting is that we value people's money more than people's lives. Most white color criminals are getting more time than rapist or murderers. What kind of society exists for long that does this?

    I fully expect white collar criminals to do time and forfeit ALL properties that can be attributed to their employment while they committed their crimes. This includes selling back preexisting assets if the spent the illegally gained ones.

    As for the corporation, no liquidation. The shareholders are more likely to lose out under a CDP. As mentioned beforehand so will the employees. Indirect employees will also get hurt under you scheme as supporting companies will suddenly be without business.

    So while it sounds neat its a boneheaded idea.

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    1. Re:Let me disagree. by khallow · · Score: 1
      What I find disgusting is that we value people's money more than people's lives. Most white color criminals are getting more time than rapist or murderers. What kind of society exists for long that does this?

      Since when have we done this? Actually, if you think about it, money is people's lives. When Enron went down, it damaged the dreams of tens of thousands of people. I think that's more serious than a rapist, for example.

  63. Re:Because we'd still be running 10 year old softw by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 1

    ...the net effect would be to slow things down.

    Are you sure? Look at the list of regulations that computer hardware must meet (FCC regulations, etc.), then look at what's available on store shelves. The main difference is that any person with a compiler can make software, but it requires the capital investment of a manufacturing plant to make hardware. To this end, I think software, even Microsoft, is largely still a hobbyist industry. It certainly feels like it.

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  64. Where's the money by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    $2.2 Billion in revenue was booked prematurely.

    Here's what I don't understand.

    They added the revenue to a previous quarter if it came in within a few days of that quarter.
    They got the revenue, even if it arrived in the next quarter.
    Seems to me that this money did arrive, just a bit late. So they have one bad quarter where they only book revenue received minus revenue already booked, and continue forward from there.

    They did get the money, didn't they? Even if it arrive a month later or so.

    That would seem a small problem -- until they made it a big problem by lying about it (Hello Martha Stewart).

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  65. What about WANG... by The+Net-worker · · Score: 1

    Charles Wang (pronounced Wong according to him...don't ask.)
    is the originator of all the CA nonsense. The DOJ is totally (at least in public) ignoring him.
    They used this scheme to get a 1 BILLION dollar bonus for him and Sanjay, no word on that either.

    And people wonder why I quit this company?
    They lied to the government, investors, employees, customers, and themselves... and if you called them
    on it you were fired.

    Hearless bastard that I am, I split when they asked me to start lieing to my clients... I've got no business sense, I guess.

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    1. Re:What about WANG... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I wonder why they're not going after Wang, too. This whole 35-day month thing has been going on for years and started under Wang's watch.

  66. Settling the case? by mabu · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why these companies can "settle" the case arbitrarily. This seems like BS to me. If they did something illegal, there should be no "settling". There should be a trial and punishment, criminal punishment.

    I am beginning to believe these cases are not unlike the old Ford Pinto problems of the past, where the corporation has factored into their scam, how much it would cost to "settle" and end up profiting even after they get caught.

  67. Ethical training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked for 4 years for Computer Ass., although often CA was referred to as an acronym for Creative Accounting.

    Anyway 1 1/2 year ago all the employees had to go through a 2-3 hours web training about "Business conduct and ethics". It has really been a pity that the management of CA never had the time to go through these training themselves. It's not just the top management. But these improper business practices were like a virus through middle management as well.

    Of course these training are effective so that in case the shit hits the fan, the top management can find regular employees to blame. Fire them. And clean the ship, while leaving them untouched.

    Obviously I'm violating their handbook as well, even while I don't work for them anymore. Therefore I posted this message anonymous.

    Go watch the documentary 'the corporation'. There are some interesting parts about corporations as an entity and posing more and more threads to it's social, economical and ecological environment.

  68. Corporate Death Penalty by kbahey · · Score: 1

    I would love to see severe penalties on misbehaving corporations, if only as a deterrant to others from doing similar things.

    However, the corporate death penalty will have a lot of fallout: the employees, the vast majority of which are not involved in the wrong doing. This collective punishment is not the solution.

    Even in societies, when someone commits a crime and has to go in prison for life, or executed, his family suffers, his wife and kids lost a father and a provider of income if nothing else. The effect here is limited though, only a bunch of people are affected.

    For corporations today, this could affect tens of thousands of earners, and by extension, their dependants. Too big an effect I think.

  69. Re:Because we'd still be running 10 year old softw by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Look at the list of regulations that computer hardware must meet (FCC regulations, etc.), then look at what's available on store shelves. The main difference is that any person with a compiler can make software, but it requires the capital investment of a manufacturing plant to make hardware. To this end, I think software, even Microsoft, is largely still a hobbyist industry.

    What's even more interesting here is that hardware is dirt cheap compared to current software prices. You can buy a whole (low-end) computer these days for $300, sans monitor (another $100 for a cheapie). But just the OS to run on it is $200 or so. All that cheap hardware still has to meet various federal regulations to be allowed to be sold in the US, but MS has no regulations to meet, and can just sell any crap they want without any kind of oversight. Something's wrong here...

  70. Double Whammy by PingXao · · Score: 1

    So let's see... I love ice hockey. My favorite team is the New York Islanders. There probably won't be a hockey season this year because of the lockout. That was bad enough. Now this.

    What does that have to do with this story? Simple. Sanjay Kumar is co-ownewr of the New York Islanders. The other co-owner (Charles Wang) used to be CEO at CA, but resigned a year before these alleged crimes were committed. Kumar will probably have to sell his share of the team, but who wants it? The NHL is in the midst of a league-widr player lockout, and the value of a franchise in the NHL is very much in doubt these days.

  71. Hmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Mr. Kumar, what exactly were you doing next Thursday.
    I hate that forking commercial.
  72. 401K "pensions" by cdrguru · · Score: 1
    From what I understand, the Enron collapse took away the 401K investments that were in Enron stock. It is not permitted to only offer company stock in a 401K plan, but that can be one of the alternatives. It is generally considered to be high risk.

    I don't believe there were any "defined contribution" pensions that people paid into and could expect to be supported on for the rest of their lives.

    So, some people that bet the company would never collapse lost their investment. Mostly, because they took the highest risk selection in the 401K portfolio. I'm not sure I have all that much sympathy for those folks. The days of the "defined contribution" pension plan where you pay in and take from it forever is over. The days of not taking any responsibility for your retirement investments are pretty much over. Too bad, but there isn't much that can be done about it.

    Of course, we can just force the government to supply a pension to everyone so that when they retire they are 100% funded by the government. Of course, this would have to be at least as good as the job they left to retire, or no one would want to retire.

  73. Sanjay, Open Source and culture change by pegacat · · Score: 1

    This is all a bit sad. Sanjay is actually carrying the blame here for a lot of things that occured on the watch of his predecessor Charles Wang.

    Charles was CEO during a lot of the time here, but was very disciplined about not usine emails etc. Charles jumped ship once things started to look bad, and Sanjay, who may not be lilly-white, looks like he's going to carry all the blame.

    Sanjay may not have been financially perfect, but he none-the-less cleaned things up and did a great deal of good for Computer Associates. He turned it from a 'vendor of last resort' to being a half reasonable company to deal with, and introduced the beginnings of an ethical culture.

    I have a personal interest in Sanjay, as he was responsible for the first open source project in CA (my java ldap browser: http://www.jxplorer.org/ / http://sourceforge.net/projects/jxplorer) and put in train the events that led to CA embracing linux and open sourcing their Ingres database. He went to a lot of effort to change the internal culture of CA (which used to be just plain feral), and in general things improved greatly under his reign... it was very sad to see him go, and I hope he survives the court action.

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  74. Re:More proof that the whole industry is full of i by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

    When the hype is running full steam, you have no hope of getting a dissenting voice in edgewise.

    When the hype is lower, you can successfully post a dissenting opinion on Slashdot.

    But you will never find dissent impacting company operations. That's the job of the law ... and the law has been throughly corrupted.

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