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Paypal Grinds To A Halt

BillBrasky writes "After a 'Monthly Software Update', it appears that PayPal started having problems. There were reports all weekend of troubles, and as of Monday night here, I can't access it at all (connection time out). One user even reported that his PayPal Debit card was getting refused!" A message on the site now says the site is expected to be back at 8:10 PM PDT, not long from now.

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  1. It says by phalse+phace · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.

    1. Re:It says by pr0c · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slashdotting PayPal before may have been impossible but with some problems already we can finish them off!

    2. Re:It says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      However, if the problems WERE bandwidth related...

      If it wasn't bandwidth related before, it is now. Thanks Slashdot!

  2. hmm... by dougTheRug · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe not the smartest place to have put my life savings?

    1. Re:hmm... by joelanders · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or you could claim that you had like a billion dollars in your account and it got erased...

    2. Re:hmm... by Joey7F · · Score: 2, Funny

      But of course the difference between Jim's 'Bank' and other "Banks" is that they are "Banks"

      --Joey

    3. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's just as safe as your local bank which uses Microsoft Windows for all its transactions.

    4. Re:hmm... by databyss · · Score: 2, Funny

      Funny this should get mentioned...

      Today, at my bank, I saw the Win95 Shutdown screen on one of the computers...

      Nice flat panel 17" monitor with that horrid horrid screen...

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    5. Re:hmm... by jrockway · · Score: 2, Funny

      At least they shut it down before it hurt something!

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  3. And to top it off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    They have to deal with a slashdotting.

  4. Awesome plan! by pirodude · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, so paypal.com is having issues loading. Makes sense to slashdot them too!

  5. On the upside... by rel4x · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...most sites that rely on paypal (donations to stay up) don't really get donations anyways. Hard to bring a non-existant economic action to a halt ;-)
    hehe I'm a silly goose.

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  6. Woo hoo! by methangel · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is Karma biting Paypal in the ass. Paypal, thanks for all of the overcharging and fee stacking ... bungholes.

  7. PayPal can't be down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just got an email from them asking me to verify my account information and it was working just fine!

    1. Re:PayPal can't be down! by HitByASquirrel · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hes saying that you've been scammed.

      But don't worry, my friend (who just so happens to be a Nigerian Prince) and I can help you out of this mess. All you have to do is...

  8. That explains those recent emails I received. by Thing+I+am · · Score: 4, Funny

    The ones that tell me I need to log in to my account because of the possible security problem and the URL is to a server in Korea.

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  9. not a bank :) by LupusUF · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is just one of their ways of telling people they are not a bank. :)

    The next time they get into trouble for not following banking rules they can say

    "See, we're not a bank...banks don't crash"

  10. Re:effects on ebay share price tomorrow by Klar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, hardcore investors won't be able to do anything as all their money will be tied up on the paypal website.

  11. So how can we help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I know lets post links to their server and slashdot the crap out of them!

  12. Eh? by darkmeridian · · Score: 4, Funny

    PayPal reports problem. We slashdot them.

    I know we hate them and all, but why can't we take just a little bit of sympathy?

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  13. I thought maybe . . . by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 1, Funny

    . . . the FDIC finally figured out it's an unregulated bank and shut it down.

  14. Feel much safer since I installed paypalbuddy.exe by aardwolf204 · · Score: 5, Funny



    Thats funny, I never had problems with my paypal account. I get emails all the time from them asking me to verify my account at secure websites like paypal.reallysecure.tk. Sometimes they even send me a utility, paypalbuddy.exe, to keep my computer secure. I feel a lot safer since I've installed paypalbuddy.exe, in fact I know that I'm safe because if I check my task manager I can see that paypalbuddy.exe is using 90% of my CPU to constantly encrypt my paypal traffic, even when I'm not at the computer! I forwarded this handy utility to my mother-in-law and she loves it too.

    The only thing Paypal should really focus on now is training their likely outsourced software engineers in proper grammar. Samir is constantly sending me emails about my paypal account though for some reason he can never get some english phrases right. I guess its ok though, I cant expect the entire world to speak english, and I give him an E for effort, especially on those unique poems he attaches to the end of the emails...

    Shall I share...

    Capture the magic of the season,
    Sit down, relax, and have trust in us.
    The price of portability
    upon Real Girls Business?
    Thou must medicate thyself.


    Credit where credit is due, this spam poetry site rocks

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  15. Nothing to worry about by dtfinch · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're just getting ready to invoke line 4531 of the service agreement (that thing in the 5 line scrollbar you agreed to) which says that if they seize your account and all the money therein you agree to settle your case through binding arbitration via email.

  16. There goes the whole economy... by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 4, Funny

    Paypal is used for most Ebay transactions, and according to Dick Cheney, Ebay is what's keeping our economy going. I'd say more, but I need to go to the store for canned food, plastic sheeting, and duct tape.

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  17. Hypothesis by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 5, Funny

    It probably happened because this ebay seller was selling bootleg dvds and the FBI seized Paypal's servers :)

  18. So... by SynapseLapse · · Score: 2, Funny

    First there's an article about how bad it is to be in IT.

    Then PayPal goes down and it receives national attention followed by an assault on the servers by curious /.'ers.

    Yeah... I bet there's at least one IT guy out there who's phone is ringing like made who'd agree being IT really sucks...

  19. Fixed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They've got it fixed now... I just received an email instructing me to re-enter my credit card and bank info because of the recent problems. It looks like it's on a new server in Taiwan too... go figure.

  20. Re:That was interesting... by StudMuffin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Uhh, all I can say is that my business RELIES on paypal for payments, and today we have lost ALOT of business. At least $1700 in sales. Not being able to use it for a day or so is acceptable? Think outside the box. They are our primary credit card processor. Oh, btw - http://brain-station.com is our store.

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  21. Bank error in your favor? by mat+catastrophe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Collect $200?

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  22. Re:That was interesting... by DAldredge · · Score: 1, Funny

    Cool, now have you thought about spell checking your posts before you promote your site in the body of your message?

    A LOT is TWO words ;->

  23. which 'monthly software update' did they get? by ilmdba · · Score: 1, Funny


    who's software would paypal use at the core that doles out monthly updates?

  24. Duh... by vdvo · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well duh, of course it's having problems. Slashdot writes "Website X grinds to a halt" and in seconds, it becomes true. Talk about a self-fulfilling prophecy. ;-)

  25. Slow but working... by Kenja · · Score: 2, Funny

    PayPal is slow right now, almost as if a gaggle of geeks where checking to see if it realy was down. However, everything seems to be working.

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  26. Re:lost $35 bucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dude, your signature contains an invitation to hack you. And you wonder what happened to your paypal account ?

  27. Re:That was interesting... by Sparr0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    s/laptop/thingamabob/
    s/500/300/
    s/600/200/
    s/1 100/500/

    and then... what he said.

  28. Damn.... by Rohan427 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ....I guess installing SP2 for WinXP was a mistake after all!

    PGA

  29. It's MY FAULT! by inKubus · · Score: 4, Funny

    This morning I withdrew my $4.81 so I could get a pack of smokes and a cup-o-noodle.

    Guess they were depending on me to pay their internet bill!

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  30. Security by PARENA · · Score: 2, Funny

    It says "Your information is kept secure." In fact, they keep it so secure, you can't even access it yourself.

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  31. Re:Feel much safer since I installed paypalbuddy.e by mikeage · · Score: 4, Funny

    I feel a lot safer since I've installed paypalbuddy.exe, in fact I know that I'm safe because if I check my task manager I can see that paypalbuddy.exe is using 90% of my CPU to constantly encrypt my paypal traffic, even when I'm not at the computer! I forwarded this handy utility to my mother-in-law and she loves it too.

    Interesting. I also forwarded to my mother-in-law, although I did not install it locally...

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  32. Re:That was interesting... by chegosaurus · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Think outside the box.

    Why must it be a box?

  33. Re:Lots of new job postings on PayPal by lylum · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe they just created that position? Would not surprise me the least.

  34. damn you Murphy, sorry world by neye_eve · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sorry to have to admit that this is all my fault. After having a paypal account for 3 years, I finally *received* a payment for the first time over the weekend.

    You can obviously see the result. I only regret that my karma had to affect the rest of you :-\

  35. Re: Powered by Burger King by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    2. There's now a "Powered by Sun" icon on the site.

    So is it cloudy or something? Why would they go to solar power?

  36. Re:That was interesting... by DogDude · · Score: 2, Funny

    Uhh, all I can say is that my business RELIES on paypal for payments, and today we have lost ALOT of business.

    Uhh, that's your problem. Paypal has NEVER been reliable, and I *never* buy from any site/person/whatever that uses PayPal. You need to get a real credit card processor, and stop complaining. It's like complaining that you run a gravel hauling business, your Honda Civic that you used for hauling your trailer full of gravel broke down, and gosh darn it, it shouldn't! If your business RELIES on PayPal, then no offense, but you don't have much of a business.

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