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Neopets Gambling Controversy

Neopoet writes "Players of the online virtual pet game Neopets (claims 70 million pet owners worldwide) have gone nuts against an Australian current affairs show called Today Tonight after the show ran segments railing against the Neopets for introducing children to gambling. Click below to read on. It started when McDonalds Australia included a Neopets plush toy with every kids' Happy Meal in Australia, directing kids to the Neopets website.

To "feed" their pets, Neopets players have to win points in a variety of mini-games, including versions of poker and blackjack. Australia has a high rate of gambling problems with poker machines ("pokies"), so when a mother discovered her nine-year-old playing online poker to feed his virtual pet, she approached Today Tonight claiming McDonalds was setting her son up for a life of gambling addiction.

TT aired the story Parents not McHappy over pokie toy and the Neopets message boards went nuts. Meanwhile McDonalds heavied Neopets into banning Australians from the gambling games. Today Tonight must have received a lot of hate mail because the next night came Neopet players fight McDonalds ban, featuring interviews with adult Neopets addicts. But this only increased the outrage on the Neopets boards - they're now trying to squash rumors of McDonalds withdrawing sponsorship altogether, and Neopets shutting down."

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  1. Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by FortKnox · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... featuring interviews with adult Neopets addicts...

    Umm... if ADULTS are getting addicted to Neopets, I think, most likely, that's the least of their problems....

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    1. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by ideatrack · · Score: 5, Funny

      Umm... if ADULTS are getting addicted to Neopets, I think, most likely, that's the least of their problems....

      Yeah exactly, I wish I had the time to play this, but what with shooting up heroin, performing drive by shootings and paying prostitutes for sex, I just don't have the time.

    2. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, why can't people just get addicted to something normal, like sex or gambling?

    3. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by Trigun · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't pay the prostitutes. Problem solved.

    4. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by secolactico · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't pay the prostitutes. Problem solved.

      Why not? According to my behavior guidance system (also known as Grand Theft Auto), you can always shoot them afterwards and get your money back.

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    5. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by hazem · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's where Mr. Pimp comes in. He might look all flashy and pretty, but he's a businessman. He doesn't take kindly to you cutting off a source of his cash-flow, and probably wouldn't have a problem cutting off stuff from you as well.

      You don't think these girls hook up with Pimps because they like doing what they do for money and then give it to someone else. They get protection of sorts, so it's usually a bad idea to double-cross or harm a hooker you haven't paid to harm.

    6. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by jpetts · · Score: 4, Funny

      "There's many, many different species and they're all based on real things, like a Lupe is a dog, a Scorchio is a dragon," Jacqui said.

      And if they think dragons are real, they've got problems as well...

      Oh, wait: this is /.

      Yeah, dragons'n'orcs'n'hobbits, all real, yeah, real!

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    7. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by hazem · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can alsmost see a "be your own boss" infomercial coming on!

    8. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by julesh · · Score: 4, Funny

      Findum, Fuckum, and Flee

      That sounds like a good name for a firm of lawyers.

    9. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 3, Funny

      yeah, but it ain't easy.

    10. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by PriceIke · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Reminds me of the Furbisexual craze a few years back

      There are some things I am so glad to be ignorant of. In my little world, "Furby" is a stuffed animal-thing that makes noises. I don't even want to think about what is implied by a word like "furbisexual".

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    11. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by ronaldb64 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why do I get the feeling the SCO group already has them hired....?

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    12. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by Lesrahpem · · Score: 2

      I have to say, I actually live with one of said addicts, my girlfriend's mother. She plays the game at least 12 hours a day, and talks about nothing but Neopets. She is 64 years old.

      At one point her account was frozen because they thought she was using an automated program to buy things in the games. She was so upset over it she actually cried.

      In my opinion, there are a lot more things wrong with Neopets than the obvious. I think the games actually have a serious potential to traumatize young children. It takes a long time (so I hear) to accumulate enough points in the game to actually do much. The games become more of a chore than something fun. So you work for months, literally, to get the points you want, and then it suddenly dissapears due to some monster or another randomly stealing your stuff.

      That happens frequently enough that I'd be willing to bet it causes some sort of complex in children over a long period of time, making them think that working for anything is pointless because it'll just randomly dissappear.

  2. Alternatives.. by D-Cypell · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least an 8-hour poker and blackjack session is a good way to keep the kids from viewing hardcore pornography or reading slashdot.

    1. Re:Alternatives.. by druhol · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not sure I want a plush Cowboy Neal, thankyou.

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  3. Dreidel by 2.7182 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I guess we should take dreidels and dice away from all kids. So much for monopoly....

    1. Re:Dreidel by OverlordQ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Monopoly teaches good money management otherwise you go bankrupt. Neopets is just teaching kids to "PLAY OUR GAMES NOW OR YOUR PET WILL DIE" to help along the addiction.

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    2. Re:Dreidel by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually we should point them to first person shooter games.

      My two kids and my wife play NeoPets, although my wife and son play it more than my daughter. My son has actually become pretty good at buying/finding items and selling them for profit. He's figured out the economics of the game. They all enjoy the game challenges, but if gambling is really that much of a concern, we'd have to ban quite a few sites that offer gambling style games. Guess the kid orientation of the site is causing the problem, but in my opinion, responsible parents should be checking what their kids are doing online. Parents should make the decision on their own to allow/disallow access rather than trying to take the site down. Parents should allow/disallow their children from accessing certain sites based on their own values and the maturity of their kids.

    3. Re:Dreidel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Your pets NEVER die; they stay hungry.

      They are NEVER taken from you.

      If you don't log in for a year or so, the account and your pets are removed from the system. Neopets is a free-standing society and economy. You, sir, have never played.

    4. Re:Dreidel by KeeperS · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except that your pets never die. Ever. Even if you don't feed them for a year or more, they'll be starving to death, but not dead, when you come back.

      In a way, that's almost worse. Somebody convinced me to play Neopets, and I did for about two days. But I found most of the games boring, so I stopped. Now I have some Neopet out there who will be suffering starvation for all eternity because I don't remember my username or password.

      I do have to say, though... anybody seriously worrying about gambling problems and Neopets probably hasn't played Neopets.

    5. Re:Dreidel by arodland · · Score: 3, Funny

      Right, because in the real world we get $200 every time we pass "GO."

    6. Re:Dreidel by eln · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wow, that may be the most ludicrous thing I've ever read.

      I grew up Mormon, and we had plenty of games with dice. The Mormon church even says that board games (most of which use dice) are a good way to spend time with your family. The church does forbid gambling for money, but there is nothing against playing games that employ dice.

      As for Muslims, the Kuran forbids games of chance, or games in which you can gain money or some other benefit purely by chance (getting things too easily). It mentions dice specifically as an example, but whether that means gambling with dice (like craps) or all games involving dice is open to interpretation.

      In the most extreme sects of either religion, you may find people that forbid playing with dice for any reason, but certainly not in the mainstream doctrine.

    7. Re:Dreidel by werfele · · Score: 2, Informative
      Monopoly teaches kids that "he who has the most 'toys', wins"
      That's almost it, but I think Monopoly teaches kids that those who accumulate great amounts of property will inevitably charge monopoly rents, unfairly driving up prices and sending others to the poorhouse. Driving home this point was the original intent of the game, and it's still pretty clear. The message is muddled because this casts the winner as the bad guy, which is counter-intuitive.

      But the contradiction might inspire thoughtful reflection, while gambling to provide sustenance for your pet would hopefully have no useful real world analogues.

  4. Historical precedents by wombatmobile · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The idea is that you play punting games to keep your Neopet fed and healthy. If you don't gamble, or worse, lose on the punt, your Neopet starves or is sent off to an orphanage."

    Karl Marx and Charles Dickens wrote about that before MacDonalds worked it out.

  5. Similar by StevenHenderson · · Score: 4, Funny

    Parents not McHappy over pokie toy

    Funny...whenever I show children my "pokie" toy, the parents aren't too thrilled either...

    1. Re:Similar by StevenHenderson · · Score: 2, Funny
      it came in their child's Happy Meal

      If they give me enough time, I can come in anything... :)

  6. elementary school teacher agrees by bcreane · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Neopets is insidious because it provides "challenges" that appear to require students' problem-solving abilities. Its more like video-game crack since it combines elements that fascinate both girls and boys, youngters and adults: community-building chats, personal vendettas (you can slam an opponent by name) as well as the usual eye-candy. My students (grades 4/5, "inner-city" youth) will go to neopets given the smallest opportunity. Fortunately I've just gotten our squid-server going ... say "bye-bye! Neopets!"

    1. Re:elementary school teacher agrees by Kaa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Neopets is insidious because it provides "challenges" that appear to require students' problem-solving abilities. Its more like video-game crack since it combines elements that fascinate both girls and boys, youngters and adults: community-building chats, personal vendettas (you can slam an opponent by name) as well as the usual eye-candy.

      Seems to me that you are complaining that Neopets is a well-designed, attactive game with cross-gender and cross-age appeal. That is bad?

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    2. Re:elementary school teacher agrees by bcreane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      your're right, I am complaining about a well-designed game. i forgot to mention that we're preparing (high-horse alert!) students for life through a process of "education" ... math, literacy, science, etc. Neopets has a different mission: profit. The students' interest is sadly neglected by the makers of neopets. Okay, off the high horse.

    3. Re:elementary school teacher agrees by Kaa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i forgot to mention that we're preparing (high-horse alert!) students for life through a process of "education" ... math, literacy, science, etc. Neopets has a different mission: profit. The students' interest is sadly neglected by the makers of neopets.

      High horses aside, I am not sure what is the point that you are making. Are you trying to say that all non-educational games are bad? Are you saying that companies with a profit motive should not exist? Or should not be allowed to make good games, only bad ones?

      Obviously, Neopets (the company) is not a school. So? A great many things in life are not schools either.

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    4. Re:elementary school teacher agrees by Tassach · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I forgot to mention that we're preparing (high-horse alert!) students for life through a process of "education"
      So the problem isn't the game itself, but rather the fact that your students lack the self-discipline to do what they have to do instead of what the want to do.

      I can see how it's all the game's fault that the parents and teachers have failed to develop the kids self-discipline and time management skills. News flash: learning how to deal with distractions and prioritize activities is an essential part of the educational process.

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    5. Re:elementary school teacher agrees by kLaNk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow, bitter person decries slashdot via anonymous post.

      Seriously, what balls!

      I don't see how expressing an opinion on Slashdot could possibly be ballsy, anonymous or not. Slashdot is where you gripe about stuff, occasionally become deluded with the idea someone is listening, but ultimately are ignored. Doing it anonymously is really just redundant, that's all. I've been posting for years to Slashdot and have never created an account. You know what? I'm not missing anything.

      You have obviously missed my sarcastic humour (FYI, I used it again at the beginning of this post since it fit so well). I apologize. I normally dislike tags and thus avoid using them. I shall take your misunderstanding as a data point and change my personal views to better interact with other slashdot members.

      But, you have admitted to never having a slashdot account. How would you know if you aren't missing anything? I'm not saying that posting AC isn't your thing (cool if it is), but please make informed statements.

      Personally, the main reason that I frequent slashdot, is for the humor. If you look at my posts you will realize that makes up the majority of my participation. I never was a huge advocate pushing the importance of slashdot and the conversations which take place here. You came up with that one on your own buddy.

      Yay for you, for comprehending that children need guidance. Boo for you for thinking that if children don't receive this guidance from their parents, they're just not going to get guidance, and we'll just toss 'em in jail when they become the inevitable sociopath.

      Wow, allow me to quote myself (and how I love to do that):

      There are other ways to tackle the bad parenting problem and I personally don't feel the school system is the way to do it.

      How in the world did you take that statement to mean we should ignore the children until they all become sociopaths and then put them in jail? Once again, you came up with that one all on your own buddy, I had nothing to do with it (although I am really curious how you made the jump).

  7. Adver-gaming by Paladin144 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've heard about this site before (I work in PR), but in the context of how advertisers are trying to hook kids on their brands at a very young age. The logic goes that kids develop life-long brand associations, so the advertisers exploit that with these "free" games. Of course, you have to register, and the advertisers get a chance to get their hooks in you. I don't really consider online registration ever to be "free." It costs you something in terms of time, effort and privacy. That's fine for me - and most of us here - we know this stuff. But what about the kids who think they're getting something for nothing?

    1. Re:Adver-gaming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      These are free games. Register using the name Karl Marx and you're set to go. You don't get email, phone calls, snail mail, anything, ever. There is more advertising on slashdot than there is on Neopets. I'd rather play a McDonald's game that gives me Neopoints (karma?) than stare at a HOT JOBS YAHOO banner.

      What is it you suggest they're getting hooked on? There is no ad saturation. all but a few of the hundreds of games and activities are sponsored by McDonald's or a new music single. Almost all of the embedded ads (about 100x45 pixels) are for games. It's not an ad if it says, 'Play Meerca Chase now!' There is no commercial hook whatsoever. I don't understand.

      I have gotten LOTS for nothing, and so has my daughter and a couple of her friends and a couple of mine. We've gotten 3 years of fantastic spare time entertainment.

      I have no urge to go to McDonald's. I haven't been in one in years, except to use the restroom.

  8. Why not make it educational? by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Video poker systems that take real live money to play will clean you out. These fake ones that they have to feed your virtua-pet obviously are set up with easier payouts.
    Simply make the neoPets gambling area obey the odds of real gambling!
    Little Sally won't end up with a gambling addiction -- her neoPet will simply die of starvation because she lost all her cash at the poker table. Now THAT's the kind of lesson that sticks with ya!

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  9. Gambling alternatives by Mikail · · Score: 3, Funny

    Geez, if parents are that pissed off about gambling, it's a good thing Neopets didn't go with players being able to pimp out their pets to make some extra cash...

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    1. Re:Gambling alternatives by chill · · Score: 2, Funny

      Geez, if parents are that pissed off about gambling, it's a good thing Neopets didn't go with players being able to pimp out their pets to make some extra cash...

      Sounds like Neopets meets Sims Online.

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  10. Parenting and online games by beavis88 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...so when a mother discovered her nine-year-old playing online poker...

    Perhaps said parent should have been supervising their child's internet usage? You know, there are only about five hundred million worse things an unsupervised child could be doing on the internet. This mother should be happy it was just neopets. Perhaps she'll learn a lesson here, but my [cynical] guess is that she'll just continue to blame other people/companies for her lack of parenting skills.

    1. Re:Parenting and online games by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Perhaps she'll learn a lesson here, but my [cynical] guess is that she'll just continue to blame other people/companies for her lack of parenting skills.

      Ever think she did find her child "gambling" online because she was doing her job as a parent?

      I don't agree with regulations due to bad parenting but this one might actually seem like an active parent discovering what their child did because they were paying attenion not because they heard a Dateline (or similiar program down under) story about it and decided to be vocal.

    2. Re:Parenting and online games by DanteBlack · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Indeed!

      Parents used to take an active role in their childrens lives. I know for me that my mother and father palyed with me, read to me, and involved me in adult conversation on a regular basis, as young a four years old. There was constant involvment in my life and how it would evolve. I learned morals, how to make decisions, right and wrong, and deal with the consiqueces.

      Society today, IMO, has sissified our children and parents are at the root of the problem. Children don't particulary have worries. That's not nessecarily a bad thing, they're children. The problem is that parents have started pawning them off on gaming and tv and then complain, or sue, when it's not a good enough babysitter. Get involved!

      Moreover, societaly we've gone to great lengths to 'protect' our children. From everything. Children don't experience things. Adversity, injury, pain, loss, disiplin, mistakes, and other such unpleasentries build character and teach us things. They teach us things that are just as important as what we get from love, victory, accomplishment, a pretty sunset, and what have you. Together these make up things that we 'need to khow' later in life. If children aren't allowed to 'learn' these lessons how are they to deal with the sittuations that require the expeirence and wisdom they would have developed.

      Get back in touch with your children and if you can't do that... suck it up and accept that your child is becoming and illinformed, underdeveloped, nassy.

      Blah...

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    3. Re:Parenting and online games by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, it's like she would be a good parent to find her kid after he had shot the homeless guy? And the answer isn't to blame the kid or herself for not being active *sooner*. It's to pat herself on the back and blame the gun owner or the government for leaving homeless people in the streets. No, no parent can be everywhere all the time. But, a good parent will teach a child what is good/bad so they can leave the child alone for short bursts.

      It's why children should learn about sex as early as possible, so they can protect themselves. It's why they need to learn about gambling as early as possible, so they can protect themselves. Waiting until a kid is 13 or 18 to start teaching them the birds and bees or that you should never call if you think your opponent has a flush (unless you have a royal flush, obviously), is waiting way too late. Parents trying to keep their children naive/innocent or being unable to talk about things because of their own emotional problems *hurts* the child. Not only that, but the side effect of keeping an ever-present eye on their children because their children are too ignorant to know better just makes the child resentful especially in teenage years.

      So, good for the parent for final catching on to what their child was doing. It's about fucking time.

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  11. There is nothing wrong with Neopets. by PotatoHead · · Score: 5, Informative

    I got hooked on this for a while, playing with my daughters. We had a neopoint contest and it was good fun.

    That site is pretty educational as far as I am concerned. Sure there is gambling, but there are plenty of other things too.

    You can play games of skill to get your points and avoid the gambling ones.

    The educational part for my family came after I won the Neopoint contest. (It was first to get 250,000) My kids lost because they did not understand how the whole Neopia thing worked.

    Things we talked about:

    Investments: How the bank was different from the stock market. What is compound interest and how does it benefit you. Keeping your money liquid vs tied up in investments and how that affects your ability to build wealth.

    Marketing, buying and selling: Setting up a shop. How to make your shop stand out, what are people buying, how to take advantage of trends in the marketplace. Ripping people off and getting ripped off.

    Gambling: Scratch cards, games of chance, how investments are similar to gambling and how they are different.

    As far as I am concerned, Neopets is one of the very best sites on the net for parents to talk to their kids about money matters.

    Highly Recommended, IMHO.

    1. Re:There is nothing wrong with Neopets. by VE3ECM · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The real issue here is that you're (from the sounds of it) one of those 1 in 5 parents that actually takes an active roll in educating their children.

      Sadly, too many parents are too busy with their own lives to spend the appropriate amount of time necessary to teach their children. They expect the schools to do it all for them.

      Sadly, because things have come to parents using TV, video games or the internet to babysit their children, this is going to come up more and more.

      Your children are very lucky. Most will never receive the kind of parenting you purport to provide.

    2. Re:There is nothing wrong with Neopets. by IronChef · · Score: 2, Funny

      The educational part for my family came after I won the Neopoint contest. (It was first to get 250,000) My kids lost because they did not understand how the whole Neopia thing worked.

      YES! HAHA! How do you like them apples, babies? Faced!

      Hmm, I guess this is why I don't have kids. :)

  12. Dragons? by james_orr · · Score: 3, Funny

    "There's many, many different species and they're all based on real things, like a Lupe is a dog, a Scorchio is a dragon," Jacqui said.

    .... dragons are real????
  13. OMG I'm turning my kids into gambling adicts! by 'nother+poster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, they don't play the Neopets games, but I do play poker, blackjack, gin (and other rummy games), pinnochle, and eucher with my kids. I guess I should expect DFS to show up and haul me away. ;)

    Playing games, even games of chance, does not lead to gambling addiction. Being dumb as a rock, and thinking that you can win when the games are legally stacked aginst you, that can lead to gambling addiction.

  14. They are REAL! by fantomas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Favourite quote from the response article

    "There's many, many different species and they're all based on real things, [...] a Scorchio is a dragon," Jacqui said."


    Hmm, I think they better pull this promotion, some people are having big reality problems here. Or maybe I'm not as familiar with Australian fauna as I thought I was....

  15. Great... by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 3, Interesting
    , so when a mother discovered her nine-year-old playing online poker to feed his virtual pet, she approached Today Tonight claiming McDonalds was setting her son up for a life of gambling addiction.

    Great, another parent who can't take responsibility to raise their own kid. How about you don't let the kid play the neopet? How about you watch the kid for signs of gambling addiction? How about you take responsibiliy for raising your own kid instead of blaming someone else

  16. Problem with parents. by bludstone · · Score: 4, Insightful

    so when a mother discovered her nine-year-old playing online poker to feed his virtual pet, she approached Today Tonight claiming McDonalds was setting her son up for a life of gambling addiction.

    Those are the wrong steps. If she, as a parent, feels that neopets is not good for her child, then you make this rule known to the child, and then enforce it. I fail to see what McDs or neopets has done wrong. I dont really understand the moral crusade, conceptually. Why do other people care, as long as its not hurting them?

    So you think neopets is bad for your kid, then dont let your kid play neopets. Who are you to parent the rest of the world.

    Meh.

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  17. NeoPets is weird... by davidu · · Score: 4, Informative


    They sent my site, EveryDNS a bunch of threatening letters to take down a site that discussed techniques for winning these point games.

    The weirdest part is that these points have no real monetary value and yet I was being threatened with a lawsuit for providing DNS to another site that had information about their games.

    It's always upsetting when someone tries to pick on the little guys like me but it's even more annoying when they have NO CLAIM!

    I'm not even going to get into the fact that I wasn't the sites ISP or network provider. I was so far removed and acting only as a part of the infrastructure and yet because I wasn't a big company, they picked on me. Can't blame them for being smart I guess...

    -davidu

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    1. Re:NeoPets is weird... by davidu · · Score: 3, Informative

      We get these all the time. We treat each case differently. Often times I am able to tell the legal firm who contacts us that we aren't the ISP and that we have no control over the website. Surprisingly, that's often enough.

      In this case, after talking with their lawyer on the phone and knowing him to be serious about making my life suck we contacted the site owner and gave them enough time to move their site without having downtime.

      In other cases we've talked with the EFF, this however, was not the sort of case that would be worth the EFFs efforts. When we got the Diebold Cease and Desist, it was a matter the EFF decided to pursue (and recently 'won').

      -david

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    2. Re:NeoPets is weird... by AndroidCat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No surprise there. Neopets is a member of WISE, the World Institute of Scientology Enterprises. Naturally they're going to follow L. Ron Hubbard's game plan which is to be obnoxious fsckheads making baseless threats using lawyers. (They're also marketing survey spammers as the Dohring group.)

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    3. Re:NeoPets is weird... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My gmail account is very generic, and is already attracting lots of attention, but the biggest shock to date has been emails from the neopets lawyer bloke mixing me up with some hacker.

      Nothing really odd about that you might say, apart from the fact, the lawyer in question happens to be one of the biggest Internet law specialists.

      Was strange to see him make the same mistake not just once, but twice (both times I mailed back informing him of his error).

      You would think that somebody who handles such matters would be a little more careful about their email practices, and not send confidential material to free unencrypted accounts.

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  18. I play poker with my kids with real money by notthepainter · · Score: 4, Interesting
    5th and 7th grade. We use real money.

    I figure it is the best way for them to learn the dangers of gambling. When you lose your allowance, well it hurts, but not as bad (I'm guessing here...) as when you lose your rent money.

    We play Texas Hold 'Em, 2 cent / 4 cent, 3 limit raise per betting round.

    You can easily loose a $0.50 or a $1 at the table, which is a good chuck of their allowance.

    I figure it teaches them responsibility.

    1. Re:I play poker with my kids with real money by ChrisPee · · Score: 2, Funny
      I figure it is the best way for them to learn the dangers of gambling...You can easily loose a $0.50 or a $1 at the table, which is a good chuck of their allowance.
      And what if they win? Or do you fix the games, just for the good of the children? :)
    2. Re:I play poker with my kids with real money by Aetrix · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah... My dad used to holler "Tax collector" and take a big bite out of all of my candy bars. That was also a life lesson.

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      "One touch of Darwin makes the whole world kin." George Bernard Shaw
  19. Sounds right. wouldn't want my kids learning that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sorry, but having an addictive game for kids to play poker and blackjack for more chips doesn't seem very educational to me. It's not like the 1970s where things were less stimulating but you actually learned stuff. Everything today especially dealing is so heavily stimulating and exploitive, it will just lead to problems in the future.

    For example, when I learned math, I had exercises that I had to do with a textbook, pencil and pad of paper. It was boring, but I learned, and eventually learned how to study on my own. Nowadays, you need to have an educational game to make kids "learn". Tell me how this doesn't lead to kids getting bored from learning from an instruction book or during class? How will they possibly be able to learn to sit through a lecture without getting bored and not being constantly stimulated?

    I'm now back in grad school after being out of school for 15 years, and I was astonished to see a 20-something kid playing his pocket Nintendo in the middle of a lecture. He's paying $2500 for this course, and he's so bored that he has to play a video game in the middle of a lecture? Incredible.

    Kids need to learn without having all those flashing lights, adrenaline rush, etc, otherwise they'll grow up to be true ADD adults.

  20. is it just me or... by greymond · · Score: 2, Interesting

    is there some kind of super insane overly conservative group of people breeding rapidly? It seems everwhere I look there is someone or some group complaining about things that are so trivial in comparison to things like guns and drugs in schools...

    It's like "they" want to find evil in everything.

  21. Typical of Today Tonight by ttys00 · · Score: 5, Informative

    That "current affairs" show is utter crap. They sensationalise all sorts of mundane things just to get viewers to watch. Anything for ratings. There are better alternatives on SBS (another channel), but hey, no one watches anything other than channels 7,9, and 10.

    Disclaimer: I'm an Aussie and disgusted with the crappy tv we have to put up with.

  22. Don't make me laugh so loud at work! by AvantLegion · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From the Today Tonight article:

    Jacqui Adams, 22, and Anita Esposito, 19, are just two of the thousands of adults hooked on the Neopet games. They're now fearful the site could be shut down altogether.

    "There's many, many different species and they're all based on real things, like a Lupe is a dog, a Scorchio is a dragon," Jacqui said.

    AAAAAHAHAAHHA! What kind of a response is that? Sounds like a 5 year old describing their Duplo construction.

    Lupe is a dog, and Scorchio is a dragon! They're based on real things! We have a winner for today's "You're Not Helping Yourself Any" Award.

  23. Neopets is evil... by eurleif · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But that's not why. Their stated mission isn't to provide a fun game for kids to play, it's to maximize advertising revenue. They have marketing studies talking about children as though they're consumers waiting to be advertised to and nothing else. Their "immersive advertising" technique is horrible; most children can't even tell the difference between the ads and the game. In a nutshell, they're a marketing company with a game attached.

  24. Moderation is the key by scruffy · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Some fat is good, but fat is bad if you eat too much of it.

    Some alcohol is good, but alcohol is bad if you drink too much of it.

    Some gambling is good (I fondly remember many nights of penny ante poker with college friends), but gambling is bad if you do too much of it (e.g., interfering with studies or making you poor).

    Drugs are good, but drugs are bad if you do too much of them.

    Pretty much any behavior (excluding criminal acts, libel, etc.) is good or ok in moderation, but bad if you do too much of it. If you simply prohibit potentially bad behaviors, then how do you learn to act with moderation? Too many people have a "don't do it" attitude to most everything, which I think in the end is counterproductive.

  25. if only they had used number munchers... by fat-latvian · · Score: 2

    ...instead of blackjack. Then maybe the kids could've improved their math skills while getting to feed their virtual pet.

    Besides, math skills will them in their future career as a compulsive gambler.

  26. As a parent... by neomac · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... of a child who has a "neopet," it's like anything else on the Internet that's aimed at kids: you, the responsible parent, have to know what your child visits on the Internet, make rules, set boundaries and impose limitations.

    Any game of "chance" is gambling. The difference is the stakes. In Monopoly, it's fake money. Neopets is a point system. In Vegas, it's cash. With Microsoft, it's your data. At least with neopets, they're not telling the kids to take the "little green pieces of paper" out of mommy's purse. It's more like those damn tamaguchis...

    BTW, I ROCK at Bilge Dice.

  27. You have to love double standards... by FozzieCDN · · Score: 3, Insightful

    These parents and their BS groups crack me up. Really they do. They are so rife with double standards and hipocracy that I am certain if you ever put a mirror in front of them they would attack it for morally corrupting society and the groups demands to have a say in how they raise your children. Its never the individual parents fault for not paying attention to what their kids are doing, its always societies fault.

    It's apparently okay with them to give out Barbie toys to little girls and enforce the stereo type that you should be a little prissy California princess with size DDD breasts and a 6 inch waist to be beautiful, but its wrong to give out some nice plush Neopet toys (they are really nice quality) as a part of the McDonals Happy Meal cross-promotion gimmick? Or better yet, its okay with these groups to allow kids to see and play voilent video games... just as long as it's cartoon voilence?

    So I guess the solution for NeoPets is to sell this off as cartoon gambling? That way its okay because it works for voilence doesn't it?

  28. Heh by Ikn · · Score: 2, Informative

    Think what you will, but despite the very, very kiddy-ish graphics, the game has some very interesting and entertaining systems, most notably the Battledome combat system. I played it for about a solid year, and it can be very fun, getting different weapons and battling. Some of the expensive paint themes you can get for different pets are very cool, even to adults. So unless you've played it, don't knock it as just for kids. I guaruntee the majority of people playing are over 14-15.

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    I know nothing
  29. Re:Freaking hilarious by Enigma_Man · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You obviously didn't RTFA. Neopets is a vast online gaming / chat / community area. The toys are just marketing crap to attract them to that online area. The problem is the games and such involve gambling. No, it's not real money, but it's the same argument over violence on TV and Videogames. The intelligent amongst us can deal with it of course, but when the average child is allowed to view violent material from a very young age, it can affect them. Get it? The worry is the same about the gambling.

    -Jesse

    --
    Nothing says "unprofessional job" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
  30. Very Uninformed Story by TwistedTR · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So my girlfriend is addicted to neopets and over the last 3 years I've had a pretty good view of the site. This story is pretty much uninformed. The gambling games make up about 4% of the total games on the site. Your pet only goes to the adoption agency if you do not play with it and it gets unhappy with you, actually sitting there ignoring your pet playing gambling games will hasten this, but not cause it. NeoPoints (the in-game currency) are very easy to come by, and 15-20 minutes of playing any of the other 96% of the games the player has between 5-10k worth, which is enough to pretty do whatever you want for over a month or two.

    So whats to stop the kid from going to yahoo games and playing blackjack there?

  31. Well, you can always let them work it off! by PotatoHead · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's not so bad really.

    After they are feeling the joy of being broke, a little extra work just might reinforce the responsibility issues while giving them some hope of that next trip to the movies with their friends...

  32. Teach self-control! by AchilleTalon · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Pretty much amazing how to mother turns against McDo (court gambling?) rather than take her responsabilities and teach her values to her kid rather than trying to cut him out from the reality. Is it to say this kid when no longer surprotected will start gambling because it's not completely forbidden?

    How do you teach self-control if there is nothing attractive?

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    Achille Talon
    Hop!
  33. Re:SimSlots by Animats · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not pointless. Put in your E-mail address and you'll receive lots of interesting messages about how you can enhance your sex life and obtain home mortgages.

  34. Christ this is so uninformed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Obviously nobody speaking out against Neopets has ever played the damn game!

    So you have to "gamble" to win money to buy food to feed your pets or they'll be sent to orphanage? That's news to me:

    a) Gambling is a loaded term. The selection of games are no different than what you'd see on any other gaming website.
    b) Playing games earns you points, trophies, and in-game currency--if that were the only way to earn money then I'd say it might be a problem but it isn't. You can trade items, sell items in your shop, challenge other people to Pokemon-style battles, solve puzzles/riddles, collect interest from the bank, engage in their in-game stock market, hold auctions, or simply get it for free at the donation room(Money Tree).
    c) Buying food is one way to get food. There are also a half-dozen rooms to find free food that can be used to feed all your pets and the room resets every day.
    d) Feeding your pets is entirely optional. I've gone months without feeding them and the only thing that changes is the text indicating how hungry they are--don't feed them for long enough and the text will show they are 'dying' but that's it because pets don't die...ever. - period
    e) You never lose your pets to the orphanage. You have a four pet limit and if you want to get a new pet you have to make room which is where the orphanage comes in.

    These people need to get a clue!

  35. Creative Financing by infinite9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Monopoly teaches good money management otherwise you go bankrupt.

    My kids are into this in a major way. One of my daughters got creative with the system. She has a derelict account she uses as a holding entity for her neopoints. This allows her to amass huge amounts of points while her real account can be "on welfare". Great! My daughter is learning how to become a welfare queen and milk the system. :-D

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    Disconnect your television. Do your own research. Draw your own conclusions. They're probably lying. Don't be a sheep.
    1. Re:Creative Financing by PriceIke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually it sounds like your daughter is growing up to be a fine accountant. Give her 15 years and you'll be going to her for financial advice.

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      It's not a lie. It's the truth with lossy compression.
  36. I don't agree. by PotatoHead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For all their marketing, I just don't see that many Neopets laying around. In fact, around here they are hard to find.

    I actually had to look in a few different Clairs stores to find a decent selection of them. They are not as common as the action toys tied to the cartoons and the kids get more education from the site than they would from the toons.

    Seems to be a decent tradeoff to me. My kids could be finding far worse things to do. And yes, there are better things to do outside.

    Guess I am one of those parents you had better be worrying about. My kids get the same connection I do. The catch: I must remain involved and I log their traffic.

    Just knowing the log is there does more to reinforce good behaviour than any lame, easily cracked censorware does.

    THE PARENTS THAT DO USE CENSORWARE ARE THE PROBLEM.

    You have to surf with your kids plain 'n simple; otherwise, they are going to be adopting some one elses value system, not yours. This makes me believe parents who use censorware have a weak value system composed mostly of fear and ignorance. Baah....

    Funny too, when they know there is a log, they will be happy to come and talk about what happened. This is always better than not.

    I'm probably going to get flamed for this, but what the hell....

    All of my kids are getting near straight A grades in school. No crime, no drugs, well respected in their peer groups.

    Our family has no taboo becuase ignorance is weakness and places those that subscribe to it at a clear disadvantage to those that don't. Tough subjects are important to young people. They *will* get the information. Who better to set the primary expectations than you?

    The real world is not always a nice place. Thugs, porn, disease, scammers, you name it, it's all there right? Who do these people pray on? The naive, ignorant, and fearful, and sometimes the unlucky. The net is the exact same way.

    Being a good citizen means knowing your rights and responsibilities and setting the right expectations for those you interact with. Depending on other entities, to exhibit good behaviour is so totally passive aggressive as to make me sick frankly.

    How to cope and make a difference in the world? Vote with your feet. Don't like the value proposition Neopets brings to the table? Don't visit and let others know why. That is your right and responsibility to do so.

    However, don't ask Neopets to give up their rights too.

    Everybody knows Neopets wants you to buy their toys. Instead of blaring their message in a passive mind-numbing cartoon, they choose to put up a fun, educational and interactive community almost anyone can enjoy.

    What's wrong with that? Seems to me they are honoring their obligations as a citizen as well as they can be frankly.

    You need to take a more active role in things along with just about everyone else that says what you just did. My family knows their rights and how to set expectations. When those are not met, we move on to where they are and let others know why, just as I did here. Making clear choices is one of the most important skills young people can learn. Empowering them to actually make those choices is the difference between future leaders and everybody else.

    Sadly, the only real check on corporations today is your dollars. Vote with your feet early and often and talk about why to your family and friends. It works. More people should be doing it.

    I don't mean to flame you with the above. Don't take it personal. This is important stuff. Consider my view and contrast it with your own and get something good from it. Might do you some good, might not...

  37. If this is gambling... by Deathlizard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...Then the 1up machine in Super Mario Bros 2 was too, and a blatent one at that. I played that game constantly in the day and I dont have any urge whatsover to play a slot machine.

  38. Re:Freaking hilarious by Enigma_Man · · Score: 2, Informative

    Google "I'm Feeling Lucky" for "children exposed to violence at a young age". There are a good number of references at the bottom of that page to start you off. You might also want to try the "non-lucky" Google search for even more information!

    It's almost common knowledge now that children exposed to violence at a very young age, whether it be on TV, Games, Music, or in real life get pretty messed up by it. Friends of mine who were abused at a young age often have to go to psychologists and take medication. I've been lucky enough to have a trouble and violence free life, and I'm just fine and medication-free.

    -Jesse

    --
    Nothing says "unprofessional job" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
  39. Re:SimSlots by tasinet · · Score: 2, Funny

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
    Do you want slashdot shut down because WE ARE ADVERTISING SLOTS TO OUR 14 YEAR-OLD AUDIENCE?

  40. Re:Quite tired... by bcreane · · Score: 2, Insightful

    An excellent point, it is the responsibility of parents to educate kids about societal dangers. I wonder if all parents have the same resources - education, time, money, community - to draw from in the process of regulating their children. And if not, what role does the various institutions that intersect children's lives have to make up any institutional barriers to protecting those children? Neopets is a tempest in a teapot, I don't really mind it that much, though it is extremely addictive. What's more troublesome is the darwinian / libertarian perspective of "let them sink or swim" with respect to things that threaten the well-being of children.

  41. Forgot about Pokemon already? by Maul · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First, it was the Pokemon trading card game.

    This game supposedly damaged our children in the following ways.

    1. It taught them gambling.
    2. It taught the theory of evolution.
    3. It introduced kids to evil occultism and Eastern Religions.
    4. It was a gateway game used by WOTC to lure kids into playing MTG and D&D.
    5. It opened our kids up to be mind controlled by the Japanese, who would use our kids as drones to bomb Pearl Harbor again.

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    "You spoony bard!" -Tellah

  42. Hmmm, Better Gamblers! by blueZhift · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've been reading Paul Graham's book, "Hackers and Painters", so let's take a different take on this. Here's an unthinkable thought, if indeed Neopets is introducing kids to gambling at an early age, then maybe they'll be better gamblers when they grow up! Afterall, the practical problem with gambling is being bad at it! My daughter loves Neopets, but since her computer is in my office, it's pretty easy to keep things under control. That's what parents are supposed to do, right? Still, if Neopets is making her a gambling genius, that could be pretty useful... ;-)

    Of more concern for our Aussie friends are the extremely paternalistic proposals and legislation coming from down under lately. It seems that every other story here on /. lately is about something being banned in Australia. What's going on down there?

  43. Not the first time they've been mentioned here by boysimple · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Way back when they tried to sue Neomail for the rights to the name Neomail, which they were using to brand their webmail service. The basis of their claim was that since they had 'thousands and thousands' of users, they had rights to the name.

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    My life is dedicated hosting
  44. Required gambling? No, not really by zaren · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "To "feed" their pets, Neopets players have to win points in a variety of mini-games, including versions of poker and blackjack."

    My 7 year old introduced me to neopets, and I quickly learned two things:

    1) Food that you have to pay for is really scarce, no matter how much money you have, and
    2) You don't need to BUY food.

    There's a section of the site where you can find "donations", and maybe someone dropped some food there. There's also a spot where you can get a free omelette once a day. After I discovered that, I don't have to spend an hour a day just trying to find food. I play a few games (btw, they have some really entertaining and addictive games there), make sure my critter's not dying of starvation, and I'm done.

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  45. Neopets is a comprehensive money management sim by AscendantOat · · Score: 2

    Neopets teaches far better money management than Monopoly, Life, and similar games.

    Neopets has an extensive market simulation, with over 10,000 discrete items available. There are many shops with virtual vendors, each specializing in a particular category of item. They have limited inventory, sales for special days, and you can even haggle with the vendors to try and get a lower price.
    In addition, players can set up their own shop and resell their items at a profit. Realistically, larger inventories require purchasing larger shops. There's also a trading post, which allows for more complex exchanges between players.

    Neopets has a job system, where you can employ your pets. Successfully completing jobs adds work experience to that pet's resume, and allows your pet to take on more difficult and financially rewarding jobs.

    Neopets has a business management mini-game. Different materials are available to manufacture products out of, each of a different quality and price level. The cost of workers and managers varies according to their experience and college degrees. After production, there's store quality, making sure supply meets demand , and advertising to manage.

    Neopets has a bank with savings plans. Like real banks, you get higher interest rates if you have more money in the account. Also like real banks, it can take a very long time to get your return to nontrivial levels. Keeping your money in the bank protects it from robbery and inflation.

    Neopets has a miniature stock market, with 41 virtual companies trading as of the time of this writing. The stock market has quite a few features of the real stock market: companies have ticker symbols, there's a "Neodaq" index, companies can and do go bankrupt. It even has broker fees.

    In short, Neopets is one of the most brilliant and comprehensive money management simulations available to the general public.