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Kamikaze Novel Writing

spotmonk writes "November is National Novel Writing Month, and the beginning of this year's nanowrimo program will be starting on Nov 1st. Participants will write a novel of a minimum of 50,000 words in a month's time. Described as valuing enthusiasm and perseverance over talent and craft, nanowrimo takes a kamikaze approach to writing a novel - you may not get the best novel out of it, but at least you've written a novel. Sign-ups last till the end of the month."

213 comments

  1. Chapter One by fontkick · · Score: 5, Funny

    The night was moist.

    1. Re:Chapter One by mclearn · · Score: 4, Informative
      Whoever modded this offtopic obviously has no idea as to the reference...

      It was from "Throw Momma From the Train" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094142/) and Danny Devito's character wrote a godawful short story that started this way.

      Hilarious movie. :-)

    2. Re:Chapter One by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Chapter One by dvdeug · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I still prefer "it was a dark and stormy night".

      Let's be honest; most of us would-be writters and many real writters would love to be Bulwer-Lytton, one of the most prolific and well-known Victorian authors who actually made a living off his writing. It's sort of a shame he's known for that one line; of course, it beats being known for having his wife put in an insane asylum to shut her up.

    4. Re:Chapter One by orangesquid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm. It was a dark and stormy packet...
      No, no. It was a dark and stormy Internet...
      No! Even worse.
      Maybe---It was a stark and dormant server... and then it was posted to slashdot.
      Hah, now there's the start of a classic Comic Tragedy!

      *sings Send in the Trolls*

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    5. Re:Chapter One by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      The night was sultry.

  2. I have a feeling... by niteice · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that Windows was written exactly the same way.

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    1. Re:I have a feeling... by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I would love a code-writting competition with simular rules, provide that the program has to work at its intended function, even if it has lots of bugs.

    2. Re:I have a feeling... by n3k5 · · Score: 1
      Seriously, I would love a code-writting competition with simular rules, provide that the program has to work at its intended function, even if it has lots of bugs.
      Either it works as specified, or it has bugs -- the two are mutually exclusive.
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    3. Re:I have a feeling... by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Nope, it just has to be somewhat usable, even if it crashes every half an hour and occasionally corrupts data. Actually sounds like Word once you happen to use a combination of formatting that offends its sensibility.

    4. Re:I have a feeling... by Viking+Coder · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Take a Software Engineering course. Seriously, I had a Software Engineering course where there was a team of three people, and we had to write BUCKETS of code in a quarter. The idea was that it would be so had to write it all, that you would HAVE TO cooperate, and that by following a Software Engineering practice, you could each write your code to spec, and have it all Just Work at the end of the quarter.

      Well, when I took the course, I was working full time. I knew the quarter was going to be just AWFUL for me at work, but that first weekend after the assignment, I was totally free. And unfortunately, we HAD TO write our code in C++, but at the time I was kind of lacking in C++ skills, but an expert Borland Pascal user. So, I told the two guys on my team "If I write it all this weekend in Pascal, will you translate it to C++?" They laughingly agreed.

      They stopped laughing on Monday morning as I handed them a HUGE pile of code. They literally spent the rest of the quarter translating to C++. And they kept making dumbass mistakes like writing pointers to disk, and then reloading the pointers into memory, and as they described it "that works MOST of the time." *shudder* If they had actually literally translated my code almost word-for-word into C++, they would have been fine.

      Anyway, there's my story. Thought you might enjoy it.

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    5. Re:I have a feeling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What if the spec says it should have bugs?

    6. Re:I have a feeling... by Moderatbastard · · Score: 2, Funny
      Nope, it just has to be somewhat usable, even if it crashes every half an hour and occasionally corrupts data.
      Those are bugs. They might not be serious,they might not be showstoppers, but they're still bugs.
      Do you work in marketing, by any chance?
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    7. Re:I have a feeling... by orangesquid · · Score: 2, Funny

      It was a stark and dormant night.

      The owls weren't hooting.

      The mice weren't squeaking.

      The inept weren't buying lottery tickets.

      The extraterrestrials that do not exist and have not lost a craft near Area
      51 were not hovering nearby, not looking for gullible tabloid-readers and
      not finding none.

      There were no pipers a-piping, no dancers a-dancing, no maids a-milking, nor
      milks a-expiring on in grocers' refridgerators.

      Something was indeed missing in the little town of.

      In fact, more than just the name of the town was missing. All forms of life
      in were missing. All signs of human, animal, and plant activity had long
      since abandoned the streets, houses, shops, parks, and sewers of.

      The Deletes had won the war.

      It had all started when a research project to design a better, more
      efficient computer keyboard had gone haywire. The prototype's claim to fame
      was an auto-delete functionality that automatically removed anything
      imperfect.

      Hindsight is everything.

      The remaining 49,832 words of this novel were, incidentally, spelled wrong.

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    8. Re:I have a feeling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      similar and simular mean different things: simular is a process that produces the same visible results when executed. Simular things might be similar in other respects, but need not be.

    9. Re:I have a feeling... by aichpvee · · Score: 0

      Education is the silver bullet? So you can kill werewolves with it? That's just neat.

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    10. Re:I have a feeling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now that is funny. Funny and clever.

      This, however, is neither:
      Due to excessive bad posting from this IP or Subnet, comment posting has temporarily been disabled. If it's you, consider this a chance to sit in the timeout corner . If it's someone else, this is a chance to hunt them down.

      I mean "hunt them down", what fake macho bullshit - I bet the person who wrote that has a neck like a pencil. Oh, and the logic is fundamentally flawed - IPs don't map one to 1 with users, or even vice versa. Especially in a fucking big multinational.

  3. Now we know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...how the screenplay for The Phantom Menace was written.

    1. Re:Now we know... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      s/month/afternoon

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    2. Re:Now we know... by Behrooz · · Score: 1

      s/written/vomited by lemurs

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    3. Re:Now we know... by gwoodrow · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that. I don't think it takes 3-4 years just to do the special effects. I think Lucas got writer's block and said, "Ah screw it - I'll just make some alien that's a cross between Joan Rivers and several racial stereotypes. But what'll I name 'im?" ... looks down as he dips peanut butter out of a JAR with his fingers... "Ahhhhhhhh..."

  4. Monkeys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A million monkeys with a million typewriters...

    1. Re:Monkeys by Moderatbastard · · Score: 0
      A million monkeys with a million typewriters...
      That's just silly. You could use half a million typewriters and have them work shifts.
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  5. When did mediocrity become something to shoot for? by xasper8 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    "you may not get the best novel out of it, but at least you've written a novel."

    Was that the thought process behind MS Millennium? - May not be a good operating system but...

    Whatever happened to "if you're not going to do it right don't do it at all"?

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  6. I can already see it now by antifoidulus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Goatse, the novel.
    The opening chapter is a real killer....

    1. Re:I can already see it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nahh... all you will see there are ASCII art images of the Goatse guy.

    2. Re:I can already see it now by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 2, Funny


      and we all know how it ends..

    3. Re:I can already see it now by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      I've heard that there's a glaring plot hole.

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  7. it's routine for some by OffTheLip · · Score: 2, Interesting

    yournovel.com

    1. Re:it's routine for some by hookedup · · Score: 1

      now that's a great site.. a housewifes dream..

    2. Re:it's routine for some by Entropy+Unleashed · · Score: 1

      I don't think that running a script to swap in a few strings really counts as writing a novel.

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    3. Re:it's routine for some by daeley · · Score: 1

      Write once, read anywhere. ;)

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  8. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, who wants to write a novel no one will want to read?

  9. Live Novel Writing by JohnPerkins · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...a very good crowd has turned out to watch local boy Thomas Hardy write his new novel 'The Return Of The Native,' on this very pleasant July morning...

    1. Re:Live Novel Writing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (psst... slashdot crowd... Monty Python reference)

    2. Re:Live Novel Writing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      That may be so, but Harlan Ellison has done things like that -- write short stories live in shop windows.

    3. Re:Live Novel Writing by JohnPerkins · · Score: 2, Interesting

      His revenge for finally being made to provide a Star Trek script (The City On The Edge Of Forever) he had promised by being locked overnight in Bob Justman's office was to eat Justman's potted plant.

      Kind of makes one wonder what other things people do while writing...

  10. Cheating by elbarsal · · Score: 1, Redundant

    While it seems a really wasteful thing to do, what's to stop somebody from just submitting their already written 50,000 word garbage opus to the contest? I'm sure a hack who's spent more time and effort doesn't produce quality, but wouldn't it give them a leg up?

    1. Re:Cheating by dkellis · · Score: 1
      They can. In fact, they can submit the OED if they want to.

      It's just that "winning" gives you a certificate (in pdf) of the fill-in-your-name sort, a little usericon that says that you've won, and the feeling that you've done something not everyone can do.

      If someone wants to cheat just to get these things, then that person has a lot more problems than simply not being able to write a novel.

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    2. Re:Cheating by daeley · · Score: 4, Informative
      As they point out in the faq:

      Yes, they can. But since the only real prize of NaNoWriMo is the self-satisfaction that comes with pulling off such a great, creative feat, we don't really worry too much about people cheating. Those who enter an impossibly high number or send in 50,000 words they copied from Wikipedia.org just to see their name on the Winner's page are pitiful indeed, and likely need more help than a downloadable winner's certificate can provide them.
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    3. Re:Cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That makes sense

    4. Re:Cheating by mbrother · · Score: 1

      Because this is not a contest for cheaters. You don't win anything for this. In writing, the only things that could are how you feel about a piece, and what others feel about it (which could lead to sales, money, a career even). If this sort of thing worries you, you're missing the point.

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      Professor of Astronomy, Author of Spider Star & Star Dragon (Tor)
  11. Now they make an article? by dkellis · · Score: 1
    I'm a participant (second year now), and I do like the concept...

    ... but this isn't exactly "news", since the NaNo forums and community started up at the beginning of October.

    Besides, I'm not sure if this is "news for nerds", save for the subset of "nerds" who like to write and/or are heavily involved in fandoms.

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    1. Re:Now they make an article? by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can I ask you a question then? What about this contest did you like enough to participate (twice, in fact)?

      I'm just curious, because I used to enjoy writing, but I generally wrote short poems and a few short stories, years ago. These days, I sometimes briefly consider the idea of writing a book - but the task seems too daunting and time-consuming. The idea of spewing out 50,000 words or so in only 30 days' time and producing something I'm not embarassed to have my name attached to doesn't sound like a concept I like at all.

      I always found short stories more "manageable", since you basically just have to come up with a good idea, a few interesting characters, and be descriptive about what happens, related to that "core concept" you had in your head. A novel, on the other hand, seems like it requires much more structure. Your characters are going to be described as they sequentially go through a big series of events. (Maybe even a good part of their life!)

    2. Re:Now they make an article? by dkellis · · Score: 2, Informative
      This particular contest? Well, mostly for the community.

      There's this oddly manic and excitable and optimistic feel to the atmosphere on the NaNo forums. I can write 50k words in 30 days on my own, but then I wouldn't have the support and encouragement of hundreds of other writers going through the same thing.

      And instead of wondering "will this be good" or "will this go over well with readers", we can just let go and write what we want to write. Several NaNoers have regained their love of writing after rediscovering how fun it can be.

      A lot of us won't be publishing our stories, or even considering it. We're just in it for the laughs.

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    3. Re:Now they make an article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a nerd and I have an MFA in fiction writing. I've also written a 300,000 word novel (almost in the "shopping around for an agent" stage). It is not fan fiction. So this news is interesting to me at least. You insensitive clod.

    4. Re:Now they make an article? by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      But no one is expecting the piece to be something you're not embarrased to have your name attached to.

      Personally, I've considered giving it a go myself, and I have never been able to write anything....but this sort of thing is sometimes exactly what someone needs to get started.

      The only way to ever become good at anything is to do it, and to do it many times.
      NaNoWriMo gives people a deadline to work to - which often helps motivation, and emphasises that it's about actually doing it, not about doing it well, because doing it well is something that will come later....

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    5. Re:Now they make an article? by spotmonk · · Score: 1

      I've been meaning to submit the article since the beginning of the month... I'm just a bit of a procrastinator
      I'll be writing 50,000 words in like 2 weeks at the end of november

  12. kamikaze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Japanese, divine wind (from the legendary name of a typhoon that in 1281 saved Japan by destroying the Mongol navy) : kami, divine + kaze, wind.

    i fail to see what this has to do with writing a book, unless you mean full of hot air from a windbag

    1. Re:Kamikaze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was an article, either in one of the local (Honolulu) papers or on Drudge, don't remember, about surviving kamikazi pilots and how they not only feel shamed by having missed out on the action, but feel further shamed by the profileration of 'kamikazi' to describe everything from writing contests to huge burgers.

    2. Re:kamikaze by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well...you know, if you do nothing but write - you don't eat, drink, or sleep, then you'll probably die by the time you get to 50,000 words, just like the Kamakaze pilots during WWII.

      It'd probably make the end of the book kind of interesting, what with the psychosis that you get from sleep depravation.

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    3. Re:kamikaze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then there is the whole issue of interacting with real people during that month. F

      or the last 3 years, I have had to suffer NaNoWriMo as an excuse for my wife fobbing off every chore going because she was "far too busy". Whilst supporting her in her goals was important to me, it unfortunately never cut the other way. Year 4 is not going to be a problem.

      From what I saw, NaNoWriMo is filled with hysterical teenagers and wannabe-teenagers spilling their angst over the fora, whinging about not being able to meet their deadlines. The wordcounts some of these churn out online would be better employed in their writing exercise...

      Bottom line: If you are going to set a deadline to write 50k words in 30 days, great. I'm all for setting personal challenges. Just don't kid yourself it makes you the next Dickens.

  13. Yeah, quality's over-rated anyway by tiltowait · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Reminds me of the "I'm sorry this letter is so long... I didn't have time to write a shorter one." quote.

    In middle school we had an assignment to write an 8-page paper. After we handed it in, our next assignment was to make the same paper 5 pages.

    1. Re:Yeah, quality's over-rated anyway by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Writing well includes writing succintly and effectively. In one high school class, we were required to write a lot of two-page papers. Now that sounds pretty easy, but the things we were required to write on were very difficult to discuss properly in just two pages. That meant that you had to go through a very refined process of planning your paper, writing it, and then hammering it down to two pages. You were counted off for exceeding the two page limit.

      This means choosing the perfect word, reworking your sentence structure, and eliminating the unnecessary fluff that fills most writing. When I got to college, it was apparent that my professors and classmates did not write efficiently and certainly did not recognize and reward my writing. I had to re-learn how to fill ten pages with crap.

    2. Re:Yeah, quality's over-rated anyway by mbrother · · Score: 1

      I can write fast when I have to (and I've had to as a novelist under contract with Tor). What I want is to learn how to REVISE a novel in a month! That's harder, for me anyway.

      I'm getting comments from my editor on my second book any day now, and will have until the end of the year to revise it into shape. Since I'm also a full-time professor with a life, I am somewhat concerned about getting better and faster at this.

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    3. Re:Yeah, quality's over-rated anyway by mbrother · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As an astronomer, I have to propose for grant funding and telescope time pretty much constantly. There are always page limits to obey, and it's always a struggle to make the strongest case within the limits. You're competing for limited resources with other smart, motivated people. It's a real art to do this effectively. It's hard to teach to many science students, too.

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    4. Re:Yeah, quality's over-rated anyway by Edie+O'Teditor · · Score: 0

      I agree. I forget who it was (I'll guess Sartre) that said it's not finished when you can't put any more in - it's finished when you can't take anything out. Well, I suppose it would have been in French if it was him, but you get my drift ...

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    5. Re:Yeah, quality's over-rated anyway by sbeitzel · · Score: 2, Informative

      All of which is why my wife does NaNoEdMo in January.

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  14. and if any of the novels turn out well ... by nels_tomlinson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If any of the novels turn out to be good, we'll have found another Asimov (he wrote hundreds of books, so must have been able to write this fast).

    1. Re:and if any of the novels turn out well ... by dkellis · · Score: 1
      Well, a few of the NaNoWriMo novels have been published (and not just vanity publishing). I haven't read any of them, so I'm not sure if they're "good".

      It's not just a matter of writing quickly; there's still all the editing after November, which can take a very long time.

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    2. Re:and if any of the novels turn out well ... by rueger · · Score: 1

      I recall reading Asimov's autobiography which seemed to consist largely of "I wrote this book, and sold it for this much money, then I wrote another two books, plus five magazine articles, and got paid this much money..."

      No, that's not a gripe about Asimov's work, just his autobiography.

    3. Re:and if any of the novels turn out well ... by kfg · · Score: 1

      I've posted this before, but it's apropos here, in an interview given in his later years he was asked the question, "What would you do if you knew this was your last day?"

      Asimov responded, "Type faster."

      KFG

    4. Re:and if any of the novels turn out well ... by Edie+O'Teditor · · Score: 0
      Well, a few of the NaNoWriMo novels have been published
      Were thay published as they were submitted, or heavily edited? Still, it's an achievement anyway.
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    5. Re:and if any of the novels turn out well ... by dkellis · · Score: 1
      Edited, yes. Very, very edited.

      Forgot to mention that, sorry.

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    6. Re:and if any of the novels turn out well ... by Drakkenfyre · · Score: 1
      It's not just a matter of writing quickly; there's still all the editing after November, which can take a very long time.

      Or it can just take the month of March, if you're participating in the equally hectic NaNoEdMo:

      http://nanoedmo.org/

    7. Re:and if any of the novels turn out well ... by hicksw · · Score: 1

      ISTR Asimov said something on the order of --

      I get that smooth spontaneous affect in about the sixth draft.

      He was not a fire-and-forget writer.

  15. An interesting experience. by Hibikitour · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have participated in Nanowrimo for the past three years. There are a lot of people who think about writing something but never set any structured goals in order to get it done. You can take it as serious as you like or loaf all month. It won't make you a great writer but you might find out that you can produce a lot more than you thought. 50,000 words is a hard goal for many and reaching it can be quite rewarding.

    There are municipal liaisons that cover areas throughout the country and organize writing groups. I am one in eastern Ohio and what I do is try to keep track of the people in my local area, provide a little encouragement and pass out a couple freebies that the Nanowrimo staff sends out each year. All in all it can be an interesting experience if you are into writing.

    1. Re:An interesting experience. by Viking+Coder · · Score: 1

      So, do you set yourself a words-per-day quota, or just think of it in pages-per-day, or do you spend a certain amount of time every day working on it, or do you have an outline that you try to get through one subsection each day, or...?

      I'm asking about you, Kibikitour, personally - what do you do?

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    2. Re:An interesting experience. by LetterJ · · Score: 1

      My degree is in English with an emphasis in creative writing. The class that really got me excited about writing was a class that had what I first thought were immense daily required word counts. The class required 500 words a day to be turned in. Everyone kind of eyed that number skeptically, but soon found themselves easily averaging over 2500 a day and some days coming closer to 5000.

      The rules were that it didn't have to even be coherent. The words just needed to be on the page. If you needed to write "what the hell shall I write about", it counted. The point, like with most productivity issues was to just sit down and actually do it.

      Those 9 weeks contain many of my fondest memories as a writer.

    3. Re:An interesting experience. by Mathiasdm · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't know about Hibikitour, but I can tell you my experience. It's easier to write a 'words-per-day' quota. As pages-per-day is not too accurate.

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    4. Re:An interesting experience. by Hibikitour · · Score: 1

      I definitely go with wpd. More often than not when you try and do pages you feel more pressure to have it all flow perfect. With the wpd quota you can write a chapter, parts of a chapter, parts of several chapters...etc. It all comes down to the quantity.

      After the month you can always work on editing and affecting the quality.

  16. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by dkellis · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The idea is to break the cycle of "one day I'm going to write a novel", by giving us that one day as a definite date.

    It's just a way to make us write something, no matter how horrible, in order to have a story that we can edit and improve on after November's over.

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  17. Sign-ups last until the end of which month? by dkellis · · Score: 4, Informative

    Last year, you could sign up on the last day of November if you wanted to. If you could write a 50,000 word novel in less than 24 hours, more power to you.

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  18. Three Day Novel Writing Contest by rueger · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Pshaw - I'll stick to the original, classic Three Day Novel Writing Contest, started by Pulp Press way back in 1977, and now located here. And yes, entries are judged on quality, not quantity.

    1. Re:Three Day Novel Writing Contest by SwellJoe · · Score: 1

      The Three Day Novel Writing Contest has a $50 entrance fee, and old-fashioned submission requirements (paper!). Somehow it seems less enthusiasm, and more clever marketing. And, as the NaNoWriMo FAQ points out:

      Did you know there is a group in Vancouver that writes novels in a weekend?
      Yes, and they are fools. Everyone knows that any deep and lasting work of art takes an entire month to make.

      And, I think, the big difference is the social aspect of the NaNoWriMo...I think some of us nerds could do with a little more socializing (I could, anyway). So, while the 3 Day folks did it first (and good on 'em for doing it), the NaNoWriMo has a much stronger pull for me. And I laughed a lot more when reading the website than when I browsed the 3Day site. Funny goes well with foolish confidence.

    2. Re:Three Day Novel Writing Contest by Viking+Coder · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows that any deep and lasting work of art takes an entire month to make.

      Yeah, but unfortunately, the NaNoWriMo guys are wrong on that one: Picasso did it.

      He painted the 55-x-38 inch oil on canvas in a single day, December 10, 1938.

      (It sold for $50 million at Sotheby's.)

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    3. Re:Three Day Novel Writing Contest by mbrother · · Score: 1

      I think a three-month deal would be a lot better and realistic. I can do 1000 words a day and not kill myself, with a good end product of a pretty marketable length. 2000 words a day for a month is really hard and a novel of 50-60k words is too short for most modern adult markets.

      Besides, who has time to socialize writing 2000 words a day?! Who needs a network to get through one tough month?

      I'm planning my next novel now, which will be drafted next year from May through August when I don't have to teach. I'll be researching it, plotting it, and pitching/selling it this winter.

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      Professor of Astronomy, Author of Spider Star & Star Dragon (Tor)
    4. Re:Three Day Novel Writing Contest by PXE+Geek · · Score: 1

      If you read more of the NaNoWriMo FAQ, you'll realize that the author (Chris Baty) had his tongue firmly in his cheek when he wrote this. His humour is one of the things that attracts many NaNoWriMo participants.

    5. Re:Three Day Novel Writing Contest by FlyingOrca · · Score: 1

      My friend Steve won that in 1993 for a novel called Stolen Voices. He's a critically-acclaimed fantasy novelist these days, and the three-day thing definitely played an important role in his burgeoning career. Oh, if you're into fantasy, you'll probably recognize him better as Steven Erikson.

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    6. Re:Three Day Novel Writing Contest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I look at these links and I feel like they have subtle yet different goal sets. Looking at them from the standpoint of the non-writer (e.g., almost all of us):

      - The 3-day contest is for the person who is interested in a quick challenge, something new to try, another box to punch on his lifetime experience worksheet.

      - The month-long contest is perhaps more oriented towards those people who are wondering if they've got the mettle to become an author. Trying to change their daily habits to see if something like this fits in.

      Ergo: I know I can buckle down and kick ass for three days and spit out something, but that doesn't make me a novelist. What it takes is the ability to sit down _every_ day and spit out some material, day in and day out. Can you make it a habit? The month-long shindig is where you can find out.

      Both are intriguing to me, and given the time contraints, a person could do both. (Think of the three day contest as your rough draft. Then toss it out and start over for real on the month-long contest, now that the idea has been firmed up in your head. :-)

  19. Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I remember that the teacher spends weeks coming up with "The night was humid" only to read it in one of his student's works.

  20. A kamikaze approach to writing ? by Linker3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, as soon as you've finished your manuscript do you dive head-first into your word processor, destroying your work and blowing yourself up in the process?

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  21. something like ...... by drfrog · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The 3-Day Novel Contest has run every Labour Day Weekend {CDN} for 27 years and has garnered a reputation as the cheeky and uncompromising rebel of literary forms. The world's most notorious literary marathon demands that would-be novelists produce a masterwork in a mere 72 hours.

    more info

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    1. Re:something like ...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you and I recommend modding up to 5 informative. As if AC has any clout :-)

      I will be doing this one this one. It's much easier to devote 3 days than a month, when one has to put bread on the table.

  22. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then nobody would ever do anything, would they?

  23. sounds like fun by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1
    I've been writing short stories on and off about this internet robot type charcter, I may as well focus all the random efforts into a quick novel. I can typically write an unedited story of 700 words in 45 minutes if I have a theme in mind, so if I can avergae an hour or two most days of novemember, I might just pull this off.

    This sounds like a good time, even if your novel isn't all that great. At least you can go up to people and say "I wrote a novel, it just hasn't been published yet." You could go hang out at trendy coffeehouses with a laptop and pick up chicks, or something. The sheer geekiness of carrying around a laptop is overcome by the mysterious author bonus! Though you may lose the art bonus when they find you pulled a space ghost and filled the last chapter with "lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu" to meet the word count.

    may as well plug my short stories: http://fred.wackiness.org

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    1. Re:sounds like fun by Viking+Coder · · Score: 1

      "I wrote a novel, it just hasn't been published yet." ... filled the last chapter with "lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu lu" to meet the word count.

      Funny that you should mention "lu lu lu," as ANYONE can publish on Lulu.

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  24. It's two different skills... by Big+Sean+O · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are hack writers and there are blocked writers, but there are no hack blocked writers... :-)

    Many good writers have the skills to write well, it's the writing fast which confounds them.

    My wife is a writer and she summarizes succinctly: "It's easier to fix crap than air".

    Nanowrimo does many would-be writers a service: permission to write lots of crap and then spend the next 11 months fixing it.

    I'm finally going to get that story together next month. It might not be 50,000 words, but it'll be better than nothing.

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  25. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by xasper8 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can appreciate the motivational aspic of telling someone to "get off your butt and do something". The act of trying can get people past the initial hurdle - but isn't 50k words a huge undertaking? That alone seem daunting. (Clearly I am no novelist). (In fact I hardly have a grasp on the English language)

    Also this kills me..."valuing enthusiasm and perseverance over talent and craft " that is a quote right from the Bush and Kerry handbook.

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  26. Re:but, you may write nothing offensive by dkellis · · Score: 1
    Difference between novel-writing and forum-posting.

    They don't read your novel. At all. Word-counting is done by scripts.

    Besides, the "Kerry vs. Bush" thread on the forums skirt dangerously close to a flamewar from time to time, and no moderators have said anything.

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  27. The thing about kamikaze authors... by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...Is that they never write sequels.

    1. Re:The thing about kamikaze authors... by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      Sadly, this only holds true if they're succesful Kamikazes...

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      Not everything that can be measured matters; Not everything that matters can be measured.
  28. Absurdity taken to new heights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    November is National Novel Writing Month

    *rollseyes* When's National Month Naming Month?

    1. Re:Absurdity taken to new heights by SamSim · · Score: 1

      I hear November is also International November Month.

  29. Enthused to be hopeless by orpx · · Score: 1

    described as valuing enthusiasm and perseverance over talent and craft

    Yeah that's a bullshit topic, what is it suppose to encourage short-term thinking and consumerism? I know, lets get a bunch of gullible smart writers to support this idea.

    With 'talent and craft', it's something you must work at, sure there will be little enthusiasm at first and less of a reason for perseverance, but after your over that hill, You'll love doing it. Excluding that what your doing is really worth doing. But then again, if you cant think that far, what your doing probably deserves to be thought lower than enthus. and perserv. This world is so damn pointless, no wonder murders, rapist, stupid geeks, politicians and wars exist!

    1. Re:Enthused to be hopeless by dkellis · · Score: 1
      Actually, it's "valuing enthusiasm and perserverence over talent and craft" because if we worry about whether our novels are good, chances are a lot of us wouldn't even get past the first word.

      After we write the novels, we edit them to be good. We know that we're probably writing crap, and none of us want to be known for writing crap (and releasing it), so we try to fix that crap as much as possible.

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    2. Re:Enthused to be hopeless by orpx · · Score: 1

      Actually, 'Ethusiasm and perserverence over talent and craft' comes with the first two being 'valued' over the 2nd two, not needing to be said except for those that dont click, or like to hear clicking(obsession).

      if we worry about whether our novels are good, chances are a lot of us wouldn't even get past the first word. If you worry..then you shouldnt be a writer, although a chiseler might be a good idea for your line of work. Let me tell you something. War is crap. But noone admits what they are doing, so they go with war(x). As it's been chiseled into their only choice.

      Level 2 rapist, level 4 you actually start doing the work. level 6 there's no escaping, you need it. if you manage level 7, you have a choice again.

    3. Re:Enthused to be hopeless by Viking+Coder · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's kind of like parenthood: QUANTITY TIME is far, far better than QUALITY TIME.

      A lot of people tell themselves that they're good parents, but never spend any time with their kids.

      A lot of people tell themselves that they could write a great novel, but have never actually done it. I think this is a great idea, and if it weren't for the fact that November is the Absolute Worst Month at my job, I would be participating for sure. As it stands, I'm still thinking about participating.

      Go pee on someone else's parade, orpx.

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      Education is the silver bullet.
    4. Re:Enthused to be hopeless by orpx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's kind of like parenthood: QUANTITY TIME is far, far better than QUALITY TIME.

      Are you serious? Yes, I guess you are. You filibuster the kid into being hopeless with massive ammounts of 'quanitity' time. Rather than providing the quality time that can help them reach their own level of qualitive quantity, without being badgered by an over-opinionated, lost, parent, BUT HEY THEY ARE SPENDING MASSIVE AMMOUNTS OF POINTLESS TIME WITH THEM.

      Alot of people tell themselves they can write a great novel. Then they write one, and it's not so great. And it's not so great because they cannot express themselves in the way they should. Little do they know, their idea is the greatest idea ever, with only infinity as it's limit. But they are severly limited by outside sources, aka people who want to waste time with QUANITITY, rather than quality.

      Your job sounds like alot of quantity time, rather than spending your 'quality' time, writing november's competition.

      Point is, I only Pee on parades, parading the inevitably pointless stupid time wasting projects humans spend their time on that in the long run only cause MORE HARM.

    5. Re:Enthused to be hopeless by Viking+Coder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow, I didn't realize what an asshole you are, or I wouldn't have bothered responding to you.

      Parents need to spend time with their kids. A parent who uses the logic, "Well, we went fishing last year" is an idiot. Parents should be making time to be near their kids, so they can be around when the kid needs them. A child doesn't know how to ask for help - it takes an observant parent to notice when a child has problems. Maybe you were talking about teenagers. A 5-year-old doesn't resent their parent's time, as long as they're given their own room and time and space as well.

      The vast majority of aspiring authors never write a single novel. So, I disagree with your assertion that "they write one, and it's not so great."

      This is a voluntary, fun idea for people who probably have NOT already written that first idea as you describe.

      You've never had a deadline at work? Your job must be pretty menial - the kind that robots will be doing some day.

      It doesn't cause harm to encourage people to be creative. Someone who thinks this way clearly has no creativity.

      I think you need a Time Out.

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      Education is the silver bullet.
    6. Re:Enthused to be hopeless by lythe · · Score: 1

      Massive amounts of pointless time?

      Let me guess, you don't have any kids.

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      Slash has nothing to do with Slashdot.

    7. Re:Enthused to be hopeless by orpx · · Score: 1

      Yes, I am an asshole, one that's not afraid to show it rather than hide it under the 'goodness of logic'.

      I agree, and take parenting as a very serious role, which is why I do not have kids. I see too many people with kids who dont deserve them, treat them as social figures rather.

      As for my job, its nothing menial, and its nothing made to be 'important' rather than being menial.

      Arguing with a robot is pointless, but I do it anyways, and they keep responding.

      I agree with creativity, and believe it should be encouraged, except when it's pointlessly wasted for the agenda of 'corporations' trying to encourage short term thinking and consumerism. They are the only ones who get to think long term. Remember you are living in a fucked up world, and have become softened to the ways of hardening, that take away from humanity. Too much for you to understand. You never take a time out.

    8. Re:Enthused to be hopeless by orpx · · Score: 1

      Let me guess, You DO have kids, even worse. Get a life, then feed it to your kids. Dont recycle garbage. Hey that was such a funny joke, your life is set.

    9. Re:Enthused to be hopeless by dbavirt · · Score: 1

      Good parenting means plenty of significant interaction with your child. Significant to who? Significant to the child. Too many parents make the mistake of spending time doing what they want with their child, instead of what their child wants. Don't take your kid fishing and expect to score points if your kid hates fishing.

      And actually there have been studies done that reveal some good parenting can make a huge difference compared to no good parenting. You can make a lot of mistakes, but if you have tried to build up your childs emotional bank account (see paragraph 1) your child will generally forgive you for the rest.

    10. Re:Enthused to be hopeless by Omestes · · Score: 1

      I participated in this last year, and am gladly doing it again this year. Your comment is silly you know, how does it promote short term thinking, and especially consumerism? The goal is to stop procrastinating and start writing, not to try to sell your hackwork. If you read the website you'd notice that the organizers know full well that 90% of what is going to be written is absolute crap. Hell, what i wrote last year was also crap, I'm proud of it, but it still is crap. I'm proud of it because I put so much damn work into it, its the most I've ever written just for the joy of writing.

      You, my freind, are way to serious. Learn to have fun, do something pointless. Fuck purpose, I want random activity that has nothing to do with the so-called real world.

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      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    11. Re:Enthused to be hopeless by orpx · · Score: 1

      Thank you for being gentle, I realize some of me might sound alittle silly and extreme, but my 'points' have some reasoning behind them. In that, you admit to it being crap, and so do the other 90% organizers, yet you still do it. Explain, why is it crap? because the topics are just bulloks? Or maybe because it encourages a group of 'undoubtly' 'smart', to the general public, to participate in something that is proclaimed as something great, yet with lame topics. Well, you ask how does it promote short term thinking, And, extremly, I believe getting someone to conjour up 50,000 words of their heart about a subject (there are better!), that is admitingly CRAP, encourages people to put their hearts into something that is CRAP, aka a bullshit reason for war, aka a bullshit reason for anything but their heart. As for consumerism, that is just filled with short term thinking, exploiting the colors of nature to sell products.

      I am too serious, but what do you do when everyone else is just having fun? And ignores the big ball of trepidation that winds up falling into the slum of DEATH, and bringing your family and friends with it? AND YOU. I guess you just gotta laugh and have fun.. or be stupid like me, and stop guessing, and put my heart into, for the better of humanity. Fuck 'PURPOSE' but dont fuck the purpose.

    12. Re:Enthused to be hopeless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeesh. Seek help. Please.

      I'm serious.

    13. Re:Enthused to be hopeless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incomprehensible nonsense.

      Run, don't walk, to get that help.

    14. Re:Enthused to be hopeless by Viking+Coder · · Score: 1

      For the honesty you showed, I thank you.

      If you take parenting seriously, you should have kids. We could use the help. And if you actually do a good job, we could use your kids' help, too. See, if people who take parenting seriously outcompete parents who don't take parenting seriously, that will be good.

      To respond to your implicit charge, I think my job is pretty important; I try to improve the quality of health care (and decrease the cost).

      This isn't some corporate agenda. This is a group of people trying to have fun together.

      I am thinking long term - that's why I think people who take parenting seriously need to have children. I think you're making a mistake, and not thinking long term.

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    15. Re:Enthused to be hopeless by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Its crap not in the whole sense, but in the sense that its not going to be some great magnum opus, its going to be painfully amateur, and utterly unedited. All of them though, are going to be excrutiatingly creative, which is more important. Its like saying children shouldn't draw, because we know that they are going to cough up utter shite. Sure right now we get crap, but perhaps some day down the road we get Picasso, and either way their motor skills get better, their brains grow in complexity, and are better people for it.

      Same thing about NaNoWriMo, we get a ton of adults to try their damnest to cough of something decent in an insanely short period of time, and flext their creativity more than most have ever wanted, and something good comes out of it. Creativity is the at least part of the solution of most of the worlds current problems. Followed by a healthy dose of humor and apathy. In the end all of the worlds silly little problems pale before humor, being that all that matters in our individual happiness, and humor is the key to that. Let the worlds problems sort themselves out for a month, I want to purge my head of political fantasy, and create something that matters at least to me on a subjective level.

      Its like giving birth to some hideously mishapen mutant child! Ugh... In the end though, your not pouring your heart into the creartion of crap, your pouring into creation, which is something that most of us don't ever get to experience. ASnd this isn't short term thinking, I've been planning my story for a month, and probably will continue working on it until the next NaNoWriMo, its just the forcing it out that is short term.

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      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
  30. Re:but, you may write nothing offensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    '"Please Mr. Tiger, don't eat me, I'll give you my beautiful green jacket"
    "OK young male person of South Indian descent, I won't eat you this time."'

    Completely off topic...but you rock for that reference.

  31. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

    How do you determine if a novel is "done right"? Just because it doesn't satisfy what someone else says its not "done right"?

    And how will you know if you can't do it "right" if you never actually do it?

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    The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
  32. not that long at all by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    I'd hardly consider 50,000 words a "novel" - maybe a novelette or something like that, though. 50,000 words only clocks in at roughly 60 pages in MS Word or some similar editor using defaultfonts, borders, etc.

    If you look at it from a "per day" basis, that's only 1666 words a day, which is roughly twice the size as a medium-to-large slashdot post. How many of you have multiple "Click here to read the rest of this post" comments several times a week? If so, I'd wager you've got the perseverence to finish writing a 50,000 word book in a month. It hardly seems like a difficult task to me, provided you've got the motivation to sink your soul into such a work.

    I'd hope that 1600 words a day wouldn't be difficult at all for a novelist. However, I'd hope they'd spend the majority of their time thinking of what to write, so that their books wouldn't be shit. For me, that's what takes the longest amount of time - thinking of how you want everything to interact in a realistic manner.

    If you had a good idea going into this with relationships already fleshed out in your head, there's no reason you couldn't write a decent to good novelette, IMO.

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    1. Re:not that long at all by dkellis · · Score: 2, Insightful
      50k words is about as long as The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. It's an oft-cited comparison of length. (The original number of 50k words was taken from the rough length of Aldous Huxley's Brave New World.)

      Also, it's not as easy as it seems, especially when you miss days due to unforeseen circumstances.

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    2. Re:not that long at all by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      No - by that logic a novel averages 833 words per page.
      Most estimates I've seen claim 250 - 300 words per page (http://www.tameri.com/format/wordcounts.html).

      Using 250 words per page gives us 200 pages, which is clearly novel-length.

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    3. Re:not that long at all by pjt33 · · Score: 1
      If you look at it from a "per day" basis, that's only 1666 words a day, which is roughly twice the size as a medium-to-large slashdot post.
      I set the threshold at 2048 characters, and most long /. posts are only just past that. If that's 1666 words, they have an average length of 0.23 characters.
    4. Re:not that long at all by Uhlek · · Score: 1, Informative

      By definition, a novel is 40,000+ words.
      A novella is between 17,500 and 39,999 words.
      A novelette is between 7500 and 17,499.
      A short story is under 7500 words.

      And now, you know.

    5. Re:not that long at all by mbrother · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It hardly seems like a difficult task to me, provided you've got the motivation to sink your soul into such a work.

      What makes you think sinking your soul into something is easy? And why do you think writing is easy? Writing fiction is not the same thing as writing a slashdot post. If it is, you're probably not doing one of them right.

      A lot of people think that writing is easy. After all, everyone can write down words and sentences. It's a highly skilled art form and it takes years to get good at it, the same way it takes years to get good at any highly skilled activity. I wrote hundreds of thousands of fiction before I tackled novels. I wrote many short stories, even sold a few. I collected at least a couple of hundred rejection slips. It isn't easy, and the competition is fierce.

      Please, feel free to prove me wrong and write a decent to good novelette next month. There are rare writers who are good right away, and while there are already too many writers vying for the available publishing slots, there's always room for good writers.

      --
      Professor of Astronomy, Author of Spider Star & Star Dragon (Tor)
    6. Re:not that long at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to see your reasoning for that, 'tard. Assuming there was any.

    7. Re:not that long at all by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Sure. 2048 / 1666 = 1.23 to 3 s.f. But words are separated by a character of whitespace, so that leaves 0.23 characters for the word itself. Now, that wasn't difficult, was it?

    8. Re:not that long at all by Eric119 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And where on earth did you get these definitions? At any rate, they certainly aren't universal.

    9. Re:not that long at all by Entropy+Unleashed · · Score: 2, Informative

      From the Wikipedia entries on Novel, Novella, and Novelette. The contents of those articles state that they are the guidelines adopted for the Hugo and Nebula science fiction awards. While obviously there is some wiggle room, it would appear that 50,000 words is well into the territory of the average novel.

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    10. Re:not that long at all by julesh · · Score: 1

      I think they originated as the official guidelines of the Science Fiction Writers of America society. They need such guidelines because their membership requirements involve having published certain categories of fiction and having been paid for it at a particular rate, which depends on what type of work it is.

  33. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by dkellis · · Score: 1
    It's the "aim high" idea, I think. We may not be able to get to 50k words, but at least we've written something while trying.

    And if we don't win this year, there's always next year.

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  34. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by chaoticset · · Score: 2, Informative

    There's another month for getting it right. NaNoWriMo is for getting it written.

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  35. Lulu by Viking+Coder · · Score: 2, Informative

    And when you're done with your novel you can publish it on Lulu. I think Lulu is a fantastic idea, and I hope they don't go out of business.

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    Education is the silver bullet.
    1. Re:Lulu by salutor · · Score: 1

      From last year (linking Nanowrimo and Lulu and the 'Crap Art' movement):
      Instant art movement flourishes on the Web (Reuters)
      http://www.usatoday.com/tech/webguide/internetlife /2003-12-03-crapart_x.htm

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  36. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

    >valuing enthusiasm and perseverance over talent and craft

    Go get to the point where you have talent and craft you need enthusiasm and perserverance.

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  37. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by xasper8 · · Score: 1

    Well I suppose that the determining factor of 'right' is that the author's intent is.
    If 'right' equals the act of writing 50k words in 1 month, then that substantially lowers the bar.

    On the other hand, if 'right' means writing 50k words in such a way that it tells a well thought out, compelling, and interesting story to not only the author but to the reader as well, then that is much more of an undertaking.

    My definition of 'right' is the latter, after all isn't a novel meant to be read by others? If not shouldn't it be called a personal journal? I understand my definition isn't the only one.

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  38. ICFP programming contest by NiklasD · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Take part in the ICFP programming contest. It's exactly about that. And the time you have there is 72 hours.

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  39. And for the Play-by-Play... by the+pickle · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...we send you over to the west country on Dorset.

    Commentator: Hello, and welcome to Dorchester, where a very good crowd has turned out to watch local boy Thomas Hardy write his new novel "The Return Of The Native", on this very pleasant July morning. This will be his eleventh novel and the fifth of the very popular Wessex novels, and here he comes! Here comes Hardy, walking out towards his desk. He looks confident, he looks relaxed, very much the man in form, as he acknowledges this very good natured bank holliday crowd. And the crowd goes quiet now, as Hardy settles himself down at the desk, body straight, shoulders relaxed, pen held lightly but firmly in the right hand. He dips the pen...in the ink, and he's off! It's the first word, but it's not a word - oh, no! - it's a doodle. Way up on the top of the lefthand margin is a piece of meaningless scribble - and he's signed his name underneath it! Oh dear, what a disapointing start. But his off again - and here he goes - the first word of Thomas Hardy's new novel, at ten thirtyfive on this very lovely morning, it's three letters, it's the definite article, and it's "The!"

    (continues)

    p

  40. Novelette indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm currently writing a novel, I saw this post, then out of idle curiousity, I counted the words I have typed so far.

    Approximately 6400. That is barely more than a single chapter. I am currently thinking that my novel, at the rate I'm going, is quite possibly going to be over 150,000 words long, at least.

    50,000 words is approximately three or four hardcore writing sessions for any decent writer. It's the tweaking that takes time.

    Any decent writer worth their salt is a perfectionist when it comes to their own work. This means not leaving gaping plot holes, filling out characters, and not losing the reader by having incomplete descriptions. It takes a great degree of care to make characters that are more than two-dimensional stereotypes. However, stereotypes do, and always will, fulfill many character niches.

    Just my 2 cents.

  41. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by GoofyBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To get to the point where you can write something that is well thought out, compelling and interesting to others, you need to write something half-assed, boring and uninteresting to others so that you can learn and grow. By not writing, you can't find out and learn.

    Thats why your first quote of "if you can't do something right then don't do it at all" doesn't apply here. (I'm not even sure where it would apply)

    Its very rare where someone trys something (writing, drawing, singing, programming, rocketry, etc) for the very first time and there is no room for improvment.

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  42. Ob. Simp Q by yellowcord · · Score: 3, Funny
    x=1
    do{
    echo Screw Flanders
    x++
    } while x<25000
    1. Re:Ob. Simp Q by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's only 49998 words.

  43. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by Khan+Fused · · Score: 3, Insightful

    >> On the other hand, if 'right' means writing 50k words in such a way that it tells a well thought out, compelling, and interesting story to not only the author but to the reader as well, then that is much more of an undertaking.

    Quite a few people (me included) spend so much time angsting over getting the plotline "just right" and all the various interconnecting subplots to "mesh perfectly" and/or throwing away plot ideas because they're not the gold-plated shining storyline ... and they don't write a freling thing. In that case, you're left with ideas in your head, and maybe a stack of notebooks from 'universe building' sessions at coffee shops ... and no fiction.

    The goal with NANO is not to shoot for mediocrity ... but to get a participant writing SOMETHING. Even if it's complete dreck. That's the same advice that published authors and writing seminar teachers give -- get in the habit of writng *something* every day. 100% guarantee that most of it will be crap. However, there will be gems hidden in the crap, that you pull out and polish.

    The mediocre participants can reach the 50K mark at the end of November, call their novel finished ... maybe even print it out doublesided and let it sit on the shelf so they can point to it and say "See? My novel!"

    The real authors in the crowd will know they've written dreck that will need serious re-writes. If they lack motivation to do *that*, 'NANOEDMO' (editing month) is a few months later. There's a good chance that 90% of the mediocre crap they churned out in November will be thrown out-- leaving 10% to recraft into a new story.

    But at least they have the 10% out there to work with ... instead of a bunch of ideas that "aren't quite right", and writer's block inspired dents in the monitor from when you've driven your skull into it repeatedly.
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  44. 24-Hour Comics by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's a similar exercise for writers with a more visually artistic bent: 24-Hour Comics. There are a few rules, but the gist of it is that one creator produces a complete 24-page comicbook in 24 consecutive hours. That includes coming up with the idea, writing the story, laying it out, finishing the art, and lettering it. You can do one any day you like, but 23 April 2005 is going to be the next "official" 24 Hour Comics Day in which probably hundreds of cartoonists around the world will each attempt it over the same weekend. The first organised event was this past April, and I plan to participate next year.

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  45. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by xasper8 · · Score: 1

    "if you can't do something right then don't do it at all" doesn't apply here. (I'm not even sure where it would apply)

    Brain Surgery

    Point taken. You're exactly right you have to crawl before walking, running, completing a triathlon etc...

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  46. Let's Be Fair, Now by Rie+Beam · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No one said you had to stop writing after the 30-day limit. The idea here is just to get people off of their asses and onto the word processor, notepad, napkin, whatever. Originally, the thing didn't have a deadline - it was added because of the ability of the author to come up with unique and creative solutions to problems when burdened in such a manner. Basically, Hacker Logic applied to writing. I don't see why the Slashdot community seems to be so viciously against this; haven't you ever produced a piece of code in a limited amount of time? Does time, in that sense, automatically yield bad results? Well?

  47. All work and no play by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
    select-all copy paste paste paste paste paste paste paste paste paste paste paste paste paste paste paste paste paste paste paste paste paste paste paste ....
  48. It's already been done... by Woodstock · · Score: 1
    "Participants will write a novel of a minimum of 50,000 words in a month's time. Described as valuing enthusiasm and perseverance over talent and craft, nanowrimo takes a kamikaze approach to writing a novel..."

    It's already been done many times over.

    The author's name is Piers Anthony.

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    1. Re:It's already been done... by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

      The author's name is Piers Anthony.

      He does NOT just throw a bunch of words together to make up novels, he also throws in PUNS!

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  49. I Like It! by chromatic · · Score: 1

    I've been working on something similar, encouraging people to write their life stories in short, daily segments. Anything that helps people to write something deliberately, every day, is a good idea. It doesn't have to be perfect. You don't have to show anyone. You just have to practice putting words to paper (so to speak) every day for a month.

    See Write Your Life.

  50. Mixed Feelings by mbrother · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm a published novelist (Star Dragon, Tor, and my second one will be out in early 2006). I sold the second one, Spider Star, under contract and had a deadline to meet. I spent several months working on background and other research, started writing the draft last February, and finished in July. Because of teaching, I'd only hit about 50k words by the end of May and wrote about 50k words in the following six weeks. It's a harsh effort. Burnout is possible. Revisions will be super necessary, and extensive. If you haven't spent a lot of time doing research in advance, you're likely to make big mistakes somewhere. There are some fast-writing professionals out there. You've heard the stories, many true, about cranking out a book in a week. They don't put their own names on those. Those writers still say they need a few months, WORKING FULL TIME, to write a good book. I'm just a little worried that people will write bad books, get burned out, and fail at their dreams by this approach. The sense of community can help, but this smacks more of a stunt than a serious professional effort. If you need stunts to write, maybe you're not a writer. If it's just a fun thing to try, fine, but think hard about your goals and the relationship with your writing before attempting this.

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    1. Re:Mixed Feelings by Corvaith · · Score: 1

      I think the idea, though, is to teach people that they're *allowed* to write bad novels. Anybody who doesn't write drek to start out with is lying, or possibly just unaware that their work is drek.

      NaNoWriMo is not about writing something to *publish* it at the end of the month. It's about writing something. And if you write something... you're a writer.

    2. Re:Mixed Feelings by Balinares · · Score: 1

      I think you may not be getting the exact point of this contest.

      The thing is that many, many people have velleities of writing novels. Only, it remains a "one day" thing, as in, "one day, I'll write a novel..."

      What this contest does is simply provide 1) a community of people suffering the same woes as you at the same time, for mutual encouragement, and 2) a hard deadline.

      That's *it*.

      It's not about writing something good. The F.A.Q. explicitely states that in one little month, all you'll have time to write is, likely, crap. No time far background checks. No time for procrastinating, hesitating between plot twists. No time for complexity. And it's okay. It's not about writing anything worth publishing. It's about starting to write, and then keeping writing until it's done.

      It is really cool that you could write and publish something out of your own will. This contest is for those who haven't been able to. Yet.

      And maybe those who pass the finish line will take the rest of the year to polish their work, and have it published. Some have.

      Once you have an actual novel under your belt, no matter how bad, writing another, maybe better one, feels a lot more doable.

      And while your comment is all in all not wrong, don't let your own admirable experience misjudge the purpose of this contest. Most people simply don't feel able to produce novel-sized writing. After trying this, they will know they can. And it makes a world of difference.

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    3. Re:Mixed Feelings by julesh · · Score: 1

      I know of several published novelists who do this every year. When you're into the swing of it, writing at this kind of rate is (apparently) not all that difficult, even if you are aiming for quality.

      They tend to make sure they do all the research they require in advance, and have a pretty good idea of what they're going to do with the story, which avoids the major problems. Also note that the point isn't actually to write a novel: it's to write a first draft of the first 50,000 words of a novel. It does not need to be complete within the month, and it certainly does not need to be edited.

      "It is perfectly okay to write garbage--as long as you edit brilliantly."
      C.J. Cherryh


      I don't know about you, but I tend to average about 5-600 words per hour when I sit down to write (as opposed to when I sit down to procrastinate while pretending to write). That means that the time commitment to finishing this is approximately 3 hours per day. If you can find that amount of time for it, I think it's an excellent idea. This November, I'll be trying for 25,000 words -- I simply don't have that much time.

      Also note: most of the people doing this would probably never write their book without some kind of stunt to motivate them. Sure, most of the results are junk that is never properly edited or submitted to publishers other than PublishAmerica et al, but is this really a problem?

    4. Re:Mixed Feelings by mbrother · · Score: 1

      To turn your comments around, there's certainly a risk that some engaging in the contest will have unreasonable expectations that leads to failure. It will help some writers, and hurt others, and not all of them may know which camp they fall into before they try.

      My personal preference is to encourage writers to develop professional work habits, and give advice about the various pitfalls along the way.

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    5. Re:Mixed Feelings by The-Bus · · Score: 1

      I'm doing it as a stunt, and I'm not a writer. I liked writing, I just though it would be fun. Who knows if I will actually want to do it in two weeks. We'll see.

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  51. Re:first satanic post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now that's satanic!

  52. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by mbrother · · Score: 1

    It's done right if the final story works. I was going to say it would be done right if it satisfied the author, but a lot of us writers are never entirely happy, even with books that have won awards. I guess the only ones who judge this professionally are editors. By that standard, it's right if you can sell it, or at least be told it's good even if they can't buy it for some reason (and marketing departments do veto editors).

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  53. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by mbrother · · Score: 1

    Well, I don't think people should be trying to write a novel for the first time with the "all in one month approach." That's kind of dumb.
    What they should be doing is practicing their craft on short stories, failing and learning there, before tackling an entire novel with any hope for success.
    Trying to do something like a novel fast for the first time might create some bad habits and missed learning opportunities. On the other hand it might indeed be educational, and some people can write well and still write fast. But I wouldn't bet that this is good way of doing it for most.
    But hey, what do I know? I sold the first novel I wrote.

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  54. corepirate nazi felon life0cide still taking place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    despite peacing off the creators, & draining the lifeblood out of most of US, those whoreabull thieving murderers are still at it?

    for each of the creators' innocents harmed there is a badtoll that must/will be repaid by US, as the cowardly greed/fear/ego based perpetraitors will be unavailable to make repairations. lookout bullow.

    all is not lost.

    consult with/trust in yOUR creators. making things right/rebuilding civilizations since/until forever. see you there?

  55. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by mbrother · · Score: 1

    I do appreciate this point.

    There is a large group of would-be writers who spend so much time fiddling with chapter 1 they never finish a book. For those sorts of writers, this may be a good exercise.

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  56. Ok, that does it..... by the_twisted_pair · · Score: 1

    ...I'm gonna kill you. ;)

  57. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
    I can appreciate the motivational aspic

    As in, Lark's Tongues In?

    Seriously, I would bet that some of us here have written more than 50k words in a month just posting. Gather your posts, and make a book out of them! ;-)

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  58. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by tverbeek · · Score: 1
    This happened around the same time that the expression "winning isn't everything" came along.

    I imagine that people participate in this for the same reasons that other people run marathons despite the impossibility of them placing well... mostly for the experience of doing it. And maybe they'll learn something from the process and perhaps next time they'll do better.

    Also, if you're familiar at all with the writing process, you may have heard of something known as the "first draft". A stunt like this seems like a good way of generating one of those.

    Whatever happened to "if you're not going to do it right don't do it at all"?

    Hopefully it's in the rubbish bin with all the other excuses for giving up before you start.

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  59. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by jbash · · Score: 1
    Whatever happened to "if you're not going to do it right don't do it at all"?

    You're missing the point of the exercise, which is to encourage people to turn off their self-criticism for a while and actually produce something. Often in life, one of the biggest causes of procrastination is excess perfectionism. Especially when it comes to works of creativity, it's often good to drop one's perfectionism.

  60. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by Moderatbastard · · Score: 0

    Sadly, it clashes with BiMonSciFiCon.

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  61. Are you sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neal Stephenson started this way?

  62. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by lythe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What they should be doing is practicing their craft on short stories, failing and learning there, before tackling an entire novel with any hope for success.

    Short stories and novels are totally different fields. That's like saying you need to practice writing four-minute pop songs before you can learn to write a symphony. You learn to write novels by writing novels, not by writing short stories.

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  63. Re:Life's Too Short ... by mbrother · · Score: 1

    Good fiction does teach you something, if it is good. You learn about being human and human relationships. You learn about things that can't be expressed with equations or numbers. Again, if it's good.

    Having said that, I work hard to have accurate science in my science fiction novels. I think there are a lot of advanced concepts that can be effectively conveyed through fiction. For some people, non-fiction, textbooks, are simply not engaging. But have them read Larry Niven's story "Neutron Star" and suddenly they really get what tidal forces are all about.

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  64. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by mbrother · · Score: 1

    There's some truth in what you say, but learning how to write scenes, dialogue, setting, characters...you need those skills for short stories and novels both. I was talking about those particular writing skills by using the word "craft." Short stories in particular let you experiment, quickly, by trying different approaches to story telling. For instance, you can learn some things from writing in the second-person. You'd be foolish to do that in your first novel, but a short story is the perfect vehicle for trying it out. That's what I meant.

    Short stories and novels are different, yes, but they're built from the same foundations. I doubt many composers other than perhaps Mozart started out writing full-fledged symphonies.

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  65. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by dvdeug · · Score: 1

    Thats why your first quote of "if you can't do something right then don't do it at all" doesn't apply here. (I'm not even sure where it would apply)

    Open heart surgery. Which is why open heart surgeons get paid the big bucks, and those who get the privilge of fixing our mistakes at leasure don't.

  66. 50,000 words? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could easily write that. "Michael Sims is a fucking jerk" 8333 times then "Everyone knows".

  67. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

    Nah.

    Handwritten text:
    The average line has 10 words.
    The average page has 25 lines
    That makes the average page be 250 words.

    4 pages are 1,000 words.
    40 pages are 10,000 words.
    400 pages are 100,000 words... Woa, went too far. Should have stopped at 200 pages.

    You write 1 page per day (7 pages per week), you'll have a 50,000 word novel in about 7 months.

    Now, the editing is the bitch.

    On an aside, me, aspell dic and a python script can churn a 50,000 word novel in about 15 minutes. Won't be worth reading, you know...

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  68. no self-censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I happen to be friends with the organizer of NaNoWriMo, Chris Baty. In one conversation we had about it he said something along the lines of "If you're forced to write 1600 or so words every day you don't have time to revise away your best stuff. You write so quickly, sure a lot of it is crap but when you look at it later the novel is full of gems that you might never have written if you'd had more time to think about it"

  69. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by lythe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All I can say is I learned more from writing 57,000 words in a month last year (actually, 94,000 in two months, since I didn't stop) than I learned in over ten years of writing short stories.

    You don't learn much about scenes from writing short stories. You don't learn much about gradual character development, or long-term plot arcs, or pacing of subplots. Short stories can teach you basic skills of writing description and good sentences, but so can essays and writing exercises.

    More importantly, they require different skills. They require a concise idea and usually a single plotline. They require a certain style of presenting and dealing with characters that doesn't apply to longer works.

    Some people seem to be natural short story writers, some natural novelists. Some people can easily handle both. The problem is with the people who are natural novelists: excellent at long plots, large casts, and gradual character developments, but no good at handling the short-story format. They're told repeatedly that they have to do stories before they can do novels, and they end up never trying novels because they haven't had success with short stories. This is the sort of person who is an excellent candidate for NaNoWriMo.

    What I discovered last year was that for me, novels are easy, breathtakingly easy, compared to short stories. I could write a single novel in the time it took me to develop one or two painful and difficult short stories. And it was fun and fascinating, and the writing got markedly better as I went on. (Though it wasn't much to brag about before the second edit.) Apparently, I'm not much of a concise-idea person, but I do well with a long, complicated plot structure.

    If short stories helped you, then great. But don't assume that it works the same way for everyone. Many people spend years hearing the myth that you must learn short stories first, and never get a chance to develop their real skills with novels.

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  70. more like 80,000 words by bcrowell · · Score: 1

    Most publishers these days seem to want a minimum of 80,000 words for a novel. Often this is explicitly stated in their submission guidelines. If you're writing a first novel, you should anticipate having a hard time getting it published; there's no need to make it even harder by making it too short to be marketable. (I'm referring to fantasy and science fiction markets. The story could be different in other markets. This is also the kind of thing that changes back and forth over time, like hemlines of skirts.)

    1. Re:more like 80,000 words by julesh · · Score: 1

      They're also often willing to consider shorter than their target guidelines.

      And you're right that it varies by genre. I understand that 50,000 words is actually fairly average for either romance or young-adult novels. For reference, 50,000 words would probably be slightly under 200 pages when printed in standard paperback format.

  71. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
    I found an answer; it's not official, but it sounds plausible:


    Date: Tue, 13 Feb 1996 16:12:54 +1200
    From: james dot dignan at stonebow dot otago dot ac dot nz (James Dignan)
    Subject: LTIA: what does it mean?

    Matthew Carton asked:
    >Question: I have no idea of the significance of the title of "Lark's
    > Tongues in Aspic" -- what the hell does it mean?

    Les Labbauf replied:
    >I cannot say what Robert Fripp, or KC had in mind when they gave
    >the the name "Lark's Tongues In Aspic" to their work. However I
    >take it to mean that the music sounds exactly like what title implies.
    > Think of the lark, a bird who sings a pretty song, now think of that
    >bird's tongue in a jelly made from meat gelatin. A pretty nasty
    >picture, if you get the idea. So the music is not pretty, but harsh and
    >grinding. Definitely meant to disturb the listener.

    I reply to the reply:

    Larks's tongues make beautiful music. Aspic is a preserving medium. Any
    recording of King Crimson is, IMHO, a preserved piece of beautiful music.
    What better analogy for their sound than Lark's Tongues in Aspic?

    James

    Separately, I see here that Jamie Muir actually came up with the name.

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  72. From a three time NaNoWriMo participant... by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

    Many of you seem very opposed to this idea for a number of reasons and seem put off with the idea of this challenge. I think what you fail to realize is that there is far more to NaNoWriMo than producing a published novel; certainly, that is the immediate goal, but there's something to be said for the process itself.

    This will be my fourth year participating in NaNoWriMo. My first year was spent cranking out 78k for my autobiography. I can't tell you, from an emotional perspective, what a valuable experience that was... looking back over my life from beginning to end in its entirety put many things in perspective for me. My second and third years were focused on writing fiction instead, and even though some parts of the resultant novels are hideously crappy, being so intensively creative and imaginative every day was very rewarding and inspired me to keep writing after NaNoWriMo was over (it's difficult to go from such a high level of productivity in the evenings to none at all), at which point I produced more deliberate novels in a longer period of time and they turned out quite well, IMO.

    One of the major points of NaNo is that so many people talk about writing a novel but never actually do it. NaNo provides a challenge and a supportive, active community to these people. Novel writing seems like a daunting task, but NaNo gives you the platform to do it.

  73. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Phillip K Dick used to get stoked on amphetamines and write a novel in one week. Now, he was a pro, and a genius, but some of those books really sucked. A novice rushing to pour out 50K words from his/her heart is going to produce art more like that of a contestant on American Idol.

    But then, 95% of fiction on store shelves these days is utter crap. It's written by morons whose idea of prose style is dominated by extensive TV watching, whose plots are recycled from LoTR, Star Wars, or possibly Speed Racer. And maybe all three. You do NOT learn good writing techniques in crap-cramming marathons. You only learn to rush your thinking and self-judgement, not to think well and write well. As Harlan Ellison said in another context, these people are merely going to be 'creative typists'.

    In the coding context, a tight dreadline may force your focus to be tight, but it does not guarantee good code nor learning quality. It just leads to code-spew. All I ever see from the majority of pressured coders at work is half-assed broken limping code done in death marches. Discipline and thought and a little pride in standards of quality are way better working standards than treating production like some video game you're trying to beat the clock on.

  74. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by mbrother · · Score: 1

    You say writing essays or exercises can help learn the necessary skills. Well, just consider short stories a kind of writing exercise. Personally, I found the idea of writing a novel without the skills to do it well psychologically daunting. I didn't want to invest a lot of effort into it until I thought I was writing well enough to sell one. It doesn't matter how you learn to do it, as long as you do. I agree, different writers learn in different ways. I just see a lot of beginners tackling novels before they have the skills to do it, and getting so wrapped up in their baby that it's devestating when they can't sell it. You have a few litters of short stories on the other hand, and it usually isn't so bad to forge ahead.

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  75. correction by rhild · · Score: 2, Funny

    The night was saltry.

  76. Robert Silverberg... by bidule · · Score: 1


    He spewed so much so fast in the 70s he wouldn't break a sweat to write something good for this.

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  77. Sign-ups end Nov. 25 by lythe · · Score: 1

    If I remember right, anyway, the sign-ups go until the last week of November. So you can't write your novel on the last day, but you still have plenty of time to sign up.

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  78. A real-life "kamikaze" novel - Vathek by bertnewton · · Score: 1

    "Vathek" by William Beckford is a classic example of a book written "kamikaze style" in 1786 (or thereabouts).

    It is a dark gothic novel about a caleph who sells his soul to the devil, and it is one of my favourite stories - but most amazing of all is that Beckford wrote it in a single sitting of 3 days and 2 nights.

    The e-text is available over at Project Gutenberg.

  79. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 1

    YOU might not be able to get to 50k. Speak for yourself.

    Tim

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  80. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by lythe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I just see a lot of beginners tackling novels before they have the skills to do it, and getting so wrapped up in their baby that it's devestating when they can't sell it.

    That's the beauty of NaNoWriMo. It's so ridiculous, so high-spirited, so much pure fun, that no one expects their novels to be great literary works of art. They're not paralyzed by the fear that they'll write 50,000 words of crap, because they expect to write 50,000 words of crap. Instead of spending years struggling to write the Great American Novel and then being devastated when that first effort doesn't sell, they can write 50,000 words of something they enjoy for pure fun, and learn something in the process. And they don't have to invest years of struggle into it.

    For a few people (myself included), that first hectic effort is a very rough draft that later gets ripped apart - I literally cut and reworked 40,000 words in my first edit alone - and polished several times for eventual submission to publishers. In those cases, we're still talking about a significant time investment and a serious project. For other people, it's just fun, a way to see if they can do it.

    I haven't yet seen anyone on NaNo who considered their unedited NaNo effort to be a work of genius or who was disappointed about seeing it rejected. And at the rate of one NaNo a year, a writer would likely have at least two books completed before getting the first one rejected, so there's unlikely to be the same element of "I can't believe they rejected my baby" in the process.

    You say that the idea of writing a novel before you were ready was psychologically daunting. The whole point of NaNo is to make the process less psychologically daunting. Isn't that a good thing?

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  81. a writing exercise by SaberTaylor · · Score: 1

    Recently I've semi-vowed to write the ending of each book I read before I finish it (could also apply to other sections of the book). I think it is a great exercise (although it's making it tough to finish my current PKD book right now. ;o)

    I'm assuming the forum rules don't apply to the actual novels or it would exclude a lot of great lit that's been written.

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  82. Informative? by bshroyer · · Score: 1

    Who the hell moderates a Monty Python reference "Informative"?

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    1. Re:Informative? by the+pickle · · Score: 1

      Good question. I was wondering that myself. Probably the same guy who modded this comment "informative."

      p

  83. It was a dark and stormy night... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    ...the sun beat down upon my brow, popping sweat globulals out of my skin like a high school cheerleader popping out breasts in the locker room.

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  84. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    I thought the idea was to be able to say (brag) that you had written a novel, but that it was 'too much' for modern sensibilities or some such hogwash?

    Seriously, though, two friends of mine, who have done the nanowrimo thing have gone on to be published authors (short stories) and are both working on multiple novels and piling up the rejection slips. Cool! They'll be able to comp me at lit events.

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  85. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by cresswell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I did Nanowrimo last year. I had about 40000 words written years ago, but never finished it. So I took the situation and characters and wrote a new book, different adventures. It's not great, but I got off my posterior and WROTE it!! That's the important part. And yes, I am doing it again this year. Don't have a plot yet, but it'll come to me.

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  86. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by dkellis · · Score: 1

    For what it's worth, I did get my 50k words last year...

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  87. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by mu22le · · Score: 1

    Phillip K Dick used to get stoked on amphetamines and write a novel in one week. ... now this explains a lot to me :)
    wait, im not saying i dont like dick's novels, i think he had a lot of incredible ideas (amphetamines may have helped)... but his writing is not that good, I always end up mad at his stories because i feel he never exploited their full potential.
    Well maybe what i just said is just what this contest is all about, not just bragging about having written a novel but forcing out of you a story that would have never been written.

  88. well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's gonna take a whole lotta booze..

  89. Woooh! NaNo! by Mathiasdm · · Score: 1

    I love this thing. It's the second year I'm participating, and I can advise it to anyone who ever wants to write a novel! You'll have fun, you'll be tortured, you'll be crying when you don't get your daily word count. In other words: join up!

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  90. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by Mathiasdm · · Score: 1

    You write. That's what you're supposed to do when you enter. You write, and that's how you learn. People learn from their mistakes. Also, folks that want to write a GOOD novel (like I want to do), use this month to write a novel DRAFT. Also, who are you to judge if you'll learn to write well during NaNo? In January and February this year, I wrote over 20 000 words (I know, that's nothing). Trust me, I LEARNED a lot.

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  91. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by Mathiasdm · · Score: 1

    You have to be able to take a step away from your novel, once you've finished it (not easy). I think writing 5 novels in a year (yes, some NaNoWriMo members do so) will learn you a lot more about writing novels, than writing 50 short-stories in a year.

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  92. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by Mathiasdm · · Score: 1

    True. Someone (Alma H. Hromic) compared writing and open heart surgery, and said WriMo'ers were regular people attempting heart surgery. That's the most lousy comparison I've ever heard!

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  93. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by kirkjobsluder · · Score: 1

    I think that one thing that a lot of people are missing here is that most professional writers don't just throw down 50,000 words of sterling prose. Many professional writers have a habit of treating their writing as a business in which, at the end of the day, they have to produce some product.

    In addition, I think one of the things that is killing the arts in the United States is a lack of appreciation for amateurism. Because we think that it is not worth doing anything if you are not the next Claude Monet, Tony Morrison, John Hooker, or Rachel Podger, we have a culture with both pathological stage fright but yet is willing to play armchair critic. In the arts, pro-ams provide important services as informed consumers promoting good works by word of mouth, and fund-raising boosters for art programs.

  94. well, let's make a nerdish /. novel... continue! by njyo · · Score: 1

    The sun was rising over the green and rolling rolling hills. Finally the new day was dawing...

  95. I wonder... by j.leidner · · Score: 1
    > Kamikaze Novel Writing

    ...if this is implemented using TopCoder?

  96. I read somewhere... by Big+Sean+O · · Score: 1

    That if you can do something and stick to it for 21 days, then you've successfully created a habit that will be hard to break.

    It worked for me with flossing (I still hate to do it) and cutting out caffeine (although the headaches were a bitch).

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  97. Re:When did mediocrity become something to shoot f by 3terrabyte · · Score: 1
    How inspiring! Thanks for sharing.

    I wish I knew your nick at nano, so I could read your story though.

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