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Nintendo Blocking Counterfeit Game Machines

An anonymous reader writes "Nintendo won a court case Monday which "prohibits retailers from selling products that look like Nintendo's game controllers from its older Nintendo 64 game console, which can be plugged directly into televisions to play games."" These were apparently being sold nation-wide in mall kiosks. Shady.

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  1. Sighting by Tina+Russell · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They had them at my mall. That booth was pretty popular until it dissappeared without a trace... (they mostly hired immigrants who boasted to me about how it had "Nintendo, Sega, Atari..." It ranked a 105 on the Shade-o-meter.)

    1. Re:Sighting by siegesama · · Score: 2, Informative

      Had something similar in the local mall by me, as well. They would only take cash at the stand. If you wanted to use credit card, you had to go to a neighboring stand (apparently run by the same people) which was selling unrelated junk. Sketchy, but the ROMs all apppear about right. *whistles*

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    2. Re:Sighting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A thick foreign accent can be a pretty good sign that someone is an immigrant.

      Nobody said anything about these immigrants being "dirty" or "illegal," except you. My parents and much of my family are Asian immigrants; there's no immediate judgment call that goes along with being an immigrant, other than the fact that you once lived somewhere else and you now prefer it here. Shed the thin skin, man.

      I've seen these kiosk operators in local malls, selling these things. They popped up a couple of months ago, and yes, every time I cared to look more closely at these products (there are different types), the kiosk was operated by someone for whom English was clearly a secondary language.

    3. Re:Sighting by bhtooefr · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://www.classicgaming.com/vcsp/ has a NES portable based on one of these. Yes, they're all quite shady. Many come with a lightgun. They're based on a NES-on-a-chip (yes, there's actually a chip that does everything that every chip in the original NES does). Some have (Famicom) cartridge ports (if you want to run US carts, get an adaptor - http://www.lik-sang.com/info.php?category=159&prod ucts_id=171 is one that I've heard is good), and if not, there's always wiring a US cartridge port to the board and giving 5V to the ROM chip (which appears to be how to do it if there IS a cart port, but no cart).

    4. Re:Sighting by patternjuggler · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I actually tried reporting it to Nintendo, because I was kind of pissed off out how obviously illegal it was. There weren't any price tags on the packaging, and I think the boxes themselves did not show pictures of Nintendo games, but with the kiosks running SMB and Contra it's pretty obvious what was going on. The other thing was that not only are ripping off Nintendo, but also the customer because they are charging $50-$60 for a flimsy piece of crap found for $5 or $10 online.

    5. Re:Sighting by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there was one at my mall too... it was a neat gizmo, but I laughed out loud when I saw that the analog stick on the n64 knockoff pad was just for show.

      I was half tempted to buy one because it looked like it had a good layout of games and the second gamepad+gun gave it a featureset that gave those Atari things a run for thier money (especially at $50CAN), but the damn thing looked so fragile and stupid.

  2. For copyright issues by Student_Tech · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They didn't pull them just because they looked alike, they pulled them because they were running pirated copies of their games.

    A friend of mine saw one last year saw no copyright acknoledgements on the box.

    1. Re:For copyright issues by Decaffeinated+Jedi · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Interesting...I just blogged about seeing these games at my local mall last night. I knew it was only a matter of time before the lawyers came a-knockin' when I saw Donkey Kong, Super Mario, Excitebike, Duck Hunt, and several other Nintendo classics emulated.

      But, the units play a beautiful version of Galaga. Who can resist Galaga? ;)

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    2. Re:For copyright issues by bhtooefr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nitpick - it's as emulated as your Pentium 4 or Athlon 64 is emulating an x86 (actually, less - the P4 and A64 translate their instructions to RISC, but they do it in hardware). This is in hardware - it's a single chip with a 6502 and all of the stuff in the NES.

    3. Re:For copyright issues by tepples · · Score: 1

      I've played one, and the sound is way off, with notes popping up in a timbre so wrong it isn't funny. Or do I notice because I've just played way too much real Balloon Fight on my real NES?

    4. Re:For copyright issues by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      This is actually a clone of the NES hardware in one chip. From what I've heard, it's about 98% compatible with the NES. You'll see some stuff like sprites not rendered quite right, sound slightly off, etc., etc.

  3. Legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting


    Wouldn't these be legal to buy, if I owned the NES version? Carrying around a controller size machine is much easier than 50+ NES carts

    Plus, you don't have to blow in the damn cartridge to get the games to work.

    1. Re:Legal by j0nb0y · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, I'm not sure if they'd be legal to buy, but it is illegal to sell, even if you only sell to people "who already have a legal copy."

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    2. Re:Legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you will fall onto the rom issue, in that if you "don't dump it yourself" it isn't legal type thing.

    3. Re:Legal by FLAGGR · · Score: 3, Informative

      Urgh, the ROM argument. No, that does not make it legal. They're selling someone elses product to you, without paying or having the permission of the owners.

      (and btw that argument doesn't hold true for ROM's either, no matter what some emulation site says. Theft is theft, at least admit it)

    4. Re:Legal by TLSPRWR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Theft is theft, at least admit it"

      I thought it was copyright infringement... Oh wait, that's just music.

    5. Re:Legal by MBraynard · · Score: 0, Troll
      Hey dumbass -

      Copyright infringement is theft. Just like 'grand larceny' is theft.

    6. Re:Legal by MWoody · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hey dumbass -

      Maybe if I stole your car, made an exact copy of it, and then returned it without you noticing.

    7. Re:Legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you legally own every NES cart ever made? No? Kthanksbye.

    8. Re:Legal by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Wouldn't these be legal to buy,"

      It'd be legal for you to own but not for the other person to accept your money for it, let alone distribute it. And that doesn't take into account Nintendo's IP on the N64 controller design (how can you argue that it's not unique?).

      And if you knowingly go through the deal anyway, some lawyer-types could start saying words like "aiding" and "abetting."

      If they sold some hardware that you could put into a modified (genuine) N64 controller shell, with blank chips that you'd have to upload the games into yourself (if not the emulators), they might have a legal leg to stand on. But these people are very clearly making a buck off of Nintendo hardware and software IP and these people deserve everything they get.

      "Plus, you don't have to blow in the damn cartridge to get the games to work."

      Get a top-loader. Or, better yet, an A/V Famicom and 60-to-72 pin adapter: new top-loading reliabilty with old (for the NES) composite output, all in a package that doesn't get the obnoxious prices that "top loader top-loader toploader NES" auctions gets on eBay. You can use the composite cable from your old SNES after you get the SNES an S-video cable.

    9. Re:Legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Mr. Ignorant,

      Go read Dowling v. United States, 473 U.S. 207 (1985), where the US Supreme Court ruled that copyright infringement is not theft.

    10. Re:Legal by MWoody · · Score: 1

      He gets +3 informative, and I get -2 troll for repeating his "dumbass" comment? That's... odd.

    11. Re:Legal by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      nope, but i suppose a hand held device which would copy a cart onto an empty flash drive so you could manually dump your carts into it *may* be legal so long as the code on the chip to play the games is not copied from an NES

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    12. Re:Legal by Ninjy · · Score: 1

      It probably depends. If you buy this in good faith, fully trusting the buyer, then you should have nothing to worry about. On the other hand, if you're already assuming or know that the product's dodgy, you can probably get in trouble for that. Guess you won't have to bother buying one anymore now. Oops!

    13. Re:Legal by MBraynard · · Score: 0
      Hey Mr. Ignorant Anonymous Coward,

      Go get some common sense and understanding what theft is. I don't need some fools in black robes to tell me - do you?

    14. Re:Legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've read Slashdot for any length of time, there's usually people that protest when people call 'copyright infringement' 'stealing' or 'theft.' My comment was a joke on that, but since you've taken me, uh... 'seriously', I will reply seriously.

      Since it seems to me like you think copyright infringement is 'stealing' something, please tell me what exactly is being taken. If someone stole a physical CD, alright. That would be 'stealing', but if someone get the contents of the CD and copy it with no loss on either side, what exactly did the CD owner or the seller of the CD lose? It is infringing on somebody's copyright, not stealing their property. Both are illegal, yes, but they are different. I guess it deprives the seller of a sale, but that's assuming the person would have bought it.

      (Warning: I am not condoning infringing copyright, nor am I condoning stealing. Both are illegal and both will get police on your rear. Just please, know what you're saying before you post. And next time you're going to call someone a 'dumbass' please respond intelligently with actual content, no one-liners please.)

    15. Re:Legal by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      That WOULD be legal, unless Novatek used Nintendo IP in creating the NT6578 (the chip in those things).

    16. Re:Legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you, you stupid piece of shit.

  4. Nothing to see here move along. by kabocox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The article states that Nintendo is slapping down a company that is pirating its older inventory. You know those controllers that you plug into the A/V that let you play a few simple games? Some company decided to put Mario and Donkey Kong in theirs without paying Nintendo any money. Of course, Nintendo is going to be upset.

    1. Re:Nothing to see here move along. by bobgoatcheese · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's worse than just one or two Nintendo first-party games. From the ones of these I've seen they appear to be running an emulator (the menu system looks nearly identical to NesterDC) with a nearly full library of NES titles. The ones in my local mall were nearly constantly hooked into a TV with Contra loaded into them, but sometimes Castlevania or other third-party titles.

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    2. Re:Nothing to see here move along. by bhtooefr · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, it's not an emulator. The menus on those things are straight 6502 (or whatever the hell variant the NES used - same difference anyway) code. They use something called a "NES-on-a-chip". Part numbers I've heard are "NMOS 6582" (used in the Game Axe line), and the "NT6578" (used in at least those NES to SNES adaptors, and most likely everything with a blob-like chip for a CPU). It's a complete NES chipset on ONE chip.

    3. Re:Nothing to see here move along. by bobgoatcheese · · Score: 1

      I was only hazarding my guess in my post; I didn't make that aparent though. Thanks for clearing it up. I never really got a close enough look at one of the things, when I walked past it always looked just like the NesterDC menu to me. Aparently most of the games in the menu are fakes too, from what others are saying.

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    4. Re:Nothing to see here move along. by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Well, if something says "76000 in 1", divide by 1000 to get the actual number. If you do get one, from what I've heard, don't play games above 76, because the mods made to them make it buggy.

      Basically, you can believe any number below about 150, so divide by 10 until you get to a reasonable number.

    5. Re:Nothing to see here move along. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 0, Troll

      At computer shows I used to see those with advertised as like "1500 games" basically they'd run like 20 different variants of Super Mario Brothers and 20 different varients of Duck Hunt, so on and so on until they hit their number. I should have bought one when they were still available.

      I don't care if it's illegal, all the better. I'm boycotting Nintendo anyway.

      LK

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    6. Re:Nothing to see here move along. by Destoo · · Score: 1

      The problem is not the legality of it, on a consumer point of view.

      As posted above, the problem is that they're selling you an 8$ device at 60-70$ prices, just a bit less than a console.

      I wouldn't want to be the kid whoose dad buy one of those thinking he'll save a buck or two. Scam scam scam.

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  5. saw one of these by bobgoatcheese · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There was one of these kiosks in my local mall as of Saturday night, everytime I walked past it I wondered how long it was going to take them to be sued into submission.

    If Nintendo would make something like this, only with higher quality parts (the controllers on these things felt horrible and were obviously poorly made) I'm hard pressed to believe they wouldn't sell extremely well given the right price point. Then again, they're able to sell single games for twenty bucks apiece for the GBA...

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    1. Re:saw one of these by harrkev · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nintendo is not likely to do this...

      First, this would eat away at the sales of their other more profitable products. Second, they only own the rights to their own games, and could not include ones from Namco, Konami, and all of the others without getting a legion of lawyers involved.

      Too bad, though, Getting the old nintendo classics legally for around $40 or so would be awesome.

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    2. Re:saw one of these by Snowmit · · Score: 1

      Unless you count the iQue. But they're not terribly likely to do it here, they've already worked out that they can sell the classics one at a time.

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    3. Re:saw one of these by bobgoatcheese · · Score: 1

      I personally would absolutely love to own an iQue, especially with the new USB functionality. But , like you said, it'll never happen here because people are willing to pay outrageous amounts of money for the GBA ports of old games.

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    4. Re:saw one of these by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "If Nintendo would make something like this,"

      They do, they just won't sell it outside of China.

      Of course, with so many willing to pay $20 for re-releases of NES games for the GBA, why should they bother? I'm still expecting an iQue-like online service to be a killer ap for either the DS or the upcoming "Revolution," however.

    5. Re:saw one of these by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Besides, we both know what the Nintendo model released here would be: $50, 5 games, one gamepad. Meanwhile, the knockoff is $50CAN, oodles of games, and gamepad, gun, and zapper.

      If it doesn't have a second pad, its just masturbation.

    6. Re:saw one of these by ikea5 · · Score: 1
      Too bad, though, Getting the old nintendo classics legally for around $40 or so would be awesome.

      ebay

  6. Copyrights and fruadulent marketing by Xistic · · Score: 4, Informative

    My 14 year old bother inlaw got one of these for a birthday a while back. It had a full version of Contra on it. The Konomi code even worked. There were also a handful of other Nintendo games I recognised. Of note was a topdown shooter that I had played alot when I was younger. Can't remember the name. Although in this bootleg version you couldn't collect powerups. They were letters if I recall.

    The other thing was the port on the bottom that gave the impression that you could plug 8bit NES games into the controler. My other bother inlaw was douped into believing that it would work. The cartidges we tried fit perfectly.

    Supposedly the controller came with 65000 games but there were only about 25 or so actual games. They were merely repeated over and over like the old 100-in-1 bootleg Nintendo cartridge that had serveral versions of the same games.

    1. Re:Copyrights and fruadulent marketing by vasqzr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Supposedly the controller came with 65000 games but there were only about 25 or so actual games. They were merely repeated over and over like the old 100-in-1 bootleg Nintendo cartridge that had serveral versions of the same games.

      You mean Action 52??

    2. Re:Copyrights and fruadulent marketing by troyml · · Score: 1

      If it is like most other pirate consoles sold worldwide then your old NES carts can easily be made to work on it. The bulk of these consoles use the Famicon pin layout which is only different from the NES if I remember correctly by a couple of swapped pins. I do know that some Hong Kong import companies sell adapters for a couple of bucks that make the swap though.

      They were selling these in my area too. If it was an officially licensed product I'd get one for myself and probably several as gifts. But that will never happen affordably if Nintendo is getting 20 bucks a game for the GBA classics. They're great games, but of course I've already got them, some several times over the years.

    3. Re:Copyrights and fruadulent marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alpha Mission?

  7. Link to court ruling / transcript? by aster_ken · · Score: 1

    Does anyone have a link to the court order, the ruling (opinion), or the transcript of the case?

  8. If these had ben legal by artifex2004 · · Score: 1

    These would have been excellent little things to send in surprise care packages for the guys and gals serving overseas. Gotta imagine how much they'd love getting them, even if they don't have a lot of tv sets to plug into, just for the nostalgia factor. They're cheaper than Game Boys+games, too...

    1. Re:If these had ben legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they're already having too much fun playing that hot new title "Kill the Sand-Monkey" to bother saving the princess again.

  9. seen these, also by shadowzero313 · · Score: 1

    I've seen these at the mall, supersales in exibition halls, and swap meets. I never liked them much, not because they were pirated, but becuase they felt like cheap PoS.

  10. Still around. by mebob · · Score: 1

    I was thinking about getting one to play with at work maybe set it up lke an arcade machine.

    They were still in the two malls I go to last I checked. I even asked the guy one day if the roms were legit. He said they were licensed. I said "Um Sure I bet." And continued to play excite bike for a while.

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  11. Pirates! by swat_r2 · · Score: 1

    One of these kiosks has just sprung up in the mega-mall around where I work. At lunch time I played on one, and I must say it was probably the worst controller I have ever touched. And they had the nerve to ask $79.99 for it. Hah!

    I showed my friends the article, I think we might just pose as NOA and shut em down :)

    1. Re:Pirates! by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      If you want one, and you can't find one cheap (or at all), epowerplayer.com (from someone's rat out to Nintendo e-mail) has them for $40 + $5 S&H.

      $80 is ridiculous, $65 only if the ROM is in a Famicart in the controller (no hacking, then).

  12. Good on Nintendo! by Random+Guru+42 · · Score: 1

    I hope that they can get them out of malls here in Canada too. Those things are such utter crap.

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  13. My wife bought one! by xaqar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    She thought it looked like a nice gift, they were charging "only" 59.99 for it. She brought it home, I said we were taking it back since they were illegal. Talk about a huge hassle to get them to take it back.

    I told them that the games weren't licensed. They said sure they are. I asked why Nintendo's logo wasn't on the box. They said I don't know. I kept insisting that I wanted my money back NOW.
    Eventually the guy calls his manager and talks to him on the phone for a couple of minutes. Then he wants me to talk to him. I gave the manager the same spiel, threatened to go to the police. The retail monkey got back on the phone again.

    Then he loads up Super Mario Brothers, which says Copyright Nintendo on the title screen. He tries to use this as proof that they are legal. I almost came unglued. The second retail monkey comes over and I explain to him that it's even unopened/unused, and it's illegal.

    Then this guy calls the manager, but it was to ask how to do a refund on the credit card machine.

    Stay away...stay far away.

    1. Re:My wife bought one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I said we were taking it back since they were illegal

      Oh my god. You have got to be the most square person I have ever heard of.

    2. Re:My wife bought one! by Guppy06 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    3. Re:My wife bought one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it isn't like they would make things up and pull a stunt like that just to draw in new customers.

    4. Re:My wife bought one! by g051051 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think this guy did the right thing. It was illegal, and he didn't want to be a party to a crime. His wife probably wouldn't have bought it if she knew it was illegal. I've seen these things in the malls, but never bought one because of obvious copyright violations.

      However, I have purchased most of the Jakks Pacific licensed game units. Itt's a great idea, as long as you don't break the law.

    5. Re:My wife bought one! by whitlock · · Score: 1

      True, but I believe it was more of an issue it was on the credit card, showing a purchase, as opposed to using cash. He could have sang a different song if the controller was purchased w/ cash, though this is pure speculation.

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    6. Re:My wife bought one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have this unit at the Meadows mall in Las Vegas!
      The system menu says something like 12000 in one (but really only has about 200 games in it) I thought it looked a bit strange.

    7. Re:My wife bought one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow thats crazy!
      I just saw one of these at a mall here. I mentioned to the people I was with "I cant believe they are doing that... no way nintendo licenced thoes games" and I read slashdot

      BTW I'm up in a smaller town on Vancouver Island, BC.

      for 59.99 thats rediculous.... (I didnt check the price up here) But I gotta say it brought ALOT of attention. People were crouded all around.

    8. Re:My wife bought one! by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      I'd expect this somewhere like China or Mexico, but how'd they figure they could get away with something like this in the US? Kinda funny, though. Trying to cash in like those atari control things, I guess.

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    9. Re:My wife bought one! by PatrickRes9 · · Score: 1

      To the anonymous retard who thought getting angry at someone selling illegal Nintendo products was "square". Im not entirely sure what you do for your money. Probably something illegal judging by your response and not knowing the value of money to working americans, but im a carpenter and a gamer. I work my ass off for my money. I severely doubt that this bullshit controller/system was anything I could begin to trust as lasting. Its probably made with a bunch of recycled parts. I dont want to piss away $60.00 on something that'll glitch up or break three weeks down the road. It really doesnt have much to do with saving the Nintendo a few bucks. Its a pile of recycled plastic with no crudentials being sold under the impression its made by a company whos renowned for making physicly sturdy products. Personaly..id rather let a horde of special olympics equipment managers pillage my body for three days without food and water then use that controller...but thats a matter of taste. This is a matter of money. Some third world country forcing 10 year olds into their basements to glue random parts together to form some half-wit jerry rigged garbage knock off product to sell to Americans certainly dont need my money. Or that guys money..or his wifes money. -The End

    10. Re:My wife bought one! by PatrickRes9 · · Score: 0, Troll

      PatrickRes9! you are SO right! you my friend..are a genetic god! I...sigh*..ill do whatever i can to become more like you in every way. You cant know how much of an influence your omnipotence has been on me. Sheer genetic perfection on every level. I think i speak for the rest of the world, even those 10 year olds making fraudulent products in their basements, when i say.... that...I love you....I-Love-you-man.

    11. Re:My wife bought one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, like the legit companies don't use sweatshops, anyway where is your evidence for these assertions? Because you buy a copied game machine doesn't mean you 'make your money from something illegally' - you've never broken the law, never parked on a yellow line, never home taped. Anyway, that 'half-wit gerry rigged garbage' is actually rather good and now being copied by people like atari with their joystick...

    12. Re:My wife bought one! by mebob · · Score: 1

      Divorce!
      Seriously, just keep the damn thing and play it. If you feel the need to tell nintendo and the kiosk whats going on, go ahead. I wouldn't act like you saving the world, things of this nature are sold all over the place. Go to any major city or some electronics/computer conventions and you'll find plenty which is more more damaging to the authors.

      If I see any more out there I'd let them know but maybe try to get a deal on one before they close up. I've probably already bought most of the games on there, and wouldn't even play it that much anyway. Either way it in no way affects future pachases of nintendo products.

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    13. Re:My wife bought one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is obviously an attempt to advertise these devices under the cover of a story about a store that won't accept refunds on unopened unused merchandise. I'm calling nintendo

    14. Re:My wife bought one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forgot to tick the Post Anonymous box eh? You stupid cunt.

    15. Re:My wife bought one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow. . . sounds pretty racist to me. . . I agree with the "anonymous retard" in calling the first guy a square. One could also argue that the wife doesn't know the value of money considering she bought a "pile of recycled plasic with no *crudentials*. . . half-wit jerry rigged garbage knock off. . ."

    16. Re:My wife bought one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To say she doesnt know the value of money because she was ignorant to something like that is rediculous. No...i am not racist. Suggesting that third world countries tend to abuse their children for labor isnt racist...its fact. Not to suggest that other countries dont as well, of course. Or even America. Merely..suggesting that from an american standpoint..third world countries are more renowned for it. But yes...im not entirely sure if everyone missed my point...im just saying..i wouldnt buy any illegal product simply because of the increased risk of it being faulty and the increased risk, therefor, of me wasting my money.

  14. Mall Of America had 2 of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the Mall Of America at first they had one, then they had 2 of the stands selling the shady consoles.

    Very shady - I could tell instantly they were a not authorize game machines.

    The booths at the mall usually sold these multi game machines and also a video table tennis game.

    On the machine themselves - no where on them had a mail address, UPC, or any copyright notices. The imaging on the packaging looked like some 80's rip off. I could swear half the images were directly stolen from toy ads from the 80's.

    They sold multiple models of the Nintendo system including a deluxe model with gun and two controllers. Base models had just one controller or two. They all had random amount of games usually hovering in the 16,000 listed on the box.

    AS someone else commented those are 16,000 in 1 type machines so about 60 games were usable. Games vary from Super Mario Brothers to contra to other games that never made it to us. But most of the games are hack or variations that does nothing to game play or skip you a few levels or instantly crash the game.

    Price - no where written or shown on the booth is the price. So you know you can price them down.

    I've heard some people get it for 65.00 if you say the right words 40.00.

    One other thing that makes it interesting is that the machine had the ability to handle Nintendo 8 bit cartridges. Mind you Asian / Japanese cartridges, not us, but if you had a converter it would still work.

    Also the controller had the analog Nintendo 64 stick on it but it was glued into place. So you can't actually use the joystick in the games.

    But happy they are closed down.... Though it would be nice if Nintendo made a 20 in 1 like that unlike the $20.00 game boy advance carts....

  15. Re:PS1 and PS2 by bobgoatcheese · · Score: 1

    The PS2 is FULLY backwards compatible with the PS1, controllers and memory cards included. This isn't something Sony kept under wraps, it was common knowledge when the PS2 was released.

    Also, every button on the PS2 dual-shock controllers is digital (save the start and select buttons), whereas the only digial component of the PS1 dual-shock controllers is the control sticks.

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  16. Re:PS1 and PS2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You obviously haven't tried to use a PS1 controler with a PS2 game that requires the controler be "presure sensitive" (example: The Bouncer). The PS1 controllers don't work with that game.

  17. Re:PS1 and PS2 by JimmehAH · · Score: 1

    The PS2 controllers have pressure sensitive buttons. You'd be missing out on that if you just used the old PS1 controllers.

    Not a big deal though. Shoulder triggers are a much better way of implementing pressure sensitve inputs.

  18. Shady names too by PigeonGB · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A relative bought me one of those systems. An N64-looking controller, along with a Sega Genesis-looking controller and a small pistol lightgun.

    The name of the system? I don't know. It had one name on the box, another on its side, and the system itself had a different name completely.

    The N64 controller had a slot which allowed you to play expansions...turns out that the slot was for Famicom games, which meant that it wasn't meant for American audiences really.

    Also the thousands of games weren't really thousands of games. They were maybe 60 games, listed thousands of times by different variations on their names.

    But that was not what irked me the most. What irked me the post was the game they called Pacman. It was actually a Mappy Land clone, which was weird because Mappy Land was one of the games listed! I want my Pac-man!!!

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    1. Re:Shady names too by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      You know, with something called a "Family Convertor", you can use US carts in a Asian Famic(om|lone).

    2. Re:Shady names too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're paying $45-60, you're getting ripped off. Just this past Monday I found one of these systems at a Japanese variety store. It was the one with the N64 style controller, the Genesis style controller, and the pistol light gun. It was $29.99. I remember seeing these things for the first time in the Los Angeles Garment District (outdoor marketplace) and they were asking $20 which I thought was too much. I simply use an emulator on my PC with a gamepad. My next project is to re-wire a Nintendo controller to use the PC gameport.

      Then, after I complete that I will begin converting my original StreetFighter arcade game (complete Jamma cabinet with six button controller) to run Mame on Linux.

  19. Re:PS1 and PS2 by karnal · · Score: 1

    Also, every button on the PS2 dual-shock controllers is digital

    I think you meant analog. This makes it fun for use in emulators on a PC, though, because my machine doesn't recognize much other than a pretty good press on the action buttons....

    The PS1 controllers rock for emulators, though.

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  20. Was wondering about that by cabjf · · Score: 1

    I've seen these kiosks and was wondering how they licensed all those Nintendo games. Now I know, they just took them!

  21. Re:PS1 and PS2 by kiddygrinder · · Score: 1

    I hate those analogue buttons, especially in any racing game where you can't turn the damned things off. after an hour or so of play my thumb hurt so much i just plugged in my old ps1 controller and put the other one away pretty much for good.

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  22. 64 Controller plugIntoTVthing by Satertek · · Score: 1

    I played one of these at a mall, it had something like 75,000(?) games. Don't know how that works, but I played Duck Hunt with the light pistol there for ten minutes or so. Also, it cost $65 if I remeber correctly.

  23. Letter I wrote to NOA Legal: by muel · · Score: 5, Informative

    I saw one of these in a booth at a huge fair in Dallas and called information immediately to get Nintendo's legal department on the line. The nice lady gave me an email address, and when I got home, I drafted the following letter. Amazing how stupid the guy manning the booth was, by the way, as you'll see below...

    To whom it may concern,

    I was at the State Fair of Texas today in Dallas, and inside the fair are a variety of booths with local crafts and the like. One booth was a bit odd, however - it featured a video game system that plugs directly into a TV and features older, nostalgic games, much like the recently-popular Pac-Man joysticks and the like. This one was different, however -- it copied the N64 controller to a T, if done in a much cheaper fashion, so at first I thought it was the iQue that is currently being sold in China.

    But it wasn't. This system featured over 7,000 NES ROMS in its memory: Perfectly-emulated copies of games like Super Mario Brothers, Duck Hunt, Bubble Bobble.... I didn't even bother copying the list, because basically, every single NES game ever made was included in this controller. The controller, sold with a light gun peripheral, was sold for $40 a pop at the stand. I checked the box for any seal of approval from Nintendo, but all I could find was a Chinese copyright. Though I didn't write down that information, the guy behind the counter was foolish enough to hand me an information sheet with contact information for the responsible company, which I've copied below:

    Super Joy III TV Game
    Performance Marketing Co.
    3861 Royal Troon Dr
    Round Rock, TX 78664
    512-244-7776
    www.epowerplayer.com

    The above website address actually includes all the information I listed and then some. This "Super Joy III" is some shady stuff, and as a dedicated Nintendo fan for many years, I am appalled to see such blatant disregard for Nintendo's copyrights in a for-profit product, so I called Nintendo of America on my cell phone and got this email address from the receptionist. I hope this is the correct contact information, and furthermore, that action is taken against this company's activity.

    Please feel free to contact me with any further questions.

    Thank you, (name and contact info removed)

    1. Re:Letter I wrote to NOA Legal: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are the $40 ones WITH the gun AND the second controller... *drool*

    2. Re:Letter I wrote to NOA Legal: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, our IP-hoarding overlords can sleep easy in their beds tonight knowing that there exist lick-spittling Uncle Toms like you just *itching* to rat up any infringers at a moment's notice!

    3. Re:Letter I wrote to NOA Legal: by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 2, Funny

      Didn't you learn from the Brady Bunch? No one likes a tattle-tale. And when you tattle on others you are really tattling on your self.

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    4. Re:Letter I wrote to NOA Legal: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      3861 Royal Troon Dr
      Round Rock, TX 78664

      according to www.wcad.org:
      CHANSON, MARIUS & GAYLE B
      3361 ROYAL TROON DR
      ROUND ROCK, TX 78664

  24. Action 52 off the shopping channel by ripbruger · · Score: 2, Funny

    Back when I was in grade 6, my Mom ordered one of these of The Shopping Network for us for Christmas. Damn thing would just cause the Nintendo to do a reset each time. IIRC, the cartiridge came with a note saying that the Action 52 would have to reset 4 or 5 times before it would start working. The casing was also clear plastic, and you could see that some of the circuits were wasting away and corroding. We sent it back and got another one, but it didn't work either. What a crappy waste of money...I should download that ROM though, always wondered how bad it really was.

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    1. Re:Action 52 off the shopping channel by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's interesting.

      You really should try the games though - you can find the ROMs here. They work perfectly in modern NES emulators, but I assure you these things have certainly given emulator developers some serious headaches, as well as some perfect test material on Badly Working Games. =)

      As for the games themselves, they're completely awful - "so bad they're good" kind of way. The cartridge intro with sampled voices and menu system are probably the most impressing bits of the thing. The games just aren't. They were completely awful. I was extremely amused for a while. I wouldn't have been amused at all if I had paid the full price for this thing though, but after getting this for free from the net, I can just say it's hilariously bad...

      I'm not a game programmer, but every time I play this stuff, I get the impression that I can make better games than this if only I bother to try! =)

    2. Re:Action 52 off the shopping channel by RedCard · · Score: 1

      FWIW, I remember the 52-in-one cartridge being marketed as the "51 and 1 in one".

      Just a tidbit of useless info.

    3. Re:Action 52 off the shopping channel by Quietust · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Damn thing would just cause the Nintendo to do a reset each time. IIRC, the cartiridge came with a note saying that the Action 52 would have to reset 4 or 5 times before it would start working.
      Since it wasn't licensed by Nintendo, it didn't have a lockout chip in it (which would normally chatter with a similar chip in the console and stop it from constantly resetting). Instead, it used some messed up hardware (usually consisting of a -5V charge pump) to literally try and stun the console's lockout chip into submission and let the game run.
      Obviously, these methods didn't always work; later versions of the frontloading console rendered most of these methods totally useless. The toploading NES can run them fine, though, since Nintendo decided to get rid of the NES lockout chip in the end (since that's what caused dirty carts to blink the screen).
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  25. Thank goodness. by xC0000005 · · Score: 1

    My wife bought one of these, and not only are these things illegal, they are crap. The controls are ridiculously stiff. Perhaps it could be soldered to a real NES controller, but why bother when I've got a real NES downstairs? I've played it a few times, but would gladly trade it for a PC running a decent emulator any day. I think there's around 40 actual games, lots of clones, and not many of them actually fun to play.

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  26. I got one for my birthday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A "friend" bought me one of these for my birthday. A few minutes after I plugged it in, I noticed it was getting a little warm. I kept playing, though, and the next thing I know the thing was on fire, and molten plastic was eating into my flesh. Then the silicon chips exploded, sending a thousand razor sharp flechettes into my eyes and face. I AM WRITING THIS FROM THE HOSPITAL EMERGENCY ROOM. I DO NOT HAVE LONG TO LIVE. PLEASE, IF YOU WANT TO SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE, DO NOT BUY THESE ILLEGAL PIRATE GAME CONTROLLERS!!

    1. Re:I got one for my birthday by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      How likely would that actually BE? It's well known that these things have NES-on-a-Chips (NT6578). The only processors that I would think would actually explode from overheating are Athlons and Pentium 4s w/o heat throttling.

    2. Re:I got one for my birthday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, I think it was a joke.

    3. Re:I got one for my birthday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How likely would that actually BE?

      About as likely as someone on Slashdot having a sense of humor.

    4. Re:I got one for my birthday by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      I fully understand that it was a joke. I was just wondering whether that was possible with hardware like that...

    5. Re:I got one for my birthday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you didn't. Don't start trying to cover up for it now just because you're too stupid to figure out if someone is being humourous.

  27. Possible Pictures by Impotent_Emperor · · Score: 1
    Since I don't think anyone's scrounged up some pictures, I think I found some via Google at http://cyberlander.free.fr/Mega-Joy-2.htm. It's in French, so I also passed it through Babelfish.

    I'm not sure how old the page is, through, since I think some dates on the page list it as 2002.

    1. Re:Possible Pictures by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      http://epowerplayer.com/ sells them for $40 + $5 S&H. This isn't a review, mind you, but I've played with ones of the same brand (that would cost $75 to buy where I played with them), and they were playable, but with major UI quirks (press the wrong button, and BAM, you're out of your game). The controllers weren't TOO chintzy. The gun wasn't easy to aim properly (although I was playing on a flatscreen CRT, which might throw it off)...

  28. Such impudence! by glowimperial · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can't believe that people would do such a thing!

    >>Goes back to plaing SNES ROMS

    1. Re:Such impudence! by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      My Super Wild Card was blank when I bought it and the only cartridges I've dumped are ones I own.

    2. Re:Such impudence! by glowimperial · · Score: 1

      The only ROMS I have are thew ones I own carts of or the ones that I played as a child. Yeah, that's it.

  29. Re:PS1 and PS2 by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

    YES... NFS:U is a PAIN on the thumbs, but the place I was at had a PS1 and controllers, so I grabbed one and took it to the PS2...

  30. Borzored by Fortran6502 · · Score: 1

    Too bad. I could've made an uber Beowulf cluster out of 'em!

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  31. Re:PS1 and PS2 by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

    The PS1 controllers worked fine with Need for Speed: Underground, which uses the pressure sensitivity. I was killing my thumbs on NFS:U with a PS2 Dual Shock, so I grabbed a simple PS1 full digital controller, plugged it in, and went. No, I couldn't do partial presses of the button to smoothly control my throttle. However, in that game, it's either tap the brakes and floor the gas, or just floor the gas...

  32. QVC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You usually see these on QVC every so often.

    I swear I'm gonna call in one of trhese days to teh testimonial line and verbally chew these people out.

    Look for it on eBaumsworld when it happens as well.

  33. Re:PS1 and PS2 by bobgoatcheese · · Score: 1

    Oops, you're right, I meant to type analog and got technology dyslexic.

    I personally am not a big fan of the pressure sensing buttons on the PS2 controller, it's a royal pain in the ass to push hard on them. As much as I hate the Game Cube controller, the analog shoulder buttons on them are a thing of beauty, even surpassing the excellent triggers on the Dreamcast controller IMHO.

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  34. Northridge, CA Mall had them by iankerickson · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember seeing these exact game systems being sold out of a courtyard kiosk just before this past Christmas at the Northridge mall here in LA. This extremely bored-looking guy with a beard was sitting on the kiosk stool playing the demo system to drum up interest. I asked him how much and he said $50.

    I tried the other demo system on the side of the cart. Yes, the controller & system were 1 unit with this CHEAP looking PCB board with contacts sticking out of the back. It looked like what it probably was, a ROM chip, only instead of a plastic housing like a real console cartridge, the chip was loosely wrapped with a folded piece of notebook paper. Riiiiggght.

    The system when booted up displayed list of "games" you could play on it, and it was not a short list, about 20-30 games listed on each page, and you could scroll down thru a couple pages of games, so the thing was loaded. Near the top was listed a "Teletubbies" game, which I chose so my daughter could watch me play it. The game was the NES version of Mario Brothers (not SuperMario, the original one) but with the sprites edited so instead of Luigi and Mario, you get Dipsy and Tinky-Winky! Eh-Oh...

    I remember very clearly what happened next. I was so proud of my little discovery, I turned to my wife and said "It's like it's got an emulator inside and just using a bunch of NES ROMs!" And the guy manning the booth set his controller down, got off his stool, and walked off into the crowd without looking back. At first I thought maybe he took a restroom break, but we hung out at that booth for about an hour, me trying the various games, while my wife watched my daughted play on the nearby kids toys. The guy never came back and no came to replace him. After that we went to the Apple Store to play Nemo, and GameSpot, and even after that the cashier never returned. He just abandoned the cart and probably drove all the way to the state line!

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    1. Re:Northridge, CA Mall had them by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      It is using a bunch of NES ROMs, but it's using the NES-on-a-Chip, not an emulator. The NOAC is a chip that performs all of the functions of the NES chipset.

  35. tried one of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    poorly made indeed! the cartridge fits very loosely into the underside of the modified n64 controller, so a wild index finger or a slight shake during an intense bout of urban champion will cause the game to reset, and the light gun pulled to right 30 degrees.
    the unit i tried also had a modified genesis controller for the second player, so i'm shocked sega hasn't gotten involved.

    1. Re:tried one of these by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      IIRC, Sega hasn't sued knockoff controller makers before, and it's not a modded Genesis controller, it's a knockoff.

  36. Wasted effort by shepd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This attempt to make these devices not exist won't work. At best, it might remove this one product from the market, and another two will spring up to replace it.

    The allure of easy money and the fact there's a starved market mean these things are here to stay. It's no different than the illegal TV market. How many illegal cable descramblers have been discovered in the past few years?

    And, just a while ago, thousands of people got letters in the mail saying DirecTV is going to sue them for pirating satellite TV. And there's still thousands of others doing it.

    These markets don't collapse under the court of law. In fact, as the law makes the products increasingly illegal, the market for them increases. Yeah, that's odd, but look at the situation:

    - Legal pirate device -- Easy to come by, near infinite supply, commodity pricing.
    - Semi-legal pirate device (shady, not yet busted) -- Harder to come by, smaller supply, prices are driven up
    - Illegal pirate device -- Really tough to come by, very tight supply, prices go very high
    - VERY Illegal pirate device (active prosecution) -- Extremely tough to come by, rare supply, prices have to compensate dealer for risk of jail time

    So, we go from a $40 pirate device, to a $1000 pirate device in no time. The funny thing is, in the end the people doing the illegal activities *benefit* from increased prosecution. It means they can raise prices. So long as they don't get caught, they make a killing scalping consumers.

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    1. Re:Wasted effort by dnixon112 · · Score: 1

      Nice try but did you stop to think about who would actually buy the thing if it cost $1000? Raising prices on a crappy product only goes so far.

      The point here is that Nintendo is stopping these retailers from 'legally' selling these things in malls and stores. You're never going to stop people from selling them on the street, but all the same it's worthwhile from Nintendo's perspective.

    2. Re:Wasted effort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except, of course, that in this case there is an upper limit to the sale. No one would pay $1000 for one of these pirate devices if they can get a GCN and 10 older games for $300.

    3. Re:Wasted effort by shepd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nice try but did you stop to think about who would actually buy the thing if it cost $1000? Raising prices on a crappy product only goes so far.

      I know this is tough to believe, but $1,000 was a hot deal on a pre-hacked illegal VideoCipher II board and receiver at the time. And that was $1,000 in 1980's $$$.

      I don't know what the limit is before people rub their brain cells together and realize it's cheaper to be legal instead of pirating, but it's really high.

      There's a wired article all about hacked VideoCipher boards somewhere... hmm... here it is.

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    4. Re:Wasted effort by Mage+Powers · · Score: 1

      I don't know if I'd buy one of these for $1000...

      Personally I consider rewarding people for pirating 100 times worse than just pirating, because by purchasing pirate devices I am voting with my money saying that piracy is good.

    5. Re:Wasted effort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you may want to be a little more realistic about the actual situation at hand. It's a shady, fake 'console' with unlicensed software. $1000? No, I don't think that'll happen anytime soon.

      You're partially right however that these devices won't cease to exist so soon. It's been going on for years, for that matter. I remember about 10 years ago (I'm not sure about the exact time, but it doesn't really matter), my dad bought me a used NES system with hundreds of these ROMs in-memory. He got it for a few bucks.

      The system was fun, but it mostly matched other's descriptions at this point. Shady. Lots of copies. Lots of hacks. Lots of freezes.

      Nonetheless, for a few dollars, it was no bad deal. Manufacture costs were extremely low due to the cheap components, and the thing was being sold in several second hand shops (even if they WERE 'new'), so they were extremely hard to track down.

      That having been said, my vote goes out to Nintendo on this one. I don't think they should pay attention to the average emulation nutter who plays a few ROMs on his system, but going after these guys seems like the right thing to do to defend their intellectual property.

  37. In the know we call them "Famiclones"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    These things are often referred to as Famiclones (Famicom clones) and dodgy peoples have been spitting these things out not long after the original Famicom itself appeared. Google for "Famiclone" and read all about it, the top site has over 240 variants. If you must have one then don't pay big $$$ for these, there is no telling how much bootleg 8bit Nintendo stuff has been spewed forth in the last 2 decades...

  38. Re:Stukach? Narc? Snitch? Tattletale? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    Whether or not someone would report a violation can be an indicator of how just a law is. If you don't report it, you imply a measure of consent for the activity.

  39. Not so much square as wise by AllenChristopher · · Score: 2, Informative

    Your wife buys you a crappy controller with 76 nintendo games on it that are freely available online via P2P. She spends $60 on it and it's a surprise for you.

    Do you a) tell your wife she bought a stupid thing that's completely worthless, but you appreciate the thought or b) point out that it's a con and say "you know, there are some things I'll pirate online, but we probably shouldn't support the industry."

    In the first case she chose a bad thing for you through ignorance. It's like you're disappointed in her. In the second, she was conned. She can feel righteously angry at the vendor. They're equally true.

    B is much kinder, and there's really nothing wrong with it. It's the spin I'd use, and it's *certainly* what I'd use when lambasting the clerk for a return.

  40. Malls? by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

    Hell, they were selling them on one of the home shopping channels! My wife bought me one for my birthday last year.

    They're actually not too bad; some fun games on them. But they are obviously hack jobs; one game labled as "Super Mario Brothers" was in actuality one of those hacked versions of SMB with Mario running around naked. Check those ROM's guys!

  41. Sheesh by Wog · · Score: 1

    They had them at Wolfchase in Memphis. I couldn't believe that in the days of the RIAA, they got away with such blatant rip-offs.

    The covers of most of these things had pictures of FF7's Cloud, Mario, Master Chief, etc.

    I asked the guy there about the legality, and he said something about copyrights being expired, then said Nintendo having approved them. Whatever.

  42. Need to pick up a few of them... by TJ_Phazerhacki · · Score: 1
    I recognized these in the store, but not as 64- Controllers. These are the best nes emulation chips on the bloody market!

    has an article on how to turn these things into handheld nes's. And by god, you can make really small nes/snes cobos as well!

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  43. Re:PS1 and PS2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pressure-sensitive buttons have their place. Ever play Metal Gear Solid 2 for PS2? The fact that you can ease up on the square button and put a weapon away instead of firing a shot... that's what the things were meant for; developers just misuse the technology.

  44. Super Porno Brothers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is another way to get in 1000A+++ games, include rom hacks. And I really doubt they check them for anything, even to see if what they shoved on there worked.

    It would be funny if someone was playing that or one of the many other nude hacks, on one of the mall kiosks.

  45. Illegal? Pffft. by mackman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Who cares. I got my for $45 bucks (apparently some kiosks sell them for $60 and some for $45, they're exactly the same). It's a lot of fun. I actually own a hundred or so NES games (many of the ones I play on this gizmo) so I don't fell too bad about the ROMS being pirate. It also has a NES cartridge slot in the back so you can play your own NES games.

  46. I have seen this crap too by jonwil · · Score: 1

    They have something on the informercial programs on TV here in australia called "arcade action" which looks like one of these things although instead of being a controller sized unit, its a larger unit that looks more like a traditional console.
    In any case, its highly unlikely that the games on this thing are endorsed by Nintendo, Namco, Konami, Atari, Capcom or whoever else.

  47. It's About Time by WebScud · · Score: 0

    I was wandering how long it'd take to pull those. They also have DDR mats and Dreamcast controllers at my mall. 100% illegal ROMs.

  48. Re:What an ungrateful asshat. by xaqar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dear assmonkey,
    I did not throw a fit to my wife first of all. You see, my wife and I have this thing where we talk about stuff, without being angry at each other. I told her I appreciated it, and explained to her that it was a bootleg product. She was surprised and a little upset that she had been taken. I know it's hard to understand how a successful normal relationship works, since you've probably never even talked to a woman. That's alright though. You'll get there someday.
    X

  49. Saw them recently in Raleigh by John+Harrison · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I am familiar with these devices, having bought about 10 of them three years ago on a trip to Taiwan. I gave them out as Christmas presents when I came home. They were very inexpensive in Taiwan. Even a model with two controllers and a light gun was less than $20. The games play the same as they do on a real Nintendo but the controllers don't work well and don't last long. That is both frustrating and expected I guess.

    When I say some for sale in a mall kiosk in the USA I went up to the young man that was selling them. I asked how they were able to import what was clearly a pirate device. He said, "If I'm selling it then it must be legal!" I told him that he clearly didn't know what he was talking about and he got angry with me. He was even madder when I told him in earshot of potential customers that what he was selling for $59.99 was available in Taiwan for $8.00.

  50. I saw one. It was scary. by tuxedobob · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They loaded up Contra. I, like all of you, I assume, remember the Konami code. I went to enter it....

    The guy says, "No, watch this!" HE HOLDS B AND START and I get 30 lives.

    I walked away scared.

  51. $79.99? by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1

    They're $29.99 here.

  52. New explanation for "legality" by saritonin · · Score: 1

    When I asked the sales droid at my local mall about it, he explained to me that copyright on the games had expired and thus, they were "up for grabs." Good to know that I was skeptical about this for a reason...

  53. Re:Stukach? Narc? Snitch? Tattletale? by TWX · · Score: 1

    "Whether or not someone would report a violation can be an indicator of how just a law is. If you don't report it, you imply a measure of consent for the activity."

    Exactly. I personally don't worry about people playing games on console emulators on their computers, especially since the games and consoles are basically end-of-lifed, but I do object to a middleman taking profit in distributing these, especially when lots of people buying them don't know that these are unlicensed. Nintendo sold products, in the form of a cartridge that contained the game. To the user it didn't matter that it was software, as it was a thing. It didn't come in a format that was consumer-readable by anything other than Nintendo's console, and the prices weren't terribly unreasonable.

    This is a direct application of old-school Copyright law, which was instituted to protect writers from publishers, who had the odd habit of running off extra copies of writers' works and distributing it for their own profit without paying the writer his or her due. In this case, people are copying and redistributing Nintendo's creations, without paying Nintendo or obtaining permission otherwise, and are making a profit in the process. These aren't some kids/people exchanging mp3s with no financial compensation to each other, this is outright, for-profit commercial piracy against a company that has typically been fair to its customers.

    If you want Nintendo games, go to a used electronics store. They have bins and bins of them, often for less than $5 apiece. Pawn shops do too. Systems are cheap, frequently less than $20, and you own the real thing, not some cheezy, half-assed emulator that has bugs.

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  54. Re:What an ungrateful asshat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear ungrateful asshat,

    If you even have a wife...

    If you aren't lying to cover up your own stupidity...

    You are still the lamest ... man ... EVAR!!!

  55. Friend was selling them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Had a friend that was selling these machines at one of the local malls.

    He told me they were really crappy, but only cost $40 (the woman who hired him said that she was making a killing on them).
    I guess that most of the folks around here recognised how bad they were because he thought it was a "good day" when he sold two of them.

    I don't think that it really would bother him to know that they are pirated though. You have to consider that as an overseas student, he has used copied textbooks, pirated computer programs, and worked in violation of his visa, to be able to afford an American college education.

    Right or wrong, that is what A LOT of these people are doing, while attending Universities in the US. And many of them will be some of our leading scientists, IT people, and corporate officers in the coming years.

    Anyway, I'd turn him in if he wasn't one of the hardest working, most reliable, and smartest people I've ever known. Guess I'll tell him bug out on his boss before the crap hits the fan...

  56. Re:Illegal? Pffft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh. I bought one for my g/f. Came with 2 controllers and a light gun. Seemed like a good way to get her interested in games. She liked SMB, the original Mario Bros, and a couple others on there. The guy wanted 60 bucks for it. I got him down to $35. Still a rip since they probably cost less than 10 bucks, but she likes it and we actually get to play some games together now, so it was totally worth it :)

  57. Re:What an ungrateful asshat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Im with the guy that says you are a square. Like sirens will fill your ears and they will take you to illegal Nintendo prison. haha. Square.

  58. Re:Stukach? Narc? Snitch? Tattletale? by B4RSK · · Score: 1

    If you want Nintendo games, go to a used electronics store. They have bins and bins of them, often for less than $5 apiece. Pawn shops do too. Systems are cheap, frequently less than $20, and you own the real thing, not some cheezy, half-assed emulator that has bugs.

    Not always legal this way either.

    My memory of this is a bit faint now as time has passed. But a few years ago one of the big game companies (Sony I *think*) successfully sued a used games retailer here (here = Japan). Sony claimed and apparently proved that users have no rights to resell their games.

    There was quite a bit of publicity around this at the time, but it has died down since and there are still a lot of used shops around. If the verdict stands though it is only a matter of time before shops start to get shut down.

    It isn't any different than MS limiting your ability to transfer an OEM Windows license from one machine to another. Sure, you "own" the license, but that doesn't always mean you can do what you want. :(

    Ian

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  59. I'll take it off your hands by DABANSHEE · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I feel no obligation in complying with laws that arn't in sync with my own moral code.

    As far as I'm concerned trademark law & copyright law should be treated & enforced no differently than Patent law. Meaning Nintendo's only recourse should be to use the civil court system to sue the makers, sellers & end-users of products that break their copyrights or use their trademarks. Copyright law should not be the business of the criminal court & if copyright holders want to prevent end-users from buying & using products that break their copyrights, it's only recourse should be to sue each end-user individually.

    So while the corporate world's lobbyists & the US govt have been using their influence to get govts arround the world put copyright provisions in their criminal law codes (a process that's been going on in one form or another since WWII), I'll make my protest by feeling no obligation to comply with copyright laws. As such if you have some hangup over your woman's game controller, I'm quite happy to take it (or maybe her) off your hands.

    1. Re:I'll take it off your hands by Eric+S.+Smith · · Score: 1
      ... if copyright holders want to prevent end-users from buying & using products that break their copyrights, it's only recourse should be to sue each end-user individually.

      Not if you ask me...

      They should go after the creators and publishers of the infringing works, not the people who buy them. The purchaser, provided that he or she has not commissioned the work, is neither violating the copyright nor causing it to be violated. The creator and publisher, on the other hand, are likely profiting from the infringement, and damages would most sensibly be recovered from them.

      Or so it seems to me, unless someone has case law that says something different.

      Nitpicking aside, I agree that copyright and similar "intellectual property" matters really ought to remain in the civil, not criminal, arena.

    2. Re:I'll take it off your hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel no obligation in complying with laws that arn't in sync with my own moral code.

      Well for your sake, I hope you never run into someone who's "own moral code" isn't in sync with laws against murdering anarchist punks.

    3. Re:I'll take it off your hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I feel no obligation in complying with laws that arn't in sync with my own moral code.


      God, I hope you have some qualms about killing, raping, or physically abusing people...

    4. Re:I'll take it off your hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      let me guess...
      1-you live in your mommies basement
      2-you never had to work for anything
      3-you are worth nothing so everything should be free
      4-you lack morals to start with, so use it as an excuse and reason to steal...

  60. Walt Whitman Mall of NY has um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I walked by the kiosks thinking, "no way, excitebike, but over 100 games? That sounds like a rom rip".

    I was tempted to get one, but it didn't occur to me that they were actual pirated roms.

    Walt Whitman's a ritsy mall, I'm surprised they sell roms like that.

    1. Re:Walt Whitman Mall of NY has um by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Heh, I saw that when I was there. For a ritzy spot, they have some weird carts. Even one that sells hermit crabs.

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  61. Most rediculous thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These game controllers are a product nintendo don't make, very convienient + nice... most people who buy one have bought nintendo products already (not to mention the rediculous way nintendo milks their licensees)... Jesus, I suppose the same person never home taped!

  62. From far east by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've been available in other countries for ages, in fact I'm pretty sure the ligit ones are blatently trying to cash in on whats worked for the pirates. Theyve done the inovation and now the ligit companies are doing it too, if everyone was as uptight as this bloke then this inovation would never have happened.

  63. wouldn't have mind by DyslexicDan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sould have picked up a few when I saw them at my mall. They were nifty little things. Most of what was sold was old games that you can't really get here anymore (some being the key word here). I'm kind of sad that they got closed down so fast. But then again these people really didn't have the snap that a classic Korean game counterfiters has. When they pirate something they make it look like art.

  64. Where did you study law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't think so.

  65. Re:What an ungrateful asshat. by scovetta · · Score: 1

    I'm with the square. I think relationships should be based on mutual trust, understanding, and the ability to talk through issues without resorting to anger.

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  66. Re:Stukach? Narc? Snitch? Tattletale? by NighthawkFoo · · Score: 1

    Japan has odd IP laws - I believe that games have to specifically licensed for rental - you can't just buy some at the store and rent them to anyone.

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  67. Re:Stukach? Narc? Snitch? Tattletale? by B4RSK · · Score: 1

    Japan has odd laws in general, many of which are ignored by society and police.

    You are correct about the special versions for rental. Not only games, but also CDs, DVDs, video tapes, etc. A CD for rental is about 15,000yen. You certainly do *not* want to lose a rental CD -- you get to pay for its replacement.

    Ian

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  68. 76000 apparently refers to levels by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    We've got one of these vendors in the mall. When asked what the 76000 referred to, he said it referred to the total number of levels in all the games. Admittedly, he may have been talking out of his ass...

    I will admit that I'm tempted to grab one of these things were it not for that I have no idea how hardy/fragile they are, let alone the legalities. Well, and of course I'll probably get it online where it's cheaper.

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  69. Selling Used Products by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    I believe the same thing was "proved" for CDs several years back too. Best I remember, the case got thrown out for private individuals selling amongst each other, but that retail stores had to get some kind of a vendor license.

    It isn't any different than MS limiting your ability to transfer an OEM Windows license from one machine to another. Sure, you "own" the license, but that doesn't always mean you can do what you want. :(
    They key difference here is that you actually are purchasing a video game rather than a license AFAIK. Things like Windows and 3D Studio are not able to be resold because they explicitly state that you are only purchasing a non-transferrable license for use. I've yet to see such an assertation on a video-game box.

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  70. They're plain as day by defile · · Score: 1

    There are stores offering them for play and sale in New York, on 14th street between 5th and 6th avenue.

    Every morning I walk past and see someone playing Mario Bros. or Contra.

  71. Not illegal if you owned all those games right? by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 1

    Most of us dumped a bazillion dollars into nes games back then. Did you happen to own all the games that were on that device?

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    1. Re:Not illegal if you owned all those games right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that owning the system in question is illegal, much the same as roms, you can indeed own the rom if you now own the original copy of the game, however the selling of the device is illegal because you're selling the roms, and as far as the well we're only selling at the price it takes to manufacture argument goes, i've seen the machines, played one , bought one, and took it back getting my money back , because much like this guy, I realised it was illegal. If that piece of plastic garbage took 60 bucks to manufacture i'll personally hand over my ps2 controller and never game again.

  72. Re:What an ungrateful asshat. by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

    No, I think you threw a fit. Yeah. You threw a fit. A great big fit! And your wife cried. And you gloated. And then you went to beat up some minimum wage college student that you continually berated in your post. What a dick.

  73. PS2 not fully compatible.... by wikthemighty · · Score: 1

    There are a handful of PS games that use video modes that the PS2 cannot handle, like some games on the Arcade Party Pack.

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  74. PSOne controller great for many PS2 games by wikthemighty · · Score: 1

    For any game that does not directly benefit from the analog pad/buttons (like racing games) I stick with my PSOne controller as the buttons seem to react a bit faster, and just feel better.

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    "There are people who do not love their fellow human being, and I _hate_ people like that!" - Tom Lehrer
  75. Personal experience by mrbobjoe · · Score: 1

    I bought one of these, the only problem I have with it is the low quality of the digital control pad. It works great with my NES games (with a NES->Famicom convertor). I'm finally able to play SMB3 again, my old NES would occasionally work with my other games but not this one. Upon opening the controller I found a screw missing that holds the main circuit board (with the contacts for the buttons), inserting a screw here seemed to help matters a bit.