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Web Comics Make The Small Screen

darkCanuck writes "A year and a half ago, three guys wrapped up a Flash-based story taking three years of work, spanning twenty-four chapters in twelve hours. This afternoon they began offering Broken Saints as a DVD set (four discs), the entire series at $39.99 US. It's been tweaked, to say the least, to 5.1 surround sound, updated art and effects for more than half of the production, subtitles in six languages and voice narration from such people as Cancer Man from the X-files (William B. Davis), among other notables. It's an impressive feat for any studio, in my opinion, but three canucks in their spare (and not so spare) time ... that's incredible. If you haven't seen it, check it out since the chapters are still available at the website." Just as pressing -- An anonymous reader writes "You can now buy all 100 Strong Bad Emails as a boxed set of 3 DVDs. If you live under a rock, Strong Bad is freakin' awesome. You can buy it here."

144 comments

  1. Pleased (But Sticky) by omghi2u · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am pleased but sticky about this.

    Yes it is great these are coming to DVD.

    Yes it is huge for the sub-industry.

    BUT, as with what we saw happen to anime, eventually the sludge will come too.

    Beware!

    Doooomed! Dooomed!

    1. Re:Pleased (But Sticky) by krymsin01 · · Score: 1

      As with anything, I suppose. It's just good to see some good independant animation coming out.

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    2. Re:Pleased (But Sticky) by omghi2u · · Score: 1

      I mean, to tell you the truth, even I (and ~mcsneer) have our own crappy webcomic! Anyone can have one, and as such, once companies run out of stuff to release / once demand eats up all the market has to offer, junk such as what I work on might even *SHOCK* get out there!

      Shameless plug: http://www.animeod.com/zaenoopress/

      But anyhoo... just imagine if something like what WE did was made into flash and then released onto DVD....

      It would indeed be a sad day.

      "And then he consumed them."

    3. Re:Pleased (But Sticky) by Akki · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you ask many (me included), Broken Saints *is* sludge. I can't imagine anyone actually paying for it.

    4. Re:Pleased (But Sticky) by blanks · · Score: 1

      Happy Tree Freiends has been doing this for a while, you can even buy their DVD's in hot topic.

    5. Re:Pleased (But Sticky) by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "BUT, as with what we saw happen to anime, eventually the sludge will come too."

      True, but technically this phenomenon has nothing to do with anime or web comics. There is a greater 'Law' at work here: "90% of anything is shite"

  2. fucking fanboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you live under a rock, Strong Bad is freakin' awesome. You can buy it here."

    Right. Because if I have no idea what Strong Bad is, I've been living under a rock.

    And you wonder why they make that comic book store owner as annoying as they do on the Simpsons.

    1. Re:fucking fanboys by omghi2u · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To quote a friend of mine.

      "Homestar runner is the online event of our generation."

      www.homestarrunner.com

      You'll be addicted...fast.

    2. Re:fucking fanboys by YowzaTheYuzzum · · Score: 2, Funny

      Right. Because if I have no idea what Strong Bad is, I've been living under a rock.

      Correct.

    3. Re:fucking fanboys by eclectro · · Score: 1


      I have heard some say that Strongbad is the best thing about Flash. I would have to agree with them.

      I wonder if Macromedia gives them free software. If they don't, they should.

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    4. Re:fucking fanboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yah I know what you mean. I just checked it out, it seems pretty lame. Probably just another site for lewsers to check out in their spare time and have 'inside' jokes about with all their internet 'friends.' Grow up dicks.

    5. Re:fucking fanboys by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you live under a rock, Strong Bad is freakin' awesome.

      If you live under a rock, anything is freakin' awesome.

    6. Re:fucking fanboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, you just live under a different rock. We all live under our own rocks.

    7. Re:fucking fanboys by phaggood · · Score: 0

      > If you live under a rock, Strong Bad is freakin' awesome. You can buy it here."
      >Right. Because if I have no idea what Strong Bad is, I've been living under a rock.

      No, I believe what he means is that only if you live under a rock will you find SB "freakin' awesome".

      Otherwise, you'll probably just find it very humorous like me.

      Also, isn't 'f**king fanboys' a contradiction, or do you suggesting they expand their viewing parties into NAMBLA meetings?

    8. Re:fucking fanboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why?

      Seriously.. why? I really didn't find the site either funny or particularily entertaining. It's just silly, but not silly enough to be funny.

    9. Re:fucking fanboys by avronius · · Score: 1

      From www.homestarruner.com, spoken by same:
      Homestarrunner. It's dot com.

      Still makes me laugh!

    10. Re:fucking fanboys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relax.

      The only Internet cliche more widely used than "living under a rock" is "Wash. Rinse. Repeat".

      Don't take it personally.

    11. Re:fucking fanboys by SpecBear · · Score: 1

      Funny, I read that and thought "So if I lived in a dark, dank place with no light or exposure to the outside world, I'd think Strong Bad is awesome. Since I don't, my mileage may vary."

    12. Re:fucking fanboys by TheMeddler · · Score: 1

      I assume you are in my cousin's generation. He is nine years old...

      In my eyes, HSR is OK, but nothing special.

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    13. Re:fucking fanboys by Schnarl · · Score: 1

      DUDE! Rocks like... ROCK!

  3. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  4. Re:hmmmm by omghi2u · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In the name of all the fans out there, let me serve as counsel.

    SB is part of the comedy nuvo, the online WTF OMGBBQ generation. For us, this kind of thing is just awesome.

    Sometimes something that makes no sense, is completely off topic, or just utterly stupid gets the best laughs.

    I know people who say out loud "Dot dot dot..."

    The same crowd who's into these things :D

  5. But for the rest of us ... by Soong · · Score: 4, Funny
    If you live under a rock, Strong Bad is freakin' awesome

    But for all of us non sub-rock dwellers, Strong Bad is just a stupid wast of time.
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    1. Re:But for the rest of us ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, partially. I agree that some things that are stupid actually are funny. For me, that would be Aqua Teen Hunger Force. In my opinion though, Strong Bad is just a "waste of time". It's not even funny or stupid, just a waste of time.

    2. Re:But for the rest of us ... by GoodbyeBlueSky1 · · Score: 1

      In fact any URL beginning with the domain homestarrunner should be avoided at all costs.

      I'd say "maybe it's just me, but I don't get it", but I'm not going to. Cuz that shit is undeniably stupid.

      Sorry for the rant, I'm just tired of people telling me how brilliant flash cartoon x is and how I shouldn't be missing it.

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  6. Um never heard of this by Jack9 · · Score: 1

    I mean, I might have heard it among the thousands of ppl who visit fark, slashdot, homstarrunner, penny-arcade, user friendly, ad nauseam, but my break time has always kinda had a priority list that didn't want to fit in heavy flash stories, which is what this site looks like. The intro text sounds a lot like the intro from http://www.eccentris.com/

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    1. Re:Um never heard of this by Parnic · · Score: 1
      ...my break time has always kinda had a priority list...
      ...and right on top of that list is letting people know what I think through my Slashdot comments.

      You're truly one of us, sir :P.
  7. Re:Racism. by hfis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Flamebait?

    I don't mean to feed the troll or anything, but he/she has a good point. I have quite a few Canadian friends, and I'm sure if I called them 'Canucks' I'd get punched in the face quicksmart.

    Also, check out Dictionary.com - it lists 'Canuck' as an offensive slang.

    It's just a matter of time before someone else gets offended.

  8. Re:faGoRz by krymsin01 · · Score: 1

    If that's a markov chain text generator, you'll get better results if you use a larger granual size (i.e. find every word that follows the last two or three words).

    The only problem with that is that sometimes it'll get stuck in a loop, so you need to have a fallback to a smaller granual size if you generate fewer than say three elements that match your requirements.

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  9. Re:Racism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you meant "USian monkey assboys" there, pal.

  10. Re:hmmmm by omghi2u · · Score: 1

    The words "real" and "normal" are only relative terms.

    The true language is the language of the heart, and such, what makes me laugh is "real" to me and I find "funny." And since our hearts are different, we laugh at different things.

    This geek/gamer/etc (Think us who read slashdot!) find something funny, it's not neccesarily comedy by classical terms, but it works for us.

    Example: I find it hilarious when webcomics incorporate the personalities of friends of the authors into the strips! Those just rule, when you can understand some part of someone you know making it online into our own little "in joke."

    :D

  11. Money from DVD? by Squideye · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe they can be used to replace the poor, departed, Compy 386. :'(

    And if you don't get Strong Bad, then you don't. Who cares? Crapfully yours,

    1. Re:Money from DVD? by eclectro · · Score: 1

      Knowing Strongbad, he is always four computer generations behind.

      I expect he will find a 486sx with windows 3.1 or something like that.

      His first computer was a tandy 400 (tandy never made a 400) with a "green screen" that haunted him after he disposed of it in a rather uncaring way.

      Strongbad is an aquired taste like beer and olives. Occasionally he is a riot, like with today's email.

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    2. Re:Money from DVD? by daeley · · Score: 1

      beer and olives

      Ewwwwwwwwwww. Olives are bad enough, but in your sweet, sweet beer? Ewwwwww!

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  12. Homestar's Strongbad e-mail by freakmn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Today's strongbad e-mail mentions Linux, although briefly, not flatteringly, nor in correct context. I would say it is the funniest one ever. Here is a direct link.

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    1. Re:Homestar's Strongbad e-mail by eclectro · · Score: 1

      Have you being using the internet irresponsibly? Not more irresponsible than usual.

      Did you get a computer virus? No

      Did you get 400,000 computer viruses? Yes. Very yes!

      classic.

      I wonder what he is going to replace the compy386 with, and whether it will have a gui or still be dos.

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    2. Re:Homestar's Strongbad e-mail by RailGunner · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm hoping for a Pentium 75Mhz running Slackware. I can see it now:

      $./strongbad_mail

      Dear Strong Bad,
      How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

      $rm -f

      DELETED!

    3. Re:Homestar's Strongbad e-mail by eclectro · · Score: 1

      Pentium 75 MHz is way too new for Strongbad. I'd bet that it's gonna be a 486sx.

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  13. Borken Linke by Squideye · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ah, crap. I meant departed Compy 386, not a link to a nonexistent Slashdot page...

    Anyway, if you want to get a sense of the site, check out "The Interview" on the "Shorts" page, perhaps the best gateway 'toon on the site.

    1. Re:Borken Linke by jedinite · · Score: 1

      Direct link to "the interview

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  14. Um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "BUT, as with what we saw happen to anime, eventually the sludge will come too."

    Anime has always had crap, just like any other style or media type...

    1. Re:Um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe, but it was filtered because the crap wasn't translated and exported.

  15. Re:Racism. by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 1

    Are you serious? I'm a Canadian myself... and I don't think that the thought ever occured to me that the term Canuck was politically incorrect. That must be some weird thing that you yanks thought up.

  16. Defective site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It looks like the site is just a useless flash intro, I never stay through an intro. Oh well, back to my Futurama DVDs.

  17. Re:Racism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So tell us, what are the traits of the Canadian RACE?

  18. Re:Racism. by Vectorferret · · Score: 2, Informative

    Canuck is not an offensive word. Would a CANADIAN hockey team be called the Canucks if it was a way of insulting us?

  19. Re:Racism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe someone should tell the Vancouver Canucks?

    - a proud Canuck

  20. All 100 emails? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    "You can now buy all 100 Strong Bad Emails as a boxed set of 3 DVDs. If you live under a rock, Strong Bad is freakin' awesome. You can buy it here."

    'All' 100 emails? This week saw the release of email 118.

  21. Better Link to Broken Saints Site by CritterNYC · · Score: 4, Informative

    The website won't work with most popup-blockers enabled, so here's a direct link.

    1. Re:Better Link to Broken Saints Site by stx23 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm, is that maybe why strongbad isn't appearing as funny? Is firefox's inbuild pop-up blocker interfering with the humour?

  22. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This geek/gamer/etc (Think us who read slashdot!) find something funny, it's not neccesarily comedy by classical terms, but it works for us.

    Ah, this is one of those clique things, is it? "If you don't get XXX, then you don't belong here", where XXX is whatever the writer happens to like. Riiiight.

    Now FOAD, 'tard.

  23. Three words by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    Worst... Post... Ever...

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  24. Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Flash-based stories are awesome, and by awesome I mean totally sweet.

    Flash-based movies flip out and kill people all the time. Like this one time, I saw a Flash-based movie in a resturant. And some guy dropped a fork. The Flash-based movie uppercutted the guy in the head and didn't tink twice about it! Then he popped like 16 boners and wailed hard on his guitar.

    I am Anonymous Coward, and I can't stop thinking about Flash-based movies.

    1. Re:Sweet by mr+i+want+to+go+home · · Score: 1
      "...I can't stop thinking about Flash-based movies."

      There's far too much computer in your computer, and not enough...typewriter.

    2. Re:Sweet by FluffyPanda · · Score: 1

      Now that is what I call Real Ultimate Power!

    3. Re:Sweet by 74nova · · Score: 1

      i think its a bad sign that i got that joke and laughed

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  25. Re:Racism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A taste for crappy beer and stupid sports, eh?

  26. Re:Racism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't speak for any Canadians other than myself but I have never been offended by the term 'canuck.' I suppose it could be used as an insult if a few other choice words were thrown in but overall I don't think you're going to find many Canadians offended by it. We have a hockey team called the Vancouver Canucks, you can find a Canadian comic book called 'Captain Canuck' and we often refer to ourselves as canucks. I think you'll find more people proud of the term than offended by it.

  27. Comics by tuxedobob · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's a REASON I hate comics. Print COMICS , that is. They randomly feel the NEED to put random words IN bold and italics. Usually, these WORDS are not what you would emphasize if you WERE speaking, and they're not ALWAYS of any importance. I find IT distracting. DOES anyone else?

    1. Re:Comics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the Shatner's scripts were all written in comic book form? Explains a lot.

    2. Re:Comics by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      You need to stop reading Zippy the Pinhead

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    3. Re:Comics by masspiker · · Score: 1

      Oh god yes. But at least print comics let you skip ahead. I watched the first chapter for perhaps 3 minutes before I blacked out. That thing moved so slowly I think ice formed on my monitor.

  28. Re:hmmmm by Timothy+Chu · · Score: 3, Insightful
    It's funny to those of us who...

    remember typing on monochrome monitors

    watch enough anime to appreciate certain exaggerated features

    enjoy correcting and ridiculing spelling errors

    can identify with characters who are bullied in a playful way, and remind us of our youth

    used to own or play those pixelated console atari games

    owned a single-tone keyboard with that cutesy demo song

    can appreciate some clean humour

    <tim><

  29. Re:Racism. by RajoftheRings · · Score: 1

    Yeah... it's racist.... that's why we call one of our pro hockey teams the Canucks. Not that it matters this year.... :-(

  30. Rathergood videos by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.rathergood.com/ Have been on TV for a while now. They make flashs to music and feature on channel 4 in the UK. Recently Weebl and Bob have also started to do many adverts (for anchor butter). Not to mention Rather good also doing some adverts.

    Flash is a very stylish art form, when done right it's fantastic to watch. But when it's done wrong it's like a 4 year old drawing.

    As soon as people catch on to this, everyone and their dog will attempt to do these because "Hey it can get me rich!"

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    1. Re:Rathergood videos by Schnarl · · Score: 1

      But, Weeble has PIE! PIE! When he comes back, he brings PIE!

  31. Characters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the kind of cartoon where you kinda need to know the characters to 'get it'. If you want to get it, take my advice - spend just an hour or so watching a bunch of Strong Bad emails. You'll soon 'get it' and love it. That's exactly how I got hooked. .. And Compy.. I pine for you..

  32. Happy Tree Friends by hempdog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Happy Tree Friends has been doing this for quite some time aswell. Check them out as some of the episodes are hilarious. Currently they have released three DVDs.

    1. Re:Happy Tree Friends by BobWeiner · · Score: 1

      I concur - Happy Tree Friends is great! Several orders funnier than HomeStarRunner, especially if you're into woodland creatures committing random acts of outrageous violence.

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    2. Re:Happy Tree Friends by antoy · · Score: 1

      It is funny, but I think Homestar's better if you are tired of the 'violent funny' prevalent in web comics/flash movies.

  33. I knew there was a catch by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 1
    ...voice narration from such people as Cancer Man from the X-files
    You mean "C.G.B. Spender." As in spend. See, I was with you up until that point! I'm broke, you insensitive clod!
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  34. Re:Racism. by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    That must be some weird thing that you yanks thought up.

    Another case in point. I my self am not offended by being called a Yank, and like the Canuck's there is a team named the Yankees.

    Yank is a funny case though. From a Southern American standpoint it technically refers to people from states that didn't break off to form the Confederate States of America, I.e. New England and other northern states. While states that border Canada are populated by people who typically don't mind the term Yank/Yankee, I imagine there are people in *The South* who might be offended. After all, they still call other non-Southerners Yankees as well and do NOT consider them selves to be Yankees.

    I have met Canadians who take offence to the term Canuck. They were all from nortern Manitoba. I'm unclear of any historical reasons behind this.

    Neither one should be considered a racial or even ethnic slur as both nations are too multi-cultural.

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  35. Re:Racism. by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    Yeah... it's racist.... that's why we call one of our pro hockey teams the Canucks. Not that it matters this year.... :-(

    Yes, it would unheard of to call any professional team something that could be considered to be racially derogatory. Oh wait, the Washington Redskins. D'oh!

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  36. Re:Racism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A taste for crappy beer and stupid sports, eh?

    Sorry, that's American. See Football and Budwiser.

    The racial traits of a Canadian are

    1. A taste for lager
    2. Obsession with hockey
    3. Standing up and yelling "I am Canadian" when that Molson commercial was on
    4. Being able to say beaver with a straight face

  37. Re:Racism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Usa (OO-sah) is a small island off the coast of Taiwan. Residents of this island are called Usians.

    We prefer Yank because it pisses off South!

  38. WTF is Broken Saints? by jonr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The trailer seemed to be random rambling and cuts. Trailers are supposed to make movie more attractive, not less...

    1. Re:WTF is Broken Saints? by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Yea I even skipped the trailer and went onto chapter 1. It still was not attractive. The drawings were sub-par. And the story is quite dull, It seems like a normal D&D Campaign to me. I get the feeling that they are trying to hard about making it artful that they forgot to make a story out of it.

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    2. Re:WTF is Broken Saints? by 74nova · · Score: 1

      exactly what i did and thats exactly what i thought of it. its pretty, tho im not into that style. i just kept waiting for something to happen. ive been reinstalling my box at the table across the room and have no trouble walking away from episode one of the broken saints stuff to check on it. the sounds are decent, the drawrings are ok, but the story is slow as hell. i dont know if its called cinemetography(i doubt it), but whatever its called, it was ok. appealing at least. but to beat a dead horse... teh story is teh suxxors!!1111eleven

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    3. Re:WTF is Broken Saints? by webshifter · · Score: 1

      Not having the attention span of a fruit fly helps one recognize that Broken Saints is actually a ground breaking epic tale that has global recognition and reaches out to a surprisingly large cross-section of society.


      This online story was the unpaid, non-commercial work of a few individual that expanded and improved over the course of a few years. As the story expands, so does their skill in telling it, and illustrating it. It's worth spending the time to get into it. Like all epics, the first few chapters lay groundwork that might be a bit tedious to wade through. But the payoff is big as the real story begins to unfold. Remember it's a 12 hour story, not a 2 hour feature film.


    4. Re:WTF is Broken Saints? by JayBlalock · · Score: 1

      It gets better. The thing was created over the course of more than 2 years. The artwork and programming in the early chapters seems clunky, especially today when cinematic Flash animations are pretty standard. As the series went on, it got increasingly better, and the second half is pretty much non-stop excellence. The biggest problem is it takes too long to get going. The first half of the series really should have only been the first third. Ultimately, though, it's quite rewarding if you have the patience to get through the early episodes.

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  39. Live under a rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If you live under a rock, Strong Bad is freakin' awesome

    And, that correctly describes fans of Strong Bad.

    There are more than 100 strong bad emails too.

  40. Re:Racism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would if they weren't owned by Canadians.

  41. Re:hmmmm by aussie_a · · Score: 1

    # enjoy correcting and ridiculing spelling errors

    You need help. Now.

  42. Subliminal answer by TuringTest · · Score: 1

    REASON COMICS NEED IN WORDS WERE ALWAYS IT DOES

    It's almost poetical.

    (Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
    Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.)

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  43. Hey by superdan2k · · Score: 1

    Don't forget Foamy over at Ill Will Press -- that shit is available on DVD, too.

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  44. I can't handle Flash comics by Illserve · · Score: 3, Informative

    The whole point of the comic book format, with you know...the words, is that you can read at your own pace, speeding up or slowing down as your attention waxes and wanes. And if you want to go back and check something, you can.

    I'm sure this story is great, and the artwork is obviously excellent, but it drives me absolutely nuts when I'm forced to read at a slow measured pace. I'm willing to bet that this is the case for everyone but the most ardent fanboys.

    Also, being unable to pause for an 18 minute stretch is awful.

    My advice is that these guys collapse their production into a standard comic format, I'd love to read it then.

    1. Re:I can't handle Flash comics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of it as less of a Flash-based webcomic, and more of a Flash-based mini-cartoon. Ignore the vector nature of Flash and think of it as a really good compression format for a movie, and it'll feel more natural. Not being able to pause is, granted, a pain in the ass.

    2. Re:I can't handle Flash comics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, being unable to pause for an 18 minute stretch is awful.

      Err... so I guess going to the theater is out of the question for you? Lord of The Rings would probably kill you...

    3. Re:I can't handle Flash comics by Illserve · · Score: 1

      If people talked as slowly in a movie as they do in this, noone could bear it.

      "Why?" (5 seconds)

      "I had done terrible things" (12 seconds)

  45. Re:Racism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for the link to the Yankees. I didn't believe you until I read the link. I've never heard of the Yankees until now.

  46. eh.... by 74nova · · Score: 1

    how do you explain this then?

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  47. It was free, and I didn't want it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I started watching the thing expecting something ..anything... interesting to happen.

    It never did.

    I think I got about 1/3 of the way through it.

    I wouldn't download it for free; I can't imagine paying for this. Its really really mediocre, and that's being kind. Maybe too kind.

  48. Re:Racism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    1. A taste for lager
    2. Obsession with hockey


    But... that's what I said. I thought you were supposed to be disagreeing with me?

  49. Re:Racism. by 74nova · · Score: 1

    so whats wrong with that? it refers to native americans, so? do they have reddish skin? yes. is that bad? no. now if it were the honkyskins, that would be different. hehe, no i wouldnt be offended then, either, that would just be funny.

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  50. Trogdor!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahhhhh.... Strongbad on DVD...

    Now I can finally see Strongbadia and experience Burnination in 23 inches of crapular goodness... ... what, no, wait YES, I'm AWESOME!!

  51. MAD Magazine! by celerityfm · · Score: 1

    Mad Magazine is notorious for this, but now that I thinl about it they were probably just parodying this style the whole time.

    It does make me laugh though whenever I see this type of stuff and so did your post :)

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  52. Re:Racism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I have met Canadians who take offence to the term Canuck. They were all from nortern Manitoba.

    Northern Manitoba? Shit, they should be happy to be called "Canucks" instead of "hicks" or worse, which we regularly get down here in southern Manitoba. :)

    On the other hand, there's a fair number of Metis and Indians up there. I could see them being offended by "Canuck" - maybe that's the case.

  53. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    SB is part of the comedy nuvo

    Are you trying to use the word "nouveau" here? I realize the French have filled their language with a bunch of extraneous vowels in words in a devious attempt to undermine those who espouse phonics, and I'm not usually in favor of spelling pedantry, particularly on Internet forums, but that isn't even close. You need to try a bit harder so that people at least have an idea of what word you were trying to use. Then again, I suppose one facet of the "online WTF OMG BBQ generation" is that when it comes to spelling and grammar, they are t3h 5uX0r5.

  54. Re:Racism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Right, exactly- and would an AMERICAN football team be called the Redskins if it were an insult to a group of Americans?

    Oh, wait....

  55. or for full screen by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

    Here's a direct link to the swf

    Run it in Firefox, hit F11 for a nice big view of the story

    1. Re:or for full screen by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

      blah, never mind. It jumps to HTML for the actual movies.

  56. Where the heck are the next Ninjai chapters??!!!! by pabloa · · Score: 1

    Its been almost a year since the last chapters of Ninjai.. Awesome flash movie.. check it out at atomfilms.com if you have not seen them.

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  57. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are using English, possibly the only language with even worse spelling rules than French.

  58. Re:hmmmm by honestmonkey · · Score: 1
    WTF OMGBBQ?

    Okay, I get 'WTF' ("Where's the fish") and the 'OMG' part ("On my goose"), but BBQ? Normally I'd guess barbeque, what with all the fish and goose references, but I'm inclinde towards "Big Beefy Quack", even though geese generally honk instead of quack. Am I missing something?

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    Everything you know is wrong, Just forget the words and sing along.
  59. Watched most of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dunnow, I found the quotes at the begining of each story a little pretensious, I found the main character (the programmer) a bit annoying to be honest, so in the end didn't watch all of them... some aspects of the story seemed a bit crow-barred in (ooh, lets have a character from Iraq)... overhyped to say the least (plus it flash in linux would crash my browser every now and then too... not impressed as impressed as I wanted to be overall... (

  60. Cartoon Central Flash by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    It's ironic that half the crap on Cartoon Central could easily have been produced via Flash or some other web creation medium. Gotta wonder what the cost of creation is compared to the profit they make on advertising, toys, etc... For want amounts to nothing more a Flash clip.

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  61. Re:Racism. by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1
    We use it to refer to ourselves in newspaper stories: Here's some google news results.

    Take off, hoser.

  62. Re:hmmmm by evilmousse · · Score: 1


    I am all those things, but i have to agree with the grandparent. i've read webcomics regularly for years, and i've seen my share of nonsensical-running-webjokes (my favorite was prolly 'ate my balls') but nothing about homestarrunner (strongbad is part of it, right?) clicks for me. i've followed any link to it ppl pass me, but i just never find the joke.

    this time, for example, i followed the link to TFA, clicked the first option on the computer, and strongbad typed in blahblah_email.exe, garbage came up on his screen, and that was it. no more options, just that. wtf??

    (i gotta throw in some reccommended non-mainstream webcomics, i can't resist)

    http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/
    http://patheti cinc.com/
    http://www.frozenreality.co.uk/comic/bu nny/index.p hp
    http://www.catandgirl.com/
    http://www.boasas. com/
    http://www.wilt-comic.net/
    http://www.slack erscomic.com/destinydreamers/
    http://ubersoft.net /

  63. the BS Experience? by muntumbomoklik · · Score: 0

    Really, when your shortened acronym comes out to 'bs', it's best not to use it.

  64. Wonderful work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the entire series and thought it was very good. The music and effects were erie and creepy and pulled me comepletely into the mood of the story. Having it on DVD will be great. The one complaint I had throughout production of the series was that each chapter was anywhere from 20min to more than an hour and their was no way to pause the flash player....
    I agree the trailers aren't very good...
    Turn down the lights and watch the first chapter from the web site.... If your not instantly hooked then I don't know, go back to watching reality t.v. or something...

  65. Re:Racism. by Reziac · · Score: 1

    I learned the term Canuck from a Canadian friend, who routinely applied it to himself and his countrymen. But that was back in the 1970s. My Canuck friends through the 80s and 90s also used it without a second thought.

    But I've noticed that over the past 10 years or so, "Canuck" has somehow become a "racial slur" and horribly un-PC to use, especially by a Yank!

    Not that it's the first word to suffer such a demise... but it sure seems stupid, eh?

    (Yes, I caught saying "eh?" from a Canadian friend. It's a pefectly good and useful way to end a sentence, for which there is no true equivalent in Yank English. :)

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  66. Bonus Stage by beyond_the_blue · · Score: 1

    Here's another little Flash-gem: Bonus Stage. Two guys started with the animated series High Score, which only put out something like seven episodes. They then changed the artwork around and shortened the average length of the films, and called the new product Bonus Stage. http://www.bonusstages.com/

    Like most other web-humor, it's pretty tongue-in-cheek and full of odd videogame references and "shark jumping." I find it to be pretty funny, and worth the time it took to watch through the archicve of 48 eps (and growing weekly.)

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  67. trailer by torrents · · Score: 1

    did it leave anybody else dazed and confused???

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    Get your torrents...
  68. I've seen Broken Saints. Don't waste your time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you seen ALL 12 HOURS?! I have. Worst ending ever. Waste of time.

    This is NOT a series about messiahs, religion, God, or the end of the world. It's a series about a mad scientist with a very flimsy pretext for having ANY power, influence, or ability to do what he does.

    The entire thing builds up ideas of anti-conformity, anti-globalization, and the like, only to have the protagonists SAVE the conformist, globalized world they seem to hate so much.

    Oh, and Broken Saints has nothing to do with religion unless you, the viewer, THINK it does. But it doesn't. The religious aspect is just something extra that you can put in if you have enough time to over-analyze a few simple facts.

    "The end of the world as you know it is at hand." Isn't that what the trailer says? The world doesn't end, not even as you know it.

    "The End is Nigh" is repeated throughout the series. No end happens.

    Go watch Cowboy Bebop or read the Sandman comics. You won't regret it and it won't be as much of a colossal waste of time.

    Broken Saints really was the biggest artistic disappointment in my life. I wanted so bad for it to be good, and it was, until the end. Which was so bad that it made the whole thing bad.

    (The Linux scenes were cool.)

  69. Re:hmmmm by damiangerous · · Score: 1
    What's the deal with people who don't understand the relativity of humor? I mean, people send me links all the time, and I don't find them all funny. Do I just know defective people? Why doesn't everyone know what's funny and what's not?

  70. Re:hmmmm by Listerine · · Score: 1

    Yes.

  71. Re:Racism. by Macdude · · Score: 1

    I'm a Canadian and if you called me a Canuck I'd think nothing of it. Our hockey team (Vancouver)are called the Canucks for crying out loud.

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  72. achewood rocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you must check out achewood for a great online comic. also, pornborg not safe for work

  73. red vs blue by f-bomb · · Score: 1

    why has no one mentioned Red vs Blue?

    Even for the layperson, its hilarious.

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    Everyone should believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.....
  74. Re:hmmmm by TheMeddler · · Score: 1

    Cut him some slack, he is part of the new online generation...

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  75. Re:hmmmm by TheMeddler · · Score: 1

    Try telling that to your drill sergeant when you get drafted next year. You will quickly learn that muscle-failure push-ups are "real" "normal".

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  76. Re:Racism. by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

    For the love of god, mod this up please!

  77. Re:Racism. by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

    pull your head out. Here are some examples that would get you killed in some parts of the world with the wrong crowds:

    YellowSkins
    BlackSkins
    BrownSkins

    Just because the US has never had any respect for their native minority, does not mean you get to call them whatever you like and feel good about yourselves as well. This accepted abboration is just indicative of that.

    PS: No I am not PC, I hate the word, but I don't like racial slurs. (that goes double for publically acceptable ones) If you don't think it is, then watch any old cowboy movie and tell me they ever use the word "redskin" in a good way???

  78. Jibjab by themaidtricks · · Score: 1

    Flash cartoons are a hot item in entertainment these days.

    If you recall, the original http://jibjab.com/ cartoon featuring George W. Bush and John Kerry was such a big hit that they played portions of it on cnn and almost every news organization. Afterwards, they made a sequel that the Tonight Show with Jay Leno secured the rights to premiere. You can now buy them both on DVD for $10, although I doubt they'll last very long since they're meant to lighten a certain political mood. (I don't know how much they paid for this, but it was definitely worth it. Funnier than one year of his show combined.)

    Also, the creator of the hugely popular "The End of the World" was asked to make a series of advertisement flashes for nike.

    The nike ads can be found here http://www.nike.com/usa/nikesphere/

  79. Re:Racism. by 74nova · · Score: 1
    hmmm.... i bet i can respond with intelligence despite your first sentence

    ok, im in oklahoma and i have had several indian friends. that to say that im not racist at all. anyway, i just dont see all the hullabaloo about racial terms, with the exception of the deragatory form of the work 'negro'. i guess to each his own, because that one does offend me. maybe its a matter of how recent it was abused, i dont know. i dont get offended when people use the term cracker or honky. i think the majority of it is found in context. i just asked a Sioux friend of mine what he thought about it all. to summarize his points:

    the terms redskin and the like are cool when referring to a sports team

    the term indian is ok

    native american is also ok

    apple and prairie ni**er are not ok, obviously

    keep in mind he cant speak for everyone, either. so, it all comes down to personal preference. if it offends somebody, dont use it unless that is your intention.

    one more thing... i find it hilarious when comedians use racial slurs against their own race. i guess my opinion works best in a society without racism where those words dont cause pain. thats unfortunate... if that were the case, we could all get a good laugh at us making fun of ourselves.

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  80. Re:Racism. by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

    My first comment was in respose to "so whats wrong with that?". I found it ludicrous that someone could "not get it" when it was a colour-based phrase used by white people to refer to indians. Usually in a derogotory way and associated with a period of near genocide for the race in question.

    I will assume that your list implies that your friend would not be very happy if someone referred to him as a "redskin" then? This annoys me further, since this term is obviously not acceptable, yet it is ok because a corporate sponsered sports team has been using it since it was ok to use openly racist terms. (like the horrible "gollywog"/"watermellon man" style adverts of the 20's)

    The fact that a sports team chose this name during a less culturally aware period of history, does not now make it ok. If you would be insulted to be called a redskin to your face, then how can you possibly be (rationally) accepting of a brand name advertising the fact?

    Not being american, the name "redskin" is tragically ironic/outrageous to me. I guess familiarity does not always breed contempt...

    As for comedians, many of them use it gratuitously to get a cheap laugh (and it works), but the idea is that comedians will make fun of things that are controversial - especially sterotypes. If racism was not such a hot topic, they would not do it. I think one line of reasoning is that by laughing at how stupid these stereotypes/mentalities are, we can reason about and dismiss them. Part of the problem with racism is that people are now afraid to even discuss race as a topic.
    Of course all this does is drive it underground and make people even more resentful, without changing the fundamental problems of misperception.

  81. I attempted to watch it, I really did. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm into web comics, manga, and anime...

    But, Broken Saints overdoes the dramatics and drags out the story unbearbly.

    It also relies too heavily on involving stars floating around, since that seems to be the only thing they can figure out how to animate in Flash.

    On top of that, the "real" art that is there at any given time is horrible. It is really terrible. My nephew can draw better, and I only just started training him to draw anime the other day.

    These guys are second-rate hacks, and like another poster pointed out, I can't see anyone bothering to buy this. Though, perhaps the DVD will be of a much more refined caliber. Somehow, I doubt it though.

    In addition, having to read entire chapters at a speed they determined was best really ruined it for me. They had this great medium through which to present their art, and they decide to make it dull.

    They should have dubbed the lines, they should have animated it, and they should have cleaned up their pencil work.

    IMHO if you aren't going to animate, then you don't need Flash or any other moving media. Simply, present it in storyboard form.

    'Nuff said.

  82. Speaking of freakin awesome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have to check out End of the World. Not having seen that is almost as bad as not seeing Strongbad. It's an interesting view on how the world will end. Here's the link http://www.endofworld.net/ It does take a long time to load.

  83. Re:Racism. by DrMrLordX · · Score: 1

    The term "Yankee" is also offensive to fans of the Boston Red Sox under certain circumstances(i.e. during baseball season, or in any conversation related to baseball or sports in general).

  84. Broken Saints: Game that contains the B.T.S. pw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Broken Saints seems like an interesting series. Has anyone found the password for the B.T.S.? Any hints as to which game contains (or does not contain) the password? Thanks.

    The games and B.T.S. can be found under the A/V sub menu on the original Broken Saints site

    *Puts flame retardant suit on*

  85. Re:Racism. by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 1

    I usually refer to myself as a Canuckistani. (From the People's Republic of Canuckistan). ;)

  86. Re:Racism. by Reziac · · Score: 1

    LOL!! Now why doesn't it show up in my atlas? Maybe if I find one from before the end of the Empire... ;)

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  87. Re:Racism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But it doesn't list quicksmart. ;)

  88. Comic book coming in 2005 by darkCanuck · · Score: 1

    Dark Horse Entertainment is going to produce a comic book in 2005.

    more info:
    http://www4.discreet.com/showandtell/showandtell.p hp?id=988#

  89. Good for them by JOstrow · · Score: 1

    I've been following Broken Saints for probably two years now, back when they'd only completed the sixth chapter. I don't read any other web comics, but this one seemed to play more like a movie for me. For how much their presence on the web has grown, based only on the quality of the movies, makes them deserved of some credit. I'll be buying the DVD just so I can hear that soundtrack coming through the TV speakers.