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Best Live Linux For Christmas Giving?

trustedserf writes "This year I am including a bootable Live Linux CD in many of my Christmas cards. As I'll be making the copies myself I may even change the default desktop background to something personal, or Christmasy before running it off on cheap CD-Rs. The objective is to show people the easiest possible route to using a linux desktop so that they will be: A) Aware and B) Pleasantly surprised. About Christmas they may also have more time to try it out too. Naturally, I'm thinking of Gnoppix, but there are other options.. I use KDE, so I have to decide between it and Gnome. Bearing in mind my objectives, what distro would you choose. Also, importantly, is it possible any of them will damage their hardware (monitors with incorrect refresh etc.) I would be *very* unhappy if that happened. How many of them would fail to boot, leaving a bad impression? Which way would you go about it for maximum "WOW"."

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  1. Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A linux live CD by itself isn't going to get a normal person to run it. You need to put all sorts of easy to run/access games on it, plus Firefox. Then maybe... possibly... someone will actually use it.

    1. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      That would be Knoppix MAME then.

    2. Re:Stuff it with games by daves · · Score: 3, Informative
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    3. Re:Stuff it with games by MC+Negro · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is not a jab at Linux or anything, but the only things my peers know about Linux is that it's free and it's a Unix clone. Frankly, they would be pissed if I gave them a CD with a free operating system on it and tried to pass that off as a gift. Giving a CD full of free data is rather passe, IMHO. Why not offer to install and give support for a distro or download SuSE/Mandrake/Fedora Core and include a copy of CrossoverOffice (something that, coupled with help in installation and support, might actually move some to migrate). I know this will probably get modded as a troll, but this works. I actually did migrate my father to SuSE Linux on his tablet PC for a time. It was not an easy task to get the pen input working and to get CrossoverOffice working, but he did use it as his primary desktop for a while.

      As far as LiveCDs go, I've found SuSE's LiveCD and the Knoppix LiveCD to be pretty good, but the best I've found for out-of-the-box support is the Slackware run-off live distro, Slax. This is what I used for the workstations at my university for the longest time. It comes bundled with X, KDE, a ton of office-oriented applications and has great hardware compatibility. It also fits on a mini CD-R, so it can be kept in a pocket. Might want to consider sending a card with one of those inside it.

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    4. Re:Stuff it with games by 1337+Twinkie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree. Here is what I would put on it in terms of basic apps:

      1. Firefox
      2. SuperTux
      3. The GIMP
      4. GAIM
      5. OO.o
      6. Solitare

      That should show them that they can do everything they want; games, web browsing, photo editing, and word processing. All the basics.

      PS- If you can, make sure that Firefox is ready to go with java, flash, and shockwave

    5. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Giving a CD full of free data is rather passe, IMHO

      It is? So was once popular but now it's out of fashion? Really, I must not have picked up on that trend.

      Or maybe you're using words that you don't know how to define! Always bad form, even for Slashdot. Hell, especially for Slashdot!

    6. Re:Stuff it with games by nwbvt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm sorry, but if you are giving these to "normal people", you might as well just be giving them coasters, as that is what they will end up as.

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    7. Re:Stuff it with games by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No tux racer? Maybe even the demos of ut2004 or RTCW and Q3A?

      Yea, ok, they'd make a "demo Live CD" rather bloated, but the eye candy would be nice...

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    8. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I got an AOL 9 disk for christmas last year from my cousin. Needless to say he's getting a present from my cat's litterbox this year.

    9. Re:Stuff it with games by damiangerous · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Frankly, they would be pissed if I gave them a CD with a free operating system on it and tried to pass that off as a gift.

      Wow, lucky thing that's not what he's doing!

    10. Re:Stuff it with games by barc0001 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Did you even READ the sumitter's question? "This year I am including a bootable Live Linux CD in many of my Christmas cards.",
      He's giving it out in his Xmas cards which generally are just a card and a signature, perhaps a "Seasons' Greetings" or something scrawled in there as well. This is added value over and above a simple card. At no point was the submitter suggesting that this was in lieu of "real" presents. This instead seems to be an added bonus for his acquaintances that would otherwise just be getting the $0.25 card mailed to them. Sounds fine to me.

    11. Re:Stuff it with games by Yaztromo · · Score: 4, Informative
      It also fits on a mini CD-R, so it can be kept in a pocket. Might want to consider sending a card with one of those inside it.

      One thing to note here is that if you use mini CD-Rs and are sending to non-technical people, do them a favour and add a note that they shouldn't use the disc in a slot-loading drive. Most slot-loading drives (mostly found on laptops) can't handle these discs, where they jam and can damage the drive.

      There's nothing worse than getting a gift that forces you to send your laptop in for repair.

      Yaz.

    12. Re:Stuff it with games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      if you want some MAMEing, just give them coal.

      COAL you fools, stuff their filthy stockings with COAL!

    13. Re:Stuff it with games by SpaceCadetTrav · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah free old games! You know AOL mails me a cd full of free games every month, so it must be a great idea.

    14. Re:Stuff it with games by barc0001 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Somebody's been taking too many marketing classes
      Never has anyone accused me of that before. You insensitive clod ;).

      What I don't get is people going off on the idea this guy's motive is to somehow "forcefeed" people Linux. Is the guy going to their house with a rifle later on to check up on them and see how much they've been worshipping at the Altar of the Penguin? I doubt it.

      He's not "adding value" by giving people something they can get themselves just as easily

      The "value add" here in MarketSpeak(TM) is that rather than someone getting just a Christmas card, you also get something you can try out on your computer. Or not. The choice is yours. Regarding the "just as easily" bit, that's rather in the eye of the beholder, don't you think? Out of my potential Christmas card list of 40 odd people, I can count on one hand the number of people on that list who would know:

      - How to download and burn an ISO
      - are on a broadband connection to make it possible
      - and even know what a Linux LiveCD is, what it's for, and how it might be interesting to try.

      Just because it's easy for you and me, doesn't mean it's easy for everyone.

      As an aside, last Christmas when I went to visit relatives in the interior, I brought my laptop with me and some disks, including the latest rev of Knoppix at the time. My sister's computer went tits up at her place on Boxing day, and the whole crowd was amazed to see me put a CD into the drive and boot into a fully functional machine on a CD, recovering all her data before we redid the box. They were even more amazed by the idea that this was a free to give away CD and they could each have one too in case something happens to their machines so they can still get on the web, etc. I probably burned and gave away a dozen copies of Knoppix. Based on that experience alone, just for giving to relatives "just in case", I think it's a great idea.

    15. Re:Stuff it with games by Mjlner · · Score: 2, Insightful
      How this got modded 4, insightful I cannot understand...

      "I guess my concern is that this guy is doing this more for himself than for the people he's giving these cards to, out of a misguided sense of altruism. I can almost guarantee that none of these people he's going to be giving these CD's to could care less about Linux - he obviously cares a lot more than they do, if he feels it necessary to jam these Linux CD's down their throats.

      Take it easy! He's just giving away free cd's! He's not force-installing linux on anybody's machines! There's a whole lot of difference! They have the (easy) choice of ignoring the cd and throwing it away, something that *many* of us do with the *thousands* of free cd's we've received from ISP's and *several* vendors.

      I mean they can download Linux the same way he can, but they haven't."

      Sure they can, but in my experience they do not know they can. A live cd is very practical, because you can get to know linux, without the hassle of installing it and without the risk of losing any data! And if you don't want to try it, you can easily dispose of the cd and nobody has forced you to do or use anything.

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    16. Re:Stuff it with games by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yo, bad-asshat, step down off that high horse and think carefully about all that self-righteousness before idiot-casting it to all and sundry, eh?

      Somebody's been taking too many marketing classes. "Added value"? What, exactly, is the "added value" of something that's free to begin with?

      Well, you know... there's the added value of not having to download the entire distro. And the added value of not having to find and burn a CD. And the added value of not having to take the time to research and worry about choosing the right linux installation to start playing with. Note that (flamebait!) all these are issues which have so far stopped me running my own Linux box, and I'm an IT-literate user on broadband who's actually quite curious about Linux. If you allow for the fact that most family & friends aren't, you get the added value of not having to learn how to download distros, not having to learn how to burn CDs, not having to go out and buy CD-Rs (you'd be amazed how many people own CD-R drives but no CD-Rs). As I said, I'm Linux-curious, but haven't had the time/energy to run my own box. If a mate handed me a pre-set-up CD that was guaranteed to work, no questions asked, I'd try it out tomorrow. No, tonight.

      What is this guy actually trying to do?... basically force-feeding it to individual people who are apparently your friends and family...

      Christ almighty. He's sticking a free CD in a card, not anally violating them while pouring sugar in their gastank. Get some perspective, really.

      It's one thing to say to someone you know and like, "hey, you know this thing Linux? Well, it does the same things as Windows, only better, and it's free, so you should download it."

      Funnily enough, I find that approach more irritating, opinionated and unhelpful than simply burning me off a CD and going "here y' go... have a look if you're interested". You're basically instructing them as to how great Linux is, then instructing them to do all the learning and work themselves. He's doing all the work himself, and offering me the chance to try Linux risk-, effort- and pressure-free.

      They probably won't, but the next step is not to basically get all up in their face and say "HEY. I TOLD YOU TO DOWNLOAD IT AND YOU DIDN'T SO NOW YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE BECAUSE HERE'S A CHRISTMAS CARD FULL OF LINUX." Honestly, even as someone who runs Linux, I'd be borderline offended by this.

      Ok, I'm going to explain something to you now. The reason people probably don't respond well to your approach? It's probably because you lecture them on the benefits of Linux, then leave them to go do all the hard work themselves. Family != nerds. Friends != geeks. Make it as easy as possible, and they'll do it. Lecture then abandon them, and don't be surprised if nobody takes a blind bit of notice.

      I guess my concern is that this guy is doing this more for himself than for the people he's giving these cards to, out of a misguided sense of altruism.

      Ok, this is just ludicrous. If he's doing it out of altruism (even "misguided"), he can't by definition be doing it "more for himself". Look up the definition of altrusim if you don't believe me:

      Altruism: altruism (n.)
      1. Unselfish concern for the welfare of others; selflessness.

      He's not "adding value" by giving people something they can get themselves just as easily. I mean unless he knows a whole bunch of people stuck on dial-up connections that asked him to do this, which I guess is possible but pretty unlikely.

      Ah. Oh. Ah. I apologise. I was under the impression we were talking about family, and friends. I didn't realise we were talking about died-in-the-wool linux geeks. I mean, my 90-year-old granny's a Debian admi

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    17. Re:Stuff it with games by siskbc · · Score: 2, Funny
      I mean, my 90-year-old granny's a Debian admin with her own website and broadband connection, isn't yours?

      Fuck yeah she's a l33+ h4XoR! Biotch totally 0wnz0r3d my damn box last April fools. I'll get her good next year, packing her off to a home. See who's laughing.

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    18. Re:Stuff it with games by digitalgiblet · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm guessing his name is Albert Orville Lewis, and he always signs his cards with his initials: AOL. Man I've been getting this guy's CDs for YEARS.

  2. sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I can see why you have no friends.

  3. best? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    windows-xp-professional-with-keygen.iso

  4. Mandrake by truz24 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Mandrake has a live cd, and seems to be the best solution for a beginner. I have converted several people to Mandrake and they all seem to be happy with their solution

    1. Re:Mandrake by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 4, Informative

      I wish I could second this (I rather liked Mandrake during the late 8.x and 0.x series), but Mandrake's live cd has failed to work on both systems I've tried it on.
      I went throught this before with, IIRC, mandrake 6.x series and 7.x.
      This time I suspect it doesn't like my video card* (can't find screen when trying to start X), but with the earlier distro's I would always get a divide by 0 error, and that on four or five machines in a row.
      It seems odd they have so much trouble with building a bootloader/installer that can't recover from such errors, in the first case div by zero is simply a very bad sign, and in the second shouldn't it switch to generic vga or even text mode?
      My current video card is a Radeon AIW-9600 and was used on both systems as the second try occured after a significant upgrade (new mb,ram,case optical drives and floppy+media reader only hd's,video,audio and powersuply were kept), given the issues surrounding drivers on any recent video card (especialy radeons) it doesn't suprise me X had issues, it does suprise me mandrake didn't think of it.
      Well I still have the old mb (nforce2) and case and can probably borrow my brother old nvidia card so I'll likely try again when I turn that into a backup system.
      Though if anyone knows how to get it working on my curent system (A8V delux asus mb, 1G ram, Atholon64 3500+, SB Live platinum, and Radeon AIW-9600) I'd listen. but this is someone elses ask slashdot, and to be honest I didn't really dig or try much beyond booting the livecd and watching it crash.

      Mycroft

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    2. Re:Mandrake by npistentis · · Score: 3, Informative

      Suse also ships with a live CD, which ran great on my machine- I'd recommend it, as the only thing it didnt pick up automagically was my wifi card

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  5. other alternatives to Live CDs by Ingolfke · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd skip the Linux live CD and give a charitable donation to The Human Fund instead. It's much more meaningful.

    1. Re:other alternatives to Live CDs by mordors9 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, I can remember anxiously opening up a card from a relative when I was younger. This Aunt was always good for a check for $20. What do I find but a card that says she donated to some charity in my name. Not sure if meaningful was the word that sprung to mind.

  6. Think Again by comwiz56 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would think twice before doing. Seriously, how many people, whether family or friends, wouldn't think of you as a fanatic or total nerd if you went around giving Linux as a christmas gift.

    I would suggest pulling some of your more technically inclined relatives/friends aside, and just show them Linux running on your machine.

    1. Re:Think Again by King_TJ · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, it seems to me like it all depends.... I've had several relatives and family friends ask me quite a bit about "that whole Linux thing", pretty much out of the blue, after they realized I'm still working in the computer industry.

      There's a fair bit of curiousity out there from people who've heard about these cheaper/free alternatives to Windows for their computers. Something they can run as easily as sticking a disc in a drive might be just the thing for them to take a first-hand peek at it.

      Much really depends on how many of your family members/relatives already enjoy using a computer. In my direct family, practically nobody does. My mother uses the same PC I put together for her and gave her as an Xmas gift about 6 years ago - and she still struggles to remember exactly how she's supposed to check her email, print it out, and write replies to people. Honestly, she just hasn't been willing to put in the time it would take to get comfortable with using the few programs she wants to use.

    2. Re:Think Again by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would think twice before doing. Seriously, how many people, whether family or friends, wouldn't think of you as a fanatic or total nerd if you went around giving Linux as a christmas gift.

      Seriously ... this reminds me of people who push their favorite book on everyone as a "gift," and then constantly harass them if they haven't read it yet. Rule of thumb: any gift that requires less effort to give than to receive isn't much of a gift at all.

      Cheers,
      IT

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    3. Re:Think Again by Tough+Love · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would think twice before doing. Seriously, how many people, whether family or friends, wouldn't think of you as a fanatic or total nerd if you went around giving Linux as a christmas gift.

      I have done it, I am a nerd, and the gift was greatfully received, not to mention put to good use.

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    4. Re:Think Again by fireboy1919 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the poster is talking about sending it along with cards.

      So this isn't something you give out to your close friends and family. This is a gift you give out to people you just know well enough for a card.

      It does have a message with it. It subtley indicates that the sender knows something about Linux and wants other people to as well.

      If you want to make a living in Linux, think of it as a form of networking (the human kind, not the computer kind).

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    5. Re:Think Again by comwiz56 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "(the human kind, not the computer kind)"

      ^^^ thats just more proof to my case

    6. Re:Think Again by Lord+Kano · · Score: 4, Funny

      About 11 years ago, I got so sick of my relatives getting me clothes for Christmas that I declared that if anyone every got me clothes again, I'd reward when with an NRA membership next Christmas.

      I have a family full of Democrats, I never got clothes from them again.

      LK

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    7. Re:Think Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a Democrat who hunts...
      Can I have your address? I have a lovely cardigan that you *must* see.

    8. Re:Think Again by srand · · Score: 2, Funny

      It subtley indicates that the sender knows something about Linux and wants other people to as well. If that's your idea of subtle, I would...oh never mind. Just give a stuffed penguin instead. If you want people to learn something from your gift...that's too much pressure to be putting on a friend for Christmas. It's like handing out copies of The Writings of Malcolm X as stocking stuffers.
      "Hey Bob...did ya try out the new CD? Pretty cool desktop, huh?"
      "Ummm...no. I, um...uhhhh,...."
      "WHY NOT?"
      "I don't know....Windows is just so much easier. I couldn't figure out how to make Linux recognize my flash drive, and Windows just detects it automatically, and...."
      "WINDOWS?!?! Flash drive! That's so EASY! You should have CALLED ME!"

  7. you must be the tech guy in your family by terrymaster69 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My family wouldn't know what "boot from this cd" means. Good luck!

    1. Re:you must be the tech guy in your family by bcrowell · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, and consider how incredibly slow these things run -- well, slow on the latest hardware, and slower than slow on somewhat older hardware. They're just going to think, "Oh yeah, Linux, I tried that, and it was slower than snail poop."

    2. Re:you must be the tech guy in your family by Ratbert42 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The only way I could get any of my in-laws to run it would be to send it to them in a fake email that says they need to run it to secure their bank account password.

  8. Mepis by Kyouryuu · · Score: 4, Informative

    Mepis Linux is another good choice. It's also very easy to install to the hard drive if they are impressed with the LiveCD version. It's also just one CD. http://www.mepis.org

    1. Re:Mepis by madstork2000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mepid is an EXCELLENT CHOICE. What sets it apart is it includes a ton of hard to configure browser plugins. It is a pleasure to boot up and surf the web and see flash, java, etc and more out of the "box".

      It lets Linux users take for granted a lot of the things on the web that Windows users do. Which is important for something like this.

      MS2k

    2. Re:Mepis by artson · · Score: 3, Informative

      Mepis has my vote too. A Debian based distro and perfectly set up to install on the hard drive. I have only one quibble - I'd have preferred Firefox and Thunderbird rather than Mozilla and Mozilla Mail. Other than that, it's great.

      Recognized my sound card and modem
      Setup nicely with KPPP as a dialer
      Apt and Synaptic worked flawlessly
      Very nice installation with none of those useless flash-past-your-eyes messages about errors or problems (Ubuntu take note)
      As an aside, any distro that does this should present the user with a list of installation problems and e-mails to be sent to developers and put it on the desktop where they will see it immediately on initial login.
      It's a snappy performer on my old box - AMD K6-2 at 300 mhz, with 256 megs of ram and an elderly Tekram motherboard.

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    3. Re:Mepis by jav1231 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Got my vote! Installed it for the first time this week. Why can't all distro's do this? I would gut a lot of the apps in it, but at least they are decent apps! All the plugins are done, what more could you ask for? Mepis may very well represent a paradym shift in not only LiveCD's but distro's in general.

    4. Re:Mepis by tcassell · · Score: 2, Informative

      Been using Mepis since the October release and all the betas in between. I have yet to come across a problem with it. Overall, excellent!

  9. If there's one thing I know... by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...it's that people hate to be converted and they hate to be preached to. If your friends aren't looking to change their OS then just forget your little crusade because all you're going to do is piss people off.

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    1. Re:If there's one thing I know... by RedWizzard · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If your friends aren't looking to change their OS then just forget your little crusade because all you're going to do is piss people off.
      Not necessarily, it doesn't have to a big pro-Linux conversion exercise. It just needs to cater to each person's interests. Plenty of games for those who enjoy them. Or if you've got an aunt who's interested in family trees find some OS software she might like to try. It's a lot of work though.
  10. what's linux? by Coneasfast · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am including a bootable Live Linux CD in many of my Christmas cards

    interesting choice, as i'm guessing at least half the people you send to don't even know what linux is. i'd like to know how this turns out :)

    also, my suggestion is you is to include some sort of leaflet into getting them started, do they even know how to boot a bootable CD? just thought i should point this out.

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  11. GUI by pseinstein · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am not a linux guru but from the perspective of the average person go with something that has a simple GUI interface. All that fancy commandline stuff scares people.

  12. Set the Firefox default home page by xmas2003 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Another nifty customization would be to set the Firefox Home Page to something personal and/or Christmas'ie so they are reminded again of your gift (cool idea) when they fire up the browser.

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  13. My vote: by po_boy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Christmux.

    1. Re:My vote: by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Multiplexed Christmas?

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    2. Re:My vote: by Biomechanical · · Score: 2, Insightful
      [OT]

      ChristBSD is far superior

      Just curious...what's the mascot for this distro ;-)

      Buddy Christ obviously. :)

      [/OT]

      On topic, giving something new to someone is always nice, if they're generally interested in what you give them.

      I would think carefully about prior conversations about computing - if there were any - and whether or not the recipient of the card has ever expressed any interest in other Operating Systems, or has been using windows or mac os and said,
      `There must be something better than this.'

      I think the general idea of giving a CD, or mini-CD, of data in a card is a nifty idea, although I'd be careful of giving it to people who might think you're being cheap if you don't follow up with a gift - sometimes just a card is more appreciated than a card and an unwanted gift.

      You could give a short movie to people who're interested in things you've done, photos of your holidays to friends who're thinking about where to take their own holidays, and so on, tailoring the content to the recipient.

      I'm not sure which distribution you should use, but if I was going to give Linux on a bootable CD to people - who possibly have no real idea what it is or what makes it different to any other software on their computer - then I would systematically download a copy of each latest version of the major CD bootable distributions - or those popular with geeks - burn them to CD, and boot up with each one.

      I'd take careful note of each distribution's running performance, hardware detection, general "prettiness"*, and the last factor, how easy it is to install on a computer's hard drive - just in case someone really likes it.

      I wouldn't worry about too much about whether Gnome or KDE, Mozilla or Firefox, Open Office or Kwrite as deciding factors because if your friends haven't heard of Linux, or have but don't know anything about it, then how are they going to have a preference for one desktop or program over another?

      I'd worry instead about making it look as familiar as possible to their existing desktop, because nothing turns people off software more than having a basic affinity with one thing and then being forced to completely change how they do the same tasks, or perceiving they have to do something different.

      That makes it "too hard", and people will generally give up when they think something is "too hard". If they were the sort of person who encountered things that were "too hard" and said,
      `I can frigging do this!'
      Then they'd probably be geeks. :)

      * I'm presuming this is for non-geeks, where appearance is often just as important, if not more, than performance.

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  14. It is a DVD, but the new Suse 9.2 Live Eval... by bagboy · · Score: 3, Informative

    has a lot of punch... Firefox, Multimedia and easy set up....

  15. Wow by Morgahastu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd hate to be a member of your family, worst gift ever.

    Honestly.

    Don't give people these discs, unless everyone in your family is a geek no one will even use it or know what to do with it.

    Most people who use Windows don't even know how to install that and that's really easy.

  16. Mepis by gvc · · Score: 3, Informative
    I tried a bunch of live CDs on my Toshiba 5200 and none worked properly until I found Mepis and downloaded it. It worked perfectly - even the wireless. And installing to the hard drive was easy, too.

    Mepis is Debian based; much lower barrier to admission than other Debian distros.

  17. well.... by SkankinMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nothing says, 'I'm cheap' on Christmas like giving out burned CD's of free OS's! I bet you gave out bootable floppies of FreeDOS before you got a burner!

  18. Re:Wow by Xshare · · Score: 2, Informative

    He never said it was his gift, just that he was including it in his cards.

  19. Awesome! by czarangelus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just want to say that I think this is an awesome idea. I've been trying to convince my dad to switch to Linux for some time now- maybe I can guilt him into trying Linux out if I disguise it as a Christmas present!

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  20. And the 2004 uber Dork award goes to... by HockeyPuck · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is like a relative trying to convert you to Colgate from Crest....

    lame gift.

    Give em a linux powered media player or something useful...

    What about putting photos and music on it and use it as the card itself...

  21. SuSE live cd distro by TwistedTR · · Score: 2, Informative

    SuSE Live CD. I've found it has better general hardware support (don't want it to coredump on someone) and the default program pack does a pretty good job.

  22. Re:Wow by MeanMF · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't give people these discs, unless everyone in your family is a geek no one will even use it or know what to do with it.

    ...and the ones that are geeks will already know where to get it if they want it.

  23. Re:Linux or coal? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Informative

    Well, what I'm thinking is that since a lot of people have numerous guests around during the holidays, if you have nice furniture these discs could make cool extra coasters to keep your relatives from sloshing their Scotch all over your new coffee table.

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  24. Oh, jeez. by SamMichaels · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm jumping on the "this is dumb" bandwagon.

    Give them something useful like Firefox. Leave a note:

    1) Install
    2) Use for 7 days
    3) Send me a thank you card for saving you

  25. Re:*noppix or ubuntu by rolfpal · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ubuntu is the coolest for sure, although it has more hardware problems around ACPI than any other linux I've tried.

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  26. Getting People To Switch by nukem996 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I would go with knoppix, KDE is much more windowizy and many windows users cannt even tell the difference. It is very user friendly and has alot of extra apps that are really usefull. If they finally decide to make the switch I would strong suggest Fedoria. Its very easy to install and update/maintain. The only thing I would suggest is for them to just burn all there files on a CD before installing. Anyway goodluck on your mission!

  27. There is a good point to be made from this by sllim · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The people that say that this smacks of conversion and fanaticalism are correct. I mean, put it in the xmas cards if you want, but don't get all upset if no one installs it.
    I mean seriously, how many people really want to think about OS's during Christmas?
    This is a better Halloween gift then anything. You can be that crazy old man that gives out Linux Distros instead of candy bars.

    On a serious note.
    This puts a thought in my head.

    I have pretty much 'zero' interest in running Linux thankyouverymuch.
    One of the reasons I don't desire to attempt it is because of the headache factor. Command line commands I don't know, drivers I don't know where to find, sound card that won't work.... blah, blah blah.

    All I know is that when I install windows it comes up as advertised.

    See, I think this guy is onto something. I just don't think he is thinking of the correct use for it.
    What about a seriously generic Linux distro where a newbie like myself could put it in his CD drive, it would boot into some sort of DOS like equivelant where it would ask some simple questions about partioning and formatting the drive, then 20 minutes later it would finish the install and boot me up to a GUI desktop with video drivers installed (well generic ones at least), sound drivers installed and firefox installed.

    I am not aware that such a creature exists. It probably does though. But that is one reason I haven't attempted it. I don't feel like taking on a learning curve that for me would start on the install. I can learn about dealing with drivers and command lines and such later. Just get me to a GUI desktop so I have some sort of baseline to work from.

    1. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by psych-major · · Score: 2, Interesting

      See my post below about Slax, it really works "out of the box" as advertised, automatically mounts any hard drives that it finds, and is REALLY easy to use. It's definitely a great way to kick the tires with Linux.

    2. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 3, Informative

      Check out Ubuntu. From what I've heard (friend of mine tried it) install should be rather painless.

      Here's the Ubuntu About page for more info.

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    3. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by Tough+Love · · Score: 5, Informative

      The people that say that this smacks of conversion and fanaticalism are correct.

      See, given your comments below, that's why you need the CD.

      What about a seriously generic Linux distro where a newbie like myself could put it in his CD drive, it would boot into some sort of DOS like equivelant where it would ask some simple questions about partioning and formatting the drive, then 20 minutes later it would finish the install and boot me up to a GUI desktop with video drivers installed (well generic ones at least), sound drivers installed and firefox installed.

      I've got news for you, the CD's we are talking about here go way beyond that. It's basically just put it in your CD drive and 1 minute later it's up and running a full GUI with your browser connected to the internet and solitaire ready to play. Not to mention having a _full_ office suit ready to use.

      Still think it's not something you want to find in your XMas stocking?

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    4. Re:There is a good point to be made from this by TheSpoom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      *posting from a Windows XP computer that has never had a virus, from a Windows 2k / XP network that has never had a virus in the approximately eight years it's been running*

      You, sir, discredit the open source movement with your fanaticism by making such outlandish statements. Linux is good, but Windows has its advantages, and to not recognize them is to turn people away from your argument.

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  28. What does linux have to do with Christmas by voidptr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're kidding, right?

    If one of my relatives tried to use a christmas card to evangelize an operating system, they'd be spending Christmas outside in the barn.

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    1. Re:What does linux have to do with Christmas by HermanAB · · Score: 2, Funny

      If one of my friends would use the Winter Solstice and Saturnalia to evangelize *anything*, they'd be spending the night in the manger... ;-)

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  29. Re:Stuff it with pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    If I'm on your christmas list, just fill it with pr0n intstead -- then the knoppix-feature of not touching the hard drive is pretty useful; so parents don't see the stuff in my browser history.

  30. I love your idea! by psych-major · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have messed around with several live Linux CD's and have settled on SLAX Popcorn, which is based on Slackware. http://slax.linux-live.org/download.php It comes standard with Firefox, Thunderbird and MPlayer already installed, and being Slack-based, it is extremely smooth and stable. I can't see that it would harm any PC hardware as it probes quite thoroughly while booting. I have booted several PC's and laptops with it and all major items funtioned correctly without any tweaking needed. It can boot totally into RAM and therefore runs quite fast and saving the configs to a USB drive, hard drive or floppy is a breeze. AND best of all, it's 137megs so it will fit on a miniature CD, for better envelope stuffing!! Hope this helps, and good luck with your project!

  31. To spread Linux cheer... by Ingolfke · · Score: 2, Funny

    just put a message on the first boot screen that says they must send copies of the Live CD to 7 friends and family within one week or they'll have bad luck... like Timmy Tomelson in Desmodo, Nebrasksa who didn't believe the curse and was sued by the RIAA, for illegally downloading copies of John Tesh at the Red Rocks or Bostuli Smith of New Townslope, New Hampshire whose liquid cooled beowulf cluster sprung a leak destroying his systems, and rendering his attempt to compile a complete Gentoo distributin in record time (less than 3 weeks) an utter failure.

    I'm hoping this will make it into the drafts of GPL 3.

  32. Knoppix Hacks by krmt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've been trying to figure out a decent gift for my Dad, and I was thinking the new O'reilly Knoppix Hacks book would be a good choice. He used to love computers, but he feels like they've gotten too complex for him, and he's totally frustrated from dealing with Windows virus and spyware issues. The book looks like it's got some good info on dealing with those, plus knoppix might be a fun little toy for him to play with that'd make computers simple again. It'd also let him know a bit about what I've been babbling on and off to them about for years now :-)

    The idea of giving them just a CD though? Lame. The CD with some decent instructions tailored to their needs, if they actually have them then maybe you've got something there. I'm personally going to go check the book out in the store before I order it for him.

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  33. Why not make it the Christmas card? by jhoger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, you could just pop the browser up with the full text of the GPL, and have a dancing RMS elf walk them through gearhead freedom issues that no one but us really care about...

    How about... if it were the Christmas card, and you gave instructions on how to boot it, and that it's *safe* and doesn't install anything to their hard drive. Some people might try it out.

    Have it boot up, pop open a browser and show some online christmas card that you know is safe.

    After that closes, have a stocking or something that says "click me" which is really a folder with a bunch of games in it.

    That's more like something someone would want...

  34. hmmm, a little better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That almost makes it a good idea. Still pretty geeky though.

    Send just the cd with simple instructions on it, and have it boot into the desktop and load a slideshow or similar.

    Might actually get some people to try it.

  35. Include Windoze OSS software by pfaffman · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Make a small bootable image and include TheOpenCD TheOpenCD. This will give them software that they can use without taking the big plunge.

    People don't know how to boot off a CD. You'll need to include directions for that, and it's difficult, since every BIOS has a different method.

    Also, tell people that they should keep it around even if they don't understand it. A friend recently re-imaged her computer (at Dell's recommendation) because some DLL was missing or something. The data on their disk could have been saved with a bootable CD.

    A misconception that I've recently heard is that OSS isn't worth anything if you're not a programmer. Not sure how that plays into your card, but it was a new one on me.

  36. Re:Linux for Xmas? by Ingolfke · · Score: 2, Funny

    The RFC, the server, or the client?

  37. The OpenCD by LGagnon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why not give them The OpenCD instead? Non-techies aren't likely to switch to Linux easily, but you can still promote open source by giving them programs they need for their current (Windows) operating system. It's much more likely they'll use this than a Linux distro.

  38. Buy them a Mac by Romeozulu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which way would you go about it for maximum "WOW"."

    Buy them a Mac

  39. cardgames and kittens make the best OS by Wouter+Van+Hemel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Depends on who you send it to, ofcourse. But make sure in any case it has THE cardgames, not the ones from Gnome, but really, exactly the SAME ones as in Windows. Otherwise it won't do, because they'll be DIFFERENT and therefore BAD. For the rest, have lots of dumb backgrounds with kittens or other cute animals, scarcely dressed women - actresses maybe, some action sport pictures, a car or two and a holiday location that they could never afford, perhaps very cheesy cherubs with corny christmas wishes, that kind of stuff. Don't forget some really heavy mouse cursors, and perhaps a very bomastic start-up sound, followed by santa's voice (linux originated in Finland after all).

    That's how people judge an OS, you know.

    They'll think it's cool. In fact, they'll think it's so cool they will show it to anyone who comes to visit them. And that's when we'll unexpectedly pull them in on superior security, stability, standards compliance and ofcourse the preemptible kernel...

    OK, maybe not, but they'll still think it's a cool demo cd, ho ho.

  40. Games? How about Hikarunix? by Blackbrain · · Score: 3, Interesting
    You should give them Hikarunix! It's a Linux bootable and a Go game tutor!

    ...Ok, so I'm whoring to get more Torrents for the new version, but it's still a good idea....

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  41. Slax works wonders for my needs by zoobee · · Score: 2, Informative

    I currently use a hacked/customized version of Slax see Slax. I carry it on a 1GB USB Drive that includes customized versions of Firefox, Thuderbird and Samba plus many more modules. So far this setup has been truly convenient for me. On occasions when I find myself without a laptop but near a PC that is able to boot USB drives (I have yet to come across a PC that did not), all I do is stick the drive in the USB port, boot up in trimmed down KDE environment, use FireFox to check Yahoo/Gmail/Hotmail accounts, and Thunderbird to poll my personal domain accounts. Once done, reboot, voila, no cookies etc. left behind. No need for someone to log-on to their pre-installed OS accounts, nor to suffer the embarrassment of accidental viewing of history list of pr0n sites that the person had surfed last .... :D

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  42. Why? by Xeo2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why can't people on Slashdot ever just answer the question that's posed? The first thing everyone does is declare that the fact that the question is even being asked it totally ridiculous and how dare the poster be so stupid as to even consider asking it? Can't people just be helpful without being assholes?

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  43. Other considerations aside... by Christopher_Wood · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... give these people whatever you wouldn't mind having them ask you questions about. It sounds like you're setting yourself up to be tech support guy for your christmas card list.

  44. What about free bibles or AOL cds by adolfojp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I understand that you are being thoughtfull because you believe that your friends will be better off by running linux instead of windows.

    Still, what if you received a bible, coran,scientology book or a Chick Track from a friend that is concerned for your soul. Perhaps even got an AOL CD from a friend that wants you to switch to a "better" service.

    Send them something that they like, not something that you think might be good for them. Do not be an evangelist in christmass time. You might have less christmas cards to send next year.

    Cheers,
    Adolfo

  45. Gift giving rules by Dan+East · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One of the rules of gift giving is to never give a pet as a gift. It requires a level of responsibility and commitment that cannot be forced upon a person.

    I get the feeling that trying to switch someone to another OS somehow falls under the same etiquette.

    Dan East

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  46. Why did he stop using it??? by spoco2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "but he did use it as his primary desktop for a while. "

    Why did he stop using it? Was it due to an issue with Linux or something else?

  47. FAQ, etc. by Propaganda13 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've had great luck with Knoppix.

    You might want to include a FAQ with questions like "Why is this running slower than Windows?" pertaining to the fact that it's running from a cd and not the hard drive.

    Just remember they can run into problems.
    Computer is not set up to boot from CD.
    Drive won't read CD-R's.
    Many other problems can arise. Some of these problems should have no reflection on installed Linux, but people will associate them forever with Linux.

    Also use regular CD-R's, mini ones and business card size can cause all sorts of odd problems. Some people have slot drives, or put their computers on the side, etc.

  48. My Expert and Unassailable Take on This by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Informative
    I think it's a good idea - there are a few people I know who are so fed up with constant spyware, virus and trojan removal, they don't even use their computer anymore.

    One person I know hasn't been able to get online for months, and has spent hundreds on getting their computer fixed. I gave them a linux CD (install) after making sure they didn't mind that everything would be wiped, and they knew enough to configure their dial up. I haven't heard back yet, so maybe they're dead, or catching up on porn.

    My suggestion for a window manager is definitely Gnome. I'm no dummy, but KDE seems to have a bigger learning curve. My coworkers are happily using Gnome, and don't really notice a difference from Windows 98. As they were already moved to Firefox and Thunderbird, I didn't have much trouble.

    As far as the busted hardware, I am one of the few people (that will admit it on here) who blew up a monitor with a wanky custom Knoppix, NOT the one from Knoppix, and probably due mostly to a tard sandwich I enjoyed earlier that day. It can happen, but most likely not - if you shut off any way to get into the 'mess with your video' at start up, everyone should be fine. At worst, they're out a cool Linux CD, at best they'll call you up and ask how to get it working. (Then you're in trouble - at least it's not Windows - 'Uh, ok, go into the registry...' Ugh.)

    I think its a fine idea, and encourage you to do it. There may be one person out there who really appreciates the ability to use their computer again, if only to surf the web and use email without fear.

    So ends my Expert and Unassailable Take on This. (Which was really just to get you to read this comment - I know how /.ers can't resist a challenge :)

  49. Re:I need a dist CC live CD by surprise_audit · · Score: 2, Informative

    Have you tried distccKNOPPIX?? I haven't needed one yet, but that's the one I'd try first.

  50. OpenCD by miyako · · Score: 2, Informative

    While it may seem like a nice thing to give out live cd's for linux, you might go fruther giving out a copy of the The OpenCD instead. It's a compliation of open source software for windows. You can also compile your own, I like to give out CDs with Firefox, Open Office, GIMP, Gaim, and a few free games. A bootable linux distro is just likely to confuse people, but software that they can use on their computers all the time without having to boot into a new OS is useful. As a side bonus, most people don't know about OSS or realize that the software is free, so it seems even more valueable ;)

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  51. This is repugnant. by Torak- · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What kind of inconsiderate asshole gives Linux as a *Christmas present* to his non-geek friends and family? This is the worst kind of gift-giving - the kind given for the benefit of the person giving it rather than the pleasure of the recipient. I'm vaguely reminded of the episode of The Simpsons where Homer buys Marge a bowling ball for her birthday.

    Christ, what a bunch of cocks.

  52. sickens me by Kynde · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've been a linux user since 95, work with it, code for living and all that, but ...

    to go preaching around with it like that? It just sickens me. I mean I go absolutely ballistic with all these jesus-this-jesus-that religious f*ckers. Don't do the same under the linux label, please.

    Not to mention, I still don't understand why do we have to assimilate every one of those barely-interested-in-computers to using linux? While admittedly windows still serves them better. My better half has accepted linux, but see it from her that she does it for no other reason than me. And I can only imagine what people like her would think after receiving a freaking live cd for xmas. What some of you guys fail to understand is that they just dont care. They should, but they wont. I mean, I know I should care about politics, but frankly I don't give a rats ass about that either. Getting a political pamphlet as a xmas card from some "friend" of mine would just tick me, nothing else.

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  53. A comment to the whole thread by zarkzervo · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'm surprised at how many here say things like: "That's geeky!" and "That's a stupid idea!"

    News for nerds indeed!

    I like the idea. Why not try it out and give a report back later? This is what I think will happen: They will ask you the next time you visit what you gave them because it didn't work in their cd-player or computer. You sit down and show them and they will think it's a fun idea.

    Then. The next time people in the news mentions Linux, they will say something like: "Yeah! I've tried Linux. I'm up-to-date in this computer-place-thingy-stuff. This intur-newt-thing."

    It's fun. It's nerdy. I can't see why all you so called "nerds" are so negative. If it doesn't hurt anybody. Why is this such a bad idea?

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  54. Will you post a summary of your experiments? by SteelLynx · · Score: 2, Informative

    I really like this idea. And if I get a little bit of spare time in the next few weeks I might just do the same for (some of) the christmas cards I'll be sending this year.

    Do you have any plans for typing up a small page somewhere with the results of the efforts you put into this?

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  55. You mis-understood his point by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The point was not that "gifts which provide you with hours of fun are bad", but rather that "gifts which require more hours of unwanted _work_ and _effort_ on the receiver's side are bad."

    Legos or video games are an example of a good gift. They didn't require any unwanted effort from you.

    An example of a bad gift, on the other hand, would be if I gave you an XBox game if you don't even own an XBox. And then pestered you to play it. It requires more effort on your side than it required on mine. You get to spend some 150$ on an XBox, whereas I only paid some 50$ for the game. Plus the time spent going to the shop to buy one, etc.

    E.g., since you mention a bike, giving a bike to an adult who doesn't already know how to ride one is a bad gift. It requires a lot more effort from them to learn to use it, than it took on your side to carry it out of the shop. And it's unwanted effort: if they wanted a bike, they would have already bought one.

    And the bike makes for a good analogy with the Linux CD. It throws someone up a learning curve that they probably didn't want in the first place. To get any use out of it, they have to spend days learning new stuff. Days which they most likely didn't want to spend that way. Definitely not around christmas.

    So basically, as was already said, unless you know for sure they're interested in Linux, I'd avoid that kind of a gift.

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  56. Stuff it with free software by gr8_phk · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I always keep around a disk full of free (as in beer) software to give people. It has the Windows versions of:

    Audacity
    BitTorrent - probably doesn't belong
    Blender
    FlightGear - along with our local scenery area
    Gaim
    Gimp
    GnuGo - never seen any interest in this (duh)
    GTK - for Gimp and Gaim, but it adds confusion
    Inkscape - version 0.40 due any day now
    Maxima
    Mozilla - FireFox and Thunderbird
    Mplayer
    OpenOffice.org
    Python - for the geeky kids
    VideoLan

    All this crap fits on one CD. I don't usually distribute it in quantity, but it comes in handy rather often. No one wants everything on it, but there is something for everyone. I also include an HTML file that lists descriptions of each program and links to the project web sites. Whenever someone tells me about the "free" copy of some commercial package they have, I just give them the CD and tell them which legally free package to load instead. In some cases, the free version offers something they don't have with the ripped-off one they've been using.

    One guy at work actually wanted to stream video over his network at home. I gave him the CD and said "install VideoLan". After some setup issues, he has everything he wanted and is rather happy with it. It really goes over well when you fulfill an need people have.