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Scientists Propose 'National Parks' On Mars
colonist writes "Microbiologist Charles Cockell and astrobiologist Gerda Horneck want to turn seven areas on Mars into 'national parks', conserved in their pristine state. 'It is the right of every person to stand and stare across the beautiful barrenness and desolation of the Martian surface without having to endure the eyesore of pieces of crashed spacecraft scattered across the landscape,' they write. Cockell is not against colonization, though. He says that setting aside some areas for conservation would free up the rest of the planet for settlement."
Damn that Saxifrage Russell and his Greens!
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Crash spaceship sites should be designated 'national historal parks'.
As if we were planning on paving the whole planet as soon as we landed.
How about we GET there first, then colonize, then let all the pussy treehuggers whine about it?
Well, the good thing is that after this we'll know exactly the seven areas the conspiracy lovers will tell us there are signs of ancient civilizations, martian colonies or other such stuff.
The green movement turns red.
He should take solace in knowing that the massive amounts of radiation hitting the planet due to it having no atmosphere to speak of would likely burn out the eyes of the tourist.
You start up National Parks and the bears show up to beg and go through the trash.
So, America owns Mars now, right?
No. Any mission launched to colonize Mars would be a multinational group. But by the time they all got there, the Americans would have eaten all the Chinese, Japanese, French, German, and Middle Eastern aboard and the Russians would have been shot out of the capsule for being too much like American rednecks: "Hey y'all, watch this!"
Who gets to pick the nation? I assume that it refers to American, but I wonder how the rest of the world would like that idea. Then again, plant the flag, let them all head to Mars and try to take the land from us. You'll get my Mars when you pry it from my cold, dead, oxygen deprived fingers.
Will there be pic-a-nik baskets in the parkon Mars ?
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Does the Doom III ad have anything to do with the article, or is that just a coincidence?
Bunch of pussy iron oxide huggers.
Some of the probes went *SPLAT* instead of landing safely :)
-- Gone Crazy, Back Later
...We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
"My country, right or wrong; if right, to be kept right; and if wrong, to be set right." --Senator Carl Schurz (1872)
Well, for future reference, I'm a liberal, social democrat, and I don't consider the word "liberal" to be a curse. And no, I didn't grow up in Massachusetts or California, Colorado actually. However, I still have no idea if the regulations are good or bad, since I haven't looked at them in depth for myself.
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The point of this is to cordon off areas of Mars where McDonalds can't put billboards.
In Soviet America the banks rob you!
...they stole all of the pic-a-nic baskets!
Space parks means... SPACE RANGERS!!! "Hey Chuck, the tourists on trail three just ran out of oxygen. Can you spacelift them a few tanks with the Mars hopper?" "All Rangers, a bunch of tourists are being attacked by native demons. Make sure to bring your BFGs! *click* Sigh, what part of the 'FEED THE DEMONS AND THEY WILL EAT YOUR SOUL' do they not understand?"
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I guess the British Beagle landers will have to find a new destination.
Actually, I would bet on either the French or the Chinese in that kind of a scenario.
Most Americans aren't culinarily adventurous so they won't be willing to resort to cannibalism until after they're already the main course. Your average Middle Eastern resident is going to have to overcome double everybody else's religious qualms over 'long pig', with the same result. And as you point out, the Russians may be thrown out the airlock over their behaviour long before food stocks go low (or accidentally step out for a walk during a roaring drunk). That also is likely to happen to the Germans if they can't get over saying things like "Zat hydroponics pump vould nefer haf failed if it vass a *German* pump". Once any peacekeepers have been eliminated, the Japanese are likely to get tossed out the airlock by the Chinese as retribution for the Second World War.
So I'll bet on the Chinese or the French. Southern Chinese will eat any and all parts of any animal, and a good French cook will be able to whip a nice little burgundy, garlic, or herb sauce to make things palatable.
Laissez lire, et laissez danser; ces deux amusements ne feront jamais de mal au monde. - Voltaire
Question: if there are no trees on Mars to hug, aren't we going to need a new name to call these nuts?
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Na, they should be designated "international McHistorical McParks" since any colonization on Mars will probably be done by a corporation that will eventually run everything. After all, if we have a nuclear holocaust before we go to Mars (which would be a good reason to try to colonize there despite the enormous expense), what will be more important than food, and what kind of food will survive a nuclear holocaust? I guess it might also be "Hostess International Historical Parks" or even "McHostess International McHistorical McParks" at that point.
On the other hand, wouldn't Microsoft buy McDonalds before the holocaust as it expands in an ever-encompassing web of mediocracy? So...I guess it'd be "MSMcHostess MSInternational McHistorical McParks" or some similar variation.
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Problem with chinese is half an hour later your hungry again :(
I can see him in his Cowboy outfit now :p