Google Suggest
Cristiano writes "As you type into the search box, Google Suggest guesses what you're typing and offers suggestions in real time. This is similar to Google's 'Did you mean?' feature that offers alternative spellings for your query after you search, except that it works in real time." It crashes Konqueror, but works nicely on Mozilla. Update: 12/11 by J : The engineer who thought of it, then built it in his "20% time," blogs about the process.
> loose
Google
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Did you mean: lose?
Yeah, Slashdot needs this badly.
It would be cool if it didn't suck.
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[Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
Did you mean viagra?
That when you enter "P", the first suggestion is "Paris Hilton"? I guess this just proves that porn really does drive every new technology ;-)
I typed "tits" and it drew a blank.
Laws are for people with no friends.
... and I get SEARS !? SEARS is not sexy. It is probably the extreme opposite. ... eh... need extremely "quick" results.
Google needs to open there eyes and know that some people (mostly male I assume) need extremely quick "relevant" results when they are out of passwords, and
Try typing "mi". (saw this in an article)
Top 4 results:
Microsoft
miniclip
Michael Moore
miserable failure
Hmmm....
:)
p -> paris hilton
po -> poems
por -> porsche
I'd say it's pretty obvious what I intend to search for. This thing is utterly useless. (Although, in it's favour, I must say the Paris Hilton first link was pretty good.)
It's surviving a slashdotting. What more do you want?
Cheers,
Matt
Terrorist, bomb, al Qaeda, nuclear, yellowcake, kill, assassinate. Carnivore is dead... long live Echelon.
"It looks like you are searching for lesbian porn, would you like some help with that?"
"It looks like you are searching for lesbian porn again, do you remember what I showed you last time?"
"I know, I know, Lesbian porn,and can you rate these pages so I can update my page index?"
"Hello freak, try these"
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
This was mentioned in another story last night but I thought it was funny.
;)
If you go to the page and type "George Bush is a" you get some interesting suggestions.
Quick! Somebody do Kanji now!
It would be cool if it didn't suck.
Hum, the scary part is a search like this: goooooogle
Gives:
Did you mean: goooooooogle
Yes, that is it. Google is spelled with 8 O's silly me.
I only read slash. for the articles...
5 letters into 'slashdot' --- here I am reading slash fanfiction. This is just diverting me from my original goal. I - ooh, Kirk & Spock?! brb...
I got a real kick out of some of the suggestions.
... hates you ... breath smells like cat food ... hates me ... is an alien
... is gay ... sucks ... cheated on me ... hates me ... dumped me
... gay
my cat:
my girlfried:
(No suggestions, obviously Google is run by a pack of lonely nerds).
my boyfriend:
(Okay, make that an apparently gay pack of lonely nerds).
darth vader is:
(A delusional pack of gay nerds?)
Oh, the fun I'll have with this new toy when I'm bored at work.
Despite what EULAs say, most software is sold, not licensed.
I agree with your conclusion, but I just had to stop and point out that you don't condone one-handed sex searching. Hilarious!
Careful though, some pervs our there might think you were talking about wanking, jagging, or otherwise masturbating. (Horrors!) They might not get your true message about amputees.
I keed, I keed. I was just very amused with puritanical way you approached the subject, and that you went the extra step not to condone it.
I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants
...Google suggestion is renamed to "Skynet" by the company that acquired Google, Cyberdyne systems. Skynet is said to be fully operational. Soon it will become "aware".
-Randy
Type in g. Then type o. Then type a. Then type t. Aiyeee! I just wanted goat feeding instructions!
We recently had heard in the office over one of the Yellow Machine that's made by Anthology Solutions.
I just posted that from work. I'm such an idiot