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Fantastic Four Teaser Trailer

Brian Renner writes "20th Century Fox will debut the teaser trailer for Fantastic Four , on January 14th, before theatrical screenings of Elektra. Only moviegoers attending Elektra showings will get this first look at Fox's epic incarnation of Marvel's first family of comic superheroes."

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  1. And... by OzRoy · · Score: 4, Funny

    internet pirates will be able to view it on the 13th.

  2. Well... by TheKidWho · · Score: 5, Funny

    I already saw the movie, its called the incredibles!

  3. Soon we will see... by wcitechnologies · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...what is more important to the American audience.

    A classic group of beloved superheroes -OR- A nice set of...

    well, nevermind, I think you all know where I'm going with this.

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  4. Dear god no... by EvilCabbage · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... this movie could only possibly look worse if Paul W.S. Anderson had written and directed.

    Jessica Alba may be a fine piece of ass, but she is totally wrong for this film, as is the rest of the cast.

    I almost wish this Hollywood comic book phase was over so they'd stop fucking with my childhood heros.

    1. Re:Dear god no... by Xpilot · · Score: 4, Funny


      Jessica Alba may be a fine piece of ass, but she is totally wrong for this film, as is the rest of the cast.


      Feh, speak no ill of Lady Jessica! Her lovely ass may embrace any motion picture that she chooses. She could have been cast as Winston Churchill and I'd still pay to see it.

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    2. Re:Dear god no... by Osty · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Jessica Alba may be a fine piece of ass, but she is totally wrong for this film, as is the rest of the cast.

      Jessica Alba is hot as a brunette, but Susan Storm is a blonde, and I don't think Alba can pull off blonde well. However, Michael Chiklis as Ben Grimm and Julian McMahon as Dr. Doom look like good matches to me. As for the rest, I'm not really familiar with them, so I couldn't really say.

    3. Re:Dear god no... by marcushnk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      meh.. as long as they keep its just slightly corny.. it might be ok...
      Please oh please don't try to make it dead set serious.

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    4. Re:Dear god no... by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 5, Funny
      Her lovely ass may embrace any motion picture that she chooses. She could have been cast as Winston Churchill and I'd still pay to see it.
      Unfortunately in this movie she plays Invisible Woman so you'll be paying to not see it.
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    5. Re:Dear god no... by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Informative
      Jessica Alba may be a fine piece of ass, but she is totally wrong for this film, as is the rest of the cast.

      There're some stills here. Mr Fantastic at least looks too young, he should be mid 30s at least, he was a patriarchal figure. And I never recognised Jessica as a blonde....

    6. Re:Dear god no... by jim_v2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      But notice, it said that she can make other things invisible too...so hey, maybe something will work out there...no pun intended ;)

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    7. Re:Dear god no... by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Don't know who the Fantastic Four are?!?!
      I can only guess that you live in a country/region where for some odd reason Marvel didn't ship as many F.F. comics as thier other lines.
      Kinda wierd idea though considering it was a pretty important title. It was the FF the got Marvel back into the Super Hero bussiness in the early 60's, they had gone to monster/horror type stuff when the superhero comics became on of the 'satan worshiping/mind controll/reason teenagers behave like teenagers' things of thier time (much (A)D&D of the 80's or rock and roll, etc.)
      To give you a clue to the FF's influence I suggest you look at both Darth Vaders outfit and Dr. Victor Dooms outfit, then consider Dr. Doom predates Darth Vader by over a decade.
      Here's an interesting page google turned up: http://www.toonopedia.com/fant4.htm.

      Mycroft

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    8. Re:Dear god no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Jessica Alba may be a fine piece of ass, but she is totally wrong for this film, as is the rest of the cast. I almost wish this Hollywood comic book phase was over so they'd stop fucking with my childhood heros.

      Suit yourself. I'd fuck with Jessica Alba any day of the week.

    9. Re:Dear god no... by Gumph · · Score: 3, Funny

      well hopefully, we might be paying to see a wobbly outlined version of it - if you squint hard enough you may be able to make the lovely curvaceousness of it!

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    10. Re:Dear god no... by mahdi13 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I wish Hollywood would make a big budget action film about geeks bitching about everything under the sun.
      It was called Clerks
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  5. On the set video by AIX-Hood · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yahoo has an "on the set" video available for those who don't feel like waiting: http://movies.yahoo.com/movies/feature/fantasticfo ur.html

  6. I can hardly wait! by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Hulk was such a smash hit. This is going to be 4 times better.

    Nothing at all like a weaker version of The Incredibles.

    1. Re:I can hardly wait! by RSevrinsky · · Score: 3, Funny

      HULK SMASH HIT!

  7. Soooo. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Sooo....which do we think is the more likely scenario:

    Scenario A) People who want to see the trailer will force themselves to go see Elektra, which they had no interest in before, only because Fox is so desperate to make some money on Elektra that they would go so far as to try to deny the power of the internet.

    Scenario B) There will be a torrent posted here in 3...2...1...Who knows, we might end up with a torrent to the entire movie here before it has even been completed. Thus is the power of the internet.

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  8. Mod this post... by MonkeyBot · · Score: 5, Funny

    -1 FLAME ON!!!

  9. Re:Sounds good, but... by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm certainly looking forward to Sin City, tho.

    I must admit that Sin City is one of the few upcoming "comic book adaptations" that I'm actually contemplating seeing. Most everything else looks to be drivel in the same mould as Daredevil and Hulk. Comic book based films haven't generally proved to be as bad films based on computer games, but they do seem to do a fine job of butchering them none the less. The problem mostly seems to be that the filmmakers don't seem to get the comics - they seem to presume that if you translate the characters and something resembling the storylines over they've got all they need. What they lack is the feel, the spirit, the essence, the thing that gave the comic interest and vitality. I have to credit Sin City, because from what I've seen of the previews, at least they're trying to actually translate the feel and the style to screen. Whether it works is yet to be seen, but at least it doesn't look like every other standard Hollywood film.

    Jedidiah.

  10. heh by aztektum · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They're trying to churn up some ticket sales to Elektra

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  11. Re:Classic Cartoons by giginger · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Fantastic Four was done years ago already. It was so horrifically awful though that it was never released. The rumour is that the studio only made it so they could keep the rights to make it at a later date. The power of the internet brought that film to my computer when I accidentally used a Bit Torrent. I can inform you that it was terrible and that I loved it for that reason alone.

  12. Re:Random thoughts by Forge · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Funy thing with the FF. I spent 6 Years thinking the Thing was black ontil I read a flashback isue that showed his original apearance.

    Just something to look out for in the movie.

    Another thing. Spiderman was the best Chemis in the Marvel Universe. By giving him biological webs the movie made him average. Reed Richards (Mr. Fantastic) is the best phisicist and 3rd best enginear (Behind IronMan and Dr. Doom).

    Will they ignore his technological inovations and render him just a luky geak? Or worse, will they pull off a Hulk and drag his forgoten parents into it with prenatal genetic enginearing?

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  13. Shades of "Meet Joe Black"? by SensitiveMale · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sad when you have to use a trailer in order to sell tickets to a crappy movie.

    And Elektra is GREEK! Geez.

  14. Re:Classic Cartoons by NecroPuppy · · Score: 2, Informative

    It was actually released to video, but then the video was pulled.

    You can still find copies at gaming conventions.

    All likely to be illegal, mind you, but that doesn't stop copies from being sold.

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  15. The humanity! by trawg · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Only moviegoers attending Elektra showings will get this first look at Fox's epic incarnation of Marvel's first family of comic superheroes."
    Oh no! I hate it when I get denied easy access to watch advertising. I'll be queueing up to see this movie now!

    I find it inexplicable that movie producers don't let their trailers out into the wild of the Internets. If you want to put movie trailers on your website, you have to go through this incredible rigmarole - in Australia you have to purchase a license from APRA (the Australian Performing Rights Associaton), and then obtain permission from the owner/distributor of the movie to make their trailers available (legally).

    When you consider that these things are essentially glorified ads, then it is somewhat irksome.
  16. Elektra = Catwoman 2 by Coldglow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I guess they are still trying to milk this dead cow. Hot chick just about naked. Running around with the cameras trying to catch every angle. The only problem is she is not naked.

  17. Re:Will we see it in Europe? by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    (i don't think Daredevil did well in Europe either, did it?)

    Don't think that it did so well in Europe, it is not that here wouldn't be any fans, but who would like to see a crappy movie.

  18. So who plays Galactus? by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 4, Funny

    Between Kingpin being black, and Sue Storm being Latina, I can only assume Galactus will be played by a jew. I suggest Al Franken. He rocks.

    (Yes, I am joking... I'm usually PC, but I'm just looking for an excuse to peddle the idea of Al Franken as Galactus.)

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    1. Re:So who plays Galactus? by NJVil · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, if you're looking for someone to act as the Eater of Worlds, may I suggest Rush Limbaugh:

      http://www.e-sheep.com/rusheats/000.html

    2. Re:So who plays Galactus? by jdavidb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, believe it or not, The Thing is Jewish. (Another article.)

  19. Four by fiskbil · · Score: 4, Funny

    Am I the only one who read "Gang of Four" and then quickly started thinking about design patterns? I probably need professional help.

    1. Re:Four by obender · · Score: 4, Funny
      Am I the only one who read "Gang of Four" and then quickly started thinking about design patterns? I probably need professional help.

      This is Slashdot where professional help is always available. Which design pattern in particular you need help with?

      Oh, not that kind of help ...

  20. Re:Random thoughts by brandorf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Horrid Spelling errors aside, you've got a point.

    There's always some modernization that happens when a movie is released. People now know much more about what is possible. A movie critic elucidats the point rather nicely.

    " ...Parker is very quickly bitten by a genetically enhanced spider. (Updating the original comic book, in which it's a radioactive spider. Wouldn't that be funny now? SCENE ONE - Peter is bitten by radioactive spider. SCENE TWO - Peter dies from radiation poisoning. THE END)"

    But, no matter how faithful a movie stays to its source material, purists will still hate it.

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  21. I dunno... by ChuckleBug · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a kid, my favorite comics were Siler Surfer, Captain Marvel (Marvel's Captain Marvel, whom they killed off), and the Fantastic Four. So a large part of me eagerly anticipates this, but I also can't help but wonder...Do we REALLY want cinematic versions of every frickin' comic and TV show? Maybe Hollywood could stick to ORIGINAL ideas?

    Yeah, I know... Canned ideas mean more $$$$.

    Still, can't they just leave some things be?!

    I'm honestly torn about this.

    1. Re:I dunno... by stromthurman · · Score: 2, Informative

      I remembered seeing a preview for a Fantastic Four movie on a VHS many years ago, it looked terrible, and I never heard anything more of it. It apparently turns out that a movie was made in 1994 and, I guess, never actually released. IMDB (the link) provides some insight into why it wasn't, and what the goal was originally. So, Hollywood will not only steal your childhood and market it to you again later on, it will also steal your childhood for the sake of marketting it to itself! Hooray for Earth!

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  22. Wing Commander : The Phantom Menace by Kaenneth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    recall folks buying tickets to Wing Commander, just to see the trailer for the new Star Wars movie?

  23. Re:Random thoughts by Forge · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not as worried about the purity of the story as I am about the quality. I.e. I try not to grumble too much over 3 separate girlfriends being amalgamated into Mary Jane for Spiderman.

    I am even willing to forgive letting her survive being tossed off a very high bridge (Spidy lost a girlfriend that way in the comic)

    Those things are sometimes necessary to fit a long story into 2 hours or to promote the "new" paradigm of monogamy among heroes. (Seen a recent James Bond flick?)

    In Spiderman's case they managed to still pull it off. The Hulk was another matter.

    One thing I do like about the Marvel Superheroes movies is that they usually stock them with actors who look the part. No 5'10" 160 lb guys playing 6'4" 240 lb Vigilantes. That's where the problems began in the Batman movies. They went far and deep, but they started there :). So Wolverine was a little thin and too tall. He was still believable. Hugh Jackman made up for the physical differences by _acting_ the part. If only more movie stars would do that :)

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  24. It certainly bears mentioning by Illserve · · Score: 4, Informative

    That the Serenity trailer will be airing in this movie also.

    1. Re:It certainly bears mentioning by jordand · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not anymore. Since Serenity was pushed back to September, the trailer will be attached to The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy in May, which seems to me a much better deal. When is a proper trailer for Hitchhiker's coming out, anyway?

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  25. Re:All I can say is... by CrackedButter · · Score: 4, Funny

    More so when one of them men gets really long, one gets really hot and the other gets really big.

  26. 4 bad signs regarding this movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1) They're shooting in Vancouver. Not to disparage the incredible film industry up there. But one of Spider-Man's greatest assets has to be its adherence to New York being a backdrop to the life of Peter Parker. The stories are ridiculous, anything that grounds them deeper in reality, adds character, and boosts suspension of disbelief works. And in Spider-Man it does - the city is a supporting character.

    The problem isn't that they're shooting in Vancouver - it's that they're using it yet again to stand in for New York. Which only works in Jackie Chan movies where hovercrafts run rampant on the streets. There's something that's just too clean about Vancouver that doesn't translate and you know it, period.

    2) It's reeking of Punisher / Daredevil and not Spider-Man / X-Men. The major difference? At their core, the charcter arcs of the latter films are totally believable and relatable. The X-Men are every societal outcast. Spider-Man is the everyman with an incredible secret life who's really, really good at something but can never sell out because of a true, guilty conscience. And he happens to be a normal person. That's what makes these films work, period. The costume changes don't matter. It's truth to the story and how people respond to them. So much so, I like to call Spider-Man 2 "The Passion of the Peter Parker"

    The Fantastic Four's modern relevance and situational metaphors just aren't as compelling to a broader audience. Not in this shape and form. The lead performers may be suitable but no one has marvelled at their casting. When Hugh Jackman and Tobey Maguire first were shown as their characters, doubts faded. We knew they'd nailed the essence of their characters. Though Peter could use some more wisecracking.

    I think in everything I've seen that Chiklis gets it - but the rest of the actors strike me as just blank.

    3) The director made Taxi with Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah.

    4) Again, the director made Taxi with Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah.

  27. Re:Random thoughts by SmilingBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Have you read and seen the Bourne Supremacy? The plot of the film has nothing whatsoever in common with the book. Zero. Zip. (except the title maybe and the name of the protagonist) I was very surprised when I read the book.

  28. Re:What a great web site by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 4, Informative
    Then the inability to right-click on the ads to do "block images from this server" in Mozilla.

    Set up a bookmark (e.g. "Give me my button back!") with the content: "javascript:void(document.oncontextmenu=null)". You can click this to unbork such shenanigans.

    Can't take cradit for it, someone else told me about it. But it's cool.

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  29. Re:Classic Cartoons by porges · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No, the TV movie of Dr. Strange used that title. Never heard of the other one, though -- interesting.