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DOOM: The Boardgame

Ant writes "And I thought I had seen it all from DOOM world. Nope, there is a boardgame! It is for 2 to 4 players, playable in 1 to 2 hours, based on the groundbreaking DOOM 3 computer game by id Software. Seen on Blue's News." There's also Frag, which IMHO isn't a very good boardgame. The Doom game looks like it might work, though.

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  1. Wow, they mean it. by ScytheBlade1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    66 Plastic Miniatures, including:
    6 Archvile figures
    6 Demon figures
    6 Hell Knight figures
    6 Mancubus figures
    6 Custom Dice

    Wow, they really took that to heart, didn't they?

    1. Re:Wow, they mean it. by FiReaNGeL · · Score: 4, Funny

      They forgot...

      A flashlight! With some duct tape... to stick it to your shotgun!

    2. Re:Wow, they mean it. by w4f7z · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Doom: The Boardgame $54.95" At $15 more than Doom3 (the computer game) is going for at EB games is it really worth it? It seems that the slandering of plastic Imp figurines will never rival the much more viral experience of playing the PC game.

    3. Re:Wow, they mean it. by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Confession: I haven't actually played this, but it's been hanging around several stores I frequent like an unsalable boatanchor for some time now. I thought it looked exceedingly poor, and the impression I got from reading the back of box copy was that someone had just picked up a half finished fps-board game ( probably inspired (?) by Frag ) and 'skinned' it to make it Doom. I wouldn't waste your money. ( But remember - I haven't played it! It might be a sleeper hit. )

      There's also a Warcraft III boardgame which looked quite dull - these crossovers always seem a kind of puzzling decision to me. Stick to what you're good at, guys.

      In summary, I'd save your pennies for Acquire, which I hear is really good, or Blockus. Board games are expensive these days - sit back and wait for the dust to clear from the annual awards shows and then move in and pick off the victors.

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    4. Re:Wow, they mean it. by Gopal.V · · Score: 4, Funny

      At least it's better than Quake with punch cards

    5. Re:Wow, they mean it. by Schnapple · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Acquire is a game I never heard of before meeting my Wife. She and her family are PSYCHO about that game. They still had a copy from the 1960's that was on its last leg.

      Christmas before last I got them the last copy in the area. Seems it was re-released in 1999 by Hasbro, who owned Avalon Hill (ironically, for the purposes of putting out a new Civilization computer game). I was the hero of the day. I still don't get how to play the stupid game, and the one thing her family doesn't like is the fact that the hotel companies in the game were changed to tech companies (it was 1999 and all) but they can play the game for like five hours without breaking a sweat.

      As far as I know the 1999 printing is the latest one and as a result, the game's been out of print ever since. If you're in the mood for a "hardcore" boardgame snatch it up while you still can...

  2. frame rate by frankmu · · Score: 5, Funny

    i guess i won't have to worry about getting a new graphics card after all

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    1. Re:frame rate by jokumuu · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think the frame rate on it is quite low, human the lag in movement should be noticable, with most things appearing to stand still.

  3. Character development by Infonaut · · Score: 4, Funny
    But how will we get to replicate the beautiful character development of the video game in a mere board game?

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    1. Re:Character development by Zorilla · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, I'm still waiting for Duke Togo to get his own board game.

      "You encounter Maria Lovelette. What do you say?"

      a) "....."
      b) "........"

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      It would be cool if it didn't suck.
  4. If you're curious... by Zorilla · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's a look at the roll result matrix:

    Roll a 1: You are unable to see shit; lost 5 HP
    Roll a 2: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP
    Roll a 3: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP
    Roll a 4: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP
    Roll a 5: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP
    Roll a 6: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP
    Roll a 7: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP
    Roll a 8: You are unable to see shit; lose 5 HP

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    It would be cool if it didn't suck.
    1. Re:If you're curious... by ozbird · · Score: 3, Funny

      Doom 3: the Bored Game.

      You suddenly realize it is unnaturally quiet. --More--
      A cloud of darkness falls upon you. --More--
      You are hit! You are hit! You die... --More--

  5. Well, for one... by Lisandro · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... i hope it comes with a roll of duct tape!

    (PS: I loved D3!)

  6. Looks less than thrilling by Rhsqueak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Somehow I just don't think that a board game is going to be able to capture either the immersive atmosphere of the game. The game was all about being alone, how can you play it with other people?

    Besides, its hard to play a board game in the middle of the night with the lights off.

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    1. Re:Looks less than thrilling by Bohnanza · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yea, who the hell would want to play games with other people??

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  7. Hmmm... by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Now if it were Demonslayers of Catan they might be onto something...

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  8. Eh???? by dbottaro · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is there something I am not getting here?

    Most board games have some sort of Role-Playing element to them, not just "You walk into a room with 3 Cyberdemons. You died." Doom is a GREAT video game as most hack and slash games like it. How does gameplay flow?

    Are there character goals? Can you build up your marine to rule the underworld?

    Then again, perhaps I just don't get it...

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    1. Re:Eh???? by bryll · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes, if you play in 'campaign' mode you get to beef up your character over time. Mostly in the way of 'default' armour and such. The board game is actually a lot of fun to play. It's slow, tactical and actually requires some thought - completely unlike Doom 3!

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  9. Couldn't find info on the box. by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it come with a chainsaw or do we have to bring our own?

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  10. Doomonopoly... by ktakki · · Score: 5, Funny

    You just landed on Park Place, which has 2 Hell Knights, a Cyberdemon, 8 Imps, and a hotel. You owe me $1750 and a case of shotgun shells.

    k.

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  11. Unfortunately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You will have to upgrade your table in order to play.

  12. Boardgames are back? by mshurpik · · Score: 4, Funny

    Gee, I always thought the point of Doom was that you didn't need to play boardgames anymore....

  13. Sounds quite like D&D... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 3, Informative

    I remember a D&D board game. You had the little player figures, dice (Neo: LOTS OF DICE), and the fun part, a Dungeon Master :)

    I don't know, but this sounds like your typical board-playable RPG.

    As an off-topic side note, I also remember the Spy vs Spy board game, we had lots of fun with that one (not that it's related, just a thought)

  14. God Mode Help by OmegaBlac · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can someone tell me how I can roll "IDDQD"? These scary imps have surrounded my marine and about to give him 666 scratches of death!

  15. D3 Multiplayer by gibs · · Score: 3, Funny

    Clearly this is a direct port of Doom 3 multiplayer to the boardgame platform.

    -Supports 2-4 players
    -Playable for 1-2 hours

    I wonder if they also ported the "absolute shit gameplay" feature aswell?

  16. More information on boardgamegeek by Warlock48 · · Score: 5, Informative

    See what real boardgame geeks think of it:
    http://www.boardgamegeek.com/game/10640

    Ranked 68th, that's very good!

    1. Re:More information on boardgamegeek by CaptainCheese · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Ranked 68th, that's very good!

      I don't trust the rankings there. Boardgamegeek ranks DOOM: The Boardgame higher than Risk ,Monopoly, and even Chess. It also beats Kill Doctor Lucky, which is definitely an award-winning kick-ass game (as well as a Cheap-Ass Game)

      Now I havent played DOOM::TB, but I doubt it's more interesting and holds a better replay value than Chess. I have played Zombies!!! - a seriously flawed game, yet the voters of boardgame geeks still rank it higher than Risk and Monopoly. I suspect theres some vote-rigging going on, much like that which the admins at IMDb are constantly battling.

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  17. BoardGameGeek by Stalky · · Score: 3, Informative

    The place to check this out is the BoardGameGeek Doom: The Boardgame page, which has reviews, scenarios, and other good stuff.

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  18. Darkness... by c0dedude · · Score: 4, Funny

    Commence one hundred "HAR HAR DOOMZ REALLY DARK" jokes now.
    You may see:
    "Yeah, but you can only see 1 space ahead"
    "WTF WE nEed duct taPe"
    or "OMG DICE ATTACK YOU FORM KNOQWERE".
    We get it. Doom's dark. Enough already.

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  19. I want the collectors edition by way2trivial · · Score: 4, Informative
    with metal minifigs, that I can('t) paint!

    yeah, that would be cool,

    ~me walks away from the keyboard for the night, not sure if I'm serious or joking....

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  20. I spent New Year's eve playing this... by Denyer · · Score: 5, Informative
    ...yes, I know, I should get out more. We were dog-sitting and drinking as well, though.

    The rules provided in the box aren't always clear, but the game does have a lot of replayability. In fact, playing a mission you haven't played before can be extremely difficult, as it's easy to waste too much time and too many respawns exploring.

    Some people would argue that the ammo system is rather sucky, though. You collect ammo counters and lose them on the basis of the dice, not for every shot you make, so you may get no opportunity to use the bigger weapons with two dice that have chances to miss. This is especially crucial when you consider some monsters can't even be harmed by most weapons. Oh, and the losing armour on respawn really, really sucks, because there's so little of it in most missions, and without it, pretty much everything that attacks you will do damage.

    If you play it much, you'll probably want to establish some tailored rules for your group.

    Other stuff: the miniatures are decent and painting allows you to see the nice amount of detail they have on them; the playing pieces and cards are all heavy enough stock that should last a fair while.

    Give it a try, though!

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  21. Reviews and Pictures and MODS at BoardGameGeek by Spock_NPA · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, the boardgame community has been anticipating this title for quite some time. You can find more details, discussions, and mods (yes, mods!) on Doom from the perspective of boardgamers here:

    http://www.boardgamegeek.com/game/10640

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  22. Re:if it is like the real doom game.... by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 4, Funny

    A half life 2 board game will come out later leaving the old doom game in the dust.

    Unfortunately, the Half-Life2 board game can't be played in the same building as a computer running Linux or MacOS, and requires all players to call the publisher to ask for permission before playing. Most slashdot geeks clamor for a boycott against the game, but secretly play it at their friend's houses.

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  23. Cheat codes by gnovos · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cheat codes:

    GOD MODE: "roll" dice by placing them down carefully on the number you want

    KILL ALL MONSTERS: Place your hand firmly on your playing pice. With the other hand grasp the playing board with your other hand and shake vigorously.

    UNLIMITED AMMO: Point behind the other players and say in a loud voice, "Hey, what the heck is THAT over there!?!?!" When other player look away to see what you are looking at, grab all unused game tokens.

    CHANGE LEVELS: With a broad sweep of your arm, clean the board. Then set up again in the configuration of the level you want to play.

    EASTER EGGS: IDDQD, many easter eggs will become hidden in your house. (This only works on Easter morning)

    They've already come out with a see-through-walls hack too, in fact, it looks like it's pre-built into the game...

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  24. I've actually tried it. by scoopr · · Score: 3, Interesting
    A friend of mine actually bought it. So far we've only playd it once. It was actually rather good boardgame, infact I enjoyed it more than the actual computer game, but the one level we played took some four hours to play, which I think is rather too involving.. Granted it might of been the first-time hassle that prolonged the session. I recommend boardgame fanatics to try it out, just remember to reserve a good full sunday afternoon for it :)

    PS. You can actually see something in this game!

  25. Re:Since when? by ericvids · · Score: 4, Informative

    > Anyone can make a High poly game that requires excessive processing power.

    Pardon me for nitpicking, but how exactly is Doom 3 a high-poly game that requires "excessive" processing power? If you took Doom 3's graphics on its own and slapped it on an older engine, it would take much, much longer to draw at the same quality.

    You're clearly underestimating the massive engineering effort put into making the game. If you think Doom 3's engine was just created by "anyone", think again. Setting aside who made that graphics engine (as there are already lots of Carmack fanboys in the world to emphasize that point), the algorithms used in the game are the product of years of research work by other guys who aren't even directly involved in Doom 3's making.

    The shadows alone, though largely derided by most people for making the game "too dark", is only made possible due to Everitt, Kilgard and other people's groundbreaking research work on the area. I currently have their papers on my desk. Without those algorithms, Doom 3's shadows would approach *polynomial* time just to get it to render!

    If you want to criticize the game itself, go ahead. (I personally liked the game's atmosphere more than Half-Life 2, but my subjective opinions rarely count for anything.) But don't discount the fact that it took real people with great minds to actually make these stuff. I could say with absolute certainty that Doom 3 is ground-breaking in the graphics arena.

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  26. No monster closets? by writertype · · Score: 4, Funny
    Based on this picture, I see no monster closets. Ergo, it isn't Doom. Unless the guy playing the baddies can just drop random shit in on top of the player, that is...

    "Okay, I slowly -- SLOWLY -- enter the room. What do I see?"

    "It's dark. There's some blood on the ground."

    "And that's it?"

    "Yes. ROWR!"

    "What? What? I spin around!"

    "There's nothing there. Just a scary noise. Oh, but you see a box of shotgun shells."

    "OK, motherfucker, I know what's going to happen. I sneak up, and JUST AS I GRAB THE SHELLS I spin around!"

    "A closet opens up and an imp pops out!"

    "I shoot the bastard! BLAM1 I rolled a 12! He's dead!"

    "Good job, marine. So what now?"

    "I walk toward the door..."

    "And just as you do so, three Hell Knights teleport in behind you!!"

    "What the..."

    "GRROWR! ROAR! SLASH! BOOM! You're dead."

    "Motherfucker... OK, I hit Alt-tab."

    "What?"

    "You heard me. I navigate to the DOOM directory and hit unistall.exe . You backstabbed me for the last time, bitch."

  27. Re:Hmm what next... by jbn-o · · Score: 4, Funny

    5 golden rings!
    4 calling birds,
    3 French hens,
    2 turtle doves,
    and a partridge in a pear tree.

    Some assembly required.

  28. It is pitch black by dunkelfalke · · Score: 4, Funny

    you are likely to be eaten by a grue

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