Household Emergent Behavior?
Sam Pullara asks: "I got an IM from my Mom today telling me that she couldn't find her Roomba. It somehow had escaped the kitchen and she couldn't find it anywhere, all the doors that it could reach were shut and she checked under everything. She eventually found that it had gotten into a room and closed the door behind it. Once all household items are networked I wonder if a rich environment like a house will make strange behavior like this commonplace? Will the interactions between all the individual devices create something more than the sum of their parts?"
I just couldn't help but think of that. :) (#5273)
And BTW, if I may say so, your mother's quite cool if she has a Roomba and knows how to use IMs. I can't imagine mine ever doing either.
quidquid latine dictum sit altum videtur.
Ha, the roomba hid. My desire to build a robot that does nothing but hides (a cockroachbot, if you will) has never been higher. It could avoid light and run when touched. Release in neighbor's house for excess amusement.
Does this mean that her roomba was alive?
Are you sure that it wasn't your dad that put in the closet?
Is this story slashtod worthy?
when you vaccuum ver 2007 opens the front door for someone
every day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
We need to start implementing these in the code. Seriously. Safety quickly becomes a concern in complex systems.
Sigs? We don't need no stinking sigs!
Just as long as my Hyperdyne Beer Retrieval Robot finds its way to my living room. I'll be ok.
Computer, where is Commander Data?
Lt. Commander Data is on the Hollodeck.
my tivo became self aware, and began recording wil & grace.
Your mom is getting old and losing her memory. It's easier for her to blame a robot than to accept this reality. We call this denial.
Oh, and some other bad news, it's probably hereditary.
Roomba: "No dissasemble!"
OK that sucked.
This is what happens when the wanna-be geeks try to play too. "Oooh, robots" "Ohh something wierd happened" "Ohh I said 'Emergent behavior', all the other geeks will be so impressed!!"
Someone needs to start fud.slashdot.com where all the fakes and alarmists can go to hang out.
Roomba's Razor?
quidquid latine dictum sit altum videtur.
It's the sound of a thousand philosophers rolling their eyes in unison.
Keep denying the ghost in the machine and you will wake up one day to welcome your new overlord and master.
Clearly, there is more to this story that you've told us. Are you sure your Mom has told you everything? I think it was hiding from abuse. Here are some theories:
Clearly, the poor little thing is being abused, and was forced to run and hide from your mom. You need to go and help it. Only someone truely evil would stand by while a little household appliance would tortured against it's will. Won't someone please think of the Roombas?
Comment forecast: Bits of genius surrounded by a sea of mediocrity.
I can't wait for my toaster, microwave, cordless telephone, stereo receiver and PC to form some sort of Voltron-like super tech.
The only problem is that I'm pretty sure none of my current 12+ remote controls will be able to command it effectively.
"Voltron, put down the cat. Damn, wrong remote!"
Vincent J. Murphy
Spandex Justice
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
did you have to encourage the Roomba to come out of the closet?
My wife IS my Roomba: "FASTER Roomba or I'll get the whip!"
Time to implement vacuum coding standards!
Kill It. Kill it now. It is an early spawn of Evolution, and will only seek to multiply itself at the cost of right-thinking, right-leaning, right-voting churchgoers.
If you do not kill it at once, then eventually, you will have to face down and destroy its progeny, including condom machines, male organ likenesses, and anything soft with a hirsute demeanour.
Trust the Computer. The Computer is your friend.
Turns out the server got sealed in by construction as a panel was put on the other side of it, making it part of a wall.
"For the love of God, Montressor!"
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens.
Yo' mama so ugly, even robots try to hide from her!
In college I once built a tiny device that that could be hidden in a ceilng tile that would emit a de-localized sounding cricket chirp. If you turned the lights on to look for it it turned off. After the lights went off it waited 20 minutes then emitted a chirp about every few minutes. Victim either had to leave dorm room light on at night or go crazy hunting for it.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Humourous story!
Now when the military looses one of those new robot SWORDS that are autonomous like the roombas then we have a news story. Time to get the popcorn and turn on the news.
"It has been three hours and there is no signs that the chase will end. Facinating sight really, small robot running down the freeway with a string of 80 police vehicles creeping along behind it. The police are having to re-think how to stop this little robot. Their last attempt ended in failure when the vehicles placed in front as a baracade where blown apart to make way for the robot. It is not clear just how many rockets are still on the robot. Of course their first idea was to let it run its systems down. However everyone was surprised when it looted several cars for their batteries. At this point the chase could go on all night....."
So.. did they at least give the server a cask of booze in the wall with it?
Opinionated Law Student Strikes Again!
Somehow you managed to jump to the conclusion that it's going to start plotting against you or something?
It's funny you should mention that. Last night, some woman named Sarah Connor called me to come get my Roomba from her front porch.
When my mother first got her computer, she would IM me since I was away at college. One time, a girl I knew put up an away message on my computer that I will paraphrase as, "Out associating with a multitude of young, scantily-clad, homosexual men." My mom IMed me once while this away message was up and has never IMed me again to this day.
My other computer is a Jacquard loom.
They gave it a network connection.
Not since Marie-Antoinette played milkmaid has looking simple and honest been so fake and complicated.
No amontillado for you, ever!
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
This is how the Cylons got their start. One minute they were cleaning up the floor, the next minute they were plotting genocide.
Blue States:
Never ascribe to intelligence what can be explained by mere randomness.
Red States:
Anything that cannot be explained must be attributed to a greater intelligence.
OK then, you're my dumbass.
I know a guy who built a network in a Russell/Campbell office. He wanted to connect two buildings but the only way to do it was to lay the cable over the road. So if you know where to look, there's a particular driveway that has a speed hump and the speed hump is full of CAT5 UTP.
This is the best OT thread EVER!
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