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North Korea Admits to Having Nuclear Weapons
steelvadi writes "North Korea has now admitted to possessing nuclear weapons. Government officials there claimed that they are needed as defense from an increasingly hostile attitude from Washington. It was also stated that N. Korea will not be reentering negotiations on disarmament for the foreseeable future. "
In Korea, only old people have nuclear weapons.... Uh, nevermind :)
Iraq was disarmed just in time!
In other news, Darth Vader is Luke's Father.
Politics is so weird. An announcement that tells us something we already knew becomes big news.
North Korea? That's not how it happens!
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By "proof", do you mean "mushroom cloud"?
The Tools Of Ignorance wanna be a tool?
"It was inevitibible..."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"Inevataball..."
"One more time?"
"INEVITABLE! Jesus christ! Why are people so fucking stupid?!"
Sorry North Korea but you don't seem to be in the Middle East.. NO WAR FOR YOU! Iran however....
Don't worry. My toaster was made in North Korea and it sucks.
Great! Now back to Knopix vs. Debian! BTW Debian!!
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U.N. 'Pre-bukes' U.S. Over North Korean Nukes
by Scott Ott
(2005-02-10) -- The United Nations Security Council, in the wake of North Korea's admission that it has nuclear weapons, has passed a resolution "pre-buking" the Bush administration for whatever action it might take against the communist dictatorship.
"When we learned of nuclear weapons in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK), we immediately feared a U.S. response," said Secretary-General Kofi Annan. "By pre-buking the U.S., the Security Council demonstrates solidarity with the future victims of the American military occupation."
Meanwhile, Democrats in Congress have introduced a resolution condemning President George Bush in advance for "misleading us into conflict with North Korea simply because it's a nuclear-equipped Stalinist regime which has threatened to turn America into a lake of fire."
Good point. He's not mad, he's just ronery. FUCK YEAH!!
It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
...how is the oil situation in North Korea?
All I know is this never would have happened with Kerry or Clinton in office. It's not like Clinton helped them get nuclear secrets and materials or anything. It's Bush's fault!
Before any liberals are tempted to mod up one of my comments, a word of warning: I'm actually making fun of you.
The only nukes they have are in StarCraft.
If creating nuclear weapons were that easy
It is easy!
You just need a critical mass of U238, conventional explosives and a neutron source. Split the U238 in two parts, assemble it in a way that they'll be pushed together again by the conv. explosion, which is also the right point in time to start pumping neutrons in the U238. Voila!
How dare you actually inject factual logic into this?!
Do you disrespect our Dear Leader Bush George Il?!
It's pronounced "nuk-u-lar". What, are you in the reality based community or something?
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Typical ANTI-American!
Do you mean to imply that the US is ruled by horses?
U-235, U-238 - whatever it takes...
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Ok, so running with the previous analogy, the DEA gives the drug dealer drugs, but when the drug dealer uses the drugs to throw a party and his neighbors are horrified and demand that he be arrested. The DEA does nothing, possibly because drawing too much attention to the situation might reveal where the drug dealer got the drugs?
I'm kind of enjoying this analogy. As a previous writer stated, it's stupid, but it's entertaining.
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North Korea's Just pissed about Team America!
Someone will be getting a knock on the door from our beloved Deparmtent of Homeland Security...
Everyone keeps saying the United States is like the Roman Empire. If that's true, the key question on Slashdot then is - where are the orgies happening and how does one get in on one ?
Neither was Iraq a threat to the USA
US intellegence agents, and Russian Intellgence agents, and Vladimir Putin all disagree with you and think that Saddam's regime was preparing terrorist acts on the territory of the United States and beyond its borders, at U.S. military and civilian locations.
Now, do we have to wait for more American civilians to die (ala 9/11) before you are willing to let our president take action?
The anti-US propaganda surrounding this war has been disgusting.