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Babylon 5 Theatrical Movie Falls Through

duck2ducks writes "According to a post from JMS, the Babylon 5 feature film has been cancelled. This is sad news indeed for all fans of one of the best sci-fi stories ever produced." From Straczynski's post: "In the end, however, the deal could be put together, and it did not look as if that was going to change at any point in the foreseeable future. So the option has reverted, and to all intents and purposes, the project has dead ended."

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  1. That's okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paramount is expected to announce a new Star Trek movie unrelated to previous Star Trek characters on Monday.

    1. Re:That's okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's the new Captain. Britney's the Science Officer and Ben Affleck is the Doctor, Cedric the Entertainer is the Engineer and the villian will be Simon Cowell.

    2. Re:That's okay by ericdano · · Score: 1

      This is priceless. You are a genius. That movie would flop around like J-lo's ass

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    3. Re:That's okay by smchris · · Score: 2, Funny

      Paramount is expected to announce a new Star Trek movie unrelated to previous Star Trek characters on Monday.

      That's what I mean!!!

      Enterprise gets cancelled.
      The B5 movie falls through.
      _And_ the next ST movie gets announced.

      THREE bad things in only a couple weeks!

      Seriously. I have established cross-cultural friendships with people who _don't_ spend their vacation in full Klingon costume and I've actually taken me one or two of them fancy college film courses. Trust me. _All_ the ST movies can be lined up in a range from Sunday afternoon mall fodder down to the embarassing.

      B5, no. ST, yes. Fate, where is thy justice?

  2. NP: by Gubbe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Christopher Franke - Babylon 5 soundtrack - Sleeping in Light - End Titles

  3. Huh? by bconway · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is sad news indeed for all fans of one of the best sci-fi stories ever produced.

    I really don't see what this has to do with Firefly.

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    1. Re:Huh? by MegaManXcalibur · · Score: 1

      I can't agree with Firefly being the best (I still like Babylong 5 much better) but I do agree with the context of what you said.

      Having that line in the article was just itching to start a small flamewar since the best series depends on the person reading the article.

    2. Re:Huh? by hazem · · Score: 0

      I thought exactly the same thing!

      I had to buy the DVDs a 2nd time because my first set are spread around the country among my sci-fi loving friends. I feel like an evangelist!

      My next project is The Venture Brothers... I've hooked 3 people so far!

    3. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, because if Serenity does well, then this might get back on the fast track to being greenlighted.

    4. Re:Huh? by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      common, get real and be honest and true to the truth... firefly is very good ... but its not *great*.

      Sure had a shot at being great thou.

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    5. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Babylong? You have officially made the most disturbing comment on /. ever.

    6. Re:Huh? by StarManta.Mini · · Score: 1

      I hope so too, but sadly I don't think this is likely to be the case. I'm going to avoid pirating Serenity, though, for that reason ;-)

    7. Re:Huh? by GQuon · · Score: 1

      "one of the best"

      "one of"

      But they do share some of the same fate those two shows. Firefly was canceled but gets a movie. Babylon 5 barely got to run for a full 5 years, and then its movie was canceled...

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    8. Re:Huh? by Guy+LeDouche · · Score: 0

      I want my babylong babylong babylong...

    9. Re:Huh? by duck2ducks · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Hence why I was careful to say "one of the best".

      Granted, that doesn't ensure everyone will read it just as carefully...

    10. Re:Huh? by Quo_R · · Score: 1

      News Flash: More than one thing can be considered "one of the best".

    11. Re:Huh? by isecore · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm terribly sorry, but you seem to have messed up the spelling of "Farscape".

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    12. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where the hell are my "Offtopic" modpoints, dammit?!?

    13. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, but sadly true. For all it's flaws and being cancelled just as it was getting good, it still stands head and shoulders above every other sci-fi series ever made.

    14. Re:Huh? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      firefly is very good ... but its not *great*.

      It's small, and broken, but it's still good : )

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    15. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Babylon 5... one of the best sci-fi series ever???? HARDLY! It was originally written around 1950 under the title "Lord Of The Rings" and still exists in that original (and superior) form to this day.

      As for best sci-fi series.... hands DOWN it's FIREFLY.

    16. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Farscape! How DARE you mention that pile of rotting DRECK in the same breath as Firefly.

      Firefly = GREAT sci-fi.
      Farscape = Muppets in Space.

    17. Re:Huh? by isecore · · Score: 1

      Go ahead and watch crap if you want, I prefer watching exciting and original Scifi-adventure.

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    18. Re:Huh? by krunk4ever · · Score: 0

      They probably canceled it to produce Serenity
      Status: Post-production

      The film centers around Captain Malcolm Reynolds, a hardened veteran (on the losing side) of a galactic civil war, who now ekes out a living pulling off small crimes and transport-for-hire aboard his ship, "Serenity." He leads a small, eclectic crew who are the closest thing he has left to family -- squabbling, insubordinate and undyingly loyal. When Mal takes on two new passengers -- a young doctor and his unstable, telepathic sister -- he gets much more than he bargained for. The pair are fugitives from the coalition dominating the universe, who will stop at nothing to reclaim the girl. The crew that was once used to skimming the outskirts of the galaxy unnoticed find themselves caught between the unstoppable military force of the Universal Alliance and the horrific, cannibalistic fury of the Reavers, savages who roam the very edge of space. Hunted by vastly different enemies, they begin to discover that the greatest danger to them may be on board "Serenity" herself.

      If the movie does well, rumor has the tv series will return!

    19. Re:Huh? by fm6 · · Score: 1
      It's funny how B5 fans sneer at Firefly, and Firefly fans love to make fun of B5. As soon as I saw "best sci-fi stories ever produced" I started imagining the whole scene described in the usual Straczynski/Ellison overblown, overhyped, corny prose:
      Since the down of time, the struggle between evil studio moguls and the forces of righteous entertain...
      Naw, I just can't do it. Makes me nauseous. But you know what I mean.
    20. Re:Huh? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      When you say it's not "great" you probably mean it doesn't have all the corny, overdone thud and blunder of B5. A point in its favor.

    21. Re:Huh? by jnik · · Score: 1

      > It's funny how B5 fans sneer at Firefly, and
      > Firefly fans love to make fun of B5.
      Funny; I love both. Look forward to Serinity and was looking forward to TMoS. Maybe someday...

    22. Re:Huh? by ericdano · · Score: 1
      I love both Firefly and Farscape. I think if you just see the beginning of Farscape, you'd think it's Muppets in Space. But once Scorpious gets in, the series takes off.

      I'd love to see Firefly be taken up by SciFi in addition to Battlestar Galactica, Stargate, Stargate Atlantis....

      Andromeda used to be a good sci-fi, but this season has sucked big time....

      B5 is good, but no better than Andromeda. It's not in the Farscape/Firefly/Battlestar/Stargate class yet.

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    23. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you mean Angel?

      Don't get me wrong, I like Firefly. I also think B5 is better, but that's neither here nor there. The point is, Firefly is Joss Whedon. Every character in Firefly could be replaced by equivalent characters in Angel and the show would be the same. And the whole country-western theme sometimes gets annoying.

    24. Re:Huh? by jpostel · · Score: 1

      I LOVE Muppets in Space!

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    25. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You skitsofranik basstird!

  4. I blame Rick Berman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's the Enterprise Effect.

    1. Enterprise gets very low ratings.
    2. Enterprise is sci-fi.
    3. B5 is sci-fi.
    4. B5 will get low ratings (attendance)

    Behold, I have become Rich Berman, the destroyer of sci-fi.

    1. Re:I blame Rick Berman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably the "Nemesis" effect instead.

    2. Re:I blame Rick Berman! by GQuon · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is, that's probably exactly the reasoning that's exactly what goes through the executives' collective hivemind.

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    3. Re:I blame Rick Berman! by Walker2323 · · Score: 1

      If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of a million nerd's hearts breaking. Poor little guys.

    4. Re:I blame Rick Berman! by edinjapan · · Score: 1

      The B5 people should talk to Studio Ghibli or some another Japanese animation company. Given their success with Macross, Gundam, Evangelion and other sci fi series they should be able to do something that will at make least 1 million geeks spend their hard earned money. Failing that I could put a team together to do this.

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  5. I used to stay up tp watch B5 by Scrameustache · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Around here it aired at 12:05 am on tuesday nights/ wednesday mornings.

    I loved it, too-clean spaceships and cheap-looking interiors and all, until I saw the secret of the Vorlons, and I just didn't want to be watching a show about space angels. Good makeup though, and the psy sidestory was quite enjoyable.

    But did they really have a good enough story for a feature film, or were they banking on fanboys alone?

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    1. Re:I used to stay up tp watch B5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They weren't space angels. They weren't anything like angels. What they had done was make it so that those that observed them would perceive them as holy beings. Why? Because they were absurdly arrogant creatures that relied believed that the other races should obey them. What better way than to make them think you're the messangers of some deity?

      It's really not all that different than the Pope in spirit.

  6. "one of the best sci-fi stories ever produced" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    expect some weird confusing letters from our IP rights dep.

    - yours, george lucas.

    1. Re:"one of the best sci-fi stories ever produced" by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      weird confusing letters

      Like "W" and "Y"?

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  7. Enterprise by Paralizer · · Score: 1

    Does this mean we may see him revisit his previous Enterprise effort?

    1. Re:Enterprise by duck2ducks · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Enterprise by tloh · · Score: 1

      Forget Star Trek. I want to see the revival of Captain Power! Does anyone else remember this toy maker sponsored show? What a shame that show didn't get a chance to develop a fan following.

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    3. Re:Enterprise by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Unlikely in the short-term, as the reason he dropped plans for Enterprise and/or a new Star Trek series was because Paramount wanted to let the Star Trek franchise take a breather for a couple years.

      I think that's a mistake, of course, not to take JMS up on possible involvement in Enterprise, but there's no way in hell that the Paramount execs are going to reverse their decision to cancel Enterprise now. The series finale has already been advertised as being this May, and no TV exec wants to eat a heapin' helpin' o' humble pie. Unfortunate, since the last several eps of Enterprise show that the series does have potential, when Rick Beavis and Brannon Butt-Head aren't writing the scripts.

  8. I'm sorry, I just don't get it by jfengel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A friend of mine has loaned me B5 on DVD, and I keep at it, but I'm not entirely sure why.

    The most interesting thing about it is the long story arc. There's a lot good to be said about it, though I've seen others do it better. The costuming and sets are nicely done.

    But other than that I just can't find anything to like. The acting is generally incompetent; it looks for all the world like the actors are only barely off book. Or maybe it's because the dialogue is so stilted nobody could make it sound good. A few of the regulars manage to carry it off; one or two even mange to look good.

    But many of the regulars, nearly all of the non-famous guest stars, and even a few very talented guests sound completely incompetent. I just watched an episode with the hugely talented Michael York, and he chewed his way through the scenery as though it were chocolate.

    I'm an actor and director myself. It's hard to separate out blame in the finished product without being on set, but it seems to be the fault of the writing and directing even more than the actors themselves. But I've heard people praise Straczynski's writing to the high heavens. I just don't get it. I don't care about the cheesy CG effects or corny music; it's the parts between the interstitials that set my teeth on edge.

    Yeah, I already skipped through most of the first season. I'm now well into the third season, which was supposed to be pretty good. If it weren't for the fact that I'm trying to figure out why it's so important that it makes the front page of Slashdot, I'd long have given up.

    So I don't believe I'm trolling when I ask: can somebody explain to me why I shouldn't consider the failure of this to become a movie anything other than a benefit to mankind?

    1. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine has loaned me B5 on DVD, and I keep at it, but I'm not entirely sure why.

      Have you tried watching it sleep-deprived?

      Or watching a DS9 ep to give you a sense of perspective about how other sci-fi shows taking place on space stations have fared in the same timeframe?

      If all else fails, find a drinking game to make it worthwhile ;-)

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    2. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1

      So I don't believe I'm trolling when I ask: can somebody explain to me why I shouldn't consider the failure of this to become a movie anything other than a benefit to mankind?

      Well, that's a very tunnel-visioned, self-centered approach, isn't it? Whether you find it enjoyable or not Bablylon 5 is clearly of value to many people. Are you seriously suggesting your opinion on what is and isn't good should determine what others are allowed to enjoy?

      I mean, exactly how is it a benefit to mankind that people who like the series and who work with the series don't succeed in getting it made? I'm just an armchair philosopher here, but if they'd succeeded, and the people involved with it and the people who wanted to see it all derived enjoyment from it, isn't that a good thing?

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    3. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by dhalgren · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I like the story and ideas, and the production is secondary to me. I recognize that a lot of the acting is pretty bad, and the dialogure isn't great in a lot of spots, but that's just not what I'm watching for.

      I'd rather see good ideas poorly portrayed than bad ideas expertly portrayed.

    4. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by Coryoth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm guessing it's a matter of expectations. Pause for a moment and consider every other science fiction TV series you've ever seen. In fact, we could probably throw in science fiction films too. There are some exceptions (and they are generally wildly popular, relatively speaking), but for the most part none of them sport acting or dialogue the least bit better than Babylon 5. Many are, in fact, far worse. In that respect B5 is par for the course for science fiction TV shows with regard to the issues of acting, writing and directing. And then you have that long 5 season story arc, which makes it stand out from the others. That's enough to gain serious attention from the sort of people (slashdot readers for instance) who will watch anything branded as sci-fi that comes on the television.

      In essence B5 used that long arc (and the resulting back references to episodes from a season or more before) to provide a sense of character development (the characters to actually change through the course of the 5 seasons), and more importantly character depth through context (i.e. through all those back references). No, this sort of character depth is not a substitute for good per episode writing and good acting, but the relative depth and context was something that no other science fiction show was offering at the time. It is no surprise it developed a following (amongst geeks).

      Jedidiah.

    5. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rather than watching the poor directing and acting in B5, watch Crest of the Stars and its sequels (subs only, the dubs are horrible). It solidly wipes the floor with basically every other sci fi series put to TV that I've seen.

    6. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by MythMoth · · Score: 1

      Or maybe it's because the dialogue is so stilted nobody could make it sound good.

      I think that's unlikely; Harrison Ford once told Lucas "George, you can write this stuff, but you can't say it." I reckon a good actor can do a lot with duff dialogue.

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    7. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by zonker · · Score: 0

      b5 is okay but i quit watching it when it was originally on tv because there was too much soap opera (always a fine line in scifi) and a story line that you would get lost in if you didn't watch the show religiously.

      i don't think the show was really geared to the general audience either as many friends of mine who are into light scifi would watch stuff like trek, weren't into b5 at all and actively bashed it.

      i dunno, i'm sure i'm missing some good stuff by not going back and rewatching it but i'd rather put my time to use in things that i know i'll enjoy instead of things i might...

    8. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by bananasfalklands · · Score: 1

      Its a little slow at times but if you pay attention it pays off. It's not an 'alien of the week' story line where it dont matter if you watched them backwards.

      My favourite episode is on series 2 disk 5 or 6 with 'Sebastian', now thats a 'cool' story.

      Now does B5 need a another film - no.
      I don't own them on video/dvd either.

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    9. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by KoshClassic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      JMS is great in the sense that he came up with a simply fantastic story. But as a script writer, he leaves a lot to be desired. Too often in B5, characters explain their actions through ackward, un-natural sounding dialogue that really drags the show down at times.

      As for the acting, some of the actors have been terrific, and others have just been awful. Most have been decent.

      Still, I love the show and I do think it is probably the best Sci-Fi that has come around in many, many years, and to that end I own 3 of the seasons on DVD and eventually plan to pick up the other two.

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    10. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by jgrahn · · Score: 2, Interesting
      So I don't believe I'm trolling when I ask: can somebody explain to me why I shouldn't consider the failure of this to become a movie anything other than a benefit to mankind?

      Because others feel different about the series, of course.

      I remember watching part of the first season and finding it unremarkable. So I stopped watching until I think late in season two -- and then I got completely hooked. I still believe seasons three and four of B5 is some of the best TV I've seen. It certainly beats hyped movies like LoTR and the Star Wars prequels.

      Examples: the whole Londo/G'Kar theme; the whole USA-turns-into-a-totalitary-state theme; Garibaldi's and Ivanova's stories ... I can't believe all of that is crap, when it affected me and others so much.

      Watch your DVDs carefully. You might be missing out on something valuable.

    11. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by maynard · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So I don't believe I'm trolling when I ask: can somebody explain to me why I shouldn't consider the failure of this to become a movie anything other than a benefit to mankind?

      You've received some good replies, but I'll toss another one out there for your consideration. Babylon 5 is crap. The dialog is abominable and some of the principles are simply incompetent actors (as you note, I'm thinking particularly of Michael O'Hare, Bruce Boxleitner, Claudia Christian as the worst). So why is this such a popular program among the SF crowd?

      Beats me. I can't speak for 'em as I'm not one. But - gratuitous overgeneralization commences - I suspect the reason is that geeks want to see certain nontraditional ideas (either science, or sociological) expressed in narration and will forgive terrible acting, dialog and even ridiculous special effects in the process. I offer Dr. Who as a prime example of this. A terrible program that offered certain ideas about time travel, space, intelligent robots, and the occasional bouncing boobs. Awful stuff that a certain segment of adult geeks will still pay to watch. Babylon 5 offers similar awful dialog and acting, but slightly better special effects.

      When B5 fans offer its long story arc as reason enough to like the program, what they're really saying is that the ideas presented were "complex", "interesting" and "thought provoking" across years worth of episodes. Unfortunately, there's little concern for "suspense", which the vast majority of the TV viewing public prefers. Hence, the disparity between highly rated programs like CSI, Law & Order, Alias, etc (which offer reasonable writing, competent acting, and high production values) vs. what's targeted to SF geeks - who will watch anything from the worst low budget schlock flick on the SciFi channel (as long as it's set in space, or has aliens, or has an alien with bouncing tits), to ST Enterprise, Stargate SG1, and even Battlestar Galactica (which is probably the best SF on TV right now).

      Sigh. I wrote too much. But look, you will not find that B5 is a classic of television. It is not Kieslowski's The Decalogue, or Tinker, Tailor, soldier, Spy or Tanner 88. It is what it is. Which for some people is a lot of "Hmmm, very interesting" fun. And for others, it is a total, complete, unimaginable ("who the fuck green-lighted this shit?!?!?!") bore. *cough!* --M

    12. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree wholeheartedly. "I'm an actor and director myself." And I'm sure you have a long record of successful projects, huh? Have I seen any of them? Yeah, thought not.

    13. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by fermion · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Most people who see for the first time 10 years after B5 started are suitably unimpressed. It is not surprising. B5 does not have a lot of staying power. The writing is only marginal. The best characters were the supporting characters, like Ivanova and Molari, but even they got a bit bogged down.

      However, it is an historiacally important show. It broke the SciFi TV standard of using models, and instead went to CGI. It did what few shows have ever done and tried to get the physics right. For instance, the space vehicles are technicaly possible, and do not run thier engines all the time. The alliens have interesting cultures that are a mix of human cultures and not just a tranplant. For those of us in 1994, it was like nothing we had ever seen.

      In the end it is like I Love Lucy or All in The Family, or, even to a lesser extent, Dynasty. Not all that interesting from todays standards, but technically and thematically groundbreaking for thier time.

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    14. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I"m an actor and director myself..."

      Sorry, gay slash Star Wars fanfilms don't count.

    15. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christ, what a huge load of shit. Yes, you wrote too much, about four paragraphs too much.

      Despite your "cute" and wild overuse of "quotes" to try to convey your "sarcasm," what it really amounts to is you have a hig hly inflated sense of your own importance, and think your opinion is somehow indicative of "what geeks want." When the truth is, you're just a pompous ass with a big mouth and little to back it up.

      So please, stow the attitude. Fucking CSI, for Christ's sake?! Good lord. Law & Fucking Order, the most formulaic, exploitive, "ripped from today's headlines" junk this side of reality TV? I'll hand it to you have to have balls the size of cantaloupes to condemn the taste of others with a straight face, if that's your basis for comparison.

    16. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by jwcorder · · Score: 1
      "I recognize that a lot of the acting is pretty bad, and the dialogure isn't great in a lot of spots, but that's just not what I'm watching for."

      In that case, they should hurry up and make this movie, because it will make a ton...see "Mean Girls". I didn't watch it for the acting or dialogue either.

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    17. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, there's little concern for "suspense", which the vast majority of the TV viewing public prefers.

      "Suspense" is a cheap device for hack horror flicks. Once you've seen what's going to happen, the suspense is over.

      What makes, say, Hamlet a great work (and I'm comparing JMS to Shakespeare) is not the "suspense" of whether Hamlet's going to kill himeself or the king. We know the ending, yet we return over and over again.

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    18. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by maynard · · Score: 1

      > > But - gratuitous overgeneralization commences - I suspect

      > [...]you have a hig hly inflated sense of your own importance, and think
      > your opinion is somehow indicative of "what geeks want."

      No, my opinion is just that - my opinion. And he, at least I admit as much from the start. Sorry you disagree.

      > Fucking CSI, for Christ's sake?! Good lord. Law & Fucking Order, the
      > most formulaic, exploitive, "ripped from today's headlines" junk this
      > side of reality TV?

      It sells. A lot. When it stops selling, it will be cancelled. Just like Enterprise was (about four seasons too late for my taste). So, considering how much you hate network TV fate, how about Deadwood, The Soprano's, Huff, or The L Word (hey, hot lesbian action there!). All those programs kick B5s ass in terms of writing, acting, and production values. Or maybe you disagree. In which case, turn flip the channel to SciFi and
      "share and enjoy." 'Cause "It tastes not quite unlike tea!" *cough!*

      For the life of me I can't understand why SF fans accept such terrible writing. I still think it's because they would rather see some esoteric idea poorly expressed within a narrative (usually as some lame soliloquy instead of presented as direct action within the plot), instead of competent writing, acting, and direction creating suspense which leads to final denouement.

      Which doesn't preclude SF writers (or any other genre) from creating suspenseful stories, it just means that the average of that genre - well *ahem!* sucks. JMO! :) --M

    19. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by maynard · · Score: 1

      What makes, say, Hamlet a great work (and I'm comparing JMS to Shakespeare) is not the "suspense" of whether Hamlet's going to kill himeself or the king. We know the ending, yet we return over and over again.

      Why am I forgetting the name of that old story of the king who holds a magic ring that brings him love and adoration. He has three sons and because he can't separate the ring (or its magic) into three for each of his sons, he has copies made of it and hands them out instead. But the sons see that the magic doesn't work and soon they fight over which is the "real" ring. Until a wise man tells them that the magic is not in the ring but in the man. And henceforth they each learn to act justly. King Lear came long after that, and in certain plot points is similar. Jeesh, I really should remember this. Brain fart. It sucks getting older.

      Anyway, while I wouldn't compare B5 to Hamlet (you're certainly welcome to), I will say that I'm not competent to say why Shakespeare is as good as he is. He is. IMO, B5 is not. Nowhere close. To compare film adaptations of Shakespeare, I'll take Kurasawa's Throne of Blood (MacBeth) or RAN (King Lear). Polansk's '71 adaptation of MacBeth is damn good too. But that's JMO. --M

    20. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      (and I'm comparing JMS to Shakespeare)

      How the heck did the not fail to make it to the keyboard when I typed that? Of course I'm not comparing JMS to Shakespeare, that's not fair to anyone. (I don't even think it's fair to compare Shakespeare-the-actual-writer with Shakespeare-the-annoited-culture-hero, but that's another topic...)

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    21. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by GQuon · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, there's little concern for "suspense", which the vast majority of the TV viewing public prefers.

      Funny. Whenever I'm asked to describe Babylon 5, I say "Epic Science fiction suspense and political drama." The season-wide "suspense" was mostly resolved by the end of season 4, though.

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    22. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      while I wouldn't compare B5 to Hamlet (you're certainly welcome to)

      What an embarassing typo! Please change that to "and I'm not comparing JMS to Shakespeare" in my post. :-)

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    23. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you skipped most of the first season? in other words you skipped large sections of character development, and possibly key plot points.

    24. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by Hortensia+Patel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, you're getting some flak for this already, but I don't think you're wholly out of line. I bought B5 on DVD recently and, yes, the dialog is crap. The acting is mixed, but certainly not stellar.

      For me, it's not about "long story arc". It's about ambition. It's about political commentary sneaking through in a culture which really doesn't encourage such things. It's about trying to tell a story on a scale hitherto unattempted on television, and largely succeeding. And, despite the poor dialog, there's some groundbreaking character work in there. Take Londo. A genuine, 100%, bona fide tragic hero, right there on the small screen. Where had you seen that before? Where have you seen that since?

      As for suspense... have you seen Severed Dreams? I finished that ep feeling like I'd just watched a 3-hour feature film. A very, very good one.

    25. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      B5 reaps rewards by establishing its characters, its universe and its storyline, as with any good story. By the time you reach Season 4 your emotional investment in the story transcends relatively minor details like acting, special effects, set design and dreadful attempts at humour - though the series consistently improves on these throughout its run (ok, except the humour).

      Star Trek, by comparison, rarely managed to create a single episode that could compensate for the emotional investment that a story arc series like B5. At the time of B5, this idea of "story arc" was extremely novel especially in a world raised on Star Trek. Today everyone is doing it, although as series like Enterprise proves some franchises still can't get it right (with the exception of DS9's later seasons).

    26. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      It sells. A lot.

      You lost me. Are you arguing about a TV show's quality, or about its popularity (the two are, if anything, negatively correlated)?

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    27. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My needs were simpler I guess... B5 for me was the first Sci-Fi series to 'get' space. Ships didn't need wings unless they wanted to work within a planets atmosphere. Ships could turn without redirecting their movement (aka they could turn and fly 'backwards').

      Space as space is meant to be. That is what addicted me to B5. Alot of Sci-Fi still gets it wrong today.

      The story though was intricate, and made the second reason I liked it... It wasn't random plots like most SF of the day it had a course that spun everything together like a map. The acting and directing was average, and heck individual stories were often weak as well. But in total they were much more effective...

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    28. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by ectoraige · · Score: 1

      Keep working through it, "Endgame" in season four still brings tears to my eyes. Babylon 5's schtick is that it was so different at the time compared to what was out there. It taught the L.A. T.V. producers that there is an audience willing to follow a longer story arc. Shows like 24 would never have been made had it not been for Babylon 5 really showing the way.

      As for DS9, it only got good once B5 aired against it and showed what good sci-fi should be like. Sure, the production was comparitvely cheap, but the characterisation and storyline outdid all it's peers.

      I'm drunk BTW, and have no idea why I'm in front of my computer.

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    29. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by jhoger · · Score: 1

      DS-9 was one huge story arc which ran throughout (political, military developments between Bajor/Cardassia/Dominion/Feds), and ran mini ones all through the show. The big story arc continues in the books. The arc actually started with ST:TNG.

      So why say "DS9's later seasons?" I see that a lot around here, and it is flat wrong. DS-9 had continuity all the way through, I recall a big two or three parter from 2nd season "The Circle," epic character development over the series ex: Odo, Sisko, and Dukat.

      For theatrical productions, acting is NOT a minor detail. DS-9 proved that you can have intriguing, engaging stories and have good acting too.

      Too bad Enterprise took so long to find its way. They had good acting but mediocre scripts for a bit too long... opposite problem of B5.

    30. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by psiphre · · Score: 1
      Shows like 24 would never have been made had it not been for Babylon 5

      I saw the first third of 24, and I proclaimed it the best TV I had seen in years.

      I saw the second third of the same season and proclaimed it the shittest excuse for sutherland to wave his penis around that I had ever seen.

      I guess, you win some/you lose some.

    31. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by maynard · · Score: 1

      You lost me. Are you arguing about a TV show's quality, or about its popularity (the two are, if anything, negatively correlated)?

      Popularity negatively correlates with quality. Wow. Is that really true? This is a difficult question because it's not a binary proposition. Yes and no offer nothing in the way of an answer. Some terrible programs are popular while some artistic masterpieces of television lay fallow. And I don't know why.

      I listed some lesser known television programs at the bottom of my prior post that are considered "masterpieces": The Decalogue; Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy; Tanner 88. These programs were certainly well received at their original broadcast, though they were not all blockbusters (The Decalogue is Polish and unfortunately never made it to US television). So, this is quality television. Art in the real sense. And on a budget significantly lower than any of the popular Network programs I listed like CSI, Law & Order, Alias, ER, etc.

      So how can I claim that something like CSI or ER is "good" while B5 is "crap"? I'm talking about writing (both dialog and episodic story arc); acting talent; directing, photography, editing; production values (set design and location, costuming, lighting, camera and equipment); etc. The high budget and production values of ER or CSI allow writers enough time to edit their work before shooting begins. They have the money for multiple takes to get exactly the right shot. They have time to edit the work properly. They buy quality equiment. In general, this allows them to produce work which fits a certain standard of "good workmanship".

      Does this make it art? Is it highly original or daring? No. But it does make (on average) competently produced television. Which (usually) draws an audience. Maybe. And an audience draws advertising dollars, which pays for production, blah blah blah.

      A more interesting question is what's the comparative barrier to entry for SF vs. traditional drama? Is budget consumed on expensive effects the primary cause for low dramatic quality (on average) or are the writers fulfilling the expectations of their target demographic on purpose? I don't know the answer to that, either. --M

    32. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by jjphtm · · Score: 1

      For trolls who rag on the B5 writing I have this:

      "There's an old saying about books, which I'll rephrase to include B5: Babylon 5 is like a book, and a book is like a mirror: if an ass peers in, you can't exactly expect an apostle to peer out."
      - JMS

      It's all about what you bring to the table....

    33. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by emarkp · · Score: 1
      So do you disagree with the Hugo award for the season 2 episode "The Coming of Shadows"?
      can somebody explain to me why I shouldn't consider the failure of this to become a movie anything other than a benefit to mankind?
      Well, even if you don't like the show, it's not like it's flesh-eating bacteria, or Star Trek: Enterprise.
    34. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
      Geez, man, if you don't like it, don't watch it! Nobody's forcing you - it's only your own time that you're wasting.

      Myself, I'm surprised at how many of my friends laughed at me for watching B5 ... and then eventually turned into fans themselves (one as recently as a few months ago). I mean, I'm seriously surprised - I loved the show, but I recognise it had limitations, particularly some of the acting (I won't name any names, but if you were a telepath you would know who I mean ;) So I'm surprised that it became as popular as it did.

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    35. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Well, that was kind of the point. You're a fan; many of your friends turn into fans. I just wanted to know what it was I was missing. Was it a joke that I wasn't in on, or was there something subtle I was too dumb to get. Nobody's forcing me, but I hate to be left out of something good. If it's a taste worth acquiring, I needed a few pointers.

      The answers seem to come out to a combination of "Yeah, it's dumb, but it's also a unique kind of sci-fi" with "You need to gloss over the bad parts because the good parts really are worth it". Good enough for me.

    36. Re:I'm sorry, I just don't get it by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
      Fair enough - but I think if it hasn't clicked for you by season 3, it probably never will! That was the best season as a whole.

      I'd agree with both of those answers. JMS isn't as good a writer as he thinks he is, but sometimes he almost is, and I appreciate the bold attempt, flawed as it is, to bring such a grand epic to the screen. Sometimes it's cheesy and melodramatic, but sometimes it's brilliant (eg Severed Dreams, The Long Twilight Struggle, And The Rock Cried Out No Hiding Place, any scene with Londo and G'Kar in it). And as others have said, at the time it was a refreshingly darker, grittier, more realistic change from the shiny plastic future of Star Trek (although it now seems tame in comparison with Battlestar Galactica). I'm not quite the one-eyed fan I used to be, though; the B5 has had 5.5 seasons and 5 TV movies, that's a pretty good run. Now I would probably prefer more Firefly or BSG to another B5 film, if I had to choose.

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  9. B5 no more :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The nice thing about Babylon 5, was that it had a complete story line before the first movie was even made. That means a completely intermixed story. The exact opposite from most other sci-fi shows that were out there at the time. Something that happens in the first episode actually means something, in one of the last episodes. (Londo's dream of how he will die.) And that is just the most obvious link. I for one had hoped that Crusade would have picked up where B5 left off, but it died a rather quick death. The movies were always good and it would have been great to see a new addition to the line.

  10. Lack of Funding and B5 by froodiantherapy · · Score: 0

    This dissapointment feels similar to the season 4/season 5 fiasco. For those of you unfamiliar, the show was planned as 5 seasons, but the network told them near the beginning of 4 that the show was being cancelled. In response, they crammed all the plot for both seasons into season 4. Of course, when the season was over, the network uncancelled the show, allowing for a 5th, and somewhat mediocre, season. Oh well. The movie will happen some day.

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    1. Re:Lack of Funding and B5 by forkazoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, the getting rid of the commander at the end of the first season wasn't planned. And, as far as I know, Delenn and Sheridan hooking up wasn't planned at first. (Delenn was originally supposed to be voiced by a man, after all...)

      So, a lot of people insist that it had a complete 5 year story arc that was set in stone from the beginning, but they changed it around a lot as production progressed. I don't dislike the show, but I think the people who rave about the perfection of the story arc are over stating how impressive it really was.

    2. Re:Lack of Funding and B5 by duck2ducks · · Score: 3, Informative
      Michael O'Hare's departure wasn't really planned from the beginning, but was a naturally organic development of Sinclair's story. Joe talked in detail about this, both specifically and more generally: how creating a show over five years (when an actor could unexpectedly leave or, say, drop dead) necessitated a story that, while relying on tight plotting and a coherent vision, could nevertheless be dynamic enough to adjust for any unexpected occurrences.

      And while the character Delenn was originally supposed to be a man, this would not have lasted. [SPOILER WARNING] When Delenn undergoes her transformation at the end of season one, the process was originally supposed to be not just from Minbari to a Minbari/human hybrid ... but also from male to female. JMS's detailed comments on such can be found here.

    3. Re:Lack of Funding and B5 by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      Wow, that would have been creepy if they kept the original idea for delenn, and went through with the romance plot. IMHO, the original makeup for delenn was more interesting, and alien than what they used in the series. I would have loved it if they managed to go straight from the original movie, into production, and keep more of the original feel.

    4. Re:Lack of Funding and B5 by duck2ducks · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's why the makeup was different in "The Gathering", in fact: they were specifically trying to give Mira Furlan an androgynous look since even then they were still trying to make Delenn male. In the end, however, it was scrapped because the idea was more ambitious than the technology they had on hand. (Specifically, they couldn't tweak the voice to a more male timber without it sounding unbearably "off".)

    5. Re:Lack of Funding and B5 by beamdriver · · Score: 0

      JMS dumped O'Hare because the studio wanted a bigger name as the lead actor. Straz lied about this, long and repeatedly, saying that this was something that came organically out of his writing. Most likely the "great ending" that JMS bragged about was the B4 two-parter where Sinclair becomes a Minbari and goes back in time. It certainly would have made a far superior denoumount than the nonsense we actually got.

    6. Re:Lack of Funding and B5 by duck2ducks · · Score: 1

      Any source you can cite for this? 'Cause without one, I'm more apt to take JMS' word over what seems to be random hearsay or conjecture.

  11. Come on! by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1

    Link to the damn post! I followed the only link in the body and got royally confused by it.

    Yeah, I figured it out quickly enough, but without a real link isn't this just hearsay?

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    1. Re:Come on! by shades66 · · Score: 1

      the 'has been cancelled' part of the link is a seperate link :)

      confused me at first too !

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    2. Re:Come on! by mixmasta · · Score: 1

      You must be new here. ;)

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  12. This is a bad thing? by imperious_rex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I loved the B5 series and miss it. But given the [poor] quality of the B5 spinoff series (Crusade) and telemovies (Call to Arms, Legend of the Rangers), is this really so bad? Sorry, but this had to be said.

    1. Re:This is a bad thing? by GQuon · · Score: 1

      I hope you know about why Crusade seemed to suck so much. It was basically stabbed by the guards before the door opened into the Colosseum.

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    2. Re:This is a bad thing? by Drakino · · Score: 4, Informative

      I loved the B5 series and miss it. But given the [poor] quality of the B5 telemovie (Legend of the Rangers), is this really so bad?

      Actually, Legend of the Rangers did decently ratings wise on SciFi, in markets where it did not air alongside the final NFL playoff game before the Super Bowl. Basicially, some crazy people flew some planes into buildings around september 2001, and thus the NFL season was delayed a bit. Normally the movie would have aired on an otherwise uneventful weekend, but none of the execs at SciFi moved it off the date after the attacks.

      The ratings were good enough that JMS would have been given a green light for the series.

      Of course, with SciFi crapping all over Farscape, the series would have probably been canned when it got out of the season one rut major story arc series have.

  13. on sci-fi movies by Zapraki · · Score: 4, Insightful
    So, now the Babylon 5 movie is dead, and with Enterprise's demise the chance of another Star Trek movie anytime soon is slim.

    What's a sci-fi movie geek to do??

    Ok, we got Episode III coming out, but I don't think I'm alone in saying that my expectations for Star Wars have been decidedly jaded in recent years.

    I guess it'll have to be all about stuff like War of the Worlds, which I personally have very high hopes for after seeing some preview stuff, and moreover, Hitchhiker's Guide, which will either be the greatest sci-fi comedy since Space Balls (if not, dare I say, better?) or else it will be despised and insulted to levels of previously untold fury. I mean, it's the same problem faced by Peter Jackson for LotR. You have such a truly great literary work, and you have to turn it into film, carefully balancing the unwashed masses who've never read the book on one side, and the die-hard purists who've memorized it line-by-line on the other.

    1. Re:on sci-fi movies by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Informative

      What's a sci-fi movie geek to do??

      We have a splendid year of sci-fi movies ahead of us! A star wars movie that MIGHT include the death of Jar Jar (hey, I can dream!), A Scanner Darkly, Serenity, 2 (count 'em, TWO!) War of the Worlds adaptations, and this decade is the one that finally features the big screen adaptation of the Hitch Hiker's Guide. Not to mention the superhero revival is still going strong, Brian Singer is busy pissing off Fox by making a Superman movie, we have a great looking Batman origin flick coming out this summer.
      And the future holds even more wonders, a Logan's Run remake... THAT movie deserves a remake, the story is great, the flick was AWEFULL, though highly quotable ("Run! Runner!", "Fish, plankton, seagreens! And proteins from the sea!").

      As a sci-fi cinema geek, I'm thrilled!

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    2. Re:on sci-fi movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their doing A Scanner Darkly as a rotoscroped animation; Which if you've ever seen the animated version of LOTR is not a good thing - It will probally end up looking "mechanical" like Titan AE or The Final Fantasy movie. Also there is a major misdirection spoiler at the end of the book to do with the main character that I doubt anyone could pull off.

      Hitch Hiker's Guide is a Disney production. They have just not been having that great a track record lately. Also one of the characters looks really mis-cast.

      War of the Worlds eh. Three words - The Time Machine.

      The world just doesn't need another superhero movie. Seriously.

      The world also doesn't need another remake - Which will almost certainly end up being worse then the original (With the exception of Battlestar). Further, the idea of redoing a retro movie with a cool story but cheesy special effects and "period" acting, has been done. For example - Planet of the Apes, Dawn of the Dead, Rollarball (they really dropped the ball on that one) And you could also could almost count the Star Wars prequels amoung those.

      "As a sci-fi cinema geek, I'm thrilled!"

      Geez... I hope you're being sarcastic.

      Since, all the movies you quoted are not really sci-fi at all, or at least hard sci-fi. But rather Action/Adventure/Comady movies with a sci-fi backdrop providing an excuse for Cgi special effects - being a kind of shopping mall theater fodder. This is not to demergrate you if you're into stuff like this - after all we are talking about entertainment here. But if you're looking for hard "2001" or epic "LOTR" this is not the season for you if you really are a sci-fi geek.

    3. Re:on sci-fi movies by SirGeek · · Score: 1
      And the future holds even more wonders, a Logan's Run remake... THAT movie deserves a remake, the story is great, the flick was AWEFULL, though highly quotable ("Run! Runner!", "Fish, plankton, seagreens! And proteins from the sea!").

      Let me guess.. The 1st time you saw "Logan's Run" was on some "Afternoon Matinee" when you were in high school a few years ago ? It was the mid 70's when that movie was done, put it into perspective. It was the same level of acting as Star Wars had at the time.

      If you really want a decent summer of movies, how about hollywood come up with something that isn't a remake of ANYTHING ? ( No remakes of any TV shows or OTHER movies, no more remakes of remakes of remakes like Night of the Living Dead, no more crap attempting to pass as even moderately intelligent ).

      Don't get me wrong, I do like good sci-fi. I'm been reading/watching it for close to 30 of my almost 40 years of age. There isn't one movie listed that I have the SLIGHTEST desire to go see (another movie of "Bill Preston, Esquire" trying to emote, Ooo.. Logan's run now has a 21 year old death date instead of 30 ?)

      Sorry.. I'll just read something that requires more intelligence than the current drek on TV.

    4. Re:on sci-fi movies by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      "Logan's Run" [...] was the same level of acting as Star Wars had at the time.

      Seriously, they are one year appart. Check Logan's Run's sfx and models, and check out Star Wars. They aren't on the same footing.

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    5. Re:on sci-fi movies by SirGeek · · Score: 1
      Seriously, they are one year appart. Check Logan's Run's sfx and models, and check out Star Wars. They aren't on the same footing.

      Right.. And that has what to do with acting ?

    6. Re:on sci-fi movies by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Right.. And that has what to do with acting ?

      Right, and your coming out with something irrelevant to what I was saying to disprove it has to do with intelligent discourse ?

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  14. WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is going to just fade quietly into the night, but a crap show like Enterprise gets cancelled and we have the budget of a small indie movie being spent on full page ads in the NYT or something.

    I hate Americans.

    1. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B5 was crap, too. I don't see your point.

  15. couldn't top in the beginning anyway by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

    b5: in the beginning was a great movie. the best b5 movie so far and one of the best sf movies at all.

    can't see how jms could top his masterpiece

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  16. Slashdot-MPAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In the end, however, the deal could be put together, and it did not look as if that was going to change at any point in the foreseeable future. So the option has reverted, and to all intents and purposes, the project has dead ended."

    Well I guess it's time for all those "obsolete business model" people to put their money were their mouth is, and fund this movie.

  17. Law of Conservation of Suckiness. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Funny

    In canceling Enterprise, the powers that be eliminated a great source of suckiness. Now, to balance that, a great source of anti-suckiness must also be eliminated.

    1. Re:Law of Conservation of Suckiness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me, you got that the wrong way round.

      Don't worry about it though - as a follower of Bab5 you must confused a lot.

    2. Re:Law of Conservation of Suckiness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're excused. If you learn to spell.

  18. If you don't get it, you don't get it by SpooForBrains · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... it's understandable, it's 2005 now, B5 is OLD. So much has come after it. In a world that contains Farscape and Firefly, B5 does look childish, dated and a bit hackneyed. However, you have to remember that when this first came out it really was groundbreaking sci-fi. Most of what came after owes it a big debt.

    So, you probably won't get it now. It's too late. If you'd watched it in 1994, you'd get it.

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    1. Re:If you don't get it, you don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B5 looked childish, dated and a bit hackneyed back then, too: the acting WAS bad (though it got better, especially Andreas Katsulas and Peter Jurasik, beginning once they dumped Michael O'Hare, who can't act his way out of a paper bag), the dialogue was cliched and unoriginal, and as for the "sci fi," well, most of the ideas came from old SF authors. It was a FUN show, not a particularly good show. I don't think people will still be watching the DVDs in 2030 (the way they are still watching DVDs of classic Trek from 1967).

    2. Re:If you don't get it, you don't get it by oftheapes · · Score: 0, Troll
      i disagree completely...it's cheesy, and looks dated, because it was made in 1994. that doesn't mean it isn't at the core a bad show. plenty of "dated" looking sci-fi is still enjoyable and entirely watchable - even 30 years later.

      Babylon5 relied too much on CG and not enough on decent acting, character development and interesting plotlines...it was at it's core just a bad show from the start. Z-list actors, Z-list writers do not make a good show. and the CG was pretty bad, even by 1994 standards.

      you can hate the message, but don't hate the messenger.

    3. Re:If you don't get it, you don't get it by GQuon · · Score: 1

      You're aware that some of the writers worked on Trek as well, right?

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    4. Re:If you don't get it, you don't get it by oftheapes · · Score: 0, Troll

      yes i am painfully aware of that, but does it even matter? people change in their abilities over the course of a lifetime. some improve, some get worse. some go from a-list to z-list, some go from z-list to a-list.
      remember when coke changed it's formula? not so good. remember when they changed it back? much better...
      i stand by my assertion that B5 is one of the worst sci-fi shows to grace a television screen in the past 30 years.

    5. Re:If you don't get it, you don't get it by GQuon · · Score: 1

      Wow. I must have missed some amazing sci-fi shows. I'd like you to give me a short list of your favourites.

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    6. Re:If you don't get it, you don't get it by oftheapes · · Score: 0, Troll
      if you've been watching b5, you've definitely missed something. this isn't a pissing match of who has the cooler show list - it's an assesment of a single show on the merits of that single show. b5 was not worth the betamax is was recorded on.

      i'm not going to play this game

      but i'll add this - the star trek cartoon series was a better series than b5, and i think we know how bad that was.

    7. Re:If you don't get it, you don't get it by oftheapes · · Score: 0, Troll

      i justified my statements well enough to not have my judgement be the issue at hand...and i see that more than enough people agree with me completely to further solidify my statement as being valid.

      if you hurry, you might be able to catch bruce boxleitner selling oranges along the freeway.

    8. Re:If you don't get it, you don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To elaborate on this point: B5 was really an experience, one that was made possible by Usenet and later the Web.

      You had the creator replying to questions on the newsgroups, websites like the Lurker's guide decoding obscure references and speculating what would happen in future episodes. Suspense? Pfft. We had it then; we lived it.

      I remember hosting B5 gatherings at our office to watch episodes, debating what dreams meant on the show, scrambling to catch episodes after stations dropped B5 because of the idiotic PTEN network.

      That's the point: B5's appeal was about community. Just like slashdot.

    9. Re:If you don't get it, you don't get it by GQuon · · Score: 1

      I know I shouldn't feed you, but my request for your favourites was sincere.

      OK, so you think the Star Trek cartoon was bad. How about saying what you thought was GOOD?

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    10. Re:If you don't get it, you don't get it by sirenbrian · · Score: 1

      Please remember how much time passed between Star Trek TOS and the first movie...ten years, wasn't it (1969-1979)? As long as a Babylon 5 movie tells a good story it doesn't matter how old the original series is. Look at Battlestar Galactica - a campy old series is getting huge audiences and critical acclaim because they're telling a good story, and telling it well.

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    11. Re:If you don't get it, you don't get it by oftheapes · · Score: 0
      it certainly didn't seem sincere, it seemed like the typical fanboy reaction when told their "whatever" sucks. extremely sarcastic...which is why i was sarcastic.

      so if you were being sincere, i apologize

      any trek other than enterprise or voyager

      farscape can be decent if you can stomach the cheese and poor quality

      old-skool land of the lost, again cheesy, but decent in concept. the cheese is what makes it good sometimes

      twilight zone

  19. Theyy were NOT space angels! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It wasn't space angels, which would be dumb. It was advanced aliens trying to convince people they were space angels for the advanced alien's own selfish ends, which is cool. :)

    The big missed oppurtunity was, when they were granted a 5th season, to do the Psi war on Earth. That would have been a good season.

    I'm not a fanboy, but I was sufficiently entertained by the thing. You know what I liked the most about B5? It was so NOT the Trek universe of no money and everyone performing in string quartets in their free time. In B5 there was an economy, and trading, and the conflicts arising from such things. The telepaths were licensed and it was a professional position. One character watched old Daffy Duck cartoons in his spare time, and was building a motorcycle in his quarters. There were prejudices and factions and ill will from bulkhead to bulkhead. Space travel was a large and involved endeavor requiring complicated instrumentality.

    And best of all, at least some of the aliens were not bipedal. Hell, I'd take space angels over the bumpy forehead of the week rut that trek got stuck in.

    1. Re:Theyy were NOT space angels! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      It was advanced aliens trying to convince people they were space angels for the advanced alien's own selfish ends, which is cool. :)

      No, it's not.
      It's not like I didn't get the whole Aliens planting the idea of angels story, it'ms that I think it is quite lame. Slight difference.
      I might have felt different if the aliens didn't see them as angels with bumpy foreheads.

      You know what I liked the most about B5? It was so NOT the Trek universe [...]
      And best of all, at least some of the aliens were not bipedal. Hell, I'd take space angels over the bumpy forehead of the week rut that trek got stuck in.


      Yeah. Remind me, how many legs do tholians have?

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    2. Re:Theyy were NOT space angels! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah dude, great rebuttal. How long were the Tholians out of rotation before Enterprise? About 30 years or so, asswipe.

      Watch some TNG, count the head bumpies and come back when you have some facts.

    3. Re:Theyy were NOT space angels! by Impotent_Emperor · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Remind me, how many legs do tholians have?


      Uh.... one?
    4. Re:Theyy were NOT space angels! by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Remind me, in which episodes do we get to see tholians?

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    5. Re:Theyy were NOT space angels! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apart from when we see the true vorlon form they are squid like, rather than the telepathic projection they were sending out previously. not space angel and no bumpy forehead.

    6. Re:Theyy were NOT space angels! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
      But they didn't. Each species were conditioned over centuries to see the Vorlons as the angelic creatures of their choice. They were mucking about with the "lesser" races for a very long time. Same thing with the Shadows pushing humans and others to develop telepathy so that they could be plugged into spacecraft. I dunno... for SF television those are pretty dark ideas.

      And I said the "rut that Trek got stuck in" implying the later series. I would love to have seen the Tholians reprised in the newer series.

    7. Re:Theyy were NOT space angels! by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, it's not.
      It's not like I didn't get the whole Aliens planting the idea of angels story, it'ms that I think it is quite lame. Slight difference.
      I might have felt different if the aliens didn't see them as angels with bumpy foreheads.


      Er... This pretty much seals it for me - you really *did* miss the point.

      Suppose you're engineering a way for other races to see your race as beings of light and goodness. Do you:

      (a) Create your perceived image of light and goodness such that it's totally alien to all the races you wish to manipulate into revering you, or

      (b) Create a template that puts forth the appearance of light and goodness, and apply that template to each race such that they see essentially a member of their own race, yet bursting forth with light and goodness?

      It makes *sense* that the Drazi see the Vorlon-in-angel's-clothing as one of themselves, forehead adornments and all, because it means they will be far more likely to accept the Vorlons for what they wish to be seen as.

    8. Re:Theyy were NOT space angels! by skeeball · · Score: 1

      At least ST:TNG tried to explain the predominance of bipedal human-like races. It was an episode called The Chase, I believe.

    9. Re:Theyy were NOT space angels! by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      It wasn't space angels, which would be dumb.

      No, it wouldn't be dumb. I think an SF series featuring space angels would be really awesome, especially if it also involved robots and perhaps a penguin, although it would probably have a rather confusing ending.

      Someone really ought to make such a series; if they put in two or three highly marketable female characters, they could probably keep selling memorabilia to obsessive fanboys for years to come.

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    10. Re:Theyy were NOT space angels! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they didn't. Each species were conditioned over centuries to see the Vorlons as the angelic creatures of their choice. They were mucking about with the "lesser" races for a very long time. Same thing with the Shadows pushing humans and others to develop telepathy so that they could be plugged into spacecraft. I dunno... for SF television those are pretty dark ideas.

      Umm no, if anything the Vorlons were the ones encouraging telepathy in the "lesser" races. The Shadows basically wiped out the Narn telepaths a thousand years before the B5 setting because telepathy was used against the Shadows' technology. I guess that's the downside of using sentient beings as your weapon systems' CPUs. Also telepaths of various races were used against the Shadows in the series, etc...

      The Shadows just needed working brains to control their technology, no telepathy required.

  20. Best sci fi ever.. by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 0

    Is it me or is that one hell of a troll? It's like going "Star wars could beat up Star Trek" or "Picard is better then Janeway!" in the playground..

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    1. Re:Best sci fi ever.. by duck2ducks · · Score: 1

      It's not just you, but it is inadequate reading: I made sure to say "one of" because I didn't want to start some dumb flamewar.

    2. Re:Best sci fi ever.. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      It's like going "Star wars could beat up Star Trek" or "Picard is better then Janeway!" in the playground.

      That's nothing...

      Jar Jar is a better captain than Janeway!

      There! ;-)

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      You can't take the sky from me...

  21. JMS post #1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    The rule of thumb in Hollywood is that for every thousand scripts that get written, only a few dozen get into development, and out of those, only one will ever get made...if that.

    A little over a year ago, I was approached by a company that wanted to make a Babylon 5 movie. They optioned the rights, and commissioned a script. (It's worth mentioning that I, not WB, own the rights to a B5 movie. When we were negotiating the original B5 deal -- by whose terms I will never see a dime in profit -- the one thing they did let me have were the movie rights, figuring they'd never be worth anything in the long run.)

    Anyway...on December 27th of 2003, the script for "The Memory of Shadows" was turned in, and the process began of trying to make the deal work with all the various forces involved. It is, to say the least, a very difficult process on any movie where the studio does not directly take the financial reins. In terms of B5, Warner's position was esssentially, "We only do big-budget movies with big names, so you're on your own." If there were big-name movie actors in the film, they'd get behind it; without that, things become very problematic, especially as far as the financing was concerned. You much have to put together a consortium of international interests and business plans rivaled in complexity only by the Allied invasion of Normandy Beach.

    Nonetheless, every attempt was made by the people involved to get this deal in place. This was not being done by Doug or myself, but rather by the company/individuals who approached us and optioned the rights. At times, it seemed we were inches away from a deal...stages were reserved at Elstree, actors were contacted, a director was in place, the script went through many revisions, a few key staff were hired, again not by me...it was really a year-long roller coaster ride. During that time, the people involved, with every good intention, tried very hard to pull the necessary pieces together on the deal. The option expired in late December 2004, but I renewed it without cost, to give those involved more time to try and make things work.

    In the end, however, the deal could not be put together, and it did not look as if that was going to change at any point in the foreseeable future. So the option has reverted, and to all intents and purposes, the project has dead ended. Nor do I think this particular incarnation will arise again at any point in the future, though prognostication has always been a tricky art, especially if you have to do it without the benefit of hindsight.

    This was not the first time someone's taken a run at a B5 feature film, and it will not be the last. Eventually it will happen, because such things are simply inevitable. If they can do a Brady Bunch movie, you can be sure that sooner or later, somebody's going to do a B5 movie. The only thing I can say without equivocation is that when that day comes, as the rights-holder, I will make darned sure that it's done right, because I'd rather have no B5 movie than one that doesn't live up to what fans and I myself would want to see.

    To that end...I can wait.

    Anyway, just thought you should know the story.

    jms

  22. It wouldn't be the same anyway... by USCG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Since Richard Biggs is dead, any new Babylon 5 production wouldn't quite have the same aura as the TV series. Dr. Franklin was a strong supporting character, whose presence would be sorely missed.

    1. Re:It wouldn't be the same anyway... by fm6 · · Score: 0, Troll

      You mean you can't find another actor who can't spout pretentious crap?

    2. Re:It wouldn't be the same anyway... by GQuon · · Score: 1

      What do you mean, specifically?

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    3. Re:It wouldn't be the same anyway... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehe. You wrote a sentence with a double negative.

  23. JMS post #2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    > No wonder WB likes B5 -- they don't have to pay you anything for it.
    > Kind of puts a different light on buying the DVDs and stuff, knowing
    > we're just supporting some fat-ass studio execs and not the actual
    > talent.

    That's the great irony of the situation. The criteria told to us right up front while we were producing B5 was that each of the series on PTEN had to show a profit *in that year* in order to stay on the air and be renewed. So we'd have these meetings with studio heads who were congratulating us on how much money the show was making for them (again, while we were still making for it), and then look at me, realize what they'd said, and hurriedly add, "Though technically we're still in the red."

    The show, all in, cost about $110 million to make. Each year of its original run, we know it showed a profit because they TOLD us so. And in one case, they actually showed us the figures. It's now been on the air worldwide for ten years. There's been merchandise, syndication, cable, books, you name it. The DVDs grossed roughly half a BILLION dollars (and that was just after they put out S5, without all of the S5 sales in).

    So what does my last profit statement say? We're $80 million in the red.

    Basically, by the terms of my contract, if a set on a WB movie burns down in Botswana, they can charge it against B5's profits.

    But then again, I knew that was the situation going in...I saw the writing on the wall (and the contract) from the git-go. I didn't do this to build an empire, I wanted to tell this story...and that's worth more than anything else.

    Doesn't mean I can't tweak 'em about it, though.

    jms

  24. Well... by tereshchenko · · Score: 0

    At least they did not recast original characters! And I think after "Firefly" movie will be a HUGE success - "Babylon 5" will also be revived (B5 has huge DVD sales, even for cancelled spin off - "Crusade").

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  25. Satans masdjävlar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you're ignoring the "one of the" modifier?

  26. revenue? by TheWordOfB · · Score: 0, Troll

    The profit margins just weren't there. Normal movies made for guys at least have girlfriends to drag to the movies.. so they get double the revenue.. But scifi dorks, who will probably pirate the movie anyway.. just can't bring in the numbers without the "girlfriend who was forced to go" crowd.

  27. I miss it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This really sucks. Babylon 5 was one of the best sci-fi epic's to have been produced, and of course no that the main series has played out no one cares. Good sci-fi is hard to come by :(

  28. This trolling reminds me of..... by AKosygin · · Score: 1

    This movie. It is awful.

    "There is a crowd of children yelling "Fight! Fight!" Robert, clad in a torn old fashioned gold Star Fleet officer's tunic is fighting a bigger kid. He is hit hard and goes down. Shatner enters again and tells Robert that perhaps gold is not his color and he should wear something that won't start fights. Robert incrediously tells him that he was the one who started the fight, "...because he (the other kid) said Han Solo was cooler than Captain Kirk." "Kick his fuckin' ass," responds Shatner. Robert wakes up and proceeds to down his opponent with a classic Shatner double-foot drop kick to the chest, and beating him senseless."

  29. Legend of the Rangers by xihr · · Score: 1

    After The Legend of the Rangers, is there really any question why the film didn't get greenlit?

    1. Re:Legend of the Rangers by unitron · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who expected "Legend of the Rangers" to be about the original Rangers (started, if I recall correctly, by the first captain after he went back in time) only to discover myself watching "90210 in Space"?

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  30. Don't forget Serenity by SpooForBrains · · Score: 1

    ... also due this year

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    1. Re:Don't forget Serenity by Justin205 · · Score: 1

      Also, don't forget Battlestar Galactica.

      Speaking of which, is on in 15 minutes here... :)

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      "Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you."
  31. Spoiled by trek by jhoger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you want good acting, and good writing, ignore B5 and go straight to the DS-9 box sets.

    I wanted to like B5 and couldn't get into it for the exact same reasons you lay out. The acting and dialogue is absolutely abysmal. The B5 stories are very good, but not good enough to make the show watchable (for me).

    -- John.

    1. Re:Spoiled by trek by RickHunter · · Score: 1

      Yes, because the very definition of "good writing" is "blatantly stealing everything from Babylon-5".

      If you think DS-9 is well-written, you need serious help.

    2. Re:Spoiled by trek by fuck_this_shit · · Score: 1

      And to me DS9 was a load of crap with stiff boring chracters which could hardly act and spent most of an episode moralising about whatever. It only got interesting once they in the last seasons had an ongoing storyline. Like... Babylon5.

    3. Re:Spoiled by trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only really good episode of DS9 was the episode where they assassinated the Romulan ambassador to make it appear that the Dominion was going to betray the Romulan Empire. It showed the depths that even the great, enlightened Federation would sink to, in order to survive. It was easily the single best episode of DS9 and compares somewhat favorably to some of the best TNG episodes.

      Bablyon 5 had a lot of good episodes on the other hand. And the characters were also more interesting, since fewer of them existed to just be irritating catalysts of periodic self-contained episodes.

  32. Because Ivanova is God.. by slashmojo · · Score: 1

    Ok that probably only means anything to dedicated B5 fans but I don't care.. I'm a B5aholic.. ;)

  33. darn by Ranger · · Score: 2, Informative

    Too bad the new B5 movie got cancelled. Well, at least we got the theatrical version of Firefly and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy to look forward to.

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  34. Check the end of the message! by Karellen+!-P · · Score: 4, Funny

    (message content (c) 2005 by Synthetic Worlds, Ltd. Rights to reprint specifically denied to SFX Magazine)

    I love JMS!

    1. Re:Check the end of the message! by DigitalHammer · · Score: 1

      Hate to sound uninformed, but what is their beef with SFX magazine?

    2. Re:Check the end of the message! by GQuon · · Score: 2, Informative

      (Related from memory. I did not experience this first-hand.)

      SFX took their B5 news from some less than professional convention organizers. Which meant that they had quite a few errors because of it.

      Then, JMS made some hand-gesture to a fan, and SFX made a big issue out it, (mis-interpreted it?) and made it their cause to insult JMS in their magazine.

      Copyright laws being what they are, SFX is of couse entitled to quote parts of his posts if they want to. But the disclaimer is a threat to sue them over it anyway.

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    3. Re:Check the end of the message! by Bambi+Dee · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's a rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5.moderated thread from 1999 going into the details. JMS is posting as well. I suppose you might be especially interested in the 8th post down, by Paul Harper.

  35. Here's an idea... by GonerDoug · · Score: 1

    How about some NEW Sci-Fi? I agree on the Star Trek thing.. Given TNG, B5, Voyager, Enterprise, etc., I'm a bit OVER the whole Star Trek Universe.. B5's writing was nothing more than a re-hashing of racial and political strife.. Some might call it good writing that transcends all time and place constraints -- I call it HACK tripe.

    I want to see someone come up with some NEW SCI-FI content without having to go back to the well on Star Wars, Star Trek, Tolkien, etc. The Matrix was a nice new take on things, Battlestar Galactica is cool, but part of me is tired of the 'hoping to find earth' theme that Voyager beat into the ground. The show's well made and the acting is decent (sure beats B5).

    So, how about more truly NEW stuff like the 4400 and such?

    1. Re:Here's an idea... by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So, how about more truly NEW stuff

      Well, there was Firefly...

      But the problem with new stuff is it's a risk. Old stuff has brand recognition, wich means a garanteed return on the investment. How else would a hack like Berman manage to keep producing crap like he's done for years if not hrough sheer inertia?

      The Matrix was a nice new take on things, Battlestar Galactica is cool, but part of me is tired of the 'hoping to find earth' theme that Voyager beat into the ground.

      The Matrix killed itself by replacing some nice cyberpunk post apocalyptic sci-fi with trite pseudo religious handwaving magic.
      Like, seriously, way to blow your franchise, dumbasses.

      Galactica has high quality production values coming out of it's ears, but no originality whatsoever. What with being a remake and all. Still, it's nice to have shiny evil space robots being shot at by babes on TV, makes life seem more worthwile ;-)

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    2. Re:Here's an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Galactica is really nothing like the original series (thank god), so to say it has no originality whatsoever just doesn't make any sense.

  36. What's the point of a B5 movie? by rudy_wayne · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Having been previously burned by the Start Trek:Next Generation movies (ie, they sucked enormously) I have trouble getting excited about a B5 movie, no matter how great the original TV series may have been.

    A typical 1 hour TV show minus commercials is about 42-45 minutes. And a typical movie is around 90 minutes. So, A B5 movie would be approximately the same length as a 2 part TV episode. So what is the point of 2 more B5 episodes?

    Now, if he was trying to put together a 6-8 part TV mini-series, that would be pretty cool. With a TV series you can take your time and develope a story over several episodes, and if one of those episodes sucks, so what, you just move on to the next one.

    But a B5 movie is pretty much guaranteed to suck simply because they have to try to cram as much as possible into this one movie, since there's no telling when there might be another one.

    1. Re:What's the point of a B5 movie? by lobotomy · · Score: 1

      Good point. I always felt that way about Star Trek movies. There were many better 2-part episodes that didn't take years or cost millions to make. Has any show ever come back as a mini-series?

    2. Re:What's the point of a B5 movie? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      It's a good point, especially around B5.

      In Trek, movies are important. At the end of a Trek episode, the Big Red Reset Button must be pressed and no major changes to the universe can have taken place.

      In Trek movies, things happen. Spock dies, Spock lives, Kirk Dies, Enterprises get destroyed, Data dies, etc.

      B5 was more willing to kill major characters/species/planets. This is at least partly why the B5 miniseries were less than stellar.

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  37. Batman Begins by Zapraki · · Score: 1
    Ah yes, I almost forgot about Batman Begins.

    Yes, this looks fantastic - I have some really high hopes for it. Christian Bale has been the epitome of cool since Equilibrium, and there's nobody I'd rather see play the Dark Knight.

    The future is indeed brighter than I originally thought. (Although I'm still holding out on Logan's Run, haha. Looks like that might take a few more years though.)

  38. An actor and director, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm an actor and director myself.

    Really? Care to share your IMDb entry with us?

    1. Re:An actor and director, huh? by Macrat · · Score: 1

      Please mod the parent up.

      Someone claiming to be an expert without proof?

    2. Re:An actor and director, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you look at his comment page and his latest journal entry, you'll see that the sort of thing that he acts and directs in is basically Shakespeare. Yes, his amateur renditions of Shakespeare are truly interesting. He sort of gives his credentials, but they're not especially impressive.

  39. So, he can save Enterprise now that he's not busy. by ABeowulfCluster · · Score: 1

    Posting from memory here, but one of the reasons he said he could not save Enterprise was because he was busy... .. now that he's not busy...

  40. Blessing in disguise? by Aesiq · · Score: 1

    If this allows JMS to have more time to sell Paramount on his Star Trek treatment then all the better. After season four, Babylon 5 did not hold the same gripping storyline and passion so I can't say it's bad for him to move out of the B5 universe.

  41. Dark Horizons' story... by antdude · · Score: 3, Informative

    Read here.

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  42. Watch the whole thing before you spout. by Faust7 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've heard people praise Straczynski's writing to the high heavens. I just don't get it. I don't care about the cheesy CG effects or corny music; it's the parts between the interstitials that set my teeth on edge.

    Yeah, I already skipped through most of the first season. I'm now well into the third season,


    So... you didn't see most of the first season, and aren't even finished with the third. B5's story spans all five seasons and is the best thing about the show that casual and diehard fans name time and time again. The story, which you have seen less than two-fifths of, and so it gets a passing mention of...

    There's a lot good to be said about it ...followed by the statement:

    though I've seen others do it better.

    You haven't even seen the whole story - how can you say for sure that someone else has done it better? You don't even fully know what it is that you're comparing!

    Then you expound on the acting for a while after that. Yes, there is an acknowledged inconsistent quality in the acting.

    I'm an actor and director myself.

    In the IMDb, are you? Not that this means everything, but honestly, anyone can be "an actor an director." Whether you've made anything worth a damn to anyone but yourself is a totally different story.

    I've heard people praise Straczynski's writing to the high heavens. I just don't get it.

    Of course you don't. You haven't even finished half the story.

    can somebody explain to me why I shouldn't consider the failure of this to become a movie anything other than a benefit to mankind?

    Because you've barely seen anything of the series and therefore cannot make an informed judgment. Is that a good enough explanation?

    1. Re:Watch the whole thing before you spout. by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Well, that's one answer: I can't judge until I've invested 40 minutes * 24 episodes/season * 5 seasons = 80 hours. Unfortunately, I really don't have that kind of time to devote. Generally, I expect series television to reward the journey, not just the end.

      No, I'm not in the IMDB; I'm a stage actor. I've performed in New York City, but you still wouldn't have heard of me. Still, after six years of training and several dozen shows I have some experience that lets me try to prise apart the differences between acting, directing, and writing in the finished product.

    2. Re:Watch the whole thing before you spout. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that's one answer: I can't judge until I've invested 40 minutes * 24 episodes/season * 5 seasons = 80 hours. Unfortunately, I really don't have that kind of time to devote. Generally, I expect series television to reward the journey, not just the end.

      Fair enough, you experienced it enough to determine whether you like it or not. However, you wrote like you trying to make an informed and authoritative critique of it. IMHO, you should at least try to follow the story arc if that is your goal. This is like writing a review of the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy (or Harry Potter series, or Wheel of Time, etc...) by just picking out a few chapters in each of the books. The sum of the story arc is greater than the episodiac parts.

  43. Re:problem is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Homer Simpson "Orgasmatron? Donut? Orgasmatron? Donut?"
    "DONUT"
    If he's careful, he could use the donut as a orgasmatron!
  44. Ow, my ears. by Celestial+Avenger · · Score: 2, Funny

    No wonder I heard a bunch of nerds screaming in unison earlier in the IT division at college.. Ears are still ringing.

  45. Sad. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I came to Babylon 5 rather late, after it had originally aired. I remember seeing individual episodes from the first season, and thinking that, meh, the effects were pretty spiffy but I really didn't know who anyone was.

    I watched the whole thing last year and came to a somewhat different conclusion. jms ruined me for lesser SF. I can no longer stand most TNG or DS9 episodes. (Though I may yet watch DS9 as a whole---maybe it's good that way.)

    jms made a five-year novel-for-television. We shall not see one man's vision so clearly transferred to the small screen for a long, long time, if ever again.

    This is just a final middle-finger from the industry to jms. Punks.

    --grendel drago

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    1. Re:Sad. by mactov · · Score: 1

      "jms made a five-year novel-for-television"

      I loved B5 when it came out, had great fun watching it for years, and then felt like the steam went out of it towards the end, when he had to mangle the novel a bit to deal with the realities of casting, etc. But everything since then has felt to me like overkill. A big part of what made it good was the story arc, and when the arc is ended, the story should be too.

      As with Star Trek -- it's sad to see a good idea milked until the cow is dead, and then milked some more just to see if anyone will buy dead cow milk.

      Sometimes the story is just over.

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  46. Not "space angels": Fake-angels... from space! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    They weren't space angels. [...] that those that observed them would perceive them as holy beings [...] to make them think you're the messangers of some deity

    If it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck...

    I knew that, 'cause I did start watching again a year later, but then they pulled a main-charater fake-death season-finale cliffhanger, and frankly, I got disgusted, again, and stopped watching once more.

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    1. Re:Not "space angels": Fake-angels... from space! by emarkp · · Score: 1

      Fake death? You didn't watch carefully enough.

    2. Re:Not "space angels": Fake-angels... from space! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Fake death? You didn't watch carefully enough.

      He was tortured, beaten, jumped off a tall building in a deep, black well as his spceship crashed on his location, bringing with it a toxic atmosphere through the dome and 3 super nuclear bombs of the future.

      Next season, he was still running the station.

      Fake death, no matter how much of his life force some old-one shared with him. It was a fake death. Oh noes, he will not live forever? Guess what: No one does, big deal.

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  47. Hollywood means selling your soul... by RichardtheSmith · · Score: 1

    It seems like Star Trek's problem was that it was a Paramount property
    and was at the mercy of corporate decision-making, which means having
    a "creative vision" is just a luxury that can be dispensed with. B5's
    problem was that it never really had corporate backing therefore JMS
    was at the mercy of the problems that come from limited financing.
    You basically have to eat sh*t in hollywood when you don't have enough
    backing and you're just at people's mercy to finance you. B5 was
    successful but never quite successful enough to give JMS the clout he
    needed to see it through, and this is just another chapter in that
    story. The only other alternative is to self-finance like George
    Lucas does, and the fact that he has more money than God means we get
    movies that reflect his vision, but also his absolute need for
    control. So which of those three devils do you sell your soul to?

  48. law of diminishing returns by Doktor+Memory · · Score: 1

    Glad to know that I'm not the only person who found himself thinking "oh thank god."

    The middle three seasons of B5 were some of the best storytelling I've seen on TV or for that matter any other medium. But let's face facts: Straczynski burnt himself out writing all the episodes of season 3 and 4 without any help, and by the time S4 ended, he really had nothing more to say. But still the show plodded on through the lackluster final season and the inevitable spinoffs, seemingly more out of a sense of contractual obligation than anything else.

    Crusade was bad, and "Legend of the Rangers" was just embarrassing. B5 wasn't supposed to be "some Deep Space Franchise" -- let's be glad that no one seems to be able to turn it into one.

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    1. Re:law of diminishing returns by Impotent_Emperor · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem with season five was that JMS rushed to finish as much of story as possible in season four because they were essentially cancelled. I believe that B5 was only narrowly picked up for the fifth season.

    2. Re:law of diminishing returns by imperious_rex · · Score: 1

      Exactly. B5's time has come and gone. For those of us who really liked the series, we should just treasure the fond memories we have of the series when it was at its peak in quality, and when one feels a pang of nostalgia, pop in a DVD of one's favorite episode and enjoy. After Crusade (yeah, I'm dimly aware of how the series was hobbled by TNT) and Legend, I just can't muster the enthusiasm for new material set in the B5 universe.

    3. Re:law of diminishing returns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with season five was that JMS rushed to finish as much of story as possible in season four because they were essentially cancelled. I believe that B5 was only narrowly picked up for the fifth season.

      If it were possible (which it's very unlikely to be), I'd have no qualms about them cutting up B5, such that it went in the original planned running order, and got rid of some of the more tedious parts of Season 5.

      And then update the computer graphics to modern standards; no *drastic* changes, but redo them in better quality.

      Unfortunately, we'd still be stuck with the ropey dialog and characterisation.

      And what the *hell* were they thinking when they chose that 'sci-fi' typeface for the signs on the station?! It was already cheesey and cliched in 1994.

      In the future, cheesey techno-typefaces will *still* not be mainstream, because by that time the future will be the present and the typeface will be retro-kitsch. For all you can say about ST:TNG, they at least thought out stuff like that.

      Tangential rant, sorry.

  49. ST Had occasional non-humanoids too you know by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Remember that time in Star Trek when there were a race of aliens that hid behind an exo suit from human eyes, the episode called "Is There in Truth No Beauty?"?

    The ones where the aliens were excellent navigators and/or pilots, but were said to be so ugly that the human mind couldn't cope with seeing their true form?
    Remeber how we'd be shown only glipses of the light coming out of their opaque enclosure as it was opened by someone?

    I sure did whenever I watched a B5 ep where they discussed the Vorlon's hiding their true self, expecially when we got a glimpse of their true form's light shining out as someone was opening their opaque encounter suit.

    I'm also reminded of that anytime someone mentions that B5 "unlike ST" had the occasionnal cameo from a non-humanoid alien. Despite their many, many humanoid alien races.

    by myowntrueself (607117) Alter Relationship on Saturday February 26, @04:33PM (#11789285)
    Remind me, in which episodes do we get to see tholians?


    But I'm guessing from that lil' reply of yours that you meant to imply that B5 is better than ST because they had better looking non-humanoid cameos? When that has nothing to do with being B5 or ST, and everything to do with the current state of SFX technology and the budget of the show.

    Then again, I'm sure you can find any number of 15 year olds to get on the board "old shows with bad SFX were bad because they're OLD" boat.

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    1. Re:ST Had occasional non-humanoids too you know by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Yes, they did have better looking non-humanoid cameos. They also had realistic space physics (ships don't 'fly' through space, they rotate and thrust in the direction they want to travel). They dealt with zero-gravity. Human ships that needed to rotate to generate centrifugal force to simulate gravity, etc, etc etc.

    2. Re:ST Had occasional non-humanoids too you know by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "But I'm guessing from that lil' reply of yours that you meant to imply that B5 is better than ST because they had better looking non-humanoid cameos?"

      No, actually I really wanted a reference. Tholians are supposed to live at very high temperatures. I figured the episode would be interesting.

      I couldn't find any references online so I asked.

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    3. Re:ST Had occasional non-humanoids too you know by Scrameustache · · Score: 1


      I couldn't find any references online so I asked.


      Duh?

      3 clicks away from a pic.

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  50. mod parent up please : ) by Scrameustache · · Score: 1
    Yeah. Remind me, how many legs do tholians have?
    Uh.... one?

    lol!
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  51. Hate to say this... by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    ...but I'm going to come right out and say I'm n ot a B5 fan. Give me any Star Trek movie over a B5 movie any day. That's not saying much as the last few Trek movies have been pretty bad. Hmmm... I wonder if there will be a Star Trek Voyager movie... ;P

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    1. Re:Hate to say this... by equiraptor · · Score: 1

      Give me an even Star Trek movie over a Babylon 5 movie any day. Give me the Babylon 5 TV series DVDs over any Star Trek series DVDs, any day. For me, the TV series has significantly more re-watchability than Star Trek series do. There's just so much more complexity there. The Star Trek universe and story line types seem to fit better in a movie format.

  52. Time to do it ourselves by GQuon · · Score: 1

    Now it's time to do it ourselves.

    Take 2

    WB wouldn't do it, so two independent producers without any credits to their names got involved trying to make it work. How about the fans hiring some people on their own and financing the production? It's a high-risk enterprise, and they would absolutely need to hire industry professionals. But they might be able to see some of the gross income that way.

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  53. B5 writing was sub-par and acting was frozen ham by tekaugur · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Really.

    The special effects were great for the time. The characters, setup and arc were intriguing.

    But I cringed each time I watched an episode.

    I kept watching until the second season when I figured it wasn't getting better.

    It was just too painful.

    Cliched, hackneyed writing with college level actors. Really.

    I was disappointed.

    I checked in every so often and was shocked when I saw that Harlan Ellison was involved later. My brief glimpses of later episodes produced slightly fewer cringes per episode, but were still below par.

    I saw that J. Michael Straczynski was a writer and sometimes producer for He-man and the master s of the universe, Murder She Wrote, and other such pap.

    Then I understood.

    Then came Farscape and there was much rejoicing.

  54. We respect your opinions by mblase · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Believe it or not, Slashdot is a forum where readers are occasionally allowed to disagree. :-)

    To appreciate "Babylon 5", it perhaps helps to have been there when it first aired. This was ten years ago, when ST:TNG was an uncategorical success by any measure, ST:DS9 was well underway with plenty of funding, and studios were jumping on the sci-fi bandwagon left and right.

    After several years of ST:TNG, we get B5 -- a somewhat gritty, dirtier version of the future which resembles our present world a heck of a lot better than Roddenbery's universe. The aliens are more alien. The technology follows the known laws of physics (well, aside from hyperspace). And the effects? Well, they may look substandard today, but at the time that was cutting-edge CGI and it was being used on a weekly television program. In fact, JMS was proud of saying that his show would come in consistently under budget because of the cost savings over model-based special effects.

    It was a breath of fresh air for sci-fi fans who were tired of the sanitized Star Trek universe and wanted something more realistic now. On top of that, it employed a multi-season story arc which, despite the kinks thrown in by actors leaving and the fifth season almost getting cancelled, worked incredibly well and was a radical approach to television. (To look at it another way, of course, is to say the departing actors and near-death of season 5 illustrates exactly why television shows usually approach each season open-ended.)

    And what a story -- it looked like just aliens fighting it out diplomatically and Earth getting caught in the middle. Instead we get galactic-scale alien civilizations stretching millenia back into time, alien religious prophecies coming true, a conspiracy to take over Earth's government and implement fascism in its stead, telepaths running their own plan for controlling everything, all while this little tin can orbiting Epsilon 3 at the @$$-end of space is dealing with union strikes, budgetary constraints, refugees from alien wars, and the occasional drug bust.

    Simply put, it was the kind of thing we knew we'd never see in Star Trek. DS9 came close to it (partly because it was, intentionally or not, borrowing heavily from JMS's ideas), but B5 was there first. Roddenberry's edict was basically that Starfleet and humanity in general appear pristine and perfect to project hope for the future; JMS declared that humans in the future would be just like humans today, and despite that (or because of it) we'd still grow to be masters of the galaxy in the millenia to come.

    Oh, and there's also Ivanova. Regardless what you think about the acting, it's impossible not to like Ivanova.

    Oh, and as a postscript: despite what I said about respecting others' opinions, and regardless of your experience in the field, if you think Andreas Katsulas as G'Kar is an ineffective actor, you're just not paying attention.

    1. Re:We respect your opinions by equiraptor · · Score: 1

      Ivanova is always right.

    2. Re:We respect your opinions by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Ivanova is god.

    3. Re:We respect your opinions by Snaller · · Score: 2, Funny

      Believe it or not, Slashdot is a forum where readers are occasionally allowed to disagree. :-)


      Since when? Usually you get modded down for that.

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    4. Re:We respect your opinions by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

      Mod parent down!

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    5. Re:We respect your opinions by xander2032 · · Score: 1

      She sure is! I still worship her to this day! ;)

  55. Hey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Shit happens! It 'taint no career limiting move or chick repulsing force field. Just a typo. :) --M

  56. Editorial Review by paranerd · · Score: 1
    I hate to be so obviously A-retentive but there are several stories on Slashdot right now whose headers are if not ungrammatical then at least very confusing.
    "In the end, however, the deal could be put together, and it did not look as if that was going to change at any point in the foreseeable future. So the option has reverted, and to all intents and purposes, the project has dead ended."
    "Could be"? This is either a typo or a poorly chosen excerpt. Can't we tighten up a bit on the editorial oversight?

    Then again maybe it's just me; I was in ice rescue training today and my frontal lobes might still be frozen.

    Offtopic(-1)
    1. Re:Editorial Review by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      "Could be"? This is either a typo or a poorly chosen excerpt. Can't we tighten up a bit on the editorial oversight?

      It isn't the slashdot editor's fault. The linked page also says "could be". And unfortunately the number of copies that say "could be" on USENET outnumber those that say "could not be".

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  57. Richard Biggs memorial. Meet the actors! by GQuon · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Nothing's the same anymore."

    For those of you who can go to Hollywood: There's a show benefit for Richard Biggs' kids on the 19th of March.

    Some of Rick's colleagues from Days of Our Lives, Babylon 5, and General Hospital will be there.

    http://www.richardbiggs.com/

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  58. And I just blew my money ... by Skapare · · Score: 2, Funny

    And I just blew my money on a new 100 GB hard drive to hold the digital theater version of it.

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  59. Re:So, he can save Enterprise now that he's not bu by GQuon · · Score: 1

    It's worse. He's now busy for the time they would be filming if they got new investment, and he has said yes to running a TV show in the fall of 2006.

    Nuts!

    The silver lining is that some actors who weren't available this time might be available later.

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  60. Berman, is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Berman, is that you?

    I have a show-runner position for you. You'd have to work out of Eastern Siberia, but you'd have full creative control and guaranteed to stay on the air for 7 years. How about it?

  61. It's not for you, apparently by USCG · · Score: 1

    Babylon 5 is quite an excellent show. It's got several awards, so clearly you don't understand what makes Babylon 5 great.

    1. Re:It's not for you, apparently by fm6 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, all those people think shit is ambrosia, so what right have I to suggest that it's shit?

      All I can go by is what I see. I see a lot of bad dialogue, an overripe sense of the dramatic, and generally a lot of stuff that makes me nauseous. If other people hand out awards for that, that's their problem.

      Though I can't help but notice that a lot of the awards you point to are for technical stuff ("Emmy nomination for Individual Achievement in Hairstyling For a Series"!) or simply meeting somebody's idea of political correctness ("Jewish Televimage Award"). I'd be a little more impressed if they'd received a single non-technical Emmy -- but only a little bit, considering the shows that usually get Emmys.

  62. scifi needs to hold itself to higher standards by dahlek · · Score: 1
    No, that's not right at all.

    Anyone that has watched much scifi can pick up on the "that's old" stuff - that's not what sucked about B5. What sucked was the _horrible_ acting.

    Don't get me wrong - I enjoyed it - when you think about the whole story, you think, "gee, that's pretty cool"...but each individual episode - man, most of them were just not that good! Good acting and realistic emotional responses, at least from humans, _matter_. Scifi needs to be held to a higher standard.

    Even TNG, which I loved, suffered from this a bit. Firefly and Farscape show that _even_ scifi can have humans acting like humans probably really would, given those situations.

    B5 as a whole, and many individual TNG episodes had _really_ deep and profound ideas. Firefly and Farscape lack this to an extent, but they more than make up for it in other ways...

    Good acting isn't a "new" thing - watch some highly rated classic old movies. The second-in-command, Yivanva (sp?) for example - that woman couldn't express emotion if her head was set on fire.

  63. The Ronald Moore Effect by mpesce · · Score: 1

    1. Battlestar Galactica gets huge ratings (and downloads)
    2. Battlestar Galactica is sci-fi
    3. B5 is sci-fi
    4. B5 will get high ratings (attendance)

    Or did I do my math wrong here?

  64. Re:I used to stay up tp watch B5 (SPOILER) by I+Be+Hatin' · · Score: 1
    I loved it, too-clean spaceships and cheap-looking interiors and all, until I saw the secret of the Vorlons, and I just didn't want to be watching a show about space angels.

    Too bad you didn't keep watching. The Vorlons are the bad guys.

    But did they really have a good enough story for a feature film, or were they banking on fanboys alone?

    That's a good point... probably would've been a disappointment, because there's not really much they could do with only a couple hours.

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  65. Faith Manages by munrom · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even if it takes a thousand years, we will have our movie :)

  66. Battlestar Galactica pillages their effects so.... by infonography · · Score: 1
    Have you noticed the effects and camera work were lifted right out of B5? Especially 'Call to Arms' and Crusade. The 'jerky then focus' in combat scenes is almost a B5 trademark.

    Also a lot of the political stuff from just before the secession of B5 from Earth almost mirrors the post-911 mood in the US and the puppet newscasters practically scripted FOX News.

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  67. ummm... no try Firefly by sceptre1067 · · Score: 1

    As the effects company is the same as the one used for Firefly... What you are watching are things they developed on Firefly (e.g. the use of a zoom lens which gives that shaky feel.) This was to create a consistancy with how the rest of the show was shot. Once the company got the Battlestar G. gig, they just used their prior experience to create neat visuals for the new show.

    B5 did not use zoom effects and the jerky then focus effects you see in B.G. At the very least if you compare how the effects shots are done, the various B5 series did not try to emulate use of a zoom lens like in Firefly and B.G.

    In other words... B5 has its own merits, so do B.G. (and Firefly). Any similarities are by accident and/or at worst of the sort of "that looks cool, lets try it over here."

    just another .02

  68. Re:ummm... no try Firefly ....hmmm ah no. by infonography · · Score: 1
    "Firefly" (2002/I) [TV-Series 2002-2003] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303461/

    Babylon 5: A Call to Arms (1999) (TV) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0146455/

    Crusade also 1999, B5-CTA was it's pilot.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0149437/

    "Outlaw Star" (1998) [TV-Series]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0266171/

    OK and with the Outlaw Star reference, I am being snotty about Firefly and referencing an old snide comment of mine about Firefly here on slashdot.

    But still, given the poor performance of Legends of the Rangers, I can see why it would flop. G'Kar made B5 (amongst others) and it was nice to see him but he wasn't staying and neither were the audience.

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  69. Jar Jar is a better captain than Janeway! by infonography · · Score: 1

    Or the whole of Deepshit 9. And saying that I hate (truely and deeply hate) Jar Jar. Also Super Milk-chan has clearer plotlines.

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  70. No audience by ziegast · · Score: 1

    How many people have actually followed the series on TV? How many of those would go to the movie? It's far less than any Star Trek franchise, so it won't happen.

    I suspect only two good possibilities can come out of B5...

    1. The SciFi channel buys the rights to air whole series, runs it, and then produces an original movie or mini-series to finish it off.
    2. The producers/writers for the movie just make a book based on the plot of the movie. Doing so leaves the characters and the special effects to the imagination of the reader (much like the Star Wars books), and won't cost alot of money to produce. If we're lucky, perhaps they'll make an audio tape with some sound effects and dialog from the TV cast members.

    -ez

  71. It's the story by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    Acting/dialogue: The human crew was boring, but the alien ambassadors (Londo, G'Kar and Delenn) were brilliant! If you can't see that, I refuse to believe to believe in your stated credentials.

    Production value: The special effects were great for the time, and for the rest the show managed to produce something comparable to the ST of the time for half the price not bad.

    But even though I believe the alien ambassadors and the CGI alone should make B5 remembered, that is not what made B5 a phenomen. It is the story. It was huge, in any way you see it.

    Remember, at the time tv-series came in three categroies. Episodic series, where everything was back to normal at the end. Soaps, where everything could change but there were no direction in the change. And mini-series, which were kind of like a movie (with a beginning, a middle, and an end) split into 4 or 6 spisoded. Here came a store told in more than 100 episodes!

    It changed the way I watch tv. I can't watch drama shows that reset in the end bores me.

    And the scope of the story, a key point in the evolution of sentient life in our part of the galaxy, was similarily magnificent.

    I think B5 is the TV show for people who like books. Who watch for the story.

    1. Re:It's the story by jfengel · · Score: 1

      You didn't ask, but here's my semi-professional opinion of the performances of the ambassadors.

      I should note that it's really hard to evaluate an actor from the finished product, which is why I brought it up in the first place. There's so much between the performance and you (the writing, the direction, even the lighting and music can dramatically alter your impression of a performance). To the untrained eye, and even to professionals, what you're looking at is a performance and saying whether you enjoy it or not; whether a different actor would have been more enjoyable is a very difficult judgment to make. I try not to judge an actor from a single role, especially if I didn't like it.

      For example, I saw an episode the other night with the extremely talented Michael York, and I'd have thought he was a rank amateur because of the way that cruddy dialogue sounded. I like to believe that I was really seeing that "spark" underneath the performance, but I could just be biased because I've seen the actor before. The scene with G'Kar was splendid, two actors working well together, though a better director would have had them work on the same definition of "drunk". Not that two people get drunk the same way, but there are core elements that are interesting when they're in common. Eh, enough directing jib-jab; once you've directed you never stop looking at it that way.

      In this case it's even harder, because they're playing aliens. If you're not enjoying something, it's hard to tell if it's because it's a very talented actor giving you an expert performance of a character who's not very human, or just crap.

      Aliens are most interesting when they're really human underneath; you have to be very delicate in constructing non-human traits. They have to feel like something a human could be, or it just feels random. Ultimately we're really seeing stories about people.

      That said, I thought Andreas Katsulas did an unbelievably bang-up job as G'Kar. It was "open"; you felt he was really being honest on stage (which is an interesting use of acting terminology, since the character was frequently lying. Katsulas was lying, openly and honestly.) For all the makeup, his character was the most human. His was the best example of an alien with alien traits who also explored what it was to be human.

      Peter Jurasik as Londo I've seen before doing much better work on Hill Street Blues. In his case I felt he was substantially hampered by a corny accent, which made every word come out as overplayed. He was meant to explore certain negative human impulses, but the writing too often made them feel thinly drawn, a greed without real impulse. Still, when he was conflicted about it, it came out very human and interesting. Stephen Furst is Vir came out rather better, I felt, and I think it was because he didn't attempt the accent.

      Similarly, I didn't much care for Mira Furlan as Delenn, but I think that was due more to her "alien" reserve, which came out to me more as "flat" than "reserved". I thought Bill Mumy's Lennier was a far more open and interesting version of the same thing. That may be chauvinism on my part, willing to tolerate more reserve from a male character than a female one. Still, I've greatly enjoyed reserved female characters in other series (like Majel Barret's Number One in the Star Trek pilot).

      These are just my judgments, and I can very much respect different opinions on those performances.

      One other thing, if you've bothered to read this far: I felt that there were a number of episodes that didn't significantly advance the story a whole; one-offs that could be discarded. On other long-term series those are often the most fun episodes, like when the Deep Space Nine crew revisited the Tribbles episode, or the musical episode of Buffy (though that one even managed to advance its long-term story line as well).

      But on B5, I found them to be generally less interesting (I really didn't need to see Jack the Ripper In Space.) The show is much more interesting when the large-scale politics were involved. I think the writer did better with less human-scale and more global-scale events.

  72. Sorry, but I'm glad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a B5 fan, I'm glad that this didn't get off the ground. The movies were all somewhat unsatisfying, and I've seen the script to this one, and it's the worst of the lot. Way too much Technomancer bollocks.

    They wanted Framestore to do the FX, but they didn't have anything like enough money. Basically the regular financers saw the long line of made-for-TV movies, and thought "How is this going to be any different"?

  73. TOS, baby. by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    You know, replace the term "Babylon 5" with "Star Trek" (and I do mean Trek circa Shatner), and your comment is equally valid.

    I find in really weird that all these geeks and nerds whos bread and butter sci-fi has been Star Trek can't get past the same flaws in another series which manages in include new types of characters, as well as include new types of storylines only possible because of the plot continuity.

    Perhaps we need a "Babylon 5: The Next Generation" to bring more to the fold.

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    1. Re:TOS, baby. by dhalgren · · Score: 1

      100% agreed.

  74. JMS, Just remember... by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1
    ... that they all told Peter Jackson that no one would want to see a LoTR movie.

    Don't give up the fight.

  75. I concur. Still worth it, though. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    [I] felt like the steam went out of it towards the end, when he had to mangle the novel a bit to deal with the realities of casting, etc.

    Indeed. I missed Ivanova in the fifth season. And it felt as if they were just wrapping up loose ends much of the time. jms had originally intended to end the fourth season with 'Intersections in Real Time'. (And here I thought 'Z'Ha'Dum' ended S3 on a downer...)

    Still, Londo's story wasn't finished, and I thought it was worth telling. The telepaths, meh, shadow of the Vorlons, we all knew that already. The Drakh, though, shadow of the Shadows, much spookier. And I nearly cried when Londo flashes back through his career on the station, forward to his dream of death at G'Kar's hands, then turns to accept his fate and that of his people. Whew.

    And I almost cried at the final episode, but then again, who didn't? The music... so sad... jms's one single appearance ever... ah, we'll miss him.

    --grendel drago

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