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Apple Developing Two-Button Mouse
An anonymous reader writes "Always the innovator, Apple is rumored to be developing a two-button mouse! Personally, I don't think it will catch on. Two buttons will be way too confusing for your average user." A few users noted a related Slashdot story from awhile back that discusses why Apple has historically avoided the two-button mouse. The article also mentions a revision to the AirPort Base Station with built-in optical audio.
In a few years Apple will invent something called a "pan wheel" which allows you to pan up and down in documents... They'll probably try and patent it as well.
I have one with five on my PC.
Oh, and my amps go all the way to eleven!
Back in my day, we didn't even have buttons. We had to move the cursonr, and *wait*!
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...one button at the top end and one at the bottom end. Gotta think different.
Shh... d' ya wanna get sued?
Slay a dragon... over lunch!
They are really working on the i-something name.
what will become CmdrTaco's new reason to not use a macintosh?
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...and let me guess...it's being unveiled on April 1st?
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Microsoft innovates the 1-Button mouse as a whole new line of efficiency.
Bill Gates says: "One mouse button ought to be enough for anybody."
"Back button" is in common usage already. If they call them "To Button" and "Fro Button", they can apply for trademarks.
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... you insensitive clod.
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Now if you'll excuse me, I need to take a shower:)
Is it Saturday night already?!
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Anyone look at the suggested retail prices for these?
Apple has just recently reduced the price of its wired mouse to $29 and its wireless optical mouse to $59. The two-button wireless optical mouse would likely debut at the $69 price point once reserved for the company's current wireless mouse.
"Jaws will drop," said one insider.
Now, I know what the Mac fans will say: 'Plenty of people spend far more than that on gaming sticks and PC peripherals,' etc, etc.
But why can't they make the mice cheaper? I had to pop out a few months ago to buy an Apple mouse for a client here in London. Not knowing any better, and needing the thing immediately for the client's OS X rack, I nearly had a heart attack when I saw the prices for bog-standard and other Mac mice at Micro Anvika.
In the end I found a busted old iMac with a working hockey puck and just lifted that.
'Jaws will drop,' indeed.
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jeez! you can't throw it all at a user a once! the only way is to scale out those big features incrimentally.
Apple continues its innovative streak with the two-ended stylus. 99% of PDA users on slashdot have mocked the simplistic one "button" stylus for years and welcome Apple's innovation. A small permanent neodymium magnet embedded into each end of the stylus provides a different polarity which the PDA senses and treats as either a regular click or a secondary click.
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Hmmmm, can't use my middle finger. I need to direct it to the M$ users when they come to ask me to help them fix their buggy, virus loaded P.[iece of] C.[rap]
Having done so much with so little for so long, I now can do anything with nothing at all.
Cursor? Luxury! In my days, we had to *type* when we wanted to do something. And we where grateful.
wait a minute....
Please. Comparing the BSoD to an OS X grey screen of death is just wrong. When a Mac crashes, the screen fades to grey, and a translucent box appears telling you (in four languages, no less) that you need to restart your computer. The BSoD has far less class and style...
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Me no like this idea. Me like one-button hockey-puck mouse because it shaped like COOKIE!!!!
dum de dum de dum de dum de dum
Let the mouse button wars begin!!
25 years later...
mac OS XX user: "WOW the new Apple Bluetooth mouse has 3 buttons and a scroll wheel"
Windows Longwhore SP4 user: "Lame, my MS Intellimouse has 16 buttons, 2 pressure-sensitive-tilt-slide-rotate-scroll wheels, 2 lasers, a 3-axis fiber optic ring gyroscope with GPS tracking, an inertial-charging battery system and 2-parameter biometric analyser to combat privacy, I mean piracy"
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Type? Hah, back in my days, we had to wake up at the crack of dawn, punch cards to get things done, and we didn't even have a screen!
Type?!? You were a spoiled child. We had to make punchcards with a dull butter knife.
What would really be gained by simply adding a second button?
They will be compatible with 1990 era PC's
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You're not supposed to wear them as glasses. You should stick to your old glasses or contact lenses and use the mouse for navigating the document.
I feel better about myself when I read comments like this..
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Does he mean the term as used by Microsoft?
I don't even know how that can make a news. I could always plug in my 2-button USB mouse into a Mac and the mouse would work.
Customize your Apple...
Mouse
O - One button
O - Two buttons [Add $200]
So true. I particularly loved, back in the 9x days, how--after the computer crashes and forces you to restart--you are slapped on the wrist for shutting down the computer wrong. This was especially frustrating while working on a program or paper for class...
Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.
I actually asked a girl at a club how she would rate me on a scale of 3 to 18. She said 17 so I pulled out a 20 sider and rolled. Then I said I passed my charisma check so you have to dance with me. It actually worked! That's what happens when you start the night with drinking and D&D before going to the club.
When I throw things into the trash can in my kitchen, it doesn't magically jump out the side of my house.
someone has to say it.....
That is just sad, truly sad.
1.) that you would make the comment
2.) that you would make it to a girl
3.) that you would have a D20 with you in a club
4.) that you would think this would work
5.) that this actually did
Did her moustache tickle?
Send whiskey and fresh horses!
Or you could just right-click
Therein lies the rub for a one button mouse...
OS XX is okay, but I'm really waiting for OS XXX. It will have much better plug and play support than we have today.
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I remember on some of the older PowerPC's in the computer lab back when I was in elementary school, the power button was right where you'd think the floppy eject button was.
I don't think I can count on one hand how many times people have switched off their PC's when trying to eject a floppy!
How long until the DM had your character wake up from that dream?
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Dear Penthouse^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Slashdot Forum....
That's what happens when you start the night with drinking and D&D before going to the club.
Yep. You played all the D&D, and she did all the drinking.
(Just funnin' ya. But if you packed a d20 specifically for this, it means you had put way too much thought behind this idea.:)
First Apple shuts up that "Apple laptops unfit for UNIX users" snapperhead by putting USB-based keyboards in the January 2005 PowerBooks.
Then they got rid of the "Macs are too expensive" crowd by releasing the Mac mini.
Now they're working on a two-button mouse?
What will the Wintrolls have left to whine about?
Hi,
:-)
two buttons are bad for your health:
1 Button = 1 hand on keyboard + 1 hand on mouse (for alt and control key use)
2 buttons = 1 hand on mouse + one hand to insert pies/cakes into mouth
Therefore two buttons = unhealthier computer use due to sudden uptake of pie/cake
I know this will bring the thunder down on me, but it's too funny.
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I'm also sure I'm not the first to post this link.
"I actually asked a girl at a club how she would rate me on a scale of 3 to 18. She said 17 so I pulled out a 20 sider and rolled. Then I said I passed my charisma check so you have to dance with me. It actually worked! That's what happens when you start the night with drinking and D&D before going to the club."
Heh. Apple considers a 2-button mouse but the real discussion going on here is about Dungeons and Dating. *Sigh* Nerds are going the way of the dodo.
"Derp de derp."
Eliminate the keyboard.
They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
Thank you...for making me sputter coffee all over my cubical desk.
Life is not for the lazy.
Since when did this become "The Onion" ?
"Or you could just right-click on the drive itself and tell it to eject."
Good thing apple is putting out a two button mouse.
In other news, Apple also announced a future mouse using six buttons. Steve Jobs was quoted a saying, "We want to be ahead of the curve, since we screwed up last time and waited 20 years before catching up with other 2-button mice. Besides, we want to anticipate demand when humans grow an extra finger approximately half a million years from now.."
Microsoft has already responded by announcing a 10-button mouse, though speculation is that it will be released too late, when humans no longer require limbs and already have started using brain waves to control the world.
You don't carry a d20 everywhere you go?
Slowly being killed off by the Dutch. Watch your back.
God that desk must be uncomfortable. Do your knees keep banging into the sides?
I haven't used a mouse in years.
Look around you. Laptops are everywhere.
A mouse on a laptop is like a fish with a yo-yo.
You know, like tapping the touchpad for selection and double clicking...
The single button on macs is so stupid, I can't stand it. Such beautiful machines too...
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