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Intel's 64-Bit Pentium 4s Hit The Streets

ThinSkin writes "Nearly 18 months after rival AMD released its 64-bit processors, Intel quietly added its first 64-bit Pentium 4 microprocessors to the market on Sunday. Four versions of the Intel Pentium 4 6XX series were announced at speeds up to 3.6-GHz, a frequency grade lower than the existing 5XX series. Prices will range from $224 to $605. Intel also added the 3.73-GHz Pentium 4 Extreme Edition to its lineup, a $999 chip that is fabricated on a finer 90-nm process than its older 130-nm P4EE components. As Slashdot previously reported, the 64-bit series will likely be the major enhancement to the Pentium 4 line before the introduction of the Pentium D "Smithfield," Intel's first dual-core part, which is slated for next quarter."

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  1. Pentium D. Smithfield? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's a good man, I've worked with him for over a decade. He's no Bill Brasky, though/

    1. Re:Pentium D. Smithfield? by davisk · · Score: 3, Funny

      That Bill Brasky is a sonofabitch, he'd eat a homeless person if you dared him.

    2. Re:Pentium D. Smithfield? by rco3 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Bill Brasky fathered every sonofabitch on Slashdot with a User ID greater than 198978!

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    3. Re:Pentium D. Smithfield? by Queer+Boy · · Score: 2, Funny

      We once had a bachelor party for Bill Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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    4. Re:Pentium D. Smithfield? by Class+Act+Dynamo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Everyone: TO BILL BRASKY!!!
      Mark McKinney: I am wearing a di-aper!
      *Silence*
      Everyone: TO BILL BRASKY!!!
      Will Ferrell: "Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"

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  2. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now the A46 prices should come down a bit.

    1. Re:Great by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not to be confused with an AK47.

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  3. Was it just me... by isny · · Score: 5, Funny

    Was it just me or did anyone read that as the Pentium D "Seinfeld"?
    Not that there's anything wrong with it...

    1. Re:Was it just me... by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 5, Funny

      "no! no cache for you! you come back one-year."

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  4. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now Intel can cook my toast using more than 4 GB of memory!

  5. Keep buying, suckers! by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 5, Funny

    I love you suckers out there who are buying these top of the line, bleeding edge chips. It brings the price of "outdated" hardware back to reasonable levels.

    Now if you excuse me, I have a 486 DX4 100MHz that I've been keeping an eye on for a while.

    1. Re:Keep buying, suckers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      'Suckers' or 'people who need as much horsepower as they can get'.

      On that note, can you people start buying up tons of those 27" plasmas? I seriously need a 19" for cheap. Trust me, you need'em...

    2. Re:Keep buying, suckers! by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn, we're sitting on a goldmine! /me sees a new source of income.

  6. Pentium 4 Extreme Edition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does that come with... uh... Intel Extreme Graphics? Sweet!

  7. ExTREmE! by TimeTraveler1884 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Intel also added the 3.73-GHz Pentium 4 Extreme Edition
    The processor that all rock-climbing, skydiving, snowboarding, chick-magnet, adrenaline-junkies use.

    ...Oh wait, this is ./
    1. Re:ExTREmE! by Excen · · Score: 3, Funny

      I WOULD be a chick magnet, but living in my parents' basement makes it tough.

      That being said, I downhill ski so I really should have this.

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  8. Re:Power dissipation? by dynoman7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone know how much heat these put out?

    ...about a volkswagon's worth.

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  9. Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are they really AMD-compatible?

  10. Re:Power dissipation? by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean the heat that you get from converting a volkswagon to energy (E=mc2), right?

  11. Re:AMD is the worst. by ecko3437 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Amen. This x000+ crap has got to stop. I'm t hinking we need some sort of ISO standard for clock speed, something we can compare PowerPCs, AMDs, Intels, and the like together without having to pull out a calculator and Google for benchmark tests. However it wont happen due to some stupid reason or other.

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  12. I only have enought plutonium for one shot! by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Funny
    * oops *, I mean, you insensitive clod!.

    Yes, I have or something simulations to run!

    (is it ok to use * and HTML emphasis?)

    What's the plural of emphasis?

    Shut up. OK.

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    1. Re:I only have enought plutonium for one shot! by mr_walrus · · Score: 2, Funny

      >What's the plural of emphasis?

      emphysema

      -ken wheezed out breathlessly

  13. Re:Yay. by Buelldozer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thunk thunk thunk...

    (That's the sound of 32 bit code on a 64 bit processor...or was that 16 bit code on a 32...I forget...)

  14. Fine, but what we *really* want to know is... by Lisandro · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... how many large bedrooms can you heat with it?

  15. Actually, Intel SHOULD call it "Seinfeld"! by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1, Funny

    At least according to what I have learned from the Simpsons.

    Patty: The easiest way to be popular is to leech off the popularity of others.
    Selma: So we propose changing our name from "Springfield" to "Seinfeld".

    Intel can start making processors with names that make sense!

    Pentium D Costanza!
    - This is our newest budget-aimed processor which will deliver today's technology in ways you can't imagine. The Costanza will answer your multimedia needs thru experimentations that one would never dare to even think of.

    Pentium D Kramer
    - We are very proud of this processor. The main audience are the gamers in general who don't want to spend too much money on something as radical as this. The Pentium Kramer will deliver spontaneous performance boosts thru applications and make random noises whenever the cpu is overheating.

    Pentium D Steinbrenner
    - Our flagship product, the Pentium D Steinbrenner will deliver performance beyond your expectations. Not only does it come with 2MB of Cache but it also comes with a special software that has been added into the cpu which will warn the user when he's about to click on something that may be a virus. We call this feature the 'Steinbrenner Alarm':

    STEINBRENNER ALARM: Of course. Of course you can do it. Things get done all the time, I understand. Don't worry, your job'll be waiting for you when I say so! Get better user 'GEORGE'! Get betteeeeeeeeeer!!!!!!!

    Yeah.... now I so want one!

  16. Re:Power dissipation? by kernel_dan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whoa. I did some math and the energy contained in any object with the mass of a VW Beetle (810kg) is enough to bring 217 trillion kilograms of water from room temperature to boiling.

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  17. Re:A little late? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    He said, "RTFA, you fuckwit.".

  18. Pentium 4s hit the streets and.... by mjh49746 · · Score: 3, Funny

    immediately they're overtaken by AMD64s and G5s once they get on the freeway. They're really easy to spot with an infrared camera, too. Kinda like overheated, broken down cars.

  19. Re:Power dissipation? by InfinityBuffer · · Score: 2, Funny

    how would you know the "Mass Defect" of a VW Beetle? thats like knowing the molar mass of a fish.

  20. Re:CPU alphabet soup and the demise of Apple by bigberk · · Score: 3, Funny
    I see the same thing here with Intel's lineup. What is what? Why is this M? Why is that Centrino? WTF does "Extreme" mean in relation to a CPU?
    How DARE you question the wisdom, experience, and insight offered by managers and marketing departments! These people have spent years of their lives studying their trade so that they can learn how to make your life better. Do you not thank them? Do you not give them the credit they deserve? Oh, marketers everywhere, do not listen to these ingrates, you have made America great and we God bless you for it!
  21. Re:Power dissipation? by tomjen · · Score: 2, Funny

    this site claims, that the average mass of a fish is 18,4 pounds. Or 8.34609961 kilograms or 8346,08861g.
    Avogadros constant is 6.02214199 × 10**23, so the molar mass of fish is 5,02613307 × 10**27 or 5026,13307 septillion
    Not sure what use it is though.

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  22. Re:Power dissipation? by BritishNick · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course if you want to get REALLY picky, we should be calling them Convectors, not Radiators, as the vast majority of the heat is transferred to the air.

    Just my two-penneths worth :)

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