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COMDEX Cancelled Again

An anonymous reader noted that COMDEX has been cancelled for the second year in a row. And meanwhile, thousands of IT professionals rejoice that they won't be again exposed to strange strains of viruses that their immune system can't handle.

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  1. How fitting by -kertrats- · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not to be too cliche, but how fitting that I got the 'Nothing for you to see here' line several times trying to see this story.

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    1. Re:How fitting by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
      > Not to be too cliche, but how fitting that I got the 'Nothing for you to see here' line several times trying to see this story.

      What are you trying to imply? That after yet another crippling bombshell hit the COMDEX community, it's official? That COMDEX is dead?

      Who died and made you Netcraft?

      (Oh, wait. That'd be COMDEX. Move along...)

  2. I for one by overshoot · · Score: 3, Funny

    wish to welcome our new CES overlords.

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  3. Oh well by jam244 · · Score: 3, Funny

    See you in 2006

  4. Slashdot confirms it... by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 0, Funny

    Comdex is DYING.

  5. Guess I'll miss out on Vegas this year too! by drewzhrodague · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jeez, even as an excuse to go to Las Vegas, and it's CANCELLED AGAIN! Bastards!

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  6. Strange viruses by bazio · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bah, who needs COMDEX to get strange strains of viruses? I'll get mine over the Internet, thank you very much!

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  7. Eh... by The-Bus · · Score: 4, Funny

    So what's the point? Is it coming back? Is this going to be a new meme? "Duke Nukem for Longhorn SE to come out at Comdex, now powered by cold fusion... in Japan!"

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    1. Re:Eh... by irix · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's hot grits and Natalie Portman naked and petrified. And never mind OGG, you really want OOG THE OPEN SOURCE CAVEMAN and The Glorous MEEPT.

      OOG THE CAVEMAN BREAK OPEN SOURCE CD OVER HEAD!
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  8. "Cancel" is such an ugly word by menace3society · · Score: 3, Funny

    The article about this that I read said that, since going to different ownership in the 90s, COMDEX has gotten smaller and more tightly focused on IT. So don't look at it as being canceled, rather, it's just the natural result of its evolution--becoming the absolute smallest and topic-focused convention it could possibly be.

  9. it geeks went to comdex ... by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 2, Funny

    when adultdex was next door/down the street?

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  10. COMDEX has been replaced. by ARRRLovin · · Score: 2, Funny

    When will they just admit defeat?

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  11. Comdex Las Vegas Replaced by ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    COMDEX Bangalore !!!

  12. Tradeshows just aren't the same by Fox_1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    not since the bubble, man the things that would go on at those IT trade shows. I went to a wireless one in New Orleans that just 'happened' to be scheduled in the middle of Mardi Gras...damn, talk about viruses
    Oh for the world of stock options and big promotional booths for products that didn't exist then and still don't now. To booth babes and bunnys, T-shirts and ice cream. I never won a car or PDA, but I haven't bought a pen in 6 years.

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    1. Re:Tradeshows just aren't the same by kurosawdust · · Score: 5, Funny
      I never won a car or PDA, but I haven't bought a pen in 6 years.

      Pfft. Rookie. I took all my promotional schwag and lived in the wilderness for two years armed with only my ruler, LED flashlight, tape measure, solar calculator, collapsable water bottle, twenty t-shirts to use as a tent, one hundred pens for tent stakes, a stress ball, and fifty business-card-sized CDs that I used as shriuken to kill animals for food.

      Needless to say I came back with a rockin beard and a newfound appreciation for being able to take a dump in a recipticle made especially for that purpose.

    2. Re:Tradeshows just aren't the same by AppyPappy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wish they would hand out aspirin and Sucrets.

      All I got was a rock.

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  13. Re:Why? by eviloverlordx · · Score: 5, Funny

    They were replaced by a small shell script.

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  14. Re:Whatcha talkin 'bout Willis? by El_Servas · · Score: 2, Funny

    Las vegas, hookers, aids: HIV

  15. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, the COM(RA)DEX will cancel YOU!

  16. The Basic Problem . . . by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

    . . . Isn't that there isn't a need, but that they weren't pushing the hookers and booze angle.

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  17. Re:But in Nevada they get tested by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Driver? I don't even know her!

    ~~rimshot~~

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  18. How long before... by feloneous+cat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comdex becomes irrelevant?

    10..9..8..7..6..

    Too late, it already is.

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  19. Their *real* dream... by dark-br · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want my IT people to have grounding in the entire computer field, but to be very specific to their field in detail. I want my network security people to eat and sleep network security and my hardware people to dream of nothing but hardware.

    Network Sec. Guy dream: ZzzzZZzzzZZZ PORN ZzZZZzz
    Hardware Guy dream: ZzzzZZZzzZZ P0rN ZzzZZZZz

  20. Re:Las Vegas hated Comdex anyway by iggymanz · · Score: 3, Funny

    you'll be happy to know that to help this situation next year COMDEX will also not be held, but in another city

  21. Re:Maybe a good thing? by Knight2K · · Score: 2, Funny

    How did you get in here?

    Somebody call Security! Take that man's geek credentials and escort him to the door!

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  22. Re:Regroup again? by lgw · · Score: 2, Funny

    The vending machines back in college were ... somewhat unreliable. They had signs at one point that read "50 cents a play! You might win a soda!".

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