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Mandrakesoft Changes Name to Mandriva
joestar writes "Following its recent merger with Conectiva, Mandrakesoft has decided to change its name to 'Mandriva' for two reasons: "1. The recent Mandrakesoft - Conectiva merger calls for a new identity that better represents the combination of two key companies and their global presence. 2. The long-winding trademark lawsuit with Hearst Corporation has reached a point where we decided it is more reasonable for us to move forward.". Mandrake is dead, long life to Mandriva!"
I preferred Conedrakesoft, but... whatever...
April Fools Day was the 1st...Oh wait, they're serious.
So will all their *Drake tools now be *Driva tools? It just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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They should have called it "Firebird Linux".
My life is an open book ... up to a point.
I'm sure glad they didn't pick some wimpy combination of Mandrake and Conectiva. Now the three top distros at Distrowatch (choose last 3 months) will all have great-sounding, easy-to-pronounce names:
What's more ridiculous than this name?
Maybe Linspire...
...the name of a tranny stripper..
Eeesh...
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> the recent Mandrakesoft - Conectiva merger calls for a new identity that better represents the combination of two key companies and their global presence.
How does "Mandriva" "represent their Global Presence?" If I had no idea what they made and was asked to guess, it would be some sort of male driving school... Or a singing fruit (mandarin, Diva)... But in no way does Mandriva make me think "Linux, of course!"
I mean, come on. This is a name just asking to be picked on. I wonder if I'll someday be able to install mandriva on my performa. That would be awesomea.
Unless this is a method for hardening its security-- y'know, everyone picks on mandriva, so it has to toughen itself up. Like naming your son Sue or something.
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... Linux MUST be hard to use, see how difficult will be to pronounce the name of most of their main distributions (SuSE with mixed case? Ubuntu? And now... Mandriva? even is hard to pronounce linux), then installing/using them should be even harder.
Mangina might've been a better name.
This reminds me too much of the spanish word "maricon", which roughly translates to "queer" or "fag" when used to reference a homosexual.
I swear I caught this once and a shot of Trobicin fixed it.
That if, say, you're an English speaker unfamiliar with the "i's" long "e" sound, you'll be likely to pronounce it "Man-dreyeva", which sounds like New York slang for "Mandriver", which sounds like gay porn?
...
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Well, actually, for a product name, yes there is. That's awful. God. A name only an engineer could love.
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All welcome our Red Ass overlords!
You know that when your company's sounds better pronounced backwards, you've picked a lousy name.
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Just let's hope, that with the new name, they'll also improve their QA...
I can imagine it now.
Mandriva? Man driva? Woman can drive just as well as men! Sexist company, I'll not be using their distro!
Conetidrake?
Nah there are plenty worse:
Comandrake (they manage gardeners, right?)
Manconnect (gay dating service?)
Condrake (AKA conservative linux)
Mandiva (Drag queen lounge singer?)
Mancondrakectiva (some sort of respiratory infection?)
Not to say they couldn'y have done better than they did...
If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
...what a stupid name.
;)
"Condrake" would have been easy to pronounce. Unfortunately, it has the word "Con" in it, which doesn't sound like a good thing to buy.
Why didn't they use something completely new like "Foxglove"? It's herbal and has earthy, pagan overtones like Mandrake. It's also got some interesting connotations about being a comfortable covering for Firefox.
I *like* Foxglove. Somebody should start a Foxglove Linux project. I can immediately picture the logo, the website, and a half dozen decent marketing campaigns. You could talk about it being "foxy", make a pun on the Dr. Seuss classic "Fox in Socks", make "fox guarding the henhouse" references, say it "fits like a glove", run a "Poison your PC" campaign, or (my personal favorite) call it "digital digitalis". It's a *damn* fine name for a Linux distro.
Too bad nobody ever listens to me.
Microsoft cheerleader, blue flag waving, you got a problem with that?
Just don't get this - what kind of a brainstorming session did these guys have?
mansnivel?
mansnot?
manmucus?
manbile?
manslurry?
mandribble?
mandriven?
mandriver?
mandriveme?
man-drivin' female?
Just like my old scout, I'll probably just go on calling it what I've always called it- Mandingo.
BTW, mandrake is also a natural laxative.
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Now, ain't that "a weird name" really ...
I thought they were going with AssHat Linux.
--- Dan
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This is the bad thing about inventing company names when you are drunk. I bet they were celebrating the merger, they all got drunk and then "mindstormed" this jewel.
That doesn't roll off the tongue.
MANDIVA! Now that's a better name... or is it?
Ol' Man-driva
Dat Ol' Man-driva
He mus' know sumpin'
But don' say nuthin'
He jes' keeps rollin'
He keeps on rollin' along
Breakfast served all day!
Apple and Micosoft have merged, and to better represent both companies, they are now called
ApplePileOfShit
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> Distro Renamed to Irritate Various Americans
Good idea, but you got it slightly wrong. It's a recursive acronym:
Driva Really Irrates Various Americans.
-- Marcio
like any Mandriva, they won't stop to ask for directions.
(sorry)
Mandrakesoft was obviously intent on combining "Mandrake" with "Connectiva" for the new name, so I came up with the following:
1. Condrakula
2. ConMan
3. MaC OS 10.2