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The Darth Vader Blog
miller60 writes "Darth Vader has launched his very own blog: The Darth Side: Memoirs of A Monster, in which the Sith Lord holds forth in posts such as "Christmas on Hoth" and "I Am Surrounded By Idiots." The comments are a hoot as well. The homage appears to be the handiwork of Canadian Matthew Frederick Davis Hemming."
Apr 25 -- James Earl Jones is still doing insulting impressions of me at cocktail parties for cheap laughs; the prostitutes he flirts with think it's "cute".
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Marvin the Paranoid Android has a Xanga, too.
It appears to be a marketing ploy; I can't say that about the Vader blog.
"Journal! So...you have a Live Journal. Your Mood icon has now betrayed it, too. Google was wise to hide it from me. Now the search engine's failure is complete. If you will not turn to the blog side, then perhaps it will."
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
Chewbacca appears to be blogging for the rebels...
-- If no truths are spoken then no lies can hide --
Auto-reply to ACs: "Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."
this is not the /. you are looking for.
"Whose trachea do you have to crush with your mind to get a little service around here?"
--20050422
Boy, I know how you feel, Darth! I find myself wondering that all the time.
Go ahead! Mod me down! Who wants a trachea-crushing?!
Electric Monkey Pants
Apr 26 - today I can't listen to Dashboard Confessional because Teena dumped me for Brad and their songs always make me think about her. Maybe this upcoming Radiohead album will raise my spirits. I doubt it. Dad's been totally ragging on me for leaving my helmet lying around the house, but he's like, not my real dad, so I don't have to listen to him. *huhhhh*. *huhhhh*. Yea its like that asshole security guard at the mall telling me what to do, its like, if I want to hang out at the Orange Julius, it's my Constitutional right to hang out at Orange Juliuses, and I'll get the ACLU to arrest him for discriminating against me. *huhhhh*. *huhhhh*.
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Your diary must look odd: "Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death - lunch- death, death, death - afternoon tea - death, death, death - quick shower..."
- Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill
*You* tell Darth Frickin Vader that he can't have a black on black page.
Duncan Ozzel said...
YOU BASTARD!
How DARE you kill our son. He has always been faithful to the Empire and always served you well...
Ok.. There was that incident in the Dining hall..
and the whole "misunderstanding" on Tatoee that caused some bad PR on the local Troops show..
and the incident about the midgets that we really don't want to go into right now...
Ok.. so he deserved to die. He was adopted anyway.
So... basically... all I'm trying to say is... Thanks for the Midget Porn.
Duncan Ozzel Head of House Ozzel.
28.4.05
Uh...thanks for the traffic -- I hope the spillover to my own website hasn't just cost be a bazillion dollars in bandwidth. I'm watching my stats go through the roof...so *this* is getting Slashdotted. Good thing I hosted the thing on BlogSpot. Mercy.
I am from a small, grease-loving country in the north called Ca-na-da.