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The Darth Vader Blog
miller60 writes "Darth Vader has launched his very own blog: The Darth Side: Memoirs of A Monster, in which the Sith Lord holds forth in posts such as "Christmas on Hoth" and "I Am Surrounded By Idiots." The comments are a hoot as well. The homage appears to be the handiwork of Canadian Matthew Frederick Davis Hemming."
Yeah, I was there last week. Not a bad blog. One of the better ones out there. However he fails to mention his appearence on Jerry Springer and the real reason why noone understands him. Hes not really a bad guy, he just has issues that noone understands.
I'm a virgo and on Slashdot. Coincidence? Yes.
Apr 25 -- James Earl Jones is still doing insulting impressions of me at cocktail parties for cheap laughs; the prostitutes he flirts with think it's "cute".
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A Dark Helmet parody blog soon.
Marvin the Paranoid Android has a Xanga, too.
It appears to be a marketing ploy; I can't say that about the Vader blog.
"Journal! So...you have a Live Journal. Your Mood icon has now betrayed it, too. Google was wise to hide it from me. Now the search engine's failure is complete. If you will not turn to the blog side, then perhaps it will."
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
Chewbacca appears to be blogging for the rebels...
-- If no truths are spoken then no lies can hide --
This is GREAT. Someone needs to give this guy the script to the first 3 movies to redo. ;-)
-jls
Techno-pagan
The previous poster couldn't speak anymore. He was strangled by a mysterious force.
I'm just about to open my new site: "The Dark Helmet Side: Memoirs of a Schwartz"
First few posts:
"Channukah on Druidia"
"I Am Surrounded By A$$holes"
"A Night With a Druish Princess"
"Yogurt! I Hate Yogurt!"
"Only One Man Would Dare Use Strawberry"
Developers: We can use your help.
Auto-reply to ACs: "Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."
this is not the /. you are looking for.
"Whose trachea do you have to crush with your mind to get a little service around here?"
--20050422
Boy, I know how you feel, Darth! I find myself wondering that all the time.
Go ahead! Mod me down! Who wants a trachea-crushing?!
Electric Monkey Pants
Apr 26 - today I can't listen to Dashboard Confessional because Teena dumped me for Brad and their songs always make me think about her. Maybe this upcoming Radiohead album will raise my spirits. I doubt it. Dad's been totally ragging on me for leaving my helmet lying around the house, but he's like, not my real dad, so I don't have to listen to him. *huhhhh*. *huhhhh*. Yea its like that asshole security guard at the mall telling me what to do, its like, if I want to hang out at the Orange Julius, it's my Constitutional right to hang out at Orange Juliuses, and I'll get the ACLU to arrest him for discriminating against me. *huhhhh*. *huhhhh*.
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Your diary must look odd: "Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death - lunch- death, death, death - afternoon tea - death, death, death - quick shower..."
- Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill
Funny how even Darth Vader succumbs to putting Ads by Google in his blog...
Who really is the Master?
Now watch all the copycat blogs pop up, banking on the same idea.
"I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."
-Hoban Washburn
In the comments of the earliest post
I discovered an abandoned deposit in my company owned by one of our Outer Rim customers who died along with his entire family as a result of an landspeeder crash. He actually deposited this funds amounting to IC12,000,000,000.00 (Twelve billion Imperial Credits), for safe keeping in my company here in Mos Eisley. Company file records shows that the funds was actually for a project our late costumer wanted to start in the near future (a multi million Dollar Spice plant in Kessel)
Oh. my. god. that is funny.
Technoli
I'm sorry, but you're allowed a maximum of three names ba Canadian law. He'll have to drop one.
This is nothing compared to Terri Shiavo's blog.
Steven Hawking's blog is also entertaining.
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Take comfort in your ignorance.
Grandmaster Plague
I will become more powerful than you can imagine.
Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
Yoda said...
Much conflict I feel within you.
22.4.05
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Darth Vader said...
Dear Yoda,
You fight like Miss Piggy.
Sincerely,
D. Vader
22.4.05
Technoli
"Whose trachea do you have to crush with your mind to get a little service around here?"
Dear Slashdot: next time you want to mess with the site, add a rich-text editor for comments.
When I read this blog I found it disgusting that some people seem to feel the need to engage in friendly conversation with a man that is allegedly the greatest war criminal ever. Even on this website some jokingly refer to these crimes as if they are matters of entertainment.
If this was Adolf Hitler's blog, would these people be chatting and making fun about gas chambers? Disgusting.
*You* tell Darth Frickin Vader that he can't have a black on black page.
No -- it's news for nerds in Hebrew.
Bemopolis
"I guess the moral of the story is, don't paint your airship with rocket fuel." -- Addison Bain
Oh boy, a chance for more hackneyed, tired jokes about Star Wars! I don't get nearly enough cliched Star Wars humor from Slashdot! "It's as if a million geeks read a blog and then suddenly the server died AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I AM A COMEDY GENIUS!"
No thanks, I'll skip it.
Uh...thanks for the traffic -- I hope the spillover to my own website hasn't just cost be a bazillion dollars in bandwidth. I'm watching my stats go through the roof...so *this* is getting Slashdotted. Good thing I hosted the thing on BlogSpot. Mercy.
I am from a small, grease-loving country in the north called Ca-na-da.