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Initial ROTS Reviews Hit the Internet
Trunks writes "The first reviews of Episode III: Revenge of the Sith have started to trickle onto the Net. Reviews are posted at ComingSoon.net, Ain't It Cool News, Variety, and there are three separate reviews at TheForce.net. The current issue of Time magazine has a review as well. The reviews have all been positive so far, and the consensus appears to be that this is the best film of the prequels and it should satisfy fans who were unhappy with the first two."
I'll still be unsatisfied with the first two.
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I've been waiting for a "real" Star-Wars for years....let's hope this one works.
Bonus poiints if there is a scene where Anakin kills Jar-Jar.
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Yeah but I can't even find the bittorrent yet.
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I will see RotS:
Even Spielberg chimed in, while making a plug for his travesty of War of the Worlds.
"You'll cry at the end."
baaaawwwwlll! I want my money back!!
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...it should satisfy fans who were unhappy with the first two.
No... Nothing can take the pain away...
This is what I've been waiting for...two solid hours of lightsaber duels!
Because, let's face it, SW is really all about the lightsabers. You know you want one, and so do I.
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Is it true that Annakin Skywalker dies at the end? Someone told me this and it's just ruined the movie for me.
Meine Schwester ist sehr, sehr reizvoll - Nietzsche
From TFA:
Yoda in a lot of action, more cool bad guys, and no Jar Jar (well, at least no Jar Jar dialogue)
You see, I searched through the TFA's and what is missing is very dissapointing:
Jar Jar dies in a hideous 5 min torture scene where Annie cuts him slowly into kebabs with his lightsaber.
That scene alone would have made the movie. Hopefully, someone will add it later.
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Initial ROTS review.... Rots...... rots..... return of the king?....no, that's ROTK.... Rots.... WTF?..... Oh that's right revenge of the sith. I wonder if the movie will live up to the hidden meaning in its abbreviation?
Damn capitalist pigs and their oppressive subscription model! Someone needs to free the ENTIRE article... because... erm, I don't feel like paying for it.
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But does Jar Jar get the Lightsaber Enema he so greatly deserves?
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...and give us a topless Padme scene. I'd definitely walk out satisfied.
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Lucas is the sux0rs?
digital actors raped my childhood?
There is nothing I live more than reading every thread about the Matrix or Star Wars telling me that certain movies stink. It doesn't grow tired at all.
That horse is dead and the users are know bleaching the bones.
Except for ending slavery, the Nazis, communism, & securing American independence, war has never solved anything.
Looking at another man appearing for less than one minute in a science fiction movie is one of your fondest childhood memories?
"I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."
-Hoban Washburn
Yeah, I've resigned myself to it. The way I see it: I was suckered in by the first two movies and payed full price. I made my bed when I chose to see Attack of the CG, and now I should sleep in it. Now I still believe the 3rd movie is probably crap, but hey, I'm a sucker. And on the off-chance that it actually isn't crap, how would I feel if I saw the two crappy movies in the theatre and then skipped out on the only good one? Like a sucker.
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Padme: Is that a Lightsabre in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me
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Do you have any idea how stupid you sound or how pathetic you look?
Well, in a word, yeah.
Why, does it bother you?
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Force has been good, Yes.
Jar-Jar disemboweled by Anakin. Sad, but not very.
Dancing on Jar-Jar's grave like animatronic puppet I am, yes.
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i know what he said and its still true.. they wipe obi-wans mind.. cause
SPOILER----------
obi wan is a robot!
I sure wouldn't want to be the person sitting in front of you.
I am one of those cool people who say they won't see Ep 3 and then rip on it because I think it is childish and Lucas has failed with his 2 prior tries...I will argue with you about how you have b.o. and are wasting your money...then I will argue about how my friends will have it downloaded soon and how I won't even look at it then...then I will say that the reviews are all sucking up to Lucas and how terrible the ads are and all the merchandising is over the top....then, even though I have said and done al l this...I won't tell anyone but will go and see & thoroughly enjoy it.
He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
Food for thought. Has Lucas ever created a good movie that didn't involve Harrison Ford?
No.
I guess that wasn't food for very much thought, after all.