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Raynach writes "A friend of mine recently sent me a link for Das Keyboard, the keyboard for UberGeeks. This keyboard is unique in that it has no inscriptions on the keys, which the maker touts will make you type 100% faster in a few weeks since it will keep you from looking at the keyboard. This keyboard also features individually weighted keyswitches, "The keys are divided into groups and their feedback springs are weighted differently; from 35 grams to 80 grams, which correspond to the strength of the finger that touches the keys." But is this "UberGeek" keyboard really worth the high price tag?"

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  1. a tip by professorhojo · · Score: 4, Funny

    here's a tip that can save you around 80 bucks:

    BUY PRIMER -- take off cap -- spray.

    1. Re:a tip by justforaday · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great! Now all my keys are sticky and have fingerprints on them and my fingers are covered with gunk...Got any other bright ideas, professor?

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    2. Re:a tip by Second_Infinity · · Score: 2, Informative

      Good idea... but primer wears off quite easily if a final coat of paint isn't applied.

      Maybe a high-gloss paint would suffice.

      I agree, it's a bit much.

    3. Re:a tip by utexaspunk · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...you might want to point the can at your keyboard. alternatively, you could huff it, which might make it impossible to see what's on the keys as well (or anything else for that matter, but hey- think of what you'll save on monitors!)

    4. Re:a tip by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Funny
      Great! Now all my keys are sticky and have fingerprints on them and my fingers are covered with gunk
      ... and how is this different from any true geek's keyboard?
    5. Re:a tip by The-Bus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Luckily, all my keys have grime on them so I don't look at it to begin with.

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    6. Re:a tip by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think the real reason for the extra cash is the different weights on the keys. Where some keys are harder to press then others. Thus giving you a better feel of where you are in the keyboard. and also prevention from pressing enter when you really wanted \ or ; or SHIFT or other keys that sometimes cause problems.

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    7. Re:a tip by jargoone · · Score: 5, Funny

      Here's a tip that will save you three bucks worth of primer:

      Grab moderately sharp object -- stab eyes out.

      This thing is just a dumb idea, plain and simple.

    8. Re:a tip by JWW · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes, but do the click like the old IBM keyboards, now THAT would be worth the extra money.

    9. Re:a tip by pogle · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes!! I had an old Gateway keyboard from my first PC that I used up until it finally and truly died 2 years ago. That thing could wake the dead (or at least my roommate) when I started coding. And I miss it. It was a good tactile response to my keypresses, and the audible portion is ingrained in my mind as what a keyboard should sound like.

      Also, after over a decade, none of the key labels had worn off. My laptop is suffering after barely a year. They don't make them like they used to. I doubt this 'extra sensitive' keyboard will be any better, especially since my typing isn't 100% adherent to the traditional touch typing methods; that would render those differed key weights completely useless for me.

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    10. Re:a tip by wireloose · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Looks to me like classic Sam Clemens (Mark Twain). Take a $15 keyboard, add whitewash (remove letters), add propaganda (ubergeekness) and they'll flock.

    11. Re:a tip by Walkiry · · Score: 2

      I scored a totally unused IBM clicky keyboard on our last office move. Because moving is expensive, the high-ups decided to do away with old hardware and anything that wasn't really worth the move. Among these things were many unused peripherals that belonged to the headless servers and never got used. I even got to unwrap the thing out of its plastic bag and all.

      It makes beautiful clickety click noises when I type, the feedback is fantastic, and I'm pretty sure it's close to indestructible. It's bigger than my freaking laptop! (When closed). And they wanted to throw it away, the nerve of it all...

      And no windows key. Can't say I miss it ^_^

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    12. Re:a tip by uberdave · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, painting keyboards looks like fun. Can I have a turn?

    13. Re:a tip by trb · · Score: 2, Funny
      BUY PRIMER -- take off cap -- spray.

      Be careful to take the caps off, spray them, and replace them one by one. If you do them all at once, you won't be able to see the printing any more, and you won't be able put the right cap back on the right key.

    14. Re:a tip by ikkonoishi · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can't eat the keyboard crunchies in an emergency...

    15. Re:a tip by SoCalChris · · Score: 2, Informative

      What you're looking for is the pckeyboard.com Customizer keyboard, with buckling springs.

      http://www.pckeyboard.com/customizer.html

      And unlike the keyboard reviewed in the article, you can get this one without the Windows keys. They are $59. I've had mine for about a year and a half, it still looks and feels brand new.

    16. Re:a tip by ryanjensen · · Score: 2, Funny
      Fu ... eww! Gross man. Gah!!

      Oh, how innocent your mind appears to be ...

    17. Re:a tip by F34nor · · Score: 2, Informative

      The real joke is when you then change the keyboard mapping to Davorak and double your speed again. QWERTY was designed to be a--s s--l--o--w a--s possible to keep you from jamming the damn keys.

      http://www.mwbrooks.com/dvorak/layout.html
      Its built into Most OS just change it now in your keyboard setting and give it a try.

    18. Re:a tip by Glog · · Score: 2, Funny
      here's a tip that can save you around 80 bucks:


      So what else do you save money on? You probably prefer inflatable dolls over the real thing?
    19. Re:a tip by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2, Funny

      If I changed my keyboard mapping (with our without painting over the keys) I'd become one of those monkees banging out random Shakespear sonets.

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    20. Re:a tip by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The windows key is a good idea, I wish my Model-M had one. It's not like it magicly stops working in linux or something. If I had one, I'd use it purely for window manager/shell binds, like switching windows/frames/etc(I use Ion). Keep ctrl/alt for apps.

      Also, why hasn't there been any real change in keyboard layout? I know the transitioning would suck, but I can think of two minor changes that would make data entry a ton easier: Tab key on numpad, Backspace key for half of the spacebar.

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    21. Re:a tip by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Every yer or so I take my keyboard, hold it upside down, and shake it. Man, the junk that comes out of there ... I'm continuously amazed that it still works. Cookie crumbs, dog hair and drool, small parts, ...

    22. Re:a tip by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There's a 'blank' version of the Happy Hacking Keyboard.

      Also, check this review for another unusual keyboard.

      I can't believe nobody has posted the above info yet. Slashdot has really gone downhill as of late.

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    23. Re:a tip by Tassach · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Almost, but not quite. QWERTY was designed to minimize jamming in manual typewriters. That much is true. It wasn't really designed to slow people down so much as it was designed so that letters which are frequently adjacent in words are widely spaced on the keyboard, and so that both hands are used roughly equally.

      Since mechanical typewriters are museum pieces now, the first justification of QWERTY is now irrelevant. Whether DVORAK does a better job of using both hands equally, and putting the most frequently used keys in the home position is a matter for debate (if not holy wars).

      I've tried DVORAK and wasn't impressed enough with it to bother switching from QWERTY. What I want is a keyboard that lets me write code without having to hit the shift key. Imagine being able to type something like this without hitting the shift key once:

      for (i = 1; i < n; i++){ x[i] += ((x[i] > y[i]) ? i | *z : i ^ *z); y[i+1] = x[i]; }
      With a QUERTY keyboard, I had to hit the shift key 14 seperate times to type that (silly) line of code. I don't think DVORAK is going to be much better. My pinkies ache after a long hacking run.
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    24. Re:a tip by Guildencrantz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually I LOVE the way that Vi/Vim perform with the Dvorak layout. Quitting (:q) is a lovely roll of the left three fingers of the left hand("shift+z x" on a Qwerty keyboard). Then again if you use jkhl for cursor positioning you might want to think about remapping.

      Actually it's those "jkhl" situations when shortcuts are related less to the function than the layout on a keyboard that caused the most problems. When I was first learning Dvorak (five years-ago) remembering cut and paste sucked since I'd memorized where the key was and my mind remembered that I was using a new layout but frequently was running a little too quickly to remember the fact it was X and V I was supposed to be hitting (I printed several things unintentionally).

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    25. Re:a tip by kelzer · · Score: 2, Funny

      What we need now is a Slashdot story on somebody's ultimate DIY keyboard mod, complete with about 28 high-quality close-up PNG's showing every step of unplugging the keyboard from the PC, masking the keyboard, spraying the primer, watching the primer dry, digging out the primer that got between the keys, and hooking the keyboard back up. Oh, and about 5 more "action" shots of the keyboard in use, some with the lights off (so you can see the cool green Num Lock LED).

      Then in another week we'll see another Slashdot story about basically the same thing, but this time using a wireless keyboard!

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    26. Re:a tip by Parity · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You mean frequently adjacent letters like in 'tion' and 'er' and 'ing', very common endings?

      Lessee, tion is left-right-right-right... er is left-left, ing is left-left-right... hmmm.

      No.

      Of the unsubstantiated qwerty origin stories, the only one I believe is that having all the letters in the word 'TYPEWRITER' be in the top row. To make sales demos easier. That's the kind of design constraint we all know...

      Dvorak is no faster for coding than qwerty. It's really not -faster- for typing generally. It is, however, designed to use the home row for the most frequently hit keys, and for the 'reach' keys, to have the easiest reaches be for common letters. The rarer the letter (or symbol) the harder the
      reach. It was designed for typing English words,
      though, not C code. It has no real advantages in typing code itself (it does have advantages in typing comments... and variable names that look like dissertations...) Anyway. I use dvorak to reduce my carpal tunnel risks, not for speed.

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    27. Re:a tip by lav-chan · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't really do any coding, but i have remapped a lot of my keys. Like i put ( and ) where [ and ] are (and vice versa). Easier to reach them that way. And i switched / and ' around, so the / is on the home row. And i switched ~ and ` (since i use ~ all the time and i never use `).

      If you use Windows, Microsoft has a fancy little program that lets you create keyboard lay-outs. It's called, ingeniously enough, Microsoft Keyboard Layout Creator. You can download it from their site. The benefit is that they're regular software keyboard lay-outs, so you don't have to worry about screwing with the Registry or anything that takes a bunch of work to undo. You just create a new lay-out and double-click the file it makes and select it in Regional Settings.

    28. Re:a tip by EvanED · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know about you, and maybe it's just that I'm used to control being in the corner (very likely now that I think about it), but I find that thumb reach less comfortable.

      Now, I flopped my caps lock and ctrl key so that it's a very small motion to hit ctrl. I tried it on the Sun keyboards in the comp sci labs at school and won't go back.

    29. Re:a tip by Xyrus · · Score: 2, Funny

      I imagine if you ever wrote a line of code like in a project, someone would pinata your ass (wrap you in paper mache and beat you with a stick).

      ~X~

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  2. Obligatory by mukund · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it have the `any' key?

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    1. Re:Obligatory by RaisinBread · · Score: 2, Funny

      It *is* the any key.

    2. Re:Obligatory by Zwets · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or, more importantly, how do you find out where they've decided to put the backslash this time?

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    3. Re:Obligatory by XiQ · · Score: 4, Funny

      Press the black one.

    4. Re:Obligatory by aslate · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The annoying thing is that the Keyboard image doesn't line up with the key map that they provide.

    5. Re:Obligatory by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 5, Funny

      Overkill. One key suffices. 1 and 0 can be distinguished according to the length of the key press. This also will teach you fast typing because if you type too slowly you'll get only zeros (assuming that zero is the longer keypress).

      GENIUS!

      We can use something similar to send messages between computers.. much less chance of corruption.

      Gotta think of a good name for the patent.

      Umm..

      I know!

      Morse Code!

    6. Re:Obligatory by CreatureComfort · · Score: 3, Funny


      Once again Apple leads the world in innovation! They did this decades ago... not only that, but they added a position sensor to the bottom of this "one-key keyboard" to allow fast positioning of the cursor on the screen. WOW, now that is impressive.

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  3. Calculator key? by Anonymous+Conrad · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nowadays keyboards come with an extra row of buttons along the top: email, internet, volume and so forth. The mute key is pretty useful but the real piece of genius is the calculator key.

    I don't care how funky your keyboard is: if you don't have a calculator key I'm not buying it. I'm used to it and I've come to expect it. Five years ago, sure, but get with the program. I'm not willing to remap and lose a regular key.

    1. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous+Conrad · · Score: 2, Informative

      special keys are so last year. get a real OS with a Dashboard so you can have a key for a calculator or anything else.

      Uh, even Windows can map keys. Like I said, I *don't want* to lose another key by mapping it to calculator.

    2. Re:Calculator key? by BungoMan85 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Couldn't agree more. I got the MS wireless desktop elite keyboard and mouse ($99.99 at Fry's). It is by far the best keyboard I've ever used. What makes it so is mostly the extra buttons up top. I use the calculator one at least 10 times a day. And the volume control/play control/mute button for WMP (I use it, shut up, it works for me) up top is probably going to wear out soon I use it so much. Not to mention the customizable quicklaunch buttons. I got mine set to open the command prompt, Ultra Edit, the registry editor, notepad, and MSVC++. And it has buttons to open a slew of other things too. And lest we forget the browser forward/backward buttons with a scroll wheel beneath them? And that's just the keyboard, the mouse is even cooler.

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    3. Re:Calculator key? by lxs · · Score: 3, Funny

      Real geeks use a sliderule.

    4. Re:Calculator key? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Personally, I would never buy a keyboard that has an "email key", that's what keybindings are for. I would question the build and design quality of a keyboard that relies on extra keys to get me to hand over the cash.

      I never like the dumb (and utterly uselss) "email" buttons, but I am a fan of the Sun Keyboard designs. The "cut", "Copy", "paste", "stop" and other keys on the left can be very handy. It's too bad that Unix software is moving away from using such wonderful keys. :-(

      The only thing that tends to throw users new to Unix keyboards is the location of the Control key. On Unix keyboards, the Control and Caps Lock are swapped. I actually find it a bit more comfortable, but many people are used to the PC keyboard design.

    5. Re:Calculator key? by Anonymous+Conrad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Give me your adress, I'll send you 2 bucks to buy an actual calculator.

      Oh, I can afford two bucks but thanks for the offer! I'll settle for a recommendation of a calculator I can copy/paste into the windows clipboard?

    6. Re:Calculator key? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Funny
      d'uh it's not about mapping keys. if you knew how Dashboard works you'd know you wouldn't lose another key, just gain more options from that key.

      Technically, that's still mapping keys. It's mapping an unused key or combination of keys to another use. He wants a single keypress to pop up his calculator. Even OSX can't do that without using an extant key, because even 10.4 is missing the ability to grow new keys on the keyboard.

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    7. Re:Calculator key? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Sun keyboards are PS/2 (old) and USB (new), but are a bit odd. The PS/2 mouse is actually chained through the PS/2 keyboard, resulting in only on PS/2 port on Sun Machines. This method means that you never need to tug on your mouse cord, because it never gets caught on anything. There's always plenty of slack, and the wire is facing the direction of the mouse. Supporting this sort of design on a PC can be a bit problematic, though. Fortunately, methods do exist for attaching a Sun keyboard to a PC. Does that answer your question?

    8. Re:Calculator key? by dajak · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nowadays keyboards come with an extra row of buttons along the top: email, internet, volume and so forth. ... and shutdown/standby. My cat loves that key.

    9. Re:Calculator key? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      you obviously have no idea how dashboard works. There is NO MAPPING. No loseing keys. Using special monior frequinces and motion detection it can project a new key onto your keyboard that when tapped it will do what ever you wanted it to do at that time.

      (Actually I have no idea how Dashboard works. I just thought it was funny how the original poster was trying to say you had no idea.)

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    10. Re:Calculator key? by Omestes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Am I the only person on earth who still just wants a plain old keyboard? Everytime I go shopping of a new keyboard, I spend HOURS looking for a decent one, that isn't larger than my modest desk,that does not have more superfluous buttons than actual keys.

      The happiest I've ever been with a keyboard was a small black wireless one, sans num keys, but I have an extra (wired) set of num keys, if I so need them. It was small (about the size of a 12" laptop keyboard), meaning my fingers needed less play to type.

      My other favorite keyboard was the giant IBM behemoth keyboard, that could, if you so choose, protect you from bullets and on-comming traffic.

      Whats so special about top buttons, anyway? Most of the keyboards hat have them have a silly software prog that has to be running all the time. If your so lazy that you NEED to have everything at finger level, and not at mousing desktop level, then... well... I'm speachless. You can move your mouse a whole inch for the same program...

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    11. Re:Calculator key? by nsushkin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ubergeeks have a slide rule button on their keyboards.

    12. Re:Calculator key? by pthisis · · Score: 2

      By default winkey-Backspace brings up the calculator

      Hmm. Winkey-backspace for me just results in a semicolon followed by a hyphen. ;-) ;-

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  4. reason for, reason not for by yagu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I like the looks of this keyboard. But, for those looking and drawing any conclusions (I've been burned by this before), read the specs! The web site clearly represents pictorially the keyboard as wireless (I consider this deceptive -- even the "click to zoom" pictures fail to show a cable!). It is not wireless! This may not concern some, but for my uses these days I consider only wireless keyboards... not a commentary on what technology and keyboards should be, just my personal preference.

    So, look before you buy.

    On a related note, if you're looking for an excuse to improve your typing speed this keyboard may give you that (albeit a bit pricey). I finally was shamed into learning touch-typing when a frustrated on-looker (a friend) wrested my keyboard from my hands to finish typing something he was dictating. That incident prompted me to spend the next week refusing to look at the keyboard to type instead learning the keys by touch. Everyone around me went crazy for a week since my immediate result was essentially less than 10 words/minute with about zero percent accuracy. Within only one week I was typing 30 words/minute with about 80 percent accuracy. Today I easily go 60 wpm... that one incident/response dramatically changed my life professionally and personally.

    benefits from learning the keyboard:

    • dramatic increase in productivity
    • better relationships (really!)... ever get snippy with someone because they couldn't "get it out" of their fingers while trying to type? (no jokes please).
    • expansion of your task universe... you'll take on things you'd never have considered before. I once converted a paper "tutorial" system for my company to an on-line ISPF set of tutorial. The main task included writing lots of code -- that was easy and I quickly dispatched that..., but had I not been able to touch type I wouldn't have been able to consider the task, there were ten's of pages to type, I wouldn't have tried to do it in my "pre-touch" days. (BTW, I got a nice company bonus for that little effort (did it on my own time)).
    • better communications... you'll be able to sit down and spin off almost at the speed of stream of consciousness letters, memos, "what if's", etc.
    • better karma... it's just much more satisfying and less stressful in general to create without having to establish a relationship with the keyboard.
    1. Re:reason for, reason not for by Robotech_Master · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm just thankful that I learned typing the right way--in a high school class under a martinet of a teacher on IBM selectric typewriters where I was not allowed to look at the keyboard. Now I type 100 wpm without having to think about where to put my fingers.

      Every so often I marvel at the adaptivity of the human nervous system, the way that I can just think a word and it appears on the screen without my having to pay attention to where my individual fingers go. It's the next best thing to mental telepathy.

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    2. Re:reason for, reason not for by yagu · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Every so often I marvel at the adaptivity of the human nervous system, the way that I can just think a word and it appears on the screen without my having to pay attention to where my individual fingers go. It's the next best thing to mental telepathy.

      I absolutely agree here! It is almost nothing short of amazing. Wonder if you've ever had the experience where you are typing something, you think one word, and another perfectly spelled "other" word appears on the screen/paper? That one totally freaks me out. It's pretty clear that the adaptation by the body has just created another channel of language.... While I've never learned sign, I'm guessing it's a similar deal.

      (By the way, it'd be nice if typing classes came back... I never took any classes because at the time, it was only for "secretarial" training, and computers as we know them today didn't exist.... like I stated before it was only because of a crisis in tension I even addressed the issue of learning the keyboard. Are there typing classes anymore?)

    3. Re:reason for, reason not for by Omestes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Then why do they not type in english? I've noticed that the people I know who learned to type before IM clients became a big deal, when they use IM they type in full sentences, with puntuation. When people use 'em who learned after, they constantly abbreviate, and use numbers (2, 4, etc...).

      This is odd, come to think of it. Since most the people I know used IRC and various BBS chat formats. But we still type like adults. The only colloquial chat slang crap I still use it things like LOL and ROFL, since they mapped to actions on one of my old mBBS boards.

      I just gave someone my AIM name, they are of my generation, and are in college for English, so i expected them to have some skills. But then I get a random IM from them, "dud, u wanna go 2 party? :)" After a couple messages like that, I blocked them.

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    4. Re:reason for, reason not for by junkcannibal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you are almost completely right. I disagree about the benefit of being able to your words onto paper as fast as you can type them. I've gotten many stream of consciousness letters, memos, and "what ifs", where I wished that the writer had slowed down a bit in their comminucation effort so that they might realize that the note they are sending me is (a) horribly misspelled because though they can type they still can't spell, (b) something they did not have to tell me, or (c) gibberish anyway because something interupted them for split second in the middle of a tought.

      P.S. I look at the keyboard all the time. Am I the only one that can remember roughly a line of text and not need to look back up at the screen in order to edit it or continue typing. My fingers don't have eyes, but I'm not yet so feeble that I can't remember the sentence I'm typing. I don't retype written ttext or type from dictation, that job is for machines.

      P.S. - This is not to say that blind typing is a useless skill.

    5. Re:reason for, reason not for by nCnt++ · · Score: 3, Funny
      Wonder if you've ever had the experience where you are typing something, you think one word, and another perfectly spelled "other" word appears on the screen/paper?

      Every now and boobs but it usually happens when my mind hasn't quiet finish another thought.

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    6. Re:reason for, reason not for by -kertrats- · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can't stand wireless keyboards. I type at a decent speed (~60 WPM), and whenever I'm on a wireless keyboard the keyboard doesn't keep up with what I'm typing (in particular, the shift key-I have to make a conscious effort to slow down and hold down the Shift key long enough for it to notice so that I can capitalize a letter). I use a laptop anyways, so it doesnt really matter on my comp, but on my family's desktop it gets annoying.

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  5. Keytronic Ergoforce by Zarhan · · Score: 4, Informative

    I thought that the differing force between various keys has been standard in all keyboards for a very long time. Keytronic has called it Ergoforce.

    1. Re:Keytronic Ergoforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, it looks to me like Das Keyboard may have ripped off Keytronic's Ergoforce - or at least PC World's illustration of it.

    2. Re:Keytronic Ergoforce by aliasptr · · Score: 2, Informative

      To be truly annoying I point out from the website, "Most keyboards use a standard 55 grams of force required to register every key...". It's not really accurate to say this seeing as grams are a unit of mass. I guess it just means if you put a 55 gram mass on the key (with Earth's gravitational acceleration around 9.8m/s^2) it'll be acutated? I'm not some physics master- actually I'm just an idiot. But this is slashdot and so I figured I'd post this annoying little prod at the company. As for the actual keyboard it's not bad but if value your money more than the time spent modifying your own keyboard you might not be interested in this.

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    3. Re:Keytronic Ergoforce by Alowishus · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm a big fan and longtime user of Keytronic's keyboards, and I'd say it's more likely that Das Keyboard is simply reselling the Keytronic with new keycaps (and a 4x markup). Perhaps Keytronic is even doing the manufacturing for them.

      Das Keyboard looks EXACTLY like Keytronic's standard black USB model.

      I'd also venture to say that this "article" submission was done by someone who would benefit from more sales of Das Keyboard. :)

  6. Only 80g? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The keys are divided into groups and their feedback springs are weighted differently; from 35 grams to 80 grams, which correspond to the strength of the finger that touches the keys.

    Why not 500 grams? Sure, it'd hurt for a few weeks but then the jocks'd have to welcome their new muscle-nerd overlords! Muahahaha!

  7. i have such a keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    it worjs perfevtky wekk anf i'n revommenfing it to everuone#

  8. Business skill at work by moz25 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now that is what differentiates the true entrepreneur from the ordinary folk: market the feature on which you're actually saving money and sell the item for 3-4 times comparable items.

  9. Next step by __aaveti3199 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Blank monitor screens to stop us constantly checking our work. Then we'll be flying.

    1. Re:Next step by moranar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, you mean this?

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  10. So What? by TuataraShoes · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been using a mouse like that for years.

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  11. Already invented... by Teechur007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you are a TRUE uber-geek, your keyboard will already be missing most of the markings from using it so much...and the ultimate uber-geek will usually be missing the markings from only one side... ;)

  12. One Word Answer by ultimabaka · · Score: 2, Informative

    No.

    More detailed explanation:
    (a) I can type at 85 wpm, and sometimes I still forget where a key is sometimes. Even if you know where all the keys are, sometimes you may brush the keyboard to one side, and lose orientation, thus needing you to look down at the keyboard anyway to get it back. Not seeing keys makes it harder to regain that orientation.
    (b) Differentially weighted keys is a minimal improvement at best. Regular keyboards with regularly weighted keys have never bothered me, and unless these keys make me feel physical pleasure of some form when I hit them, it ain't worth spending extra money on.
    (c) It's not even wireless. No bells, no whistles, nothing. Pass on it.

  13. Too many keyboard layouts by sphealey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > which the maker touts will make you type 100%
    > faster in a few weeks since it will keep you from
    > looking at the keyboard.

    10-15 years ago I might have agreed with this, but today there are so many keyboard layouts that it is impossible not to look. The ~ and | symbols are in a different place on every one of the 10 keyboards I use daily, for example.

    sPh

  14. Model M by screwballicus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Or if you use a Model M or Model M clone, just pop off your key caps and type on the underlying bases, for a unique typing experience.

    But really, you might as well just arrange your keys in whatever configuration you like, if you've got a Model M.

  15. What would be really handy... by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't usually look at the keyboard, except for some keys I don't use very often. It would be cool to get a Braile keyboard without the keys printed on it, so I could subconsciously learn Braile while I'm typing. You never know when or if you're going to go blind.

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    1. Re:What would be really handy... by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 2, Informative
      Why not just wear a bag over your head all the time to get the full effect?

      Hah, very funny. I was being serious. Google yields very few good QWERTY keyboards with braille, about the best one I found was here.

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    2. Re:What would be really handy... by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Funny
      You never know when or if you're going to go blind.

      I think it may be a consequence of one-handed typing, actually....

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  16. Better ones are out there by turbofisk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm never going back to an old-style keyboard... Using Logitechs Ultraflat keyboard... I type faster, with less strain, and am more comfortable while doing it. Did I mention it costs 30 bucks and is the same type of keyboard you find on laptops?

  17. Why stop there? by Nothing+Special · · Score: 5, Funny
    I am selling a premium 20" monitor that will not turn on.

    For $799.99 you can have the ultimate in distraction free typing. after a few weeks you will intuitively know where on the screen the cursor is and your speed will increase at least 100%. Plus, without those distracting Graphics, you will be able to focus on kicking ass when gaming.

    Order today, and I will throw in a Dolby 7.1 certified speakers that have no jack!

  18. Spray Paint... by Caeda · · Score: 2, Informative

    You have to show ID because it's been a law for a long, long time. Computers are just making it easier by reminding people now. Wal-Mart, K-Mart, all stores are required to see proof of age for purchase of all products distributed in a spray can, as well as anything that can be huffed for a high. Other products on this list include painballs and related supplies, pellet guns, and most obvoiusly ammunition. Note this is not a "Wal-Mart" policy, but a law requarding dangerous substances. You could actually have any place that didn't ask for ID investigated and fined for not following the law :)

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    1. Re:Spray Paint... by pthisis · · Score: 2, Funny
      I think they're mistaken about the REASON you cant but pain... at least, here in California -- its becuase gangs use them for grafitti (sp?)...the only person it really stops from getting paint is kids who wanna spray paint their models and toys.


      No, no, no, it _is_ because of the huffing! Huffing is a drug. And remember, drug money supports terror--if we don't stop children from buying spray paint, then the terrorists have already won!

      Besides, you've got to think of the children! Won't someone please think of the children?
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    2. Re:Spray Paint... by youlikemonkeytennis · · Score: 5, Funny

      you need to live in the uk - we hand out glass tubes filled with petrol and green dye to our eighteen year olds so that they can play starwars properly.

  19. Copyright Warning by Alien54 · · Score: 2, Funny
    All the blanks will be copyrighted. It's a plot to to take away our keyboards.

    All you folks with worn keys are now under arrest.

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    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
  20. I had a better suggestion by ksw2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    [email to daskeyboard...]

    Hi,

    Can I get a version that has the letters on all the wrong keys, so I'm
    punished if I get weak and look at the keyboard?

    ----
    [reply...]

    That's a great idea. I will let you know when we can send you your punishment.

    Thanks
    Birgit

    1. Re:I had a better suggestion by BillyBlaze · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do the next best thing, and learn Dvorak while using a regular keyboard.

    2. Re:I had a better suggestion by m50d · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just change layout to DVORAK in software. You'll either learn to touchtype it or go insane.

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  21. A disaster for Europeans! by christophe · · Score: 4, Informative

    Friends of mine live in France at borders, work in Germany or Switzerland, occasionnaly fly to the US or China. These people are used to mentally swith keyboard mappings. (*)
    Imagine blank keyboard everywhere: impossible to know wich language it uses!!

    [(*) As many people of my generation used to games which thought American keyboards were the only ones: in France convert A to Q, W to Z, comma and M, and do not use Shift for numbers...]

    On the other side, these keyboards would be the first real international keyboards: just configure the OS, and you don't have to learn a new keyboard mapping each time you visit a new country.
    (Yes, we can already do that, but it seems humans need a reason to be lazy and force the computer to adapt to them instead of adapting to it).

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  22. Re:Is there a DVORAK version? by NINtendo72 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most keyboards are hard wired for QWERTY. If you have a blank keyboard you can surely remap the keys in windows for DVORAK, but if you are navigating your BIOS or running in DOS or some other shell then your keyboard is going to return to QWERTY. They should think about making a DasVORAK Keyboard, if the keyboard improves your typing as much as they say it does it would be crazy not to.

  23. Ultimate Geek Keyboard by aliens · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am typing this on a http://datahand.com/ if you're not melded with your keyboard you are not worthy!

    And yes it really helps with finger stress/fatigue, whatever you want to call it.

    I just have to deal with being refered to as Edward Keyboardhands, or Keyboardstein by the co-workers.

    Still a lil slower than traditional but it's worth not killing my hands.

    (I bought mine on ebay but have talked to datahand reps a number of times, they're all very helpful)

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  24. A true geek kbd has only 2 keys by PaneerParantha · · Score: 5, Funny

    A true geek kbd has only 2 keys anyway - 1 and 0. No matter how you place them, you'll be able to memorize their position in a few seconds.

    1. Re:A true geek kbd has only 2 keys by rastos1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forgot the link

  25. Force "Grams" and "factory-tested"explained by Proteus · · Score: 2, Informative

    In the world of keyboard manufacuturing, the "grams of force" is the "equivalent compression weight" to trigger the key. An 80-gram key would require an 80-gram weight to be set on it to trigger its function. You have to push as hard on the key as an 80-gram weight would in order to type on it.

    This is useful because its relatively easy to measure it consistently, meaning it's harder for manufacturers to fabricate results.

    Factory testing means a couple things. First, it means that a *sample* of keyboards are put through the full service cycle; all the switches on the keyboard can be hit simultaneously -- it might take a half-day to test a keyboard, but that's OK. It also means that each keyboard is likely tested for each key's function before it is packed for shipping.

    "Premium keyswitch technology" is probably just marketing-speak.

    A keyboard without letters on it will not make a typist any faster unless they are not a touch-typist. It's also stupid, since keyboard layouts are not completely standard, and since even the best touch-typists ocassionally have bad days and may need to glance at the keyboard.

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  26. Re:QWERTY Touch Typing by Shanoyu · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean to tell me that other people have keyboards where the letters stay on?

    I for one am baffled. This is like buying jeans with holes already ripped in them!

  27. Now you can have a keyboard.... by ZorinLynx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just like the ones in all the action cartoons of the 1980s, particularly GI Joe, where NONE OF THE KEYS ARE LABELLED!

    I always wondered about that. Action cartoons have these huge control panels in the various friendly and enemy bases, with football-field sized consoles with millions of buttons and keys, NONE OF WHICH ARE LABELLED.

    I guess people who use those systems must have amazing memory, eh?

    -Z

  28. I have a better idea by cellocgw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Given that nobody is *forcing* you to look at the KB in the first place, here's what I'd like to see:
    A keyboard that looks up what language and layout you've selected (Dvorak, Kanji, Hebrew, etc), and has teeny LCD displays in every key that automatically display the current symbol said key produces.
    Now that would be really cool!

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  29. Happy hacker by POPE+Mad+Mitch · · Score: 2, Informative

    The bunch that make the Happy Hacker Keyboards also make a version with blank key caps. They are quite expensive but well made.

    UK Distributor: http://chygwyn.com/products/hardware/#pid52842

  30. Keytronic E03600 Black by mr.bri · · Score: 5, Informative
    This keyboard is simply a Keytronic E03600 Black USB with the caps replaced. They didn't even change their wording for most of the description.

    See the link for the Keytronic E03600, notice the pictures, key placement/arrangement, are exactly the same.

    They didn't even bother to update the layout image for the different key weights (they simply resized it and put a note that "...the letters are visible on this diagram for information purposes only." See Keytronic's version and Das Keyboard's Version. Though for some reason, Das Keyboard's image is better.

    And you can buy Keytronic's for $21.50 directly from the manufacturer, or even less elsewhere. It's currently out of stock from Keytronic; maybe these people bought them all thinking they had a gold mine at 400% profit! :-b

    Marketing! Marketing! Marketing!

  31. Re:Increased key weight = more comfort??? by Proteus · · Score: 2, Informative

    Stronger fingers have a tendency to push harder whether it's required or not. Weighting keys like the spacebar, which is pressed with your thumb(s), more heavily means that you don't bottom out the key with as much force. The result is less jarring on your fingers.

    The alternative is to train yourself with minimal-force exercises, wherein you learn to press all keys only as hard as you need to. Unforutnately, this can easliy lead to increased tension in the hands, increasing the risk of RSI. Most decent ergo keyboards have distributed the "key weight" somewhat. It is possible, however, to learn to distribute it yourself -- take piano lessons from a good teacher, and you will learn a lot about consistent keystroke force.

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  32. Re:Victum of Marketing by Urchlay · · Score: 2, Interesting
    > when is someone gonna make a keyboard thats more grid-like so wasd lines up

    I've typed on a few keyboards like that: the original Commodore PET had the whole keyboard as a grid, and there was a "gamers' keyboard" at the local Micro Center that had just the left half laid out as a grid.

    In both cases, the grid-layout keyboards are almost impossible for humans to type on, particularly humans who already know how to type. Even if you've never typed before, I suspect you'd end up cursing at the grid layout. It looks like it would require pretty unnatural finger motions to use.

    Actually, the gamers' keyboard looks like it'd be wonderful for gaming (what it was designed for), you'd just need a second keyboard for everything else (not a problem with USB, if you have the desk space for them both).

    > other such advances like putting the numpad and home/end, etc keys in the middle so the typing is kind of ergonomical but doesn't have the numpad jetting off waaaayyy over to the right?!?!

    Agree 100% about the numpad. In fact my favorite keyboard ever is the IBM Model M Spacesaver, which doesn't have the num pad at all. I really don't miss it (I don't use it on any keyboard at all), but I've seen some serious rapid data entry by people who do use it... The best of both worlds would be to have all keyboards come in two varieties (with or without numpad), or maybe for all keyboards to have removable numpads.

    But then I think the best of all possible worlds would be a world where every desk has an IBM Model M on it, so what do I know?

    Your idea of moving the home/end/etc. keys to the middle is the best thing I've seen in this thread. They could be grouped together in a row between the existing F-keys and numbers/punctuation, so you could reach them with just a little extra finger stretch instead of having to move your whole hand several inches to the right.

  33. Bah, thats not ubergeek by SteyrTMP · · Score: 2, Funny

    A TRUE ubergeek wears the letters off his keyboard after a few weeks of use.

  34. 'Clicky' keyswitches -- for Macs by Ineffable+27 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I can't resist the opportunity to blatantly plug my favourite keyboard for the Mac: the Matias Tactile Pro, which has the excellent IBM-style keyswitches.

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    1. Re:'Clicky' keyswitches -- for Macs by blakestah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This keyboard uses mechanical keyswitchs instead of those cloddy membrane keyswitches in the Das Keyboard. In addition, it is a split keyboard with bigger keys for your pinky fingers, and the columns of keys are fanned out from your fingers instead of in parrallel rows.

      Totally rocks. Mine is about 7 years old, nearly toast, but I can't find a decent other mechanical keyswitch keyboard to replace it with.

      Mac compatible.

      http://www.sforh.com/keyboards/smartboard.html

  35. How to remove the lettering? by MythoBeast · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does anyone happen to know what is used to put lettering on keyboards these days and, more importantly, what it would take to remove it? Turpentine? Acetone? Xylene? Preferably something that doesn't also dissolve the keys....

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  36. Still not right: Feature List by rleibman · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I've yet to find a perfect keyboard, I like some of the things this one has though. Here's my feature list:
    • Hardwired dvorak/us switch (I use Dvorak, but it'd be easier to share this way)
    • Black or transparent (looks good), better when used with a mac
    • Not only ergonomic, but Adjustably ergonomic This is what I use today.
    • I'll take the blank keys from this one
    • I'll also take the variable force springs
    • Wireless
    • Ability to add a separate numeric keypad for those rare times when I need to input lots of numbers
    • A row of buttons for macros
    I'd be willing to put $150.00 for these features.
  37. Hello, World! by vikstar · · Score: 2, Funny

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    [tomyg)"Jr;;p. Ept;d@"_'
    tryitm =2'
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    Oh crap, not again.

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  38. My Problem is Lagged Screen Echo by Dragee · · Score: 2, Informative
    Looking at the keyboard to find certain buttons (usually the rarely-used ones (for me)like the ~ key) doesn't cost me that much time or significantly slow my WPM. However, I've noticed that when I'm doing something like typing in a terminal session to a remote server with poor bandwidth in between, my typing skills go all to pieces.

    What (I think) happens is that when my eyes are seeing letters come up on the screen that are a character or two behind the letters that my fingers are typing to spell the word correctly, there is some sort of confusion in my "muscle memory" about what letter comes next, and I have to slow down my typing until the letters on-screen are coming up in synch with the letters my fingers are typing.

    If the echo on the monitor is slower than my fingers are getting to the keys, I start misspelling everything; I think it's because my fingers are trying to type the letter that comes next according to what my eyes are seeing, rather than going by the more-concious(?) part of my brain that knows which letters have already been typed.

    Has anyone else experienced this, or is it unique to the way I've learned to type? (I was forced to take keyboarding classes (on PC's) in Junior High & early High School, but my touch-typing skills sucked until I started having to type lots of papers for classes. Now, I'm reasonably fast.) Does anyone know of a way to correct it? I'm thinking that I can work off the theory of this keyboard and practice typing with my eyes closed, but without constant spell-checking, that could be rather detrimental to my career. =)

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  39. I can picture it right now.. by cabazorro · · Score: 2, Funny

    [honker@r11serv honker]$ su -
    Password:
    su: incorrect password
    [honker@r11serv honker]$ su -
    Password:
    su: incorrect password
    [honker@r11serv honker]$ su -
    Password:
    su: incorrect password
    DAMN IT!!

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  40. Learn DVORAK by DunderXIII · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Learn DVORAK and keep your current keyboard. You'll never want to look at the keys anymore because they will confuse you. Result? You'll be typing without looking which is, according to the article, going to give you 100% faster typing (...) AND you'll be less prone to typing injuries AND it will cost you a whopping 0$! What a bundle! (just let the new layout sink-in for a few months)

  41. Get a Kinesis with programmable macros by IdahoEv · · Score: 2, Informative

    I use a Kinesis Countoured Programmable keyboard with a footswitch. Mine is in Dvorak layout, but they're switchable in hardware., so use whatever you like. Among other things, I use one of the footswitches as the shift key. That solves part one of your problem. In addition, most of the modifier keys are under your thumbs, which get six keys each instead of sharing just the spacebar.

    Aside from the ergonomic benefits (this thing cured my tenosynovitis in college a decade ago and I've never looked back), the keyboard can program a macro to any key. And, it has an additional modifier key that lets you define a second meaning for every key - the idea being that you use this to emulate a keypad.

    I use the second layer to define code macros. HTML macros on the left, C-style code macros on the right. I use one of the footswitches to activate the second layer. So, for example,[right foot][k], meaning the key under my middle finger, home row, gives me this:

    for (*;;)
    {
    }

    Where the * represents the location of the cursor after the macro runs, since the macros can include arrow keys. All that from a foot-tap and one non-pinkie homerow keystroke. I make new macros on the fly when I find I'm retyping something too often. Like an identifier, if I'm not in an IDE with auto-complete, or deleting the first character of every line, if i'm in an editor without rectangular selection.

    Tapping the footswitch and hitting middle-homerow-left gives me:

    <table>
    *</table>
    I have equivalent macros for every HTML entity I use frequently. If I need to add a code around existing text, I use the shifted macro, which I've defined to be "cut - type macro - arrow between the codes - paste". I manage to bang out most programming code and most HTML without touching shift. And most of the long complex strings - like your example - take only a few keystrokes.

    When I have to use my laptop, I feel pretty crippled. So I often carry the kinesis with me. Fortunately, all those macros are in hardware, so I can. And the USB keyboard is Mac/PC switchable: it's plugged into my KVM and I drive my windows, mac, and linux boxes all with the same macros. Great for cross-platform development and testing.

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