Spike To Air E3 Critics Awards
SpikeTV has announced that they will be airing the E3 Critics Choice awards, the first time that the awards will have an officially televised ceremony. The awards are set to be aired on Tuesday the 7th of June. That evening will feature other gaming-related programming, such as E3 highlights and a showing of "The Ultimate Gamer". From the article: "This original special will
take viewers for an inside look at the E3, the world's largest video game
industry convention and will offer a sneak peek at some of the games that will
start hitting stores later this year. THE ULTIMATE GAMER specials present
some of videogame's hottest and most anticipated game titles."
Maybe I'm biased, but I see Age of Empires 3 as nominee for Best PC Game and I can't think of any other PC games that stood out.
Okay, Quake 4.
Oh yeah, and Unreal 2007...
What other great titles are there on PC?
more of the same on Twitter.
What does "best of" even mean for a show where most of the stuff isn't real? Do they have a "Probably Best Game of 2007" award?
blarg.
More hype for games everbody already knows all about.
Why am I not rapping? I am rapping with you in a way.
I can understand not wanting to have a long drawn out award show but it looks like they are just going to spend 5 minutes announcing the results surrounded by two other SpikeTV shows.
Is there anything Spike TV WON'T do to ruin gaming and the image of gamers?
I can guess how the so-called judges will do their judging, and it'll be pretty accurate.
:P
They send their 11 year old sons to logon to the IGN forums, all posting a thread with the following content:
"Hay there! Can u guyz tell me what games u all liek from E3? No GHEYcube or FAGolution plzzz lolol"
They then harvest their replies, (Such as, "Maden roxxorz! Driv3r to!") and tweak their data (Read: Remove mentions of good games and replace them with cliche licensed games). They give the data back to their fathers and the totally wrong people end up with awards!
If I'm successful, this should get modded up as funny, but there's a chance of it being modded as informative too since this is possibly true
Considering is spike tv I was almost sure DOA4 and True Crime 2 would get all the prizes, but If you actually go and check the nominees here:
http://www.gamecriticsawards.com/nom.html
They (at least apparently) took the nomination seriously, actually only playable games were nominated.
The obvious problem is the hardware section were x360 and ps3 were nominated. considering they were both "faked" we never actually saw prototypes of both of them. So its a contest of "who faked their system better"
Oh well... the rest does seem ok. I just hope soulcalibur 3 gets the fighter award (is better than the rest) Nintendo will probably get some awards thanks to Zelda. (sorry but I dont really see nintendogs winning an award) and you dont need to be a genious to realize spore is going away with a big prize home .
Go ahead MOD my day!
More opinions here
-Ohmigod! XBox 360 is amazing! Look at the boobs on these girls! Volleyball is T3H AWESOME!!!
-Oh wow! I'm too stupid to realize that's just a cutscene, but look how realistic the new Madden looks!
-7 new FPSs that all look identical! YEEEEEEEEES!!!!
-Nintendo? They make games for 6 year-olds.
Let me guess, Kelsey Grammer.
Go Zoe!!!
Is it worth it to go to E3? I live on the east coast, so it's a bit of a trek. It seems like a trip to Mecca - or is it not worth it? Too much commercial crap? What are the cool indie gaming conventions (if any exist)?
To be hosted by Paris Hilton, Jay-Z, and Carrot Top, with categories to include "Tightest Hottie in a Leading Role", "Best FPS that is not Halo 2", and "Game of Show as Chosen by Limp Bizkit". With special guest presenters from the covers of Maxim and a live performance of classic video game themes performed by Justin Timberlake.
If it's anywhere near the fiasco Spike's video game awards show was, just watch TRL for an hour and you'll get the gist of it.
*yawn*
Wynter
"Not all who wander are lost" -- JRR Tolkien
Wow, I'd better cancel my date with Gillian Anderson so I can stay home and watch!
"The newly born animals are then whisked off for a quick run through a giant baking oven." --heard on Food Network
Ooo... can't wait for the inside look at E3!
Best Buy Exec: We like the look of your product.
EA Exec: We plan to have 500,000 units ready for your store by Oct 25th.
Best Buy Exec: Could you help us with the design of the end caps?
EA Exec: We'll even do the art for in-store banners if you'd like.
Best Buy Exec: Excellent! Oh, could I have some more of those crackers with the spicy cheese dip?
Thrills! Chills! Excitement! It's the inside look at E3!