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Japan Probes Mysterious Vapor Eruption
Saeed al-Sahaf writes "From the BBC, Japan's Coast Guard dispatched aircraft Sunday to survey a 3,300-foot-high column of steam rising from the Pacific Ocean off the island of Iwo Jima. MSNBC has a nice picture. The vapor was reported Saturday after Japanese troops stationed on the small island observed the massive cloudy plume rise from the sea about 30 miles southeast of the island. 'It's highly likely that it's caused by an eruption of an underwater volcano,' Japanese officials said. But others are not so sure, and are speculating that Godzilla has awoken from its nap. Tokyo remains calm at this hour."
welcome our new steam-spewing Godzilla overlords.
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive." - C.S. Lewis
Isn't this the one where Mothra shows up and kicks Godzilla's butt? Can you imagine going over that in a ship? That would be a heck of an ocean ride. Everybody's suits would be wrinkle-free.
Nothing to see here, I was swimming there and..uh... well.. I had beans last night.
If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people
I'm worried. Tokyo might be destroyed by the impending eruption.
At least the Japanese have experience. I mean, Tokyo's been destroyed at *least* 500 times before hasn't it?
And he ordered the Extra Hot Curry platter.
Sorry about the writing. Robot fingers, you know? Cliff Steele in DOOM PATROL #23
Mmmmmm mmmmm smell so good.
Steam clouds rising from the Pacific? The Coast Guard better be careful or else some guy in an inflatable raft will make them listen to Reason.
Time to get a very large teabag...
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
The F-2 is the new Japanese frontline fighter and employs stealth technology developed by Japanese engineers. The F-2 is distinctly inferior to the American F-22 but is a source of pride for the Japanese military.
In about 5 years, Tokyo will deploy the new F-2 Super Kai, an improved version of the F-2. The Japanese military has already released pictures of a preliminary model. It should be quite effective an slaying Godzilla or the Chinese military.
The pictures of the F-2 Super Kai are awesome. What's this? I'm salivating.
Someone explain why the water in the picture looks red/brown?
Probably hematite, sulfur compounds and ashes coming from the volcano. They must be mixing with the water on the ocean floor and rising with the columns of hot water.
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
Because volcanos usually send up a lot of smoke and ash and crap (that's the technical term for it). The crap would usually put a lot of smoke in the air, especially from anything that burned. Since this is under water, any minerals such as iron and sulfer that might react due to the heat of the volcano, along with organic matter from dead fish, seeweed, coral, or whatever might be on the ocean floor doesn't turn into smoke. Instead, it dissolves into the water and turns it some nasty foul color, in this case reddish.
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
Oh no, there goes tokyo, go go Godzilla.
dead fish, seeweed, coral, or whatever might be on the ocean floor doesn't turn into smoke. Instead, it dissolves into the water and turns it some nasty foul color, in this case reddish.
So basically what you're saying is, when an underwater volcano goes off, coral and seeweed all leave the surface and rush down to the bottom of the ocean to watch the event, as well as countless schools of fish passing by, only they get too close and promptly die, thereby creating a giant fruit de mer soup?
Interesting theory...
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
Yes, we are. The slightly overclocked Intel Pentium 4 chips we are using are speculated to cause enough smoke to trigger a mass extinction. We are testing our chips under water. We hope Japan doesn't get pissed off and raise the fees on memory manufacture for our machines, so we are giving Japan the first machine off the line free.
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Come on people...you don't have to be a scientist to figure out that steam + discolored water = underwater volcano. I was in Hawaii a few weeks ago at Hawaii Volcanos National Park and I was lucky enough to see magma going into the ocean...that stuff puts out a buncha steam probably thousands of feet in the air and makes the water look discolored.
Don't take life so seriously. No one makes it out alive.
I for one welcome our new... what have I become? :-/
A troll. Thanks for playing.
man, they are going to go back to the site on monday. Dont they know it's july 4th? Gosh, don't they get off for holidays?
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The article... even the summary... states that it's 3300 feet high.
3300 ft. You ninny.
well if the pacific ocean was downloading movies or music the US would have already thrown it in jail.
Here's the roar of the fearsome beast...
Play this with caution!! I am still quaking with terror and afraid to go near the water. Be afraid, be very afraid...
That plume is 3300 Miles high?
Wow, that's several times higher than the space station.
if all the aliens come out looking like Tom Cruise, Michael Jackson and Rosie O'Donnel. We're fucked.
I think I've already seen that movie. Oh, wait, that was real...
It's good to use your head, but not as a battering ram.
I hate Steam.
WA Post has an "enlargeable image" showing the plume from the side. I haven't found a bigger one yet. What I really want is video.
What changed under Obama? Nothing Good
The name means "Sulfur Island" and they didn't just decide to name it after an element because the cool names were already taken. Due to volcanic activity, the place constantly smells like rotten eggs, and looks like Hell relocated to the central Pacific. That was BEFORE the US and Japan fought a major battle over it, littering the place with unexploded ordinance (grandpa did his part cleaning it up, bringing two live artillery shells to his house as souvenirs, where they stayed undisturbed until he died... we then had to call the Chicago bomb squad twice in one week after we found them in the basement). Its still in a vaguely decent geostrategic position, but anything else you'd use an island in the Pacific (tourism, etc) for can be done better at Okinawa or Hawaii, or for that matter just about anywhere other than Iwo.
Help poke pirates in the eyepatch, arr.
Why is it uninhabited?
Because nobody live there. D'oh!
KFG
So, in other words, they don't know what this is but they're sure it won't cause a tsnunami.
Okay.
"In other news, Japan's Seismological Agency said it would be a good idea if people didn't stand quite so close to the shoreline."
The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
Oh yeah, laugh it up funnyman; you're not living here in Tokyo like some of us. How'd you feel if an angry lizard stomped your $2000/month 30 square metre (320 square foot) apartment into the ground? Do have any idea how long it's going to take me to replace my Hello Kitty collection?
What else could look like such a huge steaming pile of sh*t?
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1. Never tell everything you know.
Ultraman, How many times I gotta tell you to quit pulling Godzilla's finger!
Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.