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Owner of the Word Stealth 'Protecting' Rights

popo writes "Just when you thought ownership of intellectual property couldn't get any more absurd: The New York Times is reporting that the word 'Stealth' is being vigorously protected *in all uses* by a man who claims to exclusively own its rights. Not only has he gone head to head with Northrop Grumman, he has pursued it vigorously in the courts and has even managed to shut down "stealthisemail.com" (Steal This Email.com) because the URL coincidentally contains the word "stealth". What's terrifying is that he's gotten as far as he has."

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  1. Oh no! by Colonoh · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this mean we have to change the C&C "stealth" tank to "unobtrusive and hard to see" tank"?

  2. Re:What happens when... by KentoNET · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm pretty sure that's what the Northrop Grumman reference was to.

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  3. Jesus Chrysler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Dodge this, scumbag.

  4. July Fools??? by Given+M.+Sur · · Score: 4, Informative

    Talk about prior art. The word has existed since 1250.

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    1. Re:July Fools??? by mattjb0010 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Talk about prior art.

      Trademark != patent.

    2. Re:July Fools??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can trademark a single word and then harrass people who happen to use it? What's so particular about 'stealth' that would it make it different than trademarking the word 'the'.

      I still call BS, if it's not, I'm afraid...

    3. Re:July Fools??? by idesofmarch · · Score: 4, Informative

      The concept is not the same at all. A trademark allows the owner to dictate its use in identifying a particular type of product. It does not protect other types of products. If Apple Computer did not exist, I could trademark Apple Computer, and likely prevent someone else from coming out with a brand of computers and similarly calling it Apple, even though that word is commonly in use today. I would not be able to trademark the term Apple in reference to actual apples.

    4. Re:July Fools??? by uberdave · · Score: 2, Funny

      The mod is one who claims to own the word "Stealth"?

    5. Re:July Fools??? by boisepunk · · Score: 2, Funny
      "That being said, this guy is clearly bringing frivolous lawsuits in order to extort money from people who actually make things."

      *cough*Darl McBride!*cough*

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    6. Re:July Fools??? by Leibel · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think a more correct term is Vexatious Litigant. I don't think it's in US dictionaries.

    7. Re:July Fools??? by Eric+Damron · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not that people use the word. Nothing about Microsoft's trademark prevents us from using the word Windows. What it does do is prevent us from creating a similar product and calling it Windows or some other name that could confuse customer's.

      This guy is a slime ball. He probably created some two bit company and called it STEALTH for the express purpose of bringing bogus lawsuits in the hopes of raking in a lot of money from nuisance lawsuits. I doubt that he has ever won a case. He probably doesn't pursue the cases very far but just hopes to settle out of court.

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    8. Re:July Fools??? by Randseed · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have s aneaky suspicion that he did it to make a point. Unfortunately, if he comes out and says or blatently acts like he did it only to make a point, it won't work anymore. So he files bogus, stupid lawsuits in an attempt to get the law changed.

    9. Re:July Fools??? by general_re · · Score: 3, Informative
      You can trademark the word itself, as applied to a particular product or products. I can trademark "Apple" (well, not any more) as a mark for my brand of computers, and that protects me against some wise guy who starts selling computers as "Apple Machines" or some such. What I can't do is trademark "Apple" as it applies to computers, and then use that trademark to prevent anyone from ever using the word "Apple" again, regardless of context.

      At least, that's the way it's supposed to work - this dildo is apparently attempting to prove me wrong, and show that he can prevent anyone from ever using the word "stealth".

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    10. Re:July Fools??? by general_re · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The concept does very much exist in most (all?) US courts, though, but the bar is typically set quite high. Having one's day in court is generally seen as a fundamental right, so judges are usually loathe to pull that trigger - you have to work at it pretty hard to get yourself declared a vexatious litigant in most places.

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    11. Re:July Fools??? by ziekke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I believe that it is because he trademarked the word stealth in several contexts, not just a single one.

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    12. Re:July Fools??? by jcr · · Score: 2

      Yep, but to have him declared a vexatious litigant is actually more trouble for the courts, since they then have to review every bullshit case he wants to file, and decide whether to let him file it.

      -jcr

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    13. Re:July Fools??? by damsa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not necessarily, it's called reverse confusion. If there are two users of the mark BMW, the more famous user may assert that it has priority. Or that there is a logical connection from a company that makes cars would naturally enter the market for making clothes.

    14. Re:July Fools??? by hyc · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is probably a bad example, since BMW probably does sell clothing with their logo on it.

      I have a US trademark on my band name Highland Sun registered in 3 classes - live performance, musical recordings, and clothing, because I sell T-shirts and stuff with my band logo on it. If I didn't have the mark registered on clothing, then 3rd parties could sell such swag without my permission, and they could interfere with my own sales of such items. (Obviously I'm not in any great danger of losing sales for this. But it happens to larger bands all the time, when they don't have savvy managers.)

      In a lot of industries, not just entertainment, peripheral merchandising is just as important as the main product. So you'll find lots of companies registering trademarks in a wide range of classes, to cover the main product and anything else they can use to aid in their marketing.

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    15. Re:July Fools??? by zoney_ie · · Score: 2, Funny

      There's a window-cleaning company in my area called "Windows 2000".

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    16. Re:July Fools??? by cicho · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A popular Polish word translates to English "foamer", for foaming at the mouth. MIght be a worthy addition to the English lexicon for people like these.

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    17. Re:July Fools??? by tricorn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      He can still only claim protection for the use of the word in those fields for which he is using the mark. He also has to actually be USING it, not just sitting on it. He doesn't get general protection unless his mark is so widely used that it would likely be confused even if it is in a field that they aren't currently using the mark in.

      There ought to be a law (maybe there is) that says this kind of abuse of trademark is illegal - the penalty should be that he loses all rights to the trademark in all fields. People shouldn't have to give in to this kind of "legal extortion" just because it is cheaper to pay him off and stop using it than to fight it when they are in the right.

      One way might be to require going through a "trademark dispute arbitration" which can give a preliminary ruling that, e.g. "stealthisemail.com" is not infringing on "Stealth tennis shoes" (or whatever) - if he wants to continue and take it to court, he risks losing the trademark entirely. The process should cost the losing party $500, and no additional damages could be claimed if it is found infringing and they agree to stop using it immediately. That limits the damage to $500, which I think plenty of people would be willing to risk to challenge something like this, and also costs the abuser $500 every time he gets denied.

    18. Re:July Fools??? by da · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, you can compare apples with apples, but not Apples with Apples..?

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    19. Re:July Fools??? by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yep, but to have him declared a vexatious litigant is actually more trouble for the courts, since they then have to review every bullshit case he wants to file, and decide whether to let him file it.

      Courts are here to serve society, not the other way around. Part of that is preventing such a burden on society, so the argument that it is easier for courts is not valid.

      Also, after having gone through this a few times, and having shown that this behavior only gets you trouble with no chance on success will help preventing this kind of thing, which in the end reduces workload for courts, not increase it.

    20. Re:July Fools??? by MegaFur · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Tell Microsoft about it, and litigation action might commence.

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    21. Re:July Fools??? by cicho · · Score: 2, Informative

      The word is "pieniacz" - derogatory for a litigious person.

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    22. Re:July Fools??? by Secret+Agent+X23 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I have s aneaky suspicion that he did it to make a point. Unfortunately, if he comes out and says or blatently acts like he did it only to make a point, it won't work anymore. So he files bogus, stupid lawsuits in an attempt to get the law changed.

      I thought so, too, at first. But after reading TFA and looking at the guy's web site, my opinion is that he's serious about it. I think he's taking it much farther than anywone would just to make a point.

    23. Re:July Fools??? by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wrong. The term "steam beer" is historical and refers to a particulary style of beer brewed in San Fransisco during the last century. But when Anchor Brewing applied for the trademark, they were the only ones still using that term commercially. So the trademark was granted. Then a few tiny years later we get the craft beer boom (which Anchor kicked off, btw) and no one else is allowed to use the term, even if they make the same style of beer.

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    24. Re:July Fools??? by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Valid or not, that's why the courts are so reluctant to do it.

      Well, I understand that, but that really comes down to them being reluctant to do their job.

    25. Re:July Fools??? by davecb · · Score: 2, Informative
      Another term of interest is "barratry"

      (US def'n) The practice of instituting groundless judicial proceedings - a crime in a number of jurisdictions. In old law French barat, baraterie, signifying robbery, deceit, fraud. In modern usage it may be defined as the habitual moving, exciting and maintaining suits and quarrels, either at law or otherwise.

      There are numerous limitations, to protect the the attorneys of the honestly litigatious.

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  5. Re:What happens when... by civman2 · · Score: 3, Informative

    RTFA, he got them back out of calling it a "stealth bomber" in all sorts of commercial materials.

  6. Misleading article by Bongo+Bill · · Score: 3, Informative

    According to TFA, the guy owns a brand named "Stealth," and he's essentially doing this to prevent other people from making brands similarly named.

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    1. Re:Misleading article by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, you don't get to do that unless those brands compete with you. At least, that's the idea. I mean, if I make a window glass product called "ScrewMaster Windows" I wouldn't expect Microsoft to go after me, or to win, since I'm not competing in their market. Microsoft did win against Lindows to be sure, but only because Lindows is in direct competition to Microsoft. This guy is going after everyone, presumably in hopes of winning some out-of-court "buzz off" settlements. I'm surprised the judges don't throw this guy out of court before he gets to first base.

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    2. Re:Misleading article by Fizzol · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sometimes even competing dosen't matter. Microware had been selling thier OS-9 operating system for years when Apple released OS 9. Microware sued and lost, due to "Fair use" laws (I don't claim to understand how that could possibly work).

  7. Screw That by orange+haired+boy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just posted the word "Stealth" on my blog about 50 times. Just try and sue me. http://www.orangehairedboy.com/

  8. He's taking on by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Informative

    Columbia Pictures as well. That may have been a mistake, see HERE

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    1. Re:He's taking on by neillewis · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's a great way to market a movie to geeks. Maybe if Spielberg had called his new sci-fi epic 'War of the Worlds (SCO Sucks)' he'd have got some more publicity and done better opening weekend business, it's just a suggestion.

    2. Re:He's taking on by JudicatorX · · Score: 2, Funny
      "On a quarterly basis, or any portion thereof . . . 1% (two percent) of the gross

      There's that slashdot math again....

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  9. He came after me, too by jokestress · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This guy came after our production company Deep Stealth Productions a couple of years ago. It was a thick sheaf of papers, which I dismissed after reading about another small company who had received his form threat. Might have to blow the dust off the thing.

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    1. Re:He came after me, too by Information+Architec · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, I receievd the threatening package too, because of my web site .
      I ignored him but forwarded the dossier to the Chilling Effects Clearinghouse http://www.chillingeffects.org/> who are compiling dossiers on these sorts of guys.
      As a private individual, I'd be interested to see how the hell he thinks a character string in a DNS domain that can be parsed to extract the substring stealth infringes his right to....make money from the word Stealth: like that's a major contribution to society.
      I should have published my book by it's working title "XML by Stealth" - might have given this guy indigestion as you can't copyright book titles!

    2. Re:He came after me, too by Planesdragon · · Score: 2, Informative

      I should have published my book by it's working title "XML by Stealth" - might have given this guy indigestion as you can't copyright book titles!

      The guy has a trademark claim, not a copyright claim. You can't copyright short phrases, title or not. You CAN, however, trademark them.

      Just FYI.

  10. Article text by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 5, Informative

    He Says He Owns the Word 'Stealth' (Actually, He Claims 'Chutzpah,' Too)
    By COLIN MOYNIHAN

    Can a man own a word? And can he sue to keep other people from using it?

    Over the last few years, Leo Stoller has written dozens of letters to companies and organizations and individuals stating that he owns the trademark to "stealth." He has threatened to sue people who have used the word without his permission. In some cases, he has offered to drop objections in exchange for thousands of dollars. And in a few of those instances, people or companies have paid up.

    "If a trademark owner doesn't go up to the plate each day and police his mark, he will be overrun by third-party infringers," Mr. Stoller, a 59-year-old entrepreneur, said in a telephone interview from his office in Chicago. "We sue a lot of companies."

    Mr. Stoller owns and runs a company called Rentamark.com, which offers, among other things, advice on sending cease-and-desist letters and Mr. Stoller's services as an expert witness in trademark trials. Through Rentamark, Mr. Stoller offers licensing agreements for other words he says he owns and controls, such as bootlegger, hoax and chutzpah, and sells t-shirts and other merchandise through what the Web site calls its "stealth mall."

    He is currently in a legal dispute with Sony's Columbia Pictures unit over a film that opens late this month. It is about elite Navy pilots and titled - what else? - "Stealth."

    Mr. Stoller said he first registered "stealth" as a trademark in 1985 to cover an array of sporting goods. But in recent years, "stealth" has become widely used in marketing and branding circles to bestow a sense of the subliminal or the subversive or to convey an aura of lurking power.

    Companies including the retailer Kmart and the consumer electronics maker JVC have stumbled into Mr. Stoller's territory and have removed "stealth" from their Web sites after hearing from him. Another electronics maker, Panasonic, omitted the word from a product called the "stealth wired remote zoom/pause control" after receiving one of Mr. Stoller's letters.

    "If you can solve problems without going to court you're better off," said Russell J. Rotter, a lawyer for Panasonic, a division of Matsushita.

    The best-known stealth brand may be the military's B2 stealth bomber, whose main contractor, Northrop Grumman, has fought Mr. Stoller to something of standoff. In 2001, the company paid Mr. Stoller $10 and agreed to abandon its trademark applications to use "stealth bomber" in spinoff products like model airplanes and video games. In return, Mr. Stoller agreed not to oppose Northrop's use of "stealth" in aircraft or defense equipment.

    "We resolved it in a way that achieved our business purposes without in any way agreeing that Mr. Stoller's assertions were correct," said Tom Henson, a Northrop Grumman spokesman.

    Trademark owners can obtain the right to use a word for commercial purposes and then to prevent others from seeking to use the same word for similar commercial purposes. For instance, the Delta Faucet Company, which has trademarked "Delta," could prevent another faucet company from adopting the name. But it cannot object to Delta Airlines because the two companies' products are not likely to be confused with one another.

    A search of United States Patent and Trademark Office records found that Mr. Stoller and companies that share a Chicago post office box with him - Central Mfg., Stealth Industries, and S. Industries - hold at least two dozen registered trademarks for "stealth," covering such diverse products and services as crossbows, pool cues and insurance consultations.

    Mr. Stoller said that he also held and administered as many as two dozen other "stealth" trademarks, and insisted that his close association with the word gave him special rights.

    "We're entitled to own it with all goods and services," he said. "We were there first."

    Some companies do recognize his rights to some uses of the word. Easton Spo

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  11. Gotten So Far by XFilesFMDS1013 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's terrifying is that he's gotten as far as he has.

    Not really, I'd just have to say that he's been very furtive and sneaky about it, indeed, he's acted quite surreptitiously about the whole thing.

  12. Re:can you trademark common words?? by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, imagine how dumb it would be if we could trademark words like 'windows' or 'apple'.

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  13. I got my own... by toupsie · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just copyrighted, trademarked and patented the word "The"(c)(tm) (both pronunciations) along with a whole host of definite and indefinite articles. I will be vigorously pursuing everyone using "The"(c)(tm) in books, film and sound recordings. Unless you license "The"(c)(tm) at the low, low price of $0.01 per usage, I will send the(c)(tm) RIAA, MPAA and the(c)(tm) NLAKC (Nazi Librarian Association of Knuckle Crackers) to hound each and everyone of you. And don't let me catch you using Peer to Peer technology to distribute "The"(c)(tm). Recent Supreme Court rulings will allow me to go after such tecnologies as the(c)(tm) keyboard, CRTs and web browsers (you are in my sights "The"(c)(tm) abuser, Bill Gates).

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  14. Re:So how about by HaloZero · · Score: 2, Funny

    I appreciate that a lot of movies lately really haven't been up to par as one might expect, but do we really have to bury them before they've even made it to the screen? I, personally, want to go see this movie, and am willing to give it a chance. I don't quite see why they're all horrible the moment they're concieved.

    Further, I wouldn't be surprised if this guys campagin goes after the theatrical production compan because of this movie. I would, however, be surprised if he got anywhere with it. I'm not sure how Northrup-Grumman are experienced with defending themselves against the legaleese vigilantes with half-wit agendas, but I'm more than positive that the Motion Picture Association of America is more than prepared for dealing with that sort of chaff in today's legal atmosphere.

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  15. What a nice guy by senatorpjt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    (From TFA) In 2002, the Illinois attorney general sued Leo Stoller after he used a Web site to solicit donations illegally on behalf of victims of the destruction of the World Trade Center.

    No, this guy's not a total fucking scumbag...

    1. Re:What a nice guy by deft · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wait. If you go back and read the article it said he did it the wrong way.

      I think this guy is a tool, but he very well could have just decided to try and make a pool of money for these charities and promoted it... but didnt know there was apperwork that needed to be done to do it "officially".

      He could very well have donated every penny as he probably stated he would.

      I dont think it's too far off that if i decided to go collect some money from my neighbors and take it to the red cross, that I may be breaking some law, as good intentioned as I may be.

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  16. Re:I know what to do by FLEB · · Score: 5, Funny

    Omit the registering and the lawsuit, and I might be interested.

    Would it be unconstitutional if Congress made a law to... you know... just smack this guy with a rolled-up newspaper or something?

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  17. You know, we used to have a simple solution by ShatteredDream · · Score: 4, Insightful

    for stuff like this.

    Someone who's this greedy, self-centered and determined to make a mess of everyone's life, liberty and property for his own advancement would discretely get his ass kicked one day on his way home from work. Seriously, the courts are too civilized of a way of dealing with things like this sometimes. Not that I'd recommend doing it to him, but there was a long period in our history where being this much of a troll got your ass tore up by a few "concerned citizens" for wasting tax payers' money with frivilous cases that were all about greed and nothing about justice.

    1. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by ErikTheRed · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Not that I'd recommend doing it to him, but there was a long period in our history where being this much of a troll got your ass tore up by a few "concerned citizens" for wasting tax payers' money with frivilous cases that were all about greed and nothing about justice.
      I don't know - some parts of Texas are still that way...
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    2. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by suwain_2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Someone who's this greedy... would discretely get his ass kicked one day

      Do you mean stealthily?

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    3. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by jizmonkey · · Score: 3, Funny
      Someone who's this greedy... would discretely get his ass kicked one day

      Do you mean stealthily?

      No, it means he will receive an integer number of kicks in the ass. It's rather difficult to kick someone a fractional number of times.

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    4. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by jejones · · Score: 2, Funny

      Someone who's this greedy, self-centered and determined to make a mess of everyone's life, liberty and property for his own advancement would discretely get his ass kicked one day on his way home from work.

      As opposed to continuously?

    5. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by Mjec · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Violence
      is
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      answer


      Would you like me to say that slower? The courts are designed to deal with this so we don't have witch-hunts. So we don't have random people getting the arses kicked for things they didn't do because vigilantes are too lazy to do proper fact checking. Courts exist for a reason. They are good. They are effective. And if I ever catch you promoting this crap again...

      ... I'll inform a district attorny who will hopefully charge you with inciting hatred. Because that's what laws are designed to do. Protect. And they can proect us whenever we need it. We never need vigilante violence.

      (As a PS: I don't mean to say that self defence is bad. I mean that if you can at all help it, don't be violent)

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    6. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by Bvardi · · Score: 3, Funny

      "No, it means he will receive an integer number of kicks in the ass. It's rather difficult to kick someone a fractional number of times."

      What if you do a half-assed kick?

    7. Re:You know, we used to have a simple solution by DMNT · · Score: 2

      What about real plus imaginary number of kicks? Or would that be too complex?

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  18. Re:Missing in action... by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Funny
    was unable to find this story.

    Stealth in action!

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  19. Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by jfengel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The most telling sentence in the article:

    For all his time in federal courtrooms - Mr. Stoller says his companies have been in court 60 times - there is no record within the Lexis database of a federal court decision on "stealth" in his favor.

    In other words, the man is a litigious idiot. The fact that he's occasionally managed to get people to license from him says more about the fact that people are terrified of lawsuits than that the law itself is unfair.

    People are terrified of the law. I know I am; at any moment I could be sued and even if I win, it'll cost me thousands, with no way to recapture it. (And before a bunch of non-lawyers start demanding "loser pays", remember that "loser pays" just introduces other unfairnesses when the poor can't sue the rich.)

    If programmers ran the world, the law would be clear, concise, and unambiguous. Or at least that's what they'd like to think. Anybody who's actually studied law knows that actual human interactions are full of corner cases, and ass-coverings easily outweigh the meat of most contracts.

    If there were no litigious idiots, the law would be a lot simpler. Just like email would be lovely if there weren't a mountain of fools who think that "free" means "mine mine mine". Sadly, neither is the case. The courts are another commons, like email, and this jackass is ensuring that no commons it without its tragedy.

    Fucktard.

    1. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 5, Funny

      >> If programmers ran the world, the law would be clear, concise, and unambiguous

      Just like Perl.

    2. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by haystor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Class action lawsuits...you must be a lawyer.

      Eight years later I'll get a check for $3.62.

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    3. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Leftmoon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Makes me wonder if a good lawyer wouldn't fill a QA/testing type of role with high capabilities. We could use more people with an eye for loopholes and supposedly impossible cases.

    4. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by nick_davison · · Score: 4, Funny

      If programmers ran the world, the law would be clear, concise, and unambiguous. Or at least that's what they'd like to think. Anybody who's actually studied law knows that actual human interactions are full of corner cases, and ass-coverings easily outweigh the meat of most contracts.

      Anyone who's ever spent any time programming has discovered something pretty similar.

      The law's actually almost exactly like what a programmer would create:

      1.0: Ten commandments. Look they're pretty obvious people. How the hell can you get them wrong.

      1.0.1: Yes, it's still stealing even if you do intend to give it back.

      1.5: Hmm. How did we miss rape? Technically you're not stealing anything physical. If she's unmarried, you're not coveting anything. OK, we'll add rape.

      2.0: The seventeen commandments really don't have the same cool ring the ten commandments once had. So we decided to release 2.0: The Magna Carter.

      2.7: OK, men can vote regardless of station in life. But they have to be over 21.

      3.0 (Forked) So we decided to fork the law. A bunch of us used to work for BritainCo. but we were totally bummed out by their management. So we formed US Inc. We're still going to support legacy laws under the British system because, frankly, it works well enough, it's really big and it'd cost a fortune to overhaul it.

      3.1 You know, let's stop calling these things version numbers. Let's call them "ammendments"

      3.1.1 Adding guns. Everyone should be allowed a gun. It makes perfect sense in this day and age. If times change, people in the future will totally have the sense to understand this was an ammendment, relevent to the time, and so can completely be ammended back out, right?

      etc.

      We're up to 3.8.7.2.5.4.b.ii at the moment. At which point a lot of programmers are starting to talk about how they'd do it far better if they were allowed to create a truly optimized system.

      At some point, no doubt, a Swedish guy will write a new system of basic laws and then others will build on it.

      At which point the US will nuke him out of existence for sounding far too much like the German guy (Marx) who did something pretty similar and came up with a system that was bad for the entertainment industry and thus bad for America.

    5. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by ccmay · · Score: 2, Insightful
      People are terrified of the law.

      Amen.

      The answer is social opprobrium. The daughter of an acquaintance announced her intention to go to law school when she graduates college in a couple of years. I am afraid I was so scathing as to make her cry. But maybe she will reconsider going into such a low and deceitful and filthy "profession".

      -ccm

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    6. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by cduffy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, that's if linguists ran the world.

    7. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by ryanov · · Score: 2, Informative

      Magna Carta, not carter. Latin for "Great Paper." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magna_carta

    8. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by ryanov · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are still a lot of good lawyers out there. Perhaps you've heard of the ACLU? If not, I'm sure you could find any number of mentions of their work on any number of freedom-related topics in the /. archives.

      Not everyone goes into law to chase ambulances or become a barrator (though you often have to start there).

    9. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by mattjb0010 · · Score: 5, Funny

      3.0 (Forked) So we decided to fork the law. A bunch of us used to work for BritainCo. but we were totally bummed out by their management. So we formed US Inc. We're still going to support legacy laws under the British system because, frankly, it works well enough, it's really big and it'd cost a fortune to overhaul it.

      Happy Fork Day!

    10. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Airwall · · Score: 2, Funny

      3.0 (Forked)

      I forked the law,
      The law won.

    11. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Funny

      And if anybody thinks this is cute, I wrote my own fucking will rather than pay some dirty pirate lawyer to do it. Any monkey could do it.

      I hired a monkey to write my will, but all I got was the complete works of Shakespeare.

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    12. Re:Studies Confirm: The World is Full of Idiots by rsynnott · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, many countries don't use British Common Law anyway.

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    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  21. Not the first time... by Mister+Impressive · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... I'm the owner of PenIsland.com (Get your free pen from us) and I've received a few legal threats from several homosexually-oriented pornography websites (the url's of which I am not of liberty to disclose). This is an outrage, clearly all I am trying to do is provide the world with a service of free pens.


    (In case you didn't realise, I don't own the domain and this post was a joke >.>)

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  22. Re:while we're at it by Deltaspectre · · Score: 3, Funny

    Good thing I have a lithp, tho you can't come after me, Mr. Thmarty Panth

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  23. The article doesn't say that by blyloveranger · · Score: 5, Informative

    Not only has he gone head to head with Northrop Grumman, he has pursued it vigorously in the courts and has even managed to shut down "stealthisemail.com" (Steal This Email.com) because the URL coincidentally contains the word "stealth".

    What the article actually says about "Stealthisemail.com" is that Mr. Stroller sent an e-mail to the website telling them to shut it down. Then the article says about InterActivist Network (who runs stealthisemail.com):

    Eric Goldhagen, a member of the InterActivist Network, said that members of his group planned to talk to lawyers and others who have received letters from Mr. Stoller to discuss ways to deal with his "stealth" claims. "The fact that somebody, just by claiming to own a word, can intimidate large companies and powerful law firms shows the damage, to an extent, is already done," he said. "If people like Stoller are allowed to get away with this unchallenged, there could be ripple effects to every form of public mass media."

    which if you look closely seems to imply to me that they have not taken it to court yet, therefore have not been forced to shutdown. This is easily verified by going to the actual website which is still up.

    Though I do agree with the general sentiment of the submitter that this whole thing is ridiculous. -Patrick

  24. Re:can you trademark common words?? by ag0ny · · Score: 4, Funny

    Otherwise you'd have people patenting words like "the" and "it"...

    Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! Augh! Ohh! Don't say that word!

  25. Re:can you trademark common words?? by Max_Abernethy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IANAL, but as I understand, trademarks are for a specific class of item. For example, some company could make a brand of gum called "It" and have that as their trademark, which means nobody else can make "It" brand gum or some product named "It" that could confuse consumers. From the article:

    Mr. Stoller said that he also held and administered as many as two dozen other "stealth" trademarks, and insisted that his close association with the word gave him special rights.

    I'd like to see the law that says if you have X trademarks for a word, you own it in every use. I have a feeling if someone stood up to this guy in court, this wouldn't stand, but from a big corporation's perspective it's cheaper to remove the words or settle for several thousand dollars than pay the lawyers' fees.

  26. Re:Northrop Grumman stalemate? by jfengel · · Score: 5, Informative

    The law in this case defies easy summary, but the gist is that when you get a trademark, you're really getting the right not to have confusingly similar things taking your business. The definition of "confusingly similar" is vague, and depends on a few zillion common law cases.

    So when he applied "stealth" to sporting goods, it meant you couldn't come out with similar products with similar names. Again, "similar" is up to courts to decide. If you've got "stealth" bowling balls, are "stealth" skis too close? What about golf balls?

    Clearly it doesn't apply to airplanes, and honestly I don't know why Northrop didn't just invite him to court. Except that court is expensive, even when you win, and the fact that they paid him $10 is a lot less than the retainer on their lawyers. It's disgusting, I know.

    I don't know why they ceded any rights to him at all without knowing more facts about the case. They imply that they weren't seeking their own trademarks, but may have continued to use the name. But a news article isn't a legal brief, so it's hard to tell.

    So to answer your question: the word "stealth" has been around forever, but trademarks don't apply only to made-up words. You can take a common word and trademark it for your application, which allows you to keep other people from muscling in on your good idea by confusing people with a similarly-named product. It's the sort of thing that would be accomplished by politeness if you could depend on that. For everything else, there are lawyers.

  27. Re:Northrop Grumman stalemate? by jmitek · · Score: 2, Informative

    Prior art only refers to patents. Trademarks do not work this way.

  28. Re:I know what to do by bersl2 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yes, it's unconstitutional. That would be a bill of attainder, which is explicitly forbidden.

  29. Wait, now I'm terribly confused. by jolande · · Score: 2, Funny

    So Leo Stoller 1985 array of "stealth" brand sporting goods isn't the same product as Sony's Columbia Picture's major motion picture release of a similar name? Could somebody please explain this to me? Because I really did think they were the same thing. But I guess I was wrong.

  30. Re:But... by shark72 · · Score: 3, Informative

    "how can he get the rights for a word that is in PUBLIC DOMAIN?"

    In the same way that the names "Tide" and "Crest" are trademarked. Next time you're at the supermarket, take note of how many products take their names from words in the dictionary.

    This isn't endemic to stuff you'll find at your grocer's. Computer companies have successfully trademarked the words "sun" and "apple," too.

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  31. Re:But... by dratox · · Score: 2, Funny

    To whomever does kill him, PLEASE make sure that his death is slow painful, and excessively cruel

  32. Re:So how about by Mattintosh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm more than positive that the Motion Picture Association of America is more than prepared for dealing with that sort of chaff in today's legal atmosphere.

    That's because they are that sort of chaff in today's legal atmosphere. This is the problem they've caused coming back to bite them in the ass. More "intellectual property" rights means they lose too. It's just a matter of how quickly they buy laws to undo the ones they've recently purchased to cause this sort of imbalance.

  33. Re:bittorrent is next by GaryPatterson · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Argh! My eyes! My retinas are *bleeding*!

    I wonder if he owns the trademark to utterly craptacular web design?

    And some of the words?

    Renaissance
    Name of a period in history. A common word.

    Stradivarius
    Surname of a family of violin makers. Can you trademark someone else's name? And really expect them to licence it back from you?

    Tirade
    Hmm... I feel like going on one right now...

    This guy is a total and utter bastard (is that one of his?) and his trademarking of words *and then going after people in unrelated industries* is even less convincing as a business tactic than anything SCO ever came up with.

    Why Northrop Grumman caved in, I'll never know. They should have nailed his arse to the court documents and filed it under 'F' for ...

  34. Re:What happens when... by blyloveranger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Slashdot needs a +1 makes the parent look like an idiot mod.


    cause I would use that one all the time.

  35. This Reminds Me... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Some idiot claimed to have a patent on the microprocessor long before anyone else took a patent out and he was suing everyone in sight. The funny thing about his patent application that it includes only football play diagrams. I never heard what happened to the idiot or how far he got in collecting money.

  36. Diamond Stealth Video Cards by ppcvidz.com · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I see that Diamond still has their line of "Stealth" video cards. http://www.diamondmm.com/stealth.php I'm trying to find what year these cards initially launched.

    1. Re:Diamond Stealth Video Cards by Winkhorst · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As the article says, you can only legitimately sue if there's danger of product confusion. But the big boys have brought this on themselves. Sony sued some poor woman who ran a small restaurant called "Sony's," and that was the woman's name! I can hear it now..."Yes, Your Honor, I swear I was confused into thinking I was getting a genuine Sony Brand cheeseburger when in fact I was only getting an American-made knockoff. I feel soooo damaged!"

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    2. Re:Diamond Stealth Video Cards by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, but you can always illegitimately sue. And that is the problem here, I think ... not enough prequalification of frivolous suits by the judiciary. The presumption seems to be that if a suit is brought by a large corporation that it must have merit, but I think we're seeing that that isn't always the case.

      A lot of this may stem from troubles that Xerox and Kleenex had with regard to trademark dilution (or loss.) Both were finding that their tradenames were being used as standard terms. "Here, Xerox this for me" when in fact that copier might be a 3M model, or "hand me a Kleenex, will you?" when the tissues at hand weren't made by Kleenex at all. Neither went overboard on lawsuits, but Xerox did implement an awareness campaign to make people realize that "Xerox" was not a generic term for photocopier. It worked, and the Xerox name is still a trademark and they didn't need to sue any restaurants.

      The problem with corporate IP lawyers is that they are a bit like the caged lions the ancient Romans kept on hand at the Coliseum to eat Christians and so forth. You have to let them out to feed now and then.

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    3. Re:Diamond Stealth Video Cards by shellbeach · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm trying to find what year these cards initially launched.

      Mid 90's, IIRC - my 1996 Cyrix bomb had a Diamond Stealth card in it. It wasn't any good, mind you - it was the only thing in that box that made the Cyrix processor look good in comparison ...

  37. Re:But... by protohiro1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes but, this guy is still an asshole. The reason Apple and Sun should be able to trademark their names in their realms is because it would be lame if someone was out there selling "apple" computers, but they aren't apple. This guy has gone out and totally abused this system to turn it into his own personal extortion scheme. This is the same kind of attitude problem that makes everyone have to suffer through mounds of spam and spend months securing their websites. Some people are just complete assholes and do not care about anyone else at all.

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  38. Re:bittorrent is next by Anonymous+Drunkard · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, other "famous marks" owned by this outfit are "Sentra" (someone better tell Nissan to pony up some dough) and "Stradivarius".

    "Stradivarius" IS indeed a trademark - but not belonging to this guy. The Vincent Bach Corporation has been using "Stradivarius" for its top-of-the-line trumpets and trombones since the 1930s.

    I'm waiting for him to sue some nine year old over his alleged trademark of "tree house"!

  39. I've always wondered... by dapic · · Score: 2, Funny

    what "squatting" means without "cyber". Now I know. :(

    My new business model:
    1. Register trademark for cool words in all industries
    2. wait for someone actually develops product that can be described using the word
    3. wait more so the "damage" becomes extensive
    4. file lawsuit
    5. Profit!!!

  40. ViaGrafix vs. ViagraFix by Ranger · · Score: 5, Funny

    managed to shut down "stealthisemail.com" (Steal This Email.com) because the URL coincidentally contains the word "stealth".

    I had an acquaintance who worked at a company called Via Grafix in Pryor, OK. The company has been around at least since early nineties. Their website is viagrafix.com. He complained to me that they would get all this email about people asking about viagra. He said those people thought it said ViagraFix not ViaGrafix. I guess it was lucky they got the domain long before viagra came along.

    They made a piece of software called DesignCAD, which is a stupid name, because CAD means Computer Aided Design.

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  41. Personal Experience by Coventry · · Score: 5, Informative

    Oddly enough, I had a run in with this guy last year, and almost submited a story about it.

    Ok, so my friend and I bought this domain, stealthisidea.com - as in Steal This Idea, and then never did anything with it.

    Last summer, we get a packet, 1 inch thick, telling us we're in violation if his trademark on stealth, and that we were to cease all operations imediatly, and hand over the domain, and be prepared to pay damages.

    Thinking this guy was just mistaken, I called him to clear up the matter. From moment 1 he was rude and abusive on the phone, demanding we meet his demands. After explaining the situation, he seemed to loose all grip with reality. He said we were violating his rights. He said he would have the police seize our computers and shut us down, all sorts of over the top crap. He took a very forceful tone, and quite frankly pissed me off. I told him in no uncertain terms that it was inappropriate to make those threats, and he just starting shouting loudly over me...

    After the phone call, I dug into my records. I'd signed up for some pay-per-month legal service, including the added protection for my business, and yet had never used it. After finding the contact info, I got ahold of 'my lawyer' (actually just a lawyer at the firm asigned to my account) and explained the situation. He had me fax over a copy of the complaint.

    In conversations with the lawyer, he agreed it was a frivilous complaint. You can walk into any hobby store and see models on the shelf for stealth airplanes, no TM symbol to be found next to the word stealth, let alone on the websites of companies that make these planes.

    He spoke with the gentleman (if you can call him that), and asked for the registration numbers of the marks in question - none were ever produced. He told the gentleman that if he got a lawyer to bring a suit agianst us for such a rediculous claim, that he'd request sanctions against that lawyer.

    We never heard from the guy again.

    In the original packet were photocopies of letters to various companies, including JVC, asking them to cease production of various products with Stealth in the name.

    I don't know if this guy actualy owns these marks (we never did get proof, but the fact that I produced a lawyer so fast may have been a deterent), but I do know he is an agressive, rude, and harassing individual.

    The whole thing made me want to go trademark the common term 'sneak' as an alternative - after all, if someone (supposedly) let him register stealth, sneak should be just as valid.

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    1. Re:Personal Experience by Troy · · Score: 2, Informative

      I found the original trademark:

      http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/jumpto?f=doc&state=saf2 o6.2.511

      Interestly enough, this search leads to several other Stealth trademarks. I checked for torrent but couldn't find registered to this individual...though I didn't try looking too hard. However, it is obvious that the faster a knowledgeable judge can issue a smack down to this guy, the better.

    2. Re:Personal Experience by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 5, Informative

      Mr. Stoller's and opposers' litigation strategy of delay, harassment and even falsifying documents in other cases is well documented. Leo Stoller, has also been sanctioned, individually, for making material misrepresentations to the Board regarding an applicant's alleged consent to extensions of time.

      http://trademarks.gusmanolaw.com/2003/06/from-ttab -week-of-may-12-2003.html

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    3. Re:Personal Experience by morzel · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I'd signed up for some pay-per-month legal service, including the added protection for my business, and yet had never used it.
      You guys have pay-per-month legal services???

      How litigious can a society get, when lawyers are just one more utility service. Boggles the mind, really.

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  42. Well, he's got precedent... by eclectist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I mean, if SCO can get away with 'producing' litigation for money, why not this guy? Though, I'll admit, picking on Linux/FLOSS is a far cry from picking on the rest of the world

  43. Re:I know what to do by billsoxs · · Score: 4, Informative
    That would be a bill of attainder, which is explicitly forbidden.

    For those of you like me

    a bill of attainder is

    Definition: A legislative act that singles out an individual or group for punishment without a trial.

    The Constitution of the United States, Article I, Section 9, paragraph 3 provides that: "No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law will be passed."

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  44. Conducting Your Own TESS Search by blckbllr · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you're curious and want to know about other "stealth" trademarks, head over to the USPTO database at: http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/gate.exe?f=search&state =embs7e.1.1 and use "stealth[bi] & `RN > 0 & live[ld]" as your search term. You'll pull up lots of live (i.e. enforceable) trademarks still in use using the word "stealth."

    If nothing else, this guy is trying to make a fast buck by playing fast and loose with the trademark laws.

  45. Easy Solution. by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This guy needs a good swift kick in the balls.

    Seriously.

  46. Re:So how about by Romeozulu · · Score: 4, Funny

    I mean, hoW many movies about AI weapons that turn evil do we need?

    One. War Games. Everything since is crap.

  47. Re:Infringement!!!! by shark72 · · Score: 4, Informative

    No, that's not infringement. This page explains the concepts of fair use and nominative use as they apply to trademark law.

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  48. Re:So how about by quantum+bit · · Score: 5, Funny

    And besides, Joshua wasn't really evil, just a little confused.

  49. Re:But... by eikonos · · Score: 2, Funny

    Preferably his killer will be a stealthy ninja who will quietly step out of the shadows and say, "Do you own the trademark to the word irony too?" and then stab him.

  50. Another Link by Thnikkaman · · Score: 3, Informative

    The story should contain another link to the guy's site so we could slashdot the asshole. http://www.rentamark.com/

  51. And by einhverfr · · Score: 4, Informative

    The summary is wrong. He only sent a C&D letter to stealthisemail.com The site is quite operational...

    I liked the bit about Northrop Grummond paying him $10 to go away.

    BTW, IANAL, but I believe there is such a thing in trademark law as prior commercial use. And I think it would be very difficult to trademark a common English word and then sue everyone who uses it in any commercial context which is what he is doing.

    I mean, that would be like Microsoft suing Windex because they make a cleaner for windows or Apple suing a bakery because they make apple strudels....

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  52. Thats not the worst of it. by Professor_Oak · · Score: 2, Informative

    He claims to own the rights to words such as treehouse and even words such as walk and smile! and claims to own the rights to many phrases including "Thank You" Heres a list of words he claims to own: http://rentamark.com/Wordmarks/wordmarks.html And a list of phrases: http://rentamark.com/e-marks/A-D/a-d.html http://rentamark.com/e-marks/E-I/e-i.html http://rentamark.com/e-marks/J-O/j-o.html http://rentamark.com/e-marks/P-S/p-s.html http://rentamark.com/e-marks/T-Z/t-z.html Quite a few movie titles are included. For example: Terminator and Sahara ".com" is even claimed to be trademarked. Its like they picked a list ofwords randomly from a dictionary.

  53. Re:I know what to do by FLEB · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Amend! Amend!

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  54. Re:bittorrent is next by suwain_2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    A.) "Terminator" is on that list. I hear someone in the California executive branch might have something to say about that.

    B.) The logos are the ugliest things I've ever seen (goatse included), and half of them don't even load.

    C.) Is "renting" your trademarks out actually a legitimate business strategy?

    I'm actually not sure that's quite what goes on. If I'm understanding this correctly, people pay $300 a year so that RentAMark.com can "proclaiming to the world" that the phrase "tree house" "is famous, well known, in use and not abandoned."

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  55. So I guess he's in the business of "everything" by TX297 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All prior art aside, I thought you could only "license" or "defend" your trademark if a rival company decided to market things in your area or business but as far as I see it, he's suing/threatening anyone using the word "stealth" in any context. I haven't seen his company make any military bombers lately, or movie bombs for that matter. Someone tell me I'm not being outrageous in my claims )even though IANAL)... oh wait. -TX297

  56. Re:bittorrent is next by pandich · · Score: 4, Funny

    His logos are genius. Simply put, the most profound use of the pixel since Pong. The colors are bold, never sassy, bright and in your face. The word "Sentra" becomes more than mere syllables or phonemes: it becomes a visual orgasm!

  57. Just WOW by GraZZ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From Rentamark.com's Cease & Desist Section:

    There are no well-known trademarks, service marks, trade names and/or domain names that have not already been adopted by some other company first; as in the case at bar. In the same manner that there is not any real property in the 21st Century that can be acquired for free or homesteaded. There is no free well-known intellectual property left in the 21st Century. No free rides!

    I don't even know where to begin with this guy...

  58. Re:Northrop Grumman stalemate? by Eivind · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Correct. And the protection you get is in a certain sense inversely proportional to the uniqueness of the trademark.

    If I create the trademark "Quropiwla", which is a freely invented word, then I'm going to have a fair chanse demonstrating that anyone using that word does it in the intention of creating confusion with my product -- afterall, what other reason could there be ? It's unlikely someone would end up with that word by chance, and the word doesn't have any meaning as such.

    If, on the other hand I register "Enjoyable" in the market for computer-input-devices (say I market joysticks) then it's not that obvious that others using this word does so in order to create confusion with my product. I'd probably still be able to stop other "Enjoyable" joysticks, but I doubt I'd have a case against say the "Enjoyable" computer-monitor.

  59. "_Mac_ OS 9" by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 5, Informative

    Apple was rather careful from the outset to inform everyone that it should be called "Mac OS 9" and not "OS 9".

    Microware's point of view was that they didn't need a win, just needed a legal basis to show that they hadn't abandond their trademark.

    Essentially, the ruling was exactly that, and, IIRC, left the door open to revisit the issue if Apple were to drop the "Mac" part or attempt to use Mac OS 9 to enter the real-time domain.

  60. Re:But... by FLEB · · Score: 2, Funny

    With an iron blade? That would be... you know... ...

    cliche?

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  61. I think given his other actions by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's safe to say he's a fucking sumbag. As the article noted, the purpose of a trademark is to prevent consumer confusion. So if I created Sycraft Amplifiers you cannot also go create Sycraft Amplifiers, that are much cheaper and inferior quality, and snag consumers with brand confusion.

    I mean the guy sued Northrop for fuck sake. Nobody is going to confuse a B-2 Stealth bomber with anything this retard could make. He lacks the means to make military stealth aircraft, and the B-2 was first anyhow.

    It's pretty clear this guy is just a scumbag who wants to leech money while doning nothing of value. I'm quite sure every dollar he collected for "charity" would have gone right in to his pocket.

  62. He has not gone after Nmap by fv · · Score: 4, Interesting

    He doesn't seem to be going after open source software yet. Maybe he figures that we can't afford to pay him off. My Nmap (Stealth) Security Scanner comes up as result #4 in a Google search for "stealth", higher than the upcoming movie and some other sites he has sued/threatened. Yet I haven't received anything. Not that I feel disappointed and left out or anything ...

    -Fyodor (who is now resuming the search for SCO products or marketing messages talking about Stealth ;)

  63. Re:What happens when... by ericdano · · Score: 4, Funny
    RTFA!!
    "The best-known stealth brand may be the military's B2 stealth bomber, whose main contractor, Northrop Grumman, has fought Mr. Stoller to something of standoff. In 2001, the company paid Mr. Stoller $10 and agreed to abandon its trademark applications to use "stealth bomber" in spinoff products like model airplanes and video games. In return, Mr. Stoller agreed not to oppose Northrop's use of "stealth" in aircraft or defense equipment."

    Damn, I'm going to trademark "Cock", and "Money Shot" and take over the porn industry.
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  64. Re:Stealth by Clock+Nova · · Score: 2, Funny
    Stealth, stealth, stealth, stealth, stealth, stealth, stealth, stealth, beans, and stealth.


    SHUT UP!

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  65. Re:What happens when... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Funny


    He got TEN DOLLARS?

    I'd have held out for fifteen at LEAST! In fact, I'd have demanded Northrop pay for a twenty dollar blowjob! As it is, he got fucked up the ass for ten bucks!

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  66. Trademark in Question by PipOC · · Score: 2, Informative

    I believe that this http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=doc&state=2 cq9aq.5.2 is the trademark that this guy holds, and it seems to cover an extremely large array of products and services. Special event planning, training services in the field of trademark law, litigation and trademark licensing; amusement arcades, amusement parks featuring amusement rides and attractions, animal training, arranging and conducting education conferences, arranging ticket reservations for athletic competitions, shows and other entertainment events, educational testing, modeling for artists, motion picture theatres, movie studios, multi-media entertainment software for production services; music production services; news analysis and features distribution; news reporting services; officiating at sports contests; organizing community sporting and cultural events; photography services, physical fitness consultation, planetariums, portrait photography; preparing subtitles for movies and live theatrical events; production and distribution radio, television commercials and motion pictures, production of radio and television programs and film studies; providing a computer game that may be accessed network wide by network users, providing continuing legal education courses and fitness and exercise facilities; providing information on-line relating to computer games and computer enhancements for games, providing news in the nature of current events reporting and information in the field of employment training; providing recognition and incentives by the way of awards to demonstrate excellence in the fields of law, medicine, sports, computer hardware, accounting, nursing and secretaries; publication of journals; rental of artwork, rental of computer game programs, rental of films, rental of golf equipment, rental of photographic equipment, rental of video games and rolling skating rinks

  67. Slashdot the bastard!!! by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    http://rentamark.com/

    And remember to hold down the "Shift" key when you hit "refresh"

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  68. Re:Article text = Infringing copy by indaba · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Why do people on /. continue to think that it's OK to copy entire articles ?

    It's not OK. It's not stealing, or theft or any other verb like that ; those are emotive words that also don't acurately reflect what has happened.

    What has happened is copyright infringment ; an unlawful act.

    The NY Times creates this content, it has to pay a writer, support a webserver, pay bandwidth bills.
    In return, for creating this content for u to read, all they ask is that u look at some ads.

    I think that's a reasonable exchange, that I agreed to. If you don't think it's reasonable, then you shouldn't break the law to allow others to circumvent it.

  69. Someone trademark his name! by macshune · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm against unmitigated douchebaggery just as much as the next slashdotter, so I'm going to suggest that someone should really trademark this guy's name.

    Then, every time he serves someone with legal papers, the trademarkee can write a C&D filled with flowerly language to him because the real, trademarked Leo "The Marktard" Stoller would never be such a mean person.

  70. some chutzpah! from the FA by toby · · Score: 3, Funny

    The guy claims to own "chutzpah" as well. What a putz.

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  71. Re:Article text = Infringing copy by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why do people on /. continue to think that it's OK to copy entire articles ?

    There are a variety of reasons, but in this case, it's because most people don't want to go to the hassle of registering with the NY Times to view an article. Sure, you can go to bugmenot (like I did), but that's almost as much hassle as registering.

    Yes, it's copyright infringement, but I think that the benefit it provides (more people RTFA, leading to better discussion) outweighs any harm the NY Times suffers.

    They lose ad revenue, but they also don't have to pay for the bandwidth of thousands of slashdotters viewing the article on their servers. (Note that this will never happen, unless they remove their registration requirement.)

    Unlawful? Yes. Immoral? Maybe, but so is tracking people's reading habits, which is the only reason I can think of for requiring "free" registration.

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  72. Re:Northrop Grumman stalemate? by julesh · · Score: 4, Funny

    For everything else, there are lawyers.

    And you'll be hearing from ours shortly. Thanks.

    Mastercard Legal Department.

  73. The guy's a patriot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After all, the best way to get a law repealed is to enforce it strictly. How better to illustrate the stupidity of IP laws and the loser-pays legal system than to be completely over the top like this?

  74. Re:Article text = Infringing copy by LMariachi · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Immoral? Maybe, but so is tracking people's reading habits

    How is this "immoral," especially given that the people being tracked are anonymous? All they're doing is learning that, say, people who read a lot of articles about tennis also tend to follow British politics, or that hardly anyone makes it through to the last page of Joe Reporter's economics stories. It doesn't carry the slightest possibility of hurting anyone.

  75. Re:But... by deimtee · · Score: 2, Funny

    With an iron blade? That would be... you know... ...

    ...Ferrous?

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  76. Re:Article text = Infringing copy by slavemowgli · · Score: 3, Informative

    There's a bugmenot extension for Mozilla that will save you the hassle. :) Do give it a try, it's nice.

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  77. What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny


    SlealThisTrademark/StealthIsTradmark and use it to really wind up plank up.

  78. The World is Indeed Full of Idiots by gidds · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Well done. We should hate and deride all lawyers coz some of them behave like bastards.

    Just like we should hate and deride all computer programmers just coz some of them behave like bastards and write viruses.

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  79. Dear Mr. Dickerman: by Winkhorst · · Score: 2, Funny

    As legal representative of the Cease & Desist Corporation and its owner, Mr Bernard Dickman, I must remind you that "cease and desist" is a legally registered trademark of said corporation and that your use of the term creates a serious danger of confusion of your company with said corporation in that their business operations are essentially identical to yours, that is, the badgering of companies large and small into paying money for the use of plain English words that have been trademarked. Kindly cease and desist (TM) immediately and we will forego any legal action against you and your company.

    Thank you for your cooperation.

    Emily Flywheel
    Flywheel, Shyster, Flywheel and Camshaft, Attorneys at Law

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  80. Re:Made up words? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 2, Informative

    No, the origins of the word don't matter a great deal. Fanciful marks, such as Xerox for xerography machines, are just as distinctive as arbitrary ones, such as Apple for computers.

    What would stop someone starting a totally different business of the same name are anti-dilution laws (which are new, and widely considered a bad idea).

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  81. The guy's a genius by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sure he's completely immoral, but he definitely knows how the trademark system REALLY works.

    First, from the article it's clear that he puts the "stealth" mark on nearly everything, including air conditioners. That at the very least gives him a legal basis to sue.

    Second, he's more than willing to settle for what would be considered nominal amount. While a few grand might be nothing to K-Mart, if he gets enough of them they add up quickly.

    The fourth and last is that he's never actually WON a lawsuit! He's had this great settlement record even though he gets his butt kicked everything he enters a court room. That takes a lot of balls.

    I'm not saying I like the guy, or even respect him. In fact, if I could get away with it, I'd ensure he got a slow and painful death. I'm just saying he knows all the flaws in our system and he's taking good advantage of them. And maybe if enough people start doing this, our system will change for the better.

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  82. Here's a list of other trademarks he owns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
    From his site rentamark.com Did a quick google. This guy is a big slimeball. Apparently he tried to collect $$ for 20 some odd charities for 9/11 with out thier consent.

    He also offers to license to you such phrases as: Adult Entertainment,Big Screen,Blue Collar, and Back Country.

  83. Re:What happens when... by sixteenraisins · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I read about that in TFA and it got me to wondering, did Northrop Grumman use the word "stealth" in naming and/or marketing the plane, or is that a dictionary term the press and the U.S. government just used to describe it (and the public henceforth adopted as an unofficial name)? I think (I may be wrong) that the official "name" of the aircraft is the B2 Spirit - nothing about "stealth" in that name.

    One telltale sign, I don't remember ever seeing "stealth" capitalized when describing it, which leads me to believe it's being used as an adjective, not as a name.

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  84. Suit was filed in April for his abuses by Captain+Chaos · · Score: 3, Informative

    I found this when I googled his name:
    http://thettablog.blogspot.com/2005/04/defendants- in-chicago-lawsuit-charge.html
    There is a picture of his alleged office on that page too.

    Also from the same site a post on the Columbia Pictures suit:
    http://thettablog.blogspot.com/2005/05/columbia-pi ctures-takes-on-leo-stoller.html
    The following qoute from the posting and the linked filing show that he hasn't been successful in enforcing his trademark like the NYT article leads you to believe.
    Columbia's complaint includes a handy list of reported federal court cases involving Stoller and/or his companies. Columbia asserts that "No court in any reported opinion has ever found any infringement or dilution of any rights held by Stoller or his companies."

  85. Ya I know of this jackass by jsc19702 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I had a domain name that I picked at random years ago. Never put a web server up like I had planned but kept the domain name around in case I had a change of heart. I receive this huge packet of fill-in-the-blank legal documents from him threatning me for this and that. After doing some searches online about this character, find out he represents himself in all cases. He's not an attorney, just a guy that knows how to play the system. He tries to drag out proceedings so the plantiff's finally settle out of court instead of drawn out legal fees. Funny thing is, it was a different word in this case (not Stealth) that he claimed to have owned. After doing searches, I found out this jackass had no registered uses of this name anywhere. Needless to say, I chucked the crap. I was supposed to get sued if I didn't reply in 14 days, guess what happened? Nada, what a suprise. He even has a fan site, where there's lots of companies/individuals also receiving the same junk mail. He's a leach, he has no products or services actually, he just tries to fear people to paying him through legal extortion. Hope this guy dies of some long and painful fight with cancer. I know lots of people would be partying that night.

  86. Re:But... by surprise_audit · · Score: 2, Informative
    Not just an asshole, but a crackhead too. Here's a few other "Famous Trademarks" watched over by Rentamark:

    • Sentra
    • Intruder
    • Stradivarius
    • Turbojet
    • Checkmate
    • Airframe Fable
    • Torrent
    • Aerospace
    • Star Light
    • Terminator
    • Ambush
    I bet they don't try to enforce "Ambush", though - military forces all over the world must have substantially more firepower than any vexatious litigator. Should be interesting watching him track down any number of terrorists (sorry, "freedom fighters") that "ambush" occupation forces and innocent civilians.

    BTW: the Famous Marks page looks like real crap. Some images don't load and the ones that do look like a four-year-old got loose with a paintbox

  87. He came after me too by Blackstealth · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Stoller came after me back in March 2004 because I was using 'stealth' in my domain name - and still am! I documented it all here:

    My Stoller Story. He was going after a hell of a lot of personal websites at the time, trying to scare money out of people. He deserves a good kicking. If it wasn't for the fact he was on the other side of the Atlantic I'd personally have torn him limb from limb.

  88. "What's terrifying by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Interesting

    is that he's gotten as far as he has."

    How could anyone possibly believe otherwise? This is the natural path of all these kinds of laws. There can be no other way. All prohibitions end up like this, mostly due to the selective enforcement(and mostly against the poor). If you are to continue with this, you will continue to see the same kinds of results. So, let's see if we can abolish the whole thing without having to fire a shot. Freedom shouldn't have to come out the barrel of a gun.

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  89. Re:this is because you dont run one by morzel · · Score: 2, Informative
    Actually: I do run a small business and I have my own lawyer looking after things -- yet I don't need any kind of monthly fee for his services.
    Contracts to be read/written
    Whenever we need to deal with contracts, my lawyer will advise (and if required: create/update) as will my accountant and charge their respective hourly fees.
    permit applications filed for building/renovating/improving
    You need a licenced architect for dealing with permit applications, not a lawyer.
    property management (a huge legal specialty)
    Provided you're in that particular business. If it's just a regular lease, again my lawyer will advise on the validity/caveats for his hourly rates.
    And believe me, the same system exists in europe and in many ways its much more rigid and arcane with the rules to be followed about labor and property management.
    Everything that has to do with labor is contracted out to a social agency (translation?) that will manage the whole shebang (contracts, regulations, payroll, taxes) for a small fee per employee per month. If there's any kind of legal trouble with an (ex-)employee there's still my own lawyer (or one of his collegues specializing in social laws) to represent me and my firm.

    A small company should be represented by a lawyer that knows the ins and outs of your business and has a working relationship with your business, not by somebody who happens to have a law degree and is the one that happens to pick up the phone whenever you dial in with an issue. I'll only get in touch with my lawyer when it is absolutely required (expensive bugger, that man ;-) and most of that time it is just for legal advice -- by somebody who happens to know me and the company, the way we work and our full history. Only once I had to actually let my lawyer pursuit, and only after I was convinced that:

    • there was no other way to get the issue resolved
    • the chance for a successful outcome was great enough to risk a lengthy litigation
    (even then, my lawyer managed to resolve the case without official legal actions).
    But no, please, continue ranting and further demonstrate your lack of knowledge about running a business.
    If you would be running a small business, you would know that legal advice should come from someone who knows you and your company. You would also know that problematic situations should as much as possible be resolved directly with the other party, especially if they happen to be customers. Once both sides get lawyers involved, you can be pretty sure that a quick solution is off the table.
    Especially in a small business, any money that is a stake in a litigation case that could take years to unwind is money that you're not getting. I've seen a small company go down the drain because the manager refused to resolve a problematic situation with some of his customers amicably. Instead, he opted to threaten them with a lawsuit; after which each of the aforementioned customers got a lawyer of their own and all goodwill disappeared. Last thing I know, the liquidator of that company is still pursuing this in court.
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  90. Would you like a copy of the package? by Hahn+Kransilbruk · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Yes... you've all probably read many "personal experience" messages on the board... so I wont say much more than http://www.stealthmods.com/ got one of the packages; but get this, Stealth Mods is based in Australia.

    So this guy wants exclusive use of the word on an International level! I wonder if the word exists in any other language and what legal claim would be made for the word in a non-English speaking country.

    Anyway, the package, as usual, contained letters from companies that had withdrawn their use of the word "stealth" from their products etc.

    I was concerned when I received the package so I had a good friend of mine look over the letters to see what my legal standing was. My friend pretty much laughed at the whole thing and proceeded to point out that every few letters were identical in wording, sentence structure, and paragraph positioning. He was absolutely correct!

    He believed that all of the response letters coming from companies such as Panasonic, that were included in the package, were doctored.

    All of you guys that have received the package, have a close look at the letters and see for yourself.

    In addition, I scanned the whole package and sent it to a Lawyer in Missouri... he basically said that the this guy was seen, amongst the legal fraternity, as a clown.

    If anyone wants a copy of the package let me know so I can email it to you (or is that a breach of copyright?)

  91. don't forget by arete · · Score: 2, Interesting

    -1 idiot/-1 wrong. For a post that was _factually inaccurate_ - not necessarily flamebait, or overrated... just wrong. Like the opposite of "informative"

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