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IGN Interviews Natalie Portman

feller writes "IGN FilmForce has posted an interview with Natalie Portman from yesterday's Comic Con regarding her new film, V For Vendetta (written by Andy and Larry Wachowski, creators of The Matrix trilogy) and also covering everything from misguided fans, to what merits the use of violence, to Portman's own opinions about graphic novels. From the interview: 'Most of the Q&A session was dominated with questions for Natalie Portman, the star of the film. While the questions leveled at her ranged from weird to repetitive, one confused young man asked if starring in movies like Mighty Ducks was different than starring in films like V for Vendetta. Problem is, Ms. Portman never starred in Mighty Ducks. '"

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  1. Hot grits? by aussie_a · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.

    Damn! I was hoping for some hot grits too!

    1. Re:hot grits? by boisepunk · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slashdot_trolling_phe nomena#Hot_grits.2FNatalie_Portman ...and no, IANATroll, just answering someone's question, and it is ontopic, so there

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    2. Re:Hot grits? by SlightOverdose · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think she's actually a pretty good actor. She did a really good job in Garden State.

      That said, she sucked in ep3... but it isn't her fault if lucas is an overrated hack.

    3. Re:hot grits? by ndogg · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think I might know who the original hot grits guy was, sort of, possibly.

      I used to frequent a site called LinuxNewbie.org back when it was still under the watchful guidance of a guy who went by the pseudonym of Sensei. I remember there being a member called Craig (I think) who posted these zany pictures all the time, and one of them was a Photoshopped picture of Natalie Portman as a statue. People commented on his amazing petrification skills. I think that he may have been the original hot grits troll.

      Anyway, take that with a grain of salt because I'm not absolutely certain. It's mostly speculation.

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    4. Re:Hot grits? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      George Lucas' dialog is KNOWN for being bad.

      When Carrie Fisher was doing "script doctor" work for him on the "Young Indiana" series, she constantly got into screaming arguments with him (where words like "asshole" were exchanged, according to her) because she kept telling him, "George, people just do not talk like that!"

      Which is why he doesn't get people to help him with that stuff.

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  2. news for nerds? by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I really thought this was a "news for nerds, stuff that maters" site... I would wager that the majority of the rest of the Slashdot readership is asking themselves the same thing I am:

    WHO THE FUCK CARES?

    If I wanted to see fluff garbage from some Hollywood celeb trash, I would turn on the E! channel, like the wife does every 20 minutes... Now I gota see it on Slashdot. Damn!

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    1. Re:news for nerds? by helioquake · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, if this isn't news for horny nerds, I don't know what would.

    2. Re:news for nerds? by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, if this isn't news for horny nerds, I don't know what would.

      It is also apparently news for people with little or no language skills :) *ducks*

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    3. Re:news for nerds? by 91degrees · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's Natalie Portman, man! Have you no sense of history?

      That, Hot Grits, and Beowulf clusters are the only things that matter!

    4. Re:news for nerds? by Vermifax · · Score: 4, Informative

      What made you think this was an IT news site.

      Its not, never was and never was meant to be.

      Go read the faq.

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    5. Re:news for nerds? by slashdot.org · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you don't care, don't read and don't post. Very easy, very simple.

      I disagree. Posting comments like that is the easiest and arguably the best way for readers to indicate that they don't like the direction in which a site like /. is heading. (provided of course the editors ever actually read comments...)

      I got a similar reply as yours to a comment I placed about the 'Bruce Campbell' story.

      Of course I don't have to read that article nor this one. But it seems fair to bitch about it when a place you frequent for a certain type of information seems to take a weird turn and start reporting on stuff that you really don't care about.

      The comment system is specifically designed to moderate comments that aren't appreciated, and the OP got mod'd +5, so obviously (s)he is not the only one feeling that way.

      In other words; I appreciate a lot of stuff that gets posted on /. and I really would like to continue reading it. But without trying to sound too dramatic, between these type of stories, the dupes and the stories that are rediculously biased and/or plain flamebait, I'm starting to wonder what's happening to good ole /.

      I mean, you gotta honestly wonder if Taco (& the others) are really actively working on this site anymore.

    6. Re:news for nerds? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 3, Funny

      *ducks*

      If you RTFA, you'll find ducks are specifically referred to as NOT being relevant. Not even mighty ones.

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    7. Re:news for nerds? by geekboy642 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is a fork bomb, and a fairly nasty one.

      In bash, if you type function() {commands; more commands}, it's defining a that you can later call by typing 'function'.

      So ":() {" defines a function called ':'. The function recurses by calling itself inside the curly brackets '{ :', then for added viciousness calls itself again as a filter '|:'. The whole thing also runs as a background job '&', which means it will keep spawning even faster. '};' ends the function and tells bash to expect another command--the first part only defined the fork bomb, but didn't run it.
      The last character is a call to the ':' function.
      On a modern linux system, this will eat about fourty minutes of hard blocking CPU time, if you simultaneously trigger the fork bomb and set off a command to kill it(ask me how I know this).

      And to prevent fork bombs, see man ulimit.

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    8. Re:news for nerds? by jayloden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While I understand where you are coming from, I think you - and the parent - are missing a key point.

      Natalie Portman starred in the new Star Wars movies and thousands of geeks (including a lot here on /.) have a huge crush on her.

      Bruce Campbell is the star of such geek classics as Evil Dead (Army of Darkness).

      So yes, you're right, Hollywood celebrities are on /. - but they're celebrities that lots of us geeks are familiar with and fans of. I'd argue that it does count as "news for (some) nerds", "stuff that matters (to some)".

  3. Bring it on by ottffssent · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hot grits and all. We can take it. Let's hear from the old-school trolls.

    Come on, now's your chance. It's on-topic, even!

    I want to wake up this morning with 50 hot grits replies to this comment. I know you can do it, guys.

    Bring it on!

  4. Writers of the Matrix? by aussie_a · · Score: 4, Interesting

    written by Andy and Larry Wachowski, creators of The Matrix trilogy

    More like the plagarisers of the matrix.

    I should clarify that. I believe they did write the Matrix 2 and 3. But I believe Sophia Stewart's claim that they stole her idea (especially for the first movie). The second and third movies are so pathetic, that it's obvious to anyone who has seen the movies that they weren't written by the same people.

    1. Re:Writers of the Matrix? by incom · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "The case also targets the producers of the Terminator franchise."

      With the date difference between the matrix and the terminator, I'd say she just wrote a script about governing computer mainframes and machines in the 70's, submitted it to a bunch of people, noticed some story similarities, and obsessively thought they stole her work...lawyers...profit!!!
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    2. Re:Writers of the Matrix? by whatever3003 · · Score: 2, Informative
      There is part of an interview with Sophia Stewart (linked from the wikipedia article) that helps understand the similarities a bit better.

      She sounds a little hysterical in the first two questions, but her illustration of the differences between the movies is quite interesting ... especially that Arnie quote ;)

      I would like to read that book of hers though...

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  5. That was an interview? by noewun · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jeff Gannon asked Scott McClellan more interesting questions.

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  6. Since theres finally a topic on N. Portman... by metricmusic · · Score: 2, Funny

    I might as well ask, what the story behind her and hot Grits?

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    1. Re:Since theres finally a topic on N. Portman... by Recovering+Hater · · Score: 5, Informative

      Because you asked: The "hot grits" and Natalie Portman goes back a little ways on /. It's an old troll and here is a wikipedia link explaining it better than I could. Have fun reading all about weird fetishes. :) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slashdot_trolling_phe nomena#Hot_grits.2FNatalie_Portman

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  7. Down with Grits, up with Matzoh by Nomihn0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please, no more grits. She's a nice, Northeastern, Jewish girl who deserves better. I propose matzoh meal.

    Natalie Portman petrified in hot matzoh meal. . .

    Has a nice ring to it, neh?

  8. Lovely IGN by aaron_ds · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm so happy that the International Grits Network is interviewing its biggest star!

  9. hot grits? by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    soon after i started reading slashdot ages ago, i saw references to portman and hot grits and never got a clue what the heck kind of slashdot cultural reference that was. can someone bother to enlighten me?

    but hey, all I am is a guy who had a guy in his fraternity date some gal named Tisch who was one of portman's (not her real name, though the actual name escapes me) good friends.

  10. In my mind... by DanThe1Man · · Score: 2, Funny

    Portman stared in a lot of porn movies too.

    1. Re:In my mind... by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

      And one of them was "The Mighty Ducks".

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  11. Alan Moore didn't like this movie by Dionysus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Usually, Alan Moore, who wrote the graphic novels, doesn't comment on the quality of the movies that are made based on his stories. This is the first movie he actually slammed, and the reason we won't see any more Hollywood movies based on his stories (nor will he work with DC Comics again)

    source

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    1. Re:Alan Moore didn't like this movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Did you even read the article you linked to? Alan Moore doesn't want to be associated with that movie because they attempted to use his name as a selling point for the movie. He hasn't even seen the movie, let alone have an opinion on it.

      Granted, I haven't got high hopes for V. I don't see a movie about the violent overthrowing of a totalitarian Western government going over too well in this political climate. Might be too close to comfort for some producers.

  12. Bah, quit yer whining! by floydian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While everyone's all "wah, what is slashdot coming to, why do I need to know what some so-called actress says", I'd like to remind you that Ms. Portman has long been a geekboy fantasy, and as such is entitled to a place of honor in good'ole Slashdot.

    Plus, I challenge any red-blooded geek to see the film Garden State and not fall in love with the woman. I mean it; you really should check out that movie, the quirky, original script alone makes it worth it.

  13. NATALIE PORTMAN NAKED AND PETRIFIED by spaceorb · · Score: 4, Funny

    What, no one remembers this line?

  14. Worst Interview Ever by no1here · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a Natalie Portman fan I was extremely disappointed with that interview. It didn't seem like it delved much into the graphic novel, and Natalie wasn't asked any interesting questions. Plus, there was no picture of her on the interview page. That was a major minus.

  15. You guys are behind the times by mtrisk · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's all about Dakota Fanning now.

    Sadly, I think she's the same age Natalie Portman was when she first attracted a following...

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    1. Re:You guys are behind the times by Tilmitt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No they shouldn't. People like you who desend into moral hysteria about peoples thoughts should be shot. There are far more "sick" things than thinking about underage sex, though you seem to think that a thought crime is worse than all these by advocating a penalty that is not applied to even the worse crimes, except in some parts of the USA. Strange the way the "moral" people are far more likely to advocate death.

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  16. I sense a disturbance in the Force... by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...it's as if a million kittens cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

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  17. Re:Natalie Who? by antic · · Score: 3, Insightful


    Have you seen Closer? Not a bad film. Garden State is decent too.

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  18. Re:Hyper-intellectual writing? by 91degrees · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No offense to Portman, but have I been reading wrong graphic novels?

    Dunno. Have you read V for Vendetta? There are a lot of historical and literary references ranging from Homer and Shakespeare to the Rolling Stones. Maybe Hyper-intellectual is a bit of an exaggeration, but they're certainly intellectual.

    Alan Moore is quite clearly trying to turn the comic book into a recognised an artform in its own right.

  19. Obviously... by Junta · · Score: 2, Informative

    She must just be trying get rid of some of that pesky hot grits slashdotters keep pouring down her pants..

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  20. evidence that the same person(s) wrote all three by MegaFur · · Score: 3, Insightful

    (I admit the "evidence" that I present in a moment is rather weak, but then I also think the claims made by this Sophia person are extremely, deeply stupid. IMHO, the idea that she originally created scripts with material used for both the Matrix and Terminator is a typically pathetic urban legend. Just like aligators live in the sewers or that NASA didn't send missions to the moon.)

    Evidence (weakly--really more like hearsay, but at least it's someone I consider reliable): In the first half of this vmyths article, Rob Rosenberger claims to have been asked to serve as technical advisor for the Matrix.

    The studio sent him materials describing the plot of the movie. When he went to the theater and saw the Matrix, it didn't end like he thought it would. Later, after finding out what was in store for Matrix: Reloaded, he realized the reason the first movie hadn't ended like he'd expected was because the studio materials the studio had sent him had been used in the making of all three movies.

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    I really don't think Matrix 2 and 3 are so different from the first one. What makes them seem so different is that the first film had a miraculous revelation--that the world we thought was real isn't. The 1st film spent time exploring this notion and let us in on the whole thing slowly. Unfortunately, once the concept of The Matrix had been established, the not-so-bright Wachowski brothers had no new revelations to top it. This happens frequently. I see many, many, many movies, indeed stories in general, that start out with a lot of promise, but are ultimately not able to follow through when it comes around to the middle and especially the end. This is because it's the mystery that survives, not the explanation. To put that another way: it's much easier to ask a thought provoking and inspiring "what if?" question than it is to come up with an equally profound, deeply meaningful answer. 42.

    After the first movie had been seen, but before the 2nd or 3rd movies came out, people had a lot of time (waaay too much time) to build up naive ideas about what direction the trilogy would eventually take. Fan expectations rose ever higher, and it's no surprise that the eventual conclusion could not live up to those (unrealistic) expectations.

    Please go back and watch The Matrx (#1) again sometime--try to throw away all those ideas about what you thought it was supposed to mean and just watch the thing--I think you'll find it's not quite so brilliant as you may have led yourself to believe.

    (P.S. Hope I didn't flame--if so, I didn't mean to, I'm just opinionated.)
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  21. Stewart's Claims Make Sense by LKM · · Score: 2, Informative
    With the date difference between the matrix and the terminator, I'd say she just wrote a script about governing computer mainframes and machines in the 70's, submitted it to a bunch of people, noticed some story similarities, and obsessively thought they stole her work...lawyers...profit!!!

    It's not quite that simple. If you read about what she's actually claiming, it kind of makes sense. Now please note that I'm not claiming she's right. I don't know if she is. Just that what she's claiming makes sense. So here's the deal:

    Her book, "Third Eye", spans both Terminater and Matrix. It works like this: Terminator is kind of the first part of the book. Machines start to take over. John Connor is born, he's "The One". Matrix is the second part: Machines have taken over, and Connor/Neo destroys the machines. So, according to her, Terminator actually tells the story that happened before Matrix. Terminator tells how the machines took over, the actual war between machines and humans. Matrix tells the second part, how the humans started to fight back and eventually reached an agreement with the machines.

    She isn't claiming that they're stolen from the same plot, but from different parts of the same plot, and it actually fits pretty well.