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Kegbot: The Future of Robotic Drink Service, Now

An anonymous reader writes "Frat houses all over the world could soon be linked up in massive online drinking games, thanks to Kegbot, a standard kegerator that uses an RFID alternative to track how much the drinkers have imbibed and feeds that data over an embedded ethernet into an online database. One of Kegbot's main creators, Mike Wakerly, says the technology can actually promote more responsible drinking because it allows people to be cut off from using the tap after the system detects that they've had more than their alloted fluid ounces." Reader bloglogic points to "more pics and instructions on building your own Kegbot at the Make Magazine web site."

136 comments

  1. And then... by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    the drunk person gives 5$ no a non-drunk person so that they can get them drinks from kegbot. Lather, rinse, repeat.

    Until Kegbot can tell when someone is pulling, that's not going to be a very effective control.

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    1. Re:And then... by brianosaurus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      One better...

      I was at a bar one night. An older couple stumbled in, quite obviously drunk. The man ordered a drink, but bartender refused to serve the woman, as she could barely sit on the barstool. The man takes a sip of his drink, then leans over to give his partner a kiss. But instead of kissing her, he was spitting the drink into her open mouth. I sh*t you not.

      The bartender took the drink, cut them off and called them a cab.

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    2. Re:And then... by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      I think you're putting far too much faith into the system. Two weeks after arrival it becomes a contest to see who can imbibe the MOST in a 24 hour period, with all time high scores.

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    3. Re:And then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Older? How old is that?

      I really would like to party with those guys.

    4. Re:And then... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      der? How old is that?

      27 at least. Maybe even 30. Next thing you know, they're looking for a farmer's market.

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  2. anti-bender? by dopaz · · Score: 5, Funny

    a robot that cuts me off? we have to do everything we can to stop this insidious technology before its too late!

    1. Re:anti-bender? by mog007 · · Score: 1

      This seems to remind me of Artoo in RotJ when he's on Jabba's barge serving drinks.

    2. Re:anti-bender? by THEbwana · · Score: 2, Funny

      jesus! I can see it now:
      kegbot:you have 4 units left
      me:one pls!
      kegbot:my pleasure, one<segfault core dumped>
      kegbot:you have 3 units left
      me:HEY! what about my drink!?
      kegbot:unrecognized command
      kegbot:Welcome! you have 3 units left
      me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
      kegbot:my pleasure, one<segfault core dumped>
      kegbot:you have 3 units left ...
      stuff like that is what nightmares are made of...

    3. Re:anti-bender? by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      We're already two then, it was the first thing I thought of when I saw this story :D

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    4. Re:anti-bender? by simcop2387 · · Score: 1

      Artoo?!?! what the hell kind of nerd are you!?

  3. obligatory by mikeh9741 · · Score: 1, Funny

    I for one welcome our new robotic drink-serving overlords.

    1. Re:obligatory by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      I for one welcome our new robotic drink-serving overlords.

      A word of advice: Never get into a drinking contest with a robot.

  4. zzzGimme yer tag, ahhhhh need another drink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *hic* be a palll won't ya and gimme yr tag so i can get a drink and stuff. *hic*

  5. What kind of "bot" by rob_squared · · Score: 3, Funny
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  6. smash the robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see it now.... little robot pieces everywhere... oh the humanity...

    1. Re:smash the robot by Wilk4 · · Score: 1

      probably with barf all over them as well...

  7. Another approach by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1

    Might be to pour your last allotted beer into/onto the kegbot, thereby disabling him. Or maybe urine.

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    1. Re:Another approach by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      You could still give it to someone else... maybe it should give you the beer with a nipple while holding your dick.... that way you can neither go away nor give it to someone else.
      this conversation just went a whole different direction :P

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  8. Responsible drinking in college? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    My guess is that it'll be like that bar that installed a breathalyzer as a courtesy for its patrons, only to find out they used it to compete in "who's the drunkest?" games.

    1. Re:Responsible drinking in college? by ajax142 · · Score: 1

      Actually most breathalyzers in bars will only tell you your BAC level if it is below the legal limit for this very reason. Some will also tell you when your slightly over, but most just have a "to drunk to drive" light that tell you when your over the limit.

    2. Re:Responsible drinking in college? by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was under the impression that it featured a tower of ratings from 'Stone cold sober' to 'Pissed as a fart' and that when you blew into the mouthpiece, your score bar would rise slowly, accompanied by a slide-whistle sound effect, and upon hitting the top score a bell would ring out and you'd win a prize.

      The irony is, I'm drunk right now.

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  9. what's an ounce of alcohol? by fiddlesticks · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the site - 'drunk: 3.9 ounces'

    Um, is that a small beer? A huge whiskey?

    In Britain we use pints or litres. I've never heard of an ounce of alcohol. Ounces are usually reserved for illegal drugs.

    Can someone help?

    1. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by sfcat · · Score: 2, Informative
      In Britain we use pints or litres. I've never heard of an ounce of alcohol. Ounces are usually reserved for illegal drugs. Can someone help?

      That is a fluid ounce. And i'm guessing that is 3.9 fl oz of pure alcohol. Guess the kegbot is set to lightweight. The Fraterity setting would be alot higher.

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    2. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by mar1no · · Score: 0
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    3. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing you're having us on, unless you mean something different by "pint" than what we know in the U.S. A pint is half a quart, or two cups, or 16 ounces. Do Metric system users call half a litre a "pint" now?

      Over here in the States, we measure our illegal drugs in grams (or, for the major traffickers, kilograms). If you're not making some kind of clever joke, it's a fascinating juxtaposition.

    4. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by Seumas · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Kegbot... and people wonder why nobody respects whether or not you have a fucking degree or are attending college. "Hi, I'm delaying adulthood and responsibility for another four to eight years. Worship me."

    5. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by Mprx · · Score: 1

      Yes, we mean something different by "pint". One UK (Imperial) pint = 1.2 US pints = 0.568l.

    6. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck are you talking about?

    7. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by badfish99 · · Score: 1

      And we snort so much coke that we measure it in ounces.

    8. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by oberondarksoul · · Score: 1

      Also, the Imperial pint is made of 20 Imperial fl. oz.

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    9. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by Potato+Battle+Bot · · Score: 1

      He has a 4 digit uid, you should be more respectful of his awesomeness...

    10. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      Generally cannabis, by far the most common illegal (well, decriminalised, but whatever) drug that normal people come into contact with, is measured in 1/8, 1/4, 1/2 etc. oz. Is that not the way it's done in the US?

    11. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      In Britain we use pints or litres. I've never heard of an ounce of alcohol. Ounces are usually reserved for illegal drugs.

      An ounce is the standard of measure for liquor (ie whiskey, vodka, gin). There are 8 fluid ounces in a cup, two cups to a pint. So 16 fluid ounces will be a pint.

      The standard bar-shot glass will be graduated at 1oz, 1.5oz, and 2oz.

      I realize you have all sorts of yummy beers to tuck into, but ounces is a pretty common fluid measure.

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    12. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by fiddlesticks · · Score: 1

      hey. a sensible response.

      Not having you on, and your answers help

      > A pint is half a quart, or two cups, or 16
      > ounces

      Thanks, that's the bit. It sounds medieval thoug, just like US recipies do. Can one buy a reference 'cup'? What's a quart?

      > Do Metric system users call half a litre a
      > "pint" now?

      Nope. a pint is ~568ml

      > If you're not making some kind of clever joke

      I'm not.

      > it's a fascinating juxtaposition.

      indeed. especially since Britain invented what we call Imperial Measures ( and I think you call 'British Measures')

      we sort-of-switched to Metric (hurrah!) but I still know my height in feet and inches, and solids (flour, etc) in Oz, but liquids in L/cl/ml.

    13. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by I+don't+want+to+spen · · Score: 1

      As a Brit living in Aus it gets worse. In New South Wales you get schooners and middies, in other states you get pots, pints, 12, 16 ounces - I'm sure it goes on. And I'm not going to stop drinking until I work it out - nearly 9 years now and I still ask for a pint when I'm not concentrating!

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    14. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      Damn! In my time we measured beer in pints, not bloody litres! A half-liter isn't enough for me and a liter gets my bladder going!

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    15. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by fiddlesticks · · Score: 1

      >Was that so hard?

      no, but i was interested in how *people* used Oz/Pints etc - and man bc doesn't help with cultural interpretations. Well done, thoigh - you told me about google and the Web.

      Cool, I'll stop using gopher.

    16. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you that just about every pot smoker in the U.S. knows how many grams there are in a quarter ounce. Coke and the Big H are, AFAIK, almost always sold in metric units.

    17. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by fiddlesticks · · Score: 1

      > I realize you have all sorts of yummy beers to tuck into, but ounces is a pretty common fluid measure.

      Not here, chum. Spirits are measured in cl, beer in pints

      Weights and measures
      Rules for pubs, restaurants and cafes

      You must only sell drinks in approved measures. These are:

              * for draught beer, lager and cider, pints, half pints and the rarely used third of a pint
              * for gin, rum, whisky and vodka, multiples of 25ml or 35ml, except when they're served as part of a cocktail
              * glasses of wine in multiples of 125ml or 175ml
              * carafes of wine in multiples of 250ml

    18. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by chucks86 · · Score: 1

      That's 4 digits octal, not decimal.

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    19. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Actually, Imperial measure and British measure are slightly different. I'm not quite sure of the details, as I never use Imperial measure, but I believe that an Imperial gallon is larger than a gallon (5 quarts? 4 quarts and a pint?) and an imperial tonne is larger than a ton (again, I'm not sure of the difference, but a ton is 2000 pounds).

      I've only encountered those units in reference books, but I presume that they were the units common in Britain until it went metric.

      For most common units, however, the imperial measure and the common measure (oz., rods, miles, etc.) were the same. I've also never encountered pecks or bushels outside of math class, but I presume that they are still used somewhere. I just don't buy large quantities of unprocessed produce. And I don't plow, so that puts the paid to furlongs.

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    20. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the US Cannabis is measured in years. :~(

    21. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by JonXP · · Score: 1

      That's funny, I always hear drugs measured in grams.

      I guess the underground likes to use the non-standard measurments for the area. Perhaps in a ploy so people don't know hwo much they're getting?

    22. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by Aldric · · Score: 1

      Don't be ridiculous, it's 99.9% certain that you won't amount to anything in life without a degree.

    23. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by fiddlesticks · · Score: 1

      > A half-liter isn't enough for me and a liter gets > my bladder going!

      buy cheaper beer and throw .25l down the drain.

    24. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by rich_r · · Score: 1

      Or recognise a quote from 1984...

    25. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by VoidWraith · · Score: 1

      I think some of your confusion may lie in that Ounces can both describe a volume and a weight. Some people have been careless in specifying whether they meant a Fluid Ounce or just a plain Ounce. Ounce is the measure of weight, Fluid Ounce is volume. 16 Fl. Oz. is 473 mL. 16 Oz. is a pound (lb) which you could convert to kilos at your leisure.

    26. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope, we use an even stranger way to measure:

      nickle, dime, quarter

      Don't ask me, I don't understand it, it just gets me high.

    27. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by MrFlannel · · Score: 1

      pints are related to the oz.
      An oz is 1/16 of a pint.
      However, the total weight of your drink is not important, you can take one oz of alcohol and dillute it with a pint of whatever else (something non alcoholic) and I would imagine as far as kegbot was concerned, it would only be one oz.

      Beer/etc/etc is not 100% alchohol, so thats why it limits you to only a couple of oz's of the stuff that 'matters' as far as being tipsy is concerned.

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    28. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by Biomechanical · · Score: 1

      Yep, I just double-checked this on Google calculator because the numbers didn't look right to me. Here in Australia a pint is 570mL, in your choice of that barrel-shaped dimple glass or the taller, smooth glass with the slight width increase near the top.

      According to Google,

      570 millilitres = 20.0611872 Imperial fluid ounces, and 570 millilitres = 19.2739929 US fluid ounces.

      I generally like to have four pints of XXXX Bitter of an evening at the pub, unless I don't have anything to do later in which case I may have six or seven.

      Does the Kegbot account for if you've had a meal when checking your fluid intake level? I can typically have eight or nine pints after a big meal.

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    29. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As you up the amount, ounces begin being used.


      1g, 2g, an eighth of an ounce(3.5g), quarter, half, etc. Then pounds and kilograms eventually come into play.


      Time to study up on drug math.

    30. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      Actually, the UK pint is 20 fluid ounces, not 16.

    31. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by fiddlesticks · · Score: 1

      or quote it properly and spell litre correctly

      "A 'alf litre ain't enough. It don't satisfy. And a 'ole litre's too much. It starts my bladder running. Let alone the price."

      but yeah, funny.

    32. Re:what's an ounce of alcohol? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can help: www.google.com

  10. oh no! by isbhod · · Score: 5, Funny

    because it allows people to be cut off from using the tap

    This is an Evil machine that needs to be killed and never spoken of again.

  11. Oh good! by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Some more dead kids coming up soon!

    Just what we need. The promotion of an activity that is harmful and destructive.
    How many will die from alcohol poisoning now?
    How many will get killed in car wrecks?
    How many will kill others in car wrecks?

    The lucky ones will get arrested and MAY stop in time.

    What ever happened to going to school to LEARN??

    My son chose to go to a religious college because of the reputation of the local community college had from drunkeness and just turning out ignorant idiots.

    There should be a nationwide ban of alcohol on college campuses, public and private.

    F*cking idiots......

    1. Re:Oh good! by SamMichaels · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, isn't this beneficial? It monitors who you are, how much you've drank, supports optional PIN numbers to make sure someone doesn't swipe your access key (if you're too drunk to get the PIN right then you don't get anymore), and it won't dispense beer without a valid key.

      IMHO it promotes safe (and ultimately geeky) drinking.

    2. Re:Oh good! by TheGavster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because a community college is a great poster child for free-thinking institutes of higher education ...

      I find your belief that everyone who drinks a) drinks toxic amounts and b) immediately hops in the car if the alcohol didn't kill them somewhat bizarre. If you're drinking in a social environment, there's probably a system in place to keep the drunks away from the wheel, and to do something about the guy who's been unconcious on the floor of the bathroom for the past hour. If you're at a party smart enough to have a network-enabled keg, they're probably smart enough to take measures to minimize casualties.

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    3. Re:Oh good! by LowbrowDeluxe · · Score: 1

      "nationwide ban of"
      Words that are almost always an entirely bad idea. Especially when such idiocy includes "public and private".

      I mean, really. What about bartender college? When will the insanity end?!!?!?one!?!11!?

      And all those poor deprived freshmen! What about the children! Wont somebody please think of the children!

      Back to my original statement, people proposing nation-wide morality bans should be banned from all public and private institutions of conversation.

    4. Re:Oh good! by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 0, Troll

      IMHO it promotes safe (and ultimately geeky) drinking.

      Do you honestly think that kids are going to "drink responsibly? Do you think they will really stick with this thing?

      A very small few, a very tiny minority MAY go with this program but I assure you the vast majority will not.

      The promotion of alcohol use to anyone, in any amount is wrong. Especially promoting it among young people.
      Young people for the greatest part, with few exceptions, behave very irresponsibly.
      I am appalled by the alcohol commercials on TV, "Spike" (I watch 007 movies on there from time to time) is one channel I can say for certain is a big offender. I dare not tune into one of the "music" channels, such as MTV or the likes, I won't tolerate those festering sewers on my TV but I would lay money on it that they promote alcohol on there like there is no tomorrow.

      Alcohol is almost always over indulged in and almost always abused. It is an extremely rare case where someone might indulge in a drink now and then without getting wasted. You have some people that might have a glass of wine with dinner, that's fine.
      But the beer drinkers that pour it down their necks until the keg runs dry, that's stupid.
      I've been around it. I've seen what it does to people.
      There is nothing more despicable than a drunk person.
      Drunks are idiots.
      I'm not trolling, I'm telling the F-N truth and if you take offense to it you probably have an alcohol problem and should seek help.

    5. Re:Oh good! by technos · · Score: 1

      A real geek would have his tools out and have the fucker disabled when it cut him off, six beers or no six beers.

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    6. Re:Oh good! by HiThere · · Score: 1

      You, sir, have an alcohol problem. You may never have had a drink, but you still have an alcohol problem.

      Either that, or something else more serious. Perhaps you should consult with a good psychologist or social worker, and unburden your worries to them. They might be able to help you.

      Being a tea-totaler does not require the extreme level of fear that you seem to be experiencing. There is no requirement that you drink, so you need not be worried. I am not an appropriate person to consel you, but I'm sure that a good psychologist or social worker could help you. (I'd recommend a clergy-man also, but so many of them seem to suffer from problems analogous to yours that it would require careful selection. And not knowing either your location or your denomination I couldn't possibly make a decent reccomendation.)

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  12. Is this really good marketing? by unassimilatible · · Score: 1
    says the technology can actually promote more responsible drinking because it allows people to be cut off from using the tap after the system detects that they've had more than their alloted fluid ounces.

    Oh yeah, there's a big selling point for frats. Those things will be flyin' off the shelves.

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  13. What??? by LS · · Score: 1

    it allows people to be cut off from using the tap after the system detects that they've had more than their alloted fluid ounces.

    Let me know where this robot is NOT in use, so I can avoid it. I don't need party hosts purposely implementing 1984-ish automated law enforcement in their own homes, let alone the government, thank you.

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  14. Brilliant idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a very clever plan to make hackers the most popular guys at the party.

    1. Re:Brilliant idea! by AutopsyReport · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the FemaleEncounterBot will remain locked at 0 through each party :)

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    2. Re:Brilliant idea! by mnemonic_ · · Score: 1

      Evidently you've never been to a college party...

  15. Here's Mud in Yer Eye by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let's see, a robot that replaces your own sense of when you've had enough, somehow promotes "responsibility"? Not even the bartender is "responsible" in that cutoff scenario - it's the programmer, if anyone. That kind of "responsibility" is known as a "crutch". An early form of cybernetics that helps people unable to function on their own to make it through a task anyway. But crutches don't do anything for one's conscience, self control, or "responsibility".

    Of course, this device might make it easier to cut off drunks. Or it might just make it easier for a confederate to get a drink for a drunk, without a canny human bartender to detect the ruse. The missing human bartender also won't be able to detect that a problem drinker is becoming a problem, before they reach their biological limit, because they're already pretty drunk, they're angry, or just an asshole.

    This device makes it easier for a lone person to get drunk. Let's celebrate that convenience, rather than spout nonsense about "responsibility", or some other ridiculous moralizing.

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    1. Re:Here's Mud in Yer Eye by Nilcen · · Score: 1

      Yes, I think you're right about using it as a sort of external consience, it would be abused, and eventually someone would push the blame for a drunk driving accident onto it.

      But when I read the article blurb I thought to myself why not use this device, or one similar to it, for rationing water, or grain in countries that need it, or disaster areas? It would remove the people from rationing it, taking them away from understandable anger and violence on the part of the people only getting a small daily allotment of food and/or water.

      That's just my two cents.

  16. My friend made one by The-Perl-CD-Bookshel · · Score: 1

    My friend made one out of a trash can that he named Sir Beers Alot

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  17. Coral link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
  18. "massive online drinking games" by ecko3437 · · Score: 0

    BeerBox Live

    it's good to drink together.

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  19. One more feature... by Y-Crate · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They need to add WiFi to it, set to trigger 5 pounds of plastic explosives under the driver's seat of any fratboy that gets behind the wheel after playing.

    I'm getting really fucking tired of the de-facto acceptance of drunk driving in some circles.

    1. Re:One more feature... by danimal67 · · Score: 1

      Can I assume you never, ever, ever, talk on a cell phone while driving? If so, would you care to explain to me the difference between your behavior and theirs?

    2. Re:One more feature... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drunkedness actually impairs driving, while responsible use of celluar phones can be perfectly safe.

    3. Re:One more feature... by EiZei · · Score: 1

      Uhh.. are those things supposed to have even remotely the same effect?

    4. Re:One more feature... by Y-Crate · · Score: 1

      Actually, I do ignore my cell while driving, as using it has been proven to be as great an impediment as drinking.

      My ex-wife was crushed under a tractor trailer truck that flew out of parking lot without looking to see if the road was clear, and I was struck by a hit and run driver. So I kinda take these things seriously.

    5. Re:One more feature... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Several studies have indicated that cell-phone use, even hands-free cell-phone use, impares driving more than drinking or using pot. (The reports I saw didn't say how much drinking, or how much pot use. I presume that at some point they overlap.)

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    6. Re:One more feature... by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      Other studies have shown that moderate amounts of pot actually makes drivers slightly safer because they become more cautious and focused on the road and other cars. (i.e. freaking paranoid)

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    7. Re:One more feature... by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      5 lbs is a bit much if you're just wanting to get rid of the car

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    8. Re:One more feature... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      de facto
      de jure

      learn 'em, live 'em, love 'em

    9. Re:One more feature... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And if such a device were in force 30 years ago, we might not be a war now.

      Obviously such a machine is exactly what is needed for people with medical problems involving drug abuse. The machine can tame them, or insure that the problem is no longer an issue. All before they endanger the world by making silly decisions.

    10. Re:One more feature... by markass530 · · Score: 1

      I agree, although there needs to be different levels of drunk driving. I receieved a DUI The next day, at 10 am with a BAC of .092. Now if fucking MADD hadn't coerced the goverment into lowering it from .1 to .08 I would have been golden. Instead, there I was at 11am getting booked for a DUI based on the alchohol I drank the night before. (I stopped drinking at 2). When I pointed out that there should be different levels of DUI's (more legal recourse if your BAC is say .25 as opposed to .1) to the cop he said (I shit you not) "no, it's not like there is different levels of murder, murder is murder." So I suppose 1st & 2nd degree (as well as manslaughter) wasn't covered in his criminal justice program. Asshole.

    11. Re:One more feature... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, if you got caught with a .092, you're the asshole. you drove drunk.

      also, the cop is right - 1st degree murder and 2nd degree murder are different CRIMES. drunk driving is a crime.

      asshole.

  20. all over world? by Keruo · · Score: 1

    > Frat houses all over the world

    Could someone tell me where outside USA (and Canada?) there are frat houses?

    We have something similar here in Finland, but most of them are hosted inside school properity, not really houses, and officially it's not permitted to serve alcohol there. Atleast in keg-amounts.

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    1. Re:all over world? by badfish99 · · Score: 1
      You should have come to England. When I was at college, my university had an exemption from the licensing laws, and the college bars could serve alcohol whenever they liked.

      Sadly, I hear that the exemption has been removed by recent legal reforms.

    2. Re:all over world? by rich_r · · Score: 1

      You're dating yourself there! The exemption you speak of was not an exemption, per se, but the use of a 'hotel' licence, and would only have applied to campus type bars.
      Many unions voluntarily went to 'full-on', or at least private member licenses in order to apply for their PEL's. (Public Entertainment Licence) to allow the provision of 'singing and dancing', ancilliary to the consumption of alcohol.
      Of course, come november, it's all change again...

  21. Not only idiot proof.... by Statecraftsman · · Score: 1

    They have to make it drunk idiot proof!

    That is, easy enough to use so people won't just sneak in their own booze but durable enough to withstand being tossed in the pool, vomited on, and kicked though not necessarily in that order.

    One upside...it's the perfect platform for stress testing your new public interface.

  22. Remember you control the bot by talipdx · · Score: 1

    So you set if and when it cuts anyone off..... great fun... "What account suspended?" "Yeah maybe it wasnt a good idea to bang stiflers mom" Also you could keep track of those that have chipped in on the party and those who have not. "Ass Gas or Grass no one rides for free" See I could see some fun with this damn thing, you could keep local stats at parties, LANs, or whatever your twisted little geek heart can imagine. (No it wont get you laid, unless women have suddenly become attracted to beer swilling, chest thumping frat types....... dammit >)

  23. Already Invented by oostevo · · Score: 3, Informative
    Some enterprising students at my college have already created such a device (albeit not as robust or elegant).

    It's called the BarMonkey (http://www3.hmc.edu/~bgreer/barmonkey/)

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  24. company tagline? by M.Salivar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    bringing the hacksaw back to hacking

  25. Other usage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, despite the cut off point, this would also keep only paying party members drinking the beer. If you don't contribute, you don't drink.

  26. This really sucks by Idimmu+Xul · · Score: 1

    I'll damn well drink until the establishment closes or until I run out of money and friends I can borrow from. And no stinking robot will tell me other wise!

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  27. zigactly! by samjam · · Score: 1

    Responsible drinking my eye!

    How can making the decision FOR the drinker promote responsibility? It abdicates all pretence of responsibility and delegates it to the machine.

    While we are at it, why don't we put flouride in the water to save kids learning how to clean their own teeth and look after their own body.
    [Oh, wait, I forgot they do that in some parts of the world]

    er...

    While we are at it why don't we just put condom machines in schools and call it "responsible sex" to save kids from having to learn the social, emotional and biological consequences of their actions, or even waiting until they understand the consequences.
    [Oh, wait, I forgot they do that already in some parts of the world]

    er...

    While we are at it why don't we just put real low speed limits over all the roads to make them "safe" and so drivers aren't troubled with the responsibility of adjusting to road conditions.
    [Oh wait, I forgot they do that already in some parts of the world]

    I know, why don't we just plug babies into a virtual social system that can live their life for them to save them making any mistakes, and if they do slip through the cracks, we can numb their brains to hide the truth from them.
    [Silly me, I forgot cable TV and narcotics form the social structure already in some parts of the world]

    Seriously, when did you last get to make a decision that mattered?

    And I'm not talking about deciding whether or not your ready meal had the right amount of fat or sodium in it, I mean when was someone else glad that you were alive, glad that you were there?

    Reclaim your community (neighbours as friends) and dump the "network" and regain responsible and satisfied living.

    or... you can just do what your TV tells you and receive the satisfaction it programmes you to receive.

    [If you know what I'm talking about then I'm not talking to you, I'm just annoyed about folk who know and do what "the box" tells them to]

    Sam

  28. Stupid idea. by TheCamper · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Kegbot has two uses:

    1) To enforce responsible drinking.

    2) To enable long distance drinking games.

    It will fail for both uses. One, I live in a dorm where people buy booze for other people all the time, and I assume most dorms are like that as well. These are underage people taking the risk of using a fake ID to buy booze for other underage people. If they are willing to take that risk, and go through that effort, then why wouldn't someone who hasn't used up his beer quota just get a drink for someone else from the Kegbot!?

    Two, Kegbot is useless as an instrument for long distance drinking games, as there is no way to verify the alcohol content in Kegbot. Who is to say the other team doesn't fill theirs with a beverage of lower alcohol content, or, if the stakes are high, water? And anyway, is this a videoconference device as well, or does each team tap out in more code that they have completed their round?

    Kegbot is a really cool implementation of some interesting technology, and anyone would be proud to have on in his frat house, but seriously, this invention isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

    1. Re:Stupid idea. by ravenwing_np · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I've been out of college for too long, but the idea of a "high stakes long distance drinking game" just seems silly. What is at stake other then liver damage?

    2. Re:Stupid idea. by TheCamper · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I've been out of college for too long, but the idea of a "high stakes long distance drinking game" just seems silly. What is at stake other then liver damage?

      No clue. I don't drink. :)

  29. My "alloted [sic]" amount? by squarooticus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My "allotted" amount is exactly as much as I choose to buy. "Responsibility" implies that I have the right to determine exactly how much I can drink and when in order to be sober when I'm ready to drive home.

    Does anyone here honestly think nanny = "responsibility"? Yikes. I'd like to keep my liberty, thank you.

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    1. Re:My "alloted [sic]" amount? by flamingdog · · Score: 1

      Does anyone here honestly think nanny = "responsibility"?

      In this special case, yes, I think it does.
      I'm an alcoholic. I'm currently trying to cut back my drinking. I'm not trying to stop completely. I'd like to go to a party and still have a few beers. I know beforehand that I only want to have a few beers. However, after I've had those few beers, THE ALCOHOL KICKS IN AND I START MAKING PROGRESSIVELY MORE RETARDED DECISIONS, MOST OF WHICH ARE TO DRINK MORE. Alcohol obviously affects your judgement. If I set out for a night saying to myself "I know I only want to drink 5 beers tonight instead of 12." After 1 beer, I can still say to myself "Alright, I can have 4 more beers." but by the time I've gotten to 4 I'm already thinking "Hey, why not a few more?" and then I wake up handcuffed to a toilet and wearing a wedding dress.

      So a self-imposed restriction while in the proper state of mind as to restricting what you know will be next to impossible to control when you're inevitably out of the proper state of mind later is, in my opinion, still an expression of self-control. Think of it as giving your keys to your friends so you have to walk home. You know you'd NEVER drive drunk, but who knows what you'll do after you've drank the better part of a gallon of corn whiskey.

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    2. Re:My "alloted [sic]" amount? by dagnylives · · Score: 1

      It doesn't seem that responsibility is a very prized personality trait in America anymore. Add it up: racial profiling, banning gay marriage, the Patriot Act, anti-abortion campaigns... it's a national trend toward depriving us of liberty. In a strange, conspiracy-theorist sort of way, Kegbot fits right into this repressive lineup.

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  30. I've seen this a long time ago by XNormal · · Score: 1
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  31. Responsibility? by Rew190 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    technology can actually promote more responsible drinking because it allows people to be cut off from using the tap

    It's both humorous and sad how the word "responsibility" has been used lately.

    This does not promote responsibility.

  32. Further Proof by gooman · · Score: 2, Funny

    RFID (or RFID alternative) is BAD. Talk about evil abuses of technology.
    Using it to take away my privacy is one thing, but use it to take away my beer?
    Now you've gone too far!
    And they say we're paranoid...

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  33. Yeah right. by Stumbles · · Score: 1

    Just another stupid idea that thinks using technology can somehow make a person more responsible. What an asinine concept. What they really mean is, we want to use this technology to control you.

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  34. Bender: "Oh wait. You're a robot!" by GungaDan · · Score: 1

    Kegbot: "Don't stop." ;-)

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  35. fraternities... by Edzor · · Score: 1

    what is with the US and university fraternities? never heard of them anywhere else in the world. it all sounds a bit weird and unbritish to me.

    1. Re:fraternities... by rsynnott · · Score: 1

      I think they're a US-only phenominon. Like cheer-leaders, I thought they were partly or wholly mythical until a few years ago. I'm still not completely convinced... (Cheer-leaders, in particular, seem positively surreal)

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    2. Re:fraternities... by simishag · · Score: 1

      I used to be a frat boy (Tau Epsilon Phi) so I speak from experience. The "Greek System" was initially formed at most schools as a brotherhood organization, comparable (I guess) to the Freemasons or Shriners. In the modern era at US colleges, fraternities seem to exist mainly for the purpose of enabling underage drinking. Europeans are apparently amazed by the whole thing, but they forget that the drinking age is 21 in most of the US, and that is pretty well enforced in most places. I went to Europe when I was 17 and had no problem buying beer. Japan has beer vending machines on the streets. In America, it is not always trivial to buy alcohol if you're not of legal age (yes, you can get a fake ID, but that's not really "trivial"). For many college students, the easiest way to get a beer on Friday night is to hit up a frat party. Naturally, it's a good place to meet college girls as well...

  36. Futurama Reference by Dolphinzilla · · Score: 1

    bite my frosty cold metal ass :-)

  37. Obligatory ROBOBEER by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    reposted

    Robot...beer....robot....beer....robot....beer.

    *thinking*

    Hmm, how about we combine the two. How about..."ROBOBEER". Ya, I can see the future now. Just attach some walking legs to each can of beer. Then, sell a master ROBOBEER remote control for mucho grande!

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  38. RFID alternative by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 1


    The "RFID alternative" omits RF, it requires the device to be physically touched to the receiver. How the article's author would consider this an alternative to RFID is beyond me, as the device would be unsuitable for 99% of the situations where RFID can be used.

  39. runs drinking contests by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
    Let's see, a robot that replaces your own sense of when you've had enough, somehow promotes "responsibility"?

    Not only that, it runs a contest complete with photo galleries for which "team" or individuals are drunkest.

    Combine this "contest" with its arbitrary estimate of blood alcohol level, abritrary estimate of "what's too much", no ID checking...I think we've got a great liability lawsuit in the making when someone this thing "serves" gets drunk and ends up walking off a rooftop or going for a drive and killing someone.

  40. Does it run Linux? by Radio+Shack+Robot · · Score: 1

    The answer of course is Yes. That's the only reason it's on Slashdot. If I made a Linux-based Kevorkian machine, it would get on Slashdot.

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    1. Re:Does it run Linux? by nosaj72 · · Score: 1

      I guess a windows based Kevorkian machine would suffer from the Blue Screen of No Death.

  41. Fraternities+Kegs=Sanctions by TheStonepedo · · Score: 1

    Many schools have "no kegs on campus" policies to reduce the severity of binging. I don't see how regulating the flow of beer from kegs will have any effect at fraternities. Bottle-bot would be a bit too expensive to implement.

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  42. Instructions? by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

    All i saw were pictures of "Hey looks here's the stuff we used"

    That's not really instructions on how to build one.

    It's like shoving a completely dismantled BMW to a novice mechanic with a picture of a complete car and a person driving the car and say "here you go"

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  43. Hahahahaha by elliam · · Score: 0

    Yes, suddenly as soon as you buy one of these things you have your life programmed out for you and you join the line of unthinking slaves that powers the Machine.

    Or wait. Maybe, just maybe, it's a weird little invention that people can choose or not choose to use. I'm pretty sure the early models won't come with an alcohol vortex that annihilates all other spirits within a stumbling radius of it (grab a beer from the fridge if you want to keep going).

    I'm pretty sure your liberty is safe from this little machine.

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  44. What the USA needs... by FFFish · · Score: 1

    ...is to make alcohol illegal and pot legal. You don't get this kind of idiocy with pot: it's impossible to overtoke, everyone gets mellow instead of looking for a fight, and most stoners can't be arsed to drive if there's any sort of edible left in the house.

    Whole nation would be safer if it were stoned instead of drunk.

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  45. College drinking games. by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    Frat houses all over the world could soon be linked up in massive online drinking games...

    This may look like a stupid observation, but aren't the majority of Frat boy in college, the therefore under twenty-one and not legally able to drink?

    I mean, I know it may be common knowledge that people involved in Fraterities like to drink, and do so quite a bit, but any company/individual setting up activities that involve drinking at residences were the majority of occupants are underage seems to be asking for trouble either from "promoting underage drinking" to "wrongful death from alcohol poisoning".

  46. Women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the factors in determining how much alcohol is too much is body weight. Have fun asking all the girls at the party how much they weigh.

  47. coverage is a little off by Amgine007 · · Score: 1

    Let's celebrate that convenience, rather than spout nonsense about "responsibility", or some other ridiculous moralizing.

    (Disclaimer: I am the author of the kegbot.)

    The comment I made about 'promoting responsible drinking' was extremely tongue-in-cheek. kegbot is not intended to cure social ills or save the planet. It's just a fun hobby project. No delusions of grandeur here.

    mike

    1. Re:coverage is a little off by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I'll drink to that ;).

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  48. It's not a freaking robot!!! by booradley_1977 · · Score: 1

    Why is everything these days considered a robot? A remote control car is not a robot. A kegerator, not matter how many RFIDs and ethernet cards you slap on it is not a robot.

  49. Control by XL70E3 · · Score: 1

    It is another form of control. This seems to be burdgeoning all over the world as we go, and i don't think freedom is about that at all. of course, it is subject to debate far beyond my reach, but, i would feel ashamed coming up with an idea like that, not proud. more repression is not going to help, my opinion.

  50. responsible drinking? by stateofmind · · Score: 1

    The poster must of never drank at a frat party, bar, etc. If a person wants to get drunk, they are going to get drunk.

    No respectful frat is going to have this, fun and responsibility do not go together.

    If a party did have one of these, and the machine started cutting people off, it would be trashed in no time.

  51. stupid use of technology by Alcoholist · · Score: 1

    This is one of the more stupid things I've seen.

    Not only is it easy to fool, it's a sure-fire way to ensure that nobody comes to your frat party.

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  52. Or how 'bout a bud-light bot? by imuffin · · Score: 1
  53. Not quite right (from author) by Amgine007 · · Score: 1

    The Kegbot has two uses:
    1) To enforce responsible drinking.
    2) To enable long distance drinking games.


    No. You're forgiven for being wrong due to the misleading snippet.

    My motivation and 'uses' for kegbot are:
      - Track how much people drink (for fun, curiosity)
      - Track amount left in keg (how many ounces were taken?)

    Drinking responsibly has always been left to the user. In two years since kegbot's inception, none of my friends who've come over for a drink from the kegbot have had a problem with overdoing it. It's possible that the presence of per-drinker stats might influence a need to compete and drink more, but I haven't had the problem.

    (In any case, I'm not convinced drinking games and challenges commonplace in homes and bars are much different. I, however, have an audit.)

    I'm not sure who the submitter is, but the voice isn't mine; we think the kegbot is a fun project, but we are _not_ bent on taking over fraternies or changing the world's drinking habits.

    There's a zillion and one things you can do with data from a network-enabled keg; in my imagination, connecting kegbots is one interesting possibility; using the drink data for diet/safety reasons is another - but neither are a focus of the project.

    (finally, we're not fraternity members :)

    mike

    1. Re:Not quite right (from author) by thomashp · · Score: 1

      This has been around for quite a while: http://kegerator.net/

    2. Re:Not quite right (from author) by Amgine007 · · Score: 1

      Kegbot appears to use an inline meter, where kegerator.net uses the honor system.

    3. Re:Not quite right (from author) by Amgine007 · · Score: 1

      (Oops, clicked submit too soon. That should read: )

      Kegbot uses an inline meter, where kegerator.net appears to use the honor system. but they certainly are the trailblazers in this area (and are definitely owning us in raw volume).

      cheers..

  54. crud by TheHonestTruth · · Score: 2, Insightful
    So 27 to "maybe even 30" is older now?? F me. I thought I'd have to hit up into the 40's to be called "older." Thanks. Since I'm 29, now I feel old... well "older."

    -truth

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  55. mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thank you, gavster. someone gets it.

  56. iButtons by 4Lancer.net · · Score: 1

    Here's a better use for them - work. We use iButtons at work for the timeclock, to log on and off the computers/registers, and access manager-only capabilities (refunds and such). All conveniently hanging on my keychain.

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  57. The Original Kegbot by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    If you'd like to read about the original Kegbot, find a copy of Bodyguard and 4 Other Short SF Novels from Galaxy ed. Horace L. Gold (Doubleday, 1960, hc) and read the story "How-2" by Clifford D. Simak nv Galaxy Nov '54.

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  58. Depends on the drug... by Otto · · Score: 1

    That's funny, I always hear drugs measured in grams.

    Harder drugs like cocaine and such, yes, you'll measure by the gram.

    Pot is usually measured by the ounce. A "quarter bag" is usually a quarter ounce (although some people translate that as "$25 worth", but that's more rare.. Dime bags, however, are always $10 worth, sort of thing).

    Although back when I smoked the stuff, many, many moons ago, my usual measurement was "pounds". :)

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