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World of Warcraft Card Game Coming Soon

Klytus writes "GamingReport.com reports that Upper Deck is working with Blizzard Entertainment to release a Collectible Card Game of everyone's favorite MMORPG, World of Warcraft. From the sound of it the cards may also have an impact on your online gameplay as well."

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  1. alright by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally! A reason to beat up the geeky kid next door and take his stuff (in real life).

    1. Re:alright by Cerdic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Finally! A reason to beat up the geeky kid next door and take his stuff (in real life).

      Since when do we need a reason to beat up the geeky kid next door?

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    2. Re:alright by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
      Finally! A reason to beat up the geeky kid next door and take his stuff (in real life).

      Which is probably what the geeky kid next door to you is thinking at this moment.

      I don't honestly know whether to laugh or cry at the vision of two geeks attempting to figure out how to throw a punch or swing a piece of sports equipment (cricket bat, baseball bat, hockey stick, lacrosse stick, etc.) at each other all the while berating each other "all your base are belong to us!", "y3r m0th3r i5 pwn3d!", etc. over cards.

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    3. Re:alright by zippthorne · · Score: 5, Funny

      You are the geeky kid next door.

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    4. Re:alright by Meagermanx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Alright, alright, I'll give you my stuff! Just don't hit me!

    5. Re:alright by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can't tell me you never made swords out of PVC piping, pipe insulation and duct tape. I ended up breaking a friends nose that way...

      Turned out to be a pretty good physics lesson. Padding doesn't do much when the thing is 10 feet long and weighs 20 lbs.

  2. Gimmicky product by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 5, Funny

    2BBB, Enchantment Tap : Produce one 0/1 Gimmick token with ability "This creature cannot attack or block" and "Cannot be the target of spells or abilities". This creature dies after 3 turns and wasting a sizeable portion of the parent card's revenue in lost production, distribution andadvertising

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  3. BlizzCon by Unsus · · Score: 2, Informative

    They just announced that they will release card to people who attend their Blizzard Convention (http://www.blizzcon.com/swag.shtml). Not sure if they attend to sell them as well, or only give them out at special events.

    1. Re:BlizzCon by PhilippeT · · Score: 5, Informative
      At least try to read...

      Another souvenir item you'll find in your special BlizzCon goody bag is a full deck of BlizzCon playing cards, encased in a uniquely decorated box and decked out with Blizzard artwork from the Warcraft, Diablo, and StarCraft series.


      That means regular cards... you know so you can play solitaire while waiting for a 40 man raid to organize it self. Or like myself while you keep conjuring water and watching everyone else kill stuff during the raid.
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  4. Cards for Cash by Frastolator · · Score: 4, Funny

    Look out eBay!

  5. Lag? by n00dles · · Score: 4, Funny

    To replicate the online experience, do they include a syringe of codeine with each pack?

  6. "May have an impact on the online game as well" by Musteval · · Score: 5, Funny

    Night Elf: *walking along* Orc: I WILL SELL YOU CARDS Tauren: 700 GOLD UBERBOSS CARD Human: CHEAP CARDS CHEAP CARDS Another Orc: COME TO MY SHOP WWW.EB4Y.COM COME NOW Night Elf: *takes out sword* Disclaimer: I do not actually play WoW.

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    1. Re:"May have an impact on the online game as well" by BaudKarma · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sounds like you don't need to. You've got the in-game experience pretty well nailed.

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  7. Great news! by wfberg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great news! This mean my co-workers can now chat about WoW incessantly during work AND play a version of Wow during lunch break, so they won't run out of things to say to each other in the afternoon! They'll never have to leave their fantasy world at all!

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  8. Not unexpected by Psionicist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not surprised. There already exist a Warcraft pen and paper RPG based on the d20 system, so a card game is the next logical step. The paper RPG is actually very good though, so I wouldn't shout "sold out" just yet. I don't like the sound of the game affecting your play ingame though...

    1. Re:Not unexpected by fireduck · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not only is there already an RPG version of Warcraft, but there are 2 boardgames: A warcraft game based on warcraft 3 which has been out for around a year now, and an upcoming world of warcraft game board game, which is still in development, but looks absolutely insane.

  9. busted! by sewagemaster · · Score: 2, Funny
    just make sure you don't get busted by your mom!
    Brion is in trouble.
    Brion was in WoW till 2am.
    Brion's mom plays WoW.
    Brion's mom Grounded Brion.
    Haha Brion

    or wear this t-shirt while playing
    1. Re:busted! by IsoRashi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here is where that comes from... 5th post down.

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  10. Addiction? by newandyh-r · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In other words they are try to combine two of the most effective ways of extracting money from punters (CCGs and on-line games)

    1. Re:Addiction? by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 2, Funny

      At some point they'll stop the subterfuge and just advertise special abilities, bonuses and in-game items if you send the company cash directly, instead of making people buy a bunch of playing cards to get them.

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  11. One With Everything by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My favorite MMORPG, a LARP, has had a card game for many years. Hail Eris!

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  12. A Flaw In The Business Model? by msisden · · Score: 3, Funny

    Doesn't this assume that players can drag themselves away from the computer to play the CCG in the first place?

  13. You are too far away by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 5, Funny

    The CCG will need to implement some important WoW features to be successful. These include:

    Evade - Players will be able to hold a handmade sign over their head with the text "Evade" if another player plays a hardhitting card.

    Laggy spell failure - If Player A hits Player B with a freeze spell, player B must run up and down the room, ultimately stopping directly in front of Player A, rendering the spell's affects worthless.

    Facing the wrong way - If Player A is directly facing Player B while throwing down a card, Player A's spells will fail and Player B will get free hits while holding up a sign that says, "You are not facing your enemy."

    Lag - When Player A puts down his card, he must stop in midair. During this, Player B may repeatedly hit Player A for 10 seconds.

  14. The First Months of the WoW TCG by vjmurphy · · Score: 4, Funny
    • When you go to the store to buy the cards, you have to wait in a queue.
    • Sometimes, while waiting in the line, a guy from the store comes out and tells you the card game is down and you'll have to go home and come back in an hour. By "hour" they mean "day."
    • Playing the actual card game is great, once you buy the cards, but the cards burst into flames randomly.
    • You can play all the game strategies in about two months. Then you just throw the cards at your friends while they throw theirs at you.
    • Penny Arcade declares it the best card game ever.
    • A month later, Penny Arcade strips the game of the "best card game ever" title, citing the problems with queuing for buying cards and the aformentioned cards bursting into flames.
    • Penny Arcade and PvP Online form a card game rivalry, meeting each other in cities across the nation and throwing cards at each other.
    • Every time you play, some jerk starts yelling "Hey, anyone want to play with me?"
    • Cries of "Nerf the Card Draw Phase" become common.
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  15. More money for blizzard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is it with these MMORPG's and their thirst for cash? I pay the 15 bucks a month already, along with the millions of other subscribers. I shouldn't have to see people with 'character alterations' or other goodies just because they have the money to go out and buy these retarded cards.

    It's similiar to SOE releasing boring addons to everquest back in the day. Each cost around 40-60 dollars, and if you DIDNT buy it, you had to watch people around you gaining "cool" items. This sounds to me like the same kinda deal. Buy our stuff, or we will make the playing ground uneven for you, the monthly subscriber.

    Anyone else feel what im saying?

  16. Not a flaw Brillian use of server maintenance time by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 4, Funny

    Doesn't this assume that players can drag themselves away from the computer to play the CCG in the first place?

    You have to give players something to do during server maintenance, internet outages, power failures, etc.

  17. I'm glad I quit WoW by bradbeattie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because this is just another step towards The Visa Crucible.

  18. ahh, cashola by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, some online content will only be available by purchasing packs of cards...

    Genius, really. Sure beats multi-tiered memberships.

    Blizzard could be doing a much better job of promoting itself as a marketing target.

    I would hate to see in-game advertising for real-world products, but Blizzard could be capitalizing on its subscriber base more effectively.

    So, when do we get WoW Happy Meals, with scratch-off extra game content?

    Or a Pepsi under-the-lid promotion?

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  19. 2 Questions by ARRRLovin · · Score: 2, Funny

    How much per month?

    Which server is everyone going to play on?!?! lol

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    -Randy
  20. Next... World of Warcraft w/ heroin IV drip by leftie · · Score: 4, Funny

    The moment you log in, the software re-connects you to your prepaid supply of official World of Warcraft heroin which is supplied to you through a wrist shunt connected to your mouse. As long as you are logged in and keep your hand on the mouse, you are jones free.

  21. Re:I'm sorry but ... by slashrogue · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wait... you mean generalizations aren't always 100% true for everyone they imply something about? I'd say it's a fair enough generalization considering the game has something like 3.5 million subscribers.

  22. Inconsistencies between card game and online by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 3, Funny

    How the hell do they plan to implement lag and downtime into a card game? This game will be nothing like WoW.

  23. Great... by utopianfiat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Great, I've always wanted even _more_ antisocial, nerdy, squealy geeks to hardcore scream "YOU FUCKING ZERGED MY CLOUDSONG!"

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  24. Good to see that Blizzard... by convex_mirror · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...is doing its part to promote abstinence.

    1. Re:Good to see that Blizzard... by convex_mirror · · Score: 3, Funny

      That would be so all the hot night-elf babes I meet would see my 1337 humor status and invite me to go skinny-dipping in their mana pool, right?

      ... so alone.

  25. Cards may also have an impact on gameplay? by nightsweat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Shark? Check
    Ramp? Check
    Fonz? Check

    Rev that engine, WoW.

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  26. Re:I'm sorry but ... by kukyfrope · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm sorry, but I don't think of [WINDOWS] as my favorite [OS], as there are some out there, *cough*[LINUX]*cough*, which are so much more feature rich, entertaining and engaging for people that like to think ... Not to mention better looking and more geared towards the technological savvy too. Besides, I prefer [DOING TECH SUPPORT] with mature people, not whiny 13 and 14 year olds.
  27. Card games might as well go like this: by El_Smack · · Score: 2, Funny

    A: I play my Abe Lincoln, doing 5 damage to your Hamilton.
    B: My Hamilton does 10 damage to your Lincoln killing it.
    A: I draw *yes*,*yes*,*yes!* Ben Franklin! I defeat your Hamilton and add a +5 defense of Sacagawea.
    B: I'm going home.

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  28. Re:For all ages? by bano · · Score: 2, Funny

    I seen a middle aged white guy playing yughio(or whatever it is) with a middle aged foreigner at the game story one day.
    I bet the 10year old kids thought he was the coolest because he didnt have a bed time and could play said retarded cardgame all night w/o his mom telling him to goto bed because its a school night.
    Truth be told, he probably still lives with his mother, and she yells at him to goto bed.

  29. Collectible card games must die. by otis+wildflower · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Like a virus, they spread through my gaming community. Like a cancer, they grew to crowd out other, healthier pursuits like AD&D, Shadowrun, Starfleet Battles, Gamma World, etc. I stood against the tide only to watch friend after friend fall into the CCG trap. Steve Jackson stabbed me in the back after discontinuing the old hotness Illuminati for the new and busted INWO. And now they threaten WoW? In the immortal words of one of my greatest heroes, "Oh, my valve!"

    Then again, an Arcanite Reaper lottery _would_ be sorta cool...

  30. What about Leeroy Jenkins? by hoozio · · Score: 3, Insightful

    WoW isn't the same without someone coming along and ruining everything. That aspect will be totally lost (short of someone coming along and running of with you deck shouting "Time's Up! .."

  31. you insensitive clod by timster121 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I *am* the geeky kid next door.

  32. It was supposed to be a trading card game... by LabRat007 · · Score: 2, Funny



    ...but aparently the decks are bind on pick up.

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  33. Sweet, a card game! by fanblade · · Score: 2, Funny

    Player 1: Do you have any...Tauren?
    Player 2: Go fish.