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Saturn Moon Continues to Delight and Baffle

vic_1066 writes to tell us that BBC News is reporting on the many interesting discoveries made by the Cassini probe. The Saturn moon, Enceladus, apparently continues to provide confusion and excitement for scientists the world over. The Cassini probe has been making waves ever since its arrival to the Saturn system.

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  1. What?!!? by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The Cassini probe has been making waves ever since it's arrival to the Saturn system."

    What, now there's water on Saturn, too!

    (I know, I know, it's not a rock like Mars is... gimme a little rope here for the joke, k?)

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    1. Re:What?!!? by CalcMan · · Score: 1

      Come on tell me you don't want to go surfing on the rings of saturn.

    2. Re:What?!!? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      "The Cassini probe has been making waves ever since it's arrival to the Saturn system." What, now there's water on Saturn, too!

      For such a bad space-pun, you are sentenced to a 12 year mission to study Uranus and then penetrate Pluto's far side.

    3. Re:What?!!? by sinewalker · · Score: 1

      yes, using a space probe....

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    4. Re:What?!!? by sinewalker · · Score: 1

      hell, yeah! With one of those boards from Pirate Planet. I have so got to rig a sim together somehow...

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    5. Re:What?!!? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      yes, using a space probe....

      Deep space

    6. Re:What?!!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dupe! ...and the previous one had even more info on the moons. Editors indeed.

    7. Re:What?!!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about just enough rope to hang yourself?

    8. Re:What?!!? by krymsin01 · · Score: 1

      Going to need a bigger boat.

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  2. Couldn't help myself by uberjoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's no moon! It's a space station! And many Bothans died to bring us that information.

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    1. Re:Couldn't help myself by pallmall1 · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I think.

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    2. Re:Couldn't help myself by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      That's no moon! It's a space station!

      If there is a top candidate for "haunted planet", or "occupied planet", then the Saturn (system) deserves that ranking. Something really odd is going on with the rings and moons. Something is replenishing the rings and Saturn's icey moons have some very odd patterns on them that resembel recent activity. Generally space dust and radiation darken ice and other material over time. All the bright rings and moon streaks thus appear new, relatively speaking. And there are thin atmospheres on the moons that should be too small for that.

      Some would suspect tidal forces with Saturn warming up the moons, making them spurt ice. However, none seem really big enough. The only "big" moon is Titan, and nothing significant seems to be leaving its surface into space.

      Then you have that moon with the funny walnut-like "belt" *all* the way around it (i forgot the name).

      Something is f8cking with the moons and rings, but we cannot seem to detect it. Alien ice mining? Or perhaps a recent mega-collision between two icy moons and/or asteroids.

    3. Re:Couldn't help myself by Sci-Trax · · Score: 1

      "That's no moon! It's a space station! And many Bothans died to bring us that information." You are sooooooo wroooong! That's no space station, it's an alien space craft, maybe a battle ship, with tiny little aliens waving in fornt of the probe's cameras printed pictures of a rocky deserted planet. I ain't talkin' crap here, I ain't crazy, I've seen it with my own trhee eyes, for I am an alien too! Hey, maybe that moon is comming down on Earth, forcing the Hollywood producers to make another sequence of Armagheddon. And, using their orriginality, they'll call the movie: C-Armagheddon (C - from Cassini)!

    4. Re:Couldn't help myself by lorelorn · · Score: 1
      I think you're thinking of Mimas there, joe.

      http://www.nineplanets.org/mimas.html

    5. Re:Couldn't help myself by MPHellwig · · Score: 1

      It was the biggest fart in the universe, that's what is it.

    6. Re:Couldn't help myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      featuring world where most of people have been turned into zombies and few remaining ones take part in mad, bloody car races? :)

    7. Re:Couldn't help myself by socrates09 · · Score: 1

      Actually, Mimas (another Saturnian moon) is the space station you refer to...

      Death star/moon:
      http://saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/multimedia/images/image -details.cfm?imageID=1637

    8. Re:Couldn't help myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IS one of Saturn's moons an ancient space station? Let's ask psuedo-science crackpot Richard Hoagland!

      http://www.enterprisemission.com/moon2.htm

      Whoa! Who could have guessed that it actually IS a space station?! Especially without this insightful analysis. Modelled on a buckyball, no less!

      As for the Bothans:

      http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2004-08- 15&res=l

    9. Re:Couldn't help myself by phxbadash · · Score: 1

      It's called electricity. And the reason that we can't detect it is that most of the current scientific community is far too attatched to the theory that gravity is the major force in the galaxy, and they refuse to acknowledge any other possibility.

      check this link for more info: http://www.electric-cosmos.org/

      and this one for even more: http://www.thunderbolts.info/

  3. Mmmmm... Moon! by GreatRedShark · · Score: 5, Funny

    I knew I was delighted when I read the name of the moon... until I realized it's not "Enchiladas"... :(

    1. Re:Mmmmm... Moon! by 1zenerdiode · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, but were you baffled as well?

    2. Re:Mmmmm... Moon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know when they're reporting an unusually warm spot on the south end of an enchilada, they've just run out of material...

  4. How many more moons are there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    As best I know, they keep finding new moons in the Saturn and Jupiter systems. Is it possible that there are more to be found?

  5. What about Iapetus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    1. Re:What about Iapetus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could someone mod the parent post funny?

      Hoagland seems to suggest that Arthur C. Clarke and George Lucas are in on some conspiracy togethor with regard to Iapetus.

      Check out Hoagland's hyperdimensional physics for more goodies.

      I hope people don't believe too much of his garbage, or else people will be committing suicide because of some digital camera image artifact, or something.

    2. Re:What about Iapetus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is good to know where those moons are so when
      a terorrist gets his hands on a spaceship he can fling rocks at earth.

  6. More (Better) Information... by jsight · · Score: 4, Informative

    As usual, get the information straight from NASA

    Press Release, Pictures

  7. Maybe they'll discover oil or uranium by xtal · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..then we can have a hope of a mission there. Without upsetting the monoliths!

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    1. Re:Maybe they'll discover oil or uranium by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      How about platinum? It's a lot closer too. Might be a good target once something like America's Space Prize has been won.

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    2. Re:Maybe they'll discover oil or uranium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uranium? Isn't it named Uranus? Oh wait, I might be confusing that with something else...

  8. For those who care about who... by rob_squared · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ...the moon is named after:

    "In Greek mythology Enceladus was a Titan who was defeated in battle and buried under Mount Etna by Athena."

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    1. Re:For those who care about who... by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      The same could be said of Anonymous Cowards. They obviously lack sentience.

    2. Re:For those who care about who... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enceladus was one of the giants, not one of the (twelve) Titans.

  9. Huh...? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0

    We spend all this money to survey the popular moons around Saturn, and all of the suddenly a moon that no one heard of is grabbing headlines. So is Tom Cruise making out with Katie Holmes behind Enceladus?

  10. Great things come in small packages by lightyear4 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    These are the things that make this universe so incredible! Nature may be governed by general laws, but she will never allow a dull moment

    For such a tiny moon (its only 500km across), this one packs plenty of surprises. This oddity has: a localized hotspot at its southern pole, a largely water vapor atmostphere with some interesting trace compounds, and most intriguingly, a spot on the very short list of places possibly harboring life.

    Absolutely intriguing - congrats to the Cassini team for their achievements.

    1. Re:Great things come in small packages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try telling that to the pornography industry

  11. Oh, just great by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    So at the equator it's several hundred degrees below zero -- cold enough to freeze your balls off in 2.3 seconds. At the south polar region, it's a bit less... cold enough to freeze your balls off in 2.15 seconds. When do we send the manned mission?

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    1. Re:Oh, just great by CalcMan · · Score: 1, Informative

      Quick question for you, isn't 2.3 > 2.15 ???

      I think the ball would freeze in slightly more time in +5degree weather

    2. Re:Oh, just great by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the parent was referring to the temperature being less.

    3. Re:Oh, just great by darklordyoda · · Score: 5, Funny

      Send female astronauts.

      Problem solved.

    4. Re:Oh, just great by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      [astronaut will freeze nuts off] Send female astronauts. Problem solved.

      Sounds like one ends up that way either way. Plus, she'll freeze her melons off, adding further to gender integrity problems. They'll all return looking like Annie Lennox.

    5. Re:Oh, just great by andersa · · Score: 1

      No no! There are hot pools. Just wait. In the future this spot will be a prime tourist destination in the solar system.

      Get the Enceladus Spa Experience before your neighbour!

    6. Re:Oh, just great by VoidEngineer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i would point out that it being less cold (e.g. warmer) would result in your balls freezing off in a slightly *longer* amount of time... say, 2.45 seconds. just sayin...

    7. Re:Oh, just great by Kidbro · · Score: 0, Troll

      Send female astronauts.

      Yes, I see... the surface temperature is about the same as in a woman's heart, right?

    8. Re:Oh, just great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moderation of parent:
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      0 : Cold

  12. It'd be interesting by krymsin01 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    if the source of the heat turned out to be a natural nuclear reactor, like Oklo. I doubt that's a possibility, since I would think it'd put off a lot more heat if it were.

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    1. Re:It'd be interesting by deglr6328 · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is probably EXTEMELY unlikey. The reason being that the half life of U235 (the fissionable isotope) is "only" 700 Myears (U238's is 4.5 Gyears). Therefore the original amount of U235 present in the protoplanetary solar system is ~99% gone (the solar system is 4.5 GY old). This is why the Oklo reactors are not going anymore, they existed 2 GY ago because back then the natural abundance of U235 in U ore was ~3% (and what's the concentration of U235 in nuclear reactors?....yup ~3%). I think this fact also VERY likely precludes the existance of a natural nuclear reactor at Enceladus now as well.

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    2. Re:It'd be interesting by LiNKz · · Score: 1

      Note the information on why natural nuclear reaction doesn't occur on Earth anymore, if the moon is in anyway related to a similar age as Earth then it too wouldn't occur anymore.

      Then again, was an interesting read. +1 Interesting to you, if I didn't reply.

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    3. Re:It'd be interesting by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I think this fact also VERY likely precludes the existance of a natural nuclear reactor at Enceladus now as well.

      How about a recent cometary impact? It might have created a pod of water under the surface of the south pole, which is slowly leaking heat and water into the outside.

      Stephen Baxter incoporated this idea into his book Titan, and suggested there might be ice packs above a deep body of water. In the case of this small moon I would suggest that the heat pulse from the impact would spread out slowly from the impact site, but it would tend to release energy through fractures close to the point of impact.

    4. Re:It'd be interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so that means that cave men would have been able to cause nuclear explosions, just by throwing rocks together.

  13. AvP? by UniXY · · Score: 1

    Someone contact the predators... we may have a problem. On second thought, give Arnold a ring too.

  14. How much energy in a shuttle full of uranium? by xtal · · Score: 1

    I wonder.

    Platinum would be interesting too given it's catalyst power. Given enough energy though, I think it's pretty easy to get here.

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    1. Re:How much energy in a shuttle full of uranium? by trippinonbsd · · Score: 1

      I would imagine that the mass of the uranium times the speed of light squared would give you the total energy that the uranium is capible of producing. I remember reading that somewhere...

    2. Re:How much energy in a shuttle full of uranium? by raptor_87 · · Score: 1

      More or less. This gets into the classic E=mc^2. The problem is that fission only gets you about 0.3% of the mass converted into energy. Fusion is better (~0.7%), but to get truely amazing amounts, you need antimatter, or something similarly exotic. Even so, a Nerva or Orion like space craft would have some nice capabilities.

  15. hmm by i_should_be_working · · Score: 4, Funny

    Enceladus, apparently continues to provide confusion and excitement for scientists the world over.

    Why? Is Enceladus a naked girl?
    Har har har.

    1. Re:hmm by AgNO3 · · Score: 1

      DAMN a stupid star wars comment get a 5 for funny and this gets a 3? I call nerd alert on the moderators

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  16. In other news... by jeffehobbs · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..."Sailor Moon" continues to simply baffle.

    ~jeff

    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is where the little prince is from

    2. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, I thought Prince Endimion was from the Moon (Luna, Terra's partner)?

    3. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prince Endymion was from Earth - he is the guardian Soldier of Earth. To further the joke, in many episodes he wears a green shirt that says "EARTH" across the front.

    4. Re:In other news... by ShadeEagle · · Score: 1

      Guess I'm not the only one who misread it as Sailor Moon.... heh

    5. Re:In other news... by colbyucb · · Score: 1

      I definitely did.

  17. it's != its by GrahamCox · · Score: 2, Informative

    C'mon, it's really simple:

    it's ::= "it is" | "it has"

    for ALL OTHER USES, there is no apostrophe in 'its'

    Surely this simple rule isn't beyond the tech-heads here? For those of us that care about English this is as jarring a syntax error as anything that would barf a compiler. So do our parsers a favour and LEARN this simple rule.

    1. Re:it's != its by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the moon, our language is so advanced that spelling and grammar have been phased out.

    2. Re:it's != its by sinewalker · · Score: 1

      You may be interested in the Apostrophe Protection Society. But really, who cares about English? It's such a mongrel language. Then again, it's great fun playing with its faults... ;-)

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    3. Re:it's != its by mystik · · Score: 1

      I wish they'd use BNF in my HS english class.

      Grammar for CS Geeks -- I love it already.

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    4. Re:it's != its by photon317 · · Score: 1


      A complete set of American English grammar written in BNF would be painfully complicated and long. It would brilliantly show how inconsistent and ill-designed the language is.

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    5. Re:it's != its by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do our parsers a favour and LEARN this simple rule.

      Oh the irony...

    6. Re:it's != its by NanoGator · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      "Surely this simple rule isn't beyond the tech-heads here? For those of us that care about English this is as jarring a syntax error as anything that would barf a compiler. So do our parsers a favour and LEARN this simple rule."

      Every single time a comment like yours flies across my screen I am reminded of Hermoine saying "... or worse, expelled."

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    7. Re:it's != its by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Let me rework that:

      On thuh mune, are lenguij iz so addvansd, that spailing and grammer hav ben fased owt

    8. Re:it's != its by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      What? That's how the english spell favour. It's their freakin' language, you should learn it.

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    9. Re:it's != its by ari_j · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The English spell themselves with a capital E.

    10. Re:it's != its by QuantumG · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That's not spelling, it's grammar. Jesus.

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    11. Re:it's != its by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      That's how the english spell favour. It's their freakin' language, you should learn it

      Yes, that is how the english spell favour. I am english, that's how I spell it. Your point is...?

    12. Re:it's != its by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      Ignore that last comment - I get it now. It's very hard to follow the thread of a conversation when bits of it just get pushed out of sight at random. What remains often doesn't make sense or reads in the exact OPPOSITE sense to that intended, which is what happened there.

      I see you were defending the english spelling now, not attacking it! ;-) It's amazing that Americans don't realise (realize?) that our way of spelling predates their braindead version, and of course is the CORRECT way to spell.

    13. Re:it's != its by ram4 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That's because the English spellling of those words is heavily inspired by the French speilling. I like the English spelling better than the American one, I wonder why? :-)

      You see, "favour" in French is "faveur", and "colour" in French in "couleur". Oh, and "realise" in French is "realiser".

      No need to americanize the spelling, really. :-)

    14. Re:it's != its by QuantumG · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      and now we know why the US feel the need to spell things differently. Personally I'm starting to feel that need myself. Fuckin' French.

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    15. Re:it's != its by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1
      It's amazing that Americans don't realise (realize?) that our way of spelling predates their braindead version, and of course is the CORRECT way to spell.
      Actually, Webster came before any British attempt to make a dictionary. Before Webster, there was chaos. Webster mostly tried to use phonetic spellings for everything(it didn't fully work, mostly because "English orthography" is an oxymoron, and also because not all of Webster's changes were accepted), whereas Oxford, the major British dictionary, tried to match everything to its historical pronunciation in other languages. It's amazing that Brits think American English spelling is braindead, but they don't realize that British spelling is braindead as well.
      And English is pluricentric.(i. e. There's More Than One Way To Spell It--wreaks havoc just as much in English as it does in Perl) Over here, colour is not the correct way to spell. (And centre should be pronounced sen-truh. Sorry, just had to get that out. :P)
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    16. Re:it's != its by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      Webster came before any British attempt to make a dictionary

      Wasn't it Dr. Johnson in 1660-something who attempted to compile the first English dictionary?

      Of course English spelling (and much grammar) is braindead, but the reforms do not improve it really. Unfortunately all attempts so far to create a truly rational, orthogonal, regular language for natural speaking have met with failure. Esperanto is not a bad attempt, but it just hasn't caught on. Like biological systems, languages are inherently ad-hoc, and simply evolve to suit the needs of their users. As such most attempts at spelling reform are pointless, and one might say, that attempts to get internet users not to use "it's" when they almost always mean "its" is doomed too - but what I don't understand is why the grasp of such a simple rule eludes so many people.

    17. Re:it's != its by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do as I say...

      "For those of us that care about..."
      ________________^^^^^^

      For those of us WHO care about

      AC

    18. Re:it's != its by noidentity · · Score: 1

      "Surely this simple rule isn't beyond the tech-heads here? For those of us that care about English this is as jarring a syntax error as anything that would barf a compiler. So do our parsers a favour and LEARN this simple rule."

      Yeah, right! I tried your code and my compiler complained about a missing apostrophe! I finally fixed the problem by adding another one:

      'its' != its

      'its' a good thing I checked this!

    19. Re:it's != its by accessdeniednsp · · Score: 1

      Rules, grammar, standards... a Jedi craves not these things.

      (but thank you nonetheless for explaining to the masses that which should be obvious.) :(

    20. Re:it's != its by ari_j · · Score: 1

      This is something where reasonable minds can differ. I consider it spelling because it all takes place within one word, and the word itself, sans context, has a different meaning depending on which letter you use to begin it. I suppose it's largely a matter of case-sensitivity in your spelling system, but I personally consider proper nouns to be spelled with the capital letter, and consider the capital and lowercase of the same letter to be different letters for spelling purposes. Initial capitals in sentences are decidedly a rule of grammar, because the word's meaning independent of the sentence has not changed, whereas the different meaning of a proper noun when capitalized or not and when divorced from the sentence as a whole, combined with the assumption that grammr rules determine how to put together sentences and spelling rules determine how to put together individual words (which assumption probably makes a lot of computer programmers feel warm and fuzzy because of how much they hated context-sensitive languages in their Finite Languages & Automata classes back in college), leads to the conclusion that we have an issue of spelling and not one of grammar in this case.

      Like I said, reasonable minds can disagree on this point.

    21. Re:it's != its by ari_j · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wikipedia on Dictionary History. Enjoy. I am personally a "When in Rome" person on the English language. I can speak and spell British English and American English, and I even know several of the Canadian English oddities (some words are spelled the American way, others the British way). Because I am an American, when I'm in any nation-agnostic forum such as Slashdot, I use American English. I won't correct your spelling if you say favour, but I will myself spell it favor.

      Now, as to its/it's... I can understand why uneducated monkeys may have a problem with the distinction, but people with even the slightest experience with a programming language of any sort, be it GW-BASIC, PDP-8 assembler, or Common Lisp, have no excuse for not obeying such a basic rule of English syntax. Slashdot as a whole has atrocious spelling and grammar, which is ironic given that outside of the English language most of us are downright pedantic about spelling and grammar. You wouldn't see code like wile(1) { blah(); } or while 1 blah(;) (both examples in C) and let it slide without both correcting it and punching the guy who wrote it in the face - why do you let it slide in English?

    22. Re:it's != its by pclminion · · Score: 1
      For those of us that care about English this is as jarring a syntax error

      It's a LEXICAL error. The person understands the difference between the two, he/she just can't spell it correctly. If you're going to make a comparison with compilers, get the fucking terminology correct.

      Anyway... Are you trying to say that you're only as smart as a compiler? Yeah, confusing the two is incorrect, but if your mental parser can't deal with a simple misplaced apostrophe... are you saying that's a sign that you're intelligent?

    23. Re:it's != its by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      It's "come on", not C'mon. You cannot turn "come on" into a contraction. For those of us that care about English this is as jarring a syntax error as anything that would barf a compiler. So do our parsers a favour and LEARN what you can and cannot make contractions out of.

  18. Re:What!??! by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

    Clearly they mean gravity waves, which is nothing special because it's been doing that since long before it was even put together. The people of millions of years ago--people all over the world and possibly some comets--would be walking around thinking to themselves in perfect English, "That tugging? It's that pre-Cassini chunk of ore, all right! It'll really make waves someday when it arrives in the Saturn system."

  19. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Told!
    by Calcman of all people.

    1. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah thanks for that. why does that get modded down *sigh*

  20. Science announces: Moon is made of Mexican food by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Probably, but only after he waffled a bit first.

  21. What a coincidence! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My moon also continues to Delight and Baffle!

    Wanna see?

  22. Most interesting part of the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its about to crash into England!

  23. Enterprise Mission by cbelle13013 · · Score: 1, Informative

    If you want to read some kooky stuff about all of this, check out EnterpriseMission.com that guy has tons of interesting stuff about the moons. Sure, there are some segments that are to far out there, but it makes for an interesting read. He predicted half of this stuff and was a big wig at NASA for a while.

    1. Re:Enterprise Mission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what didn't you learn from the face-on-mars issue?

    2. Re:Enterprise Mission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er, yeah, but the overwhelming majority of it is pure speculation with no attempt whatsoever to rationalize... er, use scientific method. It's like reading the stories I wrote when I was 8 or so; I had no idea what was possible except what I'd seen on TV, and we all know how accurate TV is at portraying things... (it's not)

    3. Re:Enterprise Mission by Suddenly_Dead · · Score: 2, Informative

      Emphasis on kooky. Refer to this site for a nice debunking of some of Hoagland's claims. Of course, not everything is debunked (the man seems to come up with a new conspiracy theory every week), but it's enough to kill his credibility.

    4. Re:Enterprise Mission by Dmala · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's funny, Richard Hoagland is on Coast-to-Coast AM pretty regularly. (What can I say? I'm an insomniac and it's an entertaining show.) On the radio, he sounds very smart and usually quite rational. The web site, on the other hand, is so kooky it's almost hard to believe that it's written by the same person. He seems to be extremely fond of zooming waaay in on heavily compressed JPEG images and imagining all kinds of artificial formations in the compression artifacts. I wonder sometimes if he really believes all this stuff, or if it's just a ploy to get attention and presumably bring in $$$.

      FWIW, his own biography says he was a museum curator, a NASA consultant (whatever that means), and a science advisor to CBS news. It's a more impressive resumé than your garden variety conspiracy nut, but he wasn't exactly a "big wig at NASA".

    5. Re:Enterprise Mission by Cujo · · Score: 1

      I sense that Hoagland, as people tend to do, largely believes his own bullshit. Still, he knows it's bullshit. His talent is for handling large amounts of cognitive dissonance.

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  24. mod parent up by Agarax · · Score: 1

    This is an interesting theory.

    A less exotic explanation may be some sort of chemical reaction. An asteroid or somesuch reacting with the water.

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  25. Tiger Stripes? by pharwell · · Score: 1

    Ah, I love astronomy articles. This one does not disappoint. Gotta say, though, "tiger stripes" just doesn't seem to describe the picture. Really, they look more like vericose veins. Guess that's less appealing, isn't it?

    Heh, that last picture looks like it could be a poster for Deep Impact 2: This Time It's A Moon!

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    1. Re:Tiger Stripes? by courtain · · Score: 1

      My workmate Morde suggested stretch marks, and I guess that fits in with the theory that it is a very young moon. So it may be cooling off, and have the sort of rocks/material that expands when it shrinks, and the plating/crust opens up at the end, casuing the heat and the stretch marks. On a nice and slow geographical/tectonic scale. That moon needs a pumice stone, stat!

  26. Source of Enceladus' heat discoverd by Slashdot by sinewalker · · Score: 1

    Defeated in battle and buried under a mountain. Talk about a serious bitch-fight! That'd definately make Enceladus hot under her collar...

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    1. Re:Source of Enceladus' heat discoverd by Slashdot by techno-vampire · · Score: 4, Informative

      Enceladus was male, as you can tell by the name. A female would have been named "Encelada," making the mexican food joke even better.

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  27. You want my guess? by Dasher42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    An off the cuff guess? About that warm spot and tiger stripe at Encaladus's south pole?

    Meteor impact, and seismic aftereffects.

    After all, it has the "Death Star" moon for a neighbor: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/cassini/media/ca ssini-080505.html

    1. Re:You want my guess? by MrKneebone · · Score: 1

      That toally makes sense, there's obviously all kinds of debris scooting around Saturn. It may also account for its apparently odd orbital pattern.

  28. Warm enough for humans? by pkphilip · · Score: 1

    Can somebody explain to me how the atmosphere on this moon can be water vapour based when it is so cold. Won't rapid condensation result..followed by freezing?

    Or is the water vapor atmosphere being put out by massive jets which are themselves caused by the icy surface being in touch with the molten core?

    If these jets do exist they must be huge and it seems likely that whereever these jets exist, that those areas are much warmer than other places on the moon - perhaps even as warm as places on earth.

    Anyone who can comment on this?

    1. Re:Warm enough for humans? by lorelorn · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yes, Enceladus is too cold, and too light to maintain an atmosphere.

      This means that the water ice either rapidly falls back to the surface, or else is the source of material for Saturn's icy F(I think) ring, which is basically a line of water ice circling Saturn.

      What makes this discovery interesting is that in order for there to be a detectable atmosphere on Enceladus, there must be some process as it cannot last by itself.

      Hopefully the Cassini mission will reveal that source in time.

    2. Re:Warm enough for humans? by lorelorn · · Score: 1

      What I mean is there must be a process renewing that atmosphere as what ever is there either goes off to the ring or falls back to the surface.

    3. Re:Warm enough for humans? by munchymuncher · · Score: 1

      A combination of things like pressure, gravity and oh yeah, it's Aquaman's secret HIDEOUT!

      Duhhhhhhhh. Don't you know nuting?

    4. Re:Warm enough for humans? by A+non-mouse+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1
      can somebody explain to me how the atmosphere on this moon can be water vapour based when it is so cold. Won't rapid condensation result..followed by freezing?
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sublimation_(physics)

      I don't see any numbers in the recent article, but given that it took a close pass of Cassini to detect, it should be clear that the atmosphere of Enceladus is something that in most other contexts would be considered a hard vacuum.

    5. Re:Warm enough for humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Ever hear that water boils at a lower temperature at higher altitudes?

      Or that in the shadow of the moon the temperature approaches absolute zero, but in the sunlight it is several hundred degrees?

      Vacuum is funny that way.

      So in a very low pressure environment, with a bit of energy from the sun or Saturn, you have vapour present (as it sublimes from a solid, with no liquid phase).

      See? Thermodynamics class was useful for something!

      Now if only I could get a job where the quantum dynamics to describe how transistors work would come in handy.

    6. Re:Warm enough for humans? by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

      PV=nRT because the pressure is very low, the freezing point and boiling point lower. out there in hard vacumn, the boiling point of water is only a few degrees kelvin.

    7. Re:Warm enough for humans? by pclminion · · Score: 1

      You're right that at low pressures, water is a vapor at low temperatures... But the Ideal Gas Law has absolutely NOTHING to do with it.

    8. Re:Warm enough for humans? by VoidEngineer · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ. =)

      You can derive density from the ideal gas law (n/V), as well as density/temperature ratios. The Ideal Gas Law is routinely used to calculate these kinds of observations. The stumbling block in this particular situation, however, is that the atmosphere of a planet is a non-closed system. Therefore, you have to model a series of cubic boxes around the planet and use integral calculus to determine the solutions to the equations.

      When I was in the Honors General Chemistry class at the University of Chicago, the final for our thermodynamics class asked us to calculate the gas law constant (R) of another galaxy using the observation of the speed of a certain class of particles escaping from said galaxy, along with basic knowledge of the volume of said galaxy, mean temperature of hard vacumn, etc. etc. That's where I learned about that use of the gas law constant in calculating celestial constants, in measuring atmospheric pressures, atmospheric composition, and so forth. Hanging out with the Ryerson Astronomical Society confirmed that approach.

      It's postively freakin amazing what all you can calculate with the ideal gas law.
      (You could also claim that the Ideal Gas Law was absolutely nothing to do with the Stock Market, and I could point you towards the Black and Scholes Option Pricing Model. The point is, the Ideal Gas Law is a usefull heuristic because it can be applied to a lot of different things.)

  29. Rendezvous with Enceladus by Horar · · Score: 1

    I would have thought it was bleeding obvious. The shiniest known object in the solar system... inexplicable heat venting from the south polar region... strange elements and compounds in an atmosphere that shouldn't even be there, and so perfectly spherical. It's got to be the interstellar ark that brought us here. Once we finish rendering the Earth uninhabitable, the crew will wake up and carry us all to the next planet that we are destined to trash.

  30. IMPORTANT !!!! MOD THIS UP !!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    has been making waves ever since it's arrival

    "its".

    To the moderators: It is absolutely VITAL that you mod this post up, so that the editor and submitter can see it. (This is why I have posted it as close to the top as I can.) Now I know that, in the past, we have had our differences, and you have seen fit to mod my posts down for some inexplicable reason. Please note that this post is ON-TOPIC, because it refers SPECIFICALLY to the article summary. However, if you still feel that you want to mod this post down, rather than up, then please first consider the following:

    If you love your country and don't wish to see Western civilization decline, you MUST mod this post up. Remember what President John F. Kennedy said when he corrected Nixon's grammar during the first televised Presidential debates in 1960: "I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of 100% correct spelling and grammar among all of its citizens. [...] We choose to correct spelling and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard." And, during his inauguration: "Ask not what spell-checking your country can do for you; ask what spell-checking you can do for your country."

    Are you a patriot? Do you love your country and eveything for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all? If you do, then MOD THIS POST UP, so that the editors and article submitter can learn from it, so that people everywhere can learn from it, so that those countless heros of the past who gave the last full measure of their devotion, shall not have died in vain. O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave o'er the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave? If you mod this post up, then the answer is YES!

    1. Re:IMPORTANT !!!! MOD THIS UP !!!! by yatt · · Score: 1

      did you write "eats, shoots and leaves"?

    2. Re:IMPORTANT !!!! MOD THIS UP !!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a grammar nazi myself, but please - PLEASE - shut the fuck up. Flag-waving trolls should be shot.

  31. what type of mission...? by weighn · · Score: 1
    ...do you have in mind?
    The liberation of the people of Enceladus from their oppressive overlords?

    It'll go on for years. Thousands will die. Better that we all learn to ride bicycles.

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  32. MOD PARENT FUNNY AT LEAST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on ... that was some funny shit/

  33. Cracks me up by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I love reading these NASA and JPL press releases.

    "Scientists are baffled! We can't account for polar heating / overlapping flat-bottomed craters on Mars / volcanoes drifting around the surface of Io / particles blasting out of the sun at a quarter of lightspeed / gullies that cross over one another / the enormous explosion out of that comet!"

    Of course they're baffled. They won't let anybody competent explain it to them. These guys never studied plasma fluid dynamics in school, and they figure that now they're too old to learn it. Anyway the math was too hard even back then. If they had even one experienced plasma physicist on-staff (or took his gag off) they'd have easy explanations -- at least the beginnings of them -- for most of these things.

    As it is, every time they run across something that's unavoidably electromagnetic in character, they're absolutely astonished. Then they instantly forget all about it. Each time, they're astonished anew. Yet it never occurs to them that any new impossibility could also involve similar stuff.

    Here's a hint: is there a magnetic field somewhere nearby? That means there's electric current, too, either generating it, or at least being induced by the (conductive) moon moving through it. Where's it flowing? What sort of ions are carrying it, and are transported by it? What happens when they hit a planetary surface? What happens when a charge builds up for a long time, and then gets released? Polar heating... hey, guess where auroras happen? Look at Saturn's poles, in x-rays and infrared.

    Jeez. What do we pay these mooncalves for, if they're afraid of fluid dynamics maths? Hire somebody mentally better-equipped.

    1. Re:Cracks me up by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

      You also forget that NASA is a "serious" govenment science agency... they're not about to start saying that X is caused by Y until they're SURE about it. Sure, it's likely, but I'd be disappointed if they routinely concluded cause/effect quickly for stuff like this.

      (you may argue the statement about seriousness all you want - but the point is the same for any science institution).

      MadCow.

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    2. Re:Cracks me up by phxbadash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Instead they just invent things to satisfy their ever-more-convoluted theories. i.e. black holes, dark matter, dark energy.

    3. Re:Cracks me up by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 3, Insightful
      ... they're not about to start saying that X is caused by Y until they're SURE about it.

      That would be fine, except that every single one of these press releases is filled with wild speculation -- subsurface water, volcanism, recent meteor strikes, martians, what have you -- anything and everything except the only thing that has ever been observed to cause (e.g.) polar heating.

      Never mind trotting out black holes, billion-solar-mass black holes, "dark matter" (imagined to constitute 90% of the mass of the universe), "dark energy" (part of it? supposed to repel matter), the "Great Attractor", galactic lensing, "magnetic reconnection", WIMPs, MACHOs, the Big Bang, Inflation, zero-point energy, and worse, without even a trace of embarrassment. That, and cropping from Hubble pictures anything embarrassing, such as quasars actually in front of opaque nearby galaxies.

      After the last cosmic background experiment concluded, Georg Smoot at a podium announced, in the the most smug of terms, that it proved the Big Bang theory "correct, once and for all." Of course no single experiment, or even a dozen, can do any such thing, and Big Bang is looking iffier every month.

    4. Re:Cracks me up by weemattisnot · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm always sceptical when I read a "Scientists Baffled by WotNot-X" article.

      I think that they're not actually all that baffled about what's going on, but that saying "We're baffled, and learning SOOO much from this" is intelligent PR that helps these scientists get more public support, and indirectly funding as well.

      I mean if they said "Great - now we understand (most) everything that's going on at Saturn." then they'd be up excrement-creek without funding.

      Now don't get me wrong here. I'm all for money being spent on scientific research. I'm even for this tactic being used to do so.

    5. Re:Cracks me up by mopomi · · Score: 4, Informative
      . . .We can't account for . . . volcanoes drifting around the surface of Io. . .


      1) The volcanoes at Io's surface have nothing to do with plasma physics or MHD.
      2) No volcanoes have "drifted around" the surface of Io.
      3) There have been migrations of Ionian eruption plumes (the gas/dust "geysers" above the surface).
      4) We can quite readily explain this with simple thermophysics. Plasma or MHD has nothing to do with it.
      5) Some people have claimed that MHD has influenced the shape of plumes, but we can't reconcile that with the observations of WHERE the fields interact with Io.
      6) Some have claimed that electric currents can cause the elevated temperatures of some of Io's volcanoes, but they haven't done the simple math to know that even at 100% efficiency, there simply isn't enough energy available, and AGAIN, the field lines don't intersect the high temperature volcanoes.

      Theory is fine, but if your pet theory can't handle the observations, go back to the theory--the observations are rarely "wrong".

      . . . gullies that cross over one another. . .

      Not sure what the hell this has to do with plasma physics or MHD. Electrical currrents don't do a damned thing to effect morphology. Same with craters. Same with IMPACTS into comets and subsequent ejection of materials.

      Are you really claiming that high energy particles accelerated by the nearly non-existant magnetic field of Mars is causing flat-bottomed craters?! Wow! They must be moving really fucking fast.

      Not sure what you mean that "these guys" never studied plasma fluid dynamics. If by, "these guys", you mean planetary scientists, cosmologists, or astronomers (all VERY broad fields), "they" invented or extended just about any new branch physics (I'm talking real science, with perdictions and ways to test the predictions) you care to talk about.

      Who the hell modded that post "insightful"?
    6. Re:Cracks me up by DeputySpade · · Score: 1

      -- subsurface water, volcanism, recent meteor strikes, martians, what have you -- anything and everything except the only thing that has ever been observed to cause (e.g.) polar heating.

      I thought SUVs caused polar heating. :-/

      Ok... Now I'm just confused.

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    7. Re:Cracks me up by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      Never mind trotting out black holes, billion-solar-mass black holes

      Um, these almost certainly exist.

      galactic lensing,

      This definitely exists.

      the Big Bang

      has quite a bit of evidence for it.

      zero-point energy

      This exists too.

      That, and cropping from Hubble pictures anything embarrassing, such as quasars actually in front of opaque nearby galaxies.

      Cite?

      and Big Bang is looking iffier every month.

      Doubtful.

    8. Re:Cracks me up by LandKurt · · Score: 1
      Exactly. NASA press releases are written by public relations experts, not scientists. One suspects they play up the "confusion" of the real scientists, in order to make the missions sound more exciting to the general public. Headlines like "Nothing New Seen" or "Unexpected Finding Immediately Explained" just don't attract much attention.

      Also, "baffled scientists" may be the PR way of saying that the scientists are still arguing over the exact explanation of what they seen. They may well have some egotistical plasma physicist telling them he can explain everything with plasma fluid dynamics. At the same time the other specialists are all arguing that their discipline best explains things. It's the nature of humans to try and fit everything into your own world view, but science means having to prove it.

    9. Re:Cracks me up by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 1
      It's interesting to see these two statements so close to one another:
      Theory is fine, but if your pet theory can't handle the observations, go back to the theory--the observations are rarely "wrong".

      Electrical currrents don't do a damned thing to effect morphology.

      Observation is that there are whole lines of flat-bottomed, overlapping craters on Mars, consistent in human experience only with Electric Discharge Machining. Theory says that nothing much electromagnetic can ever have happened on Mars because the planet's intrinsic magnetic field is weak. Which wins?

      Observation is that the explosion when comet Tempel was hit by a projectile was much, much larger than any of the principal experimenters predicted. Observation is that there was a flash (producing X-rays) long enough before any ejecta emerged for the projectile to have traveled a mile. Observation is that the ejecta contained essentially zero volatiles (also counter to every principal experimenter's predictions). Theory offers that the projectile burrowed a mile (or just a half?) through the (stony) comet before properly exploding, with no explanation for x-rays. Which wins?

      Of course this doesn't prove these events were electromagnetic. All that has been proved is that the people making the announcements have disregarded better explanations for their observations, not from aversion to speculation, but because it would be personally inconvenient to learn enough to follow them up. All this would be benign if they didn't also sit on review committees reflexively rejecting papers and grant proposals that even mention the topic.

    10. Re:Cracks me up by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ... Never mind trotting out ... billion-solar-mass black holes ... Um, these almost certainly exist.

      Based only on the assumption that nothing but gravitation can produce x-rays and high-velocity jets, or affect motion of large (electrically-conductive) masses. Even your "super-massive black holes" aren't enough to account for galactic rotation; you need to make up "dark matter" too.

      galactic lensing, ... This definitely exists.

      Sure, here and there. But it gets trotted out every time somebody points out that quasars are all clustered around nearby galaxies.

      the Big Bang has quite a bit of evidence for it.

      Meaning, really, that the mountains of evidence against it are neatly hidden behind an even bigger pile of ghostly "dark matter".

      zero-point energy This exists too.

      Sure, and any astronomical or cosmological event that demands an unlimited energy supply can tap into it at need.

      That, and cropping from Hubble pictures anything embarrassing, such as quasars actually in front of opaque nearby galaxies. Cite?

      OK:
      The Discovery of a High Redshift X-ray Emitting QSO Very Close to the Nucleus of NGC 7319
      Missing Quasars of M82

      and Big Bang is looking iffier every month. Doubtful.

      I will note here that respondent fails to defend "dark matter", never mind "inflation" or "dark energy".

    11. Re:Cracks me up by mopomi · · Score: 1

      Your first image is not from Mars. It's of a catena on Ganymede, and the chain is about 150--200 km long. This was almost certainly created by a comet breakup similar to the breakup of Shoemaker-Levy 9. We watched SL9 break up and impact Jupiter, producing similar "features". We've never, ever seen EDM on such a scale.

      Your second image is perfectly consistent with aborted graben formation. Your third image is, again, consistent with the breakup of a comet or asteroid before impact.

      I note that you do not have scale bars on these images. However, for edification, the features in your second image are hundreds of meters to several kilometers across and are located near Valles Marineris, a very large canyon system on Mars. EDM is used for machining metal parts, and happens at small scales, not at the scales of these features. The amount of energy required to "machine" a crater of even a few meters across would be enormous (I'm seeing values of kW for 1--10 mm^3 removal--you do the scaling math; it's likely a power law scaling). You do not see such features created by lightning on the Earth, for example. Believing that these are from such a mechanism as EDM is just silly. There are more reasonable mechanisms that DO create these kinds of features on the earth.

      Deep Impact: The predicted impact size was about not more than about 200 m IN DIAMETER. The actual size was not more than about 300 m in diameter. This is NOT "much, much larger than . . .predicted." Much, much larger would be an order of magnitude larger, not almost twice the diameter. Wrong about the zero volatiles, too. Hot (1000--2000 K) gases (water, carbon dioxide, carbon monoxide, and hydrocarbons, among others) were observed, in line with expectations. Theory does not say the projectile "burrowed a mile" into the comet "before exploding". The projectile exploded on impact, as all things travelling at that speed do. Theory allowed for a large range of diameters simply because we didn't know what the comet was made of (thus our interest in performing this experiment). The depth of the crater was not predicted to be anywhere near a 1/2 mile, nor was there enough material ejected to account for such a large hole--thus, the depth was NOT 1/2 mile. Typically, on strength-dominated, simple impacts, the depth:diameter ratio is about 1:10--a 1 km crater is about 100 m deep. In (low) gravity dominated (Deep Impact) regimes, it's a bit higher, but certainly it's not greater than 1, which your assertation would require. There was not enough material ejected to account for even a 1 km deep crater.

      Seeing as you're trying to pass off images of Ganymede as from Mars, that you take very small crops of images out of context of surrounding terrain, that you don't know what EMD really is capable of, that you don't really even know what the working theories are, and that YOU haven't bothered to "follow up" on what are better, more reasonable, and perfectly sufficient explanations of such features, you are the one who needs to explain why we should even bother with such proposals--it's a waste of taxpayer money to consider such papers or proposals.

    12. Re:Cracks me up by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Headlines like "Nothing New Seen" or "Unexpected Finding Immediately Explained" just don't attract much attention.

      That would be fine, except the explanations make no sense at all, and also fail to account for the features observed. What's worse is when they doctor the pictures to make them seem more like the explanation, as in the Io volcano pictures where they painted in flaming geysers in place of white-outs in the actual images. The white-outs were from something way hotter than any volcanic eruption could be.

    13. Re:Cracks me up by DisownedSky · · Score: 1

      If you have a an explanation - write it up. Become a famous planetary scientist.

      Acutally, I happen to know there are some very competent electrodynamicists on the Cassini science team (these folks, for example), and no doubt they'll be involved in vetting hypotheses.

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    14. Re:Cracks me up by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Your first image is not from Mars. It's of a catena on Ganymede, and the chain is about 150--200 km long.

      Fine. This makes an enormous difference, doesn't it?

      ... Shoemaker-Levy 9. We watched SL9 break up and impact Jupiter, producing similar "features".

      For a sufficiently dissimilar grade of "similar". Jupiter doesn't have any craters that I know about. (Maybe you have private information.) SL9 pieces hit thousands of miles apart. What broke up something, but kept all the bits right next to one another and right in a perfect line, and furthermore arranged they would all hit at precisely the same instant? And what happened to the stuff that was in the holes?

      ... our second image is perfectly consistent with aborted graben formation ...

      They don't look anything like the grabens we know about, although they do look like other things called grabens on, e.g., the moon, which begs the question. (Expand your definition enough and any hole is a graben.) Anyway, Mars (like the moon) is supposed to be geologically inactive. How long are these things supposed to have been there?

      our third image is...consistent with the breakup of a comet or asteroid before impact

      An exceptionally well-trained, tidy, and cooperative comet, evidently. Notice the perfectly-formed ridges between craters ("graben"?), and the lack of ejecta.

      As technical as it may seem, your reply amounts to, "I can't handle big numbers where electrical phenomena are involved." There's no denying that the amount of energy you quote carved out those cavities. It certainly can be terrifying to contemplate lightning bolts that large, but no more so (if you think clearly) than the corresponding rocks zooming about.

      Deep Impact: The predicted impact size was about not more than ... [yadda yadda]

      The amount of energy released was several times the largest value predicted and, in particular, much larger than could be accounted for by the kinetics. (Kinetics is a pretty mature topic.) I note that you don't address the flash that occurred prior to (what I would interpret as) impact, or the x-radiation. The one-mile-deep burrow wasn't my idea; it came from a JPL press release, as an explanation for the delay between the initial flash (interpreted as impact) and the ejecta. As you note, it's obviously silly, which demonstrates my own original point nicely, thank you.

      The only way the amount of volatiles could square with expectations is by out-and-out revisionism. Before impact Tempel was described as a "dirty snowball" (or "snowy dirtball" by more lately fashionable models), and the ejecta was predicted to be mostly, or largely, volatiles. (The disagreement was just over whether it was mostly snow, or maybe as little as a third snow.) Instead, there were only traces, and it is now acknowledged to be a rock and not a snowball at all. Now the "cometary jets" that were supposed to be suddenly-vaporizing pockets of volatiles are entirely unexplained (again). Now everybody pretends they knew that all along.

      It cannot be a "waste of taxpayer money" to publish papers: researchers pay "page fees" to publish. Considering what does get published, any suspicion about the ultimate correctness of the ideas contained obviously has little or nothing to do with the decision to accept or reject. To reject a paper because you quail at the amperage implied is inconsistent with the bold spirit of inquiry. If this was science, you'd publish the stuff you disagree with, and other papers that show what's wrong with it, and any that show what's wrong with them. Censorship is for churchmen and cowards.

    15. Re:Cracks me up by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If you have a an explanation - write it up. Become a famous planetary scientist.

      A famously unemployed planetary scientist, it looks like. You have get papers accepted in peer-refereed journals, and draw peer-refereed NSF grants, to stay employed as a scientist. (Of course these "peers" haven't studied plasma physics.) One might as well apply for a grant to study the cause of DNA damage in brain tissue exposed to low-magnitude modulated microwaves.

      Actually, I happen to know there are some very competent electrodynamicists on the Cassini science team (these folks, for example), and no doubt they'll be involved in vetting hypotheses.

      Or they'll be told to sit down and shut up, as they evidently have been so far. They know better than to stick their necks out. It would be easy to tie them to cranks and biblical literalists.

    16. Re:Cracks me up by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 1
      1) The volcanoes at Io's surface have nothing to do with plasma physics or MHD.

      Easy to say. "Much to the astonishment of mission scientists, it was discovered that the 'volcanic' plumes emit ultraviolet light, something inconceivable under normal conditions of volcanic venting."

      2) No volcanoes have "drifted around" the surface of Io.

      No, just the place where stuff comes out. "Since the Voyager observations in the late 1970s, Prometheus and the exposed regions have traveled more than 80 kilometers".

      3) There have been migrations of Ionian eruption plumes (the gas/dust "geysers" above the surface).

      "Migration" is a nice word. "Gas/dust" is a nice way to say "ejecta", if you have trouble forming the word "plasma".

      4) We can quite readily explain this with simple thermophysics. Plasma or MHD has nothing to do with it.

      Squint hard. "Cornell University astrophysicist Thomas Gold ... in Science (Nov 1979)... suggested that the plumes were the effect of an electrical exchange between Io and Jupiter. ... Gene Shoemaker (of comet Shoemaker-Levy fame), ... argued that an electric discharge would be extremely hot--much hotter than lava". "Years later, as the Galileo probe began returning data from the Jovian system, NASA scientists were surprised to discover that the plumes on Io were too hot to measure temperatures accurately."

      5) Some people have claimed that MHD has influenced the shape of plumes, but we can't reconcile that with the observations of WHERE the fields interact with Io.

      Because you don't, personally, know where and how fields interact with Io, they can't cause anything? The earth's magnetic field still surprises.

      (Somebody said, "Theory is fine, but if your pet theory can't handle the observations, go back to the theory--the observations are rarely 'wrong'." I wonder who. Me, I'd start with the observations and see where they lead. A theory might suggest itself, later.)

      6) Some have claimed that electric currents can cause the elevated temperatures of some of Io's volcanoes, but they haven't done the simple math to know that even at 100% efficiency, there simply isn't enough energy available, and AGAIN, the field lines don't intersect the high temperature volcanoes.

      On the contrary. From Perratt & Dessler's pre-Galileo paper,"Filamentation of Volcanic Plumes on the Jovian Satellite Io":

      "Plasma in Jupiter's magnetosphere injected from Io (the Io plasma torus) flows pas[t] Io with a speed of about 57 km/s. The magnetic field from Jupiter at Io is 1900 nT. The v x B voltage induced across Io (3620 km) is, therefore, 400 kV, and approximately 10^6 A was observed to be flowing out of the satellite. ... If we assume the available power (~0.4 TW) is equally divided between the four largest volcanic plumes, we have ~10^11 W of continuous power available for each volcanic plasma arc. This is roughly equal to the kinetic energy flux of material..."

      So, not only is there "enough" energy available, the energy available actually matches observation of the energy consumed. Furthermore:

      "the effluent ejection velocity as calculated from an expression for the sheath velocity in a plasma gun (0.893 km/s) is close to that observed for Prometheus, 0.49 km/s."

      (Have you ever heard of a volcano ejecting material continuously, year upon year, at 1100 mi/hr? On earth (neglecting atmospheric drag) that would blast 15 mi high! Mt. St. Helens managed that, for a few seconds.) Furthermore, it always comes out around the edges of the blackened region, as predicted.

      Your thermophysics have a long way to go. Your "field lines" seem not to be such an impediment, perhaps be

    17. Re:Cracks me up by kjots · · Score: 1

      At times like this, I like to remember the following: At every point in time during the history of the human species, if we were able to think at all, we thought we knew it all: The Nature of Reality; the Big Picture; the Answers to Life, the Universe and Everything. And at every point in time during the entire history of the human species, we have been wrong!! Demonstrably wrong! So why should now be any different?

      This doesn't mean we shouldn't try to find out what's really going on, just that we shouldn't expect to actually discover what it is. Not in our (natural) lifetimes, anyway. My personal belief is that the true nature of reality is beyond our current ability to percieve, we are simply too small and insignificant a part of the Universe to be able to contain that kind of information. We might not always be this way; if we can avoid killing ourselves it is natural to expect that we will expand and grow, and with that growth will come a new abilities to percieve the world around us, just as it has come to us in the past. But now? Forget about it. Sit back, enjoy the pictures. Try not to worry too much, you'll just end up dying sooner.

      I am confident that the Sun will rise in the east tomorrow morning, even if I am not here to see it. Here and now, that's good enough for me (but I really like the pictures).

    18. Re:Cracks me up by coopex · · Score: 1

      >>zero-point energy This exists too.
      >Sure, and any astronomical or cosmological event that demands an unlimited energy supply can tap into it at need.

      You misunderstand the nature of zero point energy, which was thought of by physicists before NASA existed. ZPE is like having a gas tank where the pump can't reach the last gallon. The tank still has energy, but it can't be used for anything, and so you car it at its lowest energy state. ZPE is only a source of energy to kooks trying to make perpetual motion machines or free energy.

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    19. Re:Cracks me up by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 1
      "You misunderstand the nature of zero point energy... [it] is only a source of energy to kooks trying to make perpetual motion machines or free energy"

      ... or kooks trying to inflate big bangs.

      I understand it perfectly. It's a consequence of Heisenberg indeterminacy: a particle with precisely zero energy would have to be everywhere in the universe, which is hard to reconcile with having trapped it on one's lab bench.

      ZPE's not available for you to use, it's not available for me to use, but to a cosmologist, oh my! The sky's no limit.

    20. Re:Cracks me up by coopex · · Score: 1

      I searched xxx.lanl.gov for zero point energy big bang and come up with nothing, google only gives a bunch of kook free energy websites, got any links/paper names that have cosmologists abusing ZPE (and preferably pointing out where the problem is)?

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    21. Re:Cracks me up by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 1
      got any links/paper names that have cosmologists abusing ZPE

      No links handy, but the keyword is "inflation". BB needs inflation to get information from each bit of the universe to all the others faster than light, so that future generations can be provided that all-important (nearly!) uniform cosmic background radiation, and also to provide us with galactic superclusters in only 13 GY and not 100 GY, as would be required using only Astronomers'-Union -approved gravitation. What powers inflation, which requires more energy than the universe had to spare? Why, zero-point energy! No mechanism specified.

      In the U.S., it's thoroughly established case law that promoting a perpetual motion scheme does not constitute fraud -- even when the promoters know beforehand that their machine doesn't work!

      This is not to imply that the two paragraphs above have any connection to one another.

    22. Re:Cracks me up by Urkki · · Score: 1
      • BB needs inflation to get information from each bit of the universe to all the others faster than light, so that future generations can be provided that all-important (nearly!) uniform cosmic background radiation

      I've never quite grasped *why* this is needed. I mean, think about two persons at the opposite sides of the Earth throwing a regular coin a thousand times. It can even be a different coin, and still you'd expect them to get about same distribution of heads and tails, without any information exchange between them.

      So why is it so important to have "information exchange" to get even background radiation, then?
  34. They've discovered the Monolith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Four years later than the aliens expected, but not bad for a government operation....
    .
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    "AC, I have detected an anomaly in the AE35 unit. Probability of failure in 24 hours is %90."

  35. Assuming it's mostly water... by Vo0k · · Score: 2, Funny

    Google calc fun:
    ((G * (4 / 3) * pi * ((250 km)^3) * ((1 metric ton) / (m^3))) / ((250 km)^2)) / gravity on earth = 0.00712572516

    For these less scientifically inclined, assuming Enceladus is like Holland, you go there and buy 3 grams (a tiny box) of ganja, then smuggle back to country.

    (gravity on earth / ((G * (4 / 3) * pi * ((250 km)^3) * ((1 metric ton) / (m^3))) / ((250 km)^2))) * (3g of ganja) = 0.928167691 pounds of ganja
    That's almost a pound of ganja on Earth surface.
    In other news, if you accidentially knock a pizza off the table on Enceladus, you have about 5s to catch it before it falls to the floor.

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    1. Re:Assuming it's mostly water... by OBx2 · · Score: 1

      Now, if you'd been my physics teacher I wouldn't have flunked the exam.

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    2. Re:Assuming it's mostly water... by kahei · · Score: 2, Funny


      assuming Enceladus is like Holland,


      This assumption is questionable, given that one is a whirling ball of chemicals suspended in space and the other is a country with tulips. Sure, there may be superficial similarites, but assuming they share important physical properties may be unwarranted at this stage.

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    3. Re:Assuming it's mostly water... by Hydrogenoid · · Score: 1

      Well, a gram is a gram, on Earth or on Enceladus, it is a mass unit, not a weight one, hence gravity has *no* effect on the measured quantity.

    4. Re:Assuming it's mostly water... by Kidbro · · Score: 1

      Well, a gram is a gram, on Earth or on Enceladus, it is a mass unit, not a weight one, hence gravity has *no* effect on the measured quantity.

      Good luck finding scales that really measure mass rather than weight though :)

    5. Re:Assuming it's mostly water... by BetterThanCaesar · · Score: 1
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    6. Re:Assuming it's mostly water... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you accidentally knock a pizza off a table?

    7. Re:Assuming it's mostly water... by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      Well, in this gravity, just lifting your fork with a piece of it would be enough.

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    8. Re:Assuming it's mostly water... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holland? Isn't that right next to the Soviet Union?

    9. Re:Assuming it's mostly water... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dammit, where's my "-1, Idiot" mod option?

  36. continuing to provide confusion and excitement: by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    according to the illustration on the bottom of the bbc story, enceladus is going to impact great britain in about 5 minutes

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    1. Re:continuing to provide confusion and excitement: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *ducks*

  37. scientists are especially excited by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Funny

    because enceladus appears to be wonderful place to send hysterical grammar nazis on a one-way trip

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  38. -1 for making a really bad joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  39. Well thats it folks, beam me up by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    The timing of the craft's ion and neutral mass spectrometer and the cosmic dust analyzer observations seems to indicate the vapor and fine material are originating from the "hot" polar cap region.

    We have only gone and become star trek.

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  40. No more big ones... by Saggi · · Score: 3, Informative

    All the moons, including this one are not newly found. It's an old moon, known for a very long time.

    These interesting moons have one thing in common, they are huge. They have gravity and a core. Without gravity, there will be no atmosphere, and the core might produce geological energies etc. Especially this combination of a core with minerals, and an outer layer of ice/water are interesting in regards to life as this is the combination you need. It's just like Europa (at Jupiter).

    Smaller moons might be discovered as time goes by, but if they have eluded detection so far, they only have a size that will deprive them of the above important features. When they are small, the become meteor like, and we might as well check out meteors.

    So don't expect any new moons like this to be discovered. Only new information and details about the ones we already know.

    In regards to "how many" the number will probably be defined by definition. How big should it be to be a moon? In a sense you might say the rings are millions of tiny moons, but most will probably not say they are within the definition. But what about the big chunks in the rings? Some of the chunks make tracks in the rings... are they considered moons?

    http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/cassini/media/ca ssini-051005.html

    So far we have already discovered all the "big" moons.

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    1. Re:No more big ones... by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      These interesting moons have one thing in common, they are huge. They have gravity and a core.

      IANARS, but a moon without gravity or a core would seem pretty interesting to me...

    2. Re:No more big ones... by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      These interesting moons have one thing in common, they are huge.

      Actually, Enceladus, at 500 km diameter, isn't very big at all as far as moons go.

  41. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if we ever settle Enceladus and put up some tex-mex restaurants we can make new lame sex jokes?

    I'm all for it!

  42. That's no space station.... by vudufixit · · Score: 0, Redundant

    That's a Moon!

    Saturn's moon Mimas looks very much like the Death Star.

  43. Your are right by EachLennyAPenny · · Score: 1

    I dunno about the next level, but this one is incredibly well designed. If i only knew what my mission is.

  44. A hotspot huh? by Chas · · Score: 1

    I wonder how big of a cantenna I'd need.....

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  45. makes you wonder by LeeBarnes · · Score: 1

    My god! it's full of stars!

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  46. Itll be officialized in next years dictionarie's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The rule is blindingly simple, but people still get it wrong. If it has an apostrophe, it has to do with who possesses something. Who's book is it?

    Singular:

    Its he's, her's, it's.

    Its your's, min'e.

    Plural:

    Its our's, your's, their's (British).

    Its our's, you'res, there's (American).

    Simple, really.

  47. you got that one wrong... by NumbThumb · · Score: 1

    for surfing, you want the Phoenix Asteroids

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  48. More info. by aug24 · · Score: 1

    You might be interested to learn that there is a rule which I have found helps people remember better than the way you've put it:

    Pronouns do not take possessive apostrophes.

    His, hers, its, theirs, etc. "Its" is not as irregular as people think.

    Cheers
    J.

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    1. Re:More info. by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Don't forget yours, ours, and whose. If you want irregular, the first-person singular pronoun is your friend.

      I'm almost tempted to make your point into a signature line around here, but for the fear that it will turn any insightful or informative comment I make into an off-topic, flamebaiting troll. ;)

    2. Re:More info. by GrahamCox · · Score: 1
      Pronouns do not take possessive apostrophes

      Sad to say but I think most people don't actually know what pronouns and possessives are. On the other hand slashdot readers might "get it" if it's presented as a simple pseudo-code like statement:

      if ("it is"||"it has") then

      substitute(it's)

      else

      print(its)

  49. Of course... by Datoyminaytah · · Score: 1

    Well, of COURSE it's got a "hot spot", with a name like Enchiladas.

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  50. If it's so baffling, why don't they rename it by Ezza · · Score: 1

    eludeus!

    (sorry..)

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  51. another scuttle-monkey ancient news post by peter303 · · Score: 1

    These results were oriinally published in 2004.

  52. Life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From the article:
    magnetometer instrument on previous flybys that hinted at the presence of a water vapour atmosphere
    As any intelligent person knows, a hint of water vapor can only mean real water, and water=intelligent life. Hence, anyone of real scientific caliber knows that intelligent life exists or existed on this moon.

    Eat sh1t and die, creationists!
  53. Moon != Satellite by parasonic · · Score: 0

    Not to sound like a troll, but why are these stories always calling satellites "moons?" We have a real, general word that fits perfectly: SATELLITE. I was going to say that the poster should be using the correct terminology as this is Slashdot, but on second thought, maybe that wouldn't be such a good idea when a lot of people substitute there for their. Oh, the glorious misnomers.

  54. Shit by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

    Now I have to move the base again.

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  55. Yeah. What a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What a joke you are that is. The immature, foolish, bewildered collective of NASA should beat a path to your door for you have the answers to all their bewildering questions.

    Should you actually possess the expertise that you claim and not be a 3rd year college student who has 'taken a few classes' or not, your post reminds me of the old adage:

    When the only tool you possess is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail.
  56. A few corrections by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1
    That would be fine, except that every single one of these press releases is filled with wild speculation

    That's true but the press release is clear about it. It basically says "we have no clue what is happening but here are some possibilities". This is a press release after all and hardly a scientific paper. That being said I also get really irritated by the pontificating idiots they sometimes get to explain things who so often gloss over (or ignore) the fact that what they are saying is speculation and not generally accepted fact.

    Never mind trotting out black holes, billion-solar-mass black holes, "dark matter" (imagined to constitute 90% of the mass of the universe), "dark energy" (part of it? supposed to repel matter), the "Great Attractor", galactic lensing, "magnetic reconnection", WIMPs, MACHOs, the Big Bang, Inflation, zero-point energy...

    It is interesting that we should be talking about wild speculation here because actually dark matter is thought to make up ~23% of the universe and dark energy ~76% (1% being "normal" baryonic, luminous matter). As for the rest gravitational lensing was predicted by Einstein's general relativity before it was observed, zero point energy is a consequence of quantum mechanics (a theory tested to an unprecedented level of precision) and WIMPs are simply candidates for dark matter.

    Of course no single experiment, or even a dozen, can do any such thing, and Big Bang is looking iffier every month.

    The Big Bang, contrary to your claim, keeps getting more and more experimental backing. Super novae studies and the cosmic microwave background are consistent. Recently the CMB fluctuations lend it further support.

    1. Re:A few corrections by deglr6328 · · Score: 1

      ugh, wish I had points to mod this idiocy down. The above post is nothing more than a wacky conspiracy troll. Mods---> just because something seems contrarian and perhaps superficially insightful, definitely does not mean that it actually is.

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    2. Re:A few corrections by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 1
      wish I had points to mod this idiocy down

      Yes, censorship is the answer to all inconveniences. Facts and discussion of facts might make some people momentarily uncomfortable.

      Those made most uncomfortable will be those who have invested years studying things that don't exist, and those who don't feel confident about picking up the mathematical skills needed to study the stuff that we do know exists.

    3. Re:A few corrections by deglr6328 · · Score: 1

      mmmhmm, wow you're really smart!

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  57. Funnier yet by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 1
    It is interesting that we should be talking about wild speculation here because actually dark matter is thought to make up ~23% of the universe and dark energy ~76% (1% being "normal" baryonic, luminous matter).

    Oh, is it 99% now? How that number keeps growing. It has nowhere to go, now, but asymptotic. Let's project where it will be in five years: 99.999% of the mass of the universe (100,000 times as much mass as the bits we see, a thousand times as much stuff as we needed this year) will be composed of conjectured unobservable particles. They still will have no particular properties, other than whatever it takes to rescue somebody's pet theory. For the next guy's theory, they can have other properties instead, and why not? Falsifiable facts might get falsified, and you'd need to find an honest job.

    The Big Bang, contrary to your claim, keeps getting more and more experimental backing.

    I.e. backing by an unbounded mass of formless Conjecturons. Do call when you have something, anything compatible with observable evidence. In the meantime, please give the poor Cosmic Background a rest. It's been consistent with every cosmological theory proposed in the last half-century. The universe has to have a blackbody temperature.

    As for the rest: there's nothing wrong with gravitational lensing until it's used to avoid seeing what's there. There's nothing wrong with zero-point energy until magic machines are discovered tapped into it just to keep bankrupt theories, er, "inflated".

    1. Re:Funnier yet by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1
      Let's project where it will be in five years: 99.999% of the mass of the universe (100,000 times as much mass as the bits we see...

      You clearly don't understand the difference between dark matter and dark energy. Dark matter hass mass, dark energy is gravitationally repulsive and so clearly is not mass (though it is energy). Rotational curves of galaxies add further support for the idea of dark matter. The "dark energy" is not at all understood. It might be something real or it might be the effect of mass we can't observe.

      They still will have no particular properties, other than whatever it takes to rescue somebody's pet theory.

      You really don't have any clue about the scientific process do you? If you can come up with a theory that agress with the experimental data better than the Big Bang then please, share it with us. So far NOBODY has been able to. Your assumption that the "Universe has to have a blackbody temperature" is only valid if you assume that the Universe is causally connected. If it were not then different parts would have different temperatures. You also have to explain the fluctuations at the level observed which were consistent with Big Bang predictions - though there was no requirement that they be if the Big Bang was wrong.

      You might not like the Big Bang model, and chances are, at least some of the details are probably wrong as we understand them now. However it is the best fit for the current data. If you think you have a better model then it is your job to show how it is more consistent with data than the Big Bang. Nobody is going to reject the Big Bang just because you say so! In fact the conjecturing that you seem to so vehemently oppose is part of the process of finding better models. One person proposes an idea and then either gets shot down by data, confimed by data or put on one side until there is some data to confirm or deny it.