Google Plans To Destroy Unindexed Information

linolium writes "Executives at Google, the rapidly growing online-search company that promises to 'organize the world's information,' announced Monday the latest step in their expansion effort: a far-reaching plan to destroy all the information it is unable to index. 'Book burning is just the beginning," said Google co-founder Larry Page. 'This fall, we'll unveil Google Sound, which will record and index all the noise on Earth. Is your baby sleeping soundly? Does your high-school sweetheart still talk about you? Google will have the answers.'" FYI; it's The Onion, so yes, it's a joke.

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Re:As if dupes weren't enough...

[Anonymous Coward]

Assuming you're using a graphical browser, one of the icons associated with this story is "the foot". This is a reference to a British sketch comedy program entitled "Monty Python's Flying Circus", and is interpreted on Slashdot to mean "It's funny. Laugh."

This would suggest that the Slashdot editors were aware that the article in question is intended to be humourous. Unfortunately, not all of the readers are quite as clever.

Perhaps other people can provide Wikipedia links to "Monty Python's Flying Circus" and "Humour" (or "Humor" for people who prefer to mangle the language for political reasons (link to the Wikipedia article on "Webster" to clarify that)) since this guy could probably use some more information.

Re:Zzzzzzzzz boring and not funny

[Duncan3]

/. jumped the shark a while back...

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